/biz/ - Business & Finance

You baked so early the chickens still alive

>>57196669
because there is a 9 in 10 chance your "feelings" about what to hold, buy, and sell will yield worse returns than just following the market.
But if you're young and like to take risks, roll that dice.

BLOODY MONDAY IS HERE

>>57196736
it's Friday, incel

>>57196756
hold up

I own PYPL

>>57196425
Hes trying his best!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1704493795184024.webm

>Canada's economy gained a net 100 jobs in December, entirely in part-time work, and the jobless rate held at 5.8%, Statistics Canada data has said

>BMO chief economist Doug Porter said in a note Friday that 100 jobs is roughly equivalent to one decently sized fast food outlet — an “imperceptible” gain

Bros are we already living in the second Great Depression? What happened to all of those Indians in those long ass lines for job hirings?

>>57196780
>that webm
kek

>>57196775
Me too.

>>57196770

>>57196827

Who is the cute prostitute?

Thinking of going long against streaming in 2024, have to do some analysis but it's almost guaranteed the Animation Guild is gonna strike in June so that'll be extremely bearish for Disney and Netflix.
I imagine that WBD will not be hit as hard because the retarded CEO will have actually hedged against it by removing animated programs from their platform.

>>57196700
i am willing to take the risk

>>57196874
Lena Katina. She's not a prostitute.

>>57196786
Shit is about to hit the fan in ways that has not been seen in decades.
The homelessness is through the roof and climbing everyday.
Indians survive because they lice 10-20 to a house.

>>57196888
damn i got 777 last thread now i get 888
on a roll today. i hope this is a good omen
verification not required

> the most beautiful women you'll ever see in your life work the most useless minimum wage jobs imaginable

>>57196888 Checked.
>>57196905
>damn i got 777
You should go hit the casino right now.

>>57196910
Work a minimum wage job on weekend?

>>57196888
Good luck to you then

>>57196893
She prostitutes herself for money and fame. She pushed lesbianisem in russia even though she was and is not.

>>57196997
Touch grass...

>>57196786
>Canada's economy gained a net 100 jobs
>100 jobs
>100
black swan? canada shits the bed first then the US?

>>57196888
Try it out for 5 months and if you fail to beat the index capitulate. I was at -.1% while the indexes were at double digit % gains and putting in far more work than just clicking "buy". I can tell you THAT feels AWFUL.

Who else is gonna buy more SOXL? Let's see it go to 50

>>57197016
>5 months
Seems like a very short time frame I'd say 3 years minimum, if you can't beat the market over 3 years then buy indexes.

It's time to buy VNM.

>>57197029
That'd feel even worse. Losing 3 years of gains and having to watch those poor decisions for that long. Maybe don't fully capitulate but you'd need a strong reason to believe in several years you'll win out.

>>57197048
I mean you should quit if you don't beat the market for 2 years but if you bear it for 1 year of those two try to beat it one more if you fail go to indexes, that's the way I think about it. You don't know until you try.

buying VOO

>>57197063

>>57197055
Why quit retard? Just passive invest. It's the best way to build wealth. Time in the market beats timing the market always.
>>57197055
"Studies have shown that more than 97% of day traders lose money over time, and less than 1% of day traders are actually profitable."

If you have money and you aren't greedy for ROI
Just passively invest. It's what recommended. , you don't need to sweat like these retards


>Verification not required.

>>57197098
I wonder who did those (((studies)))

>>57197010
Canada has been looking pretty bad for a while but people don't want to short it because the banks did way better in 2008 (I guess?)
I bought some cheap puts on them for letter in the year, "we'll see."

>>57197098
If you can't beat the market once during a 2 year time period, quit trying and invest in etfs that track indexes that's what I meant. I literally didn't mention day trading, but ok thanks for the info.

Reflecting on the Chinese situation, its pretty clear Xi's just going to have to force them to participate in economic recovery. He's been giving them treat after treat for weeks and they're still dumping as soon as shit turns green, when they're done "advising" hedge funds on how to price and but bonds correctly, should be the time to re-enter into calls.

>>57197116
Macro is legitimately hard. Almost no one ever seems to get it right no matter how schizo or normie they are. If you want to beat the market take the Lynch pill and trade companies you understand because you work in the industry or have some other personal connection to.

>>57197137
>them
Who is them anon?

>>57197157
The chinks

>>57197159
The Chinks are participating in the economy though. Instead of buying properties they're buying consumer goods and services. That's why retail and services are doing good in China.

>>57197174
I'm talking about chink investors and traders, CCP had to send teams to make them buy bonds.

>>57197183
>CCP had to send teams to make them buy bonds.
Wdym? Chinks interest rates are at coof lows meaning there's a lot of demand for bonds?

>>57197183
Where were they putting their money instead? If you don't want bonds you probably don't want yen (or whatever) either.

>>57197193
Oh I misread the article I saw last night, it wasn't bonds but equities their state securities regulatory agency is "advising" funds on.

>>57197218
>Oh I misread the article I saw last night, it wasn't bonds but equities
Makes sense now. Yeah demand for equities is very low in China right now and a record amount of Hong Kong brokers are going bankrupt.

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>57197230
I don't what else Xi can do for the Chinks to entice them to get buying stocks so I'm just going to wait and see how the forceful approach goes. I was thinking about re-entering into BABA calls after Taiwan election but may wait until Feb now.

>>57197267
Based dividends are tax inefficient, literally just buy back stock. I dislike 90% of corporate management because they pay dividends instead of buying back stock.

>>57197289
>I don't what else Xi can do for the Chinks to entice them to get buying stocks
The ANT Group IPO a year and a half ago was oversubscribed at a $350B valuation. They'll buy the top as per usual.

>>57197267
>>57197296
I like dividends and i don't care what you think

>>57197267
How I am supposed to increase my voting rights if I sell shares?

>>57197335
Buybacks reduce the number of shares outstanding boosting your voting rights. Think about it if you get payed a dividend you get taxed and you buy shares with the dividend, so why not skip the tax and buy back the shares directly from the companies balances sheet. Really there ain't much to it, It's a simple proposition buybacks are better.

>>57197296
i have a friend who can pay for his basic living expenses with 20% of his divvies and reinvest the other 80%. They may be inefficient but damn if you have a big enough portfolio it doesn't even matter...

>>57197267
You know what I agree with this now. I don't need distributions from dividends as I do not need that cash.

>>57197352
Most of the stocks I hold pay dividends some north of 10% but I hold them because they're cheap not because of the dividend and I would much prefer if they just bought back stock. Dividends are just as good as buybacks even better imo if they're not taxed.

After much complaining I finally managed to get a faulty steam card replaced after the winter sale is over.
Thank god I am up like 3.7% ytd or I would feel bad.

Another day. Another day of nothing. Found out today that our health insurance premium costs won't be going up. Locked in till least 2026. Hey when everything else is rocketing higher least something is staying cheap.

>Canada added 100, yes one hundred, new jobs last months
Leafs are you guys okay?

>>57197613
The Great Redeemful is upon them

>>57197613
what's the best way to short leafniggers?

everyone thinks the fed is gonna do 6 rate cuts this year, that they will be pre-announced, backloaded to middle of the year, and all of a quarter point each. this is wrong. you will get one rate cut this year, it is coming soon in a surprise meeting, and it will be 1500 basis points. screenshot this.

Should I use my free "emergency" pizza offer from DPZ?
I was going to save it for a special occasion... but then I kind of neglected to stock up on food after spending all week dealing with the HELFY bullshit...

>>57197693
You could short XGB although I don't like shorting things like indices or government bond ETFs.

>>57197703
I agree with you but I feel like I have to be missing something. It feels too wild.

>Janet Yellen claims we have achieved a soft landing

Didn't this bitch say positive shit around 2007 before everything went tits up on a global scale? Fuck this asshole, how the hell did she keep getting hired??

>>57197778
>soft landing

dividends are best when you don't like the psychological effect of seeing your number of shares decrease every year. Yeah you will realize less gains overall but that's just a number you don't even see so it has no psychological impact unless you let it.
Investing is so much to do with psychology at the end of the day, if dividends are the thing that make you stick with your strategy and you'd just be constantly buying and selling otherwise it's fine.

>>57197800
>when you don't like the psychological effect of seeing your number of shares decrease every year
Anon, a buyback does not mean the company reaches into your account and forcefully buys your shares.

That's a reverse split and is totally different.

>This buyback discussion sponsored by Alpha Metallurgical Resources. "If you don't own AMR, fuck you."

im buying QQQ

>>57197814
if you want to realise gains without dividends you need to sell shares, which means you have fewer shares

>>57197778

>>57197838
>Re-revision
What new man made horror is this?

>>57197831
??? What kind of goy sells shares. You just take loans out against them.

>>57197838
>File: BLS Is Drunk.jpg
lol

Uh ok. Buyback - Company has 2 billion shares outstanding. They issue a buyback plan. This means that 2 billion share count drops. So the value of your shares potentially goes up due to more demand for them/company performance. Reverse split (nasty thing) - You have 200 shares of a company. They do a reverse split. You now have 100. This is supposed to increase the stock price due to less shares issued. The reality; it means the company is in bad shape and no one is fooled, the stock price will still fall, so you get the shaft twice. First by losing half your shares. Again by seeing your investment tank. Forward split (Good thing) - You have 200 shares. Split happens. You now have 400. The stock price is cut in half to reflect the doubling of the outstanding shares. Which means you have an opportunity to buy more shares at the cheaper price if you wish.

>>57197867
Not at today's interest rates you don't.
>>57197778
>how the hell did she keep getting hired??
Cool it with the antisemetic remarks.

>>57197893
splits don't change market cap or valuation. they're irrelevant on their own (although typically yes only shitcos need to reverse split)
>>57197867
if you want income you need income. loans work when you want capital in excess of your income but you need cash income to pay for it

>>57197928
If I ran a company, I'd flip a coin to reverse split or split every quarter, just to keep people on their toes.

Did I miss the AI boom?

>>57197953
tail end of it imo

>>57197953
You're right on time for the bust

lmao

>>57197953
lmao

>>57197098
>>57197116
>>57197131
It’s easy.

>>57197613
and those 100 were tim horton cashier jobs that went to ranjeet's third cousin or darren-jonathan diaz santos from manila

>>57197953
>Where's Waldo
I'm pretty good at these but this took me a minute to get

>>57197125
>people don't want to short it because the banks did way better in 2008
past results do not guarantee future performance, leafs are about to find the hard way.

what banks do people like?

how do i find high volume low price stocks easier? im new to stocks and use m1 finance to invest casually as of yesterday. I want the cheap volume ones to build off

>>57198208
I'm with this dude what's a good ticker to circlejerk on?

>>57198207
USAA

>>57198213
I mostly just want a way to browse stock listings by price and volume and it seems most sites are purposely designed to not let you view easily or sort by or filter by that stuff. very odd lack of design

>>57198231
fidelity stock screener?

>>57198244
>fidelity stock screener
is this a website I can browse? I would like a comfy website to browse and read about stocks. or is this an app for desktop/phone?

>>57197296
But buying back stock is not always a good idea. If the stock price is overvalued, the management would be dipshits to buy it back. Better to pay a dividend if they cannot reinvest in the business productively (read: with sufficient ROIC)

>>57198260
it's part of the fidelity website research section

>>57198207
idk whatever's in BNKU

>>57198207
Asking me my favorite jewish ponzi scheme is like asking what kind of nails i prefer to step on

>>57198219
Outside USAA I've never had a bank I liked. I tolerated Suntrust but then Truist bought them and they're retards.

>>57198207
JP Morgan is /smg/'s bank.

>>57198385
I have always felt like we were more Wells Fargo people.

this market is a nigger and that's a good thing

>>57198372
I've always into credit union until I got USAA. Never had any problems so I never needed to switch

>>57198392
WFC is the designated bank of latinxs.

>>57198208
>>57198213
https://finviz.com/screener.ashx

>BWET

>>57197125
>>57198188
We literally bailed out of banks and hid that fact:
>https://financialpost.com/news/fp-street/did-canadian-banks-receive-a-secret-bailout

Fucking Trudeau is terrible for this country but all of the bullshit that we are currently facing is the result of Harper (unrestricted mass migration, meme economy built on only resources, etc.)

>Economy sheds 1.5 million jobs in the month of December alone

>Unemployment already over 7%

Bros, I don't feel so good, mid 2024 could be the start to another depression. Forget a recession happening.

>>57198443
Thats BAC

>>57198535
>Bros, I don't feel so good, mid 2024 could be the start to another depression. Forget a recession happening.

Don't worry - we will just change the definition like we did last time so our current economic fuckshow is not a "recession" or a "depression".

Just imagine how fucking bad zoomies are gonna look, alphoids will basically be living in dumpsters. So with that in mind, I think they should split VOO 10 times in a row so that they become more price accessible to the average trash eating triple digit net worth zoomoid and they pump the s&p for us.

>commercial real estate REITs
>sears penny stock

what are some stocks to buy if you want to be haunted?

>>57198837
Many /smg/gers bought the dip on Russian stocks right after the invasion. Of course, then OFAC ordered all brokers to segregate them in a separate account so now the shares are neither buyable nor sellable. They're ghosts, trapped between worlds.

SCI deals with caskets and funerals if you want to be morbid, though I don't know if there are any flat-out cemetary REITs.

Oh yeah, and DGTW. Think we found out that company was run by the dead.

>2024 week 1 in the books

>>57198890
>Already down 1.9% YTD

>>57198888
>digitaltown
that shit was legit paranormal I remember the anons posting about that one. We need a spooky/cursed ETF.

Nvidia pumped but failed to break the resistance. Return to normal. Monday is LIMIT DOWN.

calls at 4.5 MPY, people are going to realize just how fucking retarded they were panic buying

You have no idea how retarded I am

>>57198966
based

>>57198975
golly i just love little girls

>>57198987
they are God's gift to us

>>57198911
>>57198888
Wdym it was run by the dead?
Can you tell me more about this?

>>57198419
Same. The only problem is once in a blue moon when I want to deposit cash or something best done in person. But it doesn't happen often enough for me to consider switching.

>>57199033
>>/biz/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=dgtw+titanic

>>57199033
SMG 21 kino

>>57199033
>>57199065

>>57198492
>what’s in this fund
>cash and cash equivalents: 100%
kek

>>57199151
I was just laughing at the ticker, but that's usually how >futures ETFs work. They'll report placeholders like cash or swaps because of margin requirements and other financial trickery.

See their exact holdings and strategy here: https://etfmg.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/BWET-Investment-Strategy-2023_V1.pdf

>>57197335
Do you really think your votes matter as a retail investor

>>57199049
>>57199065
>>57199119
>She slipped softly from the summer stream, as seamless as a summer’s dream.

Are we gonna be seeing a GIGANTIC wave of mass layoffs at the end of Q1 2024? There's a bunch of signs pointing to that happening

>>57199176
>votes

>>57199280
But muh jobs data today!

>>57199280
Yep
Bumpy landing confirmed

is defiance staffed entirely by retards?

I've been down George Costanza tier clown shit for my job search. Just making up my entire resume and past (have friends who can pretend to be references) and my work with Python libraries. I have a legit github is the thing.

But im fully accepting clown world. Just fucking lying and dealing with retarded recruiters and lying to them and lying to stacies. It's fun. Only been a day of this and it'll get depressing soon if i don't land a nice upgraded job soon but holy fuck it's a clown show

Just lie. Just fucking lie and be resourceful and competent so you can back up your lies

>>57199280
What do inventory, new order, manufacturing, and non-manufacturing data suggest?

>>57199280
Muh s&p boomer portfolio... noooo...

>>57199280
canada only hired 100 people last quarter so probably before then.

>>57199371
I think I know the thread you thought you were replying to

>>57199406
That's not what net jobs means anon

>>57199411
Yeah. It's perfectly fine if Canada hired 100 fishermen.

>>57199427

>Household Survey showed that the number of Employed workers actually collapsed by an unprecedented 683K, the biggest drop since the US economy was shutdown by covid

holy fuck lmao

>>57199411
wait they were talking about net jobs? i thought that almost no one was hiring except for fast food restaurants.

>>57199440
It's just a joke. Get it, anon? *Net* jobs?

>>57199448
yeah the crash is going to be just as bad a 08. everybody just wants to know when. until it's TIME time we all try to jockey for position.

>>57199476
What do crashfags hold? Cash?

>>57199528
Try to short at just the right moment mostly. However I am well aware how the market flaps around sometimes and will trade whichever way I think is going to make me some money this week or next week or what have you albeit. For example I was long for some of the doom bull rally in December. Took profit pretty well near the top which I'm very happy about. I received a short signal on Jan 2 but I didn't like it and sat it out in cash.

I have $56k invested in TRKA and only $4k left in unrealized losses.

>>57199476
Its all Cloward-Piven destruction and I'm gonna get a bucket of popcorn to watch it all unfold possibly this year

>>57199554
>implying you'll be able to cash out your shorts from a brokerage that still exists, using a banking system that still exists, using a currency that still exists, from a government that still exists when the crash finally hits
lol!

>>57199586
yeah yeah the everything blows up thesis that's fine. I'll have you know I do own a Russian SKS and a box of milsurp juuuuuust in case.

>>57199586
>PMfags when I Sephiroth summon a meteor the size of Rhode Island made of 80% silver, 15% gold, and 5% palladium/platinum and crash it into the middle of Nevada.

>>57199476
They couldn't possibly print again to bail out the economy right?
R-right

>>57199600
>>57199611
Nigga, welcome to the dawn of the Great Civil World War Depression.

>>57197800
>I like divies because I'm a retarded weak willed faggot
At least you're honest

>>57199647
I don't own high dividend stocks. I'm just observing a likely reason why somebody might. I personally believe it's a stupid way for a company to allocate free cash.

>>57199621
Getting closer to Weimar Zimbabwe Venezuela I guess

>>57199476
GFC market crash wasn't caused by the 06-09 recession, it was caused by fear that equities were no longer a safe store of value after lehman failed

>>57199700
considering how strong Germany's economy became after ww2, I'm very happy to invest in America's Weimar.

>>57199700
Even if Biden turned on the stimmy machine, hell he could put in UBI AND Medicare for All and it wouldn't save him the election, his entire base has collapsed because the ones who don't hate him for being a Zionist hate him for being Epstein's #1 client now too
They might literally just let it ride, no amount of damage control could mitigate a huge reaction but here's hoping I can do some Covered Calls at the bottom for easy premiums

Stand up for your waifu by doxing niggers that draw them in a way you hate

Dox that nigger and ambush him at his house

>>57199715
still wild to me that people consider UBI unironically and not as some kind of joke

>>57199586
it’s just a recession, anon. they used to happen pretty often. it’s not the end of the world. but it is a great opportunity to make money.

>>57199731
It's feasible only if the government takes arms manufacturers cocks out of its mouth and asshole and puts the money elsewhere instead of trying to hire more IRS goons to rape the average citizen
But let's be realistic here

>>57199715
They can't not print, nominal growth is necessary for oligarchical parasitism

Puts on SPR, BA, and calls on AIR first thing Monday morning and you'll print money

>>57199761
All I'm saying is they're in a lose lose situation, a culmination of nepotism ponzi scheme that eventually led to the most retarded people being pushed to the upper echelons of our country
If they print it will make inflation go up again, fed raises rates again, market tanks.
Biden is about as likely to win in 2024 as Nikki Haley at this point, and she is somehow an even BIGGER corpo cock whore than Biden is

>>57199715
>>57199782
you know they can literally just print more ballots right

>>57199782
Politics is memeshit, literally has no bearing on the world, nominal growth will continue to be forced unless the peasants revolt, which they won't because they're slavemind goyniggers

>>57196910
tru mang theres this lil hottie workin the mcdonalds on the weekends in the mornings and god dAMN dude

>Boeing can't assemble planes
>Defense secretary is secretly hospitalized for a week like this is the Soviet Union
>Jobs data keeps getting worse after every revision
I think it might be time to consider betting against America.

>>57197496
how many shares of KO do you have

It's so dead in here. Did all the top buyers rope already?

>>57200058
>Defense secretary is secretly hospitalized for a week like this is the Soviet Union
qrd?

>>57200167
The nigger heading the DoD is apparently 70 goddamn years old. Unspecified "complications after an elective surgery" kept him out of action since New Year's.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/05/politics/defense-secretary-lloyd-austin-hospital/index.html

Is ThinkOrSwim solid enough for stock DD because I really don't want to get roped into another subscription, some of these plans are ludicrously priced

>>57196417
just started investing. DCA'ing into APPL because i have no clue wtf i am doing and figure it's a decent stock to park money atm. i guess until i figure out a better investment and the fact they are going to be making cars (hopefully tim apple does something innovative with all that money).

how do i get rich off the stock market?

>>57200176
>"complications after an elective surgery"
he's probably dead at this point.

>>57200187
You do not need to pay for anything like that unless you have a very specific trading strategy that needs additional autism there (you almost certainly don't).

>>57200199
I hope so, if only so a new guy who's more pro-drone takes over. KTOS must become a trillion dollar stock.

>>57200212
I'm just new to Technical Analysis in general, and while I've been made well aware that using purely TA is the same as astrology I need something decent to measure RSI and Moving Averages, I should be able to see where supports and resistances are fine enough just based on the candles

>>57200230
think or swim can do all of that no problem

>>57200237
Very cool, I've heard the UI is janky compared to other services but I can just watch some educational videos on it tomorrow.

>>57200230
>he is a technical analyst

>>57200192
if APPL doesnt innovate tim cook is a grifter. 100% coasting off annual iphone sells.

what i am hoping APPL can achieve:

electric cars (will take california by storm)
ai assistants that don't just perform a google search and aggregate stuff that i could do myself
space
finance
nobody care about virtual reality headsets
3d holographic technology

if not tim cook is a grifter and will regret DCA'ing into only APPL.

>>57200058
There's also that bullshit of China cockteasing the world with Taiwan but unless they do something around March/April, its a nothingburger for now

>>57200257
Never hurts to reference overall trend lines

I regret not shorting COIN to the ground on friday afternoon. Oh well

>>57200192
>>57200258
apple doesn't really need to invent or innovate into any field
apple is a luxury brand and not an actual tech company
they can afford to let other companies R&D all the tech and then just copy it with the apple logo onto the product with a huge markup and it will sell a bunch

the best they can do is keep some of the money they have so they can buy out the competition or use it to go into established business like lending using their huge userbase

>monday

>>57200230
>purely TA is the same as astrology

With exception to black swan events, I actually disagree with this. The more time frames you work with, the more you see that everything is priced in. The more a stock/crypto is traded, the more reliable the information you are getting, thus the indicators that you use will give accurate reflections of market psychology. Thus you are able to get a good feel for the momentum and can capitalize. It really is like having crystal ball, but you can get a feel for what is happening in the near future. It still shocks me that I have predicted bitcoin prices and timing.

>>57200311
what happens monday?

>>57200314
What indicators have you been using with TA for this sentiment? From what I've learned most people use the 50 and 200 averages, the candle patterns, and less often the RSI just to gauge momentum.
I will agree it can be a self fulfilling prophecy sometimes especially with RSI since that's what a lot of people watch for entry points.

>>57200324
we crashing, read:
>>57196786
>>57197778
>>57197838
>>57198535
>>57199448
>>57199586
>>57199782
>>57200058

and then this thread >>57193869

>>57200325
>What indicators have you been using with TA for this sentiment

look up wyckoffmode on tradingview. i paid a small sum of btc to learn how to use his indicators.
before, I tried using the basic shit like RSI, macd and moving averages but that was dog shit, especially because I didn't use multiple time frames.

>>57200324
>what happens monday?
Breakers

>>57200324
I buy the dip. It will be a large dip.

What bond ETF has the most leverage?

kek doomies

look i made a me me

>>57200340
This might be the second time fucking Yellen is crashing the economy wtf

great new year for me. one of my few positions dumped 30% and i took a -10% haircut on my portfolio.

i was sick all week so i couldnt watch the markets much.

I wish the market would crash just so we'd get stimmy checks again

open up you bastards

I gotta be honest bros, it feels good to be back in the markets again. I haven't been flush with cash to invest the last 6 months but now i'm drowning in it because of the overtime. We are currently on mandatory 12 hour days 7 days a week. 44 hours of overtime a week for the whole month of january. It sucks at first but i'm pretty much used to it now. I'm clearing like $6k a month after taxes at the current rate. Time to start investing that money.
Short SNAP
Long DASH

I'm outside, open up the market right now

>>57200529
That overtime sounds brutal, hopefully your job has something to do so you arent bored the entire time.
If you long DASH, why not pair it with a NOVO long as well?

Bought Volkswagens preferance stock at 113 euros. Why is it valued so low? Morningstars fair value estimage is 350 euros. What am I missing here?

>>57200549
I will consider that. The overtime is only temporary because the job I work in is a bit cyclical. It's a very small business and everyone there is like family. I'm not forced to work 7 12's it's just one of those things that we know what needs to be done and we will do it together. I could decline and wouldn't be punished, but the management there is really amazing. The owner is probably the nicest guys i've ever met and has taken good care of me. We also get quarterly bonuses based on the performance of the business, so it's a motivating factor for working hard and sacrificing. I got hired in between quarters and I only worked there for 2 months and the owner gave me a $1k bonus. More businesses could learn from the company I work for. If you treat your employees well you don't have to force them to do anything, they will take care of you in return.

>>57200562
Check out how much debt they have

>>57200564
Small companies are good like that, I fucking hate my employer due to it being totally indifferent with us workers, but the cash security is very good and there is 0 governance interference with how we do things. But as long as the fundamentals and the cash flow is good, a small company is always very superior to working as an anonymous cog in a bureaucracy

>>57196417

this is now a "BBC in the ass" thread

>>57200622
gross, I don't want to see a woman pooping a fat log

>>57200622
is this good or bad for monday open?

>>57200640
Honestly seems kind of bearish for my DASH longs.

>>57200622
it looks like she's taking a giant shit

>>57200662

it's giant, all right

>>57200673
I can't tell what's going on here

>>57200679

it's called anal sex, anon

>>57200682
thanks, I'll try google or chatgpt

>>57200640

i keked, here is another

>>57200673
it looks like she's trying to poop on him but he's pushing her away

>>57200696
you should share with /gme/, it's only fair

>>57200696
now it looks like she's gobbling up her shit

>>57200706

done

>>57200710

yeah, and she is giving her best

>>57200721
now she's trying desperately to get the turd onto him but he's pushing her back and trying to get her to stop

Can we talk stocks again?

>>57200802
Give me your thoughts on the British American Tobacco plc stock. Thank you!

>>57200816
I wouldn't invest in tobacco right now brother. Unless they are starting to make vapes you should short them. zoomers only buy fruity vapes like a bunch of fairies

I have been reinvigorated. I have started taking notes from this general to store for future videos. I haven't done this in over a year. This extra money i've come into has inspired me to invest again. Considering that 75% of this general at least is nothing but newfag crypto baby zoomer scum who hasn't heard of me, you will understand what it means to be in the presence of an elite trader. I will teach you. You will learn. Most of the OG /smg/ posters are either dead, gay niggert faggots (see scoopsies), or dirty baggy nigger Ashkenazi jews (see baggot). It's time for me and this general to start making money again. Layne Staley poster, lets rock and roll.

https://youtu.be/mOJEcEkR1a8?si=B4xyo5P_MhZOSgVq

>>57200845
>I wouldn't invest in tobacco right now brother.
We're going into a recession in the next year or two though? Also aren't zoomies the smallest generation in the west because people don't reproduce? And yes BTI produces some nicotine vaping juices and the contraption to consume said nicotine containing juices.

>>57200285
An uninovative luxury brand shouldn't have a 30x P/E multiplier.

>>57200905
>Layne Staley poster, lets rock and roll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Wi0m5qPMc

When people here are belligerently retarded, they're just trolling right?

VEU vs VPL + VGK for roth?

>>57200956
You're a based lad.

>>57201024
I just got a "Making an Alice In Chains song with ChatGPT" video in my Youtube feed, as if It's possible to replicate Alice In Chains. The fact that Youtube is allowing the memory of Alice In Chains to be desecrated in such a sickening manner, and not removing this monstrosity ASAP truly says a lot about the platform. Fortunately I've found out that Rumble.com allows no such manifestations of the transsexuals deranged minds, and has strict policies that prohibit any attempts to desecrate the memory of Alice In Chains by seeking to replicate them in any form what so ever.

Which is the better stock market for the Bitcoin ETF to be listed on - NASDAQ or NYSE? Blackrock and Valkyrie will be on the former while Grayscale and Bitwise will be on the latter.

>>57200564
Holy STOCKHOLM SYNDROME

"If you work less than 100 hours a week lower your tone when talking to me"

t. That one meme from last year

>>57201272
>>57201272
>STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
I know this feel. I wasted 10 years of my life busting my ass because the "owners took care of me" but in the end they sold the company and made off with millions.

TLT baggies have no idea what's coming...

good morning
based on public information i have reviewed over the week, advanced EVFS likely would have prevented the japan airlines crash
aersale just got theirs STC'd, it is the best on the market, and they will be closing a large sale of these units to a major US airline sometime this year
japan are perfectionists, and while they might make apology for the ATC staff who "allowed" the accident, it will be considered extenuating circumstances due to the earthquake/tsunami and the JGC will take zero blame. they will settle for a technological improvement that prevents accidents like this in the future.
aersale's EVFS is a likely candidate, they are already experts at 737 and 747 M/R operations and they already have business history with japan airlines.
the thesis for their equity is now better than it already was and i have already increased my position

>>57201447
TLT is 20+ year.

I opened 394-399 iron condors at 4:10 pm yesterday. If the price were to stay the same until market open Monday, theta would have eaten away at all of the premium. Is this a good strategy? I
I’ve written spreads before and obviously taken plenty of long option trades so I’m not clueless. This is my first condor trade though, sort of an experiment

>>57201735
QQQ, expiring Monday, if that wasn’t obvious

>>57200058
Boeing is a dead company

>>57201447
I'm gonna laugh my ass off if inflation does rubber band back up and we need to get closer to 6%

>>57201935
If so I can keep slurping 1 year CDs. And hopefully longer duration CDs will pump rates as well!

https://www.livetradingnews.com/shanghai-stock-exchange-sse-poised-for-robust-growth-224067.html

>>57202011
>"Resilience"
Can we fucking ban this word from all financial press already?

>>57199742
By buying the dip and hoping for the best?

Daily reminder to avoid any company involved in manufacturing that is pushing for diversity bullshit
>"We need more women and minorities and LGBTQ! Not white men!"
>"Sure we hired those two indian guys for cheap for the auto pilot software but that was a one time thing, merit isn't the absolute way we judge candidates!"
>"Sure the engine MIGHT FUCKING FALL OFF but it's better for emissions and climate change!"

>>57202011
>investing in bugs
not even once.

>>57201688
94x p/e
Insiders selling
If it weren't for what you wrote and the fact that they have no debt it might be a good short.

>>57202011
>>57202076
>invest in bugland
>oops the state needs your assets
>cant do anything about it
Kek why would anyone invest in china after alibaba and ant group. you get too successful and they drag you off to the torture chambers.

>>57201374
This is why, UNION
If the business closes or is sold it was not dead time for the wagie because he was participating in the pension plan. The wagie can get on with another company in the same union and keep on trucking.

FYI to all wagies: A pat on the back is not legal tender. Having your ego massaged doesn't put food on the table. "you're a hard worker, Anon.
DasaggooodBOI"

>>57201724
Ok buddy plot the 10y and 20y together they're correlated.
>>57201935
Chances are you will be laughing your ass off in the near future

>>57202041
>No new posts
Is this gif speeding up or is my mind playing tricks on me? This question is of systemic importance.

Do blacks really have dicks the size of baseball bats?

>>57202041
Is this gif speeding up or is my mind playing tricks on me? This question is of systemic importance.

>>57202011
>Posting a picture of le chad Xi
>When Xi himself said in his new years address that the coming year and potentially even several years would be hard for China's economy
Bruh

>>57202180
Bottom signal? Right?

>>57202180
RIP oilbros

>>57202097
They seem to just replace leaders with their people rather than directly taking your assets but yeah it's not a great country for that.

>>57202192
CNOOC bros we are killing it.

>>57202151
It's caching.

>>57202213
Makes sense I'm not tech savvy enough to think of that.

As the old saying goes, if it is Boing, I ain't going...

>>57202207
you are going to have to explain to me this antisemitism
this isn't the kind of thing we normally tolerate around these parts

shit, I have shares in Boeing.
How much can we expect it to fall on Monday?

>>57202285
>you are going to have to explain to me this antisemitism
Not much to explain the Chinks are anti-semites and have lunch breaks during work.

1. Was poem anon responsible for 30%+ of the posts here? It seems slower in the new year.
2. Was poem anon really Charlie Munger?
3. If not, how old was poem anon, and what was his net worth? I should have bought an NFT from him (I'm a boomer that doesn't know how to do that).

>>57202278
I can't come up with a good way to short them. It all looks priced in.

Got covid. Freezing cold one one moment and pouring sweat the next. This shit kinda blows don’t it? Still not taking the jab

>>57202315
1. No, It's the weekend but it has been slower lately. I think some people got annoyed with the porn and left but it's hard to know.
2. No one knows for sure.
3. what?

>>57202323
It's the flu

>>57202315
I can only answer part of #3.
He (had) like 500k and quit his job.
At the rate he was breaking shit in his apartment and the fact he insisted on continuing to live in the Seattle area and was looking for a new job, I kind of doubt his half milly lasted. RIP

>>57202328
He had NFTs of his poems. Like 30 of them, he shilled them here, and wasn't able to sell a single one. Now he's dead, I'd be kinda cool to have one.

>>57202348
*It'd

>>57202348
He was giving the NFTs out for free.
Somebody told him to make NFTs of his poems and he did
And then nobody wanted them.

>>57202315
>1. Was poem anon responsible for 30%+ of the posts here? It seems slower in the new year.
No, but many posters came for the premieres of his poems.
>2. Was poem anon really Charlie Munger?
Yes, and digits have confirmed in the past that Buffett had Poem Anon (Munger) killed because he bought Alibaba.
>3. If not, how old was poem anon, and what was his net worth? I should have bought an NFT from him (I'm a boomer that doesn't know how to do that).
My guess is he was in his 30s he was close to Seattle and he was in the Tech industry his main investment was QQQ and stock in companies he has worked at, he probably had a mid-high 6 figure net worth and was unemployed at the time..

>>57202278
From avherald:
>This aircraft is brand new. Delivered 31. Oct. 2023.
Fucking lol

>>57202368
I found them! https://opensea.io/collection/stock-market-poems but since he's dead he probably can't accept offers. Is it possible he set a minimum selling price prior to logging off forever?

>>57202180
>When Xi himself said in his new years address that the coming year and potentially even several years would be hard for China's economy
You couldn't ask for a better buy signal

>>57202399
>Over the past several years, I wrote a series of very short darkly humorous (and potentially offensive) poems about the daily misery of investing in the stock market. This collection contains 60 of those poems rendered in front of randomly generated candlestick charts. While the charts themselves are random, their pairings with poems are not, as I tried to match each poem's sentiment with the overall direction or shape of its chart.

>If you are having intense suicidal thoughts or urges, please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255 (TALK) to connect with a crisis counselor.

Bros, I can't this is too hard, the pain is insufferable...

are there good places to live in West Virginia?

Just woke up
I did not sleep well last night. Could not stop thinking about the crash

Well back to drinking, this Poem Anon talk has caused a resurgence of the intolerable pain I was feeling when we first lost him, I need to dull the pain...

>>57202486
I woke up at 7:30 this morning; because I too, could not sleep well. Something is happening in global human consciousness and it won't end well for any of us.
>t. constipated

>>57202498
Drinking will just make you feel worse.

>>57202522
It helps me forget...

>>57202485
Don't even try, no matter what you find you won't be able to escape the misery and depression of other people. It's contagious

>>57202498
Don't feel sad. Be happy you had direct access to THE Charlie Munger; not as a celebrity or a financier, but as a true fren.

>>57202485
I've been looking into it too, anything is better than a negropolis.

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>>57202542
I am lucky to have known Poem Anon also known as Charlie Munger. I'm sad he's gone that's all... You're right not many got to know Poem Anon.

>>57202549
>BUY CHINK STOCKS
How much more can I buy, I'm basically all in...

>>57202383
DEI manufacturing

>>57202535
I am just trying to find affordable housing.
Back in the 90s I think my moms house she got after the divorce was like 30k. Now halfway decent starter homes are unabashedly a quarter million almost. Fuck.

>>57202549
you know people have been making these kinds of posts for the past 4 years
at what point do you realize that maybe investing in a nationalist communist country as a foreigner doesn't make much sense logically?

>>57202571

>>57197350
B00kmark

So who's baking?

>>57202589
In all seriousness, what did modern western economies mean by pricing what should be arguably middle class people out of shelter?

>>57202085
MRO is a massive moat, they could undersell these units by 10x and it would still be good value at this price
FWD P/E 22x
officers farming end-of-year tax loss offset, directors paying themselves
not a big deal
underwriters have just finished filing in preparation to sell shares later -- they expect the price to appreciate soon

Isn't AMD suppose to make announcements?

>>57202589

>>57202591
>China
>communist
lol retard it's basically an extremely capitalistic fascist state now

>>57202654
anon, I can guarantee that house was nowhere near these numbers for median housing in that decade.

>>57200354
>i paid a small sum of btc to learn how to use his indicators.
You realize you just made this look like a major scam right
Why not just tell me what indicators and time frames they are

>>57202625
The people running them want a more relevant Brazil they don't want Western economies.

>>57202588
Yeah, of course it's DEI. No, it's not management, it's not the shortsighted CEOs.

>>57202686
t. bugman

>>57202686
Most capitalists and fascists think personal property is an important idea while the Chinese don't seem to. It's more like the late stage USSR but with more capitalist influence.

bloomberg is shilling Sam bankman on the YouTube live stream

>>57202788
>If you were to design a wonderkid in a laboratory, you would probably wind up with someone like him (cuts to pictures of him)

Can you all please buy boeing shares on monday to soften the blow thanks

>>57202810
That's because he was chosen by design by the cabal that runs all these big tech companies

>>57202810
I can't believe this ugly goblin came out of nowhere (I was there in 2017 I don't remember him at all) and they still can't get enough of him. They just showed him getting interviewed by a Jew. Jews talking to Jews in the media. It makes sense why america will never betray Jews.

>>57202709
>he thinks the c-suite inspects every plane panel to make sure its right

>>57202709
Boeing died in the 90s. If it's DEI they're only using it as an excuse to hire incompetent people.

>>57199731
What is the point of two centuries of automation but to relieve the workforce of those uninterested or unable to work compotently? How else will we handle that increasingly large group of people?

It's over...

>>57202921
No, of course they don't. The C retards have no idea about anything other than pushing workers to produce more and more at shit quality

>>57202951
society is supposed to cull the chaff
no need to be doing universe 25 experiments with humans

For fuck's sake someone bake

>>57199476

NEW THREAD
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>>57203215
>>57203215

>>57198535
>7%
what
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/05/jobs-report-december-2023-payrolls-increased-by-216000-in-december.html

>>57199528
yup, hold cash so you can invest after the crash, or gold if you caught on when the price was low

>>57203622
Buying 1 year CDs monthly to start DCAing in after a 20% drop.