/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57193869
tell that to my bags

Daddy JPow did it, the absolute mad lad. Apologize now /biz/.

>>57193869
It's over

>Need to be making 12k more a year to afford basic necessities
>Here's a 3% raise
>Look inflation excluding food, housing and energy prices is at 3%.

The amount of Soviet style propaganda about the "good economy" is staggering

This bitch sounds like she's drooling when she speaks.
God, I fucking hate that all positions of power are covered these decrepit, senile boomers.

>>57193869
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY GROCERYS ARE STILL 3X FROM 2019 AND MY PAY ISNT I THOUGHT SOFT LANDING MEANT CONTROLLED DEFLATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Democrats have opened pandoras box with this.

>Can't have a recession if you never admit you're in a recession.

The US will never "have a recession" ever again since no one wants to take the fall and be the party that failed. Basically, the economy is even more fake and gay than ever.

We have to go even further beyond.... soft landing

>>57193869
Oh G-d we're already in full blown recession aren't we quick anons what do we short?

>>57193869
Sure.

march is when the BTFP expires
they will either do QE6 or cut 6 gorillion basis points

>>57193869
>The women largely responsible for the current mess declared that everything is solved, no need to look into it further

>>57194043
kek nice subtlety

>>57193869
in the same breath, "I hope it will continue". Pack it up, boys.

>>57193869
It's going to get bad isn't it?

>>57193899
i can't believe this photo is real lmfao

>>57193869

Yellen is ironically very low IQ.

>checks early life section

Yep we're fucked.

>>57194098
Yeah baby.

I just do the USA gov method of achieving success.
Go on first date with a girl
>tapped that ass banner hanging on the wall
Do a sales pitch for a potential deal
>welcome aboard, new client banner behind me

>>57194503
You needed to check?

>>57193869
4.9% GDP growth

>>57194503
>>57195063

>>57193869
>a Jew says everything is fine

Sold everything and loaded up on shorts.

>>57193869
not so fast, interest rate are at 20+ year high.

Don't open the champagne until rates are at 3% or lower....

>>57193869
Jews literally rugpulled the American economy.
Bought up all the manufacturing that made America an economic powerhouse and shipped it abroad.
Brought in millions of new brown people and gave them government jobs paid for by taxpayers.
Now America has a failing economy, millions of awful browns roaming everywhere, broken and out of date infrastructure.

Least you're not racist though.

>>57193869
fake and gay

just a reminder to always inverse biz chuds. Time to build back better with Biden.

>>57195142
the OP is real anon

>>57195279
what that kike yellen says, not OP

>>57193925
It really is. They dialed the ever living shit up on social engineering and manipulation in the wake of the Global Financial Crisis and it has just gotten worse and worse every year.

>>57193925
Yes. But to be fair - this administration isn't responsible for the system itself based on debt plus inflation. They seem proud that it is only as bad as it actually is. And indeed, it could be much worse.
Nonetheless, the old system lies in dying and the one is making it's first baby steps.
It will be a rough few years. No matter what puppet they place on the throne next.

>>57193869
>sell EVERYTHING
>now

>>57195468
Reddit tier post.

>republican talking point
It was ALL TRUMPS FAULT

>democrat talking point
Both parties are bad, no one is good

You piece of shit. Also I love how you forgot the libshits:

>changed the definition of a recession
>changed the definition of inflation
>changed the definition of a vaccine

All in the last 3 years. You refuse to look at objective facts but rather stay in your own small gated community leaking whatever “truth” suits yourself. You lack the qualifications to exercise free will

>>57193869
>soft landing
>nothing has gotten better

>>57195908
I didn't say or mean it was the Trump administration's responsibility either, obviously. Get your head out of you ass.

>>57193869
>soft landing

>rates still at 5% and declaring soft landing

>>57195989
we knew what you meant kike, get out

>>57195908
This nigger is looking for a straw man to throw punches at. Lazy

>>57197991
Who's we?

>>57193869
if i had to guess, the fact that they are declaring success means they're about to crash everything

>>57194134
option 3: cyber pandemic blamed on iran

She literally said the same thing in 2007 too.

>In summary, I believe that a soft landing is the most likely outcome over the next year or two. However, I hope my remarks so far make it abundantly clear that there are sizeable risks to this forecast and that I am especially concerned about the upside risks to our inflation forecast.

This was right before the biggest deflationary event outside the great depression. We're fucked. What a dumb bitch.

https://www.frbsf.org/our-district/press/presidents-speeches/yellen-speeches/2007/february/the-u-s-economy-in-2007-silicon-valley/

>>57198655
>Checked
>pink id
It’s fucking over

>>57198655
blood red monday? should have fucking sold everything in late december.
>>57198622
this

>>57193869
The economy is fake as shit lol

>>57198785
this is bullish

What the fuck is with house flippers all using the same gray colored fake wood floorboards?

Sell

>>57194043
>anons what do we short?
USD

>>57199077
i'm selling everything on monday fuck this market. maybe switch over to a credit union too.

>>57193869
do jews really?

I'm gonna throw a party when this fucking bitch kicks the bucket.

YOU DIDNT BUY THE FUCKING BONDS

>>57195063
I don't even bother checking anymore.
If someone is labeled "expert" or otherwise in a position of authority I just assume they're a jew.
"The West" is just a euphemism for "controlled by jews."

>monthly expenses doesnt exceed €1500
>job security is 100% and recession proof

I might be a blue collar wagie, but at least I have not a single financial worry in my life. My problem is boredom. The economy crashing is just a great opportunity really and I get to see roasties in fake jobs get the boot. Fucking win, bring it on niggers

>>57198655
Glorious dumping ahead

>>57193914
imagine really believing this

>>57198655
just bought SQQ

>>57200392
USA produces more oil than Russia, so right off the bat the pic does not make sense

>>57200424
these memes are made by ugly russian teenagers

After 2008-2, the government will have to institute UBI to get anyone to participate in the economy again, NEETs won.

>>57193869
honestly, I believe her. Inflation is defeated

>>57200868
I think they might have more than defeated it.

>>57193869
>Yellen Declares US Economy Has Achieved Soft Landing
Total crash incoming.

>>57200424
>USA produces more oil than Russia
USA also consumes more oil than it produces, so it still has to import Canadian and Saudi oil, and its per capita production is actually 2 times lower than Russia's. Russia also earns more $ (PPP) per barrel of oil than the US, up to $4 in Ruble equivalent against $1 earned by the US, even with all the sanctions and the price caps imposed. An average Russian man now earns up to $3,000 a month in the military, or ~$10,000 PPP a month, or ~$120,000 PPP a year, while most Americans struggle to make $50,000. Russia is also the most resource independent country in the world, producing almost everything she and her citizens need, from food to nanotechnology. As a result, her citizens are well-fed (not overweight), healthy and happy, while most Americans are fat, ugly and addicted to fentanyl or tranq (and act like zombies most of the time).

>>57200998
>USA also consumes more oil than it produces
Not anymore actually.

Of course, economic activity/inflation declines just enough to reach the "goldilocks" zone and be a soft-landing. The problem is stopping the economic decline at this point; who's to say the ship won't continue sinking?

>>57201029
here's where you're wrong
ok no, nevermind, 6+ months of pain ahead

>>57193869
So it’s over?

>>57193985
no, it means you still have a job.

>>57198655
shit, i have to gold it up again. hate doing that shit

>>57195468
>this administration isn't responsible for the system destroying the economy, its just filled with people who've been part of that system for decades

>>57193948
As if you'd do any better, faggot

>>57203211
As if I said I would, faggot.

It's over

We're back

>>57195973
>nothing has gotten better
for (You)

>>57195122
>he isn't racist

>>57193914
I hate the antichrist

>>57203299
So shut the fuck up and wait until you're at 5 figs to talk about anything, faggot.

>>57203684
Concession accepted.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO ACTUALLY IT'S VERY BAD DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE PRICE OF GASOLINE AND THE PRICE OF EGGS ANON NOOOOOOOOO!!! IT'S ALL FAKE IT'S ALL A FAKE JEWISH SCAM

>>57193869
stocks at lowest supply from all the buybacks relative to GFC and 70s.
Scam won't stop unless tangerine hitler is elected.

>>57193869
we made it!

>>57195468
you said that, but as soon as a republican gets into office and everything is affordable again,
mouthbreathers like you will insist it's just the democrat economy kicking in