/biz/ - Business & Finance

I was bullish in the last smg
Now I'm bearish

I was bearish in the last smg
Now I'm gay

>is she really gone?
What was in her portfolio? Oil? Tankers? SOXL?

Ah yes, feels good to see bears get cocky and then get smacked on their dumb lil bottoms. Who else is ready to make some leveraged money in 2024?

Also, as a high value man, how am I supposed to get a deepthroat bj if my fiance can't do it? I'm dying over here

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43

I was gay in the last smg
Now I love tomboys.

I am a jogger who invests in the stock market AMA.

I was in the last smg
Now I'm not

I was crabbish in the last smg
Now I'm trans

It came some stone through Timo's seat up into the asshole of Timo
https://youtu.be/zKJJop740vw?si=IDeBStQC1aPb9Q18

What's the play?
All in on SNAP?

I'm the same as I was last thread.

>>57192727
AQB and weed stocks

>>57192746
I think we’re shorting SNAP and longing stoners using Door Dash

>YELLEN: US HAS ACHIEVED SOFT LANDING, HOPE IS IT CAN CONTINUE
LINE WILL NEVER GO DOWN AGAIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57192766
!!!

That women is the Cramer of the Federal Government. We are wildly fucked. Look are her past statements like "Transitory"

>>57192727
>Onlyfans.
>Not even nude in the pic.
Jeeze is this what people pay for? Also give me a TLDR on this weeb boy.

>>57192766
He did it. The son of a bitch did it.

>>57192766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_eQOYSHDi8

>>57192780
This is a blue board fren. Click here for more stock tips
https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/seppukugirl

>>57192766
right in time for Friday
>Tomorrow is Jan 6 false flag
>??????
>Monday: Market tanks to generational lows.

>>57192783
It isn't fair, he cheated.
Where in the rulebook are the totally not bailouts for banks.

>>57192796
>Tomorrow is Jan 6
Wow, already? Never 5get.

>>57192746
That actually might be a great short.

>>57192766
>>57192793
OMG WHY IS THIS BITCH FUDDING MY BAGS

>>57192793
>- Employment: 43.3 (est 51.0; prev 50.7)

>>57192803

Go down you fuck GO DOWN

>>57192766
I just invested my $25k I pulled out of the market because I listened to retard bears before, lets fucking GOOOOOOOOO!!! fuck you bobo

>>57192804
Never forget the day a bunch of autocrats in Washington were inconvenienced for literal HOURS. Darkest day of our nation.

I wonder how that occasional GPRO swing trader we have feels about GPRO right now.
Just talking to the air, metaphorically speaking.

>>57192819
>eh just lie to them and revise it later

Anyone? ARM and LLAP cut my losses or wait it out?

>>57192795
What the fuck am I even watching here? She doesn't even show tits...

>>57192734
based layne poster

It's happening again...

>>57192844
BRING OUT THE GIMP

Where we at dividend chads?

>>57192865
People pay for this shit...

>>57192867
folio?

>>57192839
Sorry to say I cut my losses with llap

>>57192863
Now show previous years.

>>57192863
Well yeah they're going to be in the ocean for longer.

>>57192867
I will be getting 8k this February from my BTI position, but I am actually just swinging that, I don't intend to hold.

>>57192880
Was afraid of that I was over 1k total profit and these two dogshit buys have cut it in half but still green I guess is the way to look at it

>>57192885

>>57192885

>futures

>>57192844
You must not be scrolling correctly. Plenty of tasty stock tips there.
>>57192872
Not me and I even shared the link.

Threadly reminder that most 401K plans, or target date retirement funds, invest 30% plus of your money into foreign indices / foreign companies
Threadly reminder that over a 30 year time frame, you will get 1/3 the gains of just investing all of your money in the USA
Threadly reminder to not let your 401K plan or target date retirement fund scam you out of your capital gains
Don't be a sheep. Check your investments. Check their allocations. If you're in a target date retirement fund especially, they are NOTORIOUS for 30%+ allocations in foreign stocks -- this is braindead retarded allocation
Don't just put your investing on autopilot.
On a 30 year timeframe, this is big money
Take control of your finances. Invest in USA only.
>pic related

BABA Bros...

>>57192908
At least you're not all red like me. Take your losses

>>57192920
IMO manually fiddling with your 401k is almost always a stupid thing to do.

>>57192919
Gave it a second look nice perky tits.

>BABA trading below 2014 IPO price
I'm sure now is the time to buy stupid baggies kek

>>57192925
if the fiddling you're doing is no longer investing 30% plus of your money into foreign companies / indices, and putting that 30% plus into S&P500 indices, no, it's literally the most brilliant thing you can do - and it's fucking over the fund managers who are able to make a living off of your ignorance and lack of caring how they're using your hard earned money
If you decide to override their allocation into foreign stocks, by investing in US only, you will outperform every single one of your coworkers, 99% of this thread, 90%+ of investors worldwide
It's literally that simple. Buy S&P500

>>57192780
/r9k/ cam boy who supposedly an heroed recently. My guess is he was long in SNAP

Did NVDA cure cancer again? Why does it only go up?

>>57192920
it goes in cycles zoom zoom

>>57192949
Why does SNAP 5Y look like every shitcoin

>>57192940
>BABA 40 P/E at IPO
>BABA 7 P/E now with 9% revenue growth last 9M.
Yes, seems like a buy to me not to mention they own a third of ANT Group which is a bigger financial services company than Mastercard.
>>57192949
Shame, he had nice tits.

>>57192959
Yes.. and even with the cycles, even with taking this into account, you will STILL vastly outperform investing in US only.. that's the whole fucking point
It's a 30 year time frame for these anons 401K / target retirement funds

>>57192745
I was trans in the last smg

Now im -ACK

>>57192924
Savage, any thoughts on ARM or same story?

>>57192958
>Why does it only go up?
been given the Pelosi blessing... about 5 million blessings in fact...5 MILIION FUCKING OPTION CALLS

test

>>57192968
Yes the market is pricing it at a 7 P/E for absolutely no reason lmfao
fucking retards on this shithole board

>>57192979
Dunno. Never bought arm

>>57192922
Glad I didnt buy the top of BABA when it was being shilled here

>>57193002
Two more weeks until Taiwan invasion. Trust the plan.

Pretty weird to see debt maxer logic outside of this place

>tfw trapped in tsla and can't buy more jingdong

>>57192925
>>57192920
Is this acceptable? My personal account is mostly index funds as well

>all major indices hitting resistance/plateauing

you know what happens next

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57193052
breakout followed by Golen Bull Run

I want a sudden and brutal market flush lasting couple weeks. Is that so much to ask?

Wow, on literally no news.

>>57193032
I don't think you understand. The US real estate speculation is mostly debt maxers.
If we get any kind of deflation here the implosion will be incredible.

>>57193039
I would switch the mid cap for high growth. Interest rates will eventually go down and high growth will take off again.

>Inside The Catastrophic Jobs Report: Record 1.5 Million Crash In Full-Time Jobs, Multiple Jobholders Soar To Record, Native Born Workers Plunge And Much More
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/inside-catastrophic-jobs-report-record-15-million-crash-full-time-jobs-multiple-jobholders
>Regular readers are aware that earlier this year we spotted a peculiar trend when it comes to economic data releases by the Biden admin which -without fail- had been revised lower
>this month was no different. In fact, as shown in the chart below, the jobs print from 10 of the past 11 months has been revised lower
>the monthly nonfarm payrolls (from the Establishment Survey) may have been weak at 216K but the far more accurate Household Survey showed that the number of Employed workers actually collapsed by an unprecedented 683K, the biggest drop since the US economy was shutdown by covid
>you will not hear anyone from the Biden admin, the mainstream media, or associated economist cheerleaders mention this, but the BLS reported that in December the number of full-time jobs plunged by 1.531 million to 133.2 million, the biggest monthly drop since the record covid crash of 14.7 million jobs
>Putting this in context, it means that since February of 2023, the US has not added a single full-time job (in fact it has lost 34,000), while adding 774k part-time jobs
>Putting it all together, if one believes the headlines, in December the US added 216K payrolls (which included a record number of double-counted multiple jobholders), and yet the number of employed workers actually crashed by 683K, the biggest drop in 4 years. Furthermore, taking a closer look at the composition we find that in December, the number of well-paid, full-time workers collapsed by a near record 1.5 million, offset by a 762K surge in part-time workers. As for the balance, it was the 222K people who discovered last month that to keep up with the economic miracle that is Bidenomics, they need to work at least one more job.

>>57193039
Jesus, that target date fund charges 5x what Vanguard does. It also has midcap exposure. I'm assuming your largest holding is FXAIX to offset the foreign holdings of the target date fund? Why not 50/50 those two funds. And ditch mid-cap, because of your exposure to the in the target date fund. Or, go 90 FXAIX and 10 FSMDX.

>>57193064
I want a 3 year bear market is that too much to ask for?

>>57193065
>Wow, on literally no news.
There was news- it was just bullshit as it is every month.
>>57192838
Just lies to push the market one way or the other by the FED for the elites it serves.

>>57193039
TRPNX the last one, this is the breakdown
https://www.morningstar.com/funds/xnas/trpnx/quote
>pic related
so you're looking at around 20% in foreign, at your 10% allocation would be 2% in foreign stocks
most people would say "hey it's only 2% allocated in foreign stocks, why not?"
my argument to you would be why would you have any more than 0% - ever
if it's suboptimal on a 30 year timeframe, it doesn't make any sense to have any of your hard earned capital in foreign stocks - even 2% is too much
but overall, it's not the worst structure I've seen, where for many anons, literally their plan is 30%+ foreign stocks (which is fucking retarded, money getting stolen from their pockets hand over fist by greedy fund managers retarded)
Imo there is never a time where a target date fund is more optimal than just positioning yourself --- in my opinion as well, if you're under the age of 40, especially under age 30, there is absolutely zero reason to be investing any of your capital in bonds - all target funds will be allocating your money into bonds. It makes absolutely zero fucking sense as a 30 year to be even putting 1% of your money into bonds - that 1% over a 30 year timeframe is a LOT of money that you're missing out on
Once you are nearing retirement, only then should you be allocating in bonds - you should be trying to create the largest return possible from now until retirement, then use bonds to provide you with income in retirement
Don't worry about drawdowns on a 30 year timeframe, you are just trying to get as many eggs into your basket as possible - sure some eggs will crack in the process, but just keep accumulating eggs
and you will eat all the eggs.

>FUJHY

>>57193078
Not me, my APARTMENT building has a 35% LTV.

>>57193039
>>57193089
The expense is worth it unless you want to quit your job and deal with it full time.

>>57193096
Anon, no news is a meme.

>>57193113
>Value of property goes down 30-50%.
>LTV skyrockets.
This is happening in China. Property companies gearing ratio is rising rapidly because of declining property values.

>>57193113
>>57193128
People like to mock the 3x leverage you can get with PM but this is par (often sub par) in real estate. It's absolutely insane.

MARA is where the action is. It’s a rollercoaster and I am down, but holding.

>>57193082
>you will not hear anyone from the Biden admin, the mainstream media, or associated economist cheerleaders mention this

America in a nut shell... I almost feel bad for the new Americans (they have no idea how bad it will be) they are replacing us all with as you read this.

>>57193116
fair... I can't even tell anymore. Everyday I add a little more clown makeup on then i did the prior day.

>>57193114
Decide on an allocation. If allocation gets off by 5% or more, rebalance. Or rebalance once a year. Deciding on allocation will take the most time. Once that it done. Rebalancing, at most, is a half hour a year. I understand the expense of a TD fund, and that it creates value by doing it for you, I don't understand charging 400% more than the competition. If he was 100% target date, and wanted to be lazy, fine,but he is obviously looking to fine tune it to how he wants to be allocated in the market.
>>57193102
Exposure to foreign is a hedge. I understand that if it becomes important, everything is fucked, but it's still a hedge. The fund managers aren't stealing shit.

>>57193128
If it looses half it's value and the loan is called, we can pay it off (it'd suck, but we have the cash). But lots of loans will be called before mine.

>>57193161
>we can pay it off
You're probably in the 5% that can do that 95% can't and that will be an issue for banks because they need cash not properties.

Looks like its about to dump but it cannot. So prepare to pump.

>>57193153
>The fund managers aren't stealing shit.
they are. they are stealing capital gains from every American investor who is in one of these funds, where someone's workplace is pushing them to invest in these funds / it's the auto setting without it being adjusted
this is what's happening
>americans working a job receive paycheck
>money is taken out of their paycheck and handed over to fund managers
>fund managers use the dumb money to invest in the dogshit
>meet their charter quotas by using dumb money to invest in the things they're supposed to
>use fund money / rich clients money to invest in things that will produce the best gains
>charge fees on the dumb money for this "service"
Over a 30 year time frame, $10,000 invested was $31,379 in foreign stocks, $90,917 in S&P500
>>57192920
this is a $60,000 robbery, money that the investor should have received, but didn't
>but they didn't take the money directly out of the investors pocket!! it just underperformed!!
they're the same fucking thing.

When's the last time we were even in a long-term bear market?

>>57193190
dotcom?

A moment of silence for anyone that dividend invested into MPW kek
F

>>57193190
2008.

>>57193190
What is that?

>>57193190
16 years.

>>57193151
Yeah, me too.

>>57193203
>17 month bear market
damn I didn't think it was that long

>>57193190
What do bears purchase and with what currency ?Are they not just dumb land mammals ?

It's been 2 years since 2021 and I got literally nothing done in that time. Zilcho.

>>57193224

wowowwo zerohedge bears feasting

>>57193224
i believe honey is their top commodity

>>57193190

market needs a sustained dump so they can credibly put on a rip roaring rally into november elections later this year. the public attention span is so short only the 2-3 months before election will matter.

>>57193252
bro they just steal the elections now they don't care about voters

>>57193224
bears fear nothing in their environment, they sleep, eat, and play at their own will. They have no need for money- but every now and again, they will catch a bull and eat it alive ass first.

So just short literally anything? Pretty clear even to a newfag like me, we're heading for 1929 just much worse.

>>57193254
this

>>57193032
>If you owe the bank 100 dollars that's your problem
>If you owe the bank $1 billion dollars, that's the bank's problem

Based

>>57193254
You don’t remember Bush v Gore… Same thing happened. Bush was pushed in to finish off what Bush Sr. started… Iraq

>>57193262
long china

WHO IS DOING THIS?!

>>57193286
you know who

>>57193262
If you're going to short you should double the amount of research you do when going long and pick particular companies that you're certain have lost their way but the rest of the market hasn't noticed yet.
Don't short indexes.

>>57193254
while this is obviously true there are still various reasons to make it look "real"

>>57193286

>>57193267
>>If you owe the bank $1 billion dollars, that's the bank's problem
Not anymore. Now it's the fed's/FDIC's problem.

>>57193291
I made a rule that I can only short 1x per 5 longs. The interests of almost everyone is that it goes up. Someone somewhere will do what it takes to make sure that happens. Whether it be forge an election, make a pedophile blackmail ring, or begin a counter opposition lead by the same people it's pitted against.

>MPW down almost 40%
>over missed rent from 1 client who already has a repayment plan
BUY BUY BUY

>>57193305
Gettin real tired of these moral hazards on this motherfuckin economy.

>>57193202
Snail anon won

>>57193321
If you don't pay on time land lords blow up

>>57193320
not bad anon. Though could do without those heads of American Media homosexual Satanists in your photo

>>57193321
I went to a financial advisor with decades of experience in 2022 who among other things positioned me in MPW at 33 dollars. I fired him within 2 months and decided if you want something done you gotta do it yourself.

>>57193378
Buy a bunch now and covered call for about tree fiddy

>>57193361
Maybe someone will be moved to start tugging on the tattered threads their veil if they saw the right (wrong) thing.

FUCK

>>57192710
I was bearish last smg
Now I'm full doomer

The chart looks precarious as fuck.

>>57193395
God is the only one who can and should dish out retribution and justice- I trust God.
Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior.
Glory to God, turn your back on Satan and he will flee.

puts gonna expire worthless again
LETS GOO

>>57193378
PFE at 54 a 40% bond exposure in Feb of 2022.
This is the sort of “work” boomer was doing. He was on vacation within 5 days. That’s on me though. I had a bad feeling from the get go.
Always trust your gut. Don’t never expect someone to be more diligent with your hard earned money than you are.
Thanks for attending my TED talk

>Minute candles keep getting 24 hour low flags on tos

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
STOP IT
STOP STOP STIAP SDT OA HSDF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anons should never ever ever invest with any outside individual who is not a fiduciary
I made that mistake once

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

S&P going down to 4700 bois

>>57193378
Sorry it was 23 dollars at that time but still. What the fuck are you doing man? Get your ass to wrestlers court.

Should I buy some PTON?

DUMP IT

PUMP IT

Oh noooo only the bots believed the bull shit job reports now... seems even the retail traders see through the bullshit.

It's.getting.scared

How refreshing.

bounce off PDC back to HOD

>>57193187
They clearly state where they invest your money. If you don't like it don't put your money there. By your logic, everyone under 55 should be 100% 2x SPY. That's just retarded.

>>57193484
>b-b-b-but muh 50k totally legit new goberment jobs

>>57193483
>ID: fugof

It's over

There is a Sopranos marathon on HBO so now my day is effectively over

>>57193475
>>57193483

CRAB IT

>>57193475
>>57193483

>>57193494
>>b-b-b-but muh 50k totally legit new PART-TIME goberment jobs
FTFY

>>57193490
6.86 entry
forgot to sell at 10 a few weeks ago
rate

>>57193187
All true, but only because US stocks casually have P/E of minimum 40 up to 1000+

>>57193475
>>57193483

>>57193475
>>57193483
>>57193498
BOP IT

>Alibaba

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

wait until you guys find out how much of this mass increase in unemployment is from the VAXXX to make way for their replacements- New Americans who will work for nothing and have no loyalty to the constitution.

Tumor weeks is here you fucking demons.

>>57193522
lawlz/10

thank you /smg/

Marathon is fucking me so hard right now it's not even funny. Should I sell?

I just saw clftranny on stocktwits. I hoped he died

>rate cuts

>>57193522
TWIST IT

we can't end today red
right?

>>57193569
I'm already so red for today I can start being sold as a tomato anon

>>57193569
well, they might pretend for a single day that good economic news are stock market positive.

Wait until you guys all get fired, all your savings will be lost and you will have problems finding a job.

>>57193569
Yes, give me a real fucking dip

>>57193581
>they shall know what i had to endure

>>57193581
But I'm already retired

Why are niggers pumping Verizon.
For 6 months we heard "oh it was high-debt, sluggish growth, behind its peers"
now all of a sudden the analysts stop jerking each other off and release articles about how its "better than its peers"
fake and contrived bullshit so poor people lose one of the last reliable high-dividend-yield stocks
with yield fallend down to 6.6%, it's over.

>>57192920
I buy VT and only VT

Wait, why aren't bears out taking a victory lap? This is weird?

>>57193524
PDD. What is your average? $100?

>>57193581
I’ll just depend on the principle of my FAT Roth IRA

>>57193635
WRONG> we are crashing. Every rally is being sold off this is not crabbing.

>>57193616
VOO and VGT for me

That's it
My only hope is my lottery ticket for today and next week

If that doesn't work out I'll keep myself safe

>>57193621
80$ i think.

>>57193082
Then on top of that factor in that biden let in about 3 million illegal aliens, most of whom are young working aged males, in that same span.

>rocker says to buy snap puts
>snap pumps 2%+ today
fucking lol

>>57193581
my minimum wage fastfood job is future proof, my job is secured :)

>>57193620
they all capitulated and went long at the top
it's how these things go

>>57193396
Gotta break that shit up into subcategories anon

>It's about getting things down to one number. Using stats the way we shitpost about them, we'll find value in tickers that nobody else can see.

>Companies are overlooked for a variety of biased reasons and perceived flaws. Country, P/E, industry... Peter Lynch and getting one up on Wall Street cuts straight through that.

>Anon, of the 20,000 buyable tickers for us to consider, I believe that there is a championship port of 25 symbols that we can afford. Because everyone else in the market undervalues them. Like an island of misfit toys.

>>57193659
You think? are you even watching your PNL everyday?

>>57193707
>are you even watching your PNL everyday?
No. and yeah my average is ~80$.

>>57193693
This is perfect for /smg/ because the A's sucked ass despite all these highly analytical data driven decisions lmao.

i-is this recovery?

Education account for my kid, SSO or VOO? $5k a year

What data are reported by govt institutions and are then revised? I know GDP and I think inflation, but are there any others?
I'd like to compare the original vs revision for some of these for the past couple administrations.
Is such data available?

BUY REDDIT BUY

>>57193722
checked but I think its just noise. I think we fade back down and finally bounce around 466.5x finish crabing around 468.30 or so

>>57193432
correct and well put anon

>>57193688

Where were you when the Mission was Accomplished?

>>57193719
>This is perfect for /smg/ because the A's sucked ass despite all these highly analytical data driven decisions lmao.
I would kill for a Moneyball sequel called ExcelRetards and it takes place the following season and all the fat retards start crying about how their magic spreadsheets don't work anymore.

>>57193769

>>57193769
Soft Landing Achieved that is why the markets are selling off. Fade

>>57193769
is there an easier job than being a fed chair?

>>57193693
>>57193719
>>57193777
>Anon, this is AquaBounty. It's a zero-revenue shitco. It is one of the most undervalued shitcos in ARKK.
>Its defect is that the salmon look funny.
>Nobody in the big leagues cares about it, because the salmon look funny. This gamble could be not just the best shitco in our portfolio, but one of the most effective money losers in all of ARKK.
>This company should lose $3 million a year.
>We can get it for $237,000.

>>57193817
>is there an easier job than being a fed chair?
Have you seen our "president" and "vice president"?

Anons I need decisions regarding the following stoks (buy or sell)

Sorted by percentage since buy:
>MARA: -18%
>coinbase: -5%
>Take two: -0.4%
>Spirit airlines: -2%
>Alphabet: -3%

If you think the November pump was something just have a look at how far we still have to go.

>>57193769
>Higher than expected wage growth
Is that true USbros? Is your wage growth really that good so as to almost match inflation? The wage growth here in the EU is weird. I'd say less than 5% of the people can say their wages have outpaced inflation. But apparently, the wages are absolutely skyrocketing in the US for everyone

>>57193814
Chill out, dickwad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fiWIQXVIAE

>>57193817
Yes. Being a FED reporter. Just copy paste their notes as an article and hit publish

>>57193838
>Buy or sell
I meant hold or sell ofc

>didn't by NVDA calls at 473
>again
Why do I repeat the same mistake over and over again?

>>57193839
I like the cut of your jib.

>>57193841
Here's the article https://archive.is/Ho79e

>>57193839

It's over. It's so fucking over.

>>57193839
>t.

>>57193865
I find the job data exceedingly difficult to understand. Let me get this straight
>payrolls climbing 216,000
>supposed unemployment rate is low
>Labor participation rate decreasing
How the hell does that even work? And then we have sources like shadowstats which claim to calculate unemployment rate according to the old metrics and they arrive at like 15-20% "true" unemployment rate. How in hell does any of this work? Statistics and data are far too easy to manipulate

>>57193722
I'M GONNA RECOOOOOOOVER

>fell for the TLT meme last fed meeting
how long am I locked into this shit for until I start seeing green numbers

>>57193907
Retiring Boomers leads to a shortage of skilled workers.

>>57193889
Worse it's joever

>>57193838
sell
sell
sell
hold
sell

>>57193907
it'll be revised down

>>57193839
>>57193866
...is this where david hunter got his extimates from? lol

>>57193907
>And then we have sources like shadowstats which claim to calculate unemployment rate according to the old metrics and they arrive at like 15-20% "true" unemployment rate.
Only way I could see that is if they're straight up ignoring gig economy type stuff. There's a lot of people these days purely employed in gig type work, maybe 2 to 3 of them at a time even (especially uber and lyft at the same time, plus something like doordash).

>>57193838
This: >>57193931

MARA and COIN have low, nearly zero fundamental value. And BTC hype peaks with ETF approval.

>tfw sold my ZIMs yesterday

>>57193865
>Yellen zeroed in on the latest wage data, which showed average hourly earnings rose 4.1% in the year through December. Given consumer inflation for the year is projected by economists to come in at 3.2%, that would mean wages exceeded price growth in 2023.
I sure hope I get a nice fat raise this year.

>>57193907
same way they do it every month anon
>They lie...
You waking up yet?

>>57193944
>BTC hype peaks with ETF approval.
My argument for holding it is that Bitcoin should pump until the halvening, and so should coinbasr and mara. Is that assumption incorrect?

>>57193926
Skilled workers who need such skills as "excel" or "have a degree in bullshitology".

>>57193929
That image is depressing. Haha, I've been focusing on my career and my stocks, haha yeah bro

>>57193907
I won't pretend to understand it, but it's been the trend for at least the last 20 years so it's definitely not some secret indicator for an impeding crash.

>>57193987
Pretty much. And have you seen how incompetent the new crop of Zoomers and Gen Alphas are?

>>57193769
>Where were you when the Mission was Accomplished?

>>57193941
no, they’re just measuring the unemployment rate the way it was measured for 80 or so years before the gaybama administration changed the formula. are you not aware that we are literally living through an economic depression since 2008, anon? yes, a depression like the great depression and other less well-known ones before it. given how low interest rates have been and how high inflation has been (yes, the government numbers measuring inflation are dishonest, too), if you were to measure economic growth adjusted for inflation since 2008 you’d see clearly that we really are in a depression right now. they’re just lying to you about it.

>>57193976
>ask for advice>
>receive advice>
>respond with reasoning why you don’t agree with advice>

make you own investment decisions anon

>>57193976
Bitcoin is not the same as bitcoin hype stocks. Different price action, different holders.

>>57193993
>Haha, I've been focusing on my career and my stocks, haha yeah bro
so you're a good trader?

clueless wagie here, where should i put 1k?

>>57194026
UPRO, then check back in 10 years.

>>57194025

>>57194026
throw a dart, aim for biggest greenest thing.

>>57193999
The problem is not that 22yos are incompetent, but that those jobs simply don't exist after the boomers quit, because the remaining boomer managers realized they can dump all the work on a single millennial roastie and call it a day.

>>57193954
It's the fifth most discussed stock here: https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentiment

So give it a week; you sold pretty close to the top.

Alright I'm out to buy food and booze for the weekend. Don't let the Jews rebound the market.

>>57194025
Sure am, fellow /smg/ friend :). But better if we didn't focus on me. Tell us about your trading experiences

>>57194055
Checked but were about to bounce after a bull trap, then a bear trap and then sime up and right until close.

>>57193929
>>57193993
I don't want a girlfriend, I want to go to the paris olympics and get some slutty 18yo college whore on summer vacation to suck my cock with gusto because she's young and dumb.

>>57194049
or pajeet h1b slaves

>>57193976
Anon that's not an assumption, that's a guarantee. If a companies earnings increase so will it's market cap. What you should be doing is calculating the present value of their future cash flows based off of hash-rate guidance, which if you do you will realize the value of the stock is probably around 8-12 dollars, assuming that their relative share of the bitcoin hashrate wont materially drop, assuming that they can secure long-term low cost energy, assuming that they wont further dilute their stock etc etc etc

>>57194058
>ell us about your trading experiences
...

>>57194013
I asked a question, I'm just double checking. Nowhere did i say "no you're wrong and here's why"

>>57193560
kek'd at this post, ty

>>57194004
>yes, a depression like the great depression and other less well-known ones before it.
Sure thing schizo-kun.
Until you're in line at a soup kitchen I don't want to fucking hear it.

>>57194103
It's that good, eh? Not to worry, m8. They apparently keep adding more jobs than expected every month. In theory, it has never been easier to find a well-paying job. So just put yourself out there, son :).

what a goofy day

>>57194037
lol

RAISE THE INTEREST RATES
RAISE THE INTEREST RATES

>>57194161
looks good to me

>>57194173
indeed

>>57194125
the homeless are literally filling the streets of major cities with human shit, and the welfare state has never been more generous than it is today.

>>57193838
Sell everything right now

>>57194190
There have always been antisocial peasants dragging back every society.

WHOS BUYING

>>57194208
its all bots

>>57194241
We're so back

LOL, ROFL, LMAO even.

Well played WEF

Guys should I get a 2nd job again? and old manager reached out to me and wants me to be a senior engineering manager when I would rather just code.

>>57194252
Do the needful good sir

>>57192710
Happy Shemot you fuckin goyims.

>>57194252
i think you should, 2024 is not looking good as we are looking over precipice right now of a potential massive drop

>>57194252
Maybe they're doing that to get you to stop coding.

>>57194252
ask for double your salary and no contract.

WE ARE NOW RECOVERING
I REPEAT
WE ARE NOW RECOVERING

>>57194241

>>57194278
I'm down .75%
Where's the recovery bitch?

>>57193962
I'm in Poland and I got a 8% raise in May, 6 months into my job. I can't imagine the next raise topping this, but you never know, I was gonna get a 1.5% raise until the union stepped in.

>>57194125
If you compare GDP delta using 2008 and 1929 as start points, the post-2008 economy has yet to return to pre-2008 trend while the depression era had recovered by now, albeit due to the war economy.

>>57194264
You know you can hedge the market right? just buy puts with the same delta of your position. You risk 1-2% for downside protection and if the market rips your puts expire worthless and your underlying still goes up.
>>57194265
>>57194261
I find coding easier and less time consuming than managing a team / product

>>57194294
>albeit due to the war economy.
It wasn't the war, it was women entering the workforce. This never ended and some people argue that because of that we might have never actually recovered from the great depression.

>>57194273
I mean dude is offering $180k base, better not look a gift horse in the mouth right?

>>57194298
>I find coding easier and less time consuming than managing a team / product
And most companies seem to find it less valuable.
I agree with you, I hate talking to people and dealing with them outside of PRs but no one actually wants software these days.

>>57194263
This is why we need that alternative OP link list. The one with the Jewish holidays calendar.

>>57194308
idk I doubled mine after COVID firing. how bad do they need you?

>>57194303
I don't disagree anon. War economy = women needing to work.

>>57194289
It's weird here in the EU. I know many who exceeded inflation and many that barely got a raise. I got lucky and snatched myself a 30% "raise" so now I'm making 60k USD (pre-tax so like 30k after tax) but I am a master's in tech so that kind of salary is expected.
I have seen salaries exploding across EU in several fields. Arborists for example make ridiculous amounts of money... even in Poland

>>57194321
filthy casual you should have that memorized by now

Thoughts on Anduril?

>>57194325
Sure but when people say "war economy" often they think it's something we can transition into from the current economic regime.
But we're running now with a "war economy." Women have a very high rate of employment and the deficit spending is at war time levels. The only thing that's missing is the actual shooting (provided you ignore places like suburban Chicago.)

>>57194317
True, might be a good segway into manager / eventually director / c-suite instead of code monkey.
>>57194323
it is not a huge company, but I find that smaller places I can work two jobs since they do not care or don't check.

>>57194362
based real american patriot

>>57193581
like i care, im already primed to take a 2 mil loan from my life insurance policy. tax free. TKD.

ADDERAL IS BEING SUPPRESSED
BECAUSE IT IS EXCELERATING
CLOTS AND HEART ATTACKS
IN VAXXIES

This is financial advise

I make $250,000 (after tax) as a head chef for Wendy's and have a 9 inch pecker

>>57194380
If I had a job that was $250k i wouldn't need a second one lol

>>57194388
Palmer Luckey seems like another lab grown tech autist who got the assigned "sleazy Hawaiian shirt" look instead of Zuckerberg's "stinky shut-in" look.

>>57194400
Meant for >>57194371

Whats with all this wagecuck shit?

>>57194414
It's a moment of denial in the face of a week that was red throughout. They'll get over it when we start seeing green again.

WE AREW BAKC

>>57194427
That's the only answer I can think of. 3 days of red and these tech trannies feel so miserable that it's back to talking about their adult daycare.

>>57194427
anon this sell off was extremely muted.

Might buy GD and HII here on these pullbacks. Congress will force Biden to buy another 10 carrier strike groups.

>>57194467
carries are outdated

>>57194480
So are the VAXXXIES

>>57194480
Who cares?

>>57194467
It always makes me anxious to see them park the jets right on the edge of the deck.

>>57194494
me and my financial decisions care

>>57194584
Look, as long as the shipyards cash the checks and the money clears, what's the big deal? You book the earnings.

>>57194593
god bless America, god bless its people

Baker?

>>57194695
>>57194695

>>57192733
Force it

>>57192872
People are desperate and sick. Most don’t deserve to live.