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Im team PP Kais is an unhinged madman

Bless the baker

daily reminder of the kinds of people that are sissy shillies.

>>57184345
Kek based

>>57184372
I'm team Kais cause PP won't show me Gabussy's pussy

I'm team Pulte because I just laugh at poor people

can anybody explain to me why this still is getting posted?

i thought the stock was canceled and all money gone?

>>57184567
Feel free to leave or seethe

>>57184567
Depends on which denomination of bbby you follow. Kaisians believe that Ryan Cohen is going to gift money to former shareholders. PPists believe that Carl Icahn is going to merge with the shell of the company for tax benefit. Plootonians believe that if you tell the former shareholders they’ll be rich one day, they just send you money.

>>57184593
neither i am just curious because its kinda bizarre and this point.

>>57184595
thats what i was hoping for thx

>57184616
Not even the shills can speak American. No wonder they love kais so much

>>57184595
kek

>its organic

>>57184647
Based

>>57184616
>thats what i was hoping for thx
Kek, of course what you were hoping for was a creative writing project.

>>57184343
Who is that Gabby-esque person? I thought his wife was coomable?

Damn all this drama sure has me confused. I guess I will buy the new equity using the cash portion of the dividend when it arrives. Why would I do this? Idk but it really is all very confusing.

The demoralizing efforts sure are effective, if my understanding of natural selection is correct, I believe that, in theory, the strongest holders should have been weeded out of gme and bbby over time leaving only the weakest and most susceptible to shilling behind. This means that I will surely sell the new equity immediately upon its arrival, given how relieved I will be that it’s all finally over. And as for cash? I will save that for a rainy day, because why would anyone use that to buy the new equity?

With all this new drama coming out though I think I’m going to buy calls on the new equity now just to be safe, then I’m going to get cozy in my bed to watch a comfy movie after I shit my fucking pants and let it fester in the bed sheets. With all this confusing shilling I’m going to just endlessly shit and piss inside my bed and wiggle and squirm around in it while I clap my hands and scream. I feel it is important to understand what the future holds for our friend doug shitcifu.

So remember you either have to be apart of team defecate my god damn bed sheets, or team buttfuck my stink tits when I piss in my buttfuck.

Grab that bud light, hormones wear off in 5 minutes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GmgeRCSMz_g

>>57184923
No one click that YouTube link, he’s harvesting your cookies in order to dox you.

>>57185018
Yep, it’s called linkjacking.

>>57184923
>I will buy the new equity
Um what happened to BBBaggies getting new equity for free?

>>57184343
kaisbros...

>>57184343
This is just really pathetic at this point. You are getting nothing for your BBBYQ shares. No cash, no equity. Nothing. The only thing to do now is take the loss on your taxes and make better investment decisions in the future.

>>57185235
What was PP hiding in his right armpit?

PP is only in this for the donations. Kais is in this for the stock and for the community.

>>57185018
>>57185151
>>57185209

Yea I’m surely performing certificate hijacking on googles official YouTube domain, surely.

kek dumbfuck short baggies

>>57185235
Kai will gouge someone's eyes out, he seems to be that type of guy

>>57185320
they are discord fags as well

>>57184742
That's one of the mods on GME meltdown iirc.

>>57184923
>new equity
cope
>cash portion of the dividend
cope
>I’m going to just endlessly shit and piss inside my bed and wiggle and squirm around in it while I clap my hands and scream
accurate, just donate 5 more dollars to pp and ryan cohen will save you

PP is a fucking shill

Did ultimatedownie snap?

>>57186036
>your loyalty lies elsewhere now
why do they all insist on talking like such massive faggots?

>>57186036
kais and pp literally - and i do mean literally - are the most intelligent, sophisticated, and well-adjusted baggies and supporters of the BBBYQ investment thesis. there are no more intelligent apes you can name. a schizophrenic and possibly retarded tunisian and vape addicted 22 year old with the nose the size of a dinner plate. that's the best the BBBY baggies have
>inb4 pulte
he never invested a cent he just wants you to get mad about his grandpa's company he's not allowed to work for so he can become CEO
>inb4 ryan cohen
he pumped and dumped you and sold lel

>short baggies are trying to stoke the fires of high school level drama from bottom of the barrel internet celebrities
holy fucking shit kek obsessed short baggies

Kais is a citadel plant to make us look crazy like when the media poisoned the well of conspiracy theorists in general by highlighting flat earth schizos

At best, Pulte is a grifter who knows nothing. At worst he’s another plant to tear apart the retail movement. Could easily be friends with Kenny

PPSeeds is an annoying cringe faggot but he’s the only good guy in this drama

>ONLY THE YOUNG

>ONLY THE YOUNG

>ONLY THE YOUNG


>lol wait what faggot? oh..yea...idk get a lawyer or something...anyways niggers, there's this stock

>>57186036
>>57186090
this is like Soap Opera for retards

Can we add Kai's links in the OP?

Ahem. I would like to remind all bbbaggies that there will be

N O R E F U N D S

>>57186507
>Kai’s is a Citadel plant
Kais is a true believer, unlike PP or most of the grifters.

>>57186772
hey PP, here's a freebie:
>it's not about the money, it's about fighting the ills of society

https://www.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/comments/18yrahn/mental_illness/
kek. Kais is smart, he can actually get these records (as long as the investigation has been completed). Unlike PP, he's actually creating content for his viewers.

>>57186507
You don't understand how deep this really goes.

In fact, the entire concept of MOASS, 'shorts never closed', AMC going to the moon, BBBY not going to go bankrupt, BBBY going to be formed into Teddy - ALL of these "meme stock" crazes after the initial DFV/GME pump, are actually Citadel plants
You see, when dumb apes drive up the prices in predictable ways by following easily planted and botted get-rich-quick-scheme type ideas, Citadel (and other Market Makers) can make TONS of money
The initial DFV era pump, sure, that took them by surprise. Some desks lost their shirts. But within a week they had already closed the shorts, stopped the bleeding, and turned it into a profit making opportunity. And all the apes were already playing into it.
When AMC apes make the ten thousandth BUY MORE!!!! AVERAGE DOWN GUYS!!! post, who do you think is selling them those shares? And better yet, what happens to the portfolio of options they can assemble if they know what the price is going to do tomorrow? You think it goes up in value? And who do you think sells deep OTM calls to retarded apes who are being told by the shills / plants that "It's going to 30x any day now!!!!"?

You dumb fucks think you are so clever by being cynical. But you don't even realize how naive you actually are. AMC? BBBY? GME? Of course they aren't going "To the moon" and going to cause an earth-shattering change in society you morons, they're just stocks (Or in BBBY's case, WAS a stock), like Oreilly Auto Parts or Best Buy or something. But who do you think PROFITS from you BELIEVING these stock tickers are secretly magical?

Literally blinded by greed.

Oh, and by the way, get off Ryan Cohen's dick. He's a once-off start-up guy who burned angel investor money to run a non-profitable luxury dog food business which he was able to dupe a major into purchasing. Classic ZIRP environment story. He thinks he is a bigger deal than he is. And no, he doesn't have any magical play in store for Gamestop.

>>57186972
Thank you for the input Charlie. How are those China stocks and Jasmy doing?

>>57187091
Swing and a miss
Nice attempt to cope though madboy
Still no equity? Still no refunds?

>>57187112
Seems like the only impatient one is you, short baggie

>>57187112
I was in your discord. This is 100% you Charlie. Kys, perhaps?

>>57187386
That’s the honeypot discord

>>57184742

>>57187489
ABC looks like someone who would be in the Epstein list.

>>57187386
Miss again
>>57187240
Impatient for what? Lmao. Hey, buy more AMC and GME and post proof of your purchase. Do it. Dont you want to trigger “the MOASS?” Lmao buy more tell your friends to buy more and post proof here so we all know. It’s just you losing money

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/18yt7xb/kais_talks_about_holding_theppshow_trademark/
>NOOOOOOO YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS FUCK TRADEMARK LAWS AND SHIT

>kais acts like a sandnigger
>sandniggers itt rally around him
very telling

>>57187597
Kais is dunking on faggots left and right

>>57187614
Shalom

>>57186036
Lol I thought you fags were lying about this that’s hilarious. Iirc an anon predicted this fallout back when kais originally got the trademark. Personally I’ve never minded kais much but I don’t watch a lot of their content. pp, michael, and travis always seemed like annoying fags. I feel bad for people who slurp all the copium up you shouldn’t need to watch a bunch of retards speculating on a stream to patiently wait for wherever this ch 11 goes. If you aren’t going to influence the outcome and you can’t sell or buy why even worry yourself? If you bought tickets to the show just buckle up and enjoy the ride.

>>57187639
>Shalom

>>57188037
Kek! You get me Everytime. Love you, shillbro.

>>57188094
YWILY BB

>>57188094
>>57188101
kek dumbfuck short baggies

>>57184343
Do not file any 1099R that you may get this year for your BBBYQ shares, this is a trap, it sells off your position to your broker so you can report a loss on your taxes.
Don't let hedgies steal your cash and TEDDY shares!

>>57188121
sorry, I possess neither short nor long BBBags (and neither do you)

Personally, I'm with Carlos Matos 2.0

>>57188152
you have a lot of pictures of this guy saved. do you have a crush on him? kek short baggot

Nice hands Pulte.

>>57188159
>it's gay to have photos of Krinkle King Kais saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRD-PmeYPgw

>>57188188
Keked, but more importantly, checked those double dubs.

Holy fuck all this confusion surrounding person A and person B really has me demoralized. Therefore, when the new equity and cash arrive, I will save the cash and sell the new equity for whatever price I can get, due to how relieved I will be.

If I understand natural selection I believe the weakest holders should be the only ones left in bbby and gme at this point, so it is extremely unlikely that people would behave in such a manner that would predict purchasing EVEN MORE of the new equity using the cash, along with not selling the new equity in the first place. This cannot happen because the most shill-immune holders would have been filtered out by now due to natural selection, leaving only the weak and vulnerable.

The emotional investment from all these internet altruists is truly remarkable. I too, conduct an incredible amount of research about running shoes then go and rip on people in running forums, but mostly try to steer them away from making bad shoe purchasing decisions using their own money. I also want to try and demoralize them so they are tricked into selling their high value shoes for a much lower price. Because I am the prime example of how a normal and healthy individual behave.

Oh and also I wonder if bad actors could predict that the food would become poisoned if they had a plant in the kitchen.

>I'm gonna get new equity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpN7FBamPUg
>I'm gonna get anything above zero dollars per share of BBBY that I had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpN7FBamPUg
>I'm gonna get a refund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpN7FBamPUg
>I'm gonna make it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpN7FBamPUg

>>57188304
Oooo someone is mad, or getting paid to be maaaaad. Also if everyone doesn’t know, GME drs numbers are fucked for a reason lmao I don’t think the system will ever be different but the current financial power structure is scared shitless because a lot of them are about to lose their seats and be replaced by different grifters sure, but nobody wants to lose power, and especially to a bunch of retail traders.

Pic related will gladly conduct a controlled burn of certain financial sectors and the bigger banks and asset managers will gobble up the smaller firms to preserve order.

>>57188408
okay PP

You guys know about the deep Kais lore?

>Started a mediocre (according to yelp reviews) of a middle eastern restaurant in Astoria called Crinkle Fries under the premise to franchise out.
>Took a bunch of PPP loans during Covid, $20833 for “payroll” and $135 allocated for utilities.
>He started 2 cab companies with other individuals. But he fleeced them. One bought a vehicle for the business and Kais was supposed to be the driver. The other one, Kais got her to cover the vehicle finances. He played them both but when it came for sales distribution. Kais clammed up and lawyered up and is the defendant in two open lawsuits.
>Somewhere around this time he got into stock trading. He took massive losses and melted down and couldn’t fathom the losses.
>At some point in 2020 his son was bullied and he sued the private school he attended. His lawyers got him an undisclosed settlement. Which was the funds for his sons college tuition. Then he blew that money on GME, BBBYQ and AMC.
>Also he ran for President of Tunisia based entirely of annexing the country and becoming a new state for the United States.

This is of course in addition to his stalking of random executives and people tangentially related to Ape Lore. But now he's going full-tilt psycho on the PP Show because Kais actually for some reason has the trademark PP Show registered in his name. And he is currently on twitter threatening to extort PP for some nonspecific slights. He is also currently posting on a sockpuppet account JUSTICE FOR KAIS because Pulte didn't back him in this weird coup attempt for the PP show

>>57188408
>the current financial power structure is scared shitless

>>57184345
kek kissies

>>57188444
>His lawyers got him an undisclosed settlement. Which was the funds for his sons college tuition
Was his son a minor in 2020? If he was, then he could not have gotten that money without a court order.

RC liked Pulte tweets. Pulte liked Kais tweets. That’s all you need to know.

>>57187489
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EW BRO

>>57188628
Looks like andre the giant

>>57188444
Checked, kaiser looks like he barely missed gaining an extra chromosome at birth

Damn, you baggies are obsessed with this kais dude. Makes me want to check out his show.

>Baggies construct an intricate web of aligned e-celebs
>Those people actually hate each other
B-b-but the liked tweets...

>>57188693
We have a bunch of Jake DMs where he’s talking mad shit on PP. Once the current stuff works through we’re going to leak it.

>>57188743
ISN'T THAT WEIRD FELLAS IM TELLING YOU!!
*vapes*
OK TELL ME WHY THATS WEIRD JAKE

>>57188447
Kek

Jake is in hibernation until the end of January when he'll make a new post to carry on with the tradition of being wrong

>>57188888
checked and very strange that all the central figures are suddenly going dark

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>>57188965
BAG

>57188743
>we