/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57172701
>>57172692
>>57172682
Hysteria is a crazy thing

>>57172701

>>57172675
>borrow money
>don't repay
>why do wall street crooks want "my" money???
lmao

>>57172675
Great gamebaggie content, keep it coming. They're probably all roped by now.

>>57172675
Chainlink generals are honestly worse. These retards would have made it if they held any other top 100 coin in the last bullrun. Instead they got outperformed even by filecoin, kek

holy FUCK. how can people be like this. whats wrong with them?

>>57172701
Holy shit, lmao. Women investing. Husbands a cuck. I would slap this woman, cut up her cards including debit and then divorce her after prequalifying the best shark lawyer I could to leave her destitute.

why are you fudding GME with posts from 2021?
why are you fudding GME as the only point of this thread?
always do the opposite of what /biz/ says.

>>57172675
Best thread on biz right now

>>57172713
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>>57172808
Yeah bro inverse biz you should totally have bought gme in 2021 and held 2 years you fucking retard redditor

>>57172729
Oh my sides the irony. WOW.

>>57172758
Don’t judge her!

>>57172675
People are still buying GME?

>>57172802
Women can never do anything right. In fact, they should just stop existing, don't you think?

>>57172808
It’s a great thread and it’s probably for the lulz, or do you think OP is a 4d chess insider whale attempting to get cheaper gme before it explodes to $700 a share? I bet it’s the latter, let’s buy gme! You go first

>>57172927
No, they shoild be considered property. I should be able to give some dude a bag of gold and a goat for his 12 year old daughter.

>>57172930
Was this posted today? Incredibly bullish fud. Reads like a baggie that finally sold after 99% loss.

>>57172773
Hey don’t talk down on filecoin. Their website is cool as fuck.

Right next to this thread is the GME general so we are not any better

>>57172675
Y'all are really pressed huh. Must be soon.

these burgers got fucked so hard by the system they regressed into literal apes

>>57172927
Women can do things right, just like children can do things right. The trick is to treat them the same and make sure a strong man is there to guide both of them. The spirit of a woman is reckless, and childish and the punishments for stepping out of line should be the same for both. the world has gotten so much worse letting women run around like full fledged adults equal to men and it needs to stop or women will literally ruin society

>>57173118
>t. Nigger, female, bagholder

>>57173123
Lmao, perfect Picrel

>A singular financial event occurs in which regular ass people are able to short squeeze a major hedge fund
>The system bends or breaks numerous laws and twists financial norms to stop them
>Hedge fund is bailed out
>Senators start talking about blocking individuals from trading stocks "for their own protection"
>Consequently a weird little cult forms in the aftermath
>They continue to buy into this exact stock as some sort of ritual of faith
>Actual years have passed
>They are still buying in and rationalizing the decision collectively and to themselves even as they collectively lose their shirts
>It's a literal cult at this point that sprung up over a period of two years around a financial instrument of all fucking things

Did I miss anything?

So where’s the bottom? Some of these posts are demented emotional manipulation.

kek baggies (me)

>>57172804
>average price of $400
This guy saw a 100x chart and thought "Yes, this is an excellent moment to buy."

>>57173381
>Did I miss anything?
Yea your anti cult that thinks bringing reddit screenshots and retarted threads to wage your Predditor war on 4chan isn't cringe and peak faggotry.

Has there been a single green GME portfolio screenshot in 2 years?

>>57173591
Kek. How much are you down?

gme is over. zoomers aren't going to fight against wall street where their defenses are strongest

the S&P 6900 is a black swan, and will flip the S&P 500. but you guys don't see it because most of you guys are in a /biz/ echo chamber

>>57173381
>The system bends or breaks numerous laws and twists financial norms to stop them
Bending or breaking numerous laws is the norm

>>57173267
Call you Olive Oil, pressed and pop-eyed.

>>57172903
Lmao imagine a loser telling another loser he's a loser many such cases

>>57172923
If you tell them they are tard, they call it FUD, as if there was any doubt.

>>57173591
"get off my lawn!!!"
ok boomer

>>57172675
It's pretty impressive how retarded how these people can be, the inability to put two and two together for something as basic as the supply and demand from share dilution. it's a little surprising honestly.

Not (one) green screenshot in two years.

can someone make a compilation of these mixed with Chainlink shill threads? The posts are basically inseparable. I would actually pay for this.

>>57173208
It's too late anon, the toilet has been flushed
We're just riding the whirlpool now

>>57173639
Coins always bounce back nigger
>>57173822
>Spx
Keep you glowkike stock shit away from my digital autism

bump

>>57172773
>Chainlink generals
No such thing. Only a meme attempt by looney troons after crying their crotch out because they couldn't handle the bantz and the WTFWT posting.

>>57173381
the fact that the "weird little cult" didn't spontaneously form but was formed using psychological warfare techniques pioneered by the military during the war on terror which are now being deployed on the civilian population by corporations to manipulate and study crowd behavior so as to manipulate crowd behavior even more effectively in the future using manufactured consensus
(a lot of those posters are bots)

who cares filter them and move on with your life

>>57172675
I haven't been to /biz/ in like 3 years, wasn't GME a thing in like 2020, or 2021? Didn't the peak because of the short squeeze and resolve itself shortly after? What the fuck even is this shit lmao

>>57175994

>>57172773
>Chainlink generals are honestly worse
LINK was below 30 cents in 2018, retard
it's not the same at all
these morons threw money at a failed company

>>57175994
it appeared to me the GME people just copied crypto-cope moonboy culture, I don't think that people need elaborate psyop plotting to be so stupid. cults spring forth from the internet organically all the time. There is several on biz, and outside of investment related stuff I'd say personality cults form all the time around internet content creator personalities.

>>57172808
>always do the opposite of what /biz/ says
biz isn't 1 person you fucking retard

Are there any other investments that generate seethe on /biz/ more than gme?
Are there any other investments that have an entire subreddit actively involved in shitting on it?

>>57176795
In your post the following elements are apart of an incredibly common stereotype that is demonstrated constantly all the time by many different groups:
>Attitude of characterizing one's cult as the main protagonist based on very silly reasoning
>myopia with no self-awareness
>Believing one's bags are special just for the ridicule they inspire
>Baseless belief that people need some kind of special reason to ridicule your bag holder cult, when in fact they require no reason to do so and it isn't a inherently indicative of anything.
Numerous groups exist on just biz alone who repeat the same fucking things as you every day, which hilariously undercuts your cult's presumption of being special.

>>57172675
>>57172682
>>57172692
>>57172701
these GME cattle cant be real right? they gotta be baggies trying to dump... right?

>>57176795
>seethe
you mean mockery and laughter

>>57176888
just noticed you used a lot of words just to not answer the question

>>57176303
>>57176795
>>57177125
BAGGIES! BAGGIES! BAGGIES!

>>57173062
kek moment of clarity

>>57172675

I want to feel bad for these people, I really do. But given how arrogant a lot of them are it's hard for me to do that.

>>57172713
>All I know is Ryan Cohen will deliver

Serves him right for trusting a kike

>>57177125
Nigga you retarded. Biz makes fun of everyone all the time.

>>57172713

>Ryan Cohen will deliver

This is what happens when you trust a jew

>>57173159
THERE IS STILL A GME BAGGIE GENERAL

>>57172675
I cant begin to comprehend the stupidity of people on x. Though i think i now understand how many people are using viralx and becoming influencers, if you post shit eventually you'll attract all the retards in the platform which will make you tons of money. It's a solid plan

>>57172785
>I've held GME since December 2019
GME price was like $2 back then, how can you be in the negative with that
what the fuck is this shit

I did some retarded shit in 2021 but at least stayed away from GME and all that ape shit. The best stocks you can probably buy are small solid companies you can't find a single analyst report for and that you've made your own mind up about.

>>57176903
i guarantee you they are real

green candles are the most powerful drug in existence. it's way stronger than lets say a win on slots in which you KNOW you just got lucky. green candles make you feel like a genius

>>57172758
>jan 2 2024

>>57176661
You are correct. It's just delusional bagholders that got raped by Jewish hedge fund managers and dilution.

>>57173050
but they depreciate when you think of it that way

>>57178059
If he bought more in the way up

>>57172729
this can't be true, it just can't
however if they are THIS dumb it would explain how everything has turned to shit
boomers truly are lead heads (from leaded gasoline)

>>57172675
I'm new to /biz/. Looking at this thread's screenshots feels like I've stumbled into an entirely new bizarre world of retardation. It doesn't even feel real

>(((ryan cohen)))
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
get what you fucking deserve niggers

>>57175994
>>57176682
Here is the standard playbook that was used during GME and also during Covid
https://disarmframework.herokuapp.com/
I made a post about it waaay back during covid and the thread had died with no replies.

>>57176903
>cant be real right? they gotta be baggies trying to dump.
They are not real thing, it is a project from Stanford Research Institute and other places. One of the principal investigator is a NSF grantee. The funding lasts for 5 years. I hope it does not get renewed.

>>57172675
cant tell if this is gamestop baggie or chainlink baggie lol

>>57172692
>your fiance's entire life savings, backed only by the Full Faith and Credit of the Ape Brigade

>>57181372
Tkd cant come soon enough

>>57172776
what is "moass" someone explain GMEtard mythology to me kek

>>57181677
Mother of all short squeezes as far as I know

>>57180769
I need to print this out and hang it as a reminder why not to shill to friends/family. if it goes up they might say thanks and at very very best shout you a beer. at worst they never speak to you again. simply not worth it

>>57172675
I just bought more faggot

>>57181796
I do not give a shit. I just find people like you amusing.

>>57183180
>I do not give a shit. I just find people like you amusing.
Based, have a bump.
Heads up that your thread has been marked for sliding... It will be made to hit archive before sufficient anons see the kikery of GME and bbby shills.

>>57181796
>wow, you're eating shit? what a loser
>SEETHE MORE, I'M JUST GONNA EAT MORE SHIT TO MAKE YOU MAD, JELLY??
>lol retard

>>57181796
Kek baggie

>>57183180
Eesh the whole apes thing is so cringe

>>57183807
they stole the meme from defi summer

>Company is billions of dollars in debt, and has been issuing millions of new share to get out of debt

>Retards: WHY AMC DOWN THAN OTHER MOVIE THEATERS!?!?! DESPITE ME BUYING!! CRIME!!! >:(

>Retards: WHY ME NO GO TO MOON? ME THOUGHT ME GO TO MOON !! ME SAW BILLBOARD IN 2021 AND ME THOUGHT ME BUY!!! : (

>>57172775
grandiose narcissism
https://www.greo.ca/Modules/EvidenceCentre/files/Rogier%20and%20Velotti%20(2018)_Narcissistic%20implications%20of%20gambling%20disorder%20The%20mediating%20role%20of%20emotion%20dysregulation_Final.pdf
They deserve to suffer for their excessive and unwarranted self love.

>>57175994
>>57181378
The "playbook" being based on human psychology and group dynamics, will probably be close to natural real life occurrences. If it is not all together just a mimic of observed group behaviour in an attempt to be able to create artificial "cults" aimed at a certain purpose.

I don't think they are highly effective, most suspected "psyop" i have encountered doesn't seem organic (with "psyop" i mean people that engage in social media conversations that are on the "clock" somewhere or content that similiarly are generated by someone on the "clock").
..and if you think about it, it does seem unlikely that you would have sufficiently high quality person involved in steering an online group. Most people on the clock would not be able to do this effectively, they would not be able to persuasive argue a case/belief they don't personally prescribe to, they would not be able to submerge themselves in a niche culture and use the jargon satisfying, their responses would be more likely to be script reading and flow chart tier reasoning.

>Retard: *Confused angry ape noises* I was being lied to?!?

ape no gape ape

>Why does everything think I am retarded? They must be hedgie funded shills! Teehee! Hedgie is going to be BTFO any day now...

>9 months ago: Why does everything think I am retarded? They must be hedgie funded shills! Teehee! Hedgie is going to be BTFO any day now...

>>57177596
>is what happens when you trust a jew
The gme general actually denied that he was Jewish. Said he was Irish and fighting the jews. This is why you can't always frame things as battles over society. You end up a tool for the people you thought to fight.

>>57173526
95% of beginner investors are like that

>>57185990

what's funnier is a lot of redditors said Ryan Cohen wouldn't dump on them because it would ruin his reputation. As if any jew would care about his reputation more than making a billion dollars.

>>57172675
kek dumbfuck baggies

>Retard: This is just like a my star wars movies! We are the rebels and the hedgies are the evil empire!!

>>57176707
>>57176777
No shit. Also wasted trips on a pointless post

>>57187248
What the fuck am I reading

>>57172675
That's obviously a paid post though

>>57172775
They felt bad for having money so they bought into a social circle to fit in. Now they edge themselves to the pain of the sinking ship together. What a faggots delight.

>Why is everybody laughing at me for buying and eating dog shit? I must be doing something right.... And this can only mean one thing.... the powerful institutions of the world are trying to get me to sell my bags!!

>>57172758
>$BBBY
It's literally a bankrupt company. What do they expect? It's not like they can hold a trial for creditors and the bankrupcy judge at GITMO like they're doing with Biden cabinet members.

>>57173062
>a whole year of DD
what did he mean by this?

>>57181733
lol

>>57176756
Reddit basically just copies 4chan culture, removes all the racism, and then reposts it on reddit.

>>57188750
I remember my friend applauded safemoons tokenomics or whatever
glad I talked him out of it

>>57173381
>The system bends or breaks numerous laws and twists financial norms to stop them
What laws and norms? Who is this "system"?
>Hedge fund is bailed out
by other funds, who are free to offer credit lines to anyone.

>>57172712
Is it hysteria or is it the market deciding what the price should be or the thing, whatever it is, is worth? This happens with everything. The market always decides and is always irrational.

I am so happy that the first and most repeated advice here, before nubiz, used to be: never mention your folio irl never ever think of doing that
Fucking solid advice

Now also if you think this is getting sad, remember boomer goldbaggies they are far more suppressed than anything else and they have been crying about it for decades doubling down and keep buying in a cult like state
And they are actually right, just go to the zero hedge comments to see them seething uncontrollably about both tech and crypto nonstop since 2009

But you cant deny that all online investments communities are getting infiltrated nowadays, here thanks to chanculture we are naturally more resistent but even then its death by content dilution and high iq anon disengagement

>>57189091
I am assuming that stands for due diligence, the equivalent of our dyor
Which is funny since he did the exact opposite of that in not realizing fundamentals move stocks more than supposed market structure

>>57172960
Jesus

>>57176888
There are retards on reddit who post 100x a day trying to shit on GME. Either they have no job or someone is paying them. The whole thing glows.

>>57181327
Lurk more
Also, risk management is key

>>57172785
>At the great risk of being downvoted on reddit

>>57173208
It's already ruined.

>>57187488
it's an important lesson for that moron
he isn't just joking, he truly believes that "we" as a collective, are ALWAYS wrong

>>57172692
I don't feel so bad about throwing in $600 at the peak now

>>57190258
I lived 4 winters without heating. Harder than some might think, you don't acclimatize so much as get worn down by the cold and damp kek

>>57184634
>>57181378
>>57176682
they use grassroots-seeming marketing campaigns with paid social media influencers, multi-platform storytelling and "campaigns"/group activities to build genuine-seeming community and get people to do what they want
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternate_reality_game
https://www.jumpstartmag.com/what-are-args-and-why-are-they-useful-in-marketing/
here's an example of the Navy using them for recruitment
https://shortyawards.com/7th/project-architeuthis

the CIA uses this same methodology to do color revolutions, just substitute ISIS or Iranian Girl Beat for Refusing to Wear Headscarf for Diamond Hand Apes and there you go
https://www.42entertainment.com/

bot technology/sockpuppet accounts on social media was developed and deployed to influence public opinion in unfriendly/important countries during the war on terror. social media itself is a military technology.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2011/mar/17/us-spy-operation-social-networks

4chan is and always has been a test bed for ARGs and bot technology, they use us as guinea pigs. ciccada 3301 was one of the first ones (i suspect also for military recruitment) and the most famous and influential one, Qanon (january 6 was the biggest ARG marketing success of all time) started here.
There's one that's been running on /biz/ for the last 3.5 years, about XRP and Ripple. It ruined my life and drove me insane. That's how I got into all this stuff.

Now my phone is tapped, people are breaking into my house and I think they're doing something to my brain with Havana syndrome weapons, but I got multiple grants for a project I started and I think i might be part of a growing movement to use blockchain to create a parallel society outside the totalitarian technocratic system.

the question is- am I playing the game, or am I being played? are the diamond hand apes? are you? are you sure?

>>57176756
remember that one mythological poster that started the whole GME thing with a bunch of effortposts who supposedly bought when it was super low because he saw that GME was oversold or whatever?
what if posts like this one https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/k32h0m/gme_full_story/ were written by a marketing agency who had been hired by a hedge fund, or gamestop itself?

then they did it with AMC theaters, and Bed Bath and Beyond. they're like collaborative social media behavioral studies/modern art projects.

personally i think you could start Occupy Wall Street 2 with this type of shit, especially now that AI is around. if you could motivate people to figure out how to find all the unoccupied black rock-owned investment properties/commercial real estate in cities and collectively move in, claim squatters rights and spam the legal system to make it impossible to evict them, you could start a revolution.

all this cool technology, and people only ever think to use it to make money or enslave people, psychopaths are retards. Earth should be a paradise, there's really no reason it's not. once we sort this whole thing out we'll look back on our history thus far like a nightmare and ask ourselves why it ever took us so long to wake up

>>57176777
checked and blessed digits

>>57172808
one thing i like about you guys is how you get Ken Griffen and Citadel into the public eye, gotta be one of the most evil corporate entities in the world. perfectly emblematic of the rot at the heart of the wall street financial ecosystem

>>57172675
They had to go into hiding after they got the cash. She shaved her head and he put on wig. It all worked out in the end because he had always wanted to fuck a bald woman and she was secretly into drag whores.

>Hmm... Would people rather download games on their computers from their home? Or would they rather drive out to a vending machine in the middle of the night?....Hmmmm...

>.......Me buy! Me use reddit!! Me only see finance through lens of "little guys" and "hedgies", and me small guy! Teehee!!

>>57190258
27 dollars a day isn't impossible for just spending money but you're gonna end up like a loser like me. For normies good luck. What the fuck can you do with 27 dollars a day as a normie in the US? They probably drink, eat out, buy games, clothes especially. A t shirt alone is pushing 30 bucks nowadays. I'm probably missing alot of stuff but there's no way a large portion of the population can maintain their spending cost to 27 dollars a day after the absolute bare minimum on bills.

>>57190799
Just so you know zerohedge has been saying for years to long the most shorted stocks as some hedge funds over extent themselves
In this specific case even uber bobo burry posted about gme as one of the first before reddit ran with it, they however sold the obvious blow off and didnt diamond hands

So its fair to assume the start of this is real and it would not be the first short squeeze, just look at one of the big automakers forgot which one
What was all spyop was the holding and keep buying forever, that all glowed so hard
And now we are on the topic does anyone know the real origin of the 'apes' and 'apeing in' phrase was very inorganic
Its that bad some people here use it now seriously despite never being chanlingo

>>57190809
Then you should love Lunc. We in lawsuit with kg. Will burn 90%, go straight to $100. Fr fr no cap on gawd.

>>57190258
>600$/month for rent

>>57190250
>americans
Everyone knows what they're not saying.

>>57191492
tbf... going to a vending machine, late at night, in the middle of nowhere does increase the odds for the redditor to be on the receiving end of some much coveted cultural enrichment.
So I can understand the appeal

>>57192706
>what are roommates or girlfriends?

>>57192341
>does anyone know the real origin of the 'apes' and 'apeing in' phrase
as I said in the thread
defi summer is when this started to be thrown around, as people were ape'ing any animal token they could get their hands on off uniswap and sushiswap

>>57190097
People on Reddit are just retards man.

>>57193624
Don't really get why you'd be in such a job in the first place. There's plenty of unschooled work that pays better and has better conditions.

>I am only doing this because you are laughing at me and calling me a retard, I buy because I know this hurts you

>It's not a loss if I am averaging down, dumb hedgie... Huh? the total marketcap needs to 14x in order for me to break even at this point? That's just fud! MODS BAN THIS GUY

>>57172675
>The hedgies have not gotten rich yet, if they want the shares, they are going to have to get it from us.... Why do they need to specifically get it from us instead of the millions of new shares that AMC have been adding to the liquidity? Stop asking hard questions, shill

>The hedgies have not gotten rich yet, if they want the shares, they are going to have to get it from us.... Why do they need to specifically get it from us instead of the millions of new shares that AMC have been adding to the liquidity? That are selling for $5.12 on the market right now? Stop asking hard questions, shill

Why don't these guys just but BTC? Guys are really trying to bankrupt and short squeeze the people that RUN the system, lmao. If they did any damage they'd just take your money away you dumb goyim retard.

>>57173526
Remember: it was gonna be a magical super duper triple ultra squeeze in which every single share was gonna be ten quadrillion dollars and the CEO of whatever piece of shit company was shorting GME was going to personally grovel at the feet of the diamond hand apes and offer them a blowjob and 40 virgins in exchange for their shares.

From that point of view going into GME at 400+ $ was a genius move.

>>57190243
How is this allowed? A drug dealer would give you a better rate

>>57195476
Indian reservations have their own jurisdiction, they can make whatever rules they want

>>57195476
If someone is stupid enough to agree to those terms then they deserve it. Who cares.

>>57172675
>Huh...? The people saying to HODL have been dumping on me..? B-b-but I thought we were a community! We are friends standing against the h-hedgies, r-right?

kekity kek, the shills are getting their own gme demoralization general
Jan 8 can't come soon enough, hedgies

>We were going to change the system!! Us little guys were standing up against the man!! Why did everybody dump?! I THOUGHT WE WERE A COMMUNITY!!

>>57195595
what the fuck are you talking about retard
your superstonk is trash and you’re poor

>>57195649
hello mister pajeet, designated shitting street is now this thread
now continue to poo in it like you were doing
we will see the hedgies leaping from the hedgies, just 3 more days to hold

Posted in May of 2022 lmfao

>>57195682
I just assume gmetards are trolling, theres no way the true zealots haven’t roped yet

>>57195862
you have no idea how much we'we waited for this
you may have stopped Occupy Wall Street with your faggotry, but man, are you kikes in for a due down beating lmao

>>57195946
ok

>>57195595
>Jan 8
I'll bite
what happens on the 8th ?

>>57172701
Bros is it good to have a wife that calls you a bitch to total strangers on the internet?

>>57172930

>>57172675
>stop paying your mortgage to own the rich
lmao

>>57195576
Lol does reddit have a wordfilter on retard or something

>>57177396
Same here. They obviously bought at the top and had no idea Robinhood was going to commit a crime to prevent a squeeze, so they are in a really bad position. But instead of taking the loss and moving on, they hold their dead bags and talk down to anyone telling them this fact. They've even formed a cult around being bagholders.

>>57173062
They were all following DFV in, why didn’t anyone follow him out?

I can’t wait until boomers are talking like this after the housing market finally tanks.

Watching the GME tards hold all the way down was kinda funny but also kinda sad. However watching boomers lose their entire networth will be the funniest and most wholesome to ever happen.

>>57197570
Because he never left and neither will I.

>>57183201
>not this time
mental illness?
retardation?
both?
gme baggies make me feel like a genius even tho i went from 220k at the top to just 150k now...
whenever you think you are a mongoloid just remember that there are always "people" WAY more retarded than yourself.

>>57197947
What did you hold? How old are you?

>>57172675
me

i inherited £260k in 2022 and just held it in a bank account since then during what was at one point 10% inflation

>>57189323
at least goldcels can shove it up their asses...
gmetards cant even do that.

>>57197955
bitcoin, of course.

>>57198028
I don’t know how much that gold is worth but it made think about something
How much gold would shove up your ass for an entire flight if you got to keep it at the end?

>>57198240
you should ask this on /pmg/

>>57172829
>[deleted]
Normies are terrified of betraying the hivemind. They live in mortal fear of being relegated to out-group status. The great tragedy of modern life is that they don't understand how psychopaths weaponize this fear against them.

>>57197982

Consider investing a smaller portion of it - say £40k into a cryptocurrency. Do your own research. Bitcoin is the safest bet. Altcoins up in the chain like ADA, GRT and LTC are probably going to be higher return on rewards but a bit more risky.

>>57198308
Put that £40k into $PEAS and sit on your hands for a year. GG you just did a speedrun to semi-retirement.

t. actual high IQ degenerate

anytime someone mentions robinhood i assume they lost big baggies on gme

It's funny that all of these GME cultists think of themselves like Warren Buffet and repeat his sayings, but they always forget:
> Be fearful when everyone else is greedy
They never sell even a portion of their stacks on rallies, because they're thoroughly convinced that their $300 buy-in will make them millionaires. I'm surprised it's taken years and they still haven't learned anything about market cap, etc.

>>57172851
Seems like a popular fellow on reddit, especially with the GME crowd!

post the Luna crash ones

>>57198541
One thing I never understood with GME baggies is that if holding a small amount of shares will result in life changing money then why be greedy with it? Meaning if buying $1000 worth of GME will change your life then why do something stupid by throwing your life savings into it in case it doesn't turn out? Win-win all around

>>57198660
Sunken cost fallacy for when they get dumped on

>>57180769
rinsed

>>57193624
It's really bizarre how Americans think they deserve to be paid high salaries for cleaning toilets and other unskilled menial labor like that. I can kind of understand why their elites are flooding the country with infinite migration. I mean what else can you do when some reddit fag wants $70 an hour to sprinkle some Comet around in a bathroom.

>>57192341
Don't know but my intuition says they call themselves apes because apes have strong hands

>>57172808
It's called having fun, you should try it

>>57199841
>when america lives so rent free in your head that you simp for corportations

>>57197460
>nobody has been slurping this stock they all bought at ATH
>Robinhood stopped the squeeze it’s over now shorts have closed. didn’t you see we changed the number short interest is no longer above 100%
kek

DEBT FREE
RENT FREE

>>57200046
>simp
I have no influence over what these people do, I simply say that I can understand their motivations that you need to be knocked down a peg, "super star."

>>57175241
>my digital autism
Shut up reddit nigger.

>>57172675
The cult is cringeworthy but the company is in an alright position (but not amazing) and the executives actually seem to be alright. Sweet tale of a retailer salvaged from the brink you don't often see.

>>57198240
So a normal buttplug has a volume of around 60 cubic centimetres, while gold has a density of 19.3 g/cm3. A solid gold buttplug would weight 1158 g of gold, with a market value of $76,069. I know it wouldn't be pure gold and you wouldn't get market price and whatever but it would still be a lot of money for one flight with a buttplug.

>>57172776
>people live in their own BUBBLES

>>57190255
I vomited in my mouth just reading the names of those outlets. What the fuck is wrong with amerimutts.