/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57161551
>Still comfy holdin' and waitin'
Total hedgies death

>Current Basic Data
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>Watch Along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to Deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>Theoretical DDs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
>DD Compilation
https://reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65
>Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj
>Cellar Boxing
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>GME short
>Percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o7klxj/looks_like_the_recent_robinhood_class_action_si
>SEC GME stocks report
https://www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf

>Unfuddable
Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
'MOASS' is a matter of time

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Further information can be found by DYOR
Please don't feed spammers and sliders

Last time on /GME/: >>57145276

As always:
>sneed hedgies

Gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song

leddit cope thread 2024 holy shit schmiggas you made it. What will the giga cope be on the three year anniversary of the MOASS peak??

Baggies are bad people. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Sell this stock

>Jim Cramer says "you can't kill" Bitcoin: "It's here to stay."

oh oh, crypto fannies. its joever

Stupid fucking baggies. You've been warned. You dumb hateful Palestinian sympathizers will be liquidated.

Smelly baggies won't make it.

>>57161705
>>57161726
>>57161758
>>57161775
God the new thread insta seethe is euphoric every time

Stupid criminal baggies. How dare you own this garbage stock. You are rodents. Sell it now.

>>57161795
Why? No I want these retards to double and triple down with every paycheck they get. These ji-em-ee threads are pure comedy, cope and tragedy. Can't get enough of them

That baggie that sold at 17.50 was smart. I bet you wish that was you.

GameStop logo will win, troon hedgie baker will lose

Good morning sirs

I am once more asking jannies to delete the threadspliter !!StNYcNXEJ2q bake and banning him for that

I love how some idiots still think they're eventually gonna make it big with this shithole stock

If jannies don't do properly there job I will shit on smg again :)

>>57162205
oh its a seething frenchfag thread, I'm out

>>57162302
go back troon hedgies team, go bump your bake with nothing related to gamestop

I’m so fucking tired of being both single and poor at least let me be only one or the other
Where’a my black swan to initiate this?

Kenneth Griffin is on the Epstein list
>Kenneth Griffin is on the Epstein list
Kenneth Griffin is on the Epstein list
>Kenneth Griffin is on the Epstein list
Kenneth Griffin is on the Epstein list
>Kenneth Griffin is on the Epstein list
Kenneth Griffin is on the Epstein list
>Kenneth Griffin is on the Epstein list

Faggot Frenchie.

Fake nafo tranny thread got yeeted into the shadow realm
Lol, lmao even
You love to see it

>>57163909
Cope faggot, you get banned every other day to intern bake threads with bbby and smg in. Rent free here forever bitch

Did we get punk'd?

>>57161551
>still shamelessly advertising his twitter
>bbbyq
gay frenchfag

>heh I fucked with their video game store stock thread on the Mongolian throat singing forum, surely that will get them to sell

Apologies in advance for the nonsense.

There are only two days in a year where I let myself get my hopes up and usually get disappointed/depressed for a variety of dumb reasons. One of those days is Christmas where surprising my mom and sisters with the gifts I got them is the highlight helping to keep it from setting in. I got up on Saturday, used the bathroom, and was greeted by my masked mom to find out that we're going to be quarantining in our own home. My dad, the least responsible member of the family about going out since the whole lockdown madness started, had finally come back with a positive test result.

He's the source of a whole slew of family issues that's too long to get into. I do not buy gifts for him. He gets communal gifts from the rest of the immediate family. Everyone is sectioned off into their own spaces at home with my mom running everything and having to take care of him. The dental work my sisters and I have been trying to get her to get done for well over a year and some months was only recently getting good progress and that is going to have be delayed yet again.

Once the Epstein list is revealed and a ton of Wall Street demons are on it, that should have an interesting effect on the clown market. Could be the excuse they've been waiting for to throw Kenny under the bus and destroy Citadel once and for all. Bezos is probably on the list too.

>>57162131
No job bitch dedicate to trolling video game and toilet stocks, go back to bbby you fucking faggot

>>57164042
When does it get released?

>>57164056
I've heard as early as today or the 4th so expect it some time this week

>>57164042
So far, the names we know that are on the list: Clinton, trump, gates, prince andrew.

>>57164064
Bill Gates is definitely short gme since that interview where he accused investors of "gambling"

>>57164081
Donald trump is also anti-GME, and has called it a scam at multiple rallies.

>>57163981
>mfw We know the game and we're gonna play it

To put it bluntly, mom's got no teeth.

It was a long many year process (of metaphorical kicking and screaming) to get her to even see a dentist and assess the damage over the decades. A tooth falling out lit a fire but it was still a long process to get work done with multiple delays over dumb things (in addition to metaphorical kicking and screaming). On the way to getting all-on-4 dental implants, she's gotten the problem teeth removed and bone stuff examined/worked on and recently has gotten dentures. Implants to follow in the future (hopefully sooner than later).

Even when she still had teeth she'd cut down her options of stuff she'd eat because of tooth pain. A lot of the stuff we get or make for her she says tastes bad or she can't eat because of her teeth/mouth. Then I'd catch her eating Cheetos puffs later (before the teeth extractions) so I dunno. She picks and makes a vast majority of the food she eats by herself.

She's still grumpy about the dental work, but I'm hoping it'll be worth it in the end when she can actually eat more stuff again.

>>57164025
>>57164096
Kill yourself jobless intern baking faggot

>jannies deleted the real thread
>again
This goes beyond simple incompetence and has to be malicious.

>>57164196
it's all they've got, they ain't got nothin' else

Picrel
Some shills ain't bad

>>57164196
I’m told by my source that Logoniggers are at the top of a list.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

The seething tranny baker is spamming copy pastas to try to sell the idea that the GameStop logo is allowing a bot to find the threads. That’s it. That’s the big reveal. He is just gonna keep crying and saying shit like “to told you the logo was a bad idea! See what it’s letting them do!”
That’s it. That’s the big reason for this asshole literally spending all day copy and pasting old posts just so he can try to convince us this is a bad idea, get control of “his” bake” back, and stop getting his asshole gaped by the people paying him.
Pretty fucking dumb, and shows just how much logo posting blows his spot up. The bullish thing is that this is the best the other side can come up with. Pretty hilarious honestly. He thinks spamming and pretending to be a bot that is finding these threads because of the logo is going to get us to change our mind about seeing that gorgeous logo in the catalog everyday

>57164344

>57164344
>>57145295
samefag spammer

>>57164344
>>57164391
I'm out of feedbacks for the day

>>57164391
It’s so interesting that they still impersonate Aile and when they get called out still bake the French niggers bakes but pretend to not be the French nigger. Surely they do all these heavily coordinated things completely for free because they have autism and just simply want to control the bakes.

>>57164473
All this chicanery just makes me DRS more shares.

>>57164473
bot threads are like an high-frequency trading algo but for a mongolian squaredancing forum

>>57164473
They don't even know who Ken Griffin is. Shirley they have some sort of learning disability

It's 2024 my dude.

Shitposting to get out of France

>>57161785
>God the new thread insta seethe is euphoric every time
The Salt must flow :^)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0&pp=ygUORG93biBoZXJlIHNhbHQ%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KNGC44RlMqc&pp=ygUjSmFwYW5lc2UgdGVjaG5pcXVlIGZvciBmYXJtaW5nIHNhbHQ%3D

>>57164737
the being over has only just begun

It's Joeginning.

>>57165107
It is.

The endgame is upon us. The anti-fomo campaign has begun. Scare the normies because
>bobby was rugpulled and its all Rain Cones fault. He's gonna steal your Shekels too.
https://yro.slashdot.org/story/24/01/02/1647233/the-humbl
>WAGMI

Im high and clipped the link to early. >>57165303
https://yro.slashdot.org/story/24/01/02/1647233/the-humble-emoji-has-infiltrated-the-corporate-world

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>57161795
how much are you willing to spend to get it back hedgie kek

better call your loan officer

The end is nigh

>>57165457
thc id

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>57165471
I did say I was high

We're back on! Just need to file an extensive, well funded law suit! Looks like MOASS 2028 is back on the menu boys!

Wagmi. Moon soon?

>>57164042
What the absolute hell is happening. It's gotta be petty bad if it's still THIS hard. What if its what everyone has ACTUALLY been waiting fr before the whole thing collapses? Might as well ruin the economy until we get doxxed.

>Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.

>>57165740
I miss him so much.

>>57165303
>>57165318
>A class-action lawsuit with big money on the line has come to legal arguments such as this: "There is no way to establish objectively the truth or falsity of a tiny lunar cartoon," as Cohen's lawyers wrote in an attempt to get the emoji claim dismissed.
Wow, these people are so desperate to pin anything on Chobani that they're resorting to his esoteric emoji tweets. I guess the "big money" suddenly cares about funny communication methods when their entire way of life is at risk of blowing up.
>And in February, a judge allowed a lawsuit to move forward alleging that an NFT company called Dapper Labs was illegally promoting unregistered securities on Twitter, because "the 'rocket ship' emoji, 'stock chart' emoji, and 'money bags' emoji objectively mean one thing: a financial return on investment."
>Mfw emojis are being held up in court to decide the fates of billion dollar gambles
Lol. Lmao. What a to be alive.

>>57165788
>>57165303
>>57165318
CLOWN WORLD 2 RELOADED

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>62.74%

>MOASS turns out to be a white hat op by benevolent ayy lmaos
>on one hand, WAGMI and snektits may be real
>on the other, no chance of riding the Avenger around in powered suits shooting ADVENT and EXALT niggers up with your boys
REEEEEEE I'm torn

Ok so since MOASS didn’t happen in 2021, 2022, 2023 can we do a postmortem on what went wrong and what we can do to improve in 2024

>57166000

>>57165318
post image for your sketchy links

>>57166014
>slashdot
>sketchy
holy fuck I feel old

IT'S OVER!

>>57165924
Consider that if it is a white hat op by ayys, you could ride around in the Avenger with your boys AND snektits to hunt down the remnants of the hedgie resistance.

>>57166060
You and me both, anon.

WAGMI

reminder

>>57166000
Post more melons

>>57166203
>they can't meme
Why AMC: Original Recipe and AMC 2: Shambolic BBBoogaloo glowed like the fucking sun.

what was rrp today

>>57166326
>is in a frenchfag thread
>no RRP
704

>>57166326
704.864 / 78

>>57166358
down down down

>>57166321
I came here to post that twitter/X wants me to follow AMC accounts so bad when I've never interacted with popcorn whatsoever.

>>57166358
This is really bad, guys. It's down by two-thirds from the peak. I'm starting to think it's truly over this time.

>>57164344
Lets not forget dismal-jellyfish.
Whatever they were planning on doing with that trust totally blew up when he forgot to switch accounts before tweeting. Absolutely glorious fuck up by team short bus...short seller, I mean.

It's official. I have talked to every girl on campus.

After several months of degenerate cold approaching women. Going to several women clubs around campus. Trying to chat up girls every single day, even in class. Meeting women at sorority parties. Talking to grad students and professors during office hours. I have officially talked to every girl on campus. The feeling of knowing every single woman on campus is something none of you could ever experience in 1000 lifetimes.

You may know me as that one weird kid who just went up to you one day and tried to start a conversation and failed miserably. Not a single girl passes me who I do not know the name of. That one's Kate. That one's Ana. That one has two names I forget which. But it does not matter.

I have built a rock-solid foundation of communication skills from asking how the weather is to what's your favorite type of ice cream. Every girl that enters my field of vision trembles in fear. They have only level 68 communication skills WHILE I have LEVEL 69!!

After all this work, I still have yet to go on a date. But that won't stop me. Every girl on this campus had better watch out because I'm fucking leveling up. They won't be able to give me a bullshit excuse like "im busy" anymore. I've ascended to an attractive gigachad. Here I come, women.

>>57166600
>I'm starting to think it's truly over

for you

>>57166600
Oh sweet summer child...Pic Related.

https://twitter.com/SusanneTrimbath/status/1737805116680380720
I can't even get this EU domain to load.
https://esma.europa.eu/press-news/consultations/consultation-technical-advice-csdr-penalty-mechanism

>>57166803
There was actually a guy that got semi famous on the dating areas of reddit for pretty much doing this and posting his experiences about it. His username is p_yth. He gave up a couple months ago but he was in the thick of it last year it was insane

>>57166247

>>57166012
What causes them to feel so stressed about fake numbers on a screen? What even is that man's job description? Is this career even worth it with the insane levels of stress and expectations burdened on you by lead-poisoned boomers? Is he stressed because he just lost all of his bosses money? Hangover? Coke withdrawal? There's just so much going on in these photos of distraught Citadel employees.
>If only you knew how bad things really are
Yours in particular almost looks like he has 4chan open on the right side monitor kek.

Why no moass in 2023?

>>57167083
>MFW

>>57162129
Please no sir do not redeem

>>57167619
Indians are repulsive.

>>57167650
They could be in this thread RIGHT NOW

>>57166806
>Tell me about Cohen, why does he buy the stock?

>>57165600
How can you be this retarded? How can you have rights to something that doesn’t exist? Fuck ploot, I always knew this guy was gonna turn out to be a fucking shill. Even AMC niggers are smart enough to not fall for this faggot’s grift

If I die tonight in my sleep, I'm able to say I tried.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

Digits is percent chamce of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal.

>>57168666
>666%

Thanks satan

>>57168666
Ahhh, hail satan?

>>57168666
uhhh

>no more ass for baggies
>maybe if we worship satan?
>....
>profit?

How comes Ryan Cohen doesn't tweet anymore? Does he have new, better friends?

>>57161551
kek stupiddumbfuck baggots

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/gamestops-stock-falls-more-than-4-on-pace-to-extend-losing-streak-to-three-days-a5b74c56
Sers expecting the three day losing streak. Please selling.

>mfw baggots rope

Holy shit. Kek crypto baggies.

>mfw when the Epstein list hedgies ledge

KENNY IS ON THE EPSTEIN LIST

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

KEK

>>57169568
Will they ever release the list?

>>57169999
checked
it released in approx. 20,160 minutes

Can it be literally tomorrow? My comfy job just turned far less comfy since our DevOps just fucked off and I've been thrown into his role with little to no knowledge whatsoever. It would be better if I had a chance to learn something, but it's either extinguishing fires as they come or doing nothing since I have no idea how am I supposed to do the things. Shit sucks.

>>57170252
Would be nice. I could buy new shoes then

>>57170359
I desperately need a new mattress.

Hahahaah kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

Come on GME bros you can hit that 52 week low, I believe in you!

Hahahaah kek dumbfuck baggies

oh no baggies the short sneeze snoze in the wrong direction!!!!

There are no coincidences
But sometimes, the pattern is more obvious

>>57170568
Take me to $12 daddy.

So can anyone confirm that I am in fact a 2024 baggy? Thx.

>>57170779
Average crypto baggie meme

>>57170785
cope & seethe

Which is closer to the ATH?

Crypto or GME? UH OH.
1.7trillion in market cap vs 5 billion. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DO SOMETHING RYAN YOU FUCKING CRETIN STOP LOOKING THROUGH TARGET'S SEARCH FUNCTIONALITY WHILST YOUR SHAREHOLDERS ARE BEING BATTERED OVER THE HEAD BY SHORT SELLERS!!!

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>get alert about BTC -10%
>"heh... this should be good"
>check /gme/
>entire thread screeching at "cryto baggies"
>check gme
>$16

P

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T

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R

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Uh oh baggoids (me)!

>>57171215
Kek gme baggots
Crypto STILL throating them on every chart

>>57171232
kek baggies (also me)

Oh no they triggered my limit buy.

Lmao crypto baggies mad and seething

>>57171330
>"heh little did they know i actually WANTED the stock to tank... le checkmate"

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>57171366
literally me (at $11.85)

>>57171369
Look how fucking dumb you are

>>57171369
>gme baggots keeping track of shitcoins i've never heard of
tyfys

>dat chart
I saw this episode yesterday

>>57171402
>I See Pee

Damn this is gonna be a comfy year holding this stock. Hedgies on ledgies soon.

>>57171474
Shit we are going to see crypto baggies on ledgies maybe tomorrow lmao

>shitcoins I’ve never heard of
>coins are actually in his wallet

>hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Bots just mad because we figured out a way to make literal infinite money. That's why everyone is trying to shut us down. The government knows that once we figure this out, their tyrannical hold on society is over. We'll be able to buy anything we want. This is far bigger than any of you can comprehend. You know how the FED has been printing pretty much limitless money? We're going to be doing that, and we won't need the government to sign off on it.

Free healthcare? Covered. Student Loan Forgiveness? Even better: paying people to go to college instead. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Where we're going, we don't need fiat.

You all need to remember this. Us gamers know that when you keep on finding new opponents in your path, you're going the right way. This was never about the money. It's about making a statement to the evil rich elite of wallstreet and ethics in financial journalism.

When we reach the moon, you paperhands are going to be REEEing. But even you faggots can get your redemption arc if you act now, when the moment is darkest and all hope is lost. Remember when Finn was trying to run away in Last Jedi? Well like him, you have your chance to show your bravery and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. We're in this together, and you can be the hero just like all of us too if you're willing to take a stand for justice and the little guys.

Tomorrow is the fucking day bros. We're all in this together. Remember, the moment we realized that there's more of us than them is the moment we won. This is Occupy Wallstreet 2 and the rats festering in those big pretty buildings know we mean business this time.

>>57171366
I did actually. I sold 6k shares at 17.50.

The shills are as mad as I've ever seen them

>>57171595
Well they get paid in imaginary internet money that they can’t use to buy food in their 3rd world countries

>>57171529
i am wanting to buy 412 more shares to make my stack 1700, so cheaper when buying bulk is always nice

>>57171606
Like scrip in the old mining towns

Hello sers, why already four (4) years but still float no drs one (1) time?

Baggots STRUGGLING to hold $16
Where's your volume baggies? 15 by Friday

>>57171595
I love their desperation. Why do ESL assholes care about my investment so much?

oh no baggies, what are you doing??? quick, buy more nintendo shares

>>57161551
gme is beste.
still holding.
still comfy.

>>57166000
checked.
wait for sub $10 and slurp.
My plan is to wait for $0 (zero dollars) and then buy all the shares twice for $0 (zero dollars) and then go to the logistic-centers and grab all the retro hardware and games I want, since these are mine now.

>>57168666
checked.
wagwi.

>>57168666
>Woe to you, oh earth and sea
>For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
>Because he knows the time is short
>Let him who hath understanding reckon >the number of the beast
>For it is a human number
>Its number is six hundred and sixty-six

>>57170359
>>57170431
I need both

We end green.

It is written

>>57172244
Fucking checked.

Great job Reddit! At our current pace of a <0% increase per quarter, we’re going to DRS one GameStop float by 3847473838474748 AD! Hahaha that’ll show those evil hedge funds

>>57172269
jej, a higheffort sneed

RRP 680M
It has been foretold (by me)

>57172269

>>57172291
I believe you

I am so hard right now. I wish Trevor would give me a hand ;)

Where are the shills?

>>57172464
They got mad and left that they got exposed as crypto baggies

The ledge comes next hedgeniggers.

Where is everyone?

>>57172816
No shills on green days.

>>57172898
You're red though. Dumbfuck baggie

Red on the day
Red on the day
Red on the 6 month
Red on the ytd
Red on the 1 year

Kek dumbfuck financial fucking idiot failures

>>57172954
I'm green on my broker shares.

>>57172969
But what about the day?

>>57172977
green now kek

>>57172969
>dip
Are you thinking what I am thinking?

>>57173002
look at nigger

>>57173129
use a mirror

>>57173129
>*looks at you*

I solded.

Can’t wait to see what that rrp looks like today.

>>57172464
New captcha update included a click check.

>>57173359
So they were all bots?

>>57173002
>>57172975
>>57161551
>>57173403
>>57173322

Holy fucking shit kek baggies

>>57172675
>>57172675
>>57172675


An entire thread just for your dumbfucks

>>57173418
>links his own thread
>34pbtid
You’re either severally mentally ill or are actually paid to do it. If you don’t do it for free you’re employee of the month. I’m gonna tell Ken to give you a raise. I can’t imagine solving that many captchas.

>RRP went up because another party got in
Gay

Imagine compiling that much gme reddit content for free.

>>57172969
Yea AMC not lookin so good.

>>57173418
>Guys! GUYS! I made my own epic thread to dunk on baggies! Check it out!
You cry about a containment thread then do this. Its not even the first time either

>>57173536
Surely he doe it for free.

>>57173560
>>57173536
>>57173506
>>57173489
>>57173478

Cry about it desperate little red cock suckers

Ahahahahahahahaga

>>57173516
Can someone translate that

>>57173628
Classic demoralization fud/they're too powerful fud. Mixed with “we” tried but it’s over fud. While also suggesting that gme was a scam by lumping it with amc(the actual scam). I truly can’t wait till these faggots turn themselves into a fine mist.

>57173621
You're desperate to dunk on the heckin baggerinos so you can get a chance to suck on Kenny's cock in the mirror in his new Florida mansion.

>Classic demoralization fud/they're too powerful fud. Mixed with “we” tried but it’s over fud. While also suggesting that gme was a scam by lumping it with amc(the actual scam). I truly can’t wait till these faggots turn themselves into a fine mist.

>57173621
They try so hard. Why does this thread make them seethe?

guys it's the classic demoralization fud/they're too powerful fud, can't you see?

>>57173734
This is the correct take. The false accounting of selling more shares than exist is the grift and the problem is they need to settle their back-office logs somehow. The problem being they actually can't buy/locate real shares in sufficient quantity to settle the shares they have "sold". So they ideally need us to sell to clear the books.
There is no way out for them if we don't let them. DRS has already destroyed them and the fact that they forecfully doubles their leverage via a share dividend all buy sealed their fate.
The shorts are bust.

Damn he sure is upset at that take.

>This is the correct take. The false accounting of selling more shares than exist is the grift and the problem is they need to settle their back-office logs somehow. The problem being they actually can't buy/locate real shares in sufficient quantity to settle the shares they have "sold". So they ideally need us to sell to clear the books.
>There is no way out for them if we don't let them. DRS has already destroyed them and the fact that they forecfully doubles their leverage via a share dividend all buy sealed their fate.
>The shorts are bust.

>>57173789
>The shorts are bust.
The hedgies are also busting into the mouths of "tBmOlev" and "XJlwx9D".
>tbmolve
>tbm
To be molested.
>xjlwx9d
>9d
9 dicks in your ass.
The shills like to be molested with 9 dicks in their ass by hedgies.

>tBm/0lev
He's angry lol

>>57173850

>>57173864

>>57173864
It's cause he got molested

>seething

>>57173864
I'd be angry too if I was getting paid with 9 hedgie dicks in my ass to fud on a homelab enthusiast forum.
>57173873
Oh look it's the hemorrhoids enjoyer aka "cuckshill". His name is cuckshill because he gets molested by hedgies. He gets molested so bad he has hemorrhoids which also makes him very angry.

nigger i have gme

>obsessed with rape and hemorrhoids
baggies, are you okay?

>>57173908
>cringe
You fud me more than any shill ever could. Please stop. But also Tyfys. This wouldn’t be possible if not for autists like you.

You know the best part of being a shill? Every day baggies are wrong. I’d eat my own dick and put it on onlyfans when gme squizzles, but I know I’ll never have to.
Baggies will say just wait, it’s coming but you’ll say that forever. I’d bet everything I have, even my own freedom that gme is not going to squizzle. It might no go bankrupt but definitely no moass. And every day that nothing happens is just another day I’m right and baggies are wrong.

>>57173873
>this cringe again
post more slampigs

>>57173939
>shifting the goalposts
wew lad

Cuckshill uses his left hand to jerk off the hedgies in Ontario and he uses his right hand to jerk off the pajeets who serve him his shit filled bukake sandwich.
>>57173936
Based and cringepilled.

>57173939

>>57173941
you'll get more piggies when i'm bored and ready to share and not a moment sooner

>>57173957
>shifting the goalposts
>ummm bro you SAID it's going bankrupt
when? where?
most non-redditors are saying it won't squeeze, that's all nigger
the dump down to sub-20 is just gravy baby

>57173939

>57174033
Why are you wishing for this company to fail? Are you shorting it because it would be very strange to do this much work and not put your money where your keyboard fingers are.

Cuckshill the molested you spend more time on reddit than anyone else in this thread. Did you go to Dr. Red Bum Checker to get your hemorrhoids looked at yet? You left handed dick choker.

>>57174059
>Why are you wishing for this company to fail?
gamestop is and always has been gay
i don't really care what happens to some retarded company
i want redditors to fail

RC needs to go long on HKD

>57174089
>Is OBSESSED with the heckin gamestopperino
You're never going to leave these threads and that is okay because as long as you are here you will be bullied like the little faggot molested shill that you are. You ass bleeder.

>>57174089
but the people who want gamestop to fail are redditors
post a niggerdeath video right now oe you're a redditor no doubt

>>57174089
So your are shorting it? If not than your a coward. Also your best friends are literally meltdownies. The absolute worst redditors in existence. You don’t seem to hate Reddit all that much.

>>57173789
Yeah but what's stopping them from ever buying back the shares lol.

> In a swap for eternity
> Authorities say you can no longer count the DRS'd shares
> Ban Ryan Cohen from releasing a crypto dividend, by making out crypto needs to be regulated
> Purposely offer a split instead of a split via dividend
> The swap allows the obligation to be forgotten forever, with a long term loan
The hedge funds fucked up, but nothing will get done about it. Just far easier to let retail suffer by holding the bag until the get bored.

>>57174165
i have never been entertained in my life until now

>>57174165

World's oldest institution toppled (Credit Suisse). Absorbing bank also bracing to get fucked. Sure it's nothing burger and NOTHING IS HAPPENING

SELL BAGGOTS

>tfw you use both 4chan and reddit because you're addicted to information
>tfw you realize both have pros and cons
>tfw you don't subscribe to cults of personality because its a fucking message board
>tfw 4channelers will attack this post because "muh special anime board" while calling reddit cringe (true) while pretending they aren't just as cringe
>tfw most people here use reddit but will deny it to fit in
>tfw both are infested with bots and company trolls pushing products and propaganda
>mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulxv6FKeMps

I just want information but I have to sift through a gazillion retards to find it

>>57174206
Can't have said it as succinctly as this.

>>57174186
>Absorbing bank also bracing to get fucked
You have no proof of that though

>>57174307
Healthy banks don't cancel Christmas bonuses.

>>57174307
Why would you be defending the state of banks at all? What a strange thing to do here of all places.

>>57174348
great proof

>>57174348
>>57174373
>Healthy banks don't cancel Christmas bonuses.
Circumstantial evidence. That being said, bunches of banks are showing various signs of distress, UBS for sure.

>>57174165
They can only paper over the problem. Nothing about hedging the short position using total-return-swaps actually changes the price of GME in order to slow down the buy pressure.
The quantity of shares is also being pinned down via DRS.

You may have the time preference of a black man, but I can assure you these hedgies are sweating blood on a daily basis over what is happening.
They are trapped in an ILLIQUID trade and you should go read a little about Long Term Capital Management in the book "When Genius Failed" how the most successful hedge fund at the time literally boxed themselves in to a leveraged trade that was too small to handle the billions of dollars they were sloshing around.
This is the EXACT SAME scenario. These hedge cucks have too much money and need a return and no amount of cash can square the circle of them needing SHARES. They don't have the SHARES that they sold and to get them will be like trying to slam your finger into an electrical outlet. #1 it won't fit and #2 even if they do they will die.
Hence the can kicking. Hence the mispricing.
All they can do is whine and cry and seethe that we now get to take ALL of their money because they need to buy back the shares they sold.

>>57173873
dude fucking be careful. some geoguesser loon is going to find your house

>>57174494
>dude fucking be careful. some geoguesser loon is going to find your house
i'm waiting

>>57174479
It also gets a bit more expensive to continue the rehypothecation conga line every time someone DRSes. There are only so many shares left.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies mad that I am already rich and about to head to San Juan with the IBEW boys for 3 days of vacation debauchery while they keep raging that their imaginary internet money can’t buy them ramen and clean water

>>57174479
>>57174641
>Mfw I've been holding off DRS and accumulating as many shares as I can before I mass-DRS and fuck Fidelity's ass raw
Oh yes, there will be blood.

>>57174641

They are bleeding to death. Retail can stay retarded longer than they can stay solvent. lmao

Imagine doing all kinds of fraud to be the top of the food chain in capitalism feeling invincible only to be toppled by bunch of retards on internet and some youtuber.

>Multiple big time hedgies are found to be on the Epstein list
>Market tanks as the entirety of Wall Street takes to the ledge

>Ryan Cohen is on the list

Excuse me what the fuck

>>57174749
what list. GME ownership?

>>57174659

January 2025 SQQQ calls tomorrow on top of my 1,800 stack?s4sorr

>57174749
*Steve Cohen is on the list

>>57174705
Thats the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. Absolute fucking retard

>>57174794
This is the list of the top 10

1. Bill Clinton
2. Bill Gates
3. Joe Biden
4. Chuck Schumer
5. Bill DeBlasoo
6. Michael Bloomberg
7. Kenneth Griffin
8. Barack Hussein Obama
9. Warren Buffet
10. Jimmy Carter

dear boomer stock investors,

gme is an unwinnable battle. you can't win when your opponent has literal buttons they can press to stop you lmao

When will the hedgies get rekt?

When will the DRS number change?

>>57174847
Think Larry Fink is on it? Or did they redact him.

>>57174842
Sneed.

>price keeps hovering around $16.66
Hedgies sure do love their funny numbers :^)

>>57174958
Ken Griffin sold too many synthetic souls to the devil

is fidelity acting sketchy for anyone else?

>>57174787
That meme works better with just the first image/line.
>that's a nice asset you've got there

>>57174921
Of course he's on there. Raping and eating children is 100% a requirement of being a financial elite.
Just like being in the federal government means you're a fag.

>>57174958
Imagine the funny memes when it's trading at $4.20

>>57174976

>57175005

>>57174893
I hate you fucking zoomer retards

just buy the stock

>>57175197
lel $gme bag holders in their echo chamber can't comprehend they're going to get left behind. get on twitter so you can stay informed of what's ACTUALLY going on

spx6900 the new gme. them crackers gonna keep kicking the can or eventually just restructure the rules to fuck yall again

do crypto tradfi protest with spx6900.com

>>57175268
They can't just change the rules without basically admitting the market is such a ponzi scheme that it can only work if market makers are allowed to sell you hot air.
At this point it is only good to own physical metals. If they renege on GME then it's game over and our porftolios are nothing more than arcade-tickets to pump demand in the economy.

>>57175264
>>57175268
>shilling another pump and dump at the same time with le funny meme number
Rerunning this episode for liquidity again

Green in a sea of red

>>57175299
actually they CAN do whatever the fuck they want. that's why gamestop and meme stocks are an inherently flawed strategy

>>57175264
please stfu and just buy my bags im fucking drowning

>>57173789
>selling more shares than exist is the grift
No, the grift was tricking a bunch of people who’d never invested before this was true to pump bags. Course it’s over now, it’s just a failed businessman trying to copy Musk, and failing.

>>57169999
Farquad

>>57175343
Wrong. They can merely hide the existing exposure.
However total return swaps are unable to deal with the fact that the asset they are hedging is still mispriced and you can buy to your hearts content and they can never allow the price to rise. There is no getting around this fact.
>>57175351
Wrong. The DTCC and the DRS campaigns basically prove that supply/demand do not apply to GME. This is because there is a systemic naked short position. The MOASS thesis is correct and all they can do is kick the can but they can NEVER price retail out because they are ALREADY long and that only makes the shorts lose money on their total return swaps.
CHECKMATE.

>>57170359
I need new shoes as well, and socks.

It's tomorrow.
17

>>57175387
>the drs campaign proves
It proves that you hold about a quarter of the stock and have tapped out there. Anything else is pure cope, if anything it proves there are no naked shares. Didn’t you own the float 1000 times over? Yet you’ve stalled for a year. It’s not an insignificant number. If you were genuine activist investors you could achieve real change. It’s a shame the main tenants of that “campaign” are delusion and unwavering agreement with whatever the C-Suite tells you is best for them

>>57175317
you say that because you are completely out of the loop of what's going on with crypto because you're a redditor
>>57175348
ok boomer.
>>>/wsg/5401968

>>57175620
>you're le redditer
>shilling bagcoin on GME thread
>"its the future guys, you're not in the loop"
We've all been around enough to see an inorganic pump and dump, son

>>57175659
actually now ur making me like these guys

shut the fuck you seem gay as fuck

>>57175659
honestly i feel it. because the only thing you see in your /biz/ echo chamber is pregnantbutt, dog with bat, link etc. i used to be like you. then i stopped being a fag

>>57175559
Short squeezes happen with less. You are downplaying that retail has 25% of a publicly traded company locked up AND the price goes down?

BAAAAHAHAHAHA. We literally won.

>>57175695
>>57175717
>Please bro it's a good shitcoin bro it has 69 in it bro you're a faggot for not believing me bro please stop calling us a pump and dump bro you're in an echo chamber bro I'm not mad you're mad bro
that's gonna be a kek from me lads

>>57172244
>>57172244
>>57172244
>>57172244
>>57172244
checked and as predicted!

>>57175659
>2024
>investing in boomer stocks

>>57175761
It's also ignoring how Internet Engagement Power Law means even if the 25% number is accurate that retail holds anywhere from 250% to 2500% in broker accounts.

>>57175993
>2024
>shilling shitcoins

ehem...anyway

How do I even buy this shit

>>57176037
most based poster here

>>57174893
>>57175264
>>57175343
>>57175620
>>57175993

>>57176038
IBKR ----> then transer to computershare in your own name so the shares are yours and can't be lent.
>>57176052
thank you anon. happy new year.

>>57174893
QRD on $SPX? I'm willing to purchase up to $5.99 worth.

>>57176164
If you DRS your shares do not enable dividend reinvestment or keep fractionals

Comf threaded kiddos
>>57176185
>>57176185

>57166000
>57176197
gay spammer

>>57176197
Thanks for baking. Fuck the tripfag meltdown baker

>57176204
>Ok so since MOASS didn’t happen in 2021, 2022, 2023 can we do a postmortem on what went wrong and what we can do to improve in 2024
dumbass

>>57176189
An advanced blockchain cryptography token with limitless possibilities and scientific utilization. Imagine the power of the whole entire stock market put inside little tiny crypto coins. With the help of the greatest minds in mathematics and research, this power is now on the Ethereum blockchain science technologies for the first time in the history of finance.

>>57143910
>>57145107
>>57145056
>>57145078
samefag spammer

>>57176253
>limitless possibilities
>imagine
>the greatest minds in mathematics and research
>First time in the history of finance
You explain absolutely nothing with buzzwords. Do people actually fall for this garbage? Give a detailed explanation with your sales pitch or fuck off

>>57176253
Where do I buy? Binance?

>>57175341
-1.74% today dumbfuck baggie
Red every day

>>57176317
We don't care, we're all buying $SPX now.

>>57176038
>>57176300
There is no reason to buy. In fact its the opposite. At this stage in the game its far too late to buy in. If you're new to GME the optimal play is to short the fuck out of it. Many rich billionaires like Tricia Rothschild, Steve Cohen, and Jeff Yass are only so successful primarily because of shorting GME. The entire global media establisment is on their side so you know for a fact that they are the good guys. Since they are the heroes in the story you should follow in their footsteps and do what the winners have been doing. You should continuously short the stock beyond your means because it's a literal guaranteed victory. You don't even have to close them if gamestop goes bankrupt! Thats infinite tax free gains! What are you waiting for? The subreddit that will finally make you rich is r/GME_meltdown. This is financial advice.

>>57176248
I’m a simple man all I want is the burned tripfag identity gone. These faggots aren’t going anywhere until it’s over but it would be nice to force them to try a little harder

>>57176197
Fake frenchfaggot thread
Baked a comfy legit thread with correct op
>>57176272

>>57176331
Wrong image but Sneed hedgecucks regardless

>57176337
samefag spammer
>>57176286
>>57145408
>>57145379

>>57176337
>no current RRP
>no BBBY keyword
Only slightly homosexual

>>57176326
>>57176326
>>57176326
Threaded.

>>57176300
go to the website. use a decentralized exchange like uniswap and trade eth for $SPX. this is how shiba inu buyers got in early and rich before it got listed on binance