/biz/ - Business & Finance

No one knows who I am.

>>57164297
When the

everyone knows who i am

>Chinese stocks.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43
>I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

I'm liking this depression when it comes to China.

what is the best way to invest in cocks?

TSN?
PLNT?
DKS?

>>57164385
Trough*

>>57164385
The ooooooooverlayer returns, ready to get heemed bobo?

>>57164385
That looks like my Alibaba stock...

>>57164429
I should stop seeking comfort and embrace more suffering.

>>57164297
world war Z is a fun movie

>>57164439
>Anger
>Who shorted the market?!
>We will kill them.

Reminder that European governments are shilling for Biden because they want more free handouts. We (the United States) make cushy European welfare states possible by providing for, and thus subsidizing, their national defense at our own expense, to the point where it's bankrupting our country. European countries spend only a fraction of what we do on their military, and yet they expect us to protect them free of charge. European governments need Biden to be reelected so that he will keep sending troops and financial aid to Europe. Call your congressman and tell them to investigate European election interference on behalf of Joe Biden, and to sanction European governments accordingly for the direct threat that they pose to US democracy.

>>57164402
PPC
CALM (Though they might only handle eggs/hens)
GRND?

We're one day in and S&P is already red on the year

>>57164495
Fuck europoors

>>57164485
>Why did Xi allow this?

>>57164297
I'm pretty sure OP is delusional and homosexual.

>>57164297
BETS
BETS
BETS
If it goes to 1 dollar we can all become millionaires

>>57164560

My favorite meme so far this year is "Good buy or Goodbye?" Lol

>>57164560
She was hoping I would get killed.

>>57164589
What am I looking at here?

>>57164597
what?

>>57164579

just buy VTSAX and sit on it for 20 years
it's that easy lmao

Ok... update on my Hello Fresh ($HELFY) misery... Fuck this company
So this morning I got an email saying my first package would be here today, even though they also canceled my subscription after swallowing $300 in gift cards. So I'm like, "Ok, I'll wait for the package so I have something positive to say when dealing with customer support about the other issues." The email had a tracking code, but no carrier info... so I didn't know where to paste it in. Googling the code didn't return anything. Later in the day, I check my account and it just says "Delivered". No other info. Odd. I look at my front door, no package. Not by the mailbox either. I walk around the building and check other places that carrier sometimes leave packages. Nothing. Maybe it was stolen... maybe it never existed... idk... but now I've got THREE problems with HELFY to deal with. I do not understand how this company is still operating. Are they being secretly propped up by the German government or something as some kind of clandestine op to piss of Americans? I've never had a more absurd experience dealing with any company. Not even health insurance. I guess this is why their stock chart looks like this... it should definitely be worse. If this were an American company, it would have been allowed to go bankrupt by now.
NEVER BUY FROM EUROPEAN COMPANIES
NEVER INVEST IN EUROPE

>>57164644
>sit on it for 20 years

>>57164656
this is unfortunately the correct attitude but I can't stay out of England

>>57164656
This story reminds me of my experience with sparkassen-finanzgruppe, basically everything that can go wrong did go wrong...

>>57164672
>I can't stay out of England
Ok I'm going to need your best bong tickers here.

>>57164672
England isn't part of "Europe" anymore, so at least they've got that going for them
But the UK should unironically just give up and become an US territory like Guam, so we can put more airbases there.

>>57164630

>>57164297
the ones that survived ghostriding that plane remained deaf for life haven't they?

>>57164684
I don't know...
DEO
AZN
NWG
LYG
BTI
RYCEY (vomits profusely)
That's all I got.

Just a friendly reminder that the VIX basis trade will unwind this year. Dont say you werent warned.

I bought at close…

>>57164729
The banks get in lots of trouble frequently which also makes them cool swings occasionally. Probably just a me thing though.

>futures

This is insanely bullish, they should execute him on live TV and send the HSI to 30K

>>57164729
DEO and BTI seem fine as an investment, I guess you're trading the rest. This information is of no use to me I was hoping for some undervalued Bong stocks I was unaware about, I am dissapointed...

>>57164766
It looks like they aren't shooting the regulator, but the messenger instead

>>57164786
>Feng Shixin was removed last week from his position as head of the publishing unit of the Communist Party's Publicity Department, the sources said. The department oversees the National Press and Publication Administration (NPPA) which in turn regulates China's vast video games sector.

Buy $llap

>>57164597
>>57164624
?

>>57164807
I would have never come to the conclusion vidya would have been regulated by the press and publication administration, nor read the article to have found out.

>>57164297
The Hollywood and auto strikes were in the news cycle last year. 5 seconds of searching for contracts up for renewal:
https://www.labornotes.org/2023/12/big-contract-battles-ahead-unions-2024

Is there something we can play this year? And how? One way I can see in hindsight is going long businesses in the same sector that aren't unionised.

>Futures
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>futures

I am going to go to the bar to forget today. My local pub has $2 pints on tuesdays.
May tomorrow be a greener day anons.

Uhhh TESLA SISTERS?!?!?!?!?

>>57165094
>Chinese company cooks the books
Many such cases

>>57164656
UPDATE: the Hello Fresh package DID get here just now... just as I'm about finished making my dinner (tendies + fries)
WHAT THE FUCK they said it was delivered 8 hours ago
Also... NOW I know how this company stays in business. Look at this size of this chicken which is supposed to be dinner for TWO people. LOL lmao even. This is at best 1/2 a lunch for me, and I'm not even a big guy.
Their profit margins must be incredible
Maybe I should be buying HELFY...
Also I'm pretty sure my life is a joke now lol

https://archive.is/BRCeF
>“Soldiers win battles. When it comes to giving birth to second or third children and implementing the national fertility policy, we are also taking the lead and charging to the front,” Zeng Jian, a top obstetrician-gynecologist at a military hospital in Tianjin, told state media in 2022.
>In August, residents of the western city of Xi’an said they received an automated greeting from a government number during the Qixi Festival, the Chinese equivalent of Valentine’s Day: “Wishing you sweet love and marriage at an appropriate age. Let’s extend the Chinese bloodline.”
What are the financial implications of this?

>>57165118
I guess it could be a good investment after all...

>>57165131
The only way to fix this (especially with their insane gender imbalance) is pull women out of the labor force. Otherwise the lay flat thing is probably going to continue.

>>57164656
>>57165118
Someone explain to me why being locked into having a small selection of repetitive meal kits or ready meals (factor) delivered to me at fixed intervals from a single supplier that sponsors schizo youtube channels is better than buying a greater variety of ingredients and ready meals from a choice of different grocery stores at a time and quantity of my choosing, and I can still get it delivered to my door.

What am I missing? Are there weird countries out there that only have one local store? Or a country where stores don't have cheaper own brand copies of everything? Or a country that financially matters that doesn't have home delivery since covid?

>>57165196
Yeah good luck with that when you basically need 2 incomes now to sustain a family, much like the US

>ignore futures because I know tomorrow will be green
>how do I know?
>it came to me in a dream

>>57165199
>What am I missing?
They offer "organic" healthy meals delivered to your door. I think that's the catch.

>>57165118
>Also I'm pretty sure my life is a joke now lol
Feels good, man.

>>57165205
It would probably have a pretty hard deflationary effect so COL wouldn't be the issue, production contracting (plus there would probably also be protests) are going to keep them from doing it.

What the FUCK happened to COIN?! This is extremely rude.

>>57165234
You were supposed to take profit in December.

>bored, nothing on tv
>see avengers movie, whatever, lets see what all the hype is about
>AI meme introduced as some god
>2015
>Think about when Disney bought all that IP and the Fox stuff
>literally a meme play ahead of time, fueled by COVID captive audience

Is Disney just a useful idiot propaganda machine now? Pre COVID I knew normies with Robin Hood accounts that traded on their phones at work, I'm sure that exploded during the last six years. What's the next onions trade?

>>57165199
It's for idiots who enjoy the "experience" of cooking new things. They enjoy it so much they're willing to pay money to have it forced upon them. Apparently there's tons of those "idiots" (women) out there, because HELFY is still in business. It's not a coincidence that the one who had the idea to get me HELFY gift cards for Christmas was my sister (because she enjoys it so much). I personally do not enjoy cooking at all. It's something I do because it's necessary to eat, and I mostly cook stuff that requires almost zero effort.
I will say... the packaging that the ingredients came in was colorful and pretty. If you like bright colors and glossy marketing materials, than a HELFY subscription may be for you (aka you're an idiot). Substantively though... the ingredients are tiny and don't look like high quality.
Are there enough idiots out there to push HELFY's stock price up? idk man... idk...

What the hell happened to stocks today? Apple really fucking up that badly? My AMZN stocks got fucked too!

>>57165118
I've seen chicken tenders at Raising Cane's that look bigger than that sorry ass lump lmao

>>57164867
Chyna is a strange place

>>57165226
Yeah I know, fuck it I'm getting drunk

Rate cuts when

>>57165306
There's no way it's more women than "tech bros."

>>57165306
>(aka you're an idiot)
rude, couldve left that part out.

>>57165118
I really dislike the american nutrition facts.

>serving size
>serving size per container
>NET WEIGHT instead of just the fuckin weight.
>Calories according to serving which isn't preparated for you, but you'd have to weigh it anyways to get the correct serving size
It's completely bonkers
>No %daily value for protein
kek

Why is BTC up 7% this week while stocks lag?

>>57165306
This is shocking to me, because I enjoy cooking new things and under no circumstance would I ever actually use HELFY. It's almost obvious to me that if you want to cook new things, you pick out at least the ingredients yourself...

>>57165118
>Servings per Container: 5

>>57165420
>>No %daily value for protein
>kek
youre an idiot.

>>57165420
>>57165118
This how it is done:
You see what 100g is, basic metric. You see what 150gr is, what would be serving size.

Everything side by side, no fat or thinner letters. Just perfect way to compare.

To serve the perfect serving size you'd have to weigh the food anyways if it isn't prepackaged perfectly like with the chicken cutlet.

>>57165452
You should at least consume a certain minimum of protein, you KETOLARD.

>>57165450
4 oz serving size, 10 oz per container. That's 5 servings. Go back to arithmetic school buddy.

>>57165118
WTF 5 servings from that little thing?. Hope you didn't pay out the ass for that.

>>57165519
If you've been following my story dealing with HELFY, my family bought me gift cards for Christmas because they thought I was a pathetic loser (true) incapable of feeding himself (not true).

byd beat tesla.
china super power century of millenia is here now.

>>57165574
China will probably enjoy a brief period where they produce some of the more integrated manufactured goods that the US did like semiconductors and cars but it's not going to last very long unless there's an extreme social regime change.

>>57165589
>but it's not going to last very long unless there's an extreme social regime change.
sounds like usa already had a huge social change in the last decade already though. brown and black population grew at least 20%.same as the entire west. and all the illegal immigration.

>>57165599
Yes the US will go through its own transition.

>>57165420
>>57165450
>>57165472
>Servings per Container: 5
Where there two vacuum packs? I can't see this working any other way. Injecting your own water or coating it in breadcrumbs will only get you so far.

Can you share more photos? What is the dish? Are there instructions?

>>57165589
the century thousand sun of china empress prosperity great wall empire is here. Kneel.

>>57165612
TRANSition

>>57165620
fr. on nye in nyc, literally 1 second after the BALL drop, they showed a gay couple kissing.

>>57165454
>ballaststuff
are you secretly a ship or something

Are ITM options safer than OTM? Seems like it, right?

>>57165618
If things continue as they are that will come 50 or so years later, not now.
I don't think things will stay the same (or at least I really hope not.) I hope both countries will improve and it looks to me like the US is going to hit some kind of social inflection point. Maybe China will too but I haven't been following it as closely.

Hey chinks, stop dumping already do you faggots not understand how bullish your government is being right now?

>>57165616
That was the only chicken packet. Yeah, I don't understand those numbers... they don't add (or multiply) up. The other packet of meat was ground beef for the 2nd meal (also small). There was also some tiny-ass potatoes and greens. The rest was sauces and bread crumbs.

>>57165681
>Maybe China will too but I haven't been following it as closely.
you cant, cause western media doesnt even bothering reporting anything pro china. things between other countries do happen that dont involve the west. if you look at the global leaders summit and conferences, everyone world leader bows and wants to meet xi. Xi is the star. if thats not enough to show you which country is in charge, then idk what to tell u.

>>57165681
>t looks to me like the US is going to hit some kind of social inflection point
already did. no strong country has 435 cars burned on NYE like France. or daily mass shootings. if usa population is 20% black, its already not competitive to china already.

>>57165658
Hmm, in english it is fibre, right? Yeah, germans have their own completely different word for those things. Maybe because it can't be digested it's like "weight" without purpose, at least nutrionally-caloric.

I'm thinking of buying a hyundai.

>>57165675
yeah

>>57165744
Hyundai iq5 unironically looks kino. Do they even sell them in burgerland?

>Get home from work
>Forgot to bring laptop back with me
>Ask wife if I can borrow her PC since my desktop is at repairs
>She said yes
>Get on PC
>Seems she left some weird folder open
>Curiously peek

>Has a shitload of hentai, videos, gifs, drawings, stories etc. about vore
>Pic and videos show woman eating up cars, buildings, planets, etc. and a lot of eating/digesting crowds of people too
>Also many are about wife/girlfriend swallowing up boyfriend/husband up whole and digesting, weight gain on her tits and ass afterward

Uuuuummm bros, is this bearish for my relationship? What do I do? I'm scared that I will sleep one night and wake up inside of her stomach growling loudly...

Anyway will this week be a total bloodbath? Mag 7 are looking really sus with that dump today.

>>57165700
I'm not sure if that's why, a lot of them were doing that with the Ukrainian president for a while.

I do think most of the Western media (especially anything in English) is way harsher on China than it should be. It's also a very opaque country, like a light version of NK. it's just really hard to tell for sure what's actually going on over there.

Western countries have at least moderately reliable data (both from governments and third parties) so they're a lot easier to follow without the editorial. China really doesn't.

>>57165681
usa population is for sure 20 percent black, 20 percent brown, 10 percent muzzle, 10 other subhuman and 10% east asians and 30% white. How is that human capital good enough to compete with china when china is already on par with usa?

>>57165752
Welp, should've thought of that sooner kek. Only sucks that I pay near 4 figure sums to learn these things

>>57165454
Euros are obsessed with 10s.
Is it because you need to count things on your fingers to do math?
Can your tiny brains not handle other numbers?

>>57165758
>were doing that with the Ukrainian president for a while.
yes as photo ops and you can tell they were patronizing Zelensky. when i saw the world leaders meeting xi, they werent patronizing him, they recognized him as the boss.
>>57165758
>Western media (especially anything in English) is way harsher on China than it should be.
its not harsh on china.
>>57165758
>it's just really hard to tell for sure what's actually going on over there.
not really. maybe reading middle eastern news or chinese news.

>>57165710
The blacks are really more of a symptom of foreign leaders overwhelming the native population. If it weren't blacks it would be taxes or military conscription, blacks were just the easy tool because of the history of the US. The question is while the population of the US continue to march forward or will it finally be broken.

>>57165773
>yes as photo ops and you can tell they were patronizing Zelensky. when i saw the world leaders meeting xi, they werent patronizing him, they recognized him as the bos
This is your brain on BRICS

>>57165758
>Western media (especially anything in English) is way harsher on China than it should be.
i just see it as a form of coping. lol. its hilarious seeing the previous world powers literally cope on tv about chinese tariff and subsidies because the west cant compete anymore yet china put up with what the west did and didnt say shit. lol.

>>57165794
>i just see it as a form of coping.
The boomers do a lot of that and it's extremely annoying. Keep in mind though the exact same thing happened with Japan.

>>57165789
it really isnt. look at yellen meeting xi, bowing like a huge bitch mulitple times.
This is YOUR brain stuck in the past. lol.
the world is moving past usa, and all the summits showed that. your leader is wandering all over the conference and Xi talked to trudea like a little boy. and Biden stumbled over to Xi during a meeting like an idiot. yeah. im thinking China is number 1 now.

>>57165756
Sleep with one eye open

>>57165810
>Xi talked to trudea like a little boy.
Everyone does. The Canadian legislature itself does.

>>57165770
What 10s? No, we love logic and consistency.

>>57165808
>The boomers do a lot of that
its not the boomers, its like the lack is not self awareness. like chinese vehicles are as good as euro ones now and selling more and better, and now eu is complaining. either way, the chinese millenia is here, it just sucks to see the west collapse onto itself and with so many denialists.

>littering is a capital crime

>>57165770
It's because they are faggots

>>57165810
China is the original AI

>>57165831
I don't think it works that way.
Japanese cars have been the best (by a fantastic margin) for quite a while and no one would call the past 30 years "the Japanese decades."

>>57165789
it isnt my brain on brics. its viewing body language and seeing the power dynamic. the other example from the other anon aboult world leaders meeting Zelesky had no power dynamic, merely a photo op. Try not thinking from your american POV. you are the leader of a country, non western, or even western, and you get to shake hands with Xi, you really think your leaders dont know who the boss is? lol.

>>57165789
>>57165810
and im not sure how Xi thinks about that Gavin dude giving Xi a basketball jersey. i myself thought that was a little crass and uncultured. but Xi is too world leaderish to make a scene. the entire american politics thing is a farce. That nikkey Haley bittch lmfao, and that civil war question, why is the USA centered around blacks? lmfao.

>>57165811
guess I will sleep on the couch then kek

Who let out the glorious xi™ chatbot out

Was it you, BABAanon? Trying to bump your stock before selling?

>>57165852
just another example of americans not being able to compete. you can keep nit picking lol. but the top 10 banks in the word, i think 6 are chinese? like china is dominating everything.

>>57165871
I think most people paying attention recognize that places like the US and Canada aren't real countries but that doesn't mean China is necessarily in better shape. You do have better national cohesion and because of that you could probably win a smaller expansionary land war but economically and demographically you're looking at some serious problems.

>>57165852
china is making cheap reliable cars, its making all cars now. from cheap affording like the japanese cars to luxury vehicles. everything in a persons home in the west is made in china.

>>57165900
Banks are a stupid thing to brag about. All banks are just franchises of the Federal Reserve which is in the US.

It's odd you would bring that one up since there are things you could legitimately brag about.

>>57165914
That doesn't imply the country will prosper. Japan went through a similar transition as did the US.
Mexico, Poland, and the Philippians are probably the countries that will improve the most in the coming few years.

>>57165910
>but economically and demographically you're looking at some serious problems.
as woulld the whole world if a hot war or more conflict broke out between west and east. its better for the west to accept china as a fact than as a competitor. as 4chan says, chinese are just bugs, so they jsut work and work and never complained for the last decades, now china is on par with west and the west showed how onions and complaining they are. on national tv too lol.

>>57165756
hot

>>57165922
the signs of usa being a joke is every where. none of the muslism in the west think the west is a super power. none of the browns think that. none of the blacks like the west. lol. the american olympic team is all blacks. like youre speaking of USA as an entity, i speak of china as a country.

>>57165934
Realistically China is another colony of the empire run by the federal reserve IMO. Right now your biggest competitor is probably Mexico.

>>57165932
>Mexico, Poland, and the Philippians
with their national iq? doubt. poland is getting dragged into eu and western drama too.

>>57165874
vore stuff isn't a kink, but a perversion. For me this might actually be relationshipchanging if I ever got to know my wife/gf had those fantasies/thoughts.

>>57165949
Yeah. The bank isn't the US though.

>>57165955
Mexico is definitely debatable but they're taking all the "just glue things together" manufacturing you used to do. Poland and the Philippians are very competitive for the other stuff.

>>57165951
>Right now your biggest competitor is probably Mexico.
china isnt gonna view mexico as a competitor. "competiton" is american way of thinking. the world is happening without the usa, usa can choose to be part of it, or conflict WILL happen. but we all know that. many things are happening with china and other countries without usa. even europe kinda wants to break away from usa. its clear usa is sinking.

>>57165972
There won't be conflict with the US. There's no national cohesion here to rally people with.
China could march over North America if they wanted to but they won't because that would be unproductive.

>>57165968
>"just glue things together" manufacturing you used to do
mexican quality is really bad. barely anything i have is made in mexico and the times they were, it was actually bad quality. i assume that low iq doesnt work

>>57165972
>china isnt gonna view mexico as a competitor. "competiton" is american way of thinking.
yeah i should repeat this, this "compeition" thing is american thinking. Chinese, china news, state news, local news, never talk like this. its just another country. china seems to care about optics with its long history.

>>57165958
Would you breakup or divorce? I've been with her for 5 years, 2 married so I don't know, she's mega cute and curvy, white blonde but does have a muffintop potbelly... So I'm confused what to do now.

>>57165984
China was like that too a few decades ago. Japan was like that half a century ago.

>>57165983
>There's no national cohesion here to rally people with.
right now, im watching what usa is gonna do in the red sea. cause usa does have to back israel up.

>>57165998
>Japan was like that half a century ago.
japan made quality. china made cheap at first, then year after year, it was cheap stuff then it was either cheap stuff or good stuff. but mexican stuff is reallly rare and the times i did buy mexican stuff, it was legit bad quality. that iq difference and work ethnic makes a huge difference in a country.

>>57166003
>cause usa does have to back israel up.
We have to give the impression we will but when push comes to shove nothing will happen there.
The animal is dead.

Why is ZIM mooning? Also
>60% dividend
Man I'm gonna keep this one

>>57166011
Japan definitely made cheap crap first before the quality improved. Same with the US. Every country goes through this as they industrialize.

It's difficult to imagine Mexico doing that, I don't think they have it in them.

>>57166015
so what are the houthis and hamas gonna do? those people are a warring people.

>>57164853
Love my LLAP bros full homo

>>57166035
That sounds like a problem for Israel and Europe to figure out.

>US debt over $34 trillion, will likely hit $35 trillion in a month, interest will be over $2 trillion

Bros we aiming for that hyperinflation speedrun at world record pace?

>>57165744
Type the name of the model you want + reddit in to search engine and reach the board dedicated to it. This is the only scenario I will ever recommend plebbit for anything. What you're looking for is average post topic. Good cars mostly have posts about modifications people have made, pictures, general enjoyment of the vehicle with minimal maintenance talk unless the model is many years old. What you don't want to see is half the board filled with gripes about inexplicable problems. Especially you don't want to see people talking about taking car in for warranty work on major drivetrain components like transmission or turbo (if it has a turbo).

Ever since I went down the DTCC rabbit hole, I decided that I could never trust the stock market. Even a pragmatic me would only trust it 5%.

Canada bros, what should I go all in on tomorrow?

>>57166049
just increase taxes on everyone and return it back on corporations. voila

:(

>>57165996
>muffintop potbelly...
ask her where she got that from

>>57166021
Volume been swelling up for a month. Was bound to break upward sooner or later. Wouldn't hold onto it however.

>>57166049
This is a little counterintuitive because of all the talking head spam but debt increases demand for money which leads to deflation.

In theory we could do what Brazil did and get rid of it using yield curve control but that would be an extremely stupid thing to do. The president and senet picks the fed chair but the fed is probably going to avoid that out of the natural drive for self preservation so I don't think even the "late stage democracy" effect will be enough to push it over the edge.

>>57165094
BUDDY CHECK BYDDY COMPUTER

>>57164385
I think I have seen this chart more times than I have seen trannies posted on this board.

PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS IMAGE YOU BRAINLET.

>>57165658
kek

>>57166068
Never trust anyone, not even yourself.
I figure the best investment is one that helps you be more self sufficient. Such as a tool, land, knowledge etc.
Everything else can be taken when things go south. And it will not be lawless enough that your guns make you king of the hill. The government will not go away, the Fed will not go away, DTCC is set up specifically for this
Gold nerds don't understand this.

>>57165760
This kills the Peter Zeihan.

Don't forget that a disproportionate percentage of the Whites are rapidly dying off Boomers.

sold my CLF puts today. I have a tooth infection on one of my molars and I cant see the dentist untill friday. I am in terrible pain right now.

>>57166194
forgot positions

>>57166179
Yeah the US is about to learn how peoples aren't fungible and you can't paper over demographic problems with immigration. It's funny, one of the last times Rome got sacked was when they couldn't pay Spanish soldiers because they had spent too much. We might repeat exactly that.

>>57166137
No, I like the whole family of charts.

>>57166046
Full Homo <3

>>57164385
>>57166154
Mumu hates these charts because we have definitely returned to normal this time.
Anti-"commie" posters hate it because China definitely hasn't capitulated and will continue going down forever.
Now we wait to see which of these parties >>57166137 belongs to.

>>57165695
>>57165897
Hey, you guys want to hear a joke?
>The Chinese stock market.

You want to hear another? How can you tell the Chinese stock market's going to have a red day?
>It opens.

>>57166235
>China definitely hasn't capitulated and will continue going down forever.
This applies to crypto last year as well as BABA to this very moment.

>>57166240
In their defense that's pretty much every country. The US is kind of weird. I've heard a few theories:
1) is that we monetized our stock market durring the 70s.
2) is that it's because almost everyone in the US uses it for retirement.
3) is the typical exceptionalism thing but I don't think that's it.

Just checked my portfolio.

Wait you are all not paying your students loans back right...? RIGHT?!

I made 12% on my qqq puts today

>>57166254
It's because you can run a reasonable economy with a smattering of banks, utilities, small industries, resource companies, whatever. Open any random country's ETF and look at its top holdings; 9/10 of them are that shit. Problem is those all have very little chance for innovation or non-population-based growth.

However in addition to being generically pro-business, the US has techshit: an ecosystem of autists, venture capitalists, illegals, and H-1Bs that fund the growth of Microsoft, Amazon, Tesla, NVIDIA, DoorDash, all that innovative shit. That's where you get an economy that meaningfully does and earns more than it did last year.

Stock market frens....
I have been drinking a bit tonight

>>57166271
Is that why SOFI is down 3% today? And another 3% after hours? Did one of you fucks skip a payment?!?

>>57166292
cannabis is an innovated commodity/tech hub, The gadgets the stoners come up with to smoke is pretty insane, With COGS on the vape products being a few dollars and selling them for $50+. And the people are so high they buy them

>>57166307
>Imagine paying back a college loan; when the government is going to use that as a way to buy back the population.

>>57166238
Verification not required.

>>57166309
Yeah, fuck it that counts.

But who's going to claim 80% of the $10b supervape market? Some Silicon Valley startup that gets high with a VC and pays 15% corpo taxes to hyperscale? Or some dude weed country that "should" innovate it instead like the Netherlands or Canada, but which charges 80% taxes and makes it a pain in the dick to start a company?

>>57166316
>Imagine being dumb enough to borrow for college

>>57166309
cannabis is also a hemp commodity; which requires agricultural machinery. Plus the need to process the harvested hemp into flax/bast/fibers is going to require more machinery. the consumers will use the matierals to make their: nutritional meals/composting sites/animal bedding/cement making/industrial grade rope

It’s silly how much brainpower (or perhaps lack of) that people use to conceptualize some sort of China-Taiwan event. The ROC has a lot more levers to pull if they need to defend themselves than Ukraine or even Israel have on top of US support. Invest in defense companies and call it a day.

>>57166332
market is in phase 2; big fish eating little fish: causing overbloat; allowing small business who were fundementally sound to purchase off assets to scale from over bloated companies
>CURLF
>TCNNF
I see companies manufacturing edibles/oils for pennies on the dollar. The machinery, land, and equirpment is the barrier to entry. I would like to process hemp farms to get the flax; Then once the flax has been processed once more for consumptino, rebrand and sell the seeds for a healthy profit. using drop shipping and social media advertising. Yes, it is a pain in the dick; but once established, the taxes wheels will fall off and the government will be forced to remove that IRS bullshit on cannabis firms. Hemp gets the irs tax relief cause of the farm bill Trump signed.

>>57166342
>If you are homeless why don't you just buy a house?

>>57166389
I will never voluntarily give money to the military industrial complex.

>>57166399
Community college is cheap enough to pay for while working and if you have decent grades four year college is free.
No it's not remotely the same thing. There is absolutely no reason to have any significant student loans other than literally just being dumb.

>>57166316
>implying they won't dangle the carrot for the next 15 years
the other thing I predict in the not so far future is an absolute obliteration of the value of a degree by some fucked law making enrollment at any public university open to anyone and they water down the value of a degree to its nadir and it becomes just as worthless as a high school degree now

>>57166399
I thought when you did a stuntman that you snorted the salt after the shot. Also he didn’t get punched in the face

Uh so I was watching another GTA video on youtube. Libertycity stories. A scene is shown where some fat fuck picks up some whores and takes them to a secluded place. Comes out of his van dressed as a baby..Your supposed to take a picture of this for blackmail material or something.

>>57166420
That is why a masters is necessary. over 35% of USA has a bachelors. fact.
>>57166414
That is what I did. 2 year was ez street. But universities require at least a PELL Grant (what I did) if you want to finish on time. I was not a nerd who went into college right after highschool. I went tothe school of hard knox before going to colelge and getting my degree for business.

>>57166413
Do you pay your taxes or are your wages garnished?
Or are you a n**t?

>got liquidated holding puts during October bull run, never recovered
>door dash to make ends meet
>check engine light comes on
>only $70 left in the bank
Dear god please let it be nothing… I’m sorry for being a bear…

>>57166413
I sure as fuck will.

Since we've been on the topic of HELFY and meal kits in this thread... this video popped up in my YT recommendations: https://youtu.be/89u2Ftt23Sk
Also: is the WSJ YT channel good? It seems ok, but idk

>>57166447
Yes, no, no. I am an Entreprenuer who owns a variety of small cap businesses. None of them have taken off to where I can retire early. I have 2 and working on the third. none of them make over 20k per year. But with some more time and elbow grease, I will never need to rely on the government or corporaiton to feed and house me.

>>57165150
I love this gif like you wouldn't believe

>>57166443
Yeah I spent a few years after highschool freelancing before I decided I really needed a degree and went to the local community college.
I did take out a loan my last semester but that took a year to pay off. These people with life crushing amounts of debt didn't think about what they were doing and created a really horrible bubble that all of their peers (us) had to deal with. They deserve it.

I wish we didn't make it illegal to use bankruptcy protection on student loans, that would have avoided the situation in the first place but here we are.

>>57166452
>got liquidated holding puts during October bull run, never recovered

>>57166452
Lot of the time this is a catch all thing. Could mean many things. Mostly it's an ox sensor going bad. Check your transmission fluid. If it's fine and the transmission is shifting ok then I'd ignore it.

>>57166452
you can get it scanned for free at an auto store. Sometimes its an easy fix. My check engine light, brake light, ABS light and tire light is on but I just ignore it.

>>57166459
By supporting the military industrial complex you support israel. What are you drunk?
>that meme was made by you know who

>>57166452
>only $70 left in the bank

>>57166485
Yeah but they're like a black hole of money and that means defense spending.

>>57166452
AAP usually lets you check it with their scan tool for free.

>futures

>>57166475
It used to be possible to declare bankruptcy with the student loans. My parents did before they cut everyone off. Truly unfair. Noone brings this up to the boomers when they say
>don't complain we had it the same.
Except gold was a currency, college loans could be branhrupted, and I just want to own my own land without needing to wait another 30 years.

>>57166477
The light was blinking while I was cruising on the highway, I think that’s due to an engine misfire. I’m probably fucked

Goodnight /smg/

>>57166516
Good night anon

>>57166516
good night fren

>>57166517
I only drive like once a week, if that, so the gas in my car tends to go bad and foul the spark plugs and cause misfires. It might not be as bad as you think. Swap out all the plugs/coils before you start worrying.

>>57166113
When do I sell? How high is it going?

>>57166194
Idk take some Clindamycin and buy that kin mouthwash with chlorhexidine. And also tramadol

I just woke up bullbros...tf happened? Should i sell at premarket?

>>57166517
Do you have any ability to repair your car? I'm thinking not because you don't have the means to scan your own engine codes.

>>57166234
When I make it I want one like this

>>57166535
I drove mine once a week for a while until a month ago when I needed to gig work.
>>57166550
I already had it towed to the cheapest mechanic, hopefully if it’s a spark plug or something they won’t charge me beyond the bare $70 I have

>>57166549
kek that image. Don't sell yet

>>57166568
Go donate plasma or something because you are down bad right now

>>57166568
>had it towed
This is why you only have $70. You could have just driven it home and dealt with it yourself.

Day 30 of this incredible buying opportunity.

>>57166572
Dashing was netting me $40-$60 within 3 hours but I had just payed my bills yesterday
>>57166579
Roadside assistance. Also I don’t have a garage I’d have to work out on the street even if I knew what the fuck to do

>>57166485
>By supporting the military industrial complex you support israel.
Strictly speaking, it's not supporting Israel. It's supporting Israel's continued existence in a neverending, lucrative state of war.

You may as well say the MIC supports Hamas.

>>57166609
the MIC supports HAMAS

>>57165429
Why hold pseudo-money (AAPL) when you can hold Money™ (BTC)?

>>57166638
Hey, as long as those guys force Israel to order more tanks and drones...

>>57166641
reminder that bitcoin is tulipmania 2.0 and you're going to lose all your money

>>57166644

>>57166644
See, you get the idea!

Buy Bitfarms

I love you mama P. O. P hold it down while I buy SOXL calls

Guys will Applel ever recover or should I just sell my bags and take my losses now?

>>57166653
What are you bullish on?

>epstein flgiht logs will be released in thenext xoming days
you guys. The swan even is here. They will crash it all with no survivors to disract the public from the flight logs.

>>57166729
SVIX. Volatility will remain low while the market slow bleeds all the way down in 2024. Worst of both worlds

>>57166695
Apple phones are made by pajeets now

>>57166602
This is why even those that don't know about cars should have a basic list of maintenance and things to do. For example I know my back brakes need serviced. I knew that before the drivers side started clicking last week.

>>57166739
If I lose money because of this shit I really am done with pedophiles

>futures

Any GreenX Metals bulls here? Arbitration against Poland + what looks like high copper deposit on Greenland. Also in process of acquiring participation in other deposit with Gold potential and pretty nice grade wolfram potential also in Greenland. Many members of GreenX Metals team are also involved in Sovereign Metals company.

https://www.proactiveinvestors.com.au/companies/news/1008244/greenx-metals-bolsters-cash-position-as-it-awaits-poland-arbitration-decision-1008244.html

https://www.marketindex.com.au/news/market-yawns-even-as-greenx-metals-posts-arc-project-copper-samples-of-99-8

https://mining.com.au/greenx-metals-enters-agreement-to-acquire-eleonore-north-gold-project-in-greenland/

Video presentation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoTk9ym98Bo

There seems to be no short selling of this stock on any public stock exchange.

Any thoughts?

>>57166925
I know you well enough to know that you will spam an identical comment in a future thread, as you do every time you start hawking some new turd upon this general.
When you do, I will again leave a similar reply, and you will immediately remember these four key facts:
>you have no serious thesis
>all of us know you have no thesis
>the stock you are shilling is complete dogshit
>we are all laughing at you

Bobros we literally can't stop winning

>>57166935

>you have no serious thesis
I do.
>all of us know you have no thesis
I doubt you are representing "others here" Tho I won't be surprised if you represent a group of interest
>the stock you are shilling is complete dogshit
You are not even able to explain why.
>we are all laughing at you
Why would that even matter what you and yourself are laughing at?

BTW if you are a spadzia or peroniarz you can not even bother replying

When do consumers stop the spending so the recession can finally happen?

>>57166956
no

>>57166956
just buy tup instead, less risk

What do we think of coal? AMR, HCC, BTU, CEIX, WHITF, all of them.

>>57167064
I think it's pretty funny that BTU got shilled here a year ago, and it's the only name flat year over year.
Meanwhile every other coal stock I follow has doubled. I'd recommend you just buy a basket of coal names.

>>57166989
when they lose their jobs. end of this week or sometime next week I think is the next unemployment data.

>>57166989
As long as credit cards and other shit like BNPL are a thing, they won't

>>57166739
this. even though the average person won't care at this point they still can't risk it. do we have a solid date though or or is it just two more weeks.

why don't the chinese traders have gumption?

Where did that "crack up boom" anon go?

>>57167064
i fucking love coal. for me it's ARLP

>>57167244
We tried telling you, when things start looking bad all the mumoids will reappear as bobros who were convinced all along there was going to be a crash and the yield curve and so on.
Mumoids have no shame, they can do things like this. They have zero principles.

>futures

>>57167211
They are bug people
>>57167302
Meds

If the CRBPajeet is still around I'm probably not going to have time to write that bond thing up till Thursday.

>>57164324
You were that guy in the last thread, you know the guy posting freakin crap. I figured you out.

>>57167302
Imagine being this retardedly mentally ill

>>57167145
>end of this week or sometime next week I think is the next unemployment data
us jobs data is this friday
will probably be a several sigma beat to the upside

>>57167536
crossing above its 24 month moving average is basically a guarantee it will shoot upwards and cause a recession, and it crossed above it in november. it never crosses above its 24 month average and then goes back down.

https://nitter.net/unusual_whales/status/1742207287966777673#m

Did you beat your congressman last year anon?
You didn't? Haha imagine not being better off financially than the elected people who have full time jobs to make the government function.

>>57164297
>nowhere near the top
>market is clearly selling off after the new year
Lol?

Is Moderna a buy right now? My broker gives it a +81,30% expectation

>>57167569
you have no idea

>>57167582
Depends. Is your broker cute?

>>57167588
>>57167569
Kek

>>57167614
it's a bank they don't really have any cute qualities

Where’s the chef when you need em?

>27 pbtid chink shill going absolutely ballistic in the thread

If China was so great you wouldn't need to be here doing a job.

>>57167064
WSE:JSW, WSE:COALENERG, WSE:LWB

>A lonely sail seeming white,
>In misty haze mid blue sea,
>Be foreign gale seeking might?
>Why home bays did it flee?

>The sail’s bending mast is creaking,
>The wind and waves blast ahead,
>It isn’t happiness it’s seeking,
>Nor is it happiness it’s fled!

>Beneath are running ázure streams,
>Above are shining golden beams,
>But wishing storms the sail seems,
>As if in storms is peace it deems.

I'm reading a quant paper and these pretentious cunts end it with this Mikhail Lermontov poem.

>>57167588
>>57167616

>>57167757
Maybe poem anon is still out there

>>57167757
>reading
gay

What A.I. Stocks should I buy?

>>57167898
not overvalued one if you must buy any

>>57167820
If he is, he has some retarded trading signals.
Number 6 for example
>Using the last 10 days of data, calculate the correlation between the daily open price and the daily volume for each stock
>Long the stocks with low correlation, short the stocks with high correlation
This one makes the most sense out of the first 10.

What the fuck is number 1 on about?
>... ((returns < 0) ? stddev(returns, 20) : close) ...
>Construct a new vector with the following rule: for each element in returns, if the value is less than 0, take the 20 day vol, else take the close price
>then raise each element to the power 2
>then, out of the last 5 days, which day has the highest numerical value
>Long the stocks with a recent max day, short the stocks with a lagged max day
There is no way this statistically significantly out-performs random stock selection!

i opened my first 3 positions and I am already losing money

>futures

>>57168065
Brutal image

can someone give some insight on these
CDAY
SOTK
AMTX
IPA

>>57168142
I only recognize cday. Canadian company that's been around a while. Not much of a past and as it stands not much of a future. There are better buys in the space.
Where did you get your odd ticker list? Are these all Canadian or something?

>buy ASML
>new export limitations announced
like pottery

>>57168281
just looking at things on a stock screener

>singlehandedly collapses the US economy
How did he do it?

>Oil

i realize that i'm scared to open a position even though i am already with the tiniest position

Guys Moderna keeps rising in premarket after yesterdays jump, but it basically doubled in the last 3 months from it' 52 week low already, how much upside can there be left?

Where does the time go I wonder. In 2018 I wanted to teach in japan, but had no money to relocate. In 2019 I was all strapped and ready to go, then in december got offered a much better job than "being a teacher" and stayed in the USA. Damn. I really fucking wish I had gone to japan. Just a time machine back to August 2019 plz so I can redu the last 5~ years of my life.

>>57168378
That was always the plan.

You will own nothing (and be happy (or else))

>>57168378
Truthfully it's not really him that's done it, it's the people that surround him. His handlers. Biden has absolutely no idea what the hell's going on or where he is. I'd pay good money just to see how the conversation goes when he sits down privately with world leaders to discuss diplomacy. It has to be an absolute mess. Marxists that infiltrated the party are what is destroying our once great nation. Unfortunately their base is still hanging onto the idea of what the democrats used to be decades ago. They are not that party anymore.

>MDAX dumping
finally

You dumb retail shoeshine boy bulls just awakened the interdimensional hyperbear.

I'm a bear but I hate crashes. They happen for no apparent reason. Or maybe it is the fuckin FAKE PUMPS that make it so annoying, despite being a new short opportunity.

Literal scampumps each and every time

>>57168548
>Marxists that infiltrated the party are what is destroying our once great nation. Unfortunately their base is still hanging onto the idea of what the democrats used to be decades ago.
is this what republicucks actually believe

>>57164297
holy shit we're still on this thread
that dump really heemed smg

>>57168570
>is this what republicucks actually believe
I'm not a republicuck, i'm a lolbertarian personally. But what about what I said was wrong?

SPY is a double digit shitcoin.

>>57168577
it's superficially correct but inside out and back to front

>>57168478
Just get ready to buy cheapies after the crash.
If you are adventurous, then buy SOXS, DRV, and FAZ.
After the volatility spike wipes out SVIX, that one is a good buy. My other cheapies I plan to buy are SOXL, DRN, and FAS and perhaps some JEPI or QYLD.

>>57168605
Well elaborate then. We have a moment to talk politics before the tranny jannies wake up and start mass banning. So give me your manifesto.

We will literally repeat yesterday. Same shit. Watch it pump later.

easy 10x today just buying QQQ puts on open

>>57168635
Doubtful. Considering inflation is still a very real problem, the markets will continue to pump.

>>57168641
pump downwards like yesterday

Anyone slurping up these bags?

>>57167810
still 2-3 years away.

>>57168635
It's not a bad idea. Just don't gamble more than you can afford to lose.

>>57168683
How old is that video? She's an absolute pig now.

>>57168689
I think she has always been a pig.
FYI, some dude just sold me his sister's panties so he could buy more SOXS.

>>57168700
imagine the dumps that amazon woman takes. Probably as long and as thick as your forearm.

>>57168700
Imagine her colossal feet smothering your whole face yummy

>>57168641
considering the shit momentum we started with, I'd guess it's gonna be red again today

Also what's up with all the chinks shills today? The narrative hasn't changed so far, the US just put restriction on ASML and they literally try all they can to stop Nvidia to stop selling to them.

Bottom is in, bobos had one no news dump to enjoy.

dead market, dead thread

>>57168831
FAS is going to at least 28.50.

>>57168861
Lmao not until after the election

>>57168871
>>57168871