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Nice pick OP

Muskbros...

>>57159148
Last smg I was bearish, but now I'm bullish

>I want to talk fundamentals
Tell me about the GDP/asset ratio. Tell me about the price of USD/ EUR/AED/SR all compared to each other. Tell me about the liquidity issue that may arise from macro trends. I hunger for discussion

>>57159165
I literally didn't know who Mr.Beast is until I saw him a few days ago in Fortnite. I play it with my nephew. And I still don't know what his "content" is. Probably some bullshit anyways.

>>57159165
That doesn't make any sense, all he'd have to do is stick a person on there to repost short content and print money.

>>57159184
Even mainstream media has talked about his wells in africa. I bet you never heard of britney spears or backstreet boys; you fucking loser.

>Oil
Biden is holding investors at gunpoint it seems.

>>57159184
I still don't know who Mr. Beast is, and after readinh your post I still don't care who he is.

>>57159184
it basically is just cringey bullshit, still a funny headline tho

>>57159190
I know of these people as they are from my time. But those new stars are literal talentless faggots, like you, LUL.

I think we're recovering

>>57159190
And I'm EU. So I'm trying even more to protect myself from modern american influence

>>57159148
LLAP CHADS

>>57159190
I watch fox news like every day, never heard of the fucking guy.

filed for unemployment. fuck they make it challenging, no wonder the numbers are low

>>57159148
I'm almost green today

>>57159198
Keep zooming ya zoom zoom.You haven't even posted your portfolio!
>I have a healthy investment in cannabis

>>57159184
He's just some zoomer that built a massive platform off giveaways. Retards love giveaways.

Was that Shit Cunt's FUHH?

>>57159157
Apparently this is spam.

>>57159250
The tranitors here need to fuck off.

Anyway, cheers to SPY having a dump to $420 in the next fortnight.

>>57159148
>made about 100k after taxes from trading after 2 years
>could have just put my money in nvidia, played vidya all the time and done much better
How do you cope with this? Did anyone make bank on nvidia?

>>57159184
Same here, i just know that he is a youtuber but thats it.
I dont watch youtube

>>57159239
What the fuck are you even talking about? I know of britney because I'm NOT a zoom zoom. And I don't know of Mr.Beast because I'm not a zoom zoom, you absolute idiot.

You smoked too much of it, it seems.

anyone else just waiting for the bitcorn etf?

>>57159264
>How do you cope with this?
Exactly what strategy would have led to you putting the money in Nvidia?
It's not about picking individual stocks it's about the process that leads to the picks. If you adjust your process to do that and backtest it would you have made more money in the past or less?

>>57159264
i never understood regretting not having a crystal ball. I missed out on nvidia, IDC. I missed out on bitcoin, IDC. I was doing the best i could with the info I had at the time. This whole thing is just dice rolling.

>>57159264
normal people don't "cope with" the money they didn't make, or the money that someone else made. mind your own business and make your own money.

>>57159264
Buy $INTC. It’s an easy 4 bagger from here

>>57159148
Every single person who actively posts in these generals will never make it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oPeEXo82-vg

Why did the market have red today?

>>57159191
Biden is probably a big part of the reason it's not at $50.

the yearly lows are in

>>57159264
I’m sure you could’ve made even more money through some other investment

Say I have 150k to invest. Where can I buy a property to rent out with a good yield? Could be an apartment.

Why shouldn't I ape into UVIX in anticipation of any number of black swan happenings that could occur this year:
>cyber attacks
>Taiwan invasion
>Russo-Ukrainian escalation
>Biden and/or Trump being 'removed' from the race

The only thing giving me pause would be the fed moving forward with lowering rates and a potential return to QE.

>>57159264
>How do you cope with this?
I feel comfy knowing I didn't lose 75% holding NVDA through 2022. I feel comfy knowing that if today's NVDA speculators suddenly change their mind next year and decide it's not worth a trillion dollars, I'll be largely unaffected. I have held positions in NVDA and I'll probably hold again at some point.
My strategies generate consistent profits with minimal drawdowns rarely exceeding 10%. I'm skeptical of anything as a permanent hold, for better and for worse. I'm incredibly skeptical of going all in on anything, ever.

There are plenty of lottery winners that'll tell you the secret is to just keep buying tickets. All of them experienced great returns for their efforts, but does that make it the right decision?

>>57159289
That line was in reference to us being kids and pretending not to know a popular band because it wasn't cool to watch/listen. Had you been from my time, you would have known. You should know the biggest philanthropist if you want to play with the big boys; the guy is a tax haven machine. If I am an idiot, why don;t you dunk on me with your portfolio? Maybe I haven't even started smoking for the day yet; but you got a good idea.

>>57159334
>150k
>property
>apartment
you'll struggle finding real estate at these prices even in war torn shithole countries.

>>57159263
jews should be gassed. What an ugly pig

>>57159312
I sure hope so.

>>57159334
$150k won't get you anything worth buying in the US as a rental. *maybe* you could get a trailer way out in the mountains to live in yourself with that.

Apartments right now might be one of the only worse investments than regional bank bonds.

>>57159341
>cyber attacks
"digital anthrax" scare lol kek

>>57159350
I don't even understand what you are saying, sorry. No hablo ingles.

>>57159341
Nothing ever happens.

>>57159365
i hope they call it "digithrax"

>>57159264
>Did anyone make bank on nvidia?
yup, and I even bought in "late"

>>57159316
Because it was green for too many days in a row.

Markets are healing

>>57159356
Your thoughts on where my SPY 465 Jan 19th puts will end up?

>>57159365
cyber attacks are real. IT shut down the colonial pipeline a year or so back. IT shuts down hospitals and important infrastructure. Causes data leaks which end up in litigation and costs the companies untold damages. Stop being naïve.

>>57159392
>betting against America
we dont do that here

>>57159389
this.
gaps to the upside can linger on forever.
gaps to the downside must be filled immediately.

>>57159263

All Jewish girls should be impregnated by uncircumcised cock

>>57159375
Post your portfolio, you double nigger. OR you are a larping king who demands respect from the troons.

>>57159405
uncircumcised white goy cock, at that

>>57159396
try setting your passwords to something more secure than "1234"
i honestly and truthfully believe that besides three letter agencies there is literally and unironically no attack vector on my windows 11 pc

I need more money so I can invest more. Also for food.

>>57159386
>Did make
>unrealized

>>57159408
I don't own stocks. I only trade derivatives. And I won't post you those either. But I'm loading up on FTSE 100 shorts.

>>57159365
See the WEF-backed simulations they did in a matter eerily similar to the pandemic simulations right before copevid hit.

>>57159379
There's been a happening in the first quarter of every year for the last several years. Copevid lockdowns, Russia's invasion, Iran's missile attack, Jan 6th, I could continue.

>>57159392
Very probably zero.

$llap anons you’re welcome
Been shilling this since September

>>57159430
>See the WEF-backed simulations they did in a matter eerily similar to the pandemic simulations right before copevid hit.
they don't really need to simulate anything.
people are unironically that stupid that they'd fall for an exact carbon copy of the covid shit yet another time.
no need on their part to get elaborate.

>>57159435
You're insane lol.

>>57159435
Congrats on the Space Tech Stock!!!

>>57159422
kek he’s talking about real cyber attacks against major industries or corps that can cripple those industries and expose millions of individuals private data. no one cares about stealing your $100 with your cRaZyP4sswood

And the rate cuts?

>>57159349
>>57159364
Doesn't have to be US, and there are places with decent yields. I could probably go up to a 250k budget in some time

>>57159430
>>57159430
This is a nooticing. All swan events happen first quarter.

>>57159457
You could probably get something nice in Mexico.

>>57159448
my analysis is worth trillions check picrelated

>>57159429
why would I sell stocks of the leader on AI infrastructure you mongoloid

>tfw I hold Lean Hogs, Oil and Soγbean Oil
rough day

>>57159457
>Doesn't have to be US
Then maybe Poland since the EU faggotry now has a foot in the door over there.
Get something "cheap" and rent it out to the government which will put refugees in there.

>>57159242
Oh was he the guy that went to time Square to give away Nintendos, and it turned into a total chimp out and he needed a police escort to get out? I think I did see him on the news.

>>57159471
>AI anything
is a dogwhistle for a return to QE.

we are off the lows of the day.
Feels good to be a bogle chad

>>57159435
did you also shill LODE?

>>57159334
i would recommend looking into Vanguards flagship REIT fund VNQ. Currently yielding 4.39%. Here's the 5-yr chart.

I just found out they raised the limit you can contribute to a roth

Is it possible for a shit stock to reverse split so hard that it just gets wiped out of your portfolio, completely? Like... you don't even get a fractional share?
I was really counting on that one coming back...

>>57159430
>Jan 6th,
It looks like a local minimum on the 5y vix chart to me.
That's the real meaning of "nothing ever happens." It's not that there isn't news it's that the news doesn't matter.

>>57159534
Is there any penalty to contributing to the 2023 year at this point?

>>57159470
I just bought SPXS and UVXY, what am I in for??

kek

>>57159532
You could short that against medium term treasuries and make money.

>>57159530
Nah, I was shilling Boeing though
$llap is just getting started, shorts getting trapped

>>57159546
Losses.

I'm in the green again!!!!


For all time, still down 500 bucks for today kek

>>57159561
I plan to hold until June-ish
don't you know what's due?

>>57159553
All this DEI and sustainability shit is getting really fucking old, but I guess it should be a concern for investors who know the earth is going to end within 20 years and are forced to buy companies trading at 30 times earnings.

>>57159534
duh, happens every year

>>57159541
nope, free reign until tax day

Feeling pretty big brained owning 40% of the open interest on one of the $X put options exp Feb

>>57159560
How high LLAP going with this squeeze

I'm taking profit with my APPL shorts here.

>>57159546
thank you for playing.

you should have just listened to me in the last thread. you would already have made at least 2 %
>>57158943

>>57159559
Good idea anon, you should do that.

>>57159433
Man you're a total dick!

>>57159605
I ran it through Black Scholes and that's what it says.

>>57159579
No, I don’t, what is it?

>>57159579
then you bought way too early

>>57159609
What is black scholes?

will the epstein list have any impact on markets

>>57159588
hopefully 10+ but my paper hands are out at 5

>>57159626
its another name for nigger feet.

>>57159634
This month?

>>57159628
The market-making activity will not be televised.

Nasbag 100

>>57159626
I don't think you should be buying options.

>>57159560
These shorts are about to get SQUEEZED
MOASS any day now

>>57159641
idk
i bought $2 calls for march because there wasn't much of a difference between february and march's price and i wanted the extra month more than the .05 per call

>>57159653
I think I did exactly the same thing.

>>57159645
>bloated shit tech stock getting what it deserves
>based small cap leading still

the market finally healing

>>57159605
she'd still be better 20kg lighter, wtf?

>>57159334
>Say I have 150k to invest.
I have 150k to invest

>>57159613
>>57159620
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/12/28/sba-eidl-loans-debts/

>>57159668
>she'd still be better 50kg lighter, wtf?

Ftfy

>>57159683
Can’t be bothered to read.

>>57159626
A disproven options pricing scheme.

>>57159743
It's still better than buying random OTM puts on index funds based on feels.

>>57159752

>>57159690
Yeah, was thinking about typing 20-30. But I can't tell her weight. Her arms are VERY VERY thin for her waist. The relations are fuckin weird. There are thinner women with fatter arms, with literal FATCEPS.

>>57159148
I just turned green

>>57159626
I'm rather an ass guy but these here are insane.

>>57159605
These are actually pretty ugly. Looks like the tits of a 50-60 year old overweight woman.

>Lean Hogs

>>57159821
2024 lows are in

>>57159560
Thanks for the heads up on LLAP. It's currently the one bright spot in my otherwise dismal portfolio.

>>57159833
Ok but for real, spy puts at 465 for Jan 19th are a major payout opportunity.

You can see a dump of 60 down to 415 by then. These puts could make me a fortune.

long term: VOO or BRK-B or bonds?

>>57159430
>There's been a happening in the first quarter of every year for the last several years. Copevid lockdowns, Russia's invasion, Iran's missile attack, Jan 6th, I could continue.
China re-unifies with Taiwan?
Xi's official speech on Sunday, 31 Dec 2023 mentions "next year" and "re-unified" in the same paragraph.

the real crazy shit is rate cuts haven't started yet

>>57159867
Jpow has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.

>>57159860
Xi is a LARPshitter on the levels of Kim Dot Com

>>57159874
kek just imagine
even funnier is the market has priced in more rate cuts than the fed is planning to do

>>57159867

>>57159857
VOO and chill bro
or VTI till you die.

>>57159867
Multiple cuts are already priced in.

>>57159903
see >>57159885

>>57159536
iirc they will sell your shares and give you cash if you don’t own enough shares to still own one after a reverse split.

So are they going to slowly walk it back up now?

>>57159909
disgusting
reported
hidden

>>57159919
she's fully clothed.
the webm-posting coomer posts full tits and you cunts get pissy at this.

>>57159857
60% VOO 40% BND. You get a big exposure to Berkshire through index funds anyway. Take the boglepill.

>>57159841
AAPL calls it is 210c april

>>57159927
>the webm-posting coomer posts full tits and you cunts get pissy at this.
they might not be as disgusting as the cretin you posted

The twitter bots are shilling for US steel—All of these accounts who have something pro acquisition to say have 0 followers.

>>57159909
ahh apologies fren, only half paying attention.

>>57159938
I'd be happy if we banned any images or depictions of women whatsoever.

what is a good memetual fund to dump 20k into?

>>57159976
VFIAX

>>57159944
come for my 2d and we will have a problem.

was the 1 month t bill yield spike thing fake again?

>>57159944
want to know how I know you're gay?

I swear to god this must be the local top. We will dump down to 410 in 2 weeks and ill make a boatload of cash.

Hello milkbreaths. I have a question about warrant distributions for people who are short selling a stock that is distributing warrants.
I am shorting SAVA and they have this aggressively retarded and confusing warrant structure that is being distributed soon because the company is trying to raise funds

anyways i got pic related in my brokerage. i don't know what the fuck this means.

the warrants are supposed to be distributed tomorrow

>>57159876
>LARPshitter
His calculation might be that the outgoing Biden, and incoming Trump administration will both do nothing. Trump arguably is a greater LARPshitter.
Some DoD publications speculate that an invasion is unlikely and if it happens, won't cause much outcry so the US just could sit back and do nothing.
Which may be good for the stock market in later 2024, as it settles the China problem and then the sanctions can be lifted.

>>57160008
Your content sucks

>>57159841
>Update
I'm not trading timefixed/expirying derivatives. I'm not betting against time.

>>57160020
>Trump arguably is a greater LARPshitter.
kek
agreed.
also Trump is a pushover

>>57160008
We'll never get to see them bros...

Please help me >>57160014

>>57160008
If I wanted porn I'd go to /b/. If I wanted sex I'd go to bumble. I'm here for stocks and banter not porn, the porn is low quality and distracting.

>>57160028
Im just a fellow trader holding a shitload of puts for jan 19th.

You really dont think we are heading down down to goblin town?

>>57160037
This broad is so disgusting she actually makes me feel physically ill when I see her.

>>57159910
Damn
It just shows the number of shares affected, but no cash value... I should be getting about $4. That's like a whole 6 pack of ramen
Oh well

>>57160064
Keep going, and ill keep flagging. Get this spam slop out of here.

>>57160064
>bull thesis
markets historically outperform in election years
>bear thesis
I MISSED OUT LET ME IN
>or
Here's a long explanation of recession indicators flashing for the past 18months, SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE BONDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>57160096
Have you considered trying to not be a retarded faggot nigger instead? You might enjoy that more.

Ok... just got back home. I bought a donut and also these Monster Energy coffee cans were on sale, so I bought one of them too.
Let's fucking go, stocks better start moving back up again

Rough day for QQQ bros.
We retrace to 385 then go back up?

>>57160118
Take your garbage spam reposts back to /fit/. Another one flagged

I really need to post one of my ideas to VIC so I can have a better forum.

>>57160127
Announcing reports is a bannable offense, faggot.

But I, unlike you, do not associate with tranny jannies.

this market is atrocious
we will never recover, I'm bearish now

>>57160046
Good morning ser! Did you getta redeem instructions ser?

>>57159932
Based boggle fren

>>57160014
if you don’t understand something then you should contact your broker (female, cute) and ask them.

>>57160166
No warrant redeeming instructions you pheeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEENCHOD.
>>57160174
My broker is run by robots that sound like men haaaAAAAAHNCHOD

>>57159932
>>57160172
Bogglers are absolutely right long term but short to medium term traders could beat them.

Christian Bale cracked the code

>>57160148
coombler you should stop trying to short the markets in just two more weeks every time. just wait for the fed to cut rates and short then, with like a 3-6 month timeline.

>Bloomberg
>@business
>Claudine Gay will step down as president of Harvard University, according to the Harvard Crimson

Jews have no power. This is financial, as they also have no financial power.

>>57160202
based KISSER

>>57160211
Isn't she stepping down for not banning "antisemitism?"

Okay you useless dumbfucks i think i found it out. My brokerage gives a weird description in the screenshot i posted but if i think you are short the SAVA stock like I am, I suspect those are placeholders for being short warrants once they are distributed

>>57160206
i would have agreed with you between like Oct22-Oct23, but now it's clear the market was in a range and now it isn't, it prob isn't smart to stay on the sidelines anymore.
this year is going to be a dumb year to wait for catalysts. just be short.

>>57160246

>>57160228
They say she just copy pasted her work to become a doctor. so she's a fraud. Wonder why she of all people is the highest ranking academic? Because it's all bullshit.

>>57160258
maybe, but being short is more dangerous than being long as the market spends much more time going up than down, so timing a short wrong will cost you money.

>>57160246
Is it etb or htb may be your answer?

>>57159605
I am so long fat hogs you don't even know

>>57160246
kinda looks like a solid squeeze setup glhf.

>>57160276
Hi there Useless Dumbfuck! What are some stocks you think are good short selling opportunities?

Damnit my corpo bond screener went fully subscription based. I got a lot of great shorts from that. Do companies have to make SEC filings when issuing bonds? Maybe I can create my own using edgar.

>>57160285
idk, with the amount of worsening economic indicators suddenly all blaring at once, i don't think thats a good stance anymore. maybe at one point when the market was going full retard and bad news was good news.
like a very high IQ anon in a previous thread pointed out, if unemployment starts printing a 4, then all bets are off.

>>57160286
it's HTB. But why would that be my answer. what the fuck does that have to do with the warrant distribution message i got as a Short seller
>>57160305
You the guy who was talking about NINE as a good short at one point in the last year because of their corpo bonds?

>>57160282
Yeah there are so few people at the post graduate level it starts to get a bit like way OTM options where there's no liquidity and random chance bumps things around way more than it should.

>>57159944
of 3D yes that should happen

>>57159512
that guy was black
this guy is white
but that's not a difference to you since you're colorblind and retarded

>>57160282
which would have been easy to detect at literally any point in her career which has run for how long?
but no it just so happens, right after she permitted some bonafide jew-hating on campus, to suddenly be totally obvious to everyone!
meanwhlie there's literally software that all papers are run through that auto-detect such obvious plagarism and they 100% would have been run on her shit anytime in the past 20-30 years

mumus dont fall for the bobo trap. line must go up

BABA bro you okay?

>>57160318
That's correct. I found some other good ones but that one was my favorite.

but yeah, mumoids are gonna mumoid and keep dancing euphorically because le market is resilient and line goes up and rate cuts priced in etc
it's best to start realizing that mumoids don't have a strategy

How much money do I need for a girl like this?

>>57160352
Tell me about your other corporate bond related equity shorts. It's interesting to see how the equity tranche of certain companies make for good short selling opportunities when you assess the bond tranches

Please be as autistically detailed as possible for the other example(s)

>>57160343
^^ like this one, kek
>>57160363
>>57160367
a dorrar

>>57160367
way more than she’s worth

>>57160206
Thanks for the good advice. You're probably right.

>>57159857
Short front month VIX futures with automatic rollover (you don't want to have to deliver physical VIX)

>>57160367
Zero dollars. My ex looks like that.

>>57160367
if you are white and 6 foot then you don't need much
I had an asian girl who's dad was CCP and basically funded my life from age 23-25
I broke up with her though because I didn't want hapa's

>>57159899
I actually rotated into equal weight in my tax free account. I think the mega caps will under perform for a month or so. I'm going to wait for a 5 to 10 percent correction in them and then rotate back

>>57160369
I can't be that detailed on my phone. The abbreviated answer is any company that can't afford to issue bonds that beat the FFR are shitcos, and if you can't issue debt when you are strapped for cash then no one is going to want your stock. I'll do a more proper write-up when I have the time + keyboard.

>>57160395
>physical volatility

>>57160374
bull market continues. yourshorts and puts will get rekt

VIX hasn't popped off. What would indicate that the bull market has stopped at this time?

>>57160431
dxy line go up

I asked @57160420 to be as detailed as possible with me when it comes to talking about his corporate bond issuer shitco shorts. He could've talked about how COIN was a good short because of their retarded convertible bond structure that was deep underwater in relation to the strike price.

He could've gone into detail but he didn't.

So I won't be giving him a (You).

Maybe when he comes back home and gives a proper write-up on the keyboard I'll give him a (You).

>>57160447
That's day to day, that doesn't mean the bull market has all of a sudden switched to a bear market. Isn't it more likely that we will continue up until news on the rates?

>>57160282
>>57160339
She literally quoted some other works while saying she quoted those works but didn't do it in the specific manner required, it's just Jews turning on their diversity hire.

>>57160470
I think people just got a little overly excited or were waiting until jan1 to take profit for tax reasons. I think the market still has a month or two of pump left in it.

>>57160470
"no one rings a bell at the top of the market" - warren munger schiff

>>57160346
I used to smoke Cigars and eat well, then I decided to make a large investment into China... Long story short now I'm smoking Rothmans and eating cornmeal.

>>57160339
Anon, back then there was no AI... lol

>>57160473
I always fucking hated the whole "clear references not in the right format are the same as straight plagiarism" thing. Idk a lot of academic writing is extremely retarded and should have been forgotten about once Markdown became popular.

>>57160381
Are you the Abby poster from the BAT threads?

Cuts this year or nah? How bad would the sell off be if the cut narrative changes back to higher for longer?

>>57160556
they're going to cut this year.
what people don't get is this is the bobo thesis. also watch unemployment numbers in 2 days. if it's at 3.9%-4%, all bets are off.

>>57160369
peeped sava option chain, yeah i'm lost too bud, lemme know if you get an answer, on the warrants.

>>57160454
Go suck on some toes you pajeet faggot. Why the hell would anyone help you after the way you smugly come in and out of existence.
>I am glad you are reaping what you have sown

>>57160619
>Go suck on some toes you pajeet faggot. Why the hell would anyone help you after the way you smugly come in and out of existence.
>I am glad you are reaping what you have sown

>>57160510
Yeah but you know it's not the real reason, they didn't get her for the antisemitism thing so they're turning up the heat to get her for another reason

>Go suck on some toes you pajeet faggot. Why the hell would anyone help you after the way you smugly come in and out of existence.
>I am glad you are reaping what you have sown

>>57160064
t.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH VERIZON STOCK
kill yourselves you dumb investors this was supposed to be my dividend stock you jacked it up 3% in one fucking day and dropped the yield to like 6.8%

>>57160633
Stay mad; keep on slurping them toes.

>>57160618
The option chain for SAVA is beyond fucked. so annoying. The accounting of the SAVA / SAVAW / SAVA1 bullshit is a problem for brokerages rn apparently

>>57160646
>CONSERVATIVE
AAAAAAAAHAHAA; IT'S ALWAYS THE REPUBLIKEKS

>>57160653
You already responded to me. and you deleted the post? typical pajeet. Typical faggot. Just Typical.

>You already responded to me. and you deleted the post? typical pajeet. Typical faggot. Just Typical.

>>57160673
I'll tell you what is beyond fucked. Your portfolio and savings. Ya dipshit. maybe some cougar will give you a nickel for some toe action.

>>57160374
>>57160375
>>57160409
>>57160412
I want that chink specifically

>>57160688
>milkbreaths
How much money you got left; ya poo in the loo?

>>57160663
I'd be tempted to buy them if they didn't have so much debt.

>>57160473
this is just an excuse afforded to a seat-warmer diversity hire at the upper echelon of academic, don't be a fucking chump

>>57160710
what the fuck is that picture

who saves this? Who is the autist? the person who is depicted, the person who mades this or the person who fuckin saved this but isn't the creator or the pictured guy, holy fuck

>>57160708
It's really not a great idea to let yourself get attached to particular women IMO. Plus Asians all kind of look the same anyway.

So anyways. We doing power or sour hour at 3?
>>57160731
that is what happens when a person doxxes themselves on /smg/ we have had quite a few characters throughout the years.

What exactly is the SQQQ? And would it be the place to dump some 70 bucks i have laying around while using some leverage?

>>57160489
a) machine learning is from the 1960s you clown
b) i didn't even mention AI, take your meds
c) plagarism detection software didn't originally need AI/ML, it started without that shit by just counting english bigrams
d) sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up when you don't even know what you're talking about

>>57160731
whats funny is that there are countless images like that that are equally bad or way worse, just target towards minorities

not defending the pajeet. just pointing out your hypocrisy

>>57159435
Wish I had bought more, funny the more interesting it gets the more FUD posting I see.

>>57160677
Yeah and the guy leading the charge against her and taking credit for her canning is an antiwoke Zionist chud seething about "Hamas supporters in Harvard".

>>57160748
I'm not sure if I'm the autist when I take your reply seriously, or you are because you took mine seriously

>>57160745
Put your $70 into a nice comfy mutual fund. Next month, do the same. Wash rinse repeat for the next decade. Stop fucking gambling. Jesus.

>>57160211
She clearly wasn't hired on her merits.

>>57160772
There's no need to put it in quotes anon.

>>57160778
your obsession towards the topic of autism is peculiar. maybe you have something you want to tell us? Why would you make a statement, and when get proven wrong you call the person autistic?

>>57160779
fine, that´s what im doing with most of my money anyway

>>57160787
Said the jew.

there's nothing sustaining nvidia's valuation outside of AI

>>57160710
U guys like the soul patch

>>57160586
that unemployment print on the 5th is huge

it's the biggest difference vs. 2022's decline
there were a number of potential recession indicators flashing in the aug-nov '22 timeframe but unemployment was still falling at the time
bobo has a much stronger case now if unemployment starts rising

>>57160797
There was a fuckin LOL at the end of my statement. It was an obvious joke or let's call it JAB@ AI. >>57160489

>>57160748
>english bigrams
Love me bigrams, simple as.
Speaking of n-grams I really need to finish the vector database I was writing.

>>57160805
>>57160805
Wrong, a lot of premium is for AI though

>>57160014
Looks like you owned puts from before the rights offering, so it got converted to include puts against the warrant.
So if you exercise, you get to sell Shares + warrants at the combined put value.

Not like it matters since you probably bought this back in Oct, and considering the $10 strike is probably worthless now. Maybe SAVA absolutely collapses in the next 3 weeks though.

>>57160792
In their defense a lot of the Hamas supporters tend to be brown and understanding the nuance is a little difficult considering how censored conversations about Israel are in most (especially conservative) places. I think the only reason non-zionists aren't immediately thrown out right now is because people have started associating Israel with war mongering.

>>57160805
Schwab gives Nvidia a D rating these days. Most ratings are virtue signalling or shilling or kissing corporate ass. Schwabs' are about giving guidance to small investors, which is why I tend to take them a little more seriously. Also, Larry Fink really loves how progressive Nvidia's management is, which makes me wonder what's going on under the hood.

This looks bad... really really bad... guys..

TMC Chad's unite I have 64059 shares so far and am up 39.3k from swing trading it this year.

>>57160797
Besides look at his reply on my silly joke
>you clown
>take your meds (schizo insult basically)
>sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up when you don't even know what you're talking about

And I'm the bad guy here? LOL, you are retarded. Both of you.

>>57160805
There is actually. $25 billion in stock buybacks. Probably enough to keep the stock elevated long enough for insiders to cash out.

kill all namefags

>>57160877
>people have started associating Israel with war mongering
Then 'people' are fucked in the head.

>>57160881
She doesn't look Canadian.

>>57160908
>insiders to cash out
Are they? I don't see any such.

It's over isn't it? Don't fight the moonlighttttttttttt so baddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

You can try to resist but but you you know you can't fight the BOBO. surrender your heart!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx3s99FNXzI

>>57160881
>please donate your life
>its too expensive for the communist healthcare to save you
lol
lmao!

>>57160918
smg should fucking require it

tbqh if you aren't coomposting I don't value your opinion when it comes to stock markets or valuations.

>>57160881
Canada is getting assisted dying for mental illness soon

VENITE ADOREMUS
VENITE ADOREMUS
VENITE ADOREMUS
DOMINUM!!!

On a scale from 1-10 how retarded am I

So when are stocks crashing? soon?

Why is Coinbase taking a fat shit

it is over AMD bros..

>>57160014
>I am shorting SAVA
you deserve nothing but failure and pain

BABA bros... Am I the last one that hasn't committed sudoku?

>>57159263
Somebody has this yenta

>>57161033
Week & year are just starting my friend

>>57160089
What is this from and is it worth watching?

Anons I can't anymore
My gains for the entire last month are gone due to that one shitty option RREEE
Why didn't I just consoom and buy a PS5 and some games instead

>MOGLF: +14.89%
What's your excuse for not buying Mongolian Mining Corporations?

>>57161033
watch the unemployment print on the 5th

if it comes in over 4%, it's over

>> 57161039
Das ist absolut Genial du Opfer

I will drink no alcohol this year

>>57161187
Same except the 8 beers I had last night

>>57161146
You know they're going to just say whatever they like and revise the number up by 100% in February.

would you buy this chart?

/OJ bros stay winning

>> 57161196
Logisch

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>>57161202
Really depends what it is.

who /lumpsum/ their Roth today?
fully expecting -50%

>>57161228
Have you blown all your inheritance on 0dtes yet?

>>57161202
Fuck MOL Magyar Olaj- és Gázipari Nyilvánosan Muködo Részvénytársaság.Just buy ORLEN Ticker: PKN on GPW.

>>57161246
I put in 2k

>>57160731
>the person who mades this
I made that along time ago. Never thought anyone would save it. He was pretty drunk that night and his shit posting was off the charts. I just figured it had to be saved for posterity.

>>57161253

>>57161187
I will drink and smoke a lot more this year.

>>57159148
OH N-

zamn, /smg/ is beyond ded.
guess i better move somewhere else for my digshit NYSE takes.
oh well. best of luck to you all. don't lose your life savings if you can help it.

>>57161187
>I will drink no alcohol this year
this is the way

>>57159309
INTC is going down to at least 33.

any thinkorswim chads ITT? I had a series holding wagie give me a tutorial today. i dont think i like it but will admit that there are some neet features

>>57161234
oil company

>>57161215
I'm a Lean Hogsister... hold me...

where the fuck is the plunge protection team

>S&P 493 still flat
>Fag7 -2.44%
lmao

>>57161310
Thinkorswim still exists?

>>57161331
circuit breakers can't save you now

CLOSE FUC KING AMATKART

>>57161316
MOL is more of a downstream and retail company.

>>57161331
the plunger is stuck in the loo

>>57161349
all Klaus Schwab customers are going to be migrating to thinkorswim at some point in 2024. It will be the only option for the Klausbros. What is the hip-new retail trading platform besides thinkorswim? Or are most posters ITT trading in a janky prop firm demo account?

>>57160718
save some money for poor goyim like us. Vanguard and Blackcock should stick to their gay tech companies and VISA stocks

>>57161196
you're not wrong but the trend is already there
just trying to give the other anon a strong recession flag other than the obvious inverted yield curve

I'm in bobo mode already at ~70% cash (money market) fwiw. Not about to get rugpulled especially when I have a decent chance of being laid off if a recession hits

>>57161391
I just use the boomer UI on Etrade.

>Oil red
>Energy companies green

You can't explain that.

i am getting fucking heemed on no news

>>57161331
>where the fuck is the plunge protection team
#thanksforplaying

>>57161414
It's called "booking capital gains". That's why Lum is getting FUCKED and CREAMPIED and KNOCKED UP.

>>57161414
Almost seems like a good buy the dip moment.

>>57161414
>on no news

Well... happy new year I guess

>>57161410
They buy oil cheap and sell expensive refined products

>>57161432
what happened to the neon green overnight futes?... Jews

>>57161410
New Year optimism... like what happened with Verizon

Baking...

>>57159264
It's real easy to hindsight the market.
>if i had just gone all in on some obvious (in hindsight) trade i would have...
Not helpful. Also you probably would have bailed too early even if you entered the position at the right time.

>>57161410
Moderately bullish actually.

>>57161456
I didn't think the futures looked that great last night. They're usually overoptimistic.

>>57161489
>>57161489
>>57161489

>>57159316
Treasury bill spook + the shakeout that was threatened all of December doom bull pump. I still haven't decided whether i want to short here or no

>>57160037
why does she look ill

>> 57161493
United States Construction Spending MoM
United States S&P Global Manufacturing PMI Final

>>57161503
because she is (mentally)

>>57160878
>nvidia
>semiconductors and semiconductor accessories
You make graphics cards and artificially generated scantily clad animu ladies. Jesus christ

>>57161609
artificially generated scantily clad animu ladies are worth a trillion dollars, 1.2 trillion to be exact. This is the timeline we live in.

>>57159188
Obviously his Jewish handlers told him to reject it

>>57161464
This. It's like when people lament not buying Bitcoin when it was $1. Nigger you'd have sold that shit at $100 anyway.

>>57161120
debora caprioglio