/biz/ - Business & Finance

URANIUM

>>57152908
Are you more of a URNM guy or a URNJ guy

>>57152895
ASTS is finally launching 5 commercial satellites this quarter with SpaceX. Gonna be make it or break it for the company. No delay and the stock moons or dilution and decline.
Best lotto ticket you can bu rn imho

I hate women
I hate jews
I hate poors
I hate Biden
Lets make money niggers

>>57152926
Ok this is epic

MICHIGAN IS GOING TO THE. NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!

>Alibaba

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

>>57152926

>>57152919
URNJ with a bag of KAP on the side

>>57152937
Sounds like time for a celebratory update

fucked

>>57152937
Do I bet on them?

>>57152970
>south park mouth

>>57152937
Based beyond belief.

Reminder that European governments are shilling for Biden because they want more free handouts. We (the United States) make cushy European welfare states possible by providing for, and thus subsidizing, their national defense at our own expense, to the point where it's bankrupting our country. European countries spend only a fraction of what we do on their military, and yet they expect us to protect them free of charge. European governments need Biden to be reelected so that he will keep sending troops and financial aid to Europe. Call your congressman and tell them to investigate European election interference on behalf of Joe Biden, and to sanction European governments accordingly for the direct threat that they pose to US democracy.

can someone do some research and tell me if i follow twiter on BOWL squeeze?

>>57152957
Do you like UUUU?

>>57152937
Texas and Niners win it all

>>57152993
reminder that americans suck my nuts
t. european living on US welfare

YO wtf is going on with the 1 month T BILL. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bets for who had a good 2024. I think Visa will do well

>>57153148
>2m 3m spread
So you can just hold a 3m bill for a month and then dump it for a profit?

>>57153148
ICBM flew over my house

Crypto chads win AGAIN?!

Any GreenX Metals bulls here? Arbitration against Poland + what looks like high copper deposit on Greenland. Also in process of acquiring participation in other deposit with Gold potential and pretty nice grade wolfram potential also in Greenland. Many members of GreenX Metals team are also involved in Sovereign Metals company.

https://www.proactiveinvestors.com.au/companies/news/1008244/greenx-metals-bolsters-cash-position-as-it-awaits-poland-arbitration-decision-1008244.html

https://www.marketindex.com.au/news/market-yawns-even-as-greenx-metals-posts-arc-project-copper-samples-of-99-8

https://mining.com.au/greenx-metals-enters-agreement-to-acquire-eleonore-north-gold-project-in-greenland/

Video presentation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoTk9ym98Bo

Any thoughts?

>>57152295
>The primary problem for me is that I make more money trading
it's in a TFSA so there's stuff i cant do like options spreads, buying most OTC tickers (e.g. RYCEY), or trading too much that CRA might consider it a business instead and remove the tax-free status
so i definitely have a bias towards long-term swings

i'm also buying index ETFs for most of the tax-free account but it's so boring

>>57152986
The wolverines are the team of destiny neither of those cucks washington or texas will stop us. Put all of your money on the moneyline for next weeks gamea

Alright who's ready for some STOCKS tomorrow.

>>57153148
>me checking my apple watch for the time and trying to remember how to read analog

>Hang Seng dumping even though they're going to get QE and less regulatory bullshit
what the fuck is wrong with the chink traders?

>>57153369
They'll probably just ban selling

>>57153383
Xi needs to because they're pussies

>>57152895
I-i didn't sell my TLT contract, it expires on May oh well

Is it too late to get into MSTR?

>>57153395
who know

>>57153369
It's the 2024 dump.

They know what's coming. Spy will hit 290 by eoy.

>>57153426
China already dumped and Xi is doing what is basically the chink version of a Powell Pivot

>>57153426
it s the end

I want to fuck that elf. I don't think she'd have a strong opinion either way as long as I gave her some money or a magic tome.

>>57153488

>>57153544
Fuckin a bros how do I invest in physical delivery of cock sleeves?

>>57152895
>>57153488
I'd fuck my sister if she cosplayed as an elf but then again I fuck my sister already.

>>57153308
Some dude was shilling this shitty ass penny stock MIMO and now I'm curious if that faggot knew something. Seems like a small good for nothing know nothing company.

>>57153544
thanks for reminding me that episode 1 of dungeon meshi is coming out this week

>>57152937
Figures you are a Michigan fag.

>>57153603
you're welcome...I think

>>57153426
>Spy will hit 290
That would be kino.

>>57153624
>>57153426
>290
Ok I'd believe 330 but 290 is reaching.

Still watching the Rockford files. Christ it makes me wish things were still like they were then. Cheap gas, cheap everything, people acting normal,women without tattoos and piercings, cars looking like cars.

>>57153654
Isn't gas still pretty cheap now when you count for inflation

>>57153009
Assuming it happens. 1 month bond yields did a "glitch" so I can only assume a dump in due time which may affect how BOWL moves.

>>57153645
a 50% drawdown from the top isn’t that crazy for a recession.

>>57153661
my car takes premium fuel and i think it's cheap as fuck right now
but then again i only commute 15km one-way for my wageslave job

>>57153666
Ok demonic trips confirm it's happening

>>57153467
Seems a little premature...

>>57153666
>>57153700
I meant to type 40% but I guess I’ve doomed us now.

>>57153645
I was thinking 333 for the Masonic memes.

>>57152895
>futures

I'm starting to think this year i'm going to make it.

Dear fellow white people. If you're not owning at least one black owned buisness in your portfolio you are a racist and should not be allowed to walk the streets without being immediately beaten to death by a large group of diverse teenagers

Should I lower my 401k contribution to put that money towards debt repayment/home down payment?

>>57153769
I'm feeling generous, nigger
Shill me a black owned business

>>57153787
Since that lazy nigger is never gonna get around to answering you I'll give you an answer instead. Delta airlines

>>57153586
it is my greatest regret that i don't have a sister

>>57153787
TMNA

FRESH /SMG/ UPDATE
https://youtu.be/Fu3ZKRKGXy0
https://youtu.be/Fu3ZKRKGXy0
https://youtu.be/Fu3ZKRKGXy0

THIS ONE IS JUST FOR ME AND MY WIFE.

>>57153769
Never change dkng poster.

>>57153773
Are you bringing it below what is being matched? If so it's almost certain you are better off getting the 100% return putting it into your 401k than paying off debt. If you are going above the match, it can make sense to reduce it to the exact match to pay down debt.

For the home down payment that is more of a personal finance choice than purely financial. Do you want to get a home because 4chan says you should be a home owner and renting makes you a cuck? Or do you have an actual reason it makes sense to buy a home (sure you are going to live in the area 5+ years, have a kid and want them to have a yard, other stuff I'm sure has home ownership make sense). If it's the first you are better off in a 401k, the second one then it might make sense to save to buy.

>futures

>>57153769
>If you're not owning at least one black owned buisness in your portfolio
Please send me a list so I can short^H^H^H^H^H buy some OTM calls.

>>57153842
Great video rocker, buy calls.

>>57153773
Probably not (but maybe). Is there any other spending you can cut? What's your current annual pay, and 401 contribution rate?

>>57153720
For me, the meme number is 216, ie. 6^3, ie. 6*6*6.

Anyone thinking about shorting CLF?

>>57153842
Why am I still only getting left side audio with your new mic? Doesn't your video editing app let you duplicate it to both channels?

>>57153912

>>57153921
cheap microphone

>>57152895
What will happen tomorrow? DJIA futures are up.

>>57152895
I am once again asking -- I have about $8000 of spare funds from some shit i just sold for a good profit. Should I go pay off some of my federally held student loans that are about 4.8%? Or something else with it? I know I could just throw it in a HYSA and technically come out ahead

>>57153959
>Should I go pay off some of my federally held student loans
Nobody else is...

>>57153959
You can put $7000 in to a tax advantaged IRA and buy treasuries with it and take the other $1000 and pay off your loans and make a small profit on the spread but you'll probably need to be quick because I don't think the short term rates are going to stay over 5% for too much longer.

>>57153968
yeah but biden doesn't care about any of those losers because they're basically deadweights anyways. He'll probably drag their asses through court because he hates the middle class so much.

>>57153987
Biden can't do anything either way more than likely.

>>57153986
oh shit I should put my shit into an IRA. I didn't max mine this year. That's a good idea.

>>57153987
Anon, they're going to use all of the defaults on student loans as a reason why the economy is a failure when Trump is elected again.

Holy shit did anyone see that ad for QQQ on the football game?
That was cringe

>>57154013
>football
I'm watching WWE, no thanks

>>57154013
Will that make it pump tomorrow, do you think?

Where's that kid that posted the bulltapgraph.png overlay all the time?

i dumped all my QQQ as soon as i saw the constant shilling of it during the college ball games. now Cletus is looking to invest. its over

>>57154018
No the commercial was too dumb
We're fucked

>>57154013
That and SAVE are posted on Disney constantly

>>57153887
Cutting out necessary expenses, I take home $1400/month with only other expenses being food & gas. Currently I put in 8% and get 6% match. I can put in 4% and get 4% matched.
>>57153850
I get 100% up to 4% then the next 4% is 50%.
I currently max that out and put 8% to get 6% match. Considering going to 6% to get 5% matched, or 4% to get 4% matched.
I have ~$10k student loans debt @ 7% interest in the process of repaying. Or thinking about dropping some money into some aggressive, non-leveraged ETFs to save for a down payment.
I want to buy a home in 5 years because I am sick of renting and don't want to share any land.

>>57153842
>my entire net worth is riding on financial advice from this man

>>57153986
I wish I could buy 1 month t-bills on interactive brokers

>>57154052
I typically do 3 months. I'm thinking about doing some 6 months though.
The one month rate is better but if we get rate cuts/the market freaks out the trade could be way better than just holding to maturity anyway.

>>57154052
>$bil
let the big boys do it for you

>>57153842
I knew watching this would be a complete waste of time.

>>57154039
SAVE as in Spirit Airlines or as in SAVE shares for the arbitration play?

Because if it's the former, none of us gives a fuck about the actual airline.

First for BOIL

>>57154087
But it was what america means to me.

ZROZ

>>57153842
how hard is it to get audio working in both ears. fix that shit its embarrassing.

>>57154023
>>57154029
>>57154018
>>57154013
link to commercial please

>>57154040
Definitely keep at least the 4% match but if I were you I'd focus on paying down that 7% debt after that, the rates higher than I'd feel comfortable with.

Any reason for the adversion to leveraged ETFs? You'll be hard pressed to find aggressive ETFs that outperform even just 2x LETFs like SSO/QLD

MARA is already up 17% overnight.

>>57154131
It was this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZBiKiDtsAk
I might be overselling the cringe, it's not THAT bad

>>57154088
It's the ATT airplane commercial. They should be sued for tampering.

>>57152919
More of an Encore $EU guy myself, it’s the best uranium equity out there imo

If U stocks get crushed, buy EU if it’s under $5

>>57154142
Wow that was pretty rough lol.

>>57154142
ty sir

>>57154119
Buddy check /UB Computer

>>57154119
But there's no proof we've broken free of the indexes. Too many people watching?

>>57154151
URNM has some EU, not much but it's there. URA has some too.

>>57154077
oh come on there had to be an easier way to get that shot

>>57154142
where is the interracial couple and gay white guy?

>>57154188
>>57154077
>you will never film cunny Natalie Portman several feet directly above her on a bed

>>57154188
Art tho.

>>57154040
6% to get 5% is an 83% gain instantly, on top of what you put in not being taxed. In general, accounts that the government limits how much you can put in are very good, hence the government limiting them (roth ira / 401k). So I wouldn't go below 6% into your 401k.

As far as savings goes, I wouldn't do something very aggressive if you are saving for a down payment. Being aggressive is good if you don't need the money for 15 years, but if you want to get the money in 5 years you risk the ETF going down and you actually losing money on it. Especially with interest rates so high I would just do some money market fund for now. I wouldn't even do SPY if saving for a down payment, just SPAXX or equivalent.

>>57153666
trips of truth

>>57154077
Thanks bro

>>57154109
Close.

>>57154118
Grim.

ZIM will continue to skyrocket because Biden is too much of a pussy to nuke some dune coons.

>>57154142
top signal

>>57154135
No real good reason for aversion just don't believe in it. Good with going for a strong bull ETF with good underlyings.
Wasn't going to go under 4%. Appreciate the advice.
>>57154232
Appreciate the advice on the type of fund to put in.

>>57154138
;__________;

buy me a new microphone phagots

>>57154271
What? You can't afford one with all your investment gains?

Face it, Rocker, you should've full ported Mongolian Mining Corp and called it a year.

>>57154271
KILL IT WITH FIRE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57154271
I almost liked you again.

>>57154258
ZIM is going to continue to pump on blind Red Sea hype and then dump back on the reality that there is no actual container ship shortage.

>>57154310
Longer routes -> more ships needed for the same amount of global cargo -> container ship shortage solved. Badda bing badda boom.

>>57154310
>no actual dividend
Fuck cargo this is an oil issue.

>>57154314
Doesn't matter as long as there's excess capacity to cushion the impact, and on top of that there's still the whole wall of deliveries next year.

>>57154322
Tankers gonna keep mooning. This is just another shitstorm on top of all the other bad geopolitical weather, and no one is going to fucking order new VLCCs, ever, because the whole globohomo western world has been trained to believe that oil will stop existing 5 years from now.

>>57152895
i want Frieren's sweaty asscheeks to sit on my face

>>57154335
>Tankers gonna keep mooning
How high is Zim going? Already loaded up bro

Alright ELF LOVERS. Time to load up on MIGI and WULF

How do I profit from this?

>>57154391

>>57154488
short BidenCoin

>>57154488
>poww

>>57154488
Bet on Vivek Ramashwarma to win the presidency

So about those fundamentals. Why did The Feds release the annual report one year early? Fucking up all the numbers forever? No one can possibly believe higher for longer in the event of an election year; correct? Let's talk macro events for this year.
>Elections
>2 wars
>Mass Immigration/Globalization
>Deflationary USD
>OPEC
>Central Bank Corruption
>Inflationary bitcoins
>Import/Export embargo's
I would love to have a discussion on any of these topics; it is all macro so we talking theories and speculation. Data would be nice but as you can see from pic related; Data won't be reliable

>>57153842
why aren't you acknowledging that poem anon was charlie munger

>>57152895
>UPRO
Get yo' money up not yo' funny up

>>57154463
ZIM is not a tanker stock

>>57154525
Ramaswamy 24'
>the true /smg/ lurker and bono fide president

>>57154538
Up and to the right jack, you're overthinking it.

>>57154553
I will not
>just close the fucking door
mr. powell.

>>57153953
>What will happen tomorrow?
The market will open at 9:30 and close at 16:00

>>57154551
Where did you get this photo of me?
Also
>Voting for a literal poo

>>57154582
if poos are good enough for megacap tech
they are good enough for the U.S. government

>>57154548
Give me the best tanker stock

>>57154613
xom

he cannot believe it

>>57154613
KNOP

VNTR is going to moon. Hedge funds are buying it biggly

>>57154613
FRO

>>57154622
Based fellow XOM holder. But selling any time soon. Great energy company, green company, tech company, chemical company, you name it. XOM.

>>57154271
> 1 black boy has committed the same amount of crimes as 3 white people
Your sentence is longer because of a thing called 'Priors'.

BUDDY LOOK AT 1M TREASURY

>>57154657
Lets BUY this year anon.

Here is a fascinating read of a journal talking about BRICS having an additional 7 countries added; main interest is Saudi and UAE. Is it time to start investing in other currencies and wait out inflation?
>https://carnegieendowment.org/2023/12/05/difficult-realities-of-brics-dedollarization-efforts-and-renminbi-s-role-pub-91173

Who will profit most from instability in the Red Sea, wind or oil supermajors?
Has NATONTR peaked or is there still higher to go for western defence companies?

>>57154488
Shyster sites posting blatant nonsense? Precious metal exchangers and activated almond stocks
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/approval/joe-biden/

>nvax bros

>>57154613
Stay the hell away from PSHG and IMPP.
This is financial advice.

>>57154677
the saudi and UAE currencies are literally pegged to the dollar

>>57154670
Have been already. I like it under 100. Looking to see if I can get it in the low 90s in 2024. Will buy lower too. But selling a share in my lifetime is the plan. Dividend doubles every 9 years or so.

>>57154692
<3

>>57154694
Read the fucking article; it is literally discussed in detail. Fuck; here is a blurb form the opening. You are correct, yet with the new power houses looking to decouple; our dollary doo might night be as hot shit as it used to be. Especially when we have become a humanitarian crises
>pic related

>>57154696
Keep writing BUT and meaning NOT.
Buttnot

>>57154677
>Investing in oil and gas during January in what looks like one of the warmest winters on record
>While global shipping is disrupted
>In countries pegged to the USD and in a talking shop that will soon be majority western aligned

If inflation does start to rise again it's absolutely not going to work the way you think it will.

>>57154613
ECO

>>57154726
There is literally no replacement even close to the USD. International settlements in non-USD is literally meme-tier and always will be until another centre of gravity emerges which won't happen because the Yuan is trash and China is a dumpster fire.

>>57154734
inflation is good for government; bad for citizens.But government is about to lose dollar value due to decoupling of said dollar to stronger currnecies. I am thinking the India/Russia/China are gonna just use the middle eastern money to avoid getting emargoes using freedom dollars. This would result in inflation with no production or goods; which would indeed work the way I think. Unless the next president does something to streangthen fiscal relations with the east asia's.

>>57154748

>>57154748
What about the UAE/Saudi money? Couldn't the AED be used to transplant USD? It wouldn't be that far fetched regarding the need for liquidity in Egypt.

BETS to the moon

Im going to trade for the first time in a few months tomorrow. What have I missed? Lines still go up and down right? Or just up now? Any bobos still alive? Shill me some plays boys

>>57154787
Currently discussing this. I say down. waayyyy down. Unless some presidential tom foolery happens to buy the election. Macro is tough on election year.

>>57154787
Lines will go very up on miners

>>57154798
>Unless some presidential tom foolery happens
You don't believe in bidenomics CHUD?

>>57154811
Miners make my lines go up

Who cares about a drawdown unless you are going to start living off your portfolio in 2024. Sucks for you geezers, for the rest of us it's just a strong buy signal.

>Saudi Arabia and UAE join BRICS

Is this the end of the USD petrodollar or nah? How do I profit from this shit?

>>57154787
Also was thinking about opening a futures trading account this year. I want to become a VIXchad like the VIX market maker paypig anon

>>57154855
USA never had a petrodollar. USA has murderdollar. The dollar is king currency because the USA can kill everyone faster and more times than anyone else.

>>57154866
>the USA can kill everyone faster and more times than anyone else.
Unfathomably based

>>57154866
The military industrial complex is an unstoppable machine.
>>57154855
See my earlier post and read the article. PRetty crazy. I just finished making a sample FOREX echange chart to see what would be most profitable. at 15% it is looking like The EURO to AED, then waiting for AED to catch up to USD and trade that back in for either stocks or USD.

>>57154821
I can't believe in something that is alays in a state of
>TRANS

>>57154811
Didnt you panic sell on Friday?

I think tomorrow morning I will go buy a donut to celebrate the markets opening back up
And they HAD BETTER open back up in the green...

Hows China looking?

>>57154990
slanted

Did that string next to the water fountain appear via RAPE RAY?

>>57154970
Top signal

>>57154994
>8h4oksuE

>markets

https://youtu.be/EGyfdtW5zn0?si=BclmmT-JAc9wcsD4

>bumpy landing

>markets open tomorrow

Okay you guys. Fuck. I think I cracked the arbitrage code for FOREX trading. This would be the sequence; after 15% interest/premium in price
>USD-AED
>AED-SAR/SR
>SAR/SR-EURO/USD
The last arbitrage pending on which government took the bigger shit in international fiscal usage. I am not looking into the Yen because they keep getting their infrastructure fucked.

It's all bots isn't it?

BABA bro is going to cry tomorrow and the day after tomorrow forever.

>>57154912
>TRANS
My uncle also trains. Trains is hard job

>>57155090
Why is it that the 1 USD=.27 in both SR money and AED money; yet, 1 AED money is .98 in SAR but SAR is 1.02 in AED? What kind of middle eastern shenanigans is this? how does .98 cents in one country equal 1.02 in the other even though the translation to the internation USD is both .27? What kind of funny money math magic is this? Can another smarty pants please follow up on my math?
>USD=.27 UAD
>USD=.28 SR
>SR= .98 AED
>AED=.1,02 SR
Can we do it boys? Can we arbitrage our way to the top?

Let the mumoid cope begin

>>57154990
China will grow larger.

Calls or nothin, simple as

Someone please give me some sort of validation that I am right. or wrong. I just need to know.

>>57154855
its not the end, but its a challenge. expect increased US presence in the middle east.

>>57154613
Every fucking stock I've invested in

>>57155249
TANSTAAFL. If some obvious arbitrage shows up in forex, it's because one of your pairs is illiquid as shit.

Anyone here holding or looking at long vix calls (8 month time horizon). It seems unlikely we don’t have at least unlikely we don’t have at least one intraday movement past $20 or a slow creep. Lemme hear what vix mad lads think

>>57155111
I suppose so. Question then is whether that matters.

Levered up in GOOGL calls for throughout 2024.

Gemini will roll out on every Android phone in the world and Google will have #1 marketshare ahead of OpenAI within 2 years.

Expect Google Cloud to perform better this quarter with increased growth from TPU and ai-related cloud rental.

Google search will not be materially affected by LLMs. Something that people are missing is that there are many types of searches. Informational , navigational, and intent based searches. ChatGPT only takes away the informational searches. The intent based commercial searches will not go anywhere. These types of keywords cost the most currently. The cheapest keywords to bid for are informational searches like what ChatGPT offers.

Google is going to fucking rip in 2024. Hop aboard SMG.

>Bidenomics

BUY PUTS NOW

>>57155390
CallsRNotDaWae

>Goodnight FBI
>Goodnight CIA
>Goodnight NSA
>Goodnight JIDF
>Goodnight Mossad
>Goodnight Navy Intelligence
>Goodnight MI6
>Goodnight NATO Special Forces
>Goodnight Daddy Jerome
>Goodnight Mommy Janet
>Goodnight Jannies
>Goodnight Market Makers
>Goodnight CNBC talking heads
>Goodnight Larry Fink
>Goodnight Barry Diller
>Goodnight Wallstreet Jews
>Goodnight Goyim series holders
>Goodnight CME Group
>Goodnight OCC
>Goodnight Clearinghouses
>Goodnight Broker/Dealers
>Goodnight Jamie Dimon
>Goodnight Warren Buffet
>Goodnight Elon Musk
>Goodnight Carl Icahn
>Goodnight Jeremy Siegel
>Goodnight Ken Griffin
>Goodnight Jacob Rothschild
>Goodnight Bill Gates
>Goodnight Jeff Bezos
>Goodnight Mark Zuckerberg
>Goodnight Ray Dalio
>Goodnight President Joe
>Goodnight President Trump
>Goodnight CBOE
>Goodnight NYSE
>Goodnight Nasdaq
>Goodnight Bank of Russia
>Goodnight Saudi Royal family
>Goodnight George Soros
>Goodnight Klaus (Charles) Schwab
>Goodnight United Nations
>Goodnight President Zelinsky
>Goodnight Bill Ackman
>Goodnight Steve Cohen
>Goodnight SEC
>Goodnight transfer agents
>Goodnight credit rating agencies
>Goodnight central banks
>Goodnight regional banks
>Goodnight hedgies
>Goodnight baggies
>Goodnight mumus
>Goodnight bobos
>Goodnight scalpers
>Goodnight swingers
>Goodnight bogleheads
>Goodnight MM fund bros
>Goodnight CD fags
>Goodnight VIXchads
>Goodnight leveraged ETF chads
>Goodnight muni bond c.u.c.k.s.
>Goodnight commodities c.u.c.k.s.
>Goodnight oil barrons
>Goodnight BOILbros
>Goodnight miners chads
>Goodnight cryptofags
>Goodnight megacap tech giants
>Goodnight DJI boomers
>Goodnight meme stock fags
>Goodnight sector ETF chads
>Goodnight REIT c.u.c.k.s.
>Goodnight chink stock retards
>Goodnight Michael Burry
>Goodnight Jim Chanos
>Goodnight ESG investors
>Goodnight go woke go broke stocks
>Goodnight KO boomer
>Goodnight TLT/TMF shills
>Goodnight NVAX bros (RIP)
>Goodnight Semis chuds
>Goodnight consumer staples boomers
>Goodnightmutualfundfags

Reminder that I opened my trading account. This is the final warning.

>>57155324
>Question then is whether that matters
No

>>57155448
good night fren

>>57155357
>>Bidenomics

new year new me new filipina pussy

>>57155322
when the fed starts cutting I will be shorting pretty hard.

>>57155187
So who would the next banks be to fall? Wells Fargo?

In case you guys wanted to buy plates for your homegym. Have fun. The prices shit already pretty much doubled through Corona (bought myself stuff prior, which is now actually 40-45% more expensive if not more (especially small plates))

Look at fuckin iron ore. And china isn't even booming. Wtf is that. It has reached higher than 2022 and is now at lower 2020-2021 levels.

>>57155618
Shorting vix or the market? Assuming fed cuts above inflation price target it would imply a recession which Id think means vix goes up but idk. We’re living in clown world.

>>57155448
GOODNIGHT /smg/

>>57149399
It was a decent episode, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it the greatest episode of all time.
Still made for a decent timesink. I'm satisfied.

>>57155333
>Gemini will roll out on every Android phone
not happening

>>57151906
It will never stop, AI slop is too good. Bullish for MSFT if they can ever figure out how to stop bleeding money from letting the whole world use Dall-E 3 all day on their servers for free.

>>57155789
Won't happen. It'd be like charging people to use email at this point. People will just go somewhere else.

>>57155690
the market. longing vix.

>>57155187
>muh glitch
glitches aren't real, "US 1 M" isn't real either.

Get ready to crash.

>>57155789
Chief Justice Roberts who's infamous for hand writing everything talked about AI replacing a lot of the tedious work in law such as legal clerks and retainers

Literal new year optimism retard pump, wow

>>57155867
>retard pump
Yeah we're reaching levels unseen since last friday

>>57154138
Where do you see that information anon? Please help I'm new to this and trying to understand.

>>57155826
No we pump the markets to record highs

What will be the next economic lulz to distract the normies?

>>57155875
Look at DAX.

> HCOB Manufacturing PMI Final (Dec)
>Actual: 43.3
>Expected: 43.1
>Previous: 42.6

Germany is saved

>>57155897
there will be the FUD about the loan from bureaucrats to bankers from last spring 2023.

BABA sisters............

My entire portfolio is now in MARA, COIN and 3x COIN

>>57155939
The golden ching chong xi bing pi era will come soon comrade

>yields

Dow jones up .3% pre market. Am I cooked?

US treasury bonds aren't worth the paper they're printed on.

US now casually dunking on the retarded EU pump. classic.

>>57155980
Let me work some magic

>>57155187
WELLS FARGO

MARA bobos ….

What australian share should I buy? I have ALL,BHP,MTS and YAL. 1500 aud to spend

>>57154688
Stunning and brave

OPEN THE FOOKIN MAHKETS LETS MAKE SOME FOOOOOKIN GAINSSSSSSSSSS

>>57154843
noa makes my go up

>>57155808
>nothing to see here, goyim

>tfw no immodest Lebanese female broker
https://twitter.com/CNBCJou/status/1742107703583879538

>>57156232
women really have an easy life

Just came back from holiday
> -1.5% just for today, 3 hours since open
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO BURGERS

Minerbros are getting euphoric. I am once again advising smg to buy MARA puts.

>Oil +3%
das it mane

What a gay fucking start. Holy shit, I hate the market so much.

>yields

>Turkish security forces detains 33 people for allegedly spying on behalf of Israel’s Mossad intelligence agency, a month after Ankara warned it would respond to any plots to kill members of Palestinian militant group Hamas on its soil

LMAO

Uuuhh, look at yields. Is this because of the Saudis joining BRICS?

This shit better pump today

Casual day for DAX and it's dropping further after screenshot. And Sartorius, the memecompany is still +4%. Lol, ironically this is one of those shitcoins in the index and it's still in the plus. No clue how that works.

>>57156332
16805 now, lol. All the way back down. Off to a good start into the year.

>already down to mid December levels
THIS IS NOT FUNNY

anyone rotating back into TMV?

>>57155187
6%? Woah.

>BANGBANGBANG
OPEN THE FOOKIN MAHKETS LET US FOOKIN TRADEEEEEEEEE

Demented market, literally on the first trading day of the year.

god damn, big dump incoming

>2024 Year Of The Dragon aka Year Of Prosperity.
>We up in the Year Of The Dragon.
>All my Chink stocks down 2%.
Where's the fucking Dragon, don't tell me we're bagholding another year...

>>57156667
>doesn't fuckin know when chinese new year is despite buying chinese stocks based on horoscopes

so bros are we dumping or pumping?

>>57156679
I can't fucking wait till February 10th. The Dragon better be coming earlier this year.

>>57156696
Yes

Mumu?

bear bros... is it time to capitulate

wtf did I just wake up to?!

>>57156716

>>57156707
Im ok bobo, im up 240% on SOXL.
65% gains last year.

Actually crazy how the market is currently dying on no nothing, lol.

>>57156701
> reddit respond
kys

I'm down to 14th December levels now
Shits insane

>>57156696
first day of the trading year? seems awful odd for a dump

>>57156734
no u

>vix computer ytd

I'm feeling pretty good about my puts.

PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP

What's up with 10Y computer?

>Rational market theory
But hey, it's just a theory. AN ECONOMIC THEORY

https://youtu.be/0Igj3qI0GBA?si=YQMtmLZWA1WtA0jJ&t=1008

>>57156841
Stop spamming your chart with memelines

>>57156813
Don't worry, the Plunge Protection Team is on the job. Even pre market.

>>57156865
I do what I want. If you want me to stop, you can report, you are free to do so.

>>57154138
thank god I didn't sell during the dump last week, and big fuck you to all MARA bears who bought puts in anticipation

>>57156713
Yeah I'm gonna put in all my money in META and either get rich or lose it all and kill myself

Buy BETS
Buy MIGI
Buy Wulf

>>57156871
bro listen to me, the stock aint worth a dime over 12. Why dont you do some due diligence for once? Why not hedge your position with puts, and then use the proceeds to buy more stock later? It's literally free stock bro.

>>57156813
https://youtu.be/kMzjf6K0ll0?t=434

>futures

Sqqq & spxs calls that I bought before Xmas are finally paying off but my dumbest play US Steel puts, has yet to manifest. Pray to kek for me lads

>>57156899
Does anyone have any of these cleaning bots? Do they do a good job?

>>57156908
I would also want one. Specially a heavy duty one. Sirena water vacuum cleaner is the goat tho

>>57156908
eh. You have to empty it out anyway, you might as well just vacuum.
If you don't have any furniture, stairs, carpet, or pets it's kind of nice because you can vacuum slightly less frequently.

>>57156925
>You have to empty it out anyway,
That's ok as long as it's not too often like every week.
>If you don't have any furniture,
Yeah I'd imagine it's good for open spaces.

>>57156908
I bought a fancy one for black friday because my $100 one seemed to work well. I like it.

https://www.amazon.com/roborock-Max-Ultra-Self-Emptying-Self-Refilling/dp/B0BR5D59MF

>>57156889
listen here pal, I know MARA and other crypto miners are pump and dump. I first bought MARA in end of November when news started circulating that the BTC ETF will be approved in early January. I intend to sell sometime this week before it is announced as it will be a sell the news event.

>>57156937
Nice, this one empties itself.

>>57156946
>no crypto mining reit
it hurts

>>57156957
Yeah also cleans its little mop. Obviously not as good as vacuuming/mopping yourself but hey it does it daily and can get under the beds and stuff.

>>57156946
okay? I went all in on MARA last december when it was trading at 3 and made 10x my money because unlike you i actually valued the companys' stock. If you just keep going off of memes youre going to get rekt'd one day.

>>57156970
>can get under the beds and stuff.
That's a big plus.

>>57156908
If you have furniture with enough space underneath and hard floors it is really nice. It keeps the general dust problem at bay and is certainly better than the once a week cleaning I used to do. But you have to empty it and clean it occasionally.

>>57156978
>But you have to empty it and clean it occasionally.
Well this issues have been solved already. >>57156937 this anon has one that cleans and empties itself.

>le domp
Hmpf I see, naruhodo.

>>57157004
>>57157004

>>57156984
I meant the little sensors and wheels. Especially if there are people with long hair in your household, it will get tangled up in the little wheels. Also, I don't really think the mop self-cleans very well. I have a hard time cleaning it by hand.

>>57156973
you talk about due diligence yet you bought MARA at $3 which is know to dilute their stock. MARA is not a long term stock but a volatile swing trade stock during crypto mania

>>57157011
waste water is dirty every time I dump it, but yeah definitely not as good as scrubbing with a mop.

>>57157017
And do you also clean the mob? Or is the self-cleaning in the docking station good enough?

>>57157028
I havent cleaned it yet but seems good enough when I look. I do have to pull out wifes hair from sweeper though like youre saying.

>>57157014
>not knowing the difference between dilutive and accretive
God damn you are one dumb retard faggot, and you deserve to lose all your money. Again the only advice I can give you is to do some real research.

>>57157065
instead of arguing back with facts you instead resort to acting like nigga, sounds like your the dumb retard faggot