/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57138559
>19 years old
>674k in crypto
>dating 18 year old virgin blonde
>still hate life

>23 years old
>grunt in the army
>271k in crypto
>want to die

>>57138559
Stfu faggot. You only have yourself to look at, stop giving a shit about other people and work on yourself. Fuck You.

>30
>250.000 euros
>waging for 51.000 before taxes
It feels so pointless. It will take so many years before I can quit waging

>>57138641
You could quit waging next year of you go all in on polkadot right now

>26 years old
>homeless
>807k in crypto
>want to die

>>57138559
When you say still in college do you mean like you started an undergrad degree when you were 18 and you've been on and off for 10 years without finishing or do you mean you're doing post-grad/graduate/phd studies? Because one is different than the other.

>>57138609
People, especially women, compare you constantly to others. The one with the better resume gets the job, the one with more money gets the house, the one who is taller/hotter gets the girl as well as friends etc.

>>57138569
>>dating 18 year old virgin blonde
>19
You're supposed to say 39, it doesn't sound impressive if you say 19.

>>57138654
I studied economics from 19-23 but then switched to electrical engineering because I was failing econ and had no fun, basically lived like a NEET. I am currently finishing up my EE masters, hopefully graduate next year at 29. My resume looks like dogshit and I only hold BTC-ETH, so I won't be making any gains next year either.

>>57138571
How'd you get to 271k in crypto in the army soldierbro

>>57138697
yes you will, stop sabotaging yourself, btc/eth is nor 10/100x but it still the best long term.

>>57138732
btc/eth is not even 2x.
>long-term
nobody can say anything about this, bitcoin might die in a few years and so might eth

>>57138742
oh i see

you are a doomer

it's gonna be ok bro, just keep investing don't fall for the shitcoin narrative and memes, you might think they are amazing and give 100x returns but you only hear the few sucess stories while the other hundred of thousands of people get dumped on

>>57138710
I got lucky with some moonshots. Lots of swing trading.

>27
>$133k in Bitcoin
>no degree, no skill
I don't want to kms cause I'm living a great life rn but I feel time is running out on the career front, and hence entrance into polite society and a nonfat wife

>>57138763
I guess I am a doomer but not a true one because I still stick to my financial plan very strictly and work towards a somewhat better future. I guess having a girlfriend would be nice at some point, would cheer me up a little and make me feel loved. My life is just cold and seeing a green graph doesn't make it any warmer.

>>57138697
if you never worked how did you make 50k?
how can you fail easy shit like 1+1 econ but do elec engineering kek wtf

>24 year old
>Like 20k net worth
>No degree
Life is good bros

>>57138649
what are these kind of shitlarps>>57138569

I hate these threads because they're believable and you're all representations of the sell pressure that will stop me from getting to low seven figs and financial freedom. Fuck you niggers, sell now if it is so terrible and if you dont have the conviction to weather six-fig volatility you would never have made it anyway

>>57138559
Just marry a rich dude

36 years old

Dropped out of university in 4th year after getting bad psychosis.

Ill tell you my net worth after I finish counting the change on table, cup holder and under couch

Dont be so hard on yourself, things could be worse, you could be like me. Dont be like me

>>57138798
Nice i hope you're getting out

>>57138559
I was 30 just finishing up college with like 30k in debt and an old truck to my name. Now I'm 37, good career, own a house and some land, total net worth probably somewhere in the 500k range. Stick with it and you can end up like me. Next steps are: marry someone whose parents will pay off your student loans and provide you with a 20% down payment on a house, buy that house in a depresseed housing market and hold for 6 years so its value nearly doubles, have a wealthy relative die and leave you 150k, ????, profit.

>>57140325
>I was 30 just finishing up college with like 30k in debt and an old truck to my name. Now I'm 37, good career, own a house and some land, total net worth probably somewhere in the 500k range
how did you turn tables so quickly? 500k from 30k debt is a quick change

>>57140363
30k debt got paid off as a gift. So now I'm at 0. Got 40k gift to buy house for around 200k which is now worth 400k with 120k left on the mortgage, +280k NW. Add the 150k inheritance and my contributions to 401k over the years and I'm around 500k NW. Moral of the story is accept help, get lucky, keep eyes open for opportunities.

>>57140446
>30k debt got paid off as a gift.
>Got 40k gift to buy
>Add the 150k inheritance
moral of the story is you got 5 figure and 6 figure gifts from nowhere
lol fuck this shit

>>57140466
I was fully transparent about that in my first post, I never said I worked hard or anything, just got lucky.

>>57138798
What exchange are you trading on? What was your best trade?

>>57140528
Only normal nigger poors count their equity in their net worth you still sound poor my man. Glad it worked out for you though.

39. 500k cash. 500k crypto
No house. Fiancé capable of White Children.
Am I gmi

>>57140882
Nope. You should be retired by now

>>57138569
Don't fuck that up anon. If you're going to sleep with her, marry her. Don't start a trend of her going through a bunch of boyfriends only to be single and struggling to find a guy 20 years later. End that shit from the start.

>>57138882
I have worked part-time and invested the money into crypto/stocks.
I failed econ because I had no interest in it, I could never bring myself to study.

>37. $90k mostly in stock/bonds. Fuck crypto.
>No house. Loveless wife. No kids.
>Back in school. No debt. ~$60k job.
Life keeps changing but never moves forward. I am living like I was at 22, just eating better food and having less sex.

>>57141013
It’s over for you due to the wife

>>57138559
>28
>250k networth
>190k in crypto
>lost my childhood friends
>wanna kms everyday

All I have is lifting and guitar, and this stupid fucking cursed place.

>>57138559

You're doing fine dude. Your net worth will start to exponentially increase as you get older and build up your assets.

You're doing way better than most normies.

>>57138887
Everyone is larping you stupid monkey

>>57141096
>Lifts
>Plays guitar
Sounds pretty good. Your childhood friends are losers anyhow.

>>57141018
LMAO fuckin' yup.
I still get what I need of puss though. Not saying I am a good guy.

>>57141174
God I wish...
>>57141013
That's my life, anon... every day.

>>57141013
The very rare low poly comic which isn't trying to mindrape you with CIA influence

>>57138559
At 28 I was back to living in my parents house and my net worth was maybe around yours at the time. I’m 45 now and make 240k a year and have a ~2m net worth, not great for my age but way better than I ever thought it would be when I was 28. Your life can change at anytime especially if you want it bad enough. Don’t give up bro. 8h28y

>27
>1.7M in crypto
>no wife or house yet

Should I just kms

>>57138571
sick man, get your college paid for, maintain your clearance and try to buy a house outright with your gains. YAGMI

>>57138559
Don't be discouraged fren. I graduated college when I was 33 YO. I have a very comfy life now (am 35) making $120k base salary (up to 240 with bonus). I also have a 23 YO QT3.14159 that I met in my last year of college.

>22
>55k NW
>1 year left of college

suicide fuel

>>57138559
>22
>20k
>NEET (went to out of state college for a year, was too expensive, tried transfering to in state and every school rejected me, have never had a job)
its so fucking over

>25
>7k
>dropped out college NEET

just accepted it's over ever since I lost 400k in 2021 and bought a cheap van to live in further decreasing my chances of getting a gf to zero

>>57138559
Year older and twice the NW.
I just want to buy a house somewhere I don't have to worry about getting shot

>>57138559
>30
>NEET
>just lost 297 on shitcoins

>37 years old
>7mm net worth
>chronically ill with COVID
I am not going to make it bros

>37 years old
>7mm net worth
>chronically ill with long COVID
I am not going to make it bros

>34
>124,000 pounds
>I feel dead inside
>no reltionship
I need to be Lucky to make it.

>>57144132
>>57144137
>he took the vax

>37 years old
>7mm net worth
>chronically ill with long COVID
I am not going to make it bros

>>57144145
i did but i got COVID 1.5 years later and the effects of the vaxx should have waned by then

>>57144147
>long COVID
R.I.P, it's crazy how long that COVID is

>>57144147
>>57144152
are we in 2024 still pretending we have fake imaginary diseases?
kys already
you don't deserve to be here

>>57138559
Hey bro, I'm 31 and only worth 9k! Don't worry so much :')

>>57138559
I've kept meticulous documentation of my finances since I was 26. At your age, I was 2 years out of college and my net worth was only $52k in December 2018. My net worth is now $1.7 million. Invest every spare penny and life will get better,

>>57144185
I meant December 2017*

>>57138559
tonight is literally raining money

>>57138883
based life enjoyer

YGMI fren

>>57144168
i wish it was fake and imaginary

https://twitter.com/SalvMattera/status/1739171006940635208

Send me some money 2024 is the year of karma according to GG33 the numerology guy

you will support my new glorified homeless lifestyle with it >>57143786

maybe the good karma will heal you, atleast I hope so.

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>>57144346
>https://twitter.com/SalvMattera/status/1739171006940635208
shut up china you will not take another year

>>57138883
Based Hobbit

>>57144346
forgot to mention I wrote that to you long covid guy.

I'm white btw

>>57144513
forgiven

>>57138559
>I am not going to make it bros.
Just dump those funds into QANX, TRIAS, and AZERO and stay comfy, bruh.

25, broke, autistic too retarded to understand stocks and trading, close to roping. I don't know how you anons manage to make so much money. I just want money so I can be comfortable. Anons who've made it big, APPRECIATE what you have. I know it's retarded but the only way from here for you is up

>>57144185
how did you do it? some words of advice?
I'm quite young to be honest.

>>57145194
Take school seriously and use it to get into a career that pays well. I graduated with $160k in student loans but I lived modestly like a college student for a few years until I paid it off. And I invested (still do) a large chunk of my disposable income into crypto, stocks, 401k, etc.

>>57145194
Just buy another $SHIB when /biz/ will shill it to you. So easy.

>>57145253
any ideas?
Theirs the possibility of mass unemployment? I'm questioning joining the army and getting a free uni degree.

>>57145310
Are you really gonna base your future on some doomerchud poorfag theory? You can't go wrong with a career in healthcare since it's recession-proof. Software engineering is very rewarding too but I heard it's going through a slump now. I would only join the military as a last resort if home life is unstable or I wasn't able to get loans/scholarships.

>>57145253
How much do you invest per month?

>>57145397
Close to $8000

>>57145371
I wish to join the military for software engineering/tech. I don't mind taking less money.

>>57145425
Jesus, I'm only able to invest 3400 a month.

>>57138559
i was 28 once and had $75k, went back to college, now at 40 have $1.1m

>>57145478
1 million at 40 is pathetic

>>57138559
>still in college
Nigger, some people don't even get the opportunity or have the brain power to do basic math and reasoning in college... just finish. You'll be fine, they only way you fuck up is by dropping out.

>>57138559
But it all in FIL and sell 20x.