/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57137170

Have reasonable prices, good customer service, a good location and a decent variety of items on the menu.

>>57137183
How much capital to bootstrap it?

>>57137170
With a booty like that, she wouldn't be working as a barista if she was my girl jus saiyin

>>57137188

I have no clue.

>>57137170
Open a bikini barista stand, all you need is 2-3 sluts and a shack on the side of the road.

>>57137219
OP, THIS, but in certain parts of SoCal you can a get a special business license/permit, that allows the girls to be fully nude. Not meming, look it up. There's porn videos this out there. Just do that and pimp the girls out on the side. Scout them from the local high schools preferably.

>>57137197
fucking simp

a real man would make a bitch work and help him out

>>57137219
>>57137263
How to attract these sluts?

>>57137310
Have money and be tall and have long hair

Brap lattes. Hot female baristas will make the foam with their gas

>>57137170
starbucks but it's hooters. just hotties in bras and pajama shorts handing out lattes

>>57137263
>There's porn videos this out there. Just do that and pimp the girls out on the side. Scout them from the local high schools preferably

>>57137170
Hire exclusively non passing troons to work the front
Serving Folgers while larping it as ‘small batch single origin Honduran coffee’
Sell sandwiches that you bought at 7/11 and Walmart repackaged as freshly made in house. But all you did was squeeze some imitation lemon juice on it and add a sprinkle of salt extra for flavor
Make everything dark inside to give a library vibe
Ensure the troons get into fights regularly inFront of the customers

Everyone thinks of the hot half naked girl coffee shop idea but there are practically none so there must be some reason it's a bad idea

>>57137197
>>57137302
>>57137219

>>57137188
More than you have access to you whore posting time wasting slang spewing catalog sliding retarded child.

>>57137170
I'm started breathing manually while watching this.

Che troia, porcodio.

>>57137170
why are they such whores

>>57137418
Now I understand, I lost my job because I was too attractive.

>>57137540
what?

Clearly a gym ass

bump for actual interest

>>57137170
Make your female employees pad their chests. Show them that mythbusters episode where big tits get more tips. Have nothing but the finest coffee and breakfast with well paid employees with big tits. No alcohol to protect your women. They get groped, the gigs up. Also >>57137183

>>57137348
who is this semen demon

>>57137302
Uhh yeah she's gonna be working real hard in the kitchen, gym, and the bedroom while I provide

>>57137170
>all of the batistas at my local cafe are fat girls with blue hair
Wtf? There was once a cute girl there and I think she left for college or something. Now it's just fat bitches with horrible tattoos.

>>57137188
200k

>>57137170
turn around bitch