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new years eve, family party
>father in law sees me checking delta
>what is that anon?
>cryptocurrency portfolio tracker
>wow, why dont you cash that out?
>mfw

>> No.5712859

>>5712832
well well well, looks like we've arrived at this point again. Where another poor soul finally realizes that crypto is a scam because you can't cash out.

You LITERALLY can't fucking cash out. Seriously, try it. You wasted all your money on internet bucks. There is no way to convert it back to fiat. All those "exchanges" that claim to deposit your money into your bank? Those are scams, the deposit never goes through. All those people saying it isn't a scam? They're shills for the scam "exchanges."

Anyone who tries to refute this post is a scammer shilling for scammy exchanges.

>> No.5712880

lol yeah cash out on the 1st retard...good fucking idea...clap clap...lya dig

>> No.5712887
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5712887

>>5712832
My dad keeps asking me to cash out before it crashes and he keeps saying Bitcorns are $12k and crashing. I keep telling him I don't have any Bitcorns, I have things like ChainLink and Ark which are guaranteed to only go up.

>> No.5712946

>>5712859
Wut?

>> No.5713722

>>5712887
> ChainLink
> up
Pick one.

>> No.5713772

>>5712859
I already cashed out several hundreds of USD, are you stupid?

>> No.5713798

>>5713772
>several hundred
lol

>> No.5713855

>>5712832
Same here but one of workers saw my blockfolio and said "I heard BTC is going down on the news and you should sell it."

>> No.5713892

>>5713855
This is how you know you don't sell it

>> No.5713902

>>5713772
>several hundreds
Kek

>> No.5713937

>>5712859

>be me
>cashed out 309k
>the next day, a new 4chan meme was spawned
> "can't cash out"

>> No.5713955

>>5712887
>guaranteed
pls

>> No.5714272

>>5712859

You can cash out, you're just going to get your ass taxed since the government can see it going into your bank account. Hence why people either don't cash out or find ways around it by buying things directly with crypto or exchanging in cash.

>> No.5714286

>>5712859

>4 replies
>none aware that this is pasta that is only a month old
>the state of /nubiz/

>> No.5714320
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5714320

>>5714272
unless you're a dutchie like me.

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5714347

>>5713722
>>5713955
deluded nolinkers

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5714373

>>5713772
>several hundreds of USD

>> No.5714580

>>5713772
poorfag detected