/biz/ - Business & Finance

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kick start the adoption and ensure that all hair combers make it

>>57111151
Below $17 again

>>57111159
look again

>>57111151
Fuddies are in full on rage mode after seeing the LINK price explode today. Why does LINK of all things make them so angry?

(Chris Barter owns you)

>>57111170
Because the universe doesn’t let them buy it. It goes against their programming.

>>57111163
Done. Still below $ 17

>>57111186
good dog. now get on all fours and bark for me

>>57111186
Bro actually looked again LMAO cuck

Kek baggies

rage mode is their "default" mode
you're talking about a group of online cucks so impotent that they literally spent thousands of hours trying to fud on biz and twitter, and then the 0.2 early access pool filled up in about 5 hours anyway
at least they have those large collections of cock cage and sissy porn images they saved to make those fud memes to "pwn the linkies," im sure thats a comfort to them after all that effort made 0 impact whatsoever

Average mudslim fuddies

>>57111326
>they literally spent thousands of hours trying to fud on biz and twitter, and then the 0.2 early access pool filled up in about 5 hours
That really riled them up.
I saw hundreds of fuddie posts about how Linkies are so stupid for locking up their tokens. I bet that shit haunts their dreams.

>>57111475
It's pretty obvious they are seething about it. It must drive them mad that linkies are the next elite and they will end their pathetic lives before 2030

>>57111475
You really are stupid for locking up your tokens. Any true /biz/raeli knows this.

>>57111709
>You really are stupid for locking up your tokens
sounds like cope from a nopooler, pools closed.

>>57111709
I didn't lock anything up. I just don't understand why it would make you mad that other people did.

>>57111156
haircomb makes me poo my pants my good gentle friend

please to make claim on the haircomb for magnificent PASSIVE INCOMERY

>>57111206
>>57111207
kek baggies

>>57111475
how did that even happen btw?
previous staking period it took 1-2 days for the general access space to be filled, but this time it instafilled even though it was double the size

i guess some paranoid ones may have wanted to see how 0.1 would play out