/biz/ - Business & Finance

BUY tup

>>57108740
You're early.
>>57108712
>>57108713
Oh, makes dealing with clients and contractors on site a lot easier too because they get their own guest WiFi.
>>57108745
Exactly, no need to run shit through all the walls, all the jacks, running to each desk, etc. Slap a WAP in a room and 20 people have acces to it. You can change the office setup, etc, and not worry about changing anything network related.

>>57108740
>248%
wut?

$llap chads don’t expect the payment tell next year. Mainly because of tax reasons

SAVE SAVE SAVE

>>57108796
Based SAVE anon. I feel so dumb blowing up my account last week with a stupid typo, I'd be up so much it's kinda pissing me off. Oh well, on to the next trade. Gonna get back into it likely next week depending on where it closes Friday. Want to diversify into some MicroStrat, that stock is a gold mine when the new valuation rules for BTC are implemented.

has based st nick of wall street nassim nicholas taleb done or said anything relevant recently? i cant into twitter so i cant follow what hes up to. i read antifragile some years back.

>>57108756
I boughted with my wrong account and now I have no more money to buy.

NEW
YEARS
RALLY

also
>futures

This crack up boom in the stock market will end with the collapse of the United States. Now reply to me, you coping government shills.

C'mon BABA break above 80 already

>>57109016
That seems overly optimistic.

>>57108740
inflation is coming down, chud.

that's another biden win, btw.

>>57109016
I believe in my President, who I voted for. Together with swift action by the Federal Reserve, to save the banking system, I'm rich and can afford groceries because I took the side of America and bought SPY. You're poor and can't afford basic goods because you can barely keep up with inflation, kek. Good guys win. /pol/ tards lose.

Today SPY broke the premarket low at approximately 2:05pm but instead of keep trending down it reversed and shot up. Doesn't make sense.

>>57109016
Biden 2024 yay!

>>57109098
this is /biz/ anon, not /pol/.

it's almost like the indices are steered by overpowering, interlinked trading programmes...

>>57109016
calm down gerald

>>57109170
I would like those trading programs to pump the things I like and not just megacap tech

Looking to invest 15k and a further $550 monthly, I’m early 30s so starting kind of late but hoping to retire at 58. Large probability I’ll inherit about 100k in the next 5-10 yrs as well. So I can hold for 20 yrs or so. I’m bullish on the USA remaining the world super power for the next 20 despite what some faggots in the east have to say. Was thinking of going 80% VFV and 20% XEQT. I’m a leaf btw does this sound like a decent plan?

>>57108740
this morgan stanley cuck needs to stop being a sad custard before i shove mai boot up his ayass. Jk no hate.

>>57109192
why can't you accept that everything is orchestrated so the index values of the DJIA, SPX and NDX are ever increasing?
>40% SPY
>30% QQQ
>10% DIA
>you can try to beat le market with the rest

>>57108781
My March 15th calls do not care about the tax implications

>>57109218
because the anxiety with acceptance is a weird vibe ngl

>>57109016
May Lord melkor guide us I'm this green times to aquire the secret flame

>>57109218
that isn't fun

>>57109234
if losing money is fun to you then go ahead with whatever you are planning to do lol

>>57109016
In these*
Praise be to Lord melkor

world too scary, eternal void mid bruh

tiktok spirtualosm 4 disstrackshawn

TQQQ 60 call Feb mar15

>>57109241
I find your perspective for one who frequents a schizo contrarian anime Vietnamese basketweaving FBI entrapment forum lacking

>made more holding bitcoin then 401k of shitstocks like JNJ and other boringass staples like railroad and utility stocks

yep can't imagine being a 401k cuckold. These faggotass companies don't even need your worthless fiat when the fund managers give them taxpayer money the state didn't siphon for themselves yet. PS stop leeching off our gains with your mining stocks dumb bastards. My node is better then your fidnigelity and vanshitturd.

>>57109269
>im sure you read this. But i wish you the best regardless bro

This leveraged ProShares ETF seeks a return that is 3x the return of its underlying benchmark (target) for a single day, as measured from one NAV calculation to the next.

Due to the compounding of daily returns, holding periods of greater than one day can result in returns that are significantly different than the target return, and ProShares' returns over periods other than one day will likely differ in amount and possibly direction from the target return for the same period. These effects may be more pronounced in funds with larger or inverse multiples and in funds with volatile benchmarks.

>>57109269
Can’t go wrong with that

>>57109306
I’ll start laddering in tomorrow

>>57109287

>>57109202
>bullish on the USA
a fucking leaf..

>>57109318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA7OI3jW94s

>>57109344
What companies have earnings coming up and when?

>>57109368

buy X

>>57109391
kek

if options are always priced in and there's no way to really effectively win as retail, then why does anyone every buy them?

>>57109391
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>57109413
I enjoy gambling.

>>57109170
it's almost like there isn't even one single human involved in all of this

>>57109425
you know, that makes sense.

anyone else been following the AI threads on this site the last six months or so? They're considerably slower now than just a few months ago.

>>57109409
>>57109418
It's real too

>>57109430
can i set up my own computer to buy low sell low+1? or does that require hooking into some enormously expensive bullshit with nyse designed to keep normal people from making money

>>57109438
Calm before the rip

>>57109467
double kek

>>57109438
I don't get it. Correlation is not causation.

R8 my options. Started with 400 a week ago. Planning to dump at open and buy an FN Scar

why did bonds start dumping a year before rate cuts started?

>>57109391
I do business with some of these companies

>>57109563
Yeah, sell all that shit and wait for the rip down. Maybe buy a couple calls for March. Gonna be a fucking wild ride if Mr. Bones dealing.

>>57108740
How the fuck did everything increase in price so fast. A fucking fast food combo is like $12 now

>>57109170
interlinked

>>57109615
> le $0.29 hamburger was a thing in recent memory
Whatever they're telling you now about how good things are, they're lying. Hate to break it to you, but that's why you're poor, you believe their lies.

who actually cares about the DJIA when the ess and poopoo 500 includes all those companies?

>>57109563
A plain jane AR-15 will do exactly the same thing at far less cost, anon.

>>57109626
Were $5 footlongs real or was that a lie as well?

>>57109615
Inflation that is actually imaginary not true to our shared experience and is actually a good thing if you think about it and really what's so bad about a bag of potatoes costly a couple dollars extra and fast food employees ought be paid 15 an hour but also removed and replaced by automated kiosks and all of this is headed to a nice butteru soft landing buy electric vehicles reduce your carbon footprint live in the pod kill yourself to reduce your carbon footprint

Also i have snails now. These are Colombian giant ramshorn snails, not to be confused with pest ramshorn snails. In future i will have fish that eat their babies. They own nothing and are happy.

>>57109662
They were always 11 inches at best

>>57109626
1970s is not recent memory

>>57109659
Already got one. Always wanted a SCAR. Or if tomorrow I have to sell for a loss, a PSA Jakl

>>57109662
Very real. I remember my mom complaining about how expensive they were in the mid 90s (gas in Cali was $0.99 a gallon at the time I shit you not).
>>57109668
It was less than 10 years ago LMAO. You could buy 15 burgers, or one quick and ready from Ceasers. You could live a week off of the burgers.

GROUP B RALLY!

>>57109659
>plain jane AR-15
Here in the leaf the compulsory inexpensive rifle everybody and their mum buys upon obtaining their garbage rod license is an SRS. Usually a Chinese SRS. Sometimes ruskie if you want something a little less chinkie.

Pickles do not belong on burgs

>>57109665
True

800k nigga here
You bought calls for the week, right?

Only 3 people in /smg/ history have ever had sex. 2 were with prostitutes and the other was gay.

>>57109615
Inflation is good and healthy. We need inflation.

I’m DCAing VOO. What other funds are worth buying

I just came to the conclusion the S&P will hit 5300 over the next 2 months and everyone will be jacking off, then it will blow out to 3333. No I will not elaborate it came to me through schizo napkin math.

>>57109857
I look forward to the environmental storytelling on this one.

>>57109842
SSO, UPRO. If you believe in buy and hold, you should believe in those.

>>57109857
It would take me at least 2x the time to write it like this instead of cursive, kek.

>>57109438
uh that's a bad sign right?

>https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/massive-layoffs-are-coming-in-2024/ar-AA1m7lZO

>>57109843
prepare for clown world to override this so after the S&P 500 hits 5300pts it will just keep on going higher

>>57109857

>all caps
>in a journal

>>57109738
SOXL, yeah

The Suez canal is closed. The market is overextended. The national debt is at crisis levels. Escalating political fights over who can appear on election ballots are rapidly spiralling toward civil war.

>>57109971
SSO over UPRO? Kinda want to buy and keep buying in an account

>Nearly a million Americans got double-digit raises as a result of unions this year, per CNN.

>The frequency of substantial wage increases is on the rise, with over 700,000 workers securing pay raises in the last six months

uhm this is a lagging indicator for a recession? they all gonna get laid off like pizza hut did?

>>57110118
What recession?
We're headed straight into wave two of mass inflation. Read up on the history of the 70s.

>when you have enough money you can literally print money by trading small changes in price
why the fuck did i not do this for so long?
i've been sitting here like a fucking idiot hoping for 2x and 5x moonshots with you fucking dickheads when i could've been printing a free $500-1000 every trading day for years.

>>57110093
>Massive Layoffs Are Coming in 2024
Well I've already been laid off!

>>57109738
No calls, just long on shares of MARA.

>US banks could get slammed with another $160 billion in losses as commercial real estate faces its biggest crash since 2008, per BI.

>10%-20% of all commercial real estate loans could potentially default, which is on the lower end of what the default rate was estimated to be during the Great Financial Crisis.

hahahahahahahhahahaha

>>57110093
they said the same about 2023 and meanwhile in reality picrealted is what happened

>>57110160
Welcome to options. Just be aware of your risk.

SAVE pumped again after hours, enjoy the carnage at the open. Hope you bought some cheap calls yesterday.

>>57110160
>i could've been printing a free $500-1000 every trading day for years.

>>57110118
I got my 30% raise after we laid off a third of the company.

>>57110337
it's worked for a whole 2 weeks so i'm sure it will keep working forever

>>57110206
Additional grand laugh for this

Shill me a SPY LEAP strategy.

>>57109842
>>57109971
>>57110116
>Not XXXX
NGMI

>>57110206
on top of the unrealized $680 billion in q3 this year?

>>57109693
>Pickles do not belong on burgs
pickel belong on borger. that image is reserved for people that hold MARA.

Could we see a 2008 level disaster in 2025 when all the retards who over extended on bad loans during the pandemic have to adjust their mortgage rates?

Chyna stocks.............
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psKrxiotRJo

>>57110470
Yes and it doesn't need to be 2025

>>57110472
buy American

Sometimes I question why I'm not just going all in on MARA and then retiring.
As nice as it is to receive those guaranteed 10% daily gains, it would be nicer if it was 100% of my portfolio.

my cat is getting put down tomorrow

>>57110589
Oh.

>>57110589
:(

>>57110523
Baba bros when is our time?
>>57110589
Was he a good cot?

>>57110709
yeah. i'm gonna miss her

>>57110722
Oh.

>>57109086
The rate is changing not actual inflation, fucking bot.

>>57109668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYmxvnpzG3E

>market is now pricing in 7 interest rate cuts in 2024

anybody else think its gonna be a rugpull and we get hikes instead?

>>57108740
How about that Home Alone 2 overly expensive best hotel in new york two day room service plaza bill

I'm buying more ASML every month. Hashtag yolo

>Oil order gets filled at 73.60
>bounces right back off

>>57109555
The Tencent dump was the bottom. I hope all of you have been buying.

>>57110907
i fucking hope so, i want jerome to slay the inflation beast for good. The feds gunna look retarded if they pivot next year and then have to pivot back.

>>57109624
What's it like to feel your options expiring worthless? interlinked

https://x.com/GameofTrades_
The data this guy is posting is pretty good. A lot of it is what we already know but it's very bobo macro.

Another 12 hour day in the books. I'm starting to build a node cushion in my bank account. I think it's almost time for me to start investing again. Time to show you chuds how a professional makes money on the markets.

>>57111010
They don't care. When they say 2-2,5% in 2025, they absolutely are fine with stagflation.

>>57111101
shut up retard

>>57111126
Well that was just rude

>>57111129
Ok just shut up would u

i think till new year starts the market is fake and gay

Thoughts on KMK lads?

I want to buy the dip but the stocks keep going up, should I just wait until New Years or what

>>57111179
let me see what my market mood indicator is saying.

>>57111185
This
Why be bearish when you can be bullish? That way proce will just keep going up and we will all be millionaires

>>57111179

>>57110981
n-nevermind...

>>57111086
Looking forward to more great investment tips from a wagie.

>>57111195
yeah like my good friend tony says

dont hide buy

>>57108740
Lmao

>>57111086
post the video on rumble

>>57111179
What the fuck does this retarded post even mean? What dip you retarded cunt?

>>57111214
No the reason /smg/gers lose money like the baboons they are is because it goes down for 8 weeks and niggers here call for the giga recession then it hits a technical bottom at the beginning of october and begins going back up then goes up for 10 weeks and retards begin calling for an infinite bullrun blow off to the moon. The emotional level here is purely OOOOO or AAAAA.

>>57111258
No. The videos are only for people who are here 24/7.

>>57109170
CELLS, INTERLINKED

>>57111179
Why do you think I buy things like Soγbean Oil? If what you're looking at isn't cheap then look for something else that's cheap.

>>57111281
you know how this works. you annoy us, we dox your ass.

>>57111285
>we dox your ass
Oh sweet bb boy. Come to my apartment. I eagerly await feasting on your bussy.

>>57111302
Oh you think we can't find out where you work?
You only went under the radar this long because you didn't annoy us. Now you're starting to annoy us.

>>57110472
>>57110709
>Alibaba

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

>>57111312
It doesn't matter if you could (you can't). I'm far too valuable to the company I work for to ever get fired by a chud.

>>57111312
>us
Are you a commie Yugoslav Rumble glownigger?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=425GpjTSlS4

yurop markets are mildly mixed

>>57110160
how?
I'm trying to make money on day trades while I look for work (got laid off three months ago) but I'm making coffee money like a poorfag cunt. I need to at least make minimum wage.

>>57111312
>us
stfu retard lmao

ZNOG

Every day I feel bad I didn't buy a metric fuckton of RR

>>57111435
dont daytrade bro. no one can make money constantly all the time

>>57111511
I know, but I need to do something man. I've got 85% in a robomanaged Index, VOO, and CHINA50. They're reliably keeping me in the green, but I've got 7 or 8% in BTC, and the rest in cash for day trading Forex. So far I've barely broken even on my forex trades.

>>57111555
>I know, but I need to do something man
Checked.

>>57111555
yeah was just reading a book that said no one can make money constantly trading. need to take breaks etc.

maybe go for longer moves with forex?

>>57111588
>yeah was just reading a book that said no one can make money constantly trading
Checked. A very few can, and very consistently too.

It's a dawn of a new day for Johnny fathands. My best years investing are ahead. Before it's all said and done, each and every one of you WILL kneel.

>>57111606
>tranime
Get a trip already so we can filter you

>>57111605
yeah then add times when the method or any method doesnt work. trading less or not at all is the winning way often

>>57111653
No.

Dropping another $5k on Chewy today. Wish me luck.

Oil barons, are we buying here or waiting for further dip?

>>57111696
>Oil barons, are we buying here or waiting for further dip?
I never sold.

No one is selling equities before 2024 for tax reasons because they went up.

>>57111696
I'm buying.

The next video will be a out the Bible, god, and how Jesus affects the stock market.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=V6glX2WXLi4&si=VKF6P-0mHWPvgi1g

Boy, the glowniggers sure are taking Biden's poll numbers hard lmfao.

Guys i did it, I opened my first brokerage account. Still shaking over it. The registration was a nightmare due to their shitty software for KYC and mandatory talking to a human agent.

>>57111770
RIP this Anon's life savings, he's about to FOMO into the top.

>>57111770
>Still shaking over it.

>>57111770
Don't gamble on options.

also with all the documents uploaded, I feel violated and I feel part of the system now. I really really hate that.

>>57111796
>I feel violated and I feel part of the system now. I really really hate that.
yo dis nigga is a woman

>>57111705
>>57111710
you are always buying anons..

>>57111796
>also with all the documents uploaded, I feel violated and I feel part of the system now. I really really hate that.
My negro you're in the system since birth. You have your little number on your ID card.

>>57111770
don't listen to that faggot, do gamble on options

>>57111682
Yo wtf I'm eating breakfast

>>57111881
I need to wash my ass after seeing that video.

What the fuck happened in the markets yesterday? What did Jerome say?

>>57109779
lol married with a kid. Guess I’m 1/3.

>that MARA dump
I sold kek

>>57111998
yesterday was full moon.

>Stock returns are, on average, 4 bps lower daily (about 5% annually) for the 15 days around the full moon than for the 15 days around the new moon.

>>57112000
>admitting to being the gay one

>>57111849
I'm always buying and selling the same stuff over and over, it goes down a bit I buy, it goes up a bit I sell, that's how I make money. You see something you hold go up very sharply, do you just hold hoping for more knowing that most of the time it's gonna retrace? So I sell, then I rebuy my bags for a buck or two cheaper.

>>57112032
That was my idea with Intel. Bought at 27, sold at 37. And then I waited for a dip, and you saw how well that turned out.

>>57111285
Fren I think we all already know. Don’t need to be a dick about it. This isn’t /b/.

INTC chads rise up

Gonna open some small intraday puts sometime this morning prolly ten depending on price action and where exactly we open. This market is souless though... its already dead we just can't capitulate yet so the fed will do anything including financing two wars to save their ass. Love you niggers though. Even the shit talking faggots that weigh a buck 30 and own more shoes than I've ever even seen.

>>57112045
We're talking about Oil, but regardless that's fine, you're not married to a stock, buy something else that's cheap

>>57112054
How do you block ads on iphone?

>>57111340
What’s with the Yugoslavia meme lately? Did I miss something during my last rakija binge?

Is Bitcoin more a risk asset like tech stocks or a safe haven like gold, and is this trend changing?

>>57110404
XXXX doesn't have options like UPRO.

>>57112093
Didn't know where to post this to get a serious answer

>>57112084
Brave

My boss is a baggie of a certain stock that was shilled here back in 2021 and may possibly be lurking here

>>57112093
The problem with Bitcoin is that it's essentially beanie babies, except worse. Unless the government literally decides to officially adopt it as a currency (which is highly unlikely due to the inherent advantages of Bitcoin and other decentralized crypto), it's purely driven by hype. And by purely, I mean PURELY. There's only one-two coins which have actual tangible use cases, and those are not relevant for your day to day person but rather if you live in a shithole and can't get paid, or want to buy/sell illegal stuff

>>57112112
anon get back to work. also stop bag shaming me.

>>57111770
“One of us!”
Remember if it all goes sour you can always delete the app.

>>57112122
>inherent advantages
I meant inherent DISadvantages ofc

>>57112065
god i love retarded girls that are cute looking

i love girls with speech impediments

>>57112122
I'm not as bearish as you but yeah bitcoin is weird. The price action is 100% technical because it has an actual intrinsic value of *zero*. If you don't understand it don't buy it.

>>57112112
WKHS?
>>57112079
Already switched to holding utilities.

>>57111796
>uploading real documents
Not gunna make it new fren

>>57112145
PLTRanny

>>57112141
I wish I could handle dating a retard.

>>57112144
>it has an actual intrinsic value of *zero*. If you don't understand it don't buy it.
That's the point, people who actually understand it see no potential in Bitcoin aside from deluded fantasies of an Ancap world where all governments and centralized institutions will magically disappear and since there's nobody their to print and regulate money, Bitcoin would be the best option. Then sure, Bitcoin would be worth something kek.

>>57112084
I don’t

at this point i just want to build a bit of capital in order to fuck off to a third world country, before digital currencies are issued

>>57112084
just man up and dont look at them

Btw should I buy lottery tickets anons?

2 bucks for a 1:140 000 000 chance to win 120 mln. I know it's statistically speaking zero but when the Jackpots get that high it's kinda fun to dream about "what ifs". And I mean it's like two bucks

been telling to all to buy mara puts for the past days, hope some of you listened

>>57112181
How much do you want?

>>57112122
One possible scenario is that it trades more like a safe haven inflation hedge asset IF the etf is approved so institutions see it as more mainstream accepted and the thing about banks being allowed to hold it gets accepted (very ironic), but right now it trades like a leveraged tech stock, basically following global liquidity and the S&P

>>57112192
were you responding to the post about having sex with retards?

>>57112093
>safe haven like gold
Gold is not a "safe haven" at all, it's a shitcoin like any other shitcoin. Look at the price of gold in 2001.

>>57111337
Rocker really let himself go

>>57112171
You can use it to get around KYC and banking bans in crazy places like Canada so it's not completely useless even with governments and financial institutions largely continuing to function.
I wouldn't put more than 2% or so into it but a buy and hold position in bitcoin is a bet that these institutions will continue to deteriorate or become uncooperative, not that they'll collapse.

>>57112211
Ohh no I meant the ads. I may have replied to the wrong person. Nah I have a couple of boundaries but Im down with tard touching.

>>57112201
Bitcointards don't understand that if Bitcoin actually gets mainstream trading adoption, that'll be the end of it kek. Sure, it might moon to 100-200k due to mega institutions buying up, but then the volatility will kick in and long term there will simply be not enough buyers to keep the price going up due to speculation from giga whales. And then, long term, it'll turn into a deflating penny stock which loses like 10% a year.

>>57112226
>You can use it to get around KYC and banking bans in crazy places like Canada so it's not completely useless even with governments and financial institutions largely continuing to function.
That's illegal or soon to be illegal stuff anon. So covered by one of the two only use cases I mentioned

>>57112192
You learn to tune them out. I watched a movie on putlockers a few nights ago. Usually the adds are for online gambling but this one had a meat spin esq gif constantly flashing in the corner of the screen. I think they were selling dildos. Brave new world. Buy oil.

But to summarize: 10% of my money is in crypto stocks (mara and coin base rn).

As a crypto bear and crypto hater in general it's the perfect investment: if it goes up I'll seethe about it but at least I make money, if it goes down I lose money but feel validated.

Literal win win kek

>>57112242
>That's illegal or soon to be illegal stuff anon.
Ok. No one cares and it's not enforceable.

>>57112233
Long term it probably trades like a worse gold, but the occasional huge dumps when old wallets wake up and want to cash out it will start to hurt too much sooner or later because of the scarcity

>>57112255
yeah coin has looked good for few weeks. im already invested so couldnt join that pump

>>57112266
So scarcity is good for a while but in the endgame case it will kill it

>>57112141
I was always under the impression that this sister was just a butter face, not a downy.

>>57112266
Scarcity means jack shit if nobody wants to pay for it.

I could sell my shit ass art with a scarcity of 1, does that mean this one art piece has a market cape of 1 trillion? Obviously not kek

>>57112141
>better piece of ass than 90% of /smg/ will ever get in their lives

>>57112295
Well the value narrative is that it's scarce global digital money

>>57112305
you really shouldn't say things like that about cats

Schwab 3mo CD rates at 5.1% today

when should i be getting out of money market funds?

>>57108756
why are pajeets shilling this worthless stock?

buy KMK

buy my of nudes

>>57112371
SAAR! Bloody bastard bitch! Do the needful and buy the stock! bhenchod

>>57111606
>best years of investing
you decided to stop gambling and putting money into random stocks and just invest in index funds?

>>57112383
Thanks anon, looks good actually, might throw 1k into it

Be honest anon: do YOU invest in companies where you don't actually know what they're doing?

>S&P hits ATH in October 2007 2 months before global recession
>S&P hits ATH in December 2023....

>>57112392
>buy
Nah I can't see doing that. Give them to me for free. Just think of all the exposure you'll get!

>>57112436
the difference here is that under the original and correct definition, we have already been in a recession for 2 years now

>>57112436
What about all the times where S&P hit ATH in-between?
Let me guess, those don't count?

>>57112430
I always do at least some research, it's not hard

>>57112195
why not anon, 2 bucks for a bit of fun

>>57112456
I prefer reassurance to research.

>>57112436
Now list all the times Shit&Piss reached a new ATH in the last 10 years

Well now that we're at all time highs, I guess I'ma admit I was wrong and go long. I know, I was a retard for thinking it would go lower, but better late than never as they say.

Thursday the 28th. Today and tomorrow is final stock market days of the year. Actually due to settlement rules I guess yesterday was technically the "last" day to do anything to have it count for 2023. So maybe today and tomorrow is lame duck days.

>>57112491
Baggie, you tried this "heh, I'm gonna pretend to buy now to make you sell" schtick a week ago. It didn't work then and it won't work now.

>>57112505
Yeah it's the "no one is realising their gains" week.

>>57112507
No I'm actually going hard and long retard. As long as we can stay green, I'll collect a cool 25.5% today.

>>57112491
Oh hell. Top's in, everyone out.

>>57112530
Baggie what's your net worth

it's over, expect nvda at 400 by this time (2 weeks) from now

>>57112539
6 gorillion foreskins

>>57112539
You mean my fishing net? I dunno I probably paid 30 bucks for it, and it's probably worth like $80 now after bidenomics.

I changed my mind.
February 9th TQQQ calls for 60$

>>57112491
>short low
>cover high
>buy higher
>sell later

The market isn't directly killing blacks enough
How do I invest in nigger killing industry?

>>57112582
Make a donation to planned parenthood so that black women have access to reproductive healthcare. You won't make any money, but you'll be doing your part.

>>57112619
Planned parenthood promotes sexual promiscuity which causes more miscegenation. They're killing black kids but it causes more of them to be born anyway.

>>57112632
>Planned parenthood promotes sexual promiscuity
creating the problem then selling the solution is a well refined art by (((them)))

>>57112576
Can you fuckin imagine..

>>57112632
I think you're making a gross oversimplification. Like have you ever listened to rap music? The influence planned parenthood has over sexual promiscuity is negligible when compared to the vast amount of other factors involved in the black american culture.

>>57112670
>Hey women: you don't need to worry about who you sleep with and can now deal with the consequences after the fact.
This is all they do and all they need to do.

>>57112653
Soxls taking a breather and spy’s for retards

>>57112683
>ignoring the male requirement in the equation
again with the strawman. what ever i'm done with this conversation. if you have a better idea go ahead and answer >>57112582.

>>57110419
>not realized
>no thesis exists for how they will become realized
>ultimately backed by the fed anyway, whether this is acknowledged publicly or not
shrug

FUCK WHAT THAT WAS

>>57112453
An additional, albeit tangential thought occured to me. Does a prognosis help the patient? Hard to say objectively due to the immorality of modern medicinal practices.

It seems likely we're fucked and they're just hoping they get to pass the buck to some other gallow destined bastard.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>57112746
Blessed

>>57112725
the date on your calender changes everyday without a thesis you utter fucking midwit.

>>57112746
based

>>57112746
good job anon

>>57112746
Nice bang

>>57112724
>>ignoring the male requirement in the equation
They don't matter because all of the decision in the contemporary US is given to women.

My MSTR stop order went through. Man, this sucks so hard

>>57111179
buy until you're 50/50/50 income/cash/equities
decide a dollar figure N, the income. it is the amount out of your paycheck that is 100% guaranteed available for investment, over the next six months. that's your first 50. you don't discount this and you don't dip into it for expenses or luxuries.
draw down your cash by adding to equities until all three are equal to N, or as close as you can get.
calculate using cost basis for the existing positions you won't be rotating out of, not their current value -- unless you are adding into the equities category anything preexisting that bears a risk-free return, like a bond or CD. that's optional, but if you do it, use its actual present value.
if you still have excess cash after drawing up the plan, this is additional emergency fund money for the next six months. this offsets your income N essentially bringing forward those funds, as cash, which de-risks this whole process.
>>57111214
this.
after you're 50/50/50 and you collect the income for six months, when we haven't "crashed" and the FFR gets a cut and there's a rally on its back and "no recession in sight," you'll at least not be a fully cucked retard.

>>57112112
Cleveland Cliffs?

I'm short the NQ

>>57112746
API says this was a couple of milliseconds off, shame on u

>>57112790
please tell me its aquabounty anyone who bought the mutant salmon reveal yourselfs i will admit I bought rycey but turns out that was the move

>>57112768
Exactly. 90% of men have zero sexual agency. They are at the whims of being chosen by women.

>>57112793
>API says this was a couple of milliseconds off
HFB (high frequency bangers) when?

that MARA pump and dump lmao
terran orbital next? i'm thinking yeah

>>57112790
I’ve been watching

>>57112808
desu when i saw the AQB salmon barely look like real salmon I dropped that shit
that stock was a textbook penny stock in the making: executives collecting six fig salaries while doing literally nothing and constantly diluting shares and reverse splitting

Guys this is boring. I'm getting tired of winning

MARA shorters already BTFO

>SAVE is tanking
>my SAVE calls are mooning


???

>SAVE retards don't know what volatility is nor how options work

>>57112876
Well they're invested in Spirit airlines, they're not exactly readers.

>>57112876
its not that, those options have no volume and the spread is retarded

>>57112751
>>57112757
>>57112759
>>57112763
>>57112793

>>57112866
MARA Chads, there is no stopping us.

my two positions are slighty up on unrealized gains. no rockets but upward moving boyos

>>57112907
>down 6%
>winning
this is your brain on crypto currencies folks

>>57112112
LCI, or was LCIguy already dead by then?

>>57112901
I liked the goyslop smug mutt better

>>57108740
damn I'm ridin with biden

>>57112930
Oof that non-Clausewitz take.

>>57112938
there are dozens of dogshit companies that one person autistically spammed in every thread for months and is now down 80 to 90%, this place is great for short targets

>>57112948

>>57109659
lets see your poorshit anon
>>57109675
no can
no light
no lam
y i k e s

is it bullish if a stock announces divies??

>>57112930
Day is not over bagcel.

>>57112966
it depends if shekelstein stands to make money on said stock

Baking

>>57112966
bearish, the company is converting their business into cash rather than re-investing

SAVE 15.5C for tomorrow are cash money calls right now.

>>57112992
honestly only bearish if its a tech stock

>>57113003
>growth stock
ftfy

>>57113000
buy some and post a screenshot then

oilbros whats the verdict
$78 for brent and falling

>>57112992
yeah. so they want to attract the divy boomers in.

isnt it bullish in that way that they can afford to give divvies.

>>57113018
price going up means the yield on dividend goes down, dividend tards don't buy expensive low yield companies

Uh look at this fucked up shat. Teens killing family over Christmas presents. https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/27/us/florida-teen-murder-charge-christmas-gift-argument/index.html

are basic bitch vanguard funds still worth it this day in age? i have 25k sitting in a money market account and want to do something with it.

UVXY going up again

Alright boys, I'm in!

China Pumpa

>>57108740
>>57108740
>>57108740
FRESH

>>57113066

>>57113010
I bought some more, have 101 contracts at that strike as of now.

Bump

What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Don't you ever contradict me.

baked
>>57094384
>>57094384
>>57094384

>>57113089

>>57113089
Based

>>57113018
the stock is cheap. i get double taxxed on divies so i ignore them mostly.

I am gonna bake a new thread

>>57113035
the stock is cheap. i get double taxxed on divies so i ignore them mostly.

Where's my AMD chads? We can't stop winning

Bump Limit: New bread >>57113140

> Bump Limit: New bread >>57113140

Bump Limit: New bread >>57113140

> Bump Limit: New bread >>57113140

>>57113009
there's no such thing as a "growth" stock, the dichotomy is completely false
>>57112966
it's not a bull/bear signal at all unless its a questionable special dividend of some kind.
in a perfect world, companies should always return cash when they have reached the saturation point for reinvestment. however in our world, that point is relative to you. because your horizon is unique to you, they cannot make this decision "correctly" for the aggregate of all shareholders.
instead they are forced to make the decision on the criteria of the majority holders, the board, and management, and even these interests can't possibly align. for instance, many managed funds will not keep their money with a company that does not pay a dividend, because they have a payout structure to adhere to, pension funds being the #1 culprit here. however, many executives will not go somewhere that does pay a dividend, because they have a plan already to get the full earnings power of their SBC package, and to make structured sales to realize its value.
a world without dividends at all would just be fiefdoms of ultrawealthy individuals. maximal inequality of wealth. unless it were communist, in which case it would collapse.
a world with only dividends has a different problem: it simply needs to change its income tax laws a little bit.
so, 1) dividends are never going anywhere, they will hobble along indefinitely 2) dividends win in the end

>>57113147
Not falling for that one

>>57113149
thanks divvy enthusiast.

>>57112430
I always make sure I can explain what the company does in case I’m ever asked by a normie. I do have a stock SFL inc. that I have no idea what the SFL stands for.

>>57112619
I’ve often wondered if a large donation to planned parenthood on behalf of a white supremacy group would ever be accepted. Especially if it were stipulated that the money only goes to aborting black babies.

>>57113000
Then sell, retard.

>>57112084
app called adguard works for me