/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57110003
have actual talent

>>57110003
don't give them much attention, and when/if you meet them, make it a point to not be interested in their money. They expect people to try to sell them on something, and the most impressive thing is to not do that. Talk about Philosophy and personal responsibility.

>>57110003
I have a giant penis and when I was young I would draw a clock face on my penis with sharpie, then wrap it around my wrist like a watch. I would walk up to girls and say "do you think my watch is too big?" Always got a great reaction.

>>57110003
Do a kickflip, they'll want to relive their youth and want you in their circle.

>>57110003
Can ask them for genuine advice on what's needed to get ahead and plans you have. They will have some decent knowledge they will likely share if they aren't psychopathic.

>>57110027
Definitely this. Don't shill, don't sell, just genuine conversation and insight. They know everyone is after their money. Don't be one of those guys

>>57110003
be interesting and smart
obviously youre neither of those things

Athletics. Be athletic and competitive, play tennis or some shit like that. I married into these circles and they fucking love pickleball.

>>57110003
do a line of coke off their dick

>>57110003
Impress her with some bbc

>>57110003
Don’t try to show off with designer anything
Get a nondescript suit that fits you well and a simple leather wallet without copious branding. A watch that fits within your wealth class is a good choice - seikos are fine. Consider a light fragrance and getting your hair cut if it’s shaggy

Aside from that, just be interesting and don’t acknowledge their money. They may overestimate what you’re worth, but you’ll commit suicide if you try to show off

>>57110155
>I married into these circles
how did you manage this

>>57110003
Just be yourself.

>>57110091
>>57110003
you guys are so sad. there is close to nothing you can do at a birthday party to weave yourself into someone elses life for your own self interest. it's actually a pathetic revelation about your own confidence and what you perceive as valuable. If you're at the party just have a good time and enjoy the company of others, if you're genuine enough and there are some half decent people attending you might crack the beginning of a friendship but you're obviously insecure and antisocial so odds aren't looking good big fella

>>57110328
Stern but fair. Listen up chuds.

>>57110003
Have an incredible singing voice,
And make sure it's a karaoke party.

>>57110003
They're just people and they're not gonna give you anything so who cares.

>>57110457
If you're gonna try to schmooze your way into their life think again. You're not the first to try that and I'm sure they find it very annoying.

>>57110017
This.
Also have a physique, guys don't do those anymore

>>57110775
This,

>>57110003
i know a guy who is older but mu h richer than me. And i could see that he was a bit bitter by the fact i was fit.
If you dress well and workout its like you won on a whole different front and can sorta be compared to him.
Also knowing a lot of things is helpful, like a lot of potentially random but smart shit, like how thermodynamics or star systems work, or history. If by some chance conversations steer that way, and you can keep up and impress with facts like that you seem smart.

Lastly, if you have some business or some project ur passionate about you can also pretend its in early stages if it didint get any results yet. And at least stand on the same ground as these rich niggas

>>57110003
6 PSL face
130+ IQ and educated

>>57110003
take a cute girl there and then rape her there in the middle of the party to assert dominance. then tell all those cuck millionaires that this is whats gonna happen to their mothers if 35% of their money and assets isn't transffered to you by the end of the party

you've got a loser mindset so realistically anything you do will come across as a loser move
it might sound like i'm taking a cheap shot because lmao 4chan but seriously. "how do i impress people" is such a fundamentally wrong approach to life, to even have that idea float in your mind requires complete introspection followed by years of personal change

rich people are mostly seeking validation. find out what they enjoy and complement their taste in it, show your own interest or expertise in the things that they like, always with a mind not to offend. unless these guys went to european boarding schools they probably have pretty pleb taste and they will probably be into some kind of niche music scene where people do a lot of coke, otherwise they probably like wine and haute cuisine. they are basic as it gets generally.

>>57110003
Caress their thigh and walk away. Then look over your shoulder smirking about 20-30ft away

>>57111252
Kanye vibes

>>57111162
this is some of the gayest shit I've ever read

>>57110003
>Competitive respect
Anon, these guys are either total sociopaths who will never respect you, or they're decent normal people who got rich through luck and hard work, who will see you trying to impress them because they have money, and will not respect you. Honestly the best advice is this
>>57110295
>t. poorfag working for PE firm in middle management and know people in both camps

>>57110003
she has the same smile as some psychopath bitch i was obsessed with in college, except she was cuter

>>57110003
Turn 360 Degrees and Walk Away.

>>57111589
Thats very interesting, faggot.

Having a toned, healthy, strong body is something no money can buy.
It’s literally as exclusive as a million dollar club these days.
Fat slobs balding rich people will mald when you pull up strong and healthy

start talking about pic related.

>>57110775
it seems like we have way more people getting actual physique nowadays. But the talent part is getting more rare.

>>57110274
he's athletic. the daughters of these types want a hot husband more than a rich one. daddy will always have their back financially

>>57111162
>>57111589
I have about 5 million from a real business. Don't make incredible money.
But I started a book store in back and collect/read very VERY old books.
The bookstore BLATANTLY makes no money.

Convos centered around my store and the latest 1760-1860 book I read totally mogs doctors and all types of rich at parties.
It's interesting, it's smart, it is different, and it shows I'm far more based that a money chasing surgeon or other such I talk to frequently at parties.

If you have something very interesting that isn't about money at all, you win.

No one wants to hear about their last corporate meeting.

Recently was explaining an 1870 book written by a northern army cavalryman.
Talked about how even during the civil war, the guy never once calls the slaves "black" or allude to their color in ANY way.
This led to me redpilling them on how retarded modern society is to be constantly worried about race when the guy FREEING them seemingly had no care at all about it.

Convo went on a long time.

>>57112849
This kind of shit works, but it's ultimately about being interesting. Obviously people don't want to talk about board meetings, but if you've got a project that you're working on that's unique or innovative in some ways that could have a large impact, people want to hear about it and probe you about it. Only works if you're actually spending time working on such a project though and have a deep understanding of its problems and solving them and can communicate your knowledge of it without putting people to sleep.

>>57112933
I went on about "how to win a war" by comparing how the north burned and destroyed everything in their path (admitted by the guy in the book) while the author acknowledged the south typically was nice, didn't destroy cities or homes etc. and tried to win people over.
Basically acting neutral and saying the lesson was to go scorched earth like the North but at the same time making it clear the north were total fucks.
By the end I was basically saying Hitler was right but under cover of interesting historical tidbits.

They ate it up.

Yours is good too, but will likely never lead to the Hitler being right part which is always my main goal in any conversation.

>>57112986
completely correct. this is how empires always lost in afghanistan. alexander only got so far as importing his people to try to homestead specific parts of central asia, onward to the indus. he lost because he didn't commit to what today would be called genocide, if anyone ever found out about it.
nobody since then has ever come as close as he did. retards today think they can spread pamphlets about communism, or paint murals of george floyd and run up the fag flag, and backwards dirt-herders will just see the error of their ways and embrace iphones.

>>57111776
if you start young you'll lose it at a certain age, and if you start 5 years before that age you'll lose it then too
right when you need it more than ever, probably the final 20 years of your life age 70 to 90, you now have nothing
your investments, however, will pay all your subsequent medical bills

Think about social interaction for a moment, The aesthetics, the content and the dynamics in play. Then you'll realize it's all cringefest, Inferior medium of interaction/wasting your time. Social interactions rarely ever produce a good story in themselves, At best it's a character study without a narrative, Boring and uninteresting manifestation of personalities.

The older i grow the more i believe it.

>>57112986
If you are interested in more on the subject of your book you can read first hand accounts from the slaves at the Library of Congress web site that recorded the last living slaves as part of a government project during the Depression. You can read countless stories that are anywhere between funny and heart breaking and will change your perspective on what we commonly speak about slavery today or just give you more to speak about at your engagements.

They are broken down by state and the stories with the greatest information about the Civil War and its impact on the slaves are from the Southern States, such as the Carolinas.

Born in Slavery: Slave Narratives from the Federal Writers' Project, 1936 to 1938

https://www.loc.gov/collections/slave-narratives-from-the-federal-writers-project-1936-to-1938/about-this-collection/

>>57111776
Get real, faggot. Everyone is either jacked or fat. There have never been more jacked people throughout human history because steroids didn't exist for most of it. Anyone can hop on the sauce and get big, it takes no money, no effort, means nothing, and doesn't impress anyone.

>>57112244
>at it's peak
stopped reading there, not bothering with some ESL nonsense

>>57110003
Don't try to impress them, just accept your place as someone with a lower status and if you want them to be interested in you provide an interesting conversation and/or be a good listener.

STOP DOING THIS
START DOING THIS

>>57113145
Imagine ruining your body either with steroids or consistent “work outs” just to impress people.

People used to say it was “for health”, but I rarely see this anymore. It’s pretty obvious that the only reason anyone aspires to look like this is to “impress” others. Which is a vain, feminine impulse that is more repulsive than any appearance you could have.

Nobody understands that attaining this physique through any means is a guarantee of a shorter life span. I hope the pictures were worth it. Eat well and chill. That is the path to low stress and longevity.

>>57113067
Look up Mark Sisson.
He'd fuck your wife (that doesn't exist).

>>57110003
>how do you impress someone who has it all financially?
be funny or interesting
btw most richfags can smell poorfag desperation a mile away, you have to legitimately not be interested in scraping wealth away from them, or they will be repelled by your presence

>>57111190
>tfw 6.5 PSL face

>>57113605
>tfw 7 PSL face from the front but 4 from the side and can't grow a beard

>>57110262
This. If your goal is to impress them, impress them by being the sort of person they think they could use to make more money. They're not gonna give you insider stock tips or anything because you seemed cool after meeting them one time, but they might want to hire you/your services if they think it would be profitable.

If you feel like you absolutely must convey a level of accomplishment, buy some expensive dress shoes and borrow someone's luxury watch for the evening. An old suit is ok as long as it's not some jc penny level shit. As a man, only the neuvo rich and celebrity level types care about your clothes that much usually. Finance guys are often pretty cheap lol. Bernie Madoff has 20+ pairs of the same shoes in his closet because he found a good deal on them kek.

>>57113785
100%. They don't give AF what you look like as long as you look well put together with some decent quality clothes. Basically just don't look like a poor or a poser. The richest guy I knew (upper 8 figs/low 9 figs) wore decently tailored Mens Warehouse suits, and golf apparel (Calaway/Titelist/Ping kind of stuff) as his casual clothes.

Wealthy white people despise shabbiness and gaudiness. Anything in between those two things is fine.

>>57110003
unreal beauty

>>57110003
have fun and enjoy life

Basically buy anything clothing at Nordstrom (without a logo on it) and that will be nice enough to wear around wealthy white people.

>>57113113
Thanks.
I'm more of a real book guy, but I can use it as a way to find titles for sure.

>>57111776
>>57113145
Being fit is still impressive. It's not that it's super rare or causes massive impressive respect on its own, it's just one of many factors. As is, it says that you have at least some self control, aren't genetic trash (correlates with IQ, etc), are less likely to die randomly, and will probably be an ok fuck.

Side note - my blood pressure shoots through the roof on monsters and I seriously think it kills gains.

>>57113343
>that
>roids
doubt

To OP - as you got from the above, being rich is just one part of a multi-factor equation, so yes, you can flex with stuff money can't buy directly (even though it can help) - hot, smart gf, being fit, being beautiful, having good taste, etc.

>>57110003
Cant really disagree with anything posted here.

My take is to slightly tease them in social gatherings like high school friends. They're so used to people kissing their asses all the time, if you rib them a bit they find it refreshing. Im still friends with my old boss who was the second generation owner of a 2.7b per year business based in Germany, even though I left and started a new businesss years ago.

We were at a conference and he lost his wallet skiing in Vail. So I drove him to Denver to get his shit back (passport, money, etc.) so he could get back to Germany. I kept calling him a broke ass deadbeat the whole time when getting lunch, parking, etc. Lol. He thought it was hilarious because in Europe everyone is much more status obsessed.

I know Im right because our top sales guy (10fig B2b sales) doesnt take any shit from owners /customers. Treats them like equals and they respect him a lot.

If you actually need something from a rich person, make sure to offer something first. You have to give to get. Also, dont be afraid to be humble and ask for help/advice. A lot of rich people have been down on their luck before and have no problem helping humble people who ask respectfully.

>>57110003
yes but she has to be really hot
also gas the jews

>>57114035
>correlates with IQ
Have you watched any interviews with pro athletes? They usually sound retarded. Have you seen many roided up scientists? It's mostly just the science bros.

>>57114035
I agree with the fit comment. The German owner I talked about told me privately he would never hire a morbidly obese person in a manager role. Said of he cant control himself with food that is cheap, he wont control himself with my money. Thought it wise.

It takes so little effort to stay reasonably fit, that I use it to filter people for my inner circle. Literally going to the gym twice a week is All you need. Fucking nothing at all.

>>57114136
Fitness =/= roiding out and ignoring education.

>Scientific evidence based on neuroimaging approaches over the last decade has demonstrated the efficacy of physical activity improving cognitive health across the human lifespan.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3951958/

Your "lol musclehead" cope is from the 80s. Go to any IT company and all the architects are either pulling lol5plaet+ or running a 5 in 35.

>>57114177
>Doing cardio and muscle-strengthening exercises 3 times a week can boost schoolchildren's intelligence and test scores, a new study finds.
"3 Ways Physical Activity Can Boost Kids' Intelligence" (system thinks link is spam, so google if you want)

>>57114162
Everyone filters fatties nowadays unless they demonstrate something exceptional.

>Literally going to the gym twice a week is All you need. Fucking nothing at all.
If you just want to be skinny, it's literally fast or calorie control, that's it. Being fit is a bit tougher because muh protein intake.

>>57110003
have you seen the Meta Intent videos?
this one's good, the old gentleman
https://youtu.be/IKVinEUTcLs
this one's even better, Cabaret - Baron/PhD student
https://youtu.be/Jsk9IXrBpLU?t=12m30s

impress them?

there's very little interesting in being a Ptitsyn and consequently Ptitsyn is interested in very little.

>>57110003
grifter mindset

>>57110091
>>57110328
>>57110372
why don’t you just enjoy the party instead of spending all this time scheming about how to get into his wallet while making it look like you don’t only care about the guy because he is rich?

Rent out a super hot escort for the night and pay her to act like your GF and provide a bonus if the act is really good. These guys will be sharing all of their secret investments and financial tips.

BET

>>57110274
this, my gf dumped a smart, finacially stable one for me when I was peak athletic and defended her at gunpoint. Do combat sports and have the ability to sustain yourself and buy alot of drinks for your friends

>>57111190
Lol like someone with 130+ IQ needs your simpleton “education” programming

>>57114116
agree with this anon.

teasing is just what people do. if it's contrived, however, and planned way in advance, then any smart person can see it a mile off so don't bother.
are you used to banter? is it 'second nature'?
ultimately, just be yourself.

but if you, sorry to say, don't bring much to the party (wink wink), then you aren't going to be able to pretend that you do for very long.
that being said, if you do manage to string people along long enough for them to think that the role you are playing is actually you, then what is that but a confession that the real you, the one you look at in the mirror, isn't actually very interesting at all. After all, you've decided to play a part. So either way, unless you are yourself, you lose.
Jung'sters understand it best. Walk your own path. Ecce homo.

ps. as a younger man i was a personal tutor for one of the richest families - the wife and kids mainly - on the planet. obviously met some of their friends too. turned up for the interview almost an hour late, unintentionally so i might add, but that's just me. never once thought about impressing them and was always just myself. a great family. great times. an enriching and rewarding experience for all. it's always better when you are yourself. if the world shows you that yourself isn't enough, then either change the audience or change yourself. but don't play a role that isn't yours.

>>57114406
oops, meant this reply >>57112770. phoneposting and taking a dump while she is breastfeeding my firstborn son

>>57110003
you bring an entourage of niggas and make them scared of a real niggas presence. you can buy anything but you cant buy loyalty and thats a testament of a real man/nigga

>>57113145
imagine thinking the sauceule makes it easy. its easier, but you will break yourself if your not already dialed in on workouts and diet

>>57114480
>imagine thinking the sauceule makes it easy
It does.

>>57110003
doubt a high net worth person would be impressed by a 4chanite and his gimmicks

>>57114116
be careful with that, and know your audience. don't be familiar if you're not. know when not to talk to people without being introduced. avoid topics that you don't know aren't sensitive. some are social hawks and will eat you alive, and they'll remember you and your gaffs at every event, if you're ever invited again. not everyone is looking to connect or trying to make new friends.

it's hard to have a safe cold conversation without being a great listener and being more honest than you're probably used to while also keeping opinions to yourself. i've been called out pretty much every time i've been noncommittal or evasive about what i thought was an inconsequential question during small talk because i didn't catch their intent immediately, and it's ended the conversation at least once. if they're asking you a question, assume they always mean it, or be quick enough to explain why you won't answer.

a funny one. after making a joke about a troubled local sports team, one person suddenly had zero sense of humor and excused himself from our company for the rest of the evening. i didn't realize he was part owner of the team and invested in the stadium and surrounding med/high rises, and things hadn't been going well, hence the topic of the joke. i didn't even bother apologizing, just to avoid reminding them i existed.

This girl is fake

>>57114404
No. That whore will just try to elevate herself to the $1500/hr level and some of the men will know OP hired a whore as a birthday party date. She'll go home with a bunch of new numbers and OP will be laughed at behind his back.

I personally played the game for a bit and briefly ingratiated myself into some wealthy circles. They talk about each other like normies talk about sports or celebrity gossip.

>>57110003
Become obsessed with something you love. Focus on it all the time with superhuman tenacity. It can be anything. Ignore all haters and focus on it until people around you are complaining about it. Then keep going. This will give your life purpose and potentially make you one of the best at something. It's inspiring as fuck and could make you lots of money someday. If it doesn't make you money, then at least you lived the best life you could. Personally, I don't enjoy anything and that's why I'll always be poor and miserable. Don't end up like me!

by being present in the moment and subtextually communicating that your role in society is to provide sperm to women instead of trying to one up everyone by being king of the betas (compensating with things like wealth, possessions, status, fitness, etc)

you can't do this because you're a fag who has fully bought into the beta paradigm and already determined that the hundred millionaires are better than you

>>57114749
Jesus dude. Who are you hanging out with, the Spanish Inquisition? Mossad agents? Maybe you are talking about hanging around sociopaths and criminals and with that you are correct. But meeting a rich person at a dinner party, Im not going to cower in fear like you suggest. I think the biggest mistake people make about being "Likeable" is being "agreeable". Highly charismatic people are NOT doormats or yes men. Dont be afraid to disagree with someone publicly, so long as you are civilized. At my wifes Christmas party, some rich financial asshole started spouting off about something and I disagreed about it with him openly. He seemed upset at first but we both engaged in some calm debate about it and came away with more respect. He later texted me few times (after asking for my number that night) linking to some arguments in his favor. I counterpointed with my own. Saw him at another work summer event and he went out of his way to buy me a drink and introduce his new (hot af) girlfriend. Got waster that night with him and laughed out asses off. My wife even joked we should get a room.

A charismatic person is both dangerous (intellectually / physically) and selectively warm at the same time. This is true for both genders. Its why the knight in shining armor has purchase with women through all time; a chivalrous gentlemen with his lady (selectively warm) but a murderous killer with weapons to his enemies (dangerous).

Being a yes man is the WORST strategy for forging relationships with high status people.

>>57110003
I would invite him to the bathroom to kill him and steal his skin, there is no other plan in my mind, after all this year I need another source of income for my XOR bag

>>57114749
It would be funny if Op just talked about great Trump is the whole time. Some wealthy people love Trump. I think that might work too but obviously some people wouldn't. Fuck them. They need to go back.

>>57113343
You sound like that redditor seething about how girls only want gym rats that go to what he refers to as “the douche house” lmao.

>>57110003
This whore has a really nice body for being over 40 years old (judging by her face).

>>57113145
Bro go outside

>>57115967
Guaranteed you've never even bagged a 7.

>>57114177
>Go to any IT company and all the architects are either pulling lol5plaet+ or running a 5 in 35.
lmao no they are not. They're a mix of effeminate twinks and fat or skinnyfat hipster beards.

>>57116403
Nigger, I have never even touched a human female.

stop trying, retard. No one cares.

>>57110003
Tell them you hold chainlink

>>57110003
you have to depants and attempt to snort coke off the tip of your own dick

>>57116422
Weird cope.

>>57110003
It’s funny how when you’re on here long enough you can literally identify all the larpers just from the wording. Is it really so fun to make these fake stories? It’s always the same boring shit.

>>57113145
lol

>>57113343
xD

>>57113145
>steroids
>can't get dick hard, start balding, or balls shrivel

many such cases

>>57110003
>young hottie?
one is nothing. bring 5 and treat them like objects infront of everyone. cause whenever i see a guy with a young hottie, you just know hes putting in lots of effort for her cause thats what most men are regardless of wealth, betamale providers.

>>57111252
this. not even joking. i bet you those hundred millionaires are still simps betamale provider cucks. even billionaires are.

>>57113145
>doesn't impress anyone.
simply being fit is impressive, even to fit people.

>>57114177
I work with architects, im just a devops tho, but not true.
Maybe about 1 in 5 has like a fitness related hobby, one guy likes swimming a lot, buy he also smokes, another does triathlon, rest are just plump balding 30 something yo

>>57110003
become a hot woman

>>57117634
> company has DevOps
> architects can't build a stupid CI/CD pipelines and a yaml IaaS template in a day
ngmi, your architects are cucks.

>>57110003
If you impress them they will hook you up with all their connections securing your financial future along with leaving everything they've worked so hard for in their lives to you in their will.
Do not fuck this up OP.


In all seriousness just be yourself what do you think is going to happen realistically even if you do impress them brainlet

>>57117940
Architects and Engineers are typically lazy and tunnel-visioned as fuck. Sure they are good at specific types of technical tasks but if you ask them to troubleshoot anything at the application or OS level, they're completely dumbfounded. That's why DevOps even exists. To fill the gap and automate the infrastructure so those types can focus on doing the only things they know how to do. Obviously there are outliers but that's rarely the case.

>>57118015
In my experience DevOps only exists to put everything in K8S for no reason and overcomplicate the Terraform set up with 3 different sources for environment variables.

> OS level
What does that even mean, like running bash scripts? I get the application level and gay-ass corporate networking, but architects rarely do anything with "the OS" other than troubleshooting gay-ass TZ difference between windows and mac because someone decided to be a faggot and write useless unit tests that help no one.

Fuck I hate coding, but I guess it's better than the alternatives.

>>57117555
you are retard, everybody will laugh on OP for bringing obvious whores to a party, the point of OP is "hey, you have a shit ton of money but at least i have a hot GF and you not"

>>57110003
You find someone who came alone and follow her home. Wait till she enters her house and then say, “hi, remember me, the fedora guy? We talked about chainlink and crypto? You left this back at the party.” Then unzip your pants and show her your massive rock hard 2 inch dick. I promise you she will be stunned and her jaw will drop. At this point she will be yours forever. You got this. You had her when you mentioned you had 257 chainlink but said “lanks” and even referred to ethereum as “efferums, haaaaayyyyy.”

bit nauseating how normified this site has become

>>57112719
>it seems like we have way more people getting actual physique nowadays.
No we don't. You can simply look up the numbers, the obesity epidemic isn't slowing down at all.

>>57110328
> nobody ever meets new people in casual situations

Fuck off doomer

>>57118034
Stop talking already and move on to another thread. You're beginning to sound incoherent.

>>57116575
this

>>57112849
Yes you are more based than surgeon because youve read a book
Jfc the cope get a made up degree or something for more cope

>>57114116
ok, ill bite. source?

>>57110003
Treat them as if they are not worth 100 mill AKA normal. Also have fun. If you hesitate for 1 nano second they will know.

>>57118927
>redditor cannot comprehend what makes someone interesting
imagine my shock

>>57110003
Impressive people don't ask 4chan how to impress people
>>57113145
>roiding for this

Pretend to get modern art. The more bullshit you can spew, the better. Be warned you may get involved in multi-million dollar art deals.

>>57117940
Brother, you clearly haven’t worked on a decent sized company.
There’s usually like 1 architect per several teams, they basically do meetings only all day.
And the devops ppl work low level like creating CI/CD pipelines, doing operations etc.
But the amount of work to be done is insane, in a corporation, just to get access to resources usually takes like a week of approvals.
And then theres the very different tech stacks, thousands of servers with their specific uses, and millions of services and applications.

Ive worked for ATT, other midsize ISPs, and a midsize bank (which i wont name cus im still there) but youre way off mark brother, the scope of the work is just too huge, if it was some startup shit company maybe youd need one or two engineers, but not at a bank where a single service usually needs a team of 5 just to maintain a product and support it.

Monitoring, alerting, automating, operations etc thats just at the top of my head and im bad at putting these things into word, thats for the managers and shit

>>57118034
Ah i see, its babys first IT job. I guess i over explained it then

You need to rock up with the youngest hottest date legally possible

You're bound to attract attention if you're walking in with fresh pussy

>>57115244
sage advice

>>57110003
>he isn't a tech mystic
balm your hand with lsd before you shake hands

>>57110003
Identify the alpha and immediately punch him in the face to establish physical dominance

Imagine wanting to fuck girls and not even wanting to be paid for it lol. Imagine putting women such a pedestal that you want to please and serve FOR FREE. Imagine that you are such cuck that you delude yourself you are alpha by living for women.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>57120801
> Imagine putting women such a pedestal that you want to please and serve FOR FREE

Well, i dont serve women, but i like to see it as a transaction. She sucks and fucks me, is loyal, cooks food, massages me, and basically compliments my everyday life. And i pay for her at restaurants and occasionally buy her flowers and stuff.

If shes young, and pretty and loyal i really dont mind, its like 5% of what i make a month anyway doesnt rly hurt the pocket that much.

> Imagine wanting to fuck girls and not even wanting to be paid for it

Not sure how that would work. Its good enough for me if we fuck, i dont need to be paid. Shes 5 years younger than me
Still in uni. So i dont expect her to be making as much anyway

> you delude yourself you are alpha by living for women

Thats true. Well i live for mainly two things
1. Respect (to be respected for my achievements, to be proud i have a hot gf/wife, to bebetter than most men and recognized for it)
2. Fullfilment (to achieve the feeling of i made it, which kinda requires the first one to be in place)

But yeah, dont put women on a pedastal, and know your worth anons. If youre healthy, not a drug addict criminal, have a family mindset, have some money you have WORTH

>>57110003
by being a badass that can survive a societal collapse that can take everything they have once laws no longer exist.

>>57110003
Who the fuck is this woman? She's literally perfect.

>>57122629
That's my wife

allie dunn for all you coomers

>>57118927
Same guy here, was travelling before.
My wife is a smoking hot neurologist and his wife is butt ugly. So yes, I'm way more based than him and he knows it.

However that was not the point. The point was how to be interesting to upper crust chuds. I only do it for my wife, otherwise I'm too based to bother and would never talk to these people.

>>57110043
>>57110176
>>57117900
these in any particular order

>>57124013
Bless you, anon.

>>57112849
There's a certain type of seething jealousy I only see levied at medical professionals, specifically doctors, and /biz/ is chock full of it. I'm sure you're super jacked, rich, based, won't post physique or folio because you're traveling on the ISS, etc, yet it still comes through in your post, and it's fucking weird. Did you get rejected from medical school?

>>57124139
See here >>57124066
Being an MD is woman work. It's a totally controlled profession for people that are weak willed and greedy.
Simple as.
I have a very large and nice brick building and showroom and have a nationally known ecommerce brand.

I think you have too high and opinion of MDs that you would not have if you spent time with them.
My and I were together from med school on. They are retards with big egos in 9/10 cases. There is no reason to look up to these people.

I'm about 190 and should be 175. Was incredibly jacked when I bagged her though. Thanks.

>>57119575
sushiibabie

pretty easily found by clicking the yandex button, 4chan x addon

>>57124158
>Being an MD is woman work. It's a totally controlled profession for people that are weak willed and greedy.
Who do you think is in control of an AP? You're supposedly married to one, what do you think she does all day?
>there is no reason to look up to neurosurgeons, orthos, plastics, etc, also they're all dumb, and these specialties that are 90% male are women's work.
>Also, I was jacked once, I promise!
>I read a book and everyone clapped!
>I'm a millionaire, I promise!
Right...

>>57124066
>My wife is a smoking hot neurologist
Do you know what the minimum length of training is to be a neurologist?

>>57124614
Yes, they are weak willed men doing a job that has been transformed over decades to better suit a woman who is subservient and institutes whatever an authority tells them.

They have weeded out by the hazing and humiliation process of medical school anyone with any sort of will or self respect.

I have transformed my wife through my confidence and she is different, but had no idea what was going on when she entered.
It takes four years of medical school and a four year residency and then if you want to specialize (she considered epilepsy) you would do an one or two year fellowship at a hospital.

These fellowships work you 80 hours a week for 60k/y and we opted that it was not worth it given we are in a small town and I already have money. Neurologists are in extremely high demand in the rural areas and she pulled 350k/y on her very first gig.

And yes, when I bagged her I was the 190 but pure muscle. I was doing the "squats and milk" program and was built like an NFL runningback.

suddenly smell like streetshitter in here

>>57124722
How old is your wife?

>>57124768
I'm 39, she's 37. She started late.
Through my basedness she had two kids during school and residency, demanding 6 months maternity each time and getting it.
Also she did not take the vaxx.
So it took us even longer til she got to the end. Long fucking haul.
Three kids now.

>>57110003
Why are her tits so long

>>57124834
Stretching them to achieve cleavage. She has okay tits, but has an inferiority complex about the milkers she's seen so she flattens hers out to try and mimic huge tits.

>>57110328
>there is close to nothing you can do at a birthday party to weave yourself into someone elses life for your own self interest.

this but it can also be generalized to almost every social occasion after the age of 18