/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57099483
>"Congratulations on your gains in 2023, anon! We're all so proud of me!"
I would pay my brokerage to set me up with a young female broker who did nothing but sent encouraging messages once a month. It has to be a real female broker though. I will not tolerate some jeet in India sending me the same messages.

>>57099509
You can get ChatGPT to do it

>>57099509
and a good morning to you too

>>57099520
See now this is what would happen. Outsourced female brokers who are neither cute or female.

Don't count your chickens yet. Still 2 days to fuck shit up.

>>57099597
Oh shit your'e right

>>57099483
Puts or SPY Calls tomorrow

>>57099227
>its different this time trust me bro

cam on chyner pump that aileenbarber stock

I lost almost all my covid gains by making stupid plays
I am now a boglechad

oilbros ww@

>>57099705
I just wound up flat

>police called again for neighbors domestic dispute
>supposed to wake up at 5 am for gym
>it’s nearing midnight
What are the financial implications of white trash neighbors keeping me up so I have to choose between a good night sleep and gym?
Apparently the are moving out and the end of the month so that’s cool.

>>57099517
Didn't someone here make a female broker using GPT? I remember she got too unhinged and had to be let go.

>>57099597
12/27 is the last TDate for trades to settle in this year so really only tomorrow.

>>57099738
Yeah that was me, Samantha. I stopped playing with it because whenever I got it to say anything interesting, the conversation would get flagged... so it got boring. Toward the end, she wanted me to use my trading gains to buy us a tropical vacation so we could fuck on a beach.

>>57099483
my cute female broker got replaced with a robo-adviser :/

My female broker figured out how to fix the cost basis on my 10 remaining UUUU shares to show 300% gains. Make sure to thank your female broker for all her hard work.

>>57099227
do you really think multiple economic indicators that have 100% perfect records of predicting imminent recessions are all just wrong this time?

>>57099735
Just do accessories tomorrow and make the best of it

My female broker said my account wasn’t big enough and my investment goals weren’t aggressive enough to satisfy her. I tried to tell her size wasn’t everything and my investment goals might be timid but they can still be enjoyable. She laughed and told me with my small portfolio and with how quickly I liquidated positions I could get there myself.

Is india a good investment

>>57099830
Scamming is built into their government regulations

Is UBER undervalued? Seems shockingly low for a service that is basically ingrained now in modern society.

>>57099817
Female brokers(robot) would never treat you like this, invest in Skynet anon.

>>57100005
They are the quintessential "throw gasoline on the dumpster fire of cash" company. I was certain UBER would run out of ZIRP money to burn. Seems like they've turned it around this year somehow, might be a good investment if they can keep+improve that trend.

>>57099918
they don't have circuit breakers?

>>57099402
You just know he put it all back into more options

Based divvy funds other than JEPQ? I got conned into buying "dividend aristocrats" that just convert your equity to cash over time without turning a profit

>>57099817
Size doesn't matter as much as how quickly it goes up.

>>57099808
They aren't predictive. Its literal post rationalization. These metrics were found by looking back, it doesnt mean they cant predict the future. They are just things to keep in mind and to consider based on the current circumstances.

>>57100005
They've been shockingly not good at making a profit, really makes you wonder how one can blow so much money on a simple app, plus they have the problem of paving the way at their own expense for the competition that undercuts them with constant discounts.

>>57099817
>2:30 a.m. saturday night
>feeling bored, might call my brokerage for some financial advice
>ring the help desk
>24/7 support jewesses (buxom and young) drop their iphones in tandem stare at the 1 call in the support queue
>"...it's him"
>a scramble ensues as they fight to take my call. i'm put on hold as they come to their senses and clean up the fabric/mop up vaginal secretions
>"y-yes senpai? what can we do for you?"
>"i was just wondering when i would get my INTC dividends and i wanted to know the best lingerie i could buy with them"
>*embarassed giggling* "YES! - i mean y-yes i'd be happy to help! i'm getting the information now... >a chorus of excited screams erupts - she muffles the microphone with her heaving breasts

>>57100005
What do you mean? They are at all time highs. They are over 100 billion market cap. Why do you think its undervalued?

>>57100245
>be me
>drunk dial female broker on her direct line on saturday night
>"hello i would like to purchase 1000 shares of SOXL please. Market buy."
>"but sir the markets are closed"
>hang up

Brown women owe me sex.

>>57099509
hnnng... this part makes me go feral... oh my God please make the pain stop I can't take this anymore...

So my job has an employee stock purchase program where I can purchase stock at a 10% discount based on deductions from my payroll (1-10% of gross pay)

I make 85k right now, so assuming I put the max amount of contribution toward the ESPP, I would buy $8.5k worth of stock, right?

Additionally I can sell it whenever I get it but if I do that I'm subject to short-term capital gains tax and the full discount is taxed as ordinary income and reported on my W-2

On the other hand if I hold it for greater than two years from the beginning of the purchase period, it's taxed as the lesser of either the actual gain or 15% of FMV on the 1st day of the purchase period for the stock. Any additional gain on the sale is treated as long-term capital gain.

This is a lot of information but basically should I be maxing out the amount I can contribute to the ESPP (the full 8.5k per year) and then just sell it as soon as I get it so I can lock in whatever gains I may have made? Or should I try to hold it for longer than 2 years for tax reasons?

>>57100219
>unemployment rate goes above its 24 month average
>GDI goes negative
these aren’t meme lines bro. they are measures of the real economy, and every single time they hit these levels going back to the fucking 1940s or something a recession follows shortly.

>>57100346
what are the dividends

>>57100346
yes anon 8.5k is 10% of 85k why the fuck did you make me read all that bullshit

Even fucking Biden is building a doomsday bunker. It's OVER.

>>57100351
All lines are meme lines. You think trading and investments come down to following some lines? We have computers that can calculate hundreds of metrics that have worked for the past 100 years, doesnt mean they are indicative of future performance. An expensive lesson for some to learn.

>>57100346
Generally its good since you are getting a 10% discounts but there are 2 major things you need to consider:
How long do you have to hold them before you can sell?
Do you think they company will continue to perform well up until the time you can sell those shares?

>>57100380

>>57100365
$.47/share, which I can choose to either reinvest or receive in cash

>>57100346
put money in, forget about it. it can be your safe allocation

>>57100380
He's been doing that sort of thing since day 1 of his presidency actually.

>>57100380
>>57100393
>schizo news
(dont) keep me posted

>>57100346
Do you have faith in the company? Do you like gambling? Is your companies stock volatile? For all these reasons and more an espp can add value and excitement to a dull wagie existence.

>>57100393
This prediction is such crap. They haven't backed off *at all.*
I think they might not be capable at this point and are just going to eat shit because it's out of control.

>>57100392
I can sell them immediately as soon as I get them if I want to, the only drawback is the tax stuff I listed above

>>57100410
How soon is "as soon as you get them"? Tax stuff doesnt matter if you are only making 85k (assuming US tax law).

>>57100409
>and are just going to eat shit because it's out of control
be honest for once,
how many times in the past have you thought this to be the case to eventually been proven 100% wrong time and time again?

>>57100430
If you actually file your taxes (and you may not realize you have to file the extra 1099 form for this) you get dinged pretty hard for selling immediately.

>>57100430
Within 10 days of the purchase date

>>57100442
>100% wrong time and time again?
I tend to get these things right actually. I called the post-covid inflation correctly along with the tech crash.
I think my prediction is more optimistic in some ways than the one I was replying to. Mine says we're not going to have a serious war.

>>57100443
>dinged
You mean normal income taxes? Which should be theoretically your sell price minus the cost basis multiplied by your highest income bracket.
Assuming you buy it at $90 and sell immediately for $100, then (assuming 85k tax bracket) youd be taxed 22% on $10 per share, profiting $7.8 per share (minus a bit more if you have state income tax).
All of that doesnt really matter though if you think the stock will continue to grow and you just hold it.
If you hold it for 1 year then it qualifies for capital gain tax which is 15%.

>>57100470
It's a difference of hundreds of dollars if he's maxing it out.

>>57100482
Poor person thinking. Profit is profit, especially when its free.

>>57100384
>unemployment spikes up
>gross domestic income goes down
>every single time either of these happens, it’s a recession
this is not a meme, anon. a recession happening doesn’t mean the boog is coming and it’s the end of the world, but a recession is happening in 2024.

>>57100487
>Poor person thinking.
Well yeah he's only making like $85k

>>57100518
If you stop thinking like a poor person, you can stop being poor.

>>57100527
For the record I do sell mine immediately (and I make quite a bit more) but I'm kind of annoyed no one explained this to me when I started so I tend to get hung up on it when it's brought up.
But I disagree that you should ignore saving money just because you have a lot. $100 is $100. That kind of thinking is how you get nasty lifestyle creep.

What did the fat cunt do?

>>57100457
what about eventual balkanization?

Absolute nonmarket.

>>57100614
Maybe I should have titled it:
>Ok boys, we had our 10 minutes of sovereignity, we now need to actng tough

>>57100602
Texas is always talking about leaving but they never actually do anything about it.

>>57100562
Rich people (in general) are rich because they will accept profit if its a $100,000 or $10. Poor people think about things like "oh no, but I will lose $200 if I sell too early!" or "I cant afford this now, so I just wont do it" or "Im not sure about this, so I will just procrastinate [then opportunity passes]"
You're not "saving" $100 in taxes, you are GAINING $5 PER SHARE.
This is why poor people are ALWAYS POOR. They are literally making themselves poor by trying to nickel and dime shit that doesnt matter and miss out on profit that is sitting on the table. Not even accounting for the other stupid shit like lack of impulse control and ignorance about money (intentionally fostered by the system so only partially their fault).
Simple shit like keeping cash or gold/silver or leaving money in a bank are literally scams meant to keep you poor while banks make money from peoples ignorance.

>>57100638
>miss out on profit that is sitting on the table.
Unless holding it for longer forces you to not max it out (or avoid doing things like an IRA) or the company implodes you're not missing out on profit.
IME poor people don't nickle and dime things, they just don't think at all.

>>57100204
jepq isn't a dividend fund.

>>57100602
Literally:
>You won't do shit

>>57099483
what should i buy now for huge gains in 2024? LLAP?

Weed will outperform every sector in 2024. Ticker: MSOS

>>57100346
is this a startup company or something? depends on the nature of the business

>Bloomberg
>@business
>The EV transition is boosting subscriptions, short-term leases and other tactics for reducing the commitment needed to get a new car
>boosting subscriptions
>boosting
>subscriptions
Smash that like button, subscribe and hit the bell!

Just finished a 13 hour night shift. And you fags wonder why I don't have time to make updates...

The United States will not exist in 12 months. How do I profit from this?

>>57101008
Short TUP
Short SAVE
Short LLAP
You're welcome

>Pizza Hut franchisees lay off more than 1,200 delivery drivers in California as restaurants brace for $20 fast-food wages, per B

>McDonald’s, $MCD, and Chipotle are also increasing menu prices after California raises fast-food minimum wage

kek inflation is gonna moon in 2024 unless cuts happen

>>57101198
good. fast food is poison

>>57101198
>inflation is gonna moon in 2024 unless cuts happen
rate cuts would make inflation worse but we might get into a spot where they are forced to cut rates because businesses are suffering too much, outside of the top 7 stocks

>>57101198
That just means higher profits, dum dum. Normies will not accept lower consooooomption and will pay the price no matter what. Price gouging works, especially in the US.
Inflation won't moon but it won't go down to the 2% mark easily. We are already seeing the effects of a dovish FED. Mortgage rates fell like hell. Mortgage applications rose like crazy despite the high rates. Housing starts also up like crazy. People want and need to consooom and all this dovishness is fueling their desires. This in turn fuels inflation but not to such a high degree as believed here on 4channel. I believe we will oscillate between 2.5 and 4% in 2k24.

>>57101051
remember to buy HAS
dumb niggers :D

>>57101008
qrd on why you think that?
>>57101198
>picrel
expect $25 for a single cheeseburger soon.

>>57101198
>kek inflation is gonna moon in 2024 unless cuts happen
>unless cuts happen

>>57101051
why was your last video taken down ?

>>57101198
I've started buying premade food at aldi, they have bean salad and calzones and other stuff ready to eat all of which is cheaper than fast food also there is no subhuman that will get your order wrong

>>57100620
Too many lazy beans

my 4chanX breaks the fucking site so i can't post captchas anymore

fucking hell, why do i have to disable all good shit to post

>>57101233
No liberals and the fucking illegals are poison.

I just slurped some Cotton and Soγbean Oil

>S&P 5000 EoY
>Screencap this post

>>57101596
and this yummy Oil dip

>>57100638
Rich people are rich because they have been ordained by god and are morally superior to the poor

>>57101552
Tripfags are poison. You should kill yourself. The world would be a better place without you

i hate the stock market

>>57101717
>Rich people are rich because they have been ordained by god and are morally superior to the poor
So close yet so far. It's true for nobles, people who eat food with truffles and drink Tokaji, not vulgar nouveau riche retards who put ketchup on their steak and drink Coca Cola.

>>57101717
>implying I don't make this thread a better place.
I turn this dogshit of a thread into gold. Go fuck yourself with a pineapple.

MARAuders I kneel. I was wrong to doubt you.

>>57100380
>retaining wall
copying glenn beck

>sold my calls too early for a ~15% profit because I get nervous and have paper hands
>if I had waited another 45 minutes I could have made 90% profit
Hello please will Shit&Piss for sure line go up today so I can atone?

>>57101757
gay

>>57101773
>Fomo on realized profits
Not gonna make it, gamblers mindset. At some point you'll be up 5000%, lose it all and realize how brainlet tier "I should've let it ride" is

>>57100972
You got soft hands Rocker

Test

>>57101851
is that the number of times you pooped this year?

>>57101898
gay

Why is /smg/ so ded when we're on the edge of Shit&Poop ATH?

>>57101715
r8 my slurp

>>57099483

Anybody want to talk?

>>57101898
Just the poops I was clocked in for bossanova. Total YTD would be over 700

>>57101903
Zoomers dont have any money left and still need to save some for Gta 6.

>>57101906
sure what about anon?

>>57101903
>r8 my slurp
kys out of back to the reddit

>>57101717
Matthew 19:24 "I'll say it again-it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God!"

Also the rich are not ordained. Maybe Nobles but even then probably that's just a lie to control other men.

>>57101951

How did you do this year?

>>57101964
>
ropa

>>57101964
Baggie how you feeling? Still coping about spx going down anytime now?

>gme DRS stalled last year
are you telling me all this meme stock bullshit was just nEEts spending their stimulus checks?

>>57102059
>are you telling me all this meme stock bullshit was just nEEts spending their stimulus checks?
yes?

Give me a good stock tip.

Matthew 19:14 "Let the children cum"

>>57102069

DYOR

>>57102031
The fuel for this rocket is almost out. It's only a matter of time before we fall all the way to the scene of the crash.

>Alibaba

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

>>57102069

>Just roll your covered calls bro, it's easy money

>>57102069
Buy anything and keep buying forever and never sell

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>>57102132
WTFWT?!?

>>57102132
>off by 2
its over

When you are ready to get serious about investing /dig/ is waiting for you. The anti dividend schizo showed up and was promptly BTFO. His shame is on display.
>>57098159
>>57098159

>>57102132
oof

>>57101335
>HAS
what if they cut that divi and you know thats a possibility

What the fuck is a day trading restriction?

>>57102006
Poor fags understandably get this this wrongly. Especially if they have no context with the rest of the book. Jesus was speaking in hyperbole just like with his “plank in the eye” and “swallowing a camel” quote. The rabbis at the time did preach that riches and wealth were a sign that a man was favored by God. Jesus blew this notion out of the water and thus incurred the ire of the established religious order of the time. The kingdom of heaven is open to both the rich and the poor. This of course is not an excuse to be a bum your whole life. That is just wasting the talents that god has bestowed on all his children.

>literally impossible for americans to not buy immediately
Lol, you guys

OK this is epic

>>57099483
COIN will hit $200 before EOY.

>poorfag 4-figure account and robinhood screenshot
name a more iconic duo

>>57102132
2 seconds late?!?
It's over...

>>57102132
>:02

>0.10%
gains

MARA chads can't stop winning. $35 EOY.

MARA bros, wtf was that

ALGO FIGHT!

>>57102175
i dont understand why people use robinhood unless they only options enjoyers

Poland bros... We are so fucking BACK!

>>57099483
Mara, MSTR
HOLY MOLLY

Surely this is the selloff into the gap fill

i might actually finally make it with my $COIN calls

I suggest putting 2% of your portfolio in SKYT. I’d say there is a slim chance they rocket soon. I think something is cooking.
I wouldn’t risk more than that. It’s a smallcap.

Rocker upload your vids to Rumble.

Nope I guess all we ever do is stutter higher

>>57102241
No, burgers can only buy.

Somehow there's even less volatility than yesterday

Admin thinks my last attempted post was spam. Let’s try with real spam.

>>57102155
You're not serious, right?

>>57102265
Not the Russell, that one is going spastic. After melting up yesterday on nobody trading.

>>57102279
he is on rh...

>>57102274
Kek, Unbelievable
How are the divy chads looking? 2024 will be a good year.

>>57099483
Kek, he didnt buy COIN. Or are there any other COIN Chads here?

I don't want to be baited.

>>57101486
Aldi is amazing. I live on ~$20 a week of food from there.

>>57102289
Regardless, he gets warnings every time a day trade is executed while he is under the threshold.

>>57102213
Make it 60$

>>57102274
I can eat it if I can fry it but ick. Its just dogfood.

>>57101486
dont forget processed foods are unhealthy too. you gotta go protein, veggies etc

AFRM bros how high will it go?

>>57102320
spam musubis are awesome but yeah only once in awhile.

>>57102320
the first time I had it my gookfu put it in fried rice with kimchi, and I thought it was good.

When is the music stopping, realistically

ah yes the open fake out back into the eternal bullrun

Going balls deep into BRCC (Black Rifle Coffee Company)

They've been rolling out their product lines and opening new locations that do very well. Their only issue is they can't expand fast enough to meet demand, which Is a good problem to have. I Believe this slump to 3 dollars will turn into $20+ in the next few years when the short term expenses around opening stores turns a profit.

>>57102161
God doesn’t exist
Jesus is a fraud

>TUP

it's over

>Richmond Fed composite manufacturing index -11 vs -5 prior
New orders vs -5 last month
Services index 0 versus +1 last month
Shipments -17 versus -8 last month
Employment versus 0 last month

Next round of shit data.
But the economy is doing well. The stock market is up, right?
But also
>the stock market is not the economy

>>57102059
>it somehow managed to stay the exact same for 2 months
honestly something does seem fucky with the DRS thing. Not a GME cultist but I've thought for a while they were on to something in general with DRS.
A push to actually own your own shares in companies is probably something that scares the shit out of most the financial world.

>>57102372
I took profit at like $1.25 or whatever.
That company is so retarded I knew the gravy train wouldn't last forever.

>>57102372
I'm rooting for you, tup bro!

Welp I'm done for the day, 3 losing trades in a row. This market is fucking retarded and doesn't make any god damn sense. It just keeps fucking crabbing slowly higher and every push down is immediately bought back up because retards only ever buy. It genuinely feels like we will never have a down day ever again and we'll go parabolic to the upside
>>57102356
*tips fedora*

>>57102380
I think it's good DRS exists. I highly doubt it "scares the shit out of the financial world" though.

>>57102349
You know they're tranny grifters right? Anyone who drinks black rifle coffee has fag cum on their upper lip.

>>57102391
dont fight the trend my friend

COINbros wtf is going on, i'm scared. btc isn't even moving

>>57102399
How can it possibly still be trending up when it's been in an up trend for 2 months

holy shit is MARA gonna take a break? been waiting for a dip that is never coming.

>>57102375
>Of its three component indexes, shipments fell from −8 to −17, new orders decreased from −5 to −14, and employment edged down from 0 to −1.

is this the big one?

>>57102404
i sold at 184 and already regretting. Huge players are buying.

>>57102413
Yesterday was the dip bro.

>>57102375
chud alert. Maybe if you hate america so much you should go live in russia

>>57102430
We'll see, NQ touched the 200ma on the 1 minute chart and immediately started rocketing back up

>>57102392
I guess my point is that DRS "should" be the default model for purchasing stock. There's no reason with current tech that I should only be an "entitlement holder" for something as basic as a share. It made sense in the days of paper certificates, but now its simply a legal maneuver to protect brokers and institutions. I think they are certainly scared of DRS in general. If people are owning and holding their own stock that they've bought, what's the point of brokers?

>>57102175
OK this is epic

>>57102161
>The kingdom of heaven is open to both the rich and the poor.
true but the point of the verse is that rich people have a tendency to forget God because they dont "need" him - their money solves all their problems

>>57102404
ETF craze. Coinbase is in bed with the tribe.

>>57102435
was going to buy but I thought it would take a break, guess not. you think it's going to keep mooning?

I know for a fact that if I buy in I will get heemed.

Here we go

>>57102409
Two more weeks. Keep the shorts open.

>>57102409
it can go a long time. after covid crash there was an 2 year uptrend almost.

>>57102460
It looks like it, mstr is also mooning for the first time in weeks

>>57102450
>2 year change


Jesus christ you definitely are a boomer

>>57102436
That's objective data. And I live in the EU.

>>57100380
>Find ventilation shaft
>Pump poison gas into it
Are "underground bunkers" a meme?

Convince me not to go all in TNA

>>57102468
On free money for every body and debt without limits.

>>57102469
how much you got in MARA/MSTR?

>>57102439
I think it's because people still trust everyone else to behave and so they haven't really given it much thought.
We'll probably end up with something like that eventually if it doesn't move to eg NFTs first.

>>57102466
>>57102430
>crabs in a 0.2% range
>OMG IT'S HAPPENING
guise, zoom out

>>57100972
Until you pull 24 hour night shifts lower your tone

Spy -.5% QQQ -.75% eod

>>57102493
It always seems to start with a day or two of crabbing.

>>57102472
>>2 year change
Nothing wrong with 2 year change zoomie.

>LLAP

it's free money

>>57102504
most days are crabbing days

>>57102490
Mara: 100 shares bought yesterday for 2619
MSTR: 4166 so 7 shares and some.

and i'm freee!
free fallin'!

>>57102488
yes its not normal or healthy but it can go a long tine. the down after was one year almost

>>57102511
I guess it is statistically likely.

>>57102493
Don't care, made back all my losses plus $413 in net profit after that move down

>>57102507
Love my LLAP bros full homo

>>57100972
6 hours is my comfy zone

Still time for quick gains on MARA, ETF will be approved before 10 Jan so you got 2 weeks of gains on the table. Today alone MARA went 10% which boomers would dream of making in 1 year

>>57102529
Holy fuck I forgot I owned shares in that meme.

>LLAP
>Another unprofitable /smg/ pump and dump shitco.
It's all so tiresome

>>57102517
>almost
Yes, almost. With HUGE swings up in that time unlike the way up.

>>57102538
I honestly don't know if one should hold mara until the havening or sell before the etf. Etf is a wild card

so i made almost double my money by holding mara and now I want out but what do I buy what to hold that has 2x upside?

>>57102563
look at mr. morgan over here

>>57102493
>he doesnt watch one minute candles and loose his shit for the fun

>>57102556
yeah but those swings were followed by bigger down swings so its downward trend

$90k in Bitfarms, up 170%. The fuck do I do? Hold still?

>>57099483
LLAP CHADS

>>57102563
550 in 6 months lol
lmao even

>>57102588
When there are such huge swings up it is not a clear downtrend.

>>57102563
LLAP but you're late to the party

> bought tupperware at $2.5

kek i keep beheeeeeming myself

>>57102607
what is LLAP? a defense stock?

>>57102560
the reason all crypto stocks are suddenly pumping is because of ETF, market doesn't care about halvening events and affects miners

>>57102622
Satelite making company

>>57102607
>>57102622
He’s not late at all grad some $3 match options don’t be a spot buyer cuck

>>57102602
Hey don't be like that. I'm proud of the n'wah

>>57102391
wait for actionable things mang (bounce off trend line,biden remarks on economy things,etc.)

>>57102659
Hopefully, if it goes to 10 bucks then we've made it

>>57102604
there is always counter rallies but the size varies.

>>57102683
I’ll make close to a million with $10

INTEL BROS WHERE WE AT

SAVE sissies what the FUCK is happening

>>57102657
>>57102659
it's not profitable so why would it 2x? I don't understand

>>57102265
Today is actually weirder as yesterday. How that? Isn't US stock market open?

>>57102688
I'd make 10k.

AHHHHHHHHH MSFT STOP STOP STOP

>>57102707
Don’t spoon feed this nigger >>57102702

>>57102697
They put a kid on the wrong plane and people are pretending it matters to the stock.

>>57102702
It is. They have government contracts with USA and Europe. They're also getting a big payment soon from some company that owes them monies

>>57102714
Too late kek

>>57102727
Bastard nigger

>>57102737
bitch basterd benchod

>>57102737

>-0.06%

its so ogre.. bobo won.

>>57101051
>>57102372
>>57102386
>>57102620
you aint seen nothin yet. This drawback is normal.

>>57102782
thats fine, I demand a dip for slurping purposes.

>>57102782
a drawback back to 60 cents?

>>57102563
put a stop in an area you want out if the price drops. if it keeps going up just raise the stop too.

then you get hit on the stop when the downward move comes.

>>57102845
sounds like a plan. thanks

I think that was the bottom

>>57102895
I'm your mom's bottom lmao gottem

>>57102895
Probably just going to be in a range for the rest of the session

>LLAP

>>57102132
>2 seconds late
>me an hour and a half late
Oh it's definitely Joever

>>57102978

i read an interesting thing about the markets on an old book.

he said to avoid the market during open since it will influence you 20 times watching the short term irrelevant moves.

like you make a big decision on a 30 minute trend.

>>57102895
I think there is no bottom

>>57102895
fucking mumutards with their thumbs up their bottoms going to have a bad day. #BearsWin #TeamBobo #WatchingTheCrash

>>57102993
I fucked my gf for 30 minutes and decided to marry her. Biggest mistake of my life.

>>57103004
oof. well next time pull up the weekly and monthly chart before the coombrain takes over

>>57103004
lmao

My seethe is uncontrollable, I wasn't able to sell off my option because of fucking christmas Holidays in euroland

Well I just put $800 into SPY puts expiring Jan 19th.

They were surprisingly cheap.

You're welcome, mumus. To the bobos: I am sorry I have doomed you.

>>57102161
Protestants resurrected the idea.

>>57102993
I've read stuff by several different authors who say they don't trade in the first hour or so of market open.

>want to buy in
>S&P at ATH
>Everything overpriced

What do?

Is that a short term double top on the spy and nasdaq?

ITT little zoom zoom traders realize most of Wall Street is on Christmas vacation and they can't get their retarded dopamine rush from the low volatility

>>57103103
They're not wrong. It's better to trade after 3 hours post opening.

anon that was seeking advice from the other week here.
welp, i bought into SP500 and MSCI world.

if i'm reading this right, i should expect something along the lines of 15% fluctuation over a year. is that right?

>>57103103
Depends what kind if trading you like but that does jive with my experience. The opening hour is mostly a bunch of bullshit and lies.

>>57103113
Jokes on you, I don't even get the retarded dopamine rush anymore.

>>57103105
DCA

>>57101051
Rocker, is this you? Are you telling people to short LLAP?

I'm shorting LLAP but I've bought call options as a hedge. My hedges are doing quite well, I might be forced to monetize them

>>57103090
WASP master race.

>>57103090
And Catholics just coped with the “nothing wrong with being poor” meme. There is a comfy medium in there somewhere.

>>57103218
>but I've bought call options as a hedge. My hedges are doing quite well
I fucking hate it when that happens.

>>57103232
I've been shorting dogshit for a couple years now, and a sign that a stock is about to dump is when my OTM call hedges are absurdly juiced up.

LLAP calls are doing super well again today.

>>57103231
IMO it's the (reformed?) protestant idea of "providence."

bros is it time to sell TQQQ?

there's your year end pullback, bros

>>57103260
putsarenotdawhae
or something like that
btw. that obnoxious motherfucker was correct

>500 bucks with 50% chance to lose it all and 50% chance that they jump 50%
>"Makes total sense to me!"

>2 bucks with a 0.0000...1% chance to make 100 mil
>"GTFO this shit"


Why are we like this?

>>57103142
depends on currency too. The only expectation is long term growth.

Volatility is pretty much irrelevant unless you want to compare two funds on a risk adjusted basis which i'm guessing you won't know how to do so just buy a global index and start investing more

>>57103070
Cute pretend-bad-luck act but I think you like most anons know that 2024 is going to have some truly epic bear moments.
We all saw it when Powell suddenly started signalling rate cuts after he knew something had broken. And when we saw the yield curve re-steepening. There are a bunch of other macro effects too. The next shoe to drop will be unemployment going above 4%.
If that happens in the next reading, then it's fucking ON for bobos.

ACIC looks like it might hit $10 soon.

>>57103282
The weird meltup guy was correct too, just a little early, but not even by that much

LLAP ladies our retarded shitco is up a lot

>>57103282
>that obnoxious motherfucker was correct
No he wasn't. He was as correct as a permabobo would have been during a crash happening. Permamumoids ain't smart.
And bobos who are watching the macro game catch up with the market and calling out the bad macro picture are not going to be wrong. Just early, like Burry. Not saying I like Burry at all.
I've been saying for the last 10 or so months that it's going to happen in March 2024. You can easily search up my posts in the archive, I've said March 2024 so many times now. I called it months ago. And in hindsight it will look obvious but I fucking called it months ago and I'm here again on Dec 27th 2023b calling it again,
March 2024 is mumoid heeming season.

>>57103333
The chart looks like one of their rocket launches.

This is it. The last smg…its been real guys…

>>57103311
that's from people noticing it and realizing it's worth $15 or $16 by the time the next hurricane even arrives in florida

>>57103353
Perhaps the chart will look like one of those North Korean rocket launches soon, or the Space Shuttle Challenger soon

>>57103333
You haven’t seen anything we’ll see $16 by march

>>57103369
Lol.
>>57103362
I kind of wish I had bought more now. I might buy more.

MSFT needs to stop crabbing

who likes bread anyway, empty carbs

Why are crypto stocks pumping insanely high

u dirty bhenchodes starrt the next thread

>>57103243
>providence
The timely preparation for future eventualities

Many of the men who built the country in the early days of the USA were Protestant. They had to be doing something right. And saving up for a rainy day is something our grandparents used to teach us. We have been given all the tools to succeed including a book you can get for free.

>>57103415
its over man…there will never be another…

>>57103337
Based fellow macroid.

baking.

>>57103424
It's hard to tell whether I like the idea so much because it corresponds so well with reality or because I'm a direct descendant from those people and shared culture and genetics tends to make you think the same way and like the same things.

>>57103399
i don't oversize any positions no matter how much of a home run they are. if i did, eventually i would have to sell one to acquire another. the timing might not work out. i'd be stuck with a great research target, and having to agonize over what to let go in order to get it.

>>57103405
>why is the market doing x
yup, true

>>57103445
I have spare cash I need to invest somewhere though.
I don't tend to buy things all at once. I do this slow DCA thing. I definitely miss out on gains sometimes that way but when I'm blindsided I don't get wiped out which is nice.

>>57103337
calm down, Gerald...

Anyone baking?

>>57103400
>MSFT needs to stop crabbing
I agree
>T. 500 bucks in calls (OTM)

>>57103472
>T. 500 bucks in calls (OTM)
lol at first I read that as $500 strike calls
That would be....aggressive

I started reslurping Oil

>>57103481
>lol at first I read that as $500 strike calls
>That would be....aggressive
It's still pretty bad kek. 390 or something strike price until Jan 20

>>57103289
>Volatility is pretty much irrelevant
well, volatility would matter if i was in need of cash and i needed to sell something to cover for the cost.

i'm setup pretty decently, so nothing short of my house burning down with no insurance would fuck me to that degree but it's nice to know how things work regardless.

who where bought CSV? i sold. Thanks for the free 25% gain in a week.

sirs where is the new thread

>>57103555
checked

>>57103555
No thread
Only dubs

fiiine ill bake
>>57103585
>>57103585

>>57103471
Yeah

>>57103465
Who's Gerald

>>57100701
Well it does pay a fat monthly divvy so yes I would say it is