/biz/ - Business & Finance

Alex Zarac is a nigger.
Everyone else? WAGMI

>>57058202
Kek baggies

>>57058202
Where are the BBBY and PHM logos?

Kek baggies

BBBagies

>>57058244
>WAGMI

With what? You baggots don't have any shares.

Bbberkshire

>>57059446
Bbbamboozled by PP and Pulte.

>walk into TD Ameritrade
>ask for a TEDDY SHARE
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a TEDDY share right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What exchange is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please TEDDY share give money please share"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Ameritrade employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "TEDDY SHARE PLEASE MONEY TEDDY ShARE"
>Ameritrade employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Ameritrade employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

PART 1/2

So up until yesterday we had some unresolved questions:

1. Whats up with the 11.8b credit?
2. Why does RC lawsuit take so long?
3. Why bring on M Goldberg (best in world-tier fraud specialist) for execution of very simple Ch11-exitplan for a 50m cap pillow company?
4. Why was DOJ on first hearings of BBBY bankrupcy?

It now turns out:
1. 11.8b is the full sum used for BBBY share buybacks. The money GME used to become debt free and gain warchest, BBBY used to buy back their own shares at high prices while $5b in debt, and shortly after bankrupcy. $11.8b wasted! This was facilitated by JPM, who months later froze the assets of BBBY, such that BBBY had access to no money and had to raise money from bond sales. Same JPM who did not allow any measures of selling off BBB, or others, in bankrupcy. Same JPM who only left after being replaced as DIP, and who in court urged to be held on even after having no formal ties to BBBY estate.

2. Because the section 16b claim pushed against RC relates to buybacks. RC bought less than 10% and is no insider, everyone knows that, but the case "incidentally" revolves 100% around the buybacks. It turns out Tritton bought BBBY before buybacks were announced (illegal insider trade) and sold the high. Every claim pushed against RC, can in fact not be pushed on RC, but is now pushed on Tritton.

3. The $11.8b is new compensation from JPM to BBBY to reverse the fraud. Michael Goldberg is brought because this is indeed a fraud, and he is incentivized to fuck them up, as the gets 3% of what he manages to shake out. Goldberg was the one who brought down Madoff.

4. Because the collusion of Tritton; since he came to BBBY he recked them in about 3 years, from an indebted but functioning company to bankrupcy. Tritton did same for other companies.

PART 1/2

>>57060544
part2/2?

>>57060544
Hi Alex. Sorry all your friends hate you and are trying to steal your show

>>57060544

PART 2/2

What COULD have happened, was that BBBY became another GME post sneeze. It would have been debt free and with huge war chest. 11.8b! Imagine what that would have meant for the entire ape-crowd.

Instead, it was very brutally evisceraded by insider trading that has been proven, facilitated by JPM.

It is oddly fortuitous. Goldberg is on case and DOJ. $11.8b starts to appear as credit, after a case that has been going on for about 6 months now.

It may be, who knows, but it may be that the $11.8b is Goldberg and others have brought a case such that JPM/tritton and others are forced to reverse their fraud. It would return the money to BBBY.

I will remind everyone of this: during GMEDD interview with RC, he said in total three sentences related to BBBY. First some bs, last that he sold (yeah we know) and in the middle:

"It is very unusual for companies who do buybacks, to go into bankrupcy".

That was his only comment; buybacks! We are not waiting for the RC case to merely be dropped so that RC is off the hook. RC is already off the hook; there is no PnD case, and there is no 16b case.

The case is not about the possible demise of RC, actually about the very redemption of BBBYQ holders, as it puts the illegal trades and nefarious buybacks in the spotlight for Goldberg and DOJ. And the allegiations put against RC are now reversed against Tritton and JPM.

Goldbergs cut would be 3%, about $300m. The name is Goldberg, Michael Goldberg. His name in german, means literally "mountain of gold". His nose can sniff a literal mountain of gold. Do you think he will miss his target?

If he pulls this off, and i think he will. The waterfall is EXTREMELY in the green, without RC and others having paid a cent.

Do you have any idea of the total reckoning that will ensue? Waterfall would leave $25-35 per share. Before counting the most precious resource in this entire: the shorts.

PART 2/2

>>57060619

Finally, recall that several institutions chose to convert their bonds, whom they could have gotten full payback on, +15%, just before they knew about incoming bankrupcy. This is in context of e.g. that institution making on avg 17% return on each of their investments. Taking 15% would guarantee them their avg return, safely and quickly, prior to bankrupcy proceedings that are by nature uncertain. They denied this possibility, and instead converted all of their assets to common stock. One week later, BBBYQ bankrupt.

You think they just gambled that?

So what is possible on timeline:

* RC, Brett Icahn or other (or all), now got access to BBBY very cheaply. The company is streamlined, Bed Bath and Buy Buy Baby are already up and operational!

* $11.8b payback as per above, or w/e compensation comes from Goldberg pursuing these people like a bloodhound. Resultant waterfall down to Class 9 (recall: very major institutions are also in this class, as well as the EIGHT former BBBY executives that Goldberg himself brought on about 1-2 months ago)

* This is before the short-situation escalates. This is not like GME sneeze. This is a situation where shorts have been frauding the shit out of BBBY for years. We dont even know float; DTCC has 780m outstanding BBBY, while we know that the actually authorized publically available BBBY are less than 480m. And retail has been piling up BBBY on ridiculous prices, some even under 50c or 10c.

Im thinking we back.

I apologize for unholy trips, i present this Holy image as a purge, please accept.

>>57060544
>>57060619
>>57060666
Mental illness

>>57060666
>The company is streamlined, Bed Bath and Buy Buy Baby are already up and operational!

kek stupid BBBaggies!
>last thread didnt even hit bump limit
KEK BBBAGGIES!!!

can we finally start banning these threads? go to /x/

>57061141
kek, impotent seethie weethies

>>57061141
>we

>>57061182
well i mean the mods. these threads are nothing about finance and business

>>57061196
>says discussing potential merger from chapter 11 has nothing to do with business and finance
>has daily FUD and seething from shills
>is always top of the catalog because of this
>can't just go to another thread, instead wants jannies to ban it because they can't buy them like reddit mods
The faggotry is off the charts

>>57061270
well yeah i can't buy and sell your stock anyway since it's dead and all shares are non existent

>>57061270
>discussing potential merger from chapter 11
Provide a basis for this discussion beyond schizoid divination from childrens story books.

>>57061321
>>57061322
>knows the lore
>repeats the same FUD mantra ad nauseum
>repeatedly ignores court filing discussion, instead clings onto whatever they can FUD
>continues to seethe at these replies
>is here all day, everyday
Yeah, I'm thinking WAGMI
Thanks for the (you)'s, faggots

>>57061403
i don't know any "lore"
all i know is that the company is gone, the shares too and the catalog keeps having these schizo threads

>>57061403
>repeatedly ignores court filing discussion
But anon why would the PA lie about there being no credit, no M&A, no distribution for shareholders?

>Direct communication from involved parties that baggies are wiped out
>THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WOULD SAY IF WE WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE RICH BUT THEY WERE PREVENTED FROM TELLING US THE TRUTH

>>57061270
We all gonna wagmi. Shills always act like faggots, but they have been more emotional and agitated than usual. Why are they so upset over a stock they claim is dead?

>>57061270
>potential merger from chapter 11
what the fuck?
are you retarded?
https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/BYON
>Beyond, Inc. operates as an online retailer of furniture and home furnishings products in the United States and Canada. The company offers furniture, bedding and bath, patio and outdoor, area rugs, tabletop and cookware, décor, storage and organization, small appliances, home improvement, and other products under the Bed Bath & Beyond and Bed Bath & Beyond Canada brand names.
>The company provides its products and services through its internet websites comprising bedbathandbeyond.com, bedbathandbeyond.ca, and overstockgovernment.com. It also offers businesses advertising products or services on its website; Marketplace, a service that allows its partners to sell their products through third party sites; products to international customers using third party logistics providers; and Supplier Oasis, a single integration point through its partners can manage their products, inventory, and sales channels, as well as obtain multi-channel fulfillment services through its distribution network.
>The company was formerly known as Overstock.com, Inc. and changed its name to Beyond, Inc. in November 2023. Beyond, Inc. was founded in 1997 and is headquartered in Midvale, Utah.
all the assets belong to the new overstock entity.
where have you fucking been?

>>57061575
how many shares of BYON did you receive after restructuring? just curious. i wasn't following closely.

>>57061606
The fraud involved could literally buy BYON ten times over. They can aquire whatever they want.

>>57061618
>I wasn't following closely
I don't believe you. Thanks anyways for bumping my thread this early on a beautiful Friday morning. I unironically hope you make it too, shillbro.

>>57060544
>>57060619
>>57060666
Why don't you ask Michael I Goldberg these questions?

>>57061668
Because only retards like you and PP thought that he would discuss miles of NDA and redactions to strangers on the internet. He isn't. Catch up already.

>>57061655
so it's zero? you don't have any interest in a single one of those retail stores? or the online portal?
if they're so good, why don't you go buy one?

>>57061682
>muh NDAs

>>57061618
>i wasn't following closely.

>>57061683
I'm thinking about buying them after my cash+equity distribution, but what I do with my money isn't your business. Your keen interest in other people's portfolios is quite telling. Why so emotional?

>>57061682
Ah yes, since Michael I. Goldberg was under some NDA, then when asked questions pertaining to the administration of BBBYQ's estate, instead of not responding, he just lies. Affirmative.

>>57061696
I know that you're probably sporting a room temperature IQ, and I'm very proud of you for eating your breakfast, but I'll spoonsneed a little more: NDAs can prevent the disclosure of the NDA itself. It's just that simple.

>>57061725
I'll say it again since it's apparently you're only talking point. NDAs can prevent the disclosure of the NDA itself.

>they continue to prove my point and seethe
>Their behavior is the biggest bullish indicator
Merry Christmas lads

>>57061744
>NDAs can prevent the disclosure of the NDA itself.
How very convenient. So instead of just not talking about it, why did he just lie (according to you)? I guess lying is part of the NDA.

>>57061736
>The fact that nobody is talking about it is proof it exists because its existence prevents people from talking about it
Baggie logic

>>57061745
Merry Christmas, anon! It's true wherever you find shills it feels like Christmas!

>>57061758
It's no coincidence that you're the one I spoke to about breakfast

>>57061757
Yes, you're starting to figure it out. Good job, anon. wagmi

>>57061777
Checked.

>>57061682
to be fair I did email him to see what he said about certain things, I was polite and professional and stated some laws and legality about things but confessed I was not a bankruptcy lawer so my knowledge is that of 2nd hand or basic reading up on laws, Iasked him about the NOLs and they are still looking into them, which means they want to be used still by Cohen et al, so either he is stonewalling the NOL's and fucking Cohen for more money in the P&D case or he is working for the preservation of them still, which under the current system is means ownership cannot change POST deal, means that Cohen via proxies and SPAC's, investment companies like Larry Chengs Dragonfly - which when he said HE is not invested, he might not personally be, but Dragonfly is for sure, his money might be in Dragonfly but he as a legal entity isn't invested in Teddy. This P&D case is being used to delay things, who knows who the actors are involved but Goldberg is on one side or the other. With his history of fraud victims, it's unclear if he is there to work against RC on behalf of citadel/Freeman/Judith Cohen /The company as defrauding them rather than if the company is working against Tritton for fraud. It seems like hes a big fish guy (4u) so it seems he is the man trying to bring down BCG for fraud rather than Cohen. If that is the case, when this case is over its legit go time, there is nothing holding him back. This was their hail mary play and for both BBBY and GME it's going to be explosive as fuck. I think q4 earnings is when it happens and we are full year profitability

>>57061777
I'm just glad you are here to confirm your delusion. Hey, did you know that Joe Biden has a superinjunction about Mexican human-dolphin hybrids controlling the planet through sonar manipulation? This is undeniably true because the fact nobody is talking about it proves the existence of the superinjunction preventing people from talking about it.

>>57061838
I'm just glad you continue to seethe.

>>57061837
Interesting and sapient points, anon. Thank you for adding to the discussion.

And now we wait for the new script

Hey baggies, did your billionaire friends make you rich in time for Christmas? I hope you don't have to go another holiday (after Thanksgiving) explaining to your loved ones why your investment is still worth $0

>papa, why do we have no presents under the tree
>well honey, after a towel store makes me rich I'll buy you all the presents in the world
baggies! Just wanted to stop in and wish you a very broke Christmas. Remember to savor all the emotional damage you've done and are doing to your friends and families.
>with love from me, all the the lads at Citadel and especially Kenny G.

>>57062229
Go ahead and get ready to celebrate when it doesn't happen by Christmas, but what you shills don't realize is the date is actually referring to the lunar calendar in which Dec 25 falls on Feb 4.
Yes, these goal posts can be very fluid.

>>57060619
Kek delusional baggie. No matter what bullshit you find, the stock is still canceled, and you are getting nothing.

>>57060666
In order to short something, I need to borrow shares. How can one borrow a share that doesn't exist? How can there still be a short open? This is the most schizo theory out of all of them.

Ahhh, back to the emotional appeals. I accept your consnessions.

>>57062405
Can you buy presents with internet concessions?

>>57062427
His presents are under a Non-Disclosure Agreement

>>57060544
>>57060619
>>57060666
I just want to bring attention to these 3 posts so I can watch the good samaritans wiggle and squirm as they rush to inform us on a subject they don’t care about and they hold no interest in. Merry Xmas dougshit, funny how dogshit anons went silent over night when someone replied with dougshit.

>>57062672
i wish more than anything in the world that you could buy more bbbyq. It's criminal that they went through the bankruptcy process so quickly.

>>57062740
Interesting choice of words anon

>>57062813
>he doesn't know

>>57062832
>getting narratives from baggies
ngmi shillanon

>>57062875
>another one that doesn't know
can't say I'm surprised. If baggies had half a brain they wouldn't be baggies

>>57062896
Say it again. Let's see if you can beat your high score this thread.

>>57063014
>Say it again
I'll can do anything you like but I charge extra for domination

>>57062548

>>57062896
Tell me, O pedo-oracle. What do (((you))) know
>inb4 its a secret
If you want to be an annoying fag /lgbt/ is right there. At least this anon >>57060544 has the balls to be post his schizo theories. What happened to your balls, pedo-anon?

>>57063114
>spoonfeed me please
lmao nope
>pedo, pedo, pedo
every thread you baggies bring up pedophilia. Got something you want to get off your chest? Might I suggest, for Christmas, you get yourself a pistol. Put it in your mouth and pull the triggers. It's a sure fire cure for all those no no thoughts that haunt you

>>57063114
Your obsession with pedophilia is very cringe

>posts pics of prepubescent girls
Hey anon, you're coming off like kind of a pedo
>WHY WOULD YOU SAY PEDO YOU MUST BE A PEDOPHILE KYS
the absolute state of sisyshillies

>>57063241
I know you're from reddit but weeb shit is a part of the culture here. I must insist you try to fit in if you insist on hanging around with this poorfag general.

>>57063241
The fact you will not admit you are a pedo is proof that you are under an NDA preventing you from admitting you are a pedo. You cannot refute this obvious fact, KYS

>>57063267
Kek, NDAnon has you absolutely mindbroken

>>57063285
That is exactly what someone who was legally prevented from admitting they are a pedo would say. Disgusting.

>57063309
>Do your parents know you're gay tier shilling
They're not sending their best

>>57063342
>gay
>pedo
You just can't help resorting to sexual deviancy can you?

>>57063359
Said the trans to the hetero

>>57063369
>trans
>gay
>pedo

>>57063378
You forgot one... Quite telling

>>57063385
>NO NO LOOK I MENTIONED STRAIGHT PEOPLE TOO THAT MEANS I AM ONE

Useless conversations going on in here so might as well post this, financially.
https://twitter.com/JLPtalk/status/1738200051598668018

Kek, the only bags in this general are the shills' emotional bags.

>>57063416
>admitting baggies have no shares
kek

>>57063420
Baggies have time.
Baggies are poor and comfy and patiently waiting.
Merry Christmas!

>>57058244
He’s a baby dick knibbling talmud enjoyer yea and all the shitters surrounding him are disgusting. There’s no difference between rc, Pulte, Alex&scumcrew. They’re all devils.
>inb4 call the ADL!!!

>>57060586
Sorry you sold your souls to satan lol

>>57063241
Vouched

I am really wondering how long it will take for this non investment threads to vanish from the daily board.
Even the craziest mad man will one day realize that sneeding on an image board won't get him his money back. Right? RIGHT?

Based apocalyptic schizo anon

>>57063827
We’re all here forever. Besides you have to admit you have more fun here than you do on the cringe mines. We get to call each other faggots and nigger.

>>57059241
>>57059116
>>57058951
Stop calling them baggies they don't hold anything now

Hedgies on ledgies

What do we want for christmas? Hedgies failing to deliver a pulse.

The gig is up, hedgies.

>>57064397
What happened? Or is "we won" as always?

>t'was the night before bbbagsmas
>and all through the house
>not a baggot was sneeding
>not even a mouse
>The nooses were hung by the chimney with care,
>In hopes that ryan cohen soon would be there

>The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
>While visions of bagkekkers danced in their heads;
>And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
>Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

>When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
>I sneeded from the bed to see what was the matter.
>Away to the window I yeeted like a flash,
>Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

>The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
>Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
>When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
>But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny bag-queer,

>With a little old driver, so quickly he flew,
>I knew in a moment it must be a jew.
>More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
>And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

>"Now, SNEEDER! now, YEETER! now, COOMER and MOSHE!
>On, COHEN! on SHMUEL! on, REDDIT and SCHIZO!
>To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
>Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

>As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
>When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
>So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
>With the sleigh full of bags, and ryan cohen, the jew.

>And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
>The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
>As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
>Down the chimney ryan cohen came with a bound.

>He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
>And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
>A bundle of bags he had flung on his back,
>And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

>His eyes -- how they beady! he looked like a shrew!
>His cheeks were like roses, his nose, hooked like a jew!
>His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
>And the beard of his chin, (what chin? lol) was as white as the snow;

>The stump of a crackpipe he held tight in his teeth,
>And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
>He had a narrow face and a little round belly,
>That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

>He was lean and mean, a right jolly lil elf,
>And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
>A wink of his beady eye and a twist of his head,
>Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

>He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
>And closed all the shorts; then turned with a jerk,
>And laying his finger aside of his nose,
>And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

>He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
>And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
>But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out with a yeet,

"MERRY BBBAGSMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD SNEED"

How much did you spend on Christmas gifts this year, baggies? You did have the money, right?

>>57060544
>>57060619
Nice

>>57064983
Their money is currently in a Non-Disclosure Agreement.

>57065075
>Absolutely mindbroken
Look, I can get a new ID too. Are you fooled? This is how much you glow.

>Could Bill Pulte's private equity firm be used as a vessel for RC to purchase DK-Butterfly?. The firm's goal is philanthropy which would align with RC's objective of bringing justice to wronged shareholders. Has anybody looked into this?

A new chapter has been born. hail to the king. (buy PHM btw)

>>57065125
Ok keith

>>57065216
Replying to myself but:
>a publicly traded company (for profits of the shareholders)
>the goal is to give away money
Is this the wildest guess till today?

>>57065216
Buying DK-Butterfly wouldn't bring back BBBBYQ shares, and certainly wouldn't cause closed short positions to be reopened. There is no legal way for BBBYQ to come back, ever.

>57065358

>>57065309
>he said the line
kek

>>57065358
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Why is Pulte repeating a Taylor swift song when she’s a satanic he?
>satanic communities chant tranny song as reply

>>57060544
>>57060619
>>57060666
Maybe I won't rope on Xmas

>>57063264
Roll

>>57063264
>>57065564
>4
>Literally the worse one
Nevermind, rope it is.

why is this general allowed to exist? you literally don't even own any shares anymore. i don't get it.

>>57063264
rolling

>>57065416
Hello phonekeith

>>57065727

>>57060543
Kek

>>57065735

Are we getting Teddy shares Christmas night?

>>57066110
Current cope is wait but don't trust the process. The next purge of unbelievers from the cult is underway.

WTF?
A band from germany saw the whole BBBY thing coming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCi8zA9CGGM&list=RDk-NkbYeIB_A&index=8

>>57060710
Bless you in our Lord's name for your big brain.

if baggies can find me ONE(1) NDA contract that states you aren't allowed to disclose that you're under an NDA, I will buy 1000 shares of BBBYQ

>>57066110
Sometime after 10th Jan

>>57065425
I think someone's bot is broken.

>>57066407
Just a test, nothing more. Can I not do science in peace?

4CHAN DECLARES ALLEGIANCE TO KAIS

DOWN WITH PP

>>57066545
We’re going to need two bbby threads now that there is a schism. A pp thread and a Kais thread.

>57066562
>I hate this thread
>It doesn't belong on this board
>Let's split the thread again so there's 4-5 bbby threads clogging up the board
Our sisyshillies, ladies and gentlemen

Everyone stop what you’re doing and kys

>>57066891
Sorry too busy masturbating and getting paid to wfh

>>57066669
who are you quoting

>>57066952
Absolutely based

Shills are more emotional than usual because they would have finished at least 5-8 different stock fud campaigns by now.

>>57066957
You could get a new ID for every single post, and we could still hold a conversation. Or at least I could. I'm sure you would do your best.

>>57066545
I will have consensual sex with both of their wives at the same time while they watch. PP might do it for free but Kais will probably charge money.

>>57066992
Please don't skip your meds Jason

>>57067035
As long as you never skip a day bumping my threads. TYFYS

>57066992
>everyone on /biz/ is the same person.

>>57067084
Well, I am every other id in this thread, you’re not far off.

>>57067084
Um sweaty it is if they're saying something I don't like

>>57066952
Masturbating is a day long ordeal for you? Ngmi

>>57067106
>never heard of gooning
Boomer identified.

>>57067121
Hearing about something and practicing it are two different things. You faggots literally have your dick in your hand all day?

I didn’t have money for my family’s Christmas presents this year, so I went ahead and made them some gift cards to Teddy keiretsu. When we get our 6 gorillion dollar payout and our new equity I’ll swap them out for official ones. They are going to be so excited, they’ll be able to buy anything they want from Teddy keiretsu. It’s going to be a very merry Christmas, thanks to Teddy keiretsu and good king Ryan Cohen!

>>57065574
kek

>>57063264
rollin

>>57063264
roll for justice

>>57063264
roll
hoping for 2, 7 or trips

>>57068004
>4
goddammit

>>57063264
0 is shaped so weird and probably has those moans that sound like rape.

Rerolling

>>57068017
very satisfied

>>57068017
>has those moans that sound like rape.
kinda want

We need a way to trade our canceled shares again, I think we could come up with a blockchain that allows someone to tokenize their canceled shares and trade them again. Sellers would give up their rights to TEDDY to the buyers.

>>57068279
>We need to find a way to continue getting scammed out of our money even after the stock is gone
k

merry christmas bathniggers
daily reminder that it’s fucking joever
-Chadshill

>>57068494
king

>>57068279
Ok Dougie, I'll trade away my rights to my bobbys for $10,000 a share.

>>57068279
Better hurry, someone might make a baggot token before you can.

Holy fucking shit I really lost it all

:(

>>57068840
>>57068849
sounds like marcus posts here

>>57068861
He’d fit in

>>57068604
kek dougie another leak just opened on his ship. He needs a way out, and fast.

>>57068840
>>57068849
>sasuga

>>57068840
>Holy fucking shit I really lost it all
It took you this long to figure that out?
Not when it went bankrupt with massive debts?
Not when the stock was cancelled?
Were you really buying this retarded shit about new equity falling from the sky to the tune of a billion dollars pissed away paying off old debt to own an empty shell?
Really?

extremely organic late night posting don’t you fuckers let dougie jump I want to see how the court stenographer draws him

>>57068929
>actually sweaty

>>57068840
>>57068849
>>57068887
what a dick
and pulte introduced him on a twitter spaces call
and RC said you know you've made it when you buy a turtleneck and this weirdo larper is wearing a turtleneck and is coincidentally involved in some activist campaign with overstock who bought the BBBY brand name
this entire situation stinks and these privileged rich people are rubbing our loss into our faces
RC and pulte are acting shitty too if they don't have a trick up their sleeve with the fraud investigation or whatever

>>57068840
>>57068849
>>57068887
>>57068946
Marcus is based

>>57061270
>>57061403
>>57061745
Merry Christmas anon I hope our silly shillies are at least spending time with their families as they shitpost here
>>57061709
kek I bet that shillanon just stumbled in here why would he lie

larry cheng is being shitty too if he went on the pulte x pp show event just to self-promote to the financial equivalent of qanon if they don't secretly have something good coming to justify RC calling himself warren icahn
even GME maxis typically suffered large losses, some were overleveraged and literally became homeless, got divorced etc, and these people like RC and larry cheng aren't being transparent to shareholders, we get some goofy larpy tweets while the share price keeps tanking, that's not how a public company should be run

The keith samefagging going on in these threads is reaching new heights, has he started new medications? He’s so mindbroken that he might actually be suicidal, is there a tip line for the UK for suicidal people?

>>57069172
meds

>Marcus Literally going on twitter to dunk the retard baggies manually

holy fucking based, this is unironically the best thread on /biz/ and it's not even a tradable security

>Baggies

>>57069172
>he said the line again
you do seriously need to see a specialist who deals with mental health

>>57069828
>It's just a bad loan guys, I swear! Please stop asking me about my NDAs!
Sixth Street does it for the keks, just like our sisyshillies.

>>57068888
Based pic and digits. When Dougshit meets the mercy of the ledge, it won't be for witness protection.

Shills going on about the Lemonis engagement for ten posts, never mentioning the finale. Really says it all.

>>57070768
>Lemons says 'Ok zoomer'
>HE SAID OK GUYS

>>57070768
>he called me bro, and told me my story was cool!

Do you fit into the meltdown list
>hired fud shills
>day traders who sold bbby
>market makers
>retail shorts
>mark tritton
>Jp Morgan

>>57070768
Shills seething about this

>>57069172
Medication will never be enough please donate or sell your brain to science after your passing so it can be studied to prevent future cases of whatever you have

>>57070768
Marcus: FUUUUU YOURE ALL INSANE
>Sal: detailed info
Marcus: GOOD POINT

HOLY SHIT WAGMI
Minus satan and all his people who will burn in hell for eternity Kek

>>57071072
>baggies cant deal with the truth
>NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT NOOOO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS AND IT S BAD
kek

>>57068888
sir a 2nd investigation has hit the virtu building

>>57070768
I’m thinking WAGMI

>>57071497
Kek

Great video on the history of the pp show.

https://youtu.be/u-SjHq6X_5w

>>57072000
I only need to look at one (1) picture

Silly shillies? Your response?

when new equities sirs?

Merry Christmas everyone

>>57072385
Merry Christmas, anon, and a happy new year!

>>57060544
>>57060619
>>57060666

just bringing attention to this to rattle the shillin shamblers.

>>57069828
Hedgies on Ledgies.

>>57072665
>Hedgies on Ledgies.
>the "ledges"

New cope just dropped:
>"TDLR: I'm Bullish on Ryan Cohen and Teddy because our market desperately needs Teddy as a competitor for Amazon."
It's not longer about facts. Now it is about what a retard thinks it needs.

>>57072763
Incorrect.

>>57070965
Don't forget being a massive faggot.

KEK

>>57072870
source?

>>57072875
Don't be mad it's over trans-baggy (see? I'm respecting your pronouns) be happy your money went to people who are much smarter than you, and therefore deserved it more than you did ;^)

>>57072894
Baaaahahaha

>>57072982
Meltie, don't be mad at me just because you will never be a woman, Kek.

Go sneed in the corner, you failed son.

"lol wtf definitely not. I am a grown man, after all."

>>57073040
>you failed son.
Oddly specific and uncommon. Someone is projecting.

>>57072895
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/18paacl/why_teddy_has_to_happen/

>>57073118
>Tranny redditors trolling through reddit to project faggy discussions we are not even having here.
I'm not going to read all that, but I believe you, anon. Redditors are pretty gay.

I can’t wait for Kais to do his livestream bbby show. It’s going to be so much better than PP’s.

>>57073118
>the replies
Superstonk, compromised as it is, have little to no replies of the kind that litters that thread and other BBBY-related threads.

Another round of baggots eating themselves. A reminder: the scammers who got you to buy a dead stock and are now peddling PHM, RADCQ and WEWKQ are in no way liable for whatever damages you have suffered, it was not financial advice and for entertainment purposes only.

>>57073921
It wasn't not entertaining

>>57073921
>PHM, RADCQ and WEWKQ
top WEKQ

>>57073921
You’ll never be her

it's over
https://twitter.com/crab14777/status/1737670469019398382
https://twitter.com/pulte/status/1737621380344991852

>>57073289
Another reddit expert chiming in. TYFYS

>>57074389
You forgot to thank me for bumping your thread.

top kek BBBaggots kek!

>>57063264
moon soon frens

Another day of baggies having no money to buy presents
Another day of shills winning

>>57060544
>>57060619
>>57060666

Bump this content, shills be shamblin

>>57063264
rollll

>>57074418

anybody have shares yet

UMMMMMM NIGGAZ?

>>57075412
he speaks in incomplete sentences like a lead poisoned boomer. by baby he means baby products, not buybuy baby the company.

on the bright side, at least most of us weren't coddled to the extent of being a weak nerd like pic related or david simpson who posts pics showing him drinking wine in nature or some shit, that shit gets boring.

there's not much of a point in having hundreds of millions if you're barely going to do anything with your life outside of work/business, you don't need to be rich to have a sex life etc

>>57075596
Tell that to sugarbabyanon kek

With all of this lemonisposting I thought I'd wander over to X and see what he actually has to say. He can't seem to get bbby out of his mouth. He is awfully engaged with the community surrounding the "dead stock" from which his company took its namesake.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/s/dJQWlppAy1

>>57075912
BBBYQ getting shadowrealmed should have ended Chobani's crusade against the other tribe. It hasn't. He is seething because BBBY first failed to trap Brain Chobano's money when he discovered how beyond redemption the company was. Second, he is seething because the proceeds from cellarboxing BBBY was only enough to stem Chobani's rampage for only a handful of two weekses.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/s/1tS1BFlYZa

Lemonis teabagging PP tonight. Hilarious.

>>57076059
>>57076180
Holy shit man. Well there ya fuckin have it! You heard it here first folks

>>57076306
Hi PP

>>57076376
fucking retard.
You are not autistic enough to post on this board. You also willingly call another grown man "PP" when his real name has been known for months.

>>57076395
Hello Alexander "PPseeds" Zarac, son of Slobodon Zarac.

>>57076403
>Slobodon Zarac
fucking kek is that a real name? Sounds like a Jewish final boss.

looooool

>>57076410
Yes, he sells fine granite flooring though Slobo Granite and Marble

wait what? i hope this pays off or he's going to get added to the minecraft server
https://twitter.com/marcuslemonis/status/1738716484690444672
https://twitter.com/marcuslemonis/status/1738716585576034787
https://twitter.com/marcuslemonis/status/1738717162812936433

I genuinely have no idea what's going on anymore

WHERE ARE THE SHILLS?!?

SHOW YOUR FUCKINGSELVES NIGGERS! YOU WERE FULL OF SHIT THE WHOLE TIME!

https://x.com/DKbluth/status/1738743056378073267?s=20

>>57076718
It's not zero dollars?

>>57076711
Goldberg and limonis both just very clearly told pp it’s over and stop grifting. Pulte “invested” $100k with Kais to start a show to compete with the pp show, but focused more on phm and right wing politics.

>>57076827
No true according to Alex. Lemonis never responded both times he asked Lemonis directly. He never got blown the fuck out publicly. We're still par for the course of a full retail recovery

Stop spreading fud chud

>>57076863
See
>>57076035

And basically all the other shit he’s said to PP tonight.

>>57076906
>>57076863
I’m an idiot that can’t read satire. Baggies have destroying my ability to tell when someone is just acting dumb.

>>57076827
Proof that pulte is funding other shows?

>>57076934
https://www.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/s/TtqxbFSWzB

>57076827
That's a lot of gay shit I don't care about. Why do you care about it? Are you a faggot?

>>57076963
Yes, I am a homosexual.

>>57076827
>Kais to start a show to compete with the pp show, but focused more on phm and right wing politics.
>Kais, with his cunning hidden behind his goofy facade, performs a masterful pivot, nay - HIJACKING - of PP's retarded audience
KAISBROS RISE UP

>>57077089
The beautiful part is that he’s calling it power to the players. Aka PP. And PP had kais put the trademark for theppshow in kais’ name so pp wouldnt dox himself. PP gets doxed anyways. And Kais steals the trademark.

Crazy like a fox.

The world shall know the name KAIS MALEEJ

>>57077106
>power to the players. Aka PP
I FUCKING KNEEL

>>57077106
And PP regularly deleted old episodes of his show to cover his lies. And his sub got banned. So PP fucked himself out of being able to prove he was using the trademark prior to kais’ filing.

>>57077118
Who wins bros?

REAL EYES
REALIZE
REAL KAIS

>>57076939
we should invest in minecraft if nothing comes of this

>>57077284
>we

i have never seen something so bizarre as the posts by marcus lemonis antagonizing BBBYQ shareholders. he didn't need to larp and attract attention to begin with.

>>57077308
Or maybe he did it to take heat off of someone

baggie status: BTFO
PP status: BTFO

Shill Status: THRIVING
Kais Maleej status: THRIVING (and also investing in a profitable company for once)

>>57077503
I have a small investment in this but honestly the PP show is cringe and Kais talks and acts like an autistic chimpanzee

>>57077503
>>57077552
I think Kais is going to talk about York Timber Holdings Ltd (ticker $YRK)

>>57058202
Does anyone know who these guys are?

https://www.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/s/fdIvZS3hGX

The ones in that sub, this post? This is freaking weird. I could see a sub that hates something like Bill Gates or Jamie Dimon (people that are actually destroying lives and the world) but this is weird as shit. Read all those comments. Remember these are adults, this isn't some sub for middle schoolers. Who has info on these people? Not like their names or address, don't dox them, but like a video. A stream that any of these guys are on. Kind of like you can see, actually see who all the people on the PP Show. They obviously aren't scared to show their face. Regular people like me can also get on. You could see everyone at the party too, it was all streamed.

I wanted to see if anyone could link me to something with them on stream. The sub is super active, they are more loyal to BBBY and GME than any other group. They no doubt spend by far the most time discussing it compared to anyone else, even those that own it. They promote it more than anyone. Who are they? I know they aren't scared to show their face, not all if them (if they are scared to show their faces it means BBBY has won). I'd love to see these guys.

>>57077734
Why because he likes climbing trees?

>thread hasn't hit bump limit in four (4) days

kek baggies

So did Ryan Cohen make baggies rich in time for Christmas?

Merry Christmas Eve Sisyshillies

Thank god it takes 3 days to fill this dead stock thread. Die stupid grifter thread die lol

Just 10 more years you George soros to bes kek jk you can start fucking and eating babies today

Comfy threaded fellas
>>57078874
>>57078874

>>57077445
Yup. Goldberg.

>>57079289
Based