/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57058076
lol

I went to the store today and was shocked that bud light is so cheap. But then I remembered the 'stuff'. It's good that we're not paying 20 dollars for 12 beers, that would suck. Based trannies. This is a strong economy.

>>57058105
Might as well drink sugar water. I don't even care about the tranny shit it's always been goyslop beer for fat retards that drink 20 of them because it's impossible to get a buzz of it.

>>57058105
Oh yes the... incident. I forgot all about that. I don't buy American generic beer anyway. If I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel it's going to be Canadian generic beer. Probably the Superstore/Loblaws brand that comes in a yellow box, says 'No Name'.

>>57058154
How does she have a drink if they haven't ordered yet?

>>57058166
stop asking questions

>>57058152
Hey, youngling and bud are better than natural light and that's good enough for me. Natural light makes me vomit when I drink it.

So is SAVE still a good opportunity? It's not gonna go right to $29 upon approval right, probably more like $20? Then options will get heemed from IV crush?

>>57058173
The whole thing is confusing. It's like he is talking to us and we are in the passengers seat but that is where she was sitting..?

>>57058181
$25-26 on approval.

>>57058179
try rolling rock

>>57058076
>standing desks
Crutch for people who can't be assed to exercise.

>>57058105
Modelo is better

>>57058205
>>57058242
I used to like leinenlugels grapefruit but that was like 7 years ago in collegia. Time has passed and it no longer exists. Leaves fall, frogs settle into the earth.

I have a feeling the financial support for Ukraine is unlimited, and the constant setbacks are due to the economic war with the rus. All parties have agreed to the dismantling of Ukraine, at a cost of war fatigue. The war cannot stop until either Ukraine or Russia is exhausted. The true winner of the war will be the one who holds Crimea, since it guarantees strategic hold of the entirety of Ukraine in the event of a future conflict many many year from now..

Welp year is almost in the bag. Did some last end of year profit taking and shuffling. Also did some more bagging. Sides if the rumors are true sometime next year I'll have a stake in Paramount again anyway. (WBD + Paramount). The ones I sold, well, I couldn't let that lost divvy income just slide now could I? Thankfully VZ and KO had dipped today. So hey income that was lost got regained and ended up being more in the bargain. I like universal films and the parks. I'm a fan of star trek (well the older series and picard wasn't that bad) but hell if I bought every stock that was tied to something I liked well the list would be fuck huge. Not to mention costly. Yay for S&P funds. Still keeping a few stocks round for the shats and giggles and extra green isn't bad either.

>>57058181
Look this is how things normally go; Judge releases the ruling right when market hrs for the little guy is over (4:00). During the night and early morning SAVE will magically rocket to 29ish. So when market opens at 9:30 the little guy will be shafted. Unless you buy before hand.

>>57058271
I'm heavy in March calls, but I'm getting worried about IV crush. Also, you really think it'd go right there? i thought there's still risk of appeal or DOT blocking the deal.

>>57058208
We are so fucked you aren't allowed to fire fat people so they have to do tricks like standing desks so fat people will quit.

>>57058242
Dos xx

>>57058076
LLAP
Btc
MSTR
Soon to readd add mara
Hope I make it

>>57058181
Limit sells on calls at $25.
It's free money.

>>57058358
what do you mean by that?

>>57058377
Buy SAVE calls in the money and profit.
Simple as.

>>57058208
>>57058311
A few years ago there was a wave of standing desk memery in my office. Since then every single person who tried it has given up and returned to a regular desk. A few held on with half measures like a stool and adjustable height arrangement but they too eventually said to hell with it. As for me I don't have a desk as I work out in field with fleet vehicle.

>>57058358
I've been selling the $27.50, but $25 could be good too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQsJ_FCCIMQ
merry xmas /smg/
buy QBTS

>>57058259
Why don't you put the VIIX logo at the top?

>>57058300
Well still the same thing will happen. Only in reverse. If judge denies. This will fall epic like. Only the little guy won't have a shot to bail till the fallout is over with.

>>57058382
what the fuck does this even mean

i am a retard

>>57058462
There isn't one per say. It's a S&P fund. I'd have to put the Vanguard logo on it. Or my 401k plan logo cause the top 3 are in my 401k plan.

>>57058481
google calls I guess, and assume upside of $10 from current price.

Is getting a nuru massage worth it? Financially speaking of course.

Bobo come out, I just want to talk

So is this shit going to drive oil prices, nat gas prices and tankers up or WHAT?

>>57058552
only if you never get touched by another person like some kind of incel weirdo
haha

>>57058583
a little

>>57058583
kek I wonder if this could kick start the recession much earlier than estimated? Zoomers and millenials are gonna hate the 1970's gas prices.

>>57058181
>ankles and soles of feet shown from behind
hhhnnnnggghhh fuck why are feet in high heels so hot?

good night my leaf pennyscam

being married to a pennyscam that never announces earnings date and just drops earnings before regulatory due date is fucking painful
when when when

tell me ai dashcams are the future

How will the Houti (sp?) rebels in Yemen shutting down the red sea affect markets?
>DFEN ?
>SPY negatively affected?
>Nothing burger?
>something else?
How do WE make money from this?

>>57058707
>Pennystock
>Canadian
Anon...

>>57058755
I'm thinkin' ZIM. But for reals this time.

>>57058587
Okay then I will not get one because I am definitely not an incel.

Bros, retail is definately taking a hit, consumers are tapped out.

I work at Home Depot and my supervisor told me that Christmas tree sales were dogshit compared to last year; We only sold less than 500 real trees in 2023 compared to almost 900 trees in 2022. Those are the CHEAP trees compared to the plastic electric trees(most expensive are $150 for noble fir vs $800 for a snowy lights up 12ft tree).

That's a bad sign if customers didn't even want to buy real cheap trees that much.

>>57058755
>gallon of cooking oil right down the drain
America was a mistake

https://x.com/Partisangirl/status/1736911530585940017?s=20

https://on.soundcloud.com/143okq9dW7joHyzY8

>>57058760
i am holding and buying index funds on the side too but part of my covid gains im going to go ahead and risk because buying index funds wont change my life, it just lets me retire more comfortably at 60 or something

fuck that
i want to retire NOW
too pussy to buy more than 75k shares tho, dont wanna ruin my 6-fig TFSA

>>57058820
twitter link is broken for me, post screencap.

>>57058818
not his problem

>>57058820
The cult of Israel got hit so bad, they’re trying to hide it.

Prosperity has won.

Y’all will see the news get through later.

>>57058858
Play of the game.
Y’all have no idea

yep, i'm thinking it's about time to load up on mara puts

One RPG round

>>57058820
>Partisangirl
Certified retard.

>>57058888
>>57058903
check'd but..
>>/pol/
Unless you tell me how I profit from this.

FUCK YOU XI LET YOUR UNEMPLOYED GAMER CHINKS SPEND ON GACHAS YOU'RE DESTROYING THE HANG SENG

>>57058923
>He invested in China
>He handed his money to those bugmen psychos

Ok... /smg/ is sounding a bit schizo tonight. Everyone line up against the wall. It's meds time

>>57058961
I will not take the vaccine
Its not a vaccine stop calling it a vaccine
It's literally MRNA gene therapy. Untested, unproven, zero historical data
It's literally not a fucking vaccine stop calling it a vaccine

>>57058982
Oh no, this isn't a vaccine or even a "vaccine"
This is the Good Meds
You'll enjoy these
When you wake up tomorrow, it will be opening bell and you can start trading again with a clear head

>>57058994
Oh cool haldol? Sure

>ABSOLUTE
>FUCKING
>SHIT
>THREAD

congratulations you fucks

>>57058880
Who is this poop skin

>>57058961
thank you, doctor

I was not prepared for the current degen wave of homeless smg. I don't think my public storage is going to work out when people are just going full vagabond. The age of the hoarder has ended and so has my making it strat...

>>57059173
We're all doing our best here please understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPuKyeVsfZY

>>57059211
They're going to loosen zoning laws and start cramming homeless in there.

Then, when they run out of homeless, illegals.

You'll be fine, EXRanon

>>57058961
its my fault i made the op with a crypto image so it attracted the quarantine zone

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1703226000544610.webm

>>57058880
Too early shithead.
MARA to $40 when BTC to $50K.

>>57058755
>>57058818
>>57058864
Shitheads will always exist. Always had. Always will.
Real problem is when good men do nothing.

So /smg/bros, we're WINNING right?
Surely, you haven't been shorting this everything rally right?!!?

I didn't think the rally would be this hot this fast. I held too much cash because I expected more dips. Wanted to get more TMF, TNA/UWM, UPRO/SSO, SNAP, LYFT, AXP, and others.
Sold nothing but building up more SGOV and waiting for the dip. Might realize some losses tomorrow and next week to cut some capital gains. Also might want to take some gains early on the 3x and 2x. Deleverage since I suspect the market makers might dump come Jan 1.

I hear that china's market is dumping
Is it worth slurping? Or is it fucked?

>>57059371
I shorted NKE and FDX

>>57059421
It's been dumping for three straight years. Nothing's to stop it dumping three more. Enter at your own risk, son.

t. bagholder

>>57059371
The "inverse myself" strategy says we dump bigly early next year, but if I attempt the double inverted inverse myself then it'll pump bigly. I'm just going to stay the course whatever happens.

>>57059421
Chinkies don't even taste good no more. Not worth slurping.

>>57058105
My ex kept drinking bud light through all of that and got excited it was so cheap.
desu I'm kind of glad we broke up.

>>57058393
I switched to just an armchair but I'm WFH.
idk why I need a desk at all.

>>57059330
mfw china might actually fall in two more weeks

>>57059211
Biden's let in more central american illegal aliens in the last three years than the previous 50 years combined. Its going to get a lot worse, on purpose

>>57058764
Was ZIM the giga divvy meme like a year ago or am I thinking of another one?

>>57059677
Yeah that was the one. I mean, they're stationed in Israeli waters all the time right? They should know how to deal with stray missles 'n pirates.

>>57059686
>Israeli waters
do you know where yemen is

USA USA USA

>>57059709
HEY NIGGER I HAVE XOM

>>57059702
No. It's all sand out there. Might as well all be the same place.

>>57058181
tall with clearly visible foot ankles. she might have suckable toes

Yields...

>>57059754
I tried to make some munis work today but they're still not great compared to treasuries/CDs/money market.

>>57059767
I just have a stack of HYT

No matter what AT&T does they're not going out of business and will continue to exist despite their heavy debt.

BUY BUY BUY

This mag7 niggatry is gonna end badly.

even Meet Fucktard is looking fussed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJRzoCspbpo

>>57059919

US chaebols will continue to outperform because powers that be want it that way.

>Tencent stock dumps

holy shit, I can't believe I missed the dip

>>57059961
he kneeled.

>>57059727
>same place

>>57058076
ffs always when I close my shorts the dump happens the next day despite the retarded pump at the end of the US session.

>AEX dumps because of Prosus. I closed because of ASML and because I'm still testing the instrument.
>Turned 300€ to 581€ with selling 790 Calls in 1 week despite closing too early and only using 120€ as margin to not overleverage

>Plus 500, Options-CFD (Selling)
>No sudden infinite losses like regular optionselling, but margin call K.O., no debt, only lose what your account has on.
>Downside on indices: you can't trade past EU close and it starts 10 minutes AFTER EU-open

And AEX is the only EU market that is down, which is why I closed my shorts because I expected none of these globaldogshit markets to be down pre christmas.

>>57060158
>trading clog options on illegal windows

Loving the ghetto vibe, anon.

>Zalando -6%
I YESTERDAY ORDERED STUFF @ ZALANDO
THAT CANNOT BE (of which 1 thing I will very likely return if not 2)
lol

>>57060075
Literally what is that? Is that the ukraine thing people were talking about?
Also when is this SAVE announcement happening anyway? In 2 weeks was it?

Why do the government agencies running propaganda for Joe Biden in /smg/ lose their minds when you discuss the incontrovertible fact that we are witnessing a "crack up boom" in the US stock market, due to increasing unsoundness of the dollar? The same kind of crack up boom that you see in failing countries like Venezuela.

>>57060226
Stop it, you are not american.

>>57060235
>agencies running propaganda for Joe Biden in /smg/
Do you seriously believe that they give two shits about our threads?

>>57060027
Looks like this is my day to replace the TDF shares I just tendered. Very nice.

>>57060235
Will you
>the dollar is dying
faggots once stfu? It is beating the EUR, it is beating the Yen, it is beating the pound. Maybe not the franc, haven't looked it up. What the fuck is your problem?

>>57060298
There's like 3 people permanently stationed in /smg/ assigned to posting fear porn about the dollar not existing in 5 years. They've been on it for like 8 months now as a dedicated effort. Its not anons casually discussing a topic its dedicated shilling.

>>57060268
I’ve been had.
But seriously, I need a qrd on SAVE.

>he doubted Oil
>even Angola leaving OPEC couldn't bring it down

>>57060284
>>57060298
>>57060308
Remember: the market is forward looking. We are pricing in next year's hyperinflation due irresponsible fiscal policy. Also, it looks like Biden is really eating shit in the polls. You guys might want to start brushing up those resumes.

>>57060341
>hyperinflation

>>57060329
>red sea literally being mined by a terrorist state
>oil goes up 6 whole dollars
Kek. Okay buddy, oil to $200.

>>57060349
Yes, hyperinflation, like when you increase your country's money supply by 10X, then lie about CPI data while simultaneously lowering interest rates into hot inflation in a desperate attempt to win reelection.

>>57060329
>oil
Tick tock.
>>57060377
>increase your country's money supply by 10X
The fuck are you on about, that never happened.
>simultaneously lowering interest rates
Haven't happened either.
Take your fucking meds.

>>57060396
Look at the Federal Reserve money supply data, and don't try to cherry pick it, my disingenuous glownigger friend. The Fed is planning to lower rates into hot inflation.

>>57059421
Everybody is saying it's literally over for China. Economy in a death spiral, invasion of Taiwan imminent, only commie traitors invest in China, etc. All these things are buy signals.

>>57060431
Well, it's more like 2-2.5x. It's just the quantities we're talking about now is astronomical. Tens of trillions in a matter of months

>>57060431
>Look at the Federal Reserve money supply data
Huh? If you mean M(x)-series then that's just a telltale sign that you're clueless macro tourist.
TGA and BS is stable and RRP is draining. MMF's are still loaded, overall fed liquidity is way down. You're either looking at something I'm not or out of your element, probably the latter.

>>57060396
>Tick tock.
>muh nuclear fusion right around the corner
yeah if 20 nuclear fusion plants go online within the next 2-3 weeks that I might hold my Oil I'll be in trouble lmao

>>57060431
There is no real inflation, just a corporate price-gouging conspiracy. When/if the panic happens next year, it won't be over "muh hyperinflation." It will be a deflationary cash grab.

>>57060341
>Remember: the market is forward looking
shut the fuck up you fucking nigger

>>57060478
Their balance sheet is still up from 3 trillion in December of 2019, tops out at 9 trillion August 2022, and they're all the way down to 7.8 trillion today. So, theyre... still up almost 3x from pre covid.

>>57060396
But I have to agree to the other anon regarding picrel. The line went up.

>MARA premarket

>>57060514
>>57060515
>The line went up
Doesn't matter when you're sitting at a gazillion facilities whose sole purpose is to soak it all. Hell, even the newly formed BTFP program offsets a large chunk of it.
You can't make out macro much less financial plumbing by a single data series.

>>57058076
>wearing a hat indoors in front of a computer
doofus

>>57060516
how hard is it going to nuke when btc inevitably does a 25-30% correction?

Can't believe China destroyed its attempt at economic recovery because of video games

>>57058076
It's JizzRocket you stupid roastie not JizzCoin and it's only down -99.3%. God, women...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67799713
it's starting. it always begins at the weak points like the UK first.

>>57060594
what's the likelihood of BTC pumping hard within the next few months? I'm seeing a lot of guys edging over the halvening, but I've been reticent to throw money into crypto.

>>57060679
don't forget the ETF hype

Is there much point in buying BTC when you can buy MARA or 3x COIN (see: https://leverageshares.com/en/etps/leverage-shares-3x-long-coinbase-etp/)) and outperform the underlying asset?

>>57060364
>>red sea literally being mined by a terrorist state
No one cares about jews or the sand nigger pets in their ghetto.

>>57060708
how does that work exactly?
not trying to be a cock. I just dumb and literally don't get how that works

>>57060377
would be a nothingburger (dems tried to impeach trump how many times?), but biden is facing a lot more issues and the impeachment could quickly snowball to include other things.

>>57060738
the ETF approval hype? that's buy the rumour and sell the news

Imagine if glowniggers spent as much time actually protecting US interests as they do coping about their own failures lmao.

>>57060806
>as they do protecting Israel
fixed

Now, everything is cool in the mind of a gangsta
'Cause gangsta-ass niggas think deep
Up three-sixty-five, ayo, 24/7
'Cause real gangsta-ass niggas don't sleep

Do you guys buy at market price or use limit buys?

I need to impregnate a filipina. Preferably multiple.

>>57060829
It depends but usually I just want the order filled so I just do market buys/sells.

>>57060829
i try to use the DOM and input limit orders it's just easier

What are the feelings about SoFi right now? I'm thinking about buying if the price drops to $7 and holding long term. I don't use the service since I'm out of US, but I think the overall sentiment is good and they're about to become profitable.

>>57060829
Dont use market buy unless you want to end up like that retard who tried suing Trump because that media company IPO gapped up with a market stop and when it resumed his order got filled and emptied his bank account

>>57058923
>I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qlCC1GOwFw&t=38s

>>57060434
>All these things are buy signals.
Wow a smgger with a brain.

>Yurop

>up down up down
What the fuck is this shit, can you stop crabbing

>didnt buy oil dip yesterday
just fucking end me

when are we selling MARAbros, ETF will be approved before 10 Jan and assuming it's buy the rumour sell the news event, you want to sell it before BTC ETF is announced

so apparently a 1 point change in wti crude oil futures contract change corresponds to $1000 in value. this means that if in that one day, oil is down 10 points, someone, somewhere, lost $10,000. oil was around $70 in june 2023, peaked to around $90 in september. a point change of $20 meant someone made $20k a contract for holding 4 months? am i reading/understanding this right?

>>57060843
Enjoy getting diluted every quarter

>>57060560
Unless it has a tinfoil lining there really is no need.

>>57060952
yeah that's the beauty of futures

>>57060396
>fusion will be here in 30 more years
the same headline since the 1950s
reality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JurplDfPi3U

>>57060434
you mean, they would be, if it wasn't china.

>>57060708
>3x COIN
i miss the days of 25x leveraging btc futures.

>>57060679
>what's the likelihood of BTC pumping hard within the next few months?

btc is not going down anymore. if any dumps occur; they will be minor corrections. we've just begun the start of an extended accumulation phase (price go up). I have 47k and 55k as the next two major price points before end of 2024. There is a possibility that this cycle is going to be a lot more drawn out, unlike the one we just exited. my hypothesis is that we'll reach 180k top this cycle but im guessing that's late 2025 or even 2026. lots of gut feeling here, no real TA on that last bit.

>>57061138
>btc is not going down anymore. if any dumps occur; they will be minor corrections.
It's hilarious how I've heard the exact same type of shit back in 2021
But I guess down to 15k was just a minor correction

>us 10 year yields down again

>>57061138
>real TA

>>57061145
>But I guess down to 15k was just a minor correction

you misunderstood.

we are in accumulation phase; bitcoin goes UP during this phase. proceeding the accumulation phase, a distribution phase occurs when whales fleece retail investors and fight each other for domination. after it potentially reaches hitting say 180k, it is possible for it to hit say 30k after another 2-4 years before it begins a new cycle potentially hitting eg. 500,000 etc.

fundamental principle of btc is not stability of price; thinking of price is but second order result of the environment it finds itself in.

you need to think in waves, not boxes.

>>57061197
>btc is going to hit 500k
i'm still not buying your bags anon as that other anon said S&P 500 is hitting 9000 next year

>>57061197
>. 500,000
>Bitcoin will have a market cap of 10 trillion, larger than apple, microsoft and Amazon combined
This is what I call peak delusion

>>57061229
>S&P 500 is hitting 9000 next year
this. position accordingly.

>>57061229
>i'm still not buying your bags

never asserted it would hit 500k for real i stated it as an example, and never asserted you should buy.
it's your money, princess.

still, you are small minded for not engaging in arbitrage.

>>57061272
>arbitrage
whoa look at Mr. Finance here. LOL

>>57061272
the entire board is full with threads for shtcoins anon, dont ruin this thread with yours

>>57061272
>arbitrage
retarded crypto niggers using words wrong to sound smart lmao get the fuck out with your bullshit this is Stock Market General, we're all about trading commodity futures.

is fedex goin out of business?

TSLA $400 EOY

>>57058152
What’s the sauce on this? (Besides “Niggers”)
Is there a webm available?

>>57061347
the US is goin out of business, check em

>>57061435
Check declined. 100 more years of US hegemony confirmed. SPY900@EO2024

>>57061445
this is how you do it
S&P 9000

>>57058583
Hardly, war risk insurance is negligible and it’s cheaper to avoid Suez anyways for most ships now. Production cuts are what will really drive up prices next year.

Oh no Nike is going bankrupt

I'm about to get my first broker account and the best i can think of is dumping 80k € into Apple stock.

Am i putting too much trust into Apples army of cultists? On a scale of 1 to 10 how stupid am i?

NatGas today!

COMPLETE
GLOBAL
WEIMARIFICATION

>>57061604
apple has historically been great so it is not a bad bet but maybe check if things like microsoft, amazon, google and meta might be interesting for you too

>>57061272
Sounds more like a risk premium than arbitrage to me.

>>57061626
Apple is a zombie. OSX has had a network exploitable vulnerability unpatched for quite a while now. It sounds like they're too incompetent/disorganized to deal with it.

>>57061587
If they go bankrupt that quickly I'm going to be really pissed. I was expecting them to miss their last earnings and bought puts.

>US durable goods orders for November 5.4% vs 2.2% estimate

>Burgers can't stop consooming
Are you guys mentally insane or something?

>>57061138
>i miss the days of 25x leveraging btc futures.
the benefit of 3x COIN is that you can hold it in tax free/tax advantaged accounts

>>57058393
I have an adjustable desk. I completely forget that I can make it a standing desk for months at a time, then I do it some for a month and repeat the cycle.

>>57061647
they don't miss earnings they just lowered guidance so low so they'll beat earnings every time.

>>57061658
there are no real consequences for consuming. So why not?

>>57061658
did u see this one? equally crazy

>>57059961
nonononononononononNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I PUT EVERYTHING I HAD INTO HIS ETF
It's over

>>57061700
That's how markets work now

>Oh, you made slightly less billions in losses than expected (Micron) and about 60% of the revenue you did 7 years ago despite 30% inflation?
>Yes, let's buy that company


Watch Apple beat estimates despite decreasing revenue

>>57058152
I’m so glad I don’t have to interact with blacks. That’s when you know you’ve made it in America.

>>57061604
apple will dominate india in 5 years. that's 1 billion poos eager to buy iphone

>futes

>>57061750
They will hate the iphone because it looks so clean, like a toilet.

>core pce annualized for the last 6 months is <2%

>>57061750
>apple will dominate india in 5 years.
Poos still won't be able to afford Iphones.

>>57060829
Limit if it isn't one of the most traded ETFs in the world

>>57061726
Why would I argue with you, when you see no real consequences?
Even if I brought up points, you'd say they are not real.

>currently pricing in 77% chance for a rate cut in march

>>57058582
Damn they did bobo like that.

>>57061771
>>57061750
They'll build them for you. But they won't be able to buy one. How ironic.

what do you think she owned?

OPEN THE FUCKIN MARKET

>>57061809
Tokyo Coal Power Generation Company

>>57061272
You can actually arbitrage the BTC futures market because the retards buying the BITO futures ETF aren't looking at it's expenses and there is now a -20% roll since bitcoin retards can't do enough math to realize how good 20% annualized risk free is.

>poooomp

>>57060377
I worried about hoeflation, shits getting out of hand.

>>57058412
I would sell that shit and wait for the crash.

>>57061793
82.89 % ackchuallee!
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>>57061658
Ok how much are we gonna moon today?

>>57061846
that an't ever coming down with Bidenomics

maybe with King Xi killing TCEHY last night Twitch Streamers will scatter.

>>57061424
It's AI, frendo

>>57061855
I'd say they are retarded, but I'm cautious after that last FOMC.

>>57061874
wtf if I saw her in a brothel I'd skip to look for others

Who of you faggots runs this account?

>>57061915
I need to get another burner phone and unbann myself from Twitter.

>>57061915
Fuck off Krugman.

>>57061915
does this mean that biden is actually a good president?

5 hundo coming today and a nice lil swing trade for me just before Christmas. Also holding 100 shares of TSLA from $238. Not selling until $300 tho

>>57061937
the best President of our generation at this rate

>>57061937
When he said, "If you like your grocery store prices you can keep you grocery store prices" that was a lie.

>>57061915
Powell is the best fed chair in my generation lol
Only competition is nanke and yellen

>>57061961
>JUST CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR
Powell talks straight from the hip unlike heebs

>las green futuras
what does this mean for market open?

>MARA on the bloomberg pre-market highlights
welp

>>57062012
Dunno about the nasdAck or sh!t&p!ss but PCE was good for GDXU as I prescribed >>57053996

>>57062021
been telling my relatives about MARA for over a month now. can't wait to see them over the X-Mas weekend to gauge the potential FOMO of the non-believers. insha'allah!

I'm.gonna fucking do it again. 0dte qqq puts.

>>57061961
He clearly is the best in getting banks access to the free money printer. After all this is behind us I think he will be regarded as the worst chair who unironically began the process of ending the fed

>>57062063
>who unironically began the process of ending the fed
but that's a good thing?

>>57062021
>>57062036
Why are you niggers stuck on MARA when it has way higher mining costs that RIOT? RIOT is literally a better company

>>57062075
for actual free markets and general fairness, yes. But for the short term casino we all are here for, not so much

>>57061874
>cuntoids
>Interesting
(1) yike

>russel 2k is 20% below its ATH
i wonder if small caps has enough left to keep this run going

>>57062081
i am not invested in MARA, just mentioning it as people talk about it regularly here

>>57062063
>>57061961
Inflation April 2021 was 4%. He needed 1 year to start raising rates in 25bps steps. That is retarded. He should have immediately acted in 2021 and started raising til 1-2% to counter the rise.

Picrel highlights something else, but you can see inflation of each month.

>>57059722
>Updated Dec 21, 2023 Berkshire Hathaway bought more Occidental Petroleum OXY stock in recent days, purchasing 5.2 million shares and bringing its total ownership to 243.7 million shares, for a 27.7% stake in the big energy company, according to a form 4 filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission late Thursday.
wrong horse

>>57062063
would you rather biden replace him with some retarded diversity hire?

>>57062081
>arguing about fundamentals of mining digital fugazi
if that's what you thinks makes line go up or down then you have got a lot to learn when trading these trash

>>57062114
>implying he isn't retarded because he's white
4chan is such a retarded place

>>57062095
they do best in recessions so the answer shouldbe yes

>>57062129
Yes.

>wedbush being giga tsla bulls

>>57062059
I did it yesterday and completely fucked it with the end of day pump. Shit is gonna be neon green today

>>57062104
there isn't a single 3-handle on that table from 2012 all the way to the biden disaster.
and there isn't a single 2023 number below a 3-handle.
no rate cut in early 2024. dot plot is a lie. retail will be fleeced from the short side in Q1.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>57062114
no i'd rather throw powell and all bankers and money changers and usurers into prison or a forced labor camp.
desu i doubt it actually matter which particular banker puppet is in the chair position

>>57062151
>30:00
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT KIDS

>>57062151
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>57062151
Based

Did anyone see that candle down to 407 on qqq that went away after like 2 seconds? I feel so schizo sometimes I swear I saw it wrf

>>57062152
>i doubt it actually matter which particular banker puppet is in the chair position
You sure bout that?

>>57062151
[whispering] uranium and oil and hurricane insurance in floridaaaaa

>>57062176
>unironic blue/red team posting
embarrassing post, but I'm sure JP Morgan and the other Fed banks thank you for your service.

>vix
Whats happening now

I have a modest stack of tupperware. I recommend you do too.

>>57061957
wouldn't he just blame that on Trump? that he just inherited the problems which resulted in those grocery store prices? seems like checkmate.

>>57062176
>Q: Isn't it a fact that Mr. Anon's proposed call options would result in $4.7 million in new revenue?
>Powell: It does propose significant additional gains, yes.
>Q: $4.7 MILLION?
>Powell: Something like that, yes.

>>57062129
There are plenty of retarded Whites but there are few non-retarded blacks.

>>57062191
>midwit level dismissal
lol what a joke.

>>57062176
YO THEY NEED DEM TAXES FOR ISRAEL. IT IS YOUR DUTY AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TO ENSURE THE SURVIVAL AND PROSPERATION (NOT GONNA GOOGLE IF THAT WORD EXISTS (I MEAN PROSPER)) OF THE HOLY LAND aND THEIR PEOPLE AT ALL COSTS NO MATTER THEIR ACTIONS ON YOU OR OTHERS (GAZA)

chinese vidya investors taking a beating

>>57062219
That is basically doubling federal taxes.

>>57062233
Based Xi shitting on the gatcha menace.

CIGNA LFG OOOOOO

Bears BTFO again. They really do love taking an ass pounding from Uncle Sam and his buddies at the Fed.

>NEP anon panic-sold
I win, it's mine now

>>57062184
Who sells hurricane insurance in FL

>"Retail will be fleeced", said the retail trader.

Buy more calls, we're squeezing the hedgies, MARA chads!

Who the fuck is buying Coinbase options? Just owning shares is cheaper.

>>57062300
yea

>made $900 in 4 minutes on my call contracts and resold them
A steak dinner for today lads!

>>57062287
>Small caps pumping despite Nike missing and crashing -10%
You know what will happen

So I'm going to do a version of a "The Wheel" on $SHOT next year, and I'm going to do some record keeping to track assignments and profits over the course of this adventure. I'm going to sell puts and calls and reinvest all the profits back into more shares of $SHOT at the time of sale.

I'm not sure exactly what data points should be included in this record tracking thing I am making. So far I think I will keep the following data entries.
Date
Action [sold x puts/calls (include strike)]
Proceeds from Action
Total Shares after re-investment of Proceeds
Assigned [yes/no]

Should I include entries for a running tally of total proceeds from all actions, and total value of cash/shares at close on the Friday? Or is there anything else I should be including?

>>57062310
Nice.

>>57062308
cathie

>>57062176
>March

>>57062295
Heritage used to be the biggest near pure play, but they are trying to make FL exposure a lower and lower part of their book. I think Berkshire Hathaway is probably the biggest overall insurer between GEICO and being the only people willing to write reinsurance on FL policies

>>57062160
>>57062163
>>57062164
>>57062184

Merry Christmas

WHY THE FUCK ISNT MICROSHIT POOMPING

>>57062317
The wheel is a retarded reddit strategy with no evidence of it outperforming the underlying, selling OTM puts is a radically different position than selling covered calls.
And What decides one or the other? Complete chance according to this made up strategy because you just alternate between one or the other based on expiration dates and option exercise

SAVE shorts BTFO every fucking day lol

S&P 9000 in 2024
Bobo in shambles

>>57062340
The whole point of me doing this is to prove you wrong retard.

>>57062337
Merry Christmas, have a chappy
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1702866232043478.webm

>>57062357
S&P 9000, brother. S&P 9000

>>57062340
>>57062361
and I need to be able to track all of the data to provide specific evidence of it outperforming the underlying.

>>57062361
if you actually are going to do this, it would interesting to see the data and conclusions

>>57062368
See you at the top
GBJB

>>57062143
Are they the new Jim Cramer?

>>57062361
I've been doing this for 10 years, you don't have to prove anything because I've tried literally everything and know when I read an arrogant retard makes up an imaginary strategy in his head where he can just mechanically trade options with no consideration to the multiple variables at play in an option trade

>>57062317
>Shorting volatility on a company committing literal fraud.
That's a bold strategy.

>>57062340
since you're the skeptic here, what kind of evidence will I need to provide you with to prove it out performs the underlying EOY next year.

>>57062392
Whatever kid.

>>57062396
You sell vol when vol is expensive. I don't want to see your evidence because I already know what is going to happen, and your success and failure will completely depend on market conditions which you will wrongly attribute to whether or not your strategy is valid

I thought I sold the top for COIN 128.
Fucking hell.

If you're not up 5% this morning, you're losing to MARA. And not just MARA calls, you're losing to MARA *shares*.

>>57062395
I do that, but with the S&P 500
It works *very* well

my uvxy put is completely heemed

>>57062434
>he is not up 140% like NXTP
ngmi

>>57062421
so if you already know what is going to happen, why don't you tell the rest of the class, Mr. Know-it-All?

>>57062437
Most companies in the S&P 500 have a business plan that's at least a little better than "Just lie to both investors and customers entirely about what we're doing and what our product does."

> New Home Sales MoM (Nov)
>Actual: -12.2%
>Previous: -4%
MUMU ARE YOU OK!?

>>57062456
I don't know if I'd go that far but 10% are zombie companies like snap that only existed with the 0% cheap debt

>>57062458
that's good unironically

>>57062458
Nobody buys homes in winter. Baggie can back me up on that.

>>57062458
I'd love to see this broken down by geographics because I'm assuming it's just shitty run big cities mostly

>>57062456
The joke is that the index is basically a fraud at this point due to mechanically pumping its largest holdings

>>57062337
Merry Christmas to you as well banganon

>>57062475
Can confirm, expert in mechanical pumping here.

>>57062458
>57062458
Now in all seriousness. Wasn't there a few days ago COMPLETELY diametral data? Like a boom in new houses etc? I'm pretty sure I saw something so how the fuck does this all make sense?

>>57061197
You fucking cockroaches come crawling out whenever BTC is teetering off a cliff. I'm waiting for a test of 50K to short this shit down to the ground where it belongs.

>>57062337
Getting it on the last legit session of the year is auspicious.

>>57062470
People hate moving between Thanksgiving and Christmas so very few sales happen.

>>57062501
This and also people tend to try to move in the summertime when their kids are out of school.

>>57062494
>>57062470
>>57062467
>>57062461
Picrel is Housing Starts

Who builds homes in winter?

I'm thinking about rotating all my short term bond etfs into actual treasuries but I like the liquidity.

>>57062508
Florida, Texas, Arizona

>>57062501
Its the best time to renew your lease
>>57062508
>Picrel is Housing Starts
anon

>>57062527
It's the best time to buy too.

>>57062511
>I'm thinking about rotating all my short term bond etfs into actual treasuries but I like the liquidity.

>>57060489
>inflation isn’t real
>companies are just charging more for their goods/services, and consumers are willing to pay the higher prices
What an incredibly stupid statement.

Wtf is going on with the 10 and 20 year?

Cuckstianity is the troon religion.
If a jewish man can be God then it follows that a man can become a woman and vice versa.
If you say "Merry Christmas" you are a troon.

what is wrong with this site now

>>57062555
We had this conversation last night.

Do you guys have any good recommendations for Ray Bans? All this green is hurting my eyes

>>57062547
>the yield curve is uninverting
>but instead of short term bonds coming down its because long term bonds are getting more expensive
>>57062555
Can you go be a semite somewhere else?

Cuckstianity is the troon religion.
If a jewish man can be God then it follows that a man can become a woman and vice versa.
If you say "Merry Christmas" you are a complete fucking troon

>>57062589
>>57062555
((someone)) is butthurt over the red sea incident huh

>>57062584
>Can you go be a semite somewhere else?
You worship a semite though. You actually and literally worship a semite. Not that I expect Cuckstians to get irony.
You talk stupid shit like 3 in 1 too and also suck jew-jew cum like it's going out of fashion.
Nice try reporting me though. You're gonna be seeing more of me, Cuckstians.

>>57061822
This twisted game has to be reset

>>57062557
That's interesting...

>>57062604
>twisted game

>>57062596
I am Muslim. Fuck cuckstians, fuck Israel. May Allah bless the Houthis and the Gazans.
Behead a Cuckstian. Roundhouse kick a Cuckstian. Slam dunk a Cuckstian into concrete face first. Incinerate a Cuckstian.

>>57062602
Merry Christmas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57l6dSbVppM&list=RD57l6dSbVppM&start_radio=1

>>57062602
Please control your jew tendencies and stick to discussing stocks in the stock market general thread ((anon))

>>57062622
Happy Kwanza buddy!

>>57062508
Easy. Homebuilders.

Cigna’s chart has so much room left to run.

>>57062634
Behead a kike (baggie). Roundhouse kick a kike (baggie). Slam dunk a kike (baggie) into concrete face first. Incinerate a kike (baggie).

>>57062636
Homes are selling, but who's buying?

>>57062651
I might actually prefer Baggie to you.

Calling Christ a Jew is like calling George Washington an English Colonist.

Love you niggers. Been busy lately. Merry Christmas

>>57062662

>>57062317
share all the trades here

>>57062663
Because you're a fucking Cuckstian, it's 2nd nature for you to suck off jews so nothing surprises me about that, nothing.
>>57062664
Cuckstian mental gymnastics have started.
>>57062667
Fuck off disgusting troon.

>>57062677
Okay, I'm going to include cash collateral/stock collateral and a total value in there some how I guess. This is going to be fun.

>>57062687
Go back to your pagan board on F----chan.

>>57062662
I'm sorry
It's me
I need space to store my Funko Pop!™ collection

>>57062712
>>57062712
>>57062712

>>57062709
he's not pagan, he's terrorist.

>>57062717
Good. I want to terrorize faggot kikes like you.
>>57062709
No idea what those missing characters represent.
Also Muslims are antithetical to pagans you fucking goon.

>>57062295
for CRE, it's one very well equipped company, and a bunch of really poor ones
>>57062336
residential is less important

>>57062337
merry christmas

>>57061949
Got all out when it broke down through PDC @ $489.85. Tech was weak af this morning and I don't want to hold this through Christmas. Still a nice $800 profit.

>>57062081
>RIOT

Lmao