/biz/ - Business & Finance

This is what you get for being a daily option gambloor.

>>57052993
What even is a red candle anyway

Stop investing in technology companies with ridiculous PE ratios

>>57053042
PE ratio doesn't matter for tech

>>57052993
Mara Is toping again.why get out of it now?

What the fuck
I'm waiting to pull the trigger on buying these QQQ calls, but it's CRABBING TOO FUCKING HARD

GUYS I THINK SPX, ES AND SPY 0DTE CALLS ARE WINNING RIGHT NOW AS THEY JUST GOT UP
LET ME CHECK TWITTER REAL QUICK

>>57053042
No.

>>57053067
We're having crab for Christmas.

Marker set point fucking Biden. What the fuck is this shit.

It's not enough that I'm making money. Others must lose.
What's the point of anything when the entire S&P 500 is up 25%?

>AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

@57052943
zoom out to daily

>>57053042
mtch has a PE ratio of 18

This is now a female bush thread.

Glad I waited a day to swap my UUUU out. I will be keeping the first 10 shares I acquired as a sweet momento.

>>57053065
Mara will be $75-$100 next year. So why would you ever sell here?

>>57053123
Isn't a correction happening?

>>57053122
What kept you from selling 2 years ago?

This is feeling a lot like yesterday. Bulls maintaining stride, and trying to regain lost ground, but bears could be anywhere and come out at any time.
Will we have another correction? Find out on this episode of s-m-g

>>57053122
Wait, it randomly swapped to my most recent lot. WTF.
>>57053144
Bane memes and having no clue what I was doing.

>>57053042
>He doesn't buy tech companies with no earnings.

>>57053148
Imagine if 0dtes fuck with the market in 2024 like they did all of 2022 except to the downside.
It'll be so funny if they get banned because they crashed the market.

>>57053159
>he doesn't buy tech with negative earnings

>>57053168
0dte options have existed since 2005 and both sides have equal access to them, blaming them for any move on the market is retarded
you might as well blame any sort of trading for the market moving up or down

>>57053168
>blaming 0dte for the unprecedented growth experienced after the implementation of bidenomics
listen here jack, those shovel ready jobs are building america back better. it's not the 0dte option markets moving anything here

>>57053184
>He doesn't buy calls on Bitcoin miners with negative earnings before the halvening where they will make 50% less on their already unprofitable companies

NGMI

>>57053153
Interesting. Well I hope you made good money anyway. The 2020 commodities pump was some once a decade shit. At least uranium stocks have mostly held their highs, unlike oil shitcos.
As for the tax lots, your brokerage should have a way to allocate lots in some interface somewhere. I generally just leave mine on highest-basis sales first, but I tend not to hold a mix of short/long term lots of the same ticker.

>>57052993
Boeing is shipping birds to chinks again, could rip as high as 300

>>57053250
Im pretty sure they fly them there and not ship them there. Dumbass.

>>57053250
LFG

>>57053265
>fly them there
sounds too dangerous

>>57053302
I mean, it IS Boeing.

>>57052993
WHERE IS THE CRASH!? I NEED TO BUY THE DIP

>>57052698
little kouhai.
%2F is the html escape code for slash
https://ascii.cl/htmlcodes.htm

SAVE SAVE SAVE

CHINA bros we are so back right?

>the last 2 hours on S&P 500 are the exact opposite of what happened yesterday

>>57053406
MM are real bastards, huh?

How come you never tell me about the wheel strategy you fucking hand rubbing faggots? this shit is easy life.
I hate you.

>>57053354
only put options and bear shit is going to save you from what's going to happen over the next two hours.

#YouWereWarned

Holy crap what a fake and gay session

>>57053413
I'm up 30% today. What makes you think the puts have any power on this? It's like GME all over again. They're being forced to buy stock.

>>57053413
what about my cash stockpile?

why hasnt the market come crashing down on no news mid session yet like it did yesterday?

Can one of you bhenchodes tell me whether LLAP is a scam or not

Should I buy LVMHF
What do you think bros

>17.8% average anual return
>growth + dividend seeds
>make money off black people making reckless decisions in pursuit of status by buying Louis Vuitton products
>make money off black people fucking up their livers with Hennessey
seriously if you know any black people IRL they down Hennessey like it's water at get togethers and events
>make money off Instagram clout chasing whores posting sith Moet bottles
>make money off black people and women recklessly overpaying for shit like Christian Dior, Fendi, and Marc Jacobs

I can't think of a single bear case for this company. Black guys and women can't spend their hard earned money fast enough on these products

Really makes you think.

I think that was the bottom

why this thread never has good stock tips?

>>57053410
It's autistic and basically worse than just holding stocks. You miss out on all the big moves chasing pennies. It's basically "babys first I figured out the market" strategy

>>57053441
Wait.

>>57053469

>>57053452
>Terran Orbital Corp
Lmao

>>57053413
Shut up. Mara is mooning and I'm priced out

>>57053441
Everyone is off early to buy dog coins for the missus, duh.

>>57053460
>Black guys and women can't spend their hard earned money fast enough on these products
Once we get#TheBigOne and back to real world economics, blacks and women will be the first ones unemployed.

>>57053481
LLAP is definitely a scam, right? CEOs of normal companies that are not scams do not leak text messages to seeking alpha editors, they PR the contract/payment when it happens.

$RYCEY

Do you goys even want to make Long Investment money?

>>57053488
I honestly think they will fire the whites and it will just be this vicious cycle where they keep firing whites and productivity drops so the women and Jews fire more white men and it just spirals out of control until it's the 110th time you guys have to find a new place to live and we can gas all the women and replace them with sex robots that don't vote liberal

>>57053475
>basically worse than just holding stocks
no? your collecting high premium from degenerate gamblers like gme or whatever FOTM meme stock.

>we believe small caps trade at about 20% cheaper than what we think is their fair value
>they are currently trading about 50% cheaper
>we think they need to outperform large caps by about 60% over the next 5 years to catch up
do you believe her anons

>>57053488
I already hated n-words but then I got a n-word coworker. I hate them immeasurably more now.

>>57053527
>SOFT LANDING

>>57053506
Yeah it seems hella sus fr no cap

>>57053506
We're going to the moon, bruh

>>57053511
dude, i wasted almost 3 years on this shit stock and hat to pay like 3500 dollars in ADR fees on this shit. worst investment in my life. i only made profit this summer after diamond handing it through corona and changing CEOs. Rycey can go down in flames and brits can all go to hell!

SOXL

>>57053460
>they down Hennessey like it's water
You have no idea. I threw some funding at buying a bar in browntown this year with my brother in law; at some point I suggested getting better spirits, he said there's no point because it would never get drank. They love cheap nasty shit.

They also love shrimp. It's very weird.

>>57053526
You get pennies and then your stocks gap up huge and you lose your shares. You didn't solve the stock market man that wheel shit is like babies first options YouTube video

Look at mara go
;_;

Why so little volatility? Shit moves slower than disney and other boomer stocks.

>>57053538
It's incredibly sus, fr fr. On jah there are a ton of shares to borrow as well. I'm not even capping there are a fuck load of shares to borrow still, which makes me think short sellers are taking the retarded rumors seriously
>>57053544
Maybe, I would buy calls if i short sell the stock (which i can....the borrow is easy and only 4%)

>>57053488
Kek I would personally enjoy this but I'm bearish on any change from the commander in chief

I'm bullish on impulsive women continuing to overspend and pull the economy up. Seriously Beyonce and Taylor Swift fans kept some businesses a float. Women just can't stop consoooming even at all time high prices/inflation

IT'S THE BOBO CONSPIRACY
NO
STOP POSTING ABOUT HOW THE MARKET IS DOUBLE TOPPING AFTER A RALLY ON LOW VOLUME IN DECEMBER
IT HAS TO GO UP FOREVER
THE NEWS SAID IT'S THE BEST ECONOMY EVER

LLAP. Shitco. Lol.

>>57053535
Based America swooping in to scavenge the trash.

>>57053460
Wait until a real recession starts then buy it up. I've been waiting for an entry; either a new CEO,
some liberal gaslighting, ANYTHING to cause a selloff.

>deutsche bank predicting a short, maybe a quarter or two, recession
>not going to be too bad, more of a "technical recession"

>>57053580
Anon that hawk is eating a lobster not trash

now that i am up over 150% on mara do i just keep hodling or when do i exit?

>>57053606
Rules of nature etc.

>>57053607
When your older relatives starts asking you about what crypto is.

whats a good buy right now?

>>57053607
mara gone up from 28% premium vs bitcoin to over 50%. this is really high. holding gets more dangerous every day.

>>57053637
There's only one best buy, BBY

>>57053637
MSRT
SAVE

Why did no one tell me about Munis? For very long term duration that looks juicy.

>>57053644
MSTR hasn't even moved much. What a letdown

>>57053637
SGML

>>57053649
>save
fuck you

>tfw sold SKYT at 8

>>57053662
SKYT shill was ahead of his time

>>57053644
I sold mara at 18. Kill me

>>57053657
you're supposed to be gambling on crypto sh!tcos under bullsih conditions. Easy to squeeze shorts

IREN, CIFR, WULF, HIVE, BTBT

>>57053657
mara is the most popular meme mining crypto stock. i was already trading it last circle. it will go fucking apeshit next year, but i hope i will get a lower entry soon. made good bucks this year.

>>57053659
You don't like making money?
29 DEC $15 C is cheap as fuck right not.

>>57053676
ehh still other fish in the sea and another entry point will appear.

>>57053670
exactly. we haven't even hit peak FOMO yet on buttcoin

>>57053676
When will be able to buy back in

>>57053671
Ibkr doesn't sponsor those I think

>>57053670
don't feel bad, i sold really early last time. missied like 30% over the last month. there will be new chances.

>>57053680
last mara top was like 70. imagine what happens when bitty hits 100k.

gap up to 475 tomorrow i just know it

>>57053548

They've restructured back to their core model and have picked up massive contracts worldwide. Golden Cross Technical appeared on the 5Y and 1Y so they seem well positioned. I have 16,600 Shares. Targeting a +$2.00 move before taking profits.

>>57053465
Imagine 2024 is the year shit hits the fan. Dot com bubble didn't really begin to burst until 2001 kek

>>57053580
Keep it up.

Let me help you: the next time you hit the bong and saddle up on your keyboard, try to remember that you’re on an American website. Chock full of active duty, veterans, law enforcement, private military contractors and other very skilled people who would not hesitate to go hands on with you irl. Some of us are seriously disillusioned and have mental ailments, ready to snap on the next faggot who crosses us. Some of us can become very vindictive and unpredictable – even without direct insult. A decent size subset of those groups I mentioned are extremely tech savvy to boot and think nothing of using their surveillance tools and other acquired skills for personal vendettas. This isn’t telegram or you group chat with your faggot friends. I’m telling you all of this because it’s easy to slip into a world of shit for a few careless words.

And these words could be your last.

YOU PUSH IT

>>57053671
Ayo yes it does appear... I'll be looking into those. Thanks

>>57053559
Lmao. I used to work bartending at wedding parties for a summer. The black ones were my favorites there would be a budget for drinks agreed upon or you pay for what's used end of night. Id have to go and tell the couple "sir your guests have drank this many Hennessy bottles in this amount of time it's going to cost this much by end of night at this rate"
Husbands would take me to the side while the wife goes away somewhere and tells me "pull the fucking henny asap, no more damn henny"
I died laughing inside every time. I kind of miss interacting with them because of shit like this

>>57053699
Can't even wait. I made most of my short term profits on MARA last halvening cycle in Q1 2021. Powell just lit a fuse under all small-cap growth stocks and buttcoin cycle will just moon everything again.

>>57053712
CLSK is probably the best overall miner outside MARA.

For more trash gambles you can try next time around when shorts attack again: CAN, BITF, HUT.

>>57053709
Hey, I love birds and America. It's just bald eagles really do love trash n sheiit.

>>57053713
I bought some off brand XO cognac that is cheaper than Henney. I have yet to try it but I am looking forward to seeing just how overrated it is.

>>57053671
Which are the best to gamble on

>>57053730
MARA gets hit with a correction at some point then moons over the halvening?

>>57053699
I honestly think we still have time to buy in back low and just wait for it to moon next year

>>57053730
How would you divide 3k between those miners for maximum monies?

>>57053713
It's only funny if you have to interact with them rarely. If you live in the south and every day is muh dick muh Henny muh big ass muh chips for dinner muh grap drink. It's not funny anymore

>>57053637
Guess who is coming back to NASDAQ

>>57053756
>>57053758
i don't want to buy at 20. i want it to go down again. like 10 or 12. after that holding for a whole year for no taxes in germany.

>>57053701
i got burned so hard on them. i will never touch them ever again. atleast it teached me a lesson about fucking dog shit ADR fees

Chuck Schumer
> you have released the whirlwind and you will pay the price

Alright loaded up on 345 shares.
I'm Team LLAP now

>>57053796
Welcome to the moon mission. Space station 13 style

>>57053745
they move on their own timeline. you need do the homework: watch their volume and short interest.

Look at CAN's for example: https://www.iborrowdesk.com/report/CAN
When the available shares for shorting CAN on Interactive Brokers went over three million CAN got stuck.

>>57053779
ehhh... with that little amount of money maybe you should just play with MARA or CLSK options.

>>57053756
>>57053782
I suspect if Bitcoin doesn't drop below 42K next week then I wouldn't bet on MARA dropping below 17.5 again when the FOMO crowd kicks in January.

>>57053796
>LLAP
im going to join in on the fun; but not after a 15% run up. On open; if it falls below .90 I'll scoop a couple hundred shares.

Why is NKGN such trash seriously

Redpill me on LTRY

SANTA RALLY
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>>57053825
>LTRY
Its a pump and dump. you are welcome.

>>57053804
roger that, inbound

>>57053845
okay thank you

>>57053410
Wheel is good, but it's a strategy for a sideways market or if volatility spikes
If everything is just going up it'll underperform badly

>>57053810
after going up straight for like 2 months it must come down eventionally. missed my chance when i looked for long term options months ago. i had my eyes on 2025 january strike 20 calls for like 3 dollars. those calls are now worth 4 times the amount.

>>57053815
imagine being that retard who bought for $1.20 in after-hours trading

>>57053810
I don't understand options because I'm a newbie

Some of you crackers need to go back to stocktwits

Now that the dust has settled, is the COP28 clinate bullshit anything to take seriously? Seems like a bunch of faggy anti-oil sabre rattling to me, a typical bleeding heart climate declaration with no real course of action. Thinking of going long on oil for 2024.

IDK but sure seems someone has an interest in keeping AA about 32.20. They fought hard above 32.45 yesterday.

>>57053832

>>57053889
I love ducks

>SPY
I cannot trade this!!

>>57053897
those are geese. on the same level as niggers

>>57053889
all her ducks in a row

>>57053864
I cannot discount the retard strength that normies unleash after being coerced into a FOMO frenzy after the christmas table.

>>57053874
If I were doing straight shares I would have just bought just MARA and CLSK end of October and held into january at least. But since you missed the first leg then if you can't figure out options then it might be more capital efficient to gamble on sh!tcoins when bitcoin money moves around the ecosystem. or play with Bitcoin futures (learning futures gives you leverage without learning the complexities of option greeks).

>>57053907
Love's bros how are we supposed to get fuel without lektric??

>>57053907
>>57053925
>end of the empire
ah so now I understand how Vulgar Latin got started.

>>57053922
Yeah, I bought mara at 16 bucks but sold at 18... Netted a 400 bucks but... Yeah. Haven't sold MSTR but that keeps crabbing to hell and back. Everytime I get out of a position it moons kek

>>57053858
>If everything is just going up it'll underperform
ftfy
And besides, how else are you going to pay for the margin interest. You ARE maxing out your margin to wheel, right?

>>57053925
Go to Buccee's

What's the best gap-up play for tomorrow assuming PCE and stuff comes out good?
I was planning to load up on LABU and/or SOXL but they went and gigapumped it already
Maybe TNA? I feel like the Russell will fuck around 2000 until it suddenly teleports to 2100 and leaves me mad I didn't get in on time while waiting for a signal

MARA is up another 10% today. Anyone going to buy for the 10% pump tomorrow?

>>57053944
My strategy was always to get into MARA and CLSK shares as my main crypto+nasdaq proxy and then sell bit by bit as Bitcoin and nasdaq rose their resistances. Bitcoin between 44-48K is a bit level of resistance and Nasdaq-100 hit 2021's high before getting slammed down yesterday.

I keep it simple but other anons here have played with CLSK and MARA options during the acceleration phase.

>>57053907
Love's have the cleanest restrooms.

>>57053987
>>57053956

>>57053962
Use GDXU nibba.

>>57053907
>closed we is
fucking kek, it's like a nigger yoda

>>57053987
You don't need to know how to spell to clean the shitter

After closer inspection Munis are not as great as I previously thought. The premium is quite high when compared to the yields.

>China will halt the export of a range of rare-earth technologies, potentially making it harder for the US and other western nations to bolster supplies of strategic raw materials, per Bloomberg

this is bad, right bros?

>>57054024
When are you going to be well enough to go back to work?

>>57053996
What's the logic behind that? Gold in general has severely underperformed all the hot stuff that has been flying since fedman went and dropped the tough guy act

>>57053991
>I said but I'm tired, I've been tradn' all day
can't I just lean against this post ?

>>57054039
Thought those niggas been halted the flow of rare earth metals baka

>>57054039
That must be why UUUU went up bigly today

>>57054024
LMFAO

>>57054039
we have plenty of rare earths, but the fucking leftist liberal losers won't let us mine them because of muh environment and muh gay fish

>>57054051
Gold miners follow both silver and gold (silver is more sensitive to inflationary pressure and is an industrial metal). Fed has ended the fight on inflation and anyone that locked in US long bond rates has already done so. There's nothing to hold demand for shiny rocks moving forward.

More soft landing data prints will just accelerate GDXU vs. TMF moving forward. But LABU should still continue up when XBI clears its 86-90 resistance zone. Another alternative is TAN and ICLN because trash solar and wind energy companies can survive longer with lower interest loans (you can also use 2x bull ETF KLNE)

>>57054024
https://youtu.be/Qy9OIHP-hV8?t=24

>>57054039
Rare earth isn't actually particularly rare. It's probably a good thing long term, as the end result will be improved supply chain security.

>>57054039
Old news. They started doing this shit when we told NVDA that they can't sell AI to the Chinks.

My otm June intel calls are looking pretty good right now

>>57053889
this is peak achievement in life

Market theme:
https://youtu.be/C9GTEsNf_GU?si=O3FsEKvXoUn-qiBY

I keep swingin' my hand through a swarm of bees 'cause I
I want honey on my table
I keep swingin' my hand through a swarm of bees 'cause I
I want honey on my table
But I never get it right
No, I never get it right

>It's gonna be this time that I get it right

FUCK IT'S PUMPING AND I FORGOT TO BUY BACK IN I WAS DISTRACTED MAKING LUNCH IT' SLITERALLY OVERAL FO RME I ATM NEAVER GO PAFONG TO MFASK3P; ADT;OI;

SELL OFF REJECTED
WON'T YOU FLY HIGH
DOOOM BULL
YEAH

im convinced most people here just pretend to have money, bet most of you flip $200 into $400 and think your hot shit

embarrassing, I dont like talking to poor people - where do wealthy people go to discuss finance and investing?

>>57054185
It’s not pumping it’s fucking pinned in place chill out

Alright it's nearly time.

>>57054211
Sorry, but no, I will not "chill out"

>>57053986
So do I invest 1500 on each and just sell fractions for the GAINZ? And just reinvest on it through that?

>>57054201
anywhere but 4chan. i am sure those rich guys have better things to do than looking up chinese cartoon forums.

>>57054201
Holy shit you have $400?

fuck I meant to sell SHOT puts and accidently bought SHOT puts.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS TAHT

I am pumping this market with my raw sexual energy.

>They don't know

>>57054244
he probably bangs all the hottest bitches too

>>57054230
Well I have a 6 figure trading account so I allocate based on percentage of my account. When MARA and CLSK goes on a moon mission I cut it back down based on that %. With only 3K I would have just bought and held starting from october until I see bitcoin hit 48K before I consider selling any shares.

The amount of work you have to do trading on only 3K without options just doesn't seem worth it to me. Better off getting a job at that point.

WTFWT was that?????????

Will we see a full recovery to new ATH tomorrow? A nice little Christmas present hehe

>>57054285
Around here, we call it a Santa Rally

>>57054285
THE MARKET WANTS JOLLY

We tried to save you. You didn't listen.

>utilities dragging the S&P 500 down

BABA chads, they're out of FUD. Xi could nuke Taiwan tommorow and it would be priced in and the price would skyrocket

>>57054297
Consumer Disc. is misleading due to TSLA+AMZN

>>57054301
>BABA gets delisted with all positions autosold at -99% after china invades Taiwan
Kek have fun

We tooooold youuuu people to get involved with that!

>>57054277
But Bitcoin is still crabbing, there's still a chance to make it with mara...r-right?

>core pce sends S&P 500 1.5% up tomorrow
>dec 26th S&P 500 crabs up another 0.5% and we hit new ATH

>>57054201
>said the anon that can't even afford a quality webm.
by the way, I would take the profit

Absolute tomfoolery this week.

>>57054309
Xi has already paid for Taiwan via Hunter's BABA calls and fentanyl

Why didn't I buy those calls
I'm such a fucking pussy

>>57054330
Same bro

>>57054330
>>57054338
If you bought calls it would have tanked

>>57054301
We are so fucking back.
>>57054309
Wrong they'll just convert to 9988 shares.

i just don't know anymore

>>57054297
XLU
1 year 1 day from dec 1

>>57054323
its all faggotry
every big day i tell myself not to think about it and just accept it but i guess having money involved makes it hard for me
but its all faggory no matter if i make money or lose money

>>57054381
>but its all faggory no matter if i make money or lose money
I've realized this and tried to remember it, like a "this too shall pass."

remember that retard bobo blabbing about nvidias 7 nogo signals? lol.

>>57054277
how much do you think is enough to start properly trading without options?

>>57054381
Don't let them demoralize you fren. It's always been fake and gay. Maybe just enjoy Christmas and stop trading until January.

>>57054394
>fake and gay as it ever was
>fake and gay as it ever was

>>57054201
Pls share your wisdom on how escape two figure hell

>>57054405
started with 5k 6 years ago.

>>57054417
how much you sitting on now?

>>57054407
i enjoy the research, watching bloomberg, trading and talking shit on /smg/, its all very fun for me
but i need to keep telling myself that all big moves are faggotry otherwise it gets to me either making me think i am hot shit or that i am truly retarded beyond help

>>57054347
Aye

Merry christmas you guys; and happy holidays to all you other heathens!
>transfer your portfolio; transfer it back when the other brokers are forced to offer the same thing to compete.

40% of Student Loan borrowers defaulted on their October payment, and still haven't paid it.

>>57054448
kek baggies

>>57054432
50k from trading and 50k from investing some percent from my paycheck every single month. its a marathon, kid, no sprint. the worst thing you can do, is idealize those psychos from wallstreet bets.

>>57054448
>blood from a stone

Holy fuck! I didn't watch it, but I'm sure that buying looked very organic!

>>57054448
Kinda based zoomers are debt maxing and telling the jannies to clean it up. It's part of the doom Bull thesis to take out $100,000 in government loans to have a drunken orgy for 6 years of undergrad and then never pay it back

>>57054201
>bet most of you flip $200 into $400 and think your hot shit
Correct
But I just started last month. Soon that 400 will turn into 800, then 1600, then 3200, then 6400, then 12k 24k 48k 96k and before the next year ends I'll be close to escaping 6 figure hell

>>57054405
Maybe around 25K minimum? If you have a solid strategy it could be less than that.

I only started trading during 2018 with Trump's trade war volatility the first taper tantrum but I already had 350-450K from purely being a long term investor (mainly from the my salary being invested every week in tech like AAPL, TSLA, AMD, etc. that I held for nearly a decade or more).

>>57054455
>its a marathon, kid, no sprint. the worst thing you can do, is idealize those psychos from wallstreet bets.
ditto

>>57054201
>you flip $200 into $400 and think your hot shit
I did that this week. It was like 0.3% of my net worth, but still felt great

>>57054471
yes, that's exactly how it will play out

Went long on TSLA with a x10 leverage ( factor) . wish me luck

>>57054484
>>57054455
Thanks anons

>>57054498
Indeed
Thanks for affirming me anon

JingDong bros we are so fucking back!

>>57054201
I recognize this scene

>>57054471
you are partially correct. I was able to turn 50 bucks into the 1600; but then some world event shenanigans happen like oct. 7th; and all of a sudden your contracts implode; so you hedge against your implosion which evenutally self corrects, thus hemmoerghing that 1600 back into the 200/400 range. The key is to not get caught standing when playing this game of musical chairs. Or a better analogy:
>ensure your chips arent all pressed on the table when someone rolls a 7 on the point.

>>57054524
You're welcome. Everyone needs a bit of affirmation every now and then.

>>57054552
Anon im not a retard. I gamble with 2-3% of my invested capital max. If that 400 goes to zero, who the fuck cares I just put in the next paycheck which would have stayed inside my bank account collecting dust anyway

yeah we're back

>>57054552
>>ensure your chips arent all pressed on the table when someone rolls a 7 on the point
this is way to convoluted to be a heuristic

Making gains again, healing.

>>57054201
I think they congregate in Yahoo Finance Message Boards desu.

Looks like I'll be eating tomorrow after all.

Broadcom just keeps going like a motherfucker. I wish I'd put twice the money into it.

>hourly volume on SPY
we are are at 1.7-1.8% away from an ATH on SPY ?

>>57054590
you got back your grocery money?

>>57054599
Tomorrow you'll see a green candle twice the size of the red one on your screen cap kek

>>57054407
>stop trading until January.
This is good advice. Weak bobos will keep getting fucked but smart bobos know the first 11 weeks of 2024 is when the fun starts. Yes, 11.

FUCK YOU SAVE

the 2:25 ish EST dump yesterday was obviously triggered by an algorithm hiccup.
what biz think triggered ? 70% of S&P approaching x% RSI maybe ?

>>57054610
my calls are hoping you are right

>>57054604
Yes! I'll treat myself to some frozen pizza from lidl.

>>57054039
I wonder if the same trade halts will occur with certain medical ingredients and even sources of food? USA gonna starve out I bet

>>57054639
brilliant

>>57054617
>FUCK YOU SAVE
>It's up 2.5% on the day

>People overbought stocks
>Market tumbled accordingly yesterday
>People load up right back up today
This is going to happen again in the future ain't it. Why won't people learn.

>>57054682
He's probably short.

DING DING DING!!!
How did you do today?

I got fucked today /smg/. And not in a good way.

>>57054692
bretty gud
+1.09%
But I didn't get any options wins, too much of a pathetic pussy to buy when I knew I should have

>>57054626
could be an alco hiccup triggered by something that is more natural like profit taking by someone big or a big bear position being created
something like that with the TA that algos follow can trigger a self fueling sell off like what we got
its very late in the year so we generally get no volume yet on no news we got 3rd highest daily volume for the last month
i'm probably wrong though

>>57054455
I want to be just like you.

So what do you think about this?

AAPL
BRK.B
JPM
LLY
META
MSFT
NVDA or AMD
TSLA

>>57054692
Bah

>>57054692
+1.3%
Halfway recovered from yesterday

>>57054692
+0.71%

option bros we cant stop winning, sometimes

>market closed the entire day for a dozen nigger holidays
>only closed for 3 hours on Jesus Christ's birthday
Nigger worship is a hell of a drug.

>>57054692

>>57054692
-2.58%

>Nike beats earnings by 20%
>Crashes 4% anyways

I'm glad I bought puts but is giudance that bad?

>>57054692
I added substantially to my Roth, so I can't say.

>>57054796
Oh come on, anon. Surely it was positive. R-right?

>>57054692
Only up +0.93%. What an embarrassment. Couldn't even beat SPY.

>>57054692
+0.84%

>>57054777
I have never even heard of these things: https://ir.cboe.com/news/news-details/2023/Cboe-TO-OFFER-DAILY-EXPIRIES-FOR-RUSSELL-2000-INDEX-OPTIONS-SUITE-BEGINNING-JANUARY-8-2024/default.aspx

>>57054811
bloomberg reporting that revised guidance will be provided on the call

>>57054811
IV crushes

>>57054732
There were also analysts blaming 0dte options for the last minute volume.

>>57054811
nike is a nigger brand no one likes anymore

>>57054811
Some black people walked into the exchange and took 3% of shares without paying.

Fuck this shit, I'm just going to wheel the fucking SHOT shit until I get to 10 million shares.

>>57054050
They are so desperate it appears that I'll probably be going into work tomorrow night even though I have covid.

>>57054732
i like your thoughts. no media triggers at that time that i have been able to find yet.
going to research the RSI levels but algo probably considers rate of rise. not sure i can calc that

>>57054834
give us 7.5hte
>hours till' expriation
>bay/sell a contract in hourly timelines
>same as fractional shares

>>57054847
LLAP you big dummy. join the fun with the rest of us! we havent had a community driven campaign since the wet pussy juice investing drive.

>>57054847
Buy the SHOT, sirs.

>>57054816
Yes it probably was, but still not checking.

>>57052254
>>57052254
>>57052254

my great post got 0 yous

>>57054842
KEK

>>57054850
i felt off for a week after healing so take it easy

>>57054875
its not a scam if it works

I'm rotating from 45/55 bonds/stocks to 30/70 so we're probably crashing next quarter.

>>57054692
I feel a bit foolish for rolling my 472 calls into next week's 471s, because now I have to pay interest over Christmas...
Still thinking next week will be red though.

>>57054692
What QQQ did multiplied by 1.5x.

We need some bad news to knock this market down.

>>57054592
seems that breakouts are working. bullish maybe

>>57054692
not at home so wont bother to check. very nice response from santa to yesterday.

>>57053410
How long have you been doing this? It’s not bad as a side gig. Especially in a crab market. Just don’t get left holding a bunch of bags.

why line go up?

>>57054939
just exit tomorrow if you are happy with them
next week should be very low volume with mostly just algos doing their thing which can be interesting for day trading alongside them without big moves but holding options might be eaten by theta a bit too much

>>57053488
The dvd “crackheads gone wild” was the most based way of making money off black people I have ever seen.

>>57053410
It doesn't outperform buy and hold. And you'll get hit by capital gains taxes. Theta strategies suck in general, and it's the worst way to apply leverage. There's little alpha to be gained from volatility mispricing.

My puts got raped at the end of the day.

>>57053548
I’ve been bag holding them for years but I believe it will pay off bigly. No way will the UK let them go under. That would make them too dependent on other countries for their war planes.

>>57055043
Wrong. Sadly, you wouldn't even be able to understand why you are wrong.

>>57055043
girl looks like she got stuck in the silk window curtain

>>57054987
I'm not holding the calls, I'm holding the underlying so I sort of want theta to do its thing.

>>57055043
Yeah but what if I'm using leverage to buy the underlying in the first place.

>>57054982
RRP still has a couple hundred billion to draw down. Plus, it's Christmas - everyone is gone and you never short a dull market.

>>57055087
>quantity -8
well i'm clearly blind

Let me guess - another Friday green dildo coming tomorrow.

>>57052993
Bitcoin broke 44k... Whoever posted the mara doom message is an n'wah S'WIT

>>57055119
data tomorrow, could be if market is happy
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

>>57055123
It's a shame my broker doesn't have mara derivatives and coinbase also barely

>>57055071
lol post your poorfag tastytrade account

>>57055087
You're better off using options to create synthetic shares versus paying margin for shares. Or create a synthetic futures spread depending on liquidity.

>>57055134
Fuck that's a lot of data

>>57054850
Just vax harder and wear three masks

This market is flat as hell due to 0DTE

>>57054890
Not great at all and here’s a (you) to remind you how lame that post really was

>>57055147
>lol post your poorfag tastytrade account
Seeing my portfolio balance won't help you understand anything, but here you go.

>>57055202
I think account value is a worthless metric if you don't say what you started with

>>57055190
the bobos profits line killed the rhytm a bit but otherwise it was big post.

poem would have complimented it. thanks for the (you) big mike

>>57054309
Peaceful reunification next year. Not just BABA, but everything in China, will triple in value.

>>57055260
Big if true.

>>57055134
Alright. Thanks anon buying calls at market open tomorrow.

Baking

>>57055328
what are you making anon

>>57053017
Right?

>>57055237
>I think account value is a worthless metric
As is total return, in a vacuum. Hard to separate luck from skill without seeing a full sequence of historical positions.
I don't care enough to give my life story every thread.

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF MY SHORTS GETTING RAPED EVERY FUCKING DAY

>>57053056
Top signal.

>>57055190
Poemanon was actually Charlie Munger and he ded

>>57055345
Buy calls then you absolute retard.

>>57055345
My shorts made money today.

>>57055361
What did you do? You'll doom us all! Can't you see he's cursed!

>>57055360
And right before DJCO started moving too. Shame.

>>57055345
Same.

Had to take the loss and get on the other side of some Fintech made back about 10% today

If anyone cares - Cathie Wood and Elon Musk are on X Spaces discussing the future.

>>57054407
lol this was shot in the city i grew up in. also have seen numerous bangbros videos that were partly filmed in the city

>>57055386
>>57055386
>>57055386

Uplisted

>>57054692
+3%
Solid. Thick. Tight.

>>57055190
Was Poem Anon even into black women?