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57049962 No.57049962 [Reply] [Original]

>Sell your car and buy a horse

>> No.57050035

>>57049962
You ever fucked horse pussy? I would ditch my car in a heartbeat.

>> No.57050084

>>57050035
jonhy....

>> No.57050091

>>57049962
Horses are more expensive than cars though.

>> No.57050097

>>57049962
Whoah sir, a horse is way more expensive to maintain than a used Honda.

>> No.57050112

>>57050097
Maybe sell your house and live on your horse. Grazing public lands and eating roadkill.

>> No.57050120

>>57050035
Nah, fucking exhaust pipes is better. More pushback and the fumes get you high. Unless you feed the horse laxatives and set it up facing the edge of a cliff, but then that's just too much work

>> No.57050216

>>57050091
>>57049962
This
OP is a retard as usual
Selling the car to ride public transport or a bicycle would have made more sense

>> No.57050243

>Sell your car and buy a hearse
>He isn't transporting the dead with each journey
NGMI

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>>57050097
>Rent your horse to others while you're at work

>> No.57050688

>>57049962
..incredibly based
little unknown fact about horses, if you have 2 of them, you can make infinite of them. god giveth.

>> No.57050866

>>57049962
>putting a mango in your mouth costs money. But having a man go in your mouth earns you money.

>> No.57051269

>>57050668
We live in a society that forbids mare prostitution and then wonders why men are dropping out.
No hussy no work.

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>>57050688
>Breed horses

>> No.57053733

>>57050084
chonny....

>> No.57053881

>>57050091
feed it rice and beans, harvest the CO2 emissions

>> No.57053910
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57053910

>>57049962
>save your toothpaste spittle in a jar all year
>use to make own peppermint bark for Christmas
>give away as gifts

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>>57053910

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>>57050035

>> No.57053992

>oh no I have a monthly credit card bill my life is le ruined
The fattest people I know love this fucking guy

>> No.57054003

>>57053992
Why do you hang out with fatties?

>> No.57054073

>>57054003
He's American.

>> No.57054563

this retard said he would turn down a billion dollar interest-free loan
why anyone takes him seriously is beyond me

>> No.57054597

>Sell your car and let your neighbor fuck you in the ass bareback to make extra cash

>> No.57054855

>>57049962
>you can sell the manure as fertilizer and use the pee as toothpaste.

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>>57053910

>> No.57055175

>>57049962
I would love any fucking moving vehicle to get the fuck outta this state.

>> No.57055189
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Sell your car and live in the woods

>> No.57055209

>>57049962
a horse is unironically more expensive tech

>> No.57055253

>>57053881
you mean methane?

>> No.57055291

>>57051269
glad finally people are understanding the draw of hussy.

>> No.57055295

>>57049962
>sell your $90k SUV/truck that you pay $1000/month in interest
>buy a Corolla for $8k in cash
Wow guys idk sounds like a bad idea to me

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>>57049962
>Wear your sister's clothes to save money