/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Big Lots meme pump

BABA bros...

good bread, thanks

>>57048959
still going into depression
still overbought
still going to crash
but timing is everything

Millei is doing a firesale of Argentina..
How will it affect the us and eu markets?

Here are the 30 biggest deregulation items Milei mentioned:

1) repeal of the Rental Law
2) repeal of the Supply Law
3) repeal of the Price Control law
4) repeal of the “buy national” law
5) repeal of the price observatory
6) repeal of the industrial promotion law
8) repeal of state company regimes
10) modernization of the labor regime
12) reform of the customs code
13) repeal of land law
14) modification of the jurisdiction law
15) repeal of the law that prevents privatizations
16) implementation of open skies policy
17) modification of the civil and commercial code
18) elimination of price restrictions on prepaid medicine
19) deregulation of the telecommunications market
20) deregulation of tourism
21. Modification of the Civil and Commercial Code to guarantee that the obligations contracted in foreign currency must be paid in the agreed currency.
22. Modification to the regulatory framework for prepaid medicine and private healthcare.
23. Elimination of price restrictions on the healthcare industry.
24. Incorporation of prepaid medicine companies into the healthcare regime.
25. Establishment of electronic prescriptions to streamline the service and minimize costs.
26. Modifications to the regime of pharmaceutical companies to promote
competition and reduce costs.
27. Modification of the Companies Law so that football clubs can become corporations if they so wish.
28.Deregulation of satellite internet services
29. Deregulation of the tourism sector by eliminating the travel agency monopoly.
30. Incorporation of digital tools for registration procedures for car purchases and transfers

cr: Bowtiedmara

The 1.5% drop yesterday was just a nothing burger, right?

>>57049037

8:30am EST

Core Durable Goods Orders (MoM) (Nov)

Core PCE Price Index (MoM) (Nov)

Core PCE Price Index (YoY) (Nov)

Durable Goods Orders (MoM) (Nov)

Will inflation come in hot? Was yesterday just a warmup?

Carnival Corp (CCL)
CarMax (KMX)

I bet these are about to get shanked

>>57049037
the truth is, and I want you to understand this, if the market drops further today, it's not because it dropped yesterday.

Today’s the day Cignabros.

>JPM
JPM
>JPM
JPM
>JPM
JPM

>>57048997
if it works out maybe some US states and some EU countries might learn from it

>>57049144
Is it true that a controlled demolition of JPM is in the works?
Is it true that when the bond derivative tendies implode JPM will be Kapparoted?

>>57049188
They literally own all all silver worldwide so if thats in the cards expect one ounce of silver to go down to $1.

>>57049168
I reckon it is bad idea in the long run.
When everything is privatized [1] the governments will no longer be able to enforce Westphalian doctrine anymore [2]!
This will change how the markets operate no?

[1] https://mises.org/library/case-privatization-everything
[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westphalian_system

How was your Hanukkah?

>>57049207
>They literally own all all silver worldwide
Yes and no, they own almost all the silver contracts worldwide.
Almost all physicals are in private trusts of a few families AFAIK.

> so if thats in the cards expect one ounce of silver to go down to $1.
Paper nominal might go really down, this will just make it difficult to get physical or allow the price between paper and physical to decouple.
I think we are already seeing something like this.

some leveraged etf that i bought almost 2 years ago took profit yesterday
what's happening to the market i haven't been paying attention at all

>>57049266
Please go back to your /pmg/ containment thread.

>>57049247
Boring as usual.
Instead of meditating on the spiritual significance of the festival almost all my relatives turn it into a meet-and-dick-measure-contest.

YOU PUSH IT

>>57049275
>Please go back to your /pmg/ containment thread.
That is not my thread, thanks.

>>57049290
You are literally betting on continued US Dollar supremacy if you buy JPM. So thats that.

are we pumping again today??

>>57049314
>You are literally betting on continued US Dollar supremacy if you buy JPM. So thats that.
I do believe that the US/USD supremacy will continue for at least a century. But I also see some chairs being shuffled upstairs which has got my almonds activated about the JPM.
I appreciate your picture about silver stocks above. It says 'Depository Silver Stocks' with JPM getting fatter and fatter. Who is on the other side of the trade?

>>57049344
>Who is on the other side of the trade?
Main street. They lost.

Am I wrong in reading into the dump yesterday that 0DTEs have run out of room to play calls, so they're now switching bias and going short?

Oh, and europe of course. But no one cares about that.

>>57049347
>Main street. They lost.
Yea they deserved it for outsourcing their rationality.
But are you sure the main street can't be milked anymore?
I heard that the Eurapinas are going pretty big on digitalization. With data being the new oil narrative I reckon the tech stocks and data stocks might be the next Coca Cola.

>europe pretty much exactly where it started 5 hours ago (premarketlevel) because they aren't allowed to do anything meaningful without the US
>except buying

>>57049377
Imagine buying all sugar companies so Coca-Cola has to buy some off you.

>>57049372
>Oh, and europe of course. But no one cares about that.
I kind of do.. the place not the people.
I just hope ECB and national central banks stop acting like F.E.D.'s little bitches.

>>57049381
I am genuinely seething
US better pump like hell at open

>>57049399
The Fed currently is acting like the market's bitch

>>57049406
They are Wall Streets bitch, alright.

>>57049394
>Imagine buying all sugar companies so Coca-Cola has to buy some off you.
Coke makes it's own sugar no?
AFAIK sugar industry and sugar-water industry are decoupled.
Addiction manufacturers like to keep things tight.

>>57049406
>The Fed currently is acting like the market's bitch
Assuming Market is euphemism for monied class and retail is for poors, you are right.
You always have been right.

>>57049424
You are right, of course.
However, going down the supply chain always was a good idea in times of economic uncertainty. For banks that would be JPM as they have the monetary base under their control. That will not change as long as there are dollars. Chairs may be shuffled but the front stays the same.

>>57049223
I don´t know what he´s going to do.. I for one wouldn´t mind a regime of public and private partnerships they had going on in my country (Portugal) for healthcare that this last governament got rid off. I think it was so good it could have been expanded for education.
Basically, just privatize everything and give hospitals and schools full autonomy to do what they are supposed to do (they are supposed to lecture a curriculum which is set up by the ministery of education anyway, that curriculum in turn is influenced by international norms set up by Bologna), but directly provide the fundings to those institutions. Of course there are always cases of corruption, but thats because my fellow countrymen are all idiots

>BRKA
>outrageous price
>owning one obvious signal of wealth
>limited supply
>cheap version available in large quantities
why did buffet create a luxury stock?

>>57049082
carmax to moon, shocker

>>57049472
> For banks that would be JPM as they have the monetary base under their control.
This is what is bugging me. A few underdogs might team together to bring down the alpha dog.
The one thing I trust about them is that they distrust eachother more.
Another reason I think of a ritual sacrifice of either JPM or another GSIB is...what an awesome cover story it can be!... while a new and tighter system is being cemented.

> That will not change as long as there are dollars.
JPM's frenemies are betting on some stable coin systems so they could short circuit the GSIB controlled eurodollar market.
I cannot see how this cannot be used to make the (non-US) government bond market go kaput in the decades ahead.
Imagine you are not in burgerland, your local currency is inflating with respect to USD and USD is getting stronger and stronger globally with respect to fiat basket and commodity basket.
Oh the fireworks!

> Chairs may be shuffled but the front stays the same.
Possible

>>57048997
https://youtu.be/0SjgYMLJW0k?feature=shared

I miss him so much bros...

>>57049495
> I for one wouldn´t mind a regime of public and private partnerships they had going on in my country (Portugal) for healthcare that this last governament got rid off.
Yea, neither me. Government control of services only makes them sluggish and less nimble. What I am afraid is that a public-private system will mathematically end up looking like a a feudal system [1].

> I think it was so good it could have been expanded for education.
I both agree and disagree [2].
Government controlled education will turn the plebeians into taxpaying drones.
Private public partnership managed education will turn them into mindless slop consuming taxpaying drones.
On the same note, If you have some gray matter and money homeschool your children people!

[1] Feudal Society (Routledge Classics) - Bloch, Marc
[2] The Deliberate Dumbing Down of America - Thompson, Charlotte

>>57049551
Kek

2024 will be bear market. SPY just hit ATH again and a wave of poor earnings will spearhead this bear market.

Anybody have any good resources (free or $$) for learning technical stock trading? I have a week off from work with no plans and love looking at charts but rely too much on intuition and want to learn technical analyses. I just learned what RSI is for example, but aren't quite sure on how to properly use it.

>>57049377
>the next Coca Cola.
I thought KO was going out of business?

Thoughts on Axcelis? Thinking of opening up a position at open

>>57049626
>Muh heckin double top
>Late 2020? Nuh uh, t-that doesn't c-count

TAtards are one some of the dumbest tards in existence kek. Unironically worse than horoscope girls, because while horoscope girls might have slight dating preferences, TAtards bet up to literal millions on their horoscope kek

>>57048997
5 years of economic devastation but if they can make it to the other side they’ll be in a good spot.

How the fuck was 2 weeks of bull running wiped out in a single day?

>>57049662
what's this talk about KO crumbling down I've seen here lately?

I hate money. what do i buy?

>>57049718
>5 years of economic devastation but if they can make it to the other side they’ll be in a good spot.
By they do you mean the OG Argentinians or the Americans who would buy up the country over the next 5 years?

>>57049750
A gf

>>57049740
I think its all KO boomer (formerly T)

Can I get a qrd on SAVE

>>57049662
>I thought KO was going out of business?
What a fucking antisemetic thought to have!
I wish that your bloomberg freezes 3 minutes after the opening.

>>57049764
>Can I get a qrd on SAVE
Shitty astroturf to dump bags on lurkers.

>>57049732
Line finally went down

>>57049328
Yeah, MU saved the market yesterday

>>57049755
Well the Americans will of course get their pound of flesh but I think OG Argentinians who play their cards right could really win out

>>57049328
either return to crab or this is a stop on leg down.

>>57049760
I don't understand this post. Can you please elaborate?

I'm ruined. Any tips on budget meals?

>>57049771
Oy vey!

>>57049836
Shoplift maxxing

>>57049626
If the indices drop in 2024, that will simply mean that we form a cup and handle... meaning we skyrocket in H2 2024 and whole of 2025.

>oil

>>57049834
KO boomer has some equity in Coke, unsure how much because he just lists off his tickers, and he's regretting life choices. He did the same thing with AT&T and sold after the Discovery buyout which was certainly a loss.

I made six figures this year swing trading yet I still work a shitty warehouse job that pays $20/hr

>>57049873
you know that magic lines are not a sure fire thing right?

>>57049834
We make up fake personas because we are financially bored.

/smg/ next year

>>57049948
>lost all cash in the stock market
>can still afford a nice suit

>>57049082
>>57049531
carmax is an obvious value trap

>>57049948
that's nice, let's pull up bobo's portfolio

>>57049948
Why don't we dress like this anymore?

>>57049919
I was just using the meme lines against him. He said double top, I said cup and handle. Don't take it so seriously, brotha

friends, what was with the drop yesterday? did some specific piece of news cause a sell off?

Why did it dump on NO NEWS?

>>57049885
ah I think I know who you're talking about. Remember seeing his posts with tickers and coca cola logo on them.

>>57049960
You can if you want, It's expensive now and it was expensive back then

>>57049965
Nobody knows. Some hack experts think they know, yet they can't substantiate anything. My guess would be a fault in an algo or maybe some big money toying with us. Hell, just see how yesterday's dump gets instantly erased today

>>57049626
where is the moderate decline?

>>57049968
>Why did it dump on NO NEWS?
Almost hitting ath

>>57049626
They will pump the market.. it's obvious...

>>57049626
Kek

>nikkei 225 dumped 1.59%
japs getting heemed too

>market drops literally 1%
>NEWS
>WHER IS DA NEWS
>I NEED DA NEEEEEWWWWWWWS

>>57049900
Why, anon? Why would you do this to your self?

>>57049275
the paper contracts are the opposite side of a bet that you don't actually want more and more silver coins, you want X number of silver coins and then for each coin to reprice to dollars, and then to unwind that position for those dollars. and JPM is right about that.
it's largely the same as crypto -- except that in crypto the "house" isn't one bank, it's a distributed effort that anyone can join by being a "miner."
JPM knows the difference between PM bugs that are quietly holding coins for an emergency, and spec traders, and spec traders who *think* they are real PM bugs.

bill ackman is doing the same thing with fannie and freddie. he has bought up all the 60 cent lottery tickets, and if they don't exit conservatorship and reprice, he will use a marketing machine to sell those "lottery ticket" shares by convincing retail of the bullshit story that fannie and freddie are in fact coming out of conservatorship Any Day Now.

>>57049275
Most of that JPM silver belongs to SLV and is not available for delivery at COMEX or anywhere else. Even if they decided to rugpull SLV that is not enough to even cover the deficit of a single year (>230 million oz in 2022). It's just not even that much silver. LBMA has a bit more, IIRC, but I don't know about how it's allocated.

>>57050011
constant fear of failure, that fear is probably also why I've been trading well for the past 5 years

>>57050010
grug no like when equity worth less

>>57049981
Everything was harder back then. So maybe a better question is why did they dress that way then?
Based on this you could argue in some ways we never recovered from the great depression and successive generations of Americans are so poor they've worn rags for so long they don't even remember how to dress. That doesn't seem right though.

>>57049977
He put that logo there himself and did previously when he held AT&T. I remember at that time a bunch of "Is AT&T going out of business" posts as well. You're not fooling me state worker!

>dump yesterday
it’s gonna pump today

>weekly jobless claims 205 000 last week, est 215 000

>>57049732
the theory that 100% of media outlets, even zerohedge, were spouting was "the fed turned dovish."
and it's wrong.

Oil anons what's your short term strategy here? Buying the dip today or wait for it to come lower?

more data

>>57050029
have you ever thought that maybe it's just that most people don't want to buy a $2,000 tailored suit because there are much cheaper options, people still dress similar to that in certain industries and businesses, you're just not a part of those

GDP data came in at 4.9% and estimate was 5.1% i think, wasnt paying much attention when they talked about it on bloomberg and they are not bringing up a graphic for it now

>100k cash gang reporting in.
sell me your stocks!

>>57050064
KO kek

>>57049900
but that sounds heavenly. you get exercise and camaraderie at work and can't be pushed around over a 50 cent raise, or a 4 instead of a 5 on your performance reviews.
if anything you're a danger to your manager because your coworkers definitely don't make one red cent in trading, but your leisurely attitude will be infectious even if they don't know why you're so content.
if this doesn't describe you, then you're a human piece of shit, and you need jesus not money. the money's wasted on you if you're unhappy.

dont stop consooming ameribros

>>57050023
If you're trading that volume, you know you can do it fulltime. Meh just pick a new start project and throw a bit of monies at it

>>57050045
>worse data
>stocks up
>consumer more happy (allegedly, despite 5,6%inflation expectation (not Umich, the other "conference board"))

>>57050071
Mentioning a random stock is not really "selling", isn't it?

What was the data that dropped at 8:30? I was hoping bonds and stocks were finally starting to diverge but it looks like everything green line

>gdp below expected
>Everything POOOMPs


???????
America explain

>>57050100
you can check here for us economic news anon - https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
it updates weekly

lmao look at this shit

>>57050071
>>57050098
he probably want's me to have some divies. but i am more of a tech and options premium guy.

>>57050103
Jews have to get good fills in any situation. Probably red by 11am.

>us 10 year yields lower again today
bobos in shambles

>>57050103
QoQ don't mean jack shit

>>57050029
Price is obviously a factor, but I think most of it was to do with the culture and technology. I mean, the didn't have stretchable fibers like we do now, they had wool, cotton, and linen basically. So the clothes matched the technology, they were rigidly shaped and styled for a certain silhouette.

>>57049900
got any tips anon?

Is HSY going out of business?

>>57050044
not a trader, but, OXY is doing it for me and paying a dividend. the position has appreciated from 3x my cost basis to 4x.
there is absolutely zero change in the structure of production for ammonia, steel, diesel, concrete, and so on -- various hare-brained schemes in the "hydrogen economy" regarding ammonia and steel are currently impossible to achieve at scale, they are not economic, and may never become economic, as the price of their only potential savior, nuclear power, continues to charge upward.
conclusion: do nothing. i'm already hedged by owning uranium.

Ope never mind, poomp cancelled

>>57050103
>57050103
CUTS BABY, 8 CUTS 2024, 8!

>>57049900
you get exercise and social interaction. helps you with not getting mad an depressive

>>57050125
Women are obese and they wear industrial strength shapewear now to contain their fat rolls. All the greatest minds in chemistry had to come together and design the most restrictive elastic to contain the average hambeasts "curves". Many such cases

>GDP miss
>Unemployements miss
Why the fuck are we pumping?

>>57050156
>doubt.jpg

>SMFL up 240% in the last 2 hours
>no news on my broker

>>57050181
interest rates are coming down!

>>57049960
As with most things, the answer is niggers

>>57050176
Just find a good one, there's fucking millions of them.

>>57050181
You know why baggie.. your people always do this shit to give each other time to exit. It's part of that redistribution of wealth thing you guys like to talk about but in reverse.

>>57050051
>most people don't want to buy a $2,000 tailored suit
Yeah but this would be even harder then so it should have gone the other way.
>>57050176
Women still wear dresses etc pretty often in public. It's extremely rare to see men dressing this way.

>>57050197
"redistribution of wealth"
thats not us, see >>57050195

Is MNST going out of business?

more possible scams or repeats of POL for today

>>57050240
I bet your family owned one of those boats they brought them here and then stopped abe lincoln from sending them back after the war like he wanted to

unease

>>57050181
pure dot-plot hopium.

>>57050269
SPY 600 EOY confirmed.

>>57050269
SPY +5% TODAY LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

the dump yesterday was a fakeout, buy calls on open

>jobless estimates were entirely too optimistic about future rate cuts, off by 10k
The entire economy is being propped up by copium

>>57050269
Bros, it's a Christmas fuckin miracle. God bless us, everyone.

>bloomberg still have no reason for the sell off yesterday
>maybe because its end of year and we've gone so far up so people take profits
but as Citi says, BUY THE DIP BROS

>euros bid everything up
>americans wake up and hit sell button

I love when this shit happens lmao

so why did we dump yesterday anyways? i was (and am) busy no-lifeing fishtank season 2 so i wasn't around

oil kings, do you care about angola leaving OPEC ?

>>57050354
I have not slept for 72 hours.

>>57050363
Sleep is important anon. You gotta sleep so you can get big and strong. You are ruining your gym gains.

>>57050361
Not an oilchad, but OPEC was bullying them and essentially lying about Angola’s production capacity. They have a good reason to leave

ARE YOU READY
FOR THE BIGGEST BULLRUN OF THE YEAR

4.9% GDP growth is still insane

>>57050269
Aaaaaand we're back

If you buy shares in solid companies you will make it. It really is that simple. No reason to ever sell those shares either. Could you imagine the majority of your portfolio being at risk to 1-2% movements? Or could you imagine buying a product that could evaporate entirely if the price action doesn’t go in a specified direction within a certain timeframe.m?

>>57050377
You can't think well without sleep either.

>>57050387
5.2%
Biden boom

>>57050355
it probably has something to do with the American political system beclowning itself on the world stage just to stop someone who would derail the whole ESG communist insider takeover of global governance.

>>57049960
I wore a 3 piece wool suit to a bar a couple weeks ago and got more attention than I ever have from women

>>57050377
Eat eat eat
Sleep sleep sleep
Grow grow grow

>>57050354
You retard, EU couldn't pump SPX/DOW jones that hart on US news.

>>57050402
>beclowning itself
It beclowned itself when a sitting president got so butthurt he literally staged protests saying ackchually he didn't lose. That's literal Brazil tier, and even bolsonaro had more decency kek

I know it's hard for MIGApedes and poltards to accept

>>57050391
Why do people like Costco so much? Shits not even really that cheap but I guess there are less niggers but I would rather go to like a Harris Teeter and it's all hot milfs and better selection. I don't need giant hotdogs or whatever.

>>57050402
the colardo trump news broke around the start of the day, the market prices in FOMC in 30 minutes with the algos firing off on all cylinders with their adjusted price targets and you think a comparitvely simple statement like that would take hours to price in ?

NatGas today!

>>57050348
they manipulated the market to get profit on expiring puts.

>>57050431
It’s a really well known business that knows how to attract loyal customers. Retail theft is near 0 at Costco as well.

Mornin Niggers

>>57050431
>less niggers
That's basically it. It's Sam's but without as many brown people. Same reason I shop at TGT and not WMT.

>>57050424
>Muh red savior
>Muh blue savior

I wish everyone could agree both of you are massive embarrassing faggots

>>57050431
reminder that buffett doesnt own any costco but he owns based kroger

>>57050443
>Retail theft near zero
It's pretty simple
>Membership fee
>No niggers
>Miraculously no theft

>>57050431
>Shits not even really that cheap
Except it is if you know what youre doing. look at cost per lb.

>>57050450

>BJ's masterrace reporting in
I have seen all of 2 black people at the local BJs and they're both managers there. Better prices on name brand shit too, not that bowl and basket nonsense.

>>57050441
>a lot of trading moved the price of the underlying
yea anon thats how the market should work but we still dont know why that price, that day or that time were picked
assuming there is a big reason and its not just greed which is a very valid reason

Is K going out of business?

Can anyone explain me why would the US ever allow itself to run a trade deficit when it could be exporting just about everything? I understand the advantages of using cheap labour in unregulated countries, I also understand there are some countries like Brazil who could be producing food for the entire continent. But the capacity the US has to produce oil could probably feed europe and then some south east asian countries.

>>57050453
>Projecting and straw manning immediately
Notice how I said nowhere that Biden isn't an embarassic geriatric ass either, yet you magically extrapolated that I think the opposite because your brain literally can only think in right/left?

>>57050471
Yeah mean I can save 27 cents if I get 100 rolls of toilet paper but I dunno the juice doesn't seem worth the squeeze. I guess if I had like 7 kids and was a stay at home wife I would go to Costco. Or maybe after I start my cult.

Just seems like kinda an outdated business model since women only have 1 dog and 0 kids nowadays.

SAVA. Lol. I woke up at 6 AM for this.

I’m dumping my COIN today. I’ll be 20% cash going into 2024. Plan on buying back when it drops 40% in January.

Isn't the Santa Claus rally after Christmas usually, can we even have one now after this insane pump thr last month?

Everyone ITT talking about how few darkies they see at the store. I went shopping yesterday and saw a deluge of brownoids going into every store I went to. I counted up to 261 shitskins and it is getting worse every time I run errands.

Dixie is dying again lol

>>57050508

>Good for dodging delivery fees from US foods when running a privately owned kitchen
>Use club membership as a tax write off
>Can use it to go grocery shopping and be stocked like once a month

It has it's benefits if you're a small business, but your point is valid. It will be a dead business model in 10 years, if not sooner..

>>57050498
Apologies then anon. I am not a right/left brain but I assume most are. Trump is so fucking cringe but I would never vote (D). It's so fucking embarrassing the right can't find a single candidate that isn't a Jew cock sucker from NY or whatever.

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gimi

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Fuck it, I'm out.

>>57050554
>>57050555
sad

>>57050536
Are you a retard? Santa Claus comes on Christmas not after.

>>57050540
idk where the US you can even go to get away from them now.

WTFWT!????

>>57050547
> It will be a dead business model in 10 years, if not sooner
Elaborate further. What will replace the warehouse club

>>57050508
The average person uses 1 roll of toilet paper a day

>>57050555
>:01
>trips
both ogre and we are going to make it

>>57050555
Checked and Joever

>>57050555
>30:01

The needful has been done. You may now crash the market.

I go to Costco for the free samples, and the hot dog. It's a fun thing to do on a Saturday. Reminds me of the good old days back when shopping malls were a thing.

>>57050433
>the colardo trump news broke around the start of the day
the implications of a USA which now features declarations of guilt with no underlying criminal charges or trial is of much larger considerations.
sure you can appeal, out of your pocket. but the new standard in American law is currently judges declaring guilt and handing out punishments with no trial or a trial deficient in fairness.
>>57050424
>a sitting president got so butthurt he literally staged protests
how can the President stage anything on Capital Grounds? are you not aware of the hard political line that specific ground is? the President is legally required to ask permission to go speak at the Capital building. it's considered like a foreign country to the Executive Branch. Everything that happens on Capital Grounds is solely the responsibility of the Speaker of the House.
the riot was a planned and staged event that was designed to rope in people to be treated as enemies of the state bureaucracy. any retard that isn't attached to a narrative could tell it was a set piece for the idiotic iNsUrReCtiOn narrative.
as if protesters could just sit down in that glorified community center and pass bills into law with the magic of presence. lol

>>57050485
>we still dont know why that price, that day or that time were picked
And we will never know.

NVDA is still under a ton of NoGo signals. I'm taking gookfu's necklace money and going to bet it on the puts.

>>57049960
Nobody's stopping you

>>57050574
Direct delivery. People don't want to go out into public and be surrounded by niggers.

>>57050574

It seems like drop shipping is catching on. I've often speculated with my boss and others that within the next decade the bulk of logistics will be replacing trucking with like an armada of privately owned drop shipping drones, possibly those rental escooter/ebikes because as impractical as it may be, all that shit is eco friendly and could optimize drop shipping to like a macro extent.

>>57050508
tp isnt what I was talking about, but yes costco probably doesnt make much sense if you can't cook I suppose.

>>57050611
That will never replace the warehouse club model

>>57050029
I think it's about laziness and convenience. It's easier to put on sweatpants than a three piece suit

I love it when a plan comes together.

Is GIS going out of business?

>>57050602
Well I almost always wear a colored shirt and a p-coat so I'm not a complete slob. But I think the fact that you could *expect* it then and you'd be crazy to expect it now says something.

>>57050600
Why are you so obsessed with shorting Nvidia kek

>>57050624
Conversely, it's really easy to stand out by not looking like shit. Like, you don't need a fedora and dress like Carey Grant, but attention to detail matters.

>>57050600
what does hourly say?

>>57050575
Wouldn't surprise me with all the obese people using ozempic and having liquid starts all the time

>boeing 787 expected to be delivered to china as early as thursday
big

>>57050600
I thought you fucked 4 women last friday. Your gookfu wouldn't be happy about that

>>57050584
Black people ruined shopping malls too. Literally impossible to run a store around blacks who gibs me day all your merchandise and go around smelling like weed and shit everywhere.

>>57050600
Bullish...

>>57050387
Yes made up numbers tend to be crazy

>>57050655
BAbros we gaan.

great, now we'll endup +1% closing the gap from yesterday

>cigna
>funko
>tvtx

>>57050648
it's yellow, which means caution, it could become a go, a nogo, or remain under caution depending on what happens during this candle and the next candle.

>>57050424
Trump has never been charged with insurrection it's literally just Democrats' opinion

>SAVE mooning
>my calls are doing nothing

This sucks I should’ve bought shares

>>57050695
It's self evident retard.

>>57050616
>Doing thousands of small orders with hundreds of vehicles is more efficient than one big truck taking everything to a single place

"Green" fags are literally retarded

>>57050431
It's a "private club" so to speak therefore no niggers

>>57050648
>>57050693
One hour candles just flashed NoGo

>>57050575
Fake statistic, I use at least three

>>57050716
Good photo, fuck climate alarmists.

BUT, Plymouth Rock was, by far, the most disappointing thing I've ever seen in my life. I thought it was an actual giant landmark and not a fucking rock you could find anywhere. I was so mad that I left Massachusetts a day earlier.

What the fuck is this retarded market doing?

>>57050575
>The average person uses 1 roll of toilet paper a day

In what world? When I lived by myself in a 1brmy mom bought me one 12-pack of toilet paper, and I still had one or two rolls left of it by the time I moved out 2.5 years later.

>>57050716
How true is the efficiency of UPS vs getting in my truck to go get something? I ordered something online, which I didn't realize came from like 15 miles away.

>>57050626
You got balls anon. Respect.

>>57050739
If you're a guy and you buy decent toilet paper you'll use maybe one pack a year.
Women go through it way faster and if they buy cheaper stuff they tend to run out often.

>>57050737
I was telling you the market was wrong, this is how it corrects previous mistakes. We are in a correction if you would.

>>57050737
Pricing in the dollar being worthless Jewish toilet paper

>>57049874

>>57050748
>Is moving a few hundred things in one truck more efficient than hundreds of people going to get them individually?

WHY DO THESE RETARDS KEEP PUMPING THIS DOGSHIT BACK UP? EVERY FUCKING DAY

>>57050645
I film legal depositions so I used to wear a suit every day. Black suit with a black tie and white shirt, like a Japanese salaryman. Now we do it over the internet so no more suits for me. It's a shame because I really like wearing them. Suits are super comfy once you get used to wearing them

I bought more Google puts. Look at the chart. Sell sell sell

>>57050716

No believe me, I dont think its a good move. But the trucking unions are the biggest obstacle in that department. If there is a way to circumvent their bullshit with a "green" initiative or something, they will do it, even if it means shit becomes entirely inefficient. A good number of the delivery drivers we had this season were new, less than 6mo in most cases on the job. From what I understand, during covid a lot of the trucking unions realized they could capitalize on pensions and shit, so they ended up retiring early, leaving a pretty big gap in seasoned drivers. So now, we get fucking straight out of CDL class retard niggers who argue with me over a bag being "onions or potatoes".
>Its a big mesh, see through bag with 50lbs of onions.
>Negro says it's potatoes
>I ask why he thinks that and is refusing to take it back
>He said the sticker says potatoes
>NIGGER I WE CAN BOTH SEE THEY'RE ONIONS
>Whatever mang, says potatoes...

>>57050765
Is it? The whole thing traveled about twice as far as I'd need to drive. I don't appreciate your smartassery.

>>57050709
Kek great no need for laws anymore

>>57050748
>How true is the efficiency of UPS vs getting in my truck to go get something?
very efficient, are you retarded?
>1 mail truck delivers mail to 100 houses vs 100 vehicles driving to post office and back

>>57050756
>>57050755
We should be down 1.2-1.4% based on technicals but these faggots keep pulling rabbits out of hats

>>57050709
>It's self evident
sure, a gaggle of protesters allowed to tour the Capital building can order NORAD to fire intercontinental ballistic missiles.
>iNsUrEcTiOn
a bunch of chuds would have supreme control over the passing of bills into law so they could just edit the Constitution from the seats in the Capital building
>iNsUrEcTiOn
there's no end the the mischief, like protester led committees with cage matches between witnesses and neo-congressmen.
>iNsUrEcTiOn

the Capital building is like Castle Greyskull
>WE HAVE THE POWER !!!

>>57050807
It was UPS.

Aaaand we're back

>>57050811
>>57050822
>>57050833
woah triple checked

david michery is going to prison

SAVA. Lol.

A fucking crab day?!

>>57050822
The example still stands.

>>57050841
RIP Kobr

>>57050780
Suits are based. It gets a little annoying when you get older since weight can fluctuate more. I have 10 suits, five "normal" and five "fat" suits.

When I was young, it was easy to have three suits and just change your shirt and tie to make it look different.

>>57050431
Its overpriced. agreed. but it is consistently 2nd bottom quintile in price. So if you're not trying to get literally bottom dollar it makes your life easy.
But if you're buying in bulk any way theres better deals if you go direct to the wholesalers.

>>57050851
Well you don't have to be a dick about it.

Look at the. SAVA. The. Dogshit. Scam.

The Hanes Underwear. Shart. Scam.

>>57050857
Interesting. Do you differentiate between summer and winter suits? I've found for myself that lining matters above all else. Even a polyester wool blend is not too bad with a viscose lining. But a polyester lining will absolutely ruin even the best shell fabrics.

look at copper computer

>>57050805
I doubt you're driving straight to the factory.

I hate tech so much it's unreal

>>57050772
Trees must be shaken, anon. Besides, wee just can't get enough of the volume. Phew.

>>57050490
>/k/
Guns are forever

>>57050882
I'm still too poor to have that many, lol. I'd love to get winter suits, but I just have pretty standard shit that I got made for like $1k each.

>>57050889
I genuinely think they make some items there, but not what I bought. It was from the "factory outlet".

Greed is good. It’s time to get even more greedy.

>>57050882
At least here in Virginia I can barely even stand a Hawaiian shirt and shorts in the summer. It's so fucking hot here.

Every tech tranny should be castrated. Google and Apple headquarters should be nuked and their employees lynches in public

>>57050908
Interesting.
Yeah I'm sure there are exceptions like that but overall it's almost certainly more efficient to ship things.

>>57050491
It goes back to the theory that oil is a limited resource. And if we still have some after everyone else depletes their reserves, we win.

I hate how complex the interactive brokers app is, impossible to trade options, they wont give me a margin account etc... real shitshow. All I want to do is get rich off oil bros

>>57050491
>could probably feed
It would all just go to the niggers. We can't have anything public that's nice in the US because at least 13% of the population are utility monsters.

>>57050857
Yep and eventually you accumulate a million ties so the combinations are endless. Nevertheless I still land on the same couple combos. Black suit with black tie and white shirt or blue suit with light blue shirt and yellow tie

>>57050903
/k/ died anon, there are no guns there anymore.

>>57050937
>using an app
What happened to calling your female broker?

>>57050739
>he doesn't know the Covid toilet paper pasta/joke

>>57050943
Tbh I have like two black ties and 4 purple and would never wear any other color

QQQ will end the day red. This is financial advice

>>57050937
you mean TWS or the mobile app ? for TWS try adding the "Options Trading" layout on the bottom of the app and edit it to have what you need
dunno what to say for the mobile app as i dont use that for trading and just read news / read up on tickers while pooping

>>57050944
>>57050903
Yeah /k/ is just filled with NAFO trannies now

>>57050883
Up then down later. The final pump before the big one

>>57050943
I could never pull off that tie or the buttons.
>it's confidence bro!
It's skin tone, actually.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
NOT AGAIN

OH N

Tech trannies are worse than niggers. They fucking STANK

MARKET PAAAAMPIN

ALL MY LOSES FROM YESTERDAY ARE ANNIHILATED LIKE A LEATHER WEARING TWINK AT A BERLIN GAY PARADE

>>57050944
/k/ has no guns, /v/ plays no games, /o/ has no cars, /biz/ has no money

>>57050944
>>57050969
I left /k/ in 2012, spent about 5 years in /pol/, then found this general in the wasteland that is /biz/.

>people loaded up on TLT when we're about to have a civil war
lmao, never change /smg/

>>57051002
As a /p/fag this frog triggers me.

SAVE rejecting 16.50 harder than white women reject white men (for black men)

>>57051006
Based degen terry.

>>57051006

T Bone's book was scary. That is someone who clearly has CIA dirt.

>>57051002
/w/ doesn't have walls, /fa/ doesn't wear clothes

>>57051002
Luckily /g/ still has tech, /sp/ still has sports, /fit/ still has exercising and working out, and /an/ still has threads with cute animal webms that I steal from for
>futures
posting

>>57050960
TWS? Any guess what the fuck this means, it has limited how much I can buy when I have plenty of funds in my account. Leverage is key to making serious $$$

>>57051018
I still can't believe Uncle Terry fucked obabo too.

>>57051007
Looks like it's consolidating to me, lots of big fat green candles in the middle of 'down' signals.
>>57051018
He'll be killed at some point. Tom Clancey got all his dirt from psychiatrists that treated spooks in DC. He mentioned it on a book tour thing on C-SPAN and was later dispatched.

>>57051005
Took the gains on my calls this morning and bought puts on tech. Stay safe out there friends

>>57051022
how are these things not extinct?

>>57050600
baggie, did you buy this dumb gonogo signal?

Short HERMÈS

>>57051002
>>57051022
/soc/ has no XX females

>>57051037

>>57051042
no.

>>57051037
cute cat

>>57051037
massive amounts of CCP funding

>>57051022

>>57051037
They’re doing their best

>>57051031
>>57051029
He's gotta be one of those epstien/maxwell tier assets who just has the right dirt on the right people to save himself. Im sure when it comes to whatever will be released in Jan he will disappear for a while...

>>57051037
Because of us
If we didn't coddle the fuck out of them, they would be

>>57051054
where do i get it then

>>57051063
Thought it was taking a massive shit kek

>>57051063
I look like this and stare off into space sitting in the snow in a melancholy fashion like this.

>>57051037
>Skinny fat

I'm serious you guys really need to go to the gym

>>57051068
yahoo finance chart feature

>>57051091
>futures

>>57051098
I haven't worked out in 6 years after blowing my shoulder up on some gymnast rings

>>57051063
Adorable, something like the FIAT liquidity boys right now, I'd say. Or could also be /biz/ chads chilling. Who even knows anymore? Why even care?

>>57051099
yo thanks baggie

>>57051109
fag

>>57051024
TWS is IBKR's trader workstation
what it says is some australia specific regulation being the problem, i'm not from there so i've never seen something like it but in europoor land we are restricted from owning some US ETFs unless i somehow file a specific form with them
try reaching out to their support if there is something you can do to work around that restriction for your account only

>>57049900
Pls teach me how to be that. Where do you get your info on which stock to invest in?

>>57051109
I dislocated my shoulder before. I think I stopped lifting for like three weeks.

These fucking tech trannies can't stop slurping cock.

redpill me on ARM

In this, the last smg ever, I just want to say
Fuck jannies and fuck tech

>>57050985
True it's all about complimenting your skin tone/ hair color/ eye color. I have fair skin with brown hair and blue eyes so the combo works well for me

>>57051101
you know what they say, even a day at the beach is no day at the beach

>>57051120
Ahhh I worked it out thanks for your help. The website is easier to understand and I'll install that TWS program. I hadn't converted my AUD into USD so it was rejecting my orders.

>>57051189
who says that

>>57051145
I'm pretty sure I tore my rotator cuff, I went to the doctor because I wanted an MRI and the fucking guy said just take ibuprofen and so I never went to a doctor again. Still hurts to stretch certain ways sometimes fucking 6 years later, but I learned how to throw shit really accurately left handed.

Bakers???

>>57051203
i do
because it's true
when you go to the beach, especially alone, and for multiple days on end, that shit gets fucking real real quick
just sitting there, maybe in the sun, maybe with flies, maybe with wind, with nothing to do but maybe sip a flask or smoke ciggs or maybe sneak a hit of a bowl (despite the wind), alone with your thoughts
wew

>>57051216
Nah

>>57051176
COPE
THEN
SEETHE
SNEEDTHE

>>57051142
"We could post our rules on the front page of the Wall Street Journal and people would still lose money."
Find your own way, or don't bother. Small traders capitalize on small opportunities in niche low liquidity corners of the market. Those are parts of the market that media doesn't waste its time on. Funnily enough, most failed traders focus on the big names that get all the coverage

>>57049900
sounds like you're making most out of life. this is essentially a barbell strategy. the $20/hr job is probably not very interesting but it makes steady money without much stress. the trading however I'd imagine is pretty volatile and making money is uncertain, sometimes you hit big and sometimes you lose. so you have to extremes, dull but secure, interesting but volatile.

>>57051210
>I tore my rotator cuff
I had the same, brought a grown man passed through the fires of hell cry with pain at times.

here is a pro tip for you, kumar: short nvidia at these levels. works every single time.

>>57051210
Real shit though, the doctor doesn't care unless you have completely torn something and can't move because your muscle needs to be surgically reattached.

>>57051210
Doctors are beyond useless
I do not respect anyone with a medical degree

you know what?
i might bake

>>57051277
You pretty much have to see multiple doctors until you find one that didn't cheat their way through med school

This is the last /smg/.

fine i will

That post count is getting impressive. Glad there are no overachiever bakers today.

do not bake

>>57051210
>>57051261
>>57051277
>>57051286
If it's an issue that only really affects you while exercising or working out, you need to see a sports medicine specialist.

>>57051301
This. Fuck this place

>>57051307
>>57051307
>>57051307

>>57051306
why are you here?

>announce bake
>someone else bakes without announcing
this place used to have standards

We're not even half way down the catalog yet.

>>57051323
We didn't even hit the image limit. We can still fit 38 more images in this thread

Intel soaring

>>57051005
Someone's gotta be the one to baghold those war bonds

>>57051210
>throw shit
did you mean to leave that open for biz ? are you drunk already ?

>>57050450
>Same reason I shop at TGT and not WMT.
My local TGT and WMT are in adjacent shopping centers. The WMT is full of old lumpy white people and the TGT is more of a mix of everybody, with far more black people including cute black girls, of which WMT usually has zero.