/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57049654
subtle yacht pics

Pictures of your assets in the least show-offy way possible. Bitches love boats so if you have a boat that’ll work

>>57049654
Pose inside fancy car, dress nicely

>pic
picrel
>bio
looking for boat girls

>>57049664
>>57049677
>>57049678
>>57049683
this.

>>57049677
I have a boat but it's a sailboat and it doesn't pull bitches
should I get rid of it?
I don't really enjoy it
I'm autistic idk if that matters
also I don't like cars
I want a nerdy girl I've seen them on the apps they just don't swipe right on me

>>57049664
>>57049677
>>57049678
>>57049683
sucks op can't do these things because they're larping

>>57049705
>>57049700
point proven
>excuses
inb4 more excuses

>>57049700
nerdy girls wont care if you have monies but you can still cater your pics to them (fly to those famous huge libraries and take a pic in them)

>>57049700
nerdy girls dont want nerdy boys they want chads
>sailboat
cos its slow af. Even a $25k jetski would pull more bitches

>>57049654
Post a full-body picture of yourself standing in a door frame.

>>57049717
it's so true, and perhaps even worse because they want chad who is also an elf or an anime character

>>57049654
Your third pic should you with Vitalik

>>57049700
>nerdy girl
Idk expensive lab equipment? Get a really BIG LASER or something

>>57049781
Big laser is a great idea. But 2 big lasers could be even better.

>>57049742
I'm 5 10 decent face
ppl have told me to go to fancy places but the boomers there look at me as if I was an outsider it's obvious to them somehow even the waiters can tell
same thing with the boat I can't enjoy shit cause I'm surrounded by boomers in boat shoes and their normie radar goes off immediately
I just want a cute girl bros

>>57049823
where do you live?
geomaxx and try different med countries

>>57049823
even the fucking concierge at my apartment looks at me as if he was better than me
maybe I should just downsize or go to india or something I like pajeetas

also try different apps atleast 5-10
tinder, bumble, Hinge, PoF, Badoo, Meef,Muzz, Interpals, Couchsurfing and even FB travel groups

>>57049654
rent a boat

>>57049835
Go to Thailand or Colombia. American roasties are mentally ill and not worth your time to impress.

My networth is 5 figures and I own zero crypto. I also dont have a boat and I drive a car that cost like $20,000.

They do it for free.

>>57049889
becca literally looks underage, YourMove champ

>>57049902

>>57049889
those girls are all disgusting

>>57049917
oanna is prolly fat
samantha is a catlady
anna is using her cute friend on the right
kacey is 36
Stefanie is covered in makeup,and that says a lot for an asian

>>57049889
i wouldnt fuck them even if they paid me 4 figs
lmao

>>57049654
you niggas really should start loving and protecting yourselves.

>>57049654
Post your wallet in your pics, you will get attention but only from the worst.

>>57049939
>>57049941
It's just sex dude

>>57049835
stand up tall, pull your shoulders back, lift your fucking head up and remember how rich you are. If you're actually rich, you don't need poor peoples approval... they need yours.

>>57050036
Okay Mr. Supreme gentleman. What you fags don't understand is that no one cares about your money. It's why you have to stack dog coins for 40 years and pay for pussy because most people would rather not be in a room with you unless money is falling out of your pockets.

Crypto is like this weird religion for incels. Wagmi bro let's buy lambos and then girls will be forced to make eye contact with you maybe (they still don't).

>>57050080
ugly

>>57050115
You should go to the gym anon. Then you won't have to buy a boat. This is financial advice. You have been misled.

Literally just say you are a millionaire and you git your wealth from stocks bitches are dumb

>>57050080
I can’t imagine being as poor as you. Both financially and mentally. Well, good luck in life being a complete loser and your family and friends slowly pulling away from you because you’re the least motivated male they’ve met and don’t want to be around a person who suffers from self-depression

If you are using tinder to get laid post 2017 you are a chump. There is nothing of value on there. All the decent women both in looks and personality stopped using it a long time ago.

Its just frustrated chumps getting nothing and single mothers/fatties/weirdo ugly women and mentally ill. Most all of them sluts.
There is no value in having sex. Fuck sluts that look good at least. What the fuck would any guy be using tinder for in 2023 lmao, it is for lonely nerdy gen z men

>>57049917
me in the back

>>57049654
act poor you stupid fuck or they will leave you for a broke nigger

>>57049683
imagine gripping their ass while fucking their pussies hard while sucking on their little titties, just imagine

>>57050229
I fuck chicks hotter and younger than that and have less money, dont own a boat (I got an inflatable paddle board)

If you cant get laid now, you cant get laid with a yacht

>>57050198
>What the fuck would any guy be using tinder for in 2023 lmao, it is for lonely nerdy gen z men
You are fucking retarded. All hot chicks are held up at home. Their only access to the world is their phone. Do you want to be the guy who met her on tinder or instagram? Girls like random chance only
Imagine you believe you will meet your wife in any normie activity other than travelling to bumfuck Russia and picking up the first boring blonde hair blue eyed dog you see, have fun mixing with spicbrains in normietown at normie richfag activity #235 who are literal genetic cannibals

>>57050165
Anon you don't have to buy a Lambo to be happy. I could be homeless and still have more game than crypto goblins.

>>57050241
delet pls

>>57050244
its demoralization, people post that shit on /pol/ and other boards to destroy even the last most simple easy chance for incels to get laid. They are literally fudding eachother out of their only chance of sex/relationship/reproduction kek

>>57050261
just b urself

>>57050080
Because it's eternal war. The gender conflict never stops. However you must not isolate yourself just because they're your natural enemy.

>>57049917
Is that Becca or...?

NEVER mention crypto, it's the most pussy-drying thing in the world.

IME of dating as a poor, and as a rich, even once they realise you must be really quite rich it does nothing whatsoever for attraction. And why would it? Having money is kind of convenient but it doesn't turn girls on. A broke ass bum can slay like fuck if he has the charisma and energy required.

An incel with money will still be an incel, that doesn't change.

>>57050505
yeah if you know you look like an incel don't talk about how much money you have,it reeks desperation.

>>57050505
>this is the 'advice' people on /biz/ actually type out on their keyboard

lmao you faggots are so fucking clueless and retarded its pure comedy gold

i wonder how many millionaires have been made by dudes that can’t get laid utterly overcompensating financially, sometimes i wish i had that kind of motivator, but then i can’t help but imagine how utterly disappointed they’ll feel once they finally fuck.

>>57050265
>They are literally fudding eachother out of their only chance of sex/relationship/reproduction kek
>>57050241
>fuds

I wasted so much of my late teens and 20s trying to get laid whether it was strategizing, going out, researching, or looking up the blackpill reasons why I couldnt and seething about it. The results were of course pitiful. In my opinion, and of course every chaf is going to tell me im wrong, if bitches arent just straight up pulling you into a quiet place its not worth dedicating even a little time or energy on them. Find your true meaning in life. Sit down and look at nothing in particular until it comes to you. Following your true path in life will feel a whole lot better than chasing external validation and trying to fulfill a lesser desire that will die down by the time youre in your late 20s anyway

>>57049654
All the good looking women are taken in highschool and college the latest. Whatever remains is taken shortly after they enter the workforce. There exist very few good looking (6 and above) women that are single. The window of opportunity when they are single is very very narrow. If you don't frequent their circles or the events they attend you have no chance of meeting them. Women also don't go anywhere alone, so whatever hobbies women have or events they attend it is done with their husband or boyfriend and if they are single with their groups of friends.
Boomers and gen-x are throwing money at young pussy like never before, we are talking boat trips, exotic trips, paying their rent and bills, buying them clothes, trips to beauty salons, etc. Many of them have net worths in the millions.
Then there are chad millenials and chad zoomers who get their first pick at all the young pussy.
Then at the end of the line there is you anon, the average nobody with no money, no charisma, no looks, no social circle, no experiences and no toys.

tldr; single good looking young women don't really exist except in very niche places where men without social circles (loners) can't get in to

>>57049654
Wear a hard hat

>>57049700
>I want a nerdy girl
Don't fall for the scam that they want a nerdy guy, they want chad, but with glasses.

>>57049654
Meme travel picture, I got the most pussy of my life after I uploaded a picture of myself at Hobbiton in New Zealand.

>>57049700
I know nerdy bitches who like sailboats
pay for professional pics as gay as it sounds
it helps so fucking much
+ pics with assets and @ crazy fancy libraries and in the swiss alps, etc

>>57050241
Based red pill

>>57052424
>pay for professional pics as gay as it sounds
Do not do this real girls can see it's a gay ass tilt shifted photo, just take three quick selfies as if you just got out of a relationship and one or two hobby interest photos that you are clearly visible
Fucking retards like this shit
>>57050901
>tldr; single good looking young women don't really exist except in very niche places where men without social circles (loners) can't get in to
Literally go hiking at a semi popular place and you will meet duos of single chicks constantly you can instantly assess if they are into you in one glance
>>57052415
>Meme travel picture, I got the most pussy of my life after I uploaded a picture of myself at Hobbiton in New Zealand.
More pussyblind fags, travelfags will get the rope

>>57052727
brokie cope

>>57049654
post a picture of you in a fancy car like a nigger or vacationing in some european place(europe is a shithole but women still thinks is fancy), instead of crypto millonaire just put "trader" and they will think you are some kind wolf of wall street like the movie

>>57050241
But anon... they're all 18

>>57050241
>12 or 13 yo fucking left and right at school
>the 35 virgin crypto millionaire: haha this is my time now

>>57052785
>Do not do this real girls can see it's a gay ass tilt shifted photo
>Fucking retards like this shit

All women are retarded, you need to talk to many to find the least retarded / most bearable
t. in a relationship with a 8.8/10 qt3.14 who cooks and does a mediocre job at cleaning / laundry for me

>>57049654
>yacht pic with girls (just pay 4-5 escorts)
>penthouse or high level view
>travel pics to cool places
>picture of veiny hands holding steering wheel of cool car and a nice watch
>picture of you doing an expensive version of your hobbies

That’s what I did and I get fresh pussy every Saturday, I just invite them over to my place for dinner, but they stay the night.

>>57050229
I don't have that kind of muscle coordination...

>>57052821
To be fair you're not wrong, I've been stuck in 6 digit hell for far too long.

>>57050080
why dont you wash your smelly ass and balls i can see all the acne you have on your shoulders fkn gross. also u are balding so enjoy your thinning hair while u can :)

>>57050080
you would get more pussy if you post a bong with weed instead of a picture of your muscle body, not memeing tinder women are degenerates and they just wanna have a good time

>>57052933
net worth?
age?

>>57052893
forgot pic, sir

>>57049902
I had a friend that looked that way in college.
10 years later after college, she still looks that way.

Some people have weirdly small faces. It isn't even a good look at some point.

>>57053301
>you would get more pussy if you post a bong with weed instead of a picture of your muscle body,
Or be "normal" like this ultra faggot
>>57052933
>That’s what I did and I get fresh pussy every Saturday, I just invite them over to my place for dinner, but they stay the night
Imagine being so blind as to the dog looking dog fucker you are fucking is a yoko ono assed flat chested slope
Fucking hate Psycho American Psycho fags tinder allows access to their wives at least

>>57052963
kek, poor fella

>>57049654
>Asset manager

>>57049654
Just write it here, how to contact you? ;)

>>57050901
I am exist, single, good looking, young women and i also know that you people will dont belive

>>57049889
>dating apps has you fighting over these tier chicks
holy shit its over

>>57049889
Anna is the left girl, right?
That's the thing, you're stuck with the left girls and miss the right ones.

>>57049654
why would I care about tinder roasties when hookers exist?

>>57049939
Even so to get this much attention you need to be a giga chad. Women are hyper picky on these apps.

Usually chads will have backlogs off girls that are in the 5-7/10 range they use for easy instant sex when they are too lazy to go in a date with a 10/10

>>57054941
You just need to pass a certain threshold and you'll get A TON of matches.
best ones still wont match with you.

>>57049654
>>57049700
>I want a nerdy girl
then brag about technical aspects of crypto or some shit?

If you actually have money you aren't going to want to attract a woman on the basis of your money. People only do this when they're ugly and desperate. Take good pictures showing off your looks and just dress well and have friends, that's the best way. If you take a pic in a nice car you are asking for a gold-digger who will eventually cheat on you the first time something goes bad.

>>57055548
The richest people I know drive hyundai-level shitmobiles and dress like they’re homeless mainly because they don’t WANT anyone tonknow how much miney they have.