/biz/ - Business & Finance

Can someone with one of these AI accounts do a lego set for that one Japanese porn of like a few hundred people fucking at once in neat rows in a giant room?

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjainiB8mk4

>>57045791
Over for bears, yeah

>>57045731
So you expect SAVA to crash tomorrow because warrantholders will exercise warrants en masse??

>>57045784
All of the AI shit is garbage.

I WANT LLAP TO MOON TOMORROW

>tfw you were begging /smg/ to buy TLT and TMF, for the last 5 months
>get told I'm too early
HEH

hey you poorfag jeets, i work with a bunch of older gen x women and they were talking about investing in nvidia. just a heads up btw lmao.

>>57045820
Intel is gonna crush it

>>57045791
For you.

>>57045869
aaah

>>57045784
>he thinks these are AI generated

Post beverage stocks
>CELH

>>57045895
I heard somewhere (here (/smg/)) that this one might be going out of business

stupid fucking beta male chinks pump your shitty fucking markets jesus christ no wonder they need a dictator

>futures

https://youtu.be/jLiotL187WY?si=gqjpXfgUh6q_3thV

>>57045902
Nah I don’t think so. I see coke in all the stores

Should I buy $FSR and $LLAP /biz/?

>>57045895
I bought their packets recently and it was a good buy. 14 packets that you mix in water and are equivalent to a normal canned drink for $10. Good company.

>>57045803
I'm calling the warrants worthless, but they do have value relative to the shares, in the sense that the bonus share scheme means ability to exercise warrants at $22. So if following this bonus scheme, it's more similar to a typical rights offering fundraise.
The actual worthlessness is in the sense that those warrants are merely one part of the same whole. Injecting capital into a fraud does not substantially change the fundamental value as the end result is that all funds will be funneled away from whatever retards hold this trash, into the CEO and other employees pockets. In the best case, it's paying a dollar to increase the share value by a dollar, effectively shifting the shareholders dollar onto the business. Net effect is that shareholders have not made money.

Anyway, the warrants will not be exercised tomorrow since they won't even be delivered until January I believe. The stock will crash regardless because the shares now have less value. They represent a smaller portion of roughly the same whole.
Similarly, stocks dump on ex-div date by the value of a declared dividend. Rights offerings are rare in US markets, but tend to perform similarly. If some shareholders dump their warrants and then arbs exercise, that'll create further dumping next month whenever it happens.

I expect SAVA will dump even beyond a fair split of warrant + stock valuation, as some shorts have likely been on the sidelines to avoid the hassle of becoming short the warrants. But I mostly just watch SAVA from the sidelines so perhaps this is already sort of priced in, and they've all been loading puts to bypass the warrant distribution.

>>57045902
we love a good bankrupt business

when do futures flip and we continue the freefall?

>>57045846
>Intel is gonna crush it
Yeah, those puts.

Kek

Today I lost $200

>>57045964
You think 2024 will be the big one? I've listened to fucking janitors at work talking about investing in stocks today at work lol

>>57045977
Nah, I think doomer posting has gone mainstream so the signal to noise ratio is too high.

>>57045977
That right there is why everything is so pumped. 10 years ago these people wouldn't even care about the stock market. Now they're invested, and learning.

>>57045977
>You think 2024 will be the big one?

>>57045994
This year was one of the Hard Times?

>>57045937
samefag

>>57046013
That's right, faggot. This is the low.

>>57046013
It was pretty hard times. Not for me, though, I'm not that retarded.

>>57046013
Yes. Look at credit card usage.

>>57046025
My balance is like $20 right now

Well it appears I've entered phase 2 of covid. Body aches and headaches are gone. Now it's non-stop coughing and nose congestion. This shit really is a pain in the ass, I'll tell you. I fucking hate being sick. Haven't been able to sleep the last couple of days because of alcohol withdrawals so I'm hoping since it's day 3 those will be tapering off. Been so long since I've took a couple days off from drinking, I forgot how awful the panic attacks are from that.

>>57046032
For America in general anon. Also debt.

>>57046045
How many boosters did you get?

>>57046049
0 but this is also the first time I've ever had covid so I knew it would be the worst because I haven't built an immunity to it yet

>>57046079
nigger covid isn't real. you have the flu

>>57046045

>>57046079
>I haven't built an immunity to it yet
COVID is literally the common cold anon. We deal with novel corona virus every year, it's a natural thing.

>>57046091
>>57046093
Ok I forgot what time it is. It's the chudding hour on /smg/. I'm going to get out of here and play monster hunter. You guys are gay.

Did they overshoot?

>>57046153
ywnbaw

>>57046167

>>57046167
What was VIX max pain?

>>57046167
Option sellers are dropping the ball hard. They shit the bed last Friday and they're shitting the bed now.
CMON MARKET MAKERS SCORE SOME FAWKEN GOALS

FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT

>>57045992
I remember some anon posted 58% of americans are all in the stock market investing. Possibly even higher than that now that mag 7 is mooning so much too.

Next year is gonna be an interesting shitshow if normies keep being stupid with money.

One time in my life I want to make a large size bet and make 30x ROI in a day. I think the puts expiring today even had a 100x ROI

>>57046170

>>57046212
Post the Intel one

>>57046045
take vitamin d, drink OJ, and zinc lozenges too

Interesting names appear around GreenX Metals

Doug Casey - listed as a keynote speaker on https://www.forum-1.com/en/ https://www.forum-1.com/en/speakers where GreenX Metals had a presentation including about their ARCproject at Greenland (https://mining.com.au/greenx-metals-unearths-high-grade-copper-sulphides-at-its-arctic-rift-project-in-greenland/).). Online video with that presentation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoTk9ym98Bo

According to https://www.forum-1.com/en/program/day-1 Doug and GreenX Metals had presentations the same afternoon.

Rick Rule - has been constantly praising Sovereign Metals in recent months, whose board includes many GreenX Metals members. When selecting the companies in which it invests, it takes into account, among others, the experience of the teams and their successes, especially if the members have experience in the past in deposits similar to those currently of interest to the companies. I currently see no mentions of GreenX Metals in Ricks's interviews or his surname in known lists of major shareholders of GreenX Metals stock.

Doug and Rick have known each other for decades and are known for, among others, investing in the mining sector, giving joint interviews. Particularly interesting is Rick's connection with a guy named Eric Sprott. Rick also recently mentioned a company operating in Panama that wants to sue the Panamanian government. He mentioned that he is going to buy their shares.

All three are known for investing in raw material companies, including metal mining companies. Of the three, Sprott probably represents the largest capital and the highest risk tolerance, although it is not known whether he is interested in Greenland and GreenX Metals itself.

They know Rio Tinto people.

Rick Rule also offers free evaluation of the portfolio of mining partners (via a form on his website), so anyone who wanted to could have plenty of time to learn Rick's opinion about Greenx Metals. I am not personally familiar with it.

>>57045895
>COCO
>MNST
>PEP
>CWCO (water is healthy and good for you)

cereal fu?

>>57046267
Oh my god Bayhorse, Goldshitstock shill faggot is back again

>>57046079
There's no chance this is the "first time" you've had COVID. Everyone on the planet got exposed in 2020, 2021, or 2022 at the latest.

You, Mr. Rocker, were not in a bunker for 3 fucking years.

>>57046291
At this point it's gotta be some kind of weird inside joke, right?
There's no way anyone could possibly be that dumb to invest in such turds, time after time.

>>57045976
Dang i was going to put 2 hunnit in today. Glad i didn’t market looked shitty.

>>57046301
The first time there were definitely a few people that fell for it. He would come in with like 10 alt accounts and blast his posts all over the thread. New investors were probably baited. He really got a lot of bagholders from cmmg and pmg.
The last few times he hasn't had any success.
He's a real psycho too. He bragged about scamming people and kind of gets sexually turned on by it.

>>57046301
No, I think it's legit shilling and means we have a bit of gas in the tank.

>Activision only pumped like 3% when the merger was approved by the DOJ
>SAVE is currently trading at $16 and merger price is $32

SAVE sisters, our response? Is this really only gonna go up like .30c on approval?

>started feeling like shit at work today
>got home, took some medicine, and fell asleep
>woke up in a fever panic
>called my boss and told him I'm calling out today
>its still today
Well at least I have tomorrow off now
>

>>57046301
It's the most popular speculative stock in Germany and Poland.So literally few hundreds of sophisticated speculators. No one is forcing you to be interested in that high grade smelter ready surface copper if you have hard time keeping your position over a long weekend.

>>57046339
Speculate deez nutz

>>57046267
>Casey and Rule
When they talk, they are selling.

>>57046357
So you are bullish?

>>57046330
It won't actually pump to 32. Some of that buyout money has been prepaid so it'll end up around $29.

Assuming the DOT doesn't step in or JBLU Jews don't renegotiate the price.

>>57046357
Yeah, bullish on bonds.

>>57046376
Whose bonds?

>>57046045
Alcohol would immediately cure your Cold dumbass

>>57046365
Okay but how much is Intel going to go

>>57046379
UST

i know most BTC related stocks have already priced in the spot etf approval, but realistically how much pump will we get on the day of the announcement?
I've got a call option for a btc mining etf that's already in the money, but I'm want to sell it on the day of the announcement for maximum profit

>>57046291
What gold stock? GreenX is arbitrage with Polish government stock first and copper stock in further perspective. What motivates you to call it "gold stock"?

>>57046384
Only Allah knows the future.

>>57046395
You're going to miss your window by 3 minutes because you're in the can. And instead of BTC +5%, you'll be looking at BTC -10% as "Sell the news" kicks in.

>>57046267
>Rick Rule also offers free evaluation of the portfolio of mining partners (via a form on his website)
It's a marketing honey pot so he can shill his "boot camps" and other services. Your email will get flooded by his pajeet helpers as soon as you submit the form.

>>57046472
Was yours?

EXCUSE ME
May I have your attention.
I have an announcement to make.

>>57046365
>Some of that buyout money has been prepaid so it'll end up around $29.
The exact value is $29.85, but lets keep that between us. I've been enjoying selling some $30 calls.

>>57046484
Yes, I submitted a few companies I was looking at. He rated them on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the best), then I started getting emails from pajeets wanting me to send money. I then looked into Rule and discovered he's just a pump and dump scammer.

>>57046395
The actual announcement is when it peaks. So it best not happen until we're closer to the halvening so BTC can get a new ATH.

Guys I'm pissed the Cuban girl won survivor just because she was cute. 1 million dollars for having the right genitals and the "muh spicy firecracker emotional latina" meme. It's not fucking fair dudes.

>>57046507
Listening

>>57046535
What triggered you to react to GreenX post in first place?

>China's banking system is in free fall and the country's real estate losses could hit $4 trillion, per Kyle Bass of Hayman Capital

ruh roh

>>57046546
my expectations are for a pump on the announcement, then a correction soon after, but then eventually resuming the build up to the halvening in april
but Iam retarded so who knows

>>57046561
Casey and Rule--both scammers. Some people trust them and hang on their every word, as both can be convincing.

>>57046566

>>57046578
But there is no proof they are involved in buying GreenX. So what's the point in getting triggered?

>>57046577
Why does Bitcoin doing a 2:1 split mean that it should be more valuable? It doesn't make any sense but I mean the whole space is kinda weird cult vibes anyways so I guess you just say
>Muh havening

It's like GME moass lore

>>57046577
during the 2021 Halvening COIN(base) had its IPO and it dropped from its first peak a day after. Then in the 2H of 2021 the BITO Bitcoin Futures ETF came out and it topped out just after.

>>57046604
The Halvening is not like a stock split. It cuts the amount of bitcoin generated by bitcoin miners in half, which reduces new supply. It doesn't matter in the end what I or you believe. The market is made by buyers and sellers and I just go with the flow.

>>57046167
Source for max pain chart?

>>57046365
But would it really go to $29 right upon trial ending in favor of JBLU/SAVE? Or would that price not be reached until merger finalized?

Worried this might be a trap and it'll end up around $18-20, obliterating those holding calls.

>>57046637
looks like anon got it here: https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/options-max-pain/spy

>>57046604
I think the halvening actually refers to the rewards that miners get being reduced
why does that make price go up? I don't fucking know, it just does, okay?

>>57046560
WISH YOUR FAMILY A HAPPY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKERS OR 1000 YEARS OF BAD MARKET LUCK WILL BEFALL YOU

>>57046557
Who the Heck watches survivor in 2023

I wish brown women were real.

>>57046680
maybe the same types that watch Grey's Anatomy in 2023

>>57046529
You're the Intel guy. Why is Intel dumping, mang

>>57046602
The poster is name-dropping them to promote that shit, therefore I will give them the discredit they deserve.

>>57046659
>>57046635

So let me get this straight... Crypto miners are up 200% this year because mining crypto is less profitable...?

Yeah I'm just gonna stick to staying away from the cult.

Sold most of my SOXL calls and want to buy something tomorrow, $5-$10k worth. What's the play?

>>57046670
Specifically happy, or can it be merry?

>>57046693
I'm not the intel guy. Sorry.

>>57046699
Cryto mining co's have always been a scam, but it's great for short squeezes during halvening. Easy money when one side gets too cocky and you take the opposite bet.

>>57046659
>>57046699
Imagine if Jerome Powell grabbed Yellen by the scruff of her neck, slapped some sense into her, and instead of growing M2 by 7% a year we only grew it by 3.5% per year.

What would happen to DXY? Immediately? Over the next year?

That's Bitcoin's halvening.

>>57046699
good call, I think it's all speculative bullshit anyway
I'm still gonna try to profit from it though

>>57046697
Promote? Where do you see a promotion in that post? Is mentioning existence of a stock promotion?

>>57046734
Yeah but how high is mara and MSTR going to go?

>>57046757
That's where TA voodoo, auction theory/volume profiles, as well as calculating miner hash rates and BTC holdings come in.

>>57046736
It doesn't stop people from mining it just makes mining less profitable.. still a bunch of Indians doing it for pennies or whatever even if you do 10 halvenings. Supply continues to increase but it fucks the margins. No clue any rational thesis at all where this is legitimately beneficial for Bitcoin. But like I said I don't fuck with cults. Same reason I don't try to trade Teslas chart.

>>57046643
Dunno. I've just got shares I'm going to dump the minute the verdict gets announced.

>>57046707
IT CAN BE MERRY, HAPPY, OR GOOD
JUST BE NICE TO YOUR FAMILY OK!?

>>57046751
Why else are you posting this garbage here?

>>57046566
could it affect picrel?

>>57046772
You need to mentally decouple miner profits from currency supply. Just like you'd decouple DXY's price action from, I dunno, the Bureau of Printing & Engraving.

Less new supply when fiat continues its retarded inflation means the fiat price of BTC keeps ticking upward.

The miners chasing that cause the algorithm to get tougher or easier based on how many of them are mining, which is based on their computing and electricity costs.

>>57046796
KBE and KRE have rallied because the latest plunge in yields erased those bars btw

>>57046798
>Dude don't worry about miner profits
>That's why miners are going up

Yeah... Okay man sell your Kool aid somewhere else you guys are weird

I am financially bored. Is COVID still a thing? Is PFE a good buy right now?

The 1.5% drop today is just a nothing burger, right?

>>57046825
No, I'm explaining why miner profits all tend towards 0. It's a continuous scramble towards the cheapest possible GPUs, cooling, and electricity.

The short term price action is just retail retards and cultists gambling.

>>57046826
If I was president anyone that had Pfizer or moderna shares would have to do 1 day in prison for each share they traded since 2020

>>57046778
Kek

>>57046778
To share info that is in that post. Also why are you calling it garbage? It's in arbitration phase. If you feel tempted to invest it's your own problem. There is enough of trolls sharing misinfo and claiming arbitration was lost already. Of course they provide absolutely zero proof for such claims.

>>57046870
Are you a communist?

>>57046879
Nah. All commies into the oven first.

>>57046872
Yes, that's why it's such hot topic in Poland and Germany now. People are expecting nice inflowof cash from Polish govt after Polish govt loses arbutration as everyone and their grandmas are expecting that PiS fucked up on an epic scale.

>>57046890
So why are you advocating government intervention in the stock market?

>>57046903
Fuck the stock market too. If we can get rid of the Jews and communists I'll take a -100%

>>57046153
I also encourage trannies to arm themselves. Coin flip that they’ll use it to sudoku. Just trying to expedite the process

>>57046901
PiS has quite a record of losing arbitrations.

>>57046874
>If you feel tempted to invest it's your own problem.
I have zero temptation to invest in this turd after only a few minutes of looking at its annual report.
>Greenland and Poland.
>Arbitration income<arbitration expense
>Disputed claims
Then looking at your op, the best argument you can come up with is that Casey mentioned it, and that he's friends with Rule, who used to work with Sprott.
Hard no.

>>57046922
>Arbitration income<arbitration expense
what? are you feeling alright?

>>57046045
Nigger this isn’t 2020

>>57046936
See
>>57046778

>>57046906
>I'll take a -100%
Get off my board.

>>57046950
see what?

>>57046951
Not your board you pozzed faggot. Hope your Tesla blows up in the bad side of town you pretend doesn't exist and you get raped by niggers after you buy PFE

>>57046955
arbitration claim is
GBP 737 million

That's way more than arbitration expenses

>>57046955
14,536,825<14,849,333

>>57046970
14,536,825<14,849,333<GBP 737 million

You are welcome

>>57046966
>claim
Pie in the sky.

Accept the shared reality, /smg/.

>>57046962
Imagine being down on your TSLA shares like a braindead trump supporter kek.

>>57046984
I don't vote. There isn't anyone for me to vote for (yet)

>>57046976
Are you claiming it's too low or you for some strange reason belive that this time Prawo i Sprawiedliwość didn't fuck this particular arbitration? They fucked other arbitrations dearly.

>>57046994
I agree that political votes are meaningless. The only vote that counts is with your money.

>>57046207
Man I almost wish we have a giant crash to kick all these newbies out

>>57046974
I claim that you owe me a million dollars. Cool, I'm now a millionaire I guess. Lets just add that money to my net worth even though you haven't paid me.

>>57047029
I owe you nothing. Unlike polish government to GreenX Metals.

>>57046974
>>57047012
You're assuming that the compensation is a done deal. It's not, and the market doesn't believe it is, either.

>>57047037
I think you owe my a million bucks. You think you owe me nothing.
Your steaming turd of a company thinks it's owed 737m GBP. Poland thinks they owe them nothing.

See where I'm going with this?
Now give me my million. This financial advice was not free. Thanks.

>>57047037
> GreenX
can I get a QRD on this? what the hell happened

>>57047038
There is a room for eventual interest on top of claim. No, it's not officially done yet and date of verdict publication is not known. Also nice cherry picking of time period. Zoom out.

>>57047051
>See where I'm going with this?
Literally nowhere. False equivalency is a logic fallacy.

>>57047067
>Zoom out.
Screams sell.

Imagine taking a 100% loss for obscure political views. Now i know why you retards are losing.

>>57047065
https://markets.ft.com/data/announce/full?dockey=1323-15734569-3E4NOVVSQRCJKPHP3DANLRS7KC

>>57047076

>>57047085
How does it scream sell on fundamental level?
>inb4 my randomly drawn meme lines told me so

>>57047085
Now put the date of end of hearings on chart and try again

>>57045802
I unironically wish one of the 'mumus' would just kill themselves already. Preferably all of them. This thread sucks ass because it's not anyone actually discussing stocks or patterns or anything, but subhumans gambling on monkey aids juice and soxl bagholders huddling together thinking that buying SOXL at 30 bucks just now is a smart move because AVGO must go higher, right? Because niggas exist in a state of pure retarded hopium at all times when stock go up, since they bought at 70 and 'averaged down' over time, instead of just taking losses and fucking off to ruminate on their poor life choices for literally buying an LETF in 2020 and marrying it because some faggot tranny in his 40s who uses a Lum avatar told them to buy and posted pics of lum shocking bobo. What a truly annoying and worthless fucking thread.

>>57047076
>Screams sell.
Screams zoom out.

If I wanted to bet on Bidenomics, I'd buy FCFS puts. People aren't going to use pawn shops if the economy is roaring.

>>57047134
Lessson one: Always place equal bets on both sides.

>>57047084
hmmm.
I read the Polish side from bankier.pl and the mine in Lublin was right beside a concession owned by the state and thus they started sperging that the state will also access that ore
And then in Silesia the government refused to modify the terms of the concession given to GreenX after it was already agreed upon and they started sperging again

Sounds like a skill issue for the company desu

>>57047102
>>57047111
To sum up selling makes sense to me only if one truly believes that GreenX Metals loses arbitration I happen to not be one of such people. You are of course free to not believe in GreenX Metals winning an arbitration.

>>57047137
True. If I wanted to bet on a Trump triumph, I'd buy CXW calls. We're going to lock up all those wetbacks - except some we'll put on work release to keep cutting our lawns.

>>57047142
>I read the Polish side from bankier.pl

That's not an official forum of Polish government.

>>57047161
yeah but it gave the context. GreenX claims they weren't able to develop the mines, meanwhile that website says they were, they just started seething because no one decided to suck their cock and lick their balls in gratitude, so they rage quit.

With the new liberal EU government in power I wouldn't be surprised if the Hague court quietly makes the case go away

>>57047177

>>57047142
>Sounds like a skill issue for the company desu

Then have do you explain that GreenX managed to hire LCM to represent them in arbitration? A company that takes cases they truly believe are winnable? They have 96 percent win rate and get paid only in case of winning the arbitration.

>>57046978
Does anyone have the Vibecession article screenshot?

>>57047194
This article? https://archive (dot) ph/wXUvZ

>>57047067
>False equivalency is a logic fallacy.
You haven't explained what the false equivalence you're implying is. You probably can't explain, unfortunately, because it is not a false equivalence. So instead you just throw out some fallacy as if that is an infallible counterpoint.
Telling someone they're wrong does not make them wrong. Suing for money does not mean you have that money.

>>57047207
>you didn't explain to me how to use brain
I'm terribly sorry to hear that

>>57047201
Bullish for DIS.

>>57047201
No, that wasn't it. I'm trying to remember which website the article was on so I can grab it again

China green because based Xi is going to liberate Taiwan

>Browse on Twitter/X for financial shit

>All posts everywhere are gone

Uh bros is this just a glitch or an actual happening...?

>>57047185
interesting .... I think they'll argue that Poland deliberately obstructed the mines so that state-run coal companies like JSW SA could take them over.
This may be what happened, but suing them for lost profits is rather disproportionate, at most I would sue for sunk costs and expenses

The interesting thing about this is the low amount of media exposure it gets and how slow the case is moving. Threats to sue already appeared in 2019

>>57047194
>>57047201
>>57047226
Actually it might have been this article
I remember it had a silly graphic

>>57047236
Hiro bought them and, following the successful example of 4channel.org, is consolidating all posts under the 4chan.org umbrella.

>>57046870
>webm
Man I'm glad I threw out my phone.

I'm also a fan of this headline/graphic combo

>>57046984
I sold my TSLA shares when I saw they used niggers to model their clothing.

>>57047246
All joking aside, the whole site is fucked. Did Elon go bankrupt finally or...?

>>57047256
Anon, it's the middle of the night in America. They're probably doing some server deployment or upgrades and somebody has to roll back their dumb code.

>>57047255
Ask me how i know you bought NVDA afterwards.

>>57047201
>Levin

I'm tired bros. I wish I didn't always notice.

>>57046045
>he's an alcoholic
kys

>>57047217
Once again, you've produced a shitpost with zero substance. Embarrassing.
You have no individual thesis for evaluating the value of potential arbitration results. All you can do is parrot the corporate press release, an absolute top end value.
So the ask is 737m. The bid is 0. The market is currently evaluating at approximately 130m, or less.

If you can't produce a differentiated thesis that doesn't rely on some appeal to the perceived authority of known resource stock pumpers (>>57046267), then don't expect anyone here to waste any time or money on your shill. I'm sorry, that's just the way things work. Honestly, even if you do produce something intelligent, I doubt many anons will care because resource microcaps are dogshit, and all the RH poorfags can't even access foreign markets.

If you want an example of what a successful shill post looks like, I can repaste my SAVE shill thesis.

>>57047238
>but suing them for lost profits is rather disproportionate,

Why?

>>57047268
I was short actually.

>>57047253
kek when was that posted? What happened to all of the 'soft landing' and other articles claiming the economy and consumers are strong?

>>57047279
>Once again, you've produced a shitpost with zero substance.

Yes you indeed produce, I agree.

>>57047286
Line go up.

>>57047294
So you have no real thesis. Glad we cleared that up. Now fuck off anytime.

INTC crossed SMA200

China stocks. What is the /smg/ verdict?

>>57047298
>So you have no real thesis
Yes, you indeed don't have. Glad we cleared that up.

>>57047302

Goodnight /smg/. Im gonna need you guys to calm down the the racism and sexism. This is a blue board.

>>57047304
Those are not "china stocks". Those are cayman islands shell companies.

>>57047304
Only for Xi's cocksuckers and other commies

>>57047288
Here, I took a new screenshot, it's from last year
All of the new articles say soft landing, recession cancled, vibecession only in our heads

>>57047304
Strong buy.

>>57047288
>>57047321
This is the dumb bitch who originally coined the term: https://kyla.substack.com/p/the-vibecession-the-self-fulfilling

>>57047311
>he is using the daily chart

>>57047305
I know you well enough to know that you will spam an identical comment in the next thread, as you do every time you start hawking some new turd upon this general.
When you do, I will again leave a similar reply, and you will immediately remember these four key facts:
>you have no serious thesis
>all of us know you have no thesis
>the stock you are shilling is complete dogshit
>we are all laughing at you

As for this current thread. There is nothing more to say. You can make whatever snarky comment you want, you can pretend that writing the last word means you have won something, but you have not earned any further replies from me.

>>57047322
Is that from the old DOS dune game?

>>57047253
I love this.

>>57047373
https://www.myabandonware.com/game/command-conquer-generals-d9h
https://cnc.community/generals/how-to-play

>>57047312
wife material

>>57047348
As for this current thread. There is nothing more to say. You can make whatever snarky comment you want, you can pretend that writing the last word means you have won something, but you have not earned any further replies from me.

>CLF
kek

>>57047302
Holy moly

>>57047331
Oh yeah I kinda remember that too now… hard hitting financial analysis
>>57047383
If you’re going to save it, please use this version >>57047321

>>57047478
Nothingburger, really. I remember when i sold most of my stocks to a chinese hedgefund in 2020.

>>57047503
Intel is going to 96 bucks

>>57047528
Better buy calls.

>>57047503
Intel is going to 96 cents

>>57047534
That would be pretty sweet. Maybe i'll buy some for sentimantal value at that price.

>>57047534
N-noooooooooo

I swear if EU pumps on OPEN, I'm gonna visit the Frankfurt stock market and beat the shit out of every person that isn't there as it's all bots (in minecraft).

>>57047635
based

Bobos really thought for half a day they had us there, huh?

My beard itches I'm cutting it off.

What happened yesterday anons?
Havent checked my folio till this morning and got a lil worried
Ticker: XXXX

>>57047889
The market thought it would be funny to crash through all my liquidation points after liquidating my shorts.

This whole concept of the market is so stupid.
For such a selloff to happen either it has to be coordinated or somebody REALLY big has to start selling off for others to join him. Even if many small stockholders would sell, they'd be not able to push it down that significantly for such a selloff to happen.

And no, GME doesn't count as NOBODY but retailretards bought that.

>>57047889
Did anybody ever expect something called XXXX to perform well

So /smg/bros are we WINNING?

I think so? Recently made 7fig club. I suspect it will go down soon. Every time I start feeling confident in my investing the market tends to turn cause it's over extended to the upside.

>>57047635
haha, rotation from the US to the EU, amirite bois? Actually, yeah, I do think it will pump. As in, shit will get slurped from an initial dump to maybe -0.2% to -0.5%. Good 1% slurp at the very least

BABA bros, we're gonna make it.

>>57047943

How much more despicable could EU get if they did this?

>>57047943
>>57047961
Why are you seething boobs? Scared about your puts?

Why don't you trade futures, /biz/cuits?

>Leveraged
>Low capital requirement
>Trades in predictable channels in 15 minute cycles so no surprise dumps
>Scalping 20 second trades for hundreds of dollars for an hour a day is enough to pay the bills
>No bullshit rugs on indices
>No spreadsheet bullshit required, just daily headlines and a quick look at a weekly chart

It's literally so easy.
I turned 450 dollars into 2000 in 4 days, and I barely know what I'm doing.
Have fun dropping carpet bombs on four dozen different shitcoins hoping one is going to rally 40%
Meanwhile I got an easy 4X on my investment with absolutely no downside.

Futures are the future. Unironically.

>>57045770
BRICK BY BRICK
GME AMC

>>57047969
I'm a permabull you tard. But a healthy pullback is in order.
>>57047961
I just checked, the indices are barely even in the negative. Fuckin news outlets with their "red christmas, setbacks, we're going down" bs when the indices are backing mere 0.5%. WTF? What a clownshow

It's over. EU is eating all the shit up.

>>57047982
>I'm a permabull
>But number shouldn't keep going up
You're not a permabull then.

>>57047977
actually lol'd at this post

>Sweden behaving more sane than the rest of EU
something is wrong

>>57047995
Alright, then just a bull for christ's sake. Fuckin semantics. But indeed, you are correct. Correct semantics is a distinguishing feature of a civilized man so thank you for correcting me.

Yields...

brothers, i have placed my first order buying micro e mini nasdaq futures contracts for march 24 ticker MNQH24. god grant me good fortune and wisdom in this trade so i may serve his will with more resources brothers

>futures

yeah it's undeniably our turn

Are US markets even open today? Somebody yesterday said something like
>See you monday
Monday they should be closed as it is christmas. Why would markets be closed today and tomorrow?

>>57048113
markets are open normal time, except Monday Christmas day, and Janurary 1st New Years Day

I am absolutely assblasted by MU's earning and forecast. They're portraying the semi industry as being only AI shit, therefore whoever is involved with AI should have a PE of 1000.
What the fuck is this communication even? AI makes a tiny part of chips production, how the hell this justifies these forecasts? They have NEGATIVE eps since one year and nothing happened to the stock price. We're just dabbing the downturn with PE of 1000
>PE is irrelevant
yeah, might as well throw away all fundamental analysis, right? all those books written by "economists" for jackshit.
Fuck this market

>>57048177
the story was better than what was priced in,t hats basically it

>>57048177
Micron is peak retardation. They once had 8billion revenue, now the half and the stock is almost double the price LOL.

>>57047922
>This whole concept of the market is so stupid.
>For such a selloff to happen either it has to be coordinated or somebody REALLY big has to start selling off for others to join him
It's not coordinated in the sense of some cabal of funds all decide among themselves to dump at the same time. It's more about a cascade of some selling begets additional selling begets larger selling causes more and greater selling in response etc. Algos this a lot. Keep in mind yesterday wasn't that big of a red day at all. 1.5% on nasdaq is nothing special. The real fun is when you get intraday movement range pushing above 5% or more.

>>57048177
I btw yesterday also lost about 1k shorting US tech (should have just shorted SAP (but for some reason IG is bugged, I can't short german stock on high leverage))

Just don't mind this bullshit. Yeah, it can be annoying to miss out on gains if it crashes, but you can't really tell when it will happen as truly there are no objective measurements to look out for.

Technical indicators are ALL irrelevant.

P/E, PEG also irrelevant. Nothing matters in that sector. It's all about 50years+ in the future.

What caused CAVA to jump 30% the past few weeks?

>>57047635
>I swear if EU pumps on OPEN
Not gonna happen. There's nowhere to hide for the next month other than cash and TLT. Crypto will get heemed as well, just watch.

>>57048194
You can't tell if it is coordinated. I'm also not explicitly saying this was such a selloff, but we can't also say for sure there aren't some arrangements/collusion as there also exists insidertrading etc.

But in your cascade scenario it also has to be a big fish, otherwise it wouldn't cause such a wave selling.

>>57047977
That's cute, anon. Be careful.

>>57048194
>Zoomers in here too young to remember flash crashes
Kek

In 2010, there was a flash crash where the DOW dropped 9 fucking percent within 6 minutes. It recovered shortly after to near previous levels.

In 2016 the Asian markets dropped the British pound so hard, it was worth 10% less against the USD kek. It recovered shortly after to -1.5%.

This is what cascading algos do

>>57048189
Yeah but now we got twice the money in circulation so it makes sense, r-r-r-right?

>>57048215
>But in your cascade scenario it also has to be a big fish, otherwise it wouldn't cause such a wave selling
Not really. In overbought conditions with everybody nervous about the shaky nature of the rally you can get some big rushes for the exit. There's a lot that goes in to market movements. You've got forex considerations and options and bonds and all manner of factors.

>>57048184
I don't care about the story, I'm not reading a fiction novel. I care about numbers, and they're still fucking bad.
>The servers are getting AI treatment
So now the whole semi industry is servers. Just fuck my shit up.

>>57048214
I lost all my profits just now
It's over

>>57048238
You'll get em next time

>>57048231
That should also make Micron earn 16 billion and not 4.

>>57048232
Yesterday it appeared like they were waiting for the bond auction. But for half an hour afterwards nothing much happened, and then suddenly. (Somebody said something about Biden meeting Xi???)

>>57048113
>>See you monday
I said that yesterday because I thought it was Friday. I was wrong, it was Wednesday yesterday. Also I didn't think about Christmas, so I guess this anon is right >>57048141

>>57048205
I'm working in this industry, so I know what is going on. Since I'm an engineer, I applied what I know on numbers, but this shit just fucking doesn't work. If I would engineer my shit based on "sentiment", a whole lot more things would go wrong. I don't get how the market is working, really. What do they even learn at the university?

>>57048268
>If I would engineer my shit based on "sentiment", a whole lot more things would go wrong.
Sounds like you're shit at your job kek. News and news sentiment is super important for trading and highly indicative of the stock direction

Why can't we go back to normal times when people who didn't want to participate in the scammarket could also make money with savings and not fear that all their hardworked money is getting evaporated? Holy fuck what pieces of shit those central banks are. And the states that indirectly force them by issuing so much debt they can't hike.

LMAO@Japan

I’m shorting nio at open to 7.5

>>57048245
The gravy train don't stop for nothin'

>>57048177
Are you the last person on this planet unconvinced by the promise of AI? Just look at pic related. This took about one second to make. Fucking wake up fren

>>57048292
>
You want an engineer to to engineer his work based on "sentiment"? Have you even understood his post?

Slurpbros....

We GAAAAAAAN

>>57045770
Hello fine /smg/ people, I hope you make loads of monies today..are you also hearing about big liquidity issues in the fiat markets?

>>57048312
Have you? They were talking about trading

What the fuck happened yesterday? I didn't follow the market and woke up 300 euros poorer. I'll have to go get food stamps now.

>>57048229
lol zommers don't know about the history of the DOW

>spy up 0.5% pre-market
yea we healing bros

>>57048325
>I'll have to go get food stamps now
personally I only eat potatoes, carrots and some cottage cheese to be able to invest more, but come on man, you cannot gamble all your grocery money

>>57048359
I buy unrealized food with my unrealized gains.

>>57048325
profit taking day

>>57048229
>In 2010, there was a flash crash
wasn't that some autistic neet selling a fuck ton of futures from his mom's basement in London. no idea what he was trying to accomplish, but I think he was convicted of some kind of market manipulation.

>State Street's $478 billion SPDR S&P 500 ETF (ticker SPY) raked in $20.8 billion on Friday, the biggest inflow since the fund's inception in 1993. According to Bloomberg Intelligence, it was the largest one-day flow for any ETF.

>>57048372
I thought it was a jeet at some firm spoofing large lots throughout the day, later got caught and convicted.

>>57048364
I've heard fantasizing about food satisfies hunger but unfortunately fantasizing about financial gains does nothing

FUTURES BROS

>half of the crash already recovered within the first 2 hours of euro+premarket

Bobobros....

>>57048374
>$478 billion SPDR S&P 500 ETF (ticker SPY)
huh, I would've bet it's bigger
>it was the largest one-day flow for any ETF
so who's behind the inflow? institutional investors?

>the ES 5 min graph
i think we are fine bros

I think I'm going to take some profits at MCD today, if you catch my drift.

>>57048521
I don't catch your drift, can you elaborate anon?

>>57048537
I will profit from some cheesburgers and fries for lunch

futures stop moving up and this place gets very quiet

>>57048748
its 2 am anon, niggas be sleepin fr fr

>>57048763
sleepin is a very accurate way to put it

Ameren Corp -56.02% premarket
about 9 billion market cap gone overnight
the cracks in the market are showing

>>57048463
>FUTAS

Bakers???

>>57048842
FUTAS?

>>57048881
I can bake

>>57048914
thanks
we will repay you with our dd

>>57048914
don't you dare

>>57048932
You don't have to pay me with anything anon.
I am just a small fly on the wall(street), your warmth is all I want as I learn things.

First bake so be kind please.

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> New Thread: >>57048933

New Thread: >>57048933

> New Thread: >>57048933

>Honda calling cars back
>Toyota calling cars back
>Tesla calling cars back
wtf is going on?

>>57048932
>we will repay you with our dd
remember to tell him to inverse that

>>57048937
Upps, I just did...