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I am waiting for my parents to die then I rope

>>57037764
>he didn’t make 20k yesterday

Lol if you’re not rolling in it in todays bull you must be a mutt incel living with momma.

>>57037767
lol dont bro, theres still ass to wreck

I smoked weed yesterday and wound up binge eating like 5-6k calories. I feel so fucking disgusted with myself. Still have a 6 pack though. I hope I make it through my error without gaining like 5 lbs from this. I was like 10.5% bf before this binge :(

>>57037789
I thought about getting ripped and fucking teenagers. You would prefer a wife and child instead though. Then I think what is the point I should just get shredded and kms at the peak.

>>57037767
Kinda the same but that might be another decade or so. Fml can't even go on my own terms, feel so fucking powerless

>>57038208
Less than 5 years for me I think

>>57037815
That weight is gonna show up around the weekend

>>57037820
>and fucking teenagers.
why? and how old?

>>57037764
>holiday season will be spent alone on 4chan again
This is like the 6th year in a row for me bros, just kill me now

Wake up, go to gym every now and then, play vidya (Blocklords and that new Zelda game specifically, sometimes CS2), daytrade, jack off, go to bed. Rinse and repeat. Only go out for groceries or coffee every now and then.

I'm numb.

>>57037764
why wait for your parents? do it now, no one cares about you anyway.

>>57041760
sounds cozy bro, a good way to trick the brain into thinging your being productive is to go for an hour or two of walking, when you come back home everything feels better to do, vidya, cleaning, jacking off..

try it fren.

>>57037767
I am trying this but it's torture by now.

>>57041760
you are describing an average /biz/ user.

>>57037773
shut the fuck up you dont get paid enough

>>57037764
Not many days left of this year, to start another exactly the same, but broker and sadder

>>57037789
imagine still caring about ass in this fucking economy women just want to leech, not worth it

>>57037815
I dont smoke anymore, doesnt do anything on me anymore.

>>57039260
until 17, fuck every single one of them.

>>57041760
Doest it work for you? im ripped and depressded.

>>57037764
you have to find meaning in your life, get a hobby or something that makes you happy. if you don't have anything similar, make small changes in your life, buy food at a different place, walk somewhere new. Try to be happy

>>57041760
still better than waging, unironically

>>57041760
by doing so, you will only be able to create a zombie or a joe biden supporter

>>57041833
Some people find happiness on strange places brother

>>57037764
>tfw going to be homeless at the EOM and just blew the best job offer I had
I still have $20k left but not one will rent to me without proof of income. any advice?

>>57037815
nothing that exercising and becoming a chronic masturbator won't solve in 1 couple of weeks

>>57037764
me, but Popov vodka (e.g. the absolute cheapest booze thats not a cleaner) and without the nice bedding

its really been shit lately. i convinced myself so hard that anything other than becoming a crypto millionaire was a cope, and studying is a cope, and working is a cope, giving all my money away for ungrateful pussy is cuck, but now im here in a never ending cycle, not even making more than 40k trading, ive wasted my life

>>57041802
You know there's also drugs that rise your productivity right?

>>57041914
stay a 10 days/month in homeless shelter that collects your name for the reservation. you will then be in the "system". apply regularly for transitional housing with the citys homeless agency (in SF its Tenderloin Housing Clinic). Eventually you get a permanent hotel room with free electricity etc and low rent (mine is $525/mo). Mine coins with the free electricity to pay other bills.

>>57042038
are they decent or are they full of junkies and roaches? I think I'd rather just sleep in my car if it's the latter

>>57041934

aderall is cool and all. i have about 700 15 mg pills. i still have not consumed.


productivity is a meme.


just go for a two hour walkeevery day to keeo the suicidal thoughts away

carreers are lame
being a top g is lame.

>>57037764
the only thing that gives me life are the yakuza games, I'm so desperate for yakuza 8 that it pains me to know the fact that I will buy the more expensive version just because XOR is paying for this, one life for another

>>57042081
just keep room clean and roaches go to other rooms. toilet/shower down the hall, but not a big deal if male (piss in sink). junkies yes, party all the time if you want or just keep to yourself. occasional rare fight. keep room clean and ur good. monthly "habitability" inspections.

>>57042860

>>57037767
>I am waiting for my parents to die then I rope
leaving your parents waiting in hell, you are a terrible son

wake up at 5:30, get to work at 6:30 work until 3, get home at 4, take a nap, wake up around 7pm, jerk off, doom scroll on youtube shorts twitter or something, sleep at 12 and repeat.

i dont even play video games anymore they arent fun and havent been since i was 16 and played with my highschool buddies

when does it end bros. i save money well, go to the dollar store for shopping, dont give in to doordash/eating out more than twice a month, and for what

>>57041870
how can u trade if u dont wage?

>>57041863
>get a hobby
My hobby is 4chan and waiting two weeks for my real life to start or the race war.

>>57041914
How do you blow a job offer? Fail a drug screening?

>>57037764
>That last panel

>>57041863
>get a hobby
like ppl who dont have hobbies havent been trying to their entire lives. you think we want to just slowly wither away online and in the wage cage? i would kill people to be able to enjoy a singleplayer videogame for more than 3 days. i would eat humans alive to be able to go fishing or hiking or some shit regularly
inb4 just do it bro!!
kys

bump

>>57037764
you didnt play enough guitar so you are the horrible person.

bump

>>57044072
>take nap
big mistake. Go to the gym and go to sleep early. even better if it's mma or bjj, those gyms will help you socialize. Hit up you high school buddies and ask them to show you their hobbies. I have been learning guitar with a friend from high school (we're 25 now) and it's been a breathe of fresh air. I know what you're going through, I've been there working the 3am shift, it can get better

>>57037764
I am still waging. Hour 14 now. Well, I did lift and eat.

Dude I know u gunna b like fk you but just buy a little dog with bat on BSC. Seriously I wake up and want to kill my self but when I see the little green ticker I feel better about myself and want to live

poison cereal

>>57037764
I lived this life in the past and it's unironically better than being a wage slave. Waging zaps all energy out of you, ruins your brain, gives you permanent brain rot where all you can think about is your shitty fucking job and job related things, and depletes your life source.

The worst part is, you pretty much get stuck in a loop where you always need a job forever, so you're always stressed about either losing your job or finding a new job. It's Hell on Earth. I have so many creative ideas and things I want to do in the morning and by the time I get home from work, I want to numb myself to sleep. Fuck.

>>57041760
Youre close to the dream anon.
>Stop jacking off,
>start dating girls (your libido and drive to nut will help if ur not fapping)
>get a part time coffee place job (or similar)
>marry girl, and get her pregnant

When you have kids, then you can die, but not before proving to the universe you’re worthy of leaving offspring, its like the universal and evolutionary truth

>>57041914
??
If you have no proof of income just say u have a lot of savings and pay 3 or 6 months in advance, literally nobody will say no

you're acting like you're stuck but it's your drive that's lacking. because there is something out there. rejection and defeat hurts and it's tiresome but those are the bricks that build you. just get ANY kind of occupation and stop saying "waging" and act like you're getting buttfucked by the man. grow out of it

>>57037764
>today I will stop eating like shit,hit the gym and learn some organic chemistry for fun

>>57041760
>new Zelda game
go back

>>57046277
but you need to get out of your comfort zone or else you wont impregnate a femoid and raise a replacement slave.

>>57044198
Then fucking go do it retard
Stop acting like you're chained to a radiator in someone's basement. You can go do stuff whenever you like, there is no one stopping you but your own dumb self.

What did you guys do as kids? Just sit in your room?

>>57037764
Quit smoking weed yesterday and went to the gym. I’m trying to make things better and know that porn and drugs are the root of my problems and poor life choices

>>57041833
>>57037789 never said it had to be a woman's ass

>>57044072
>>57046277
Things will never get better.

>>57037767
Pathetic, it's like you are living the life your parents want you to live

>>57047740
I married a girl and turns out she doesn't want kids and is probably infertile anyway
now what

>>57041914
rent at a campsite or buy some land to live on

Get some hope anons, even if it is delusional.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF68R61gYF8&ab_channel=OwenCook