/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57043711
>You niggas ain't gon stop me from doin' nottin'

>>57043711
I would've had the first post in this thread if I hadn't just posted in the last one. I lost all my WBD, just as they're about to merge with Paramount, which could be a great move for them

i have 100k in cash and was almost foming in an the start. what do i now that it tanked in the last minutes?

>>57043711
nice.

>>57043751
go all in at market open

Almost there.

>>57043751
already missed the entry, we'll be fully recovered tomorrow

>>57043711
That’s Mia Lee. I’ve followed her for years. I’m subbed to her Onlyfans. I’d give anything to meet her but I don’t have the balls to do something like that. Her clients are damn lucky. I’m just glad she’s showing her face now. It used to be blurred.

>>57043781
Anon you could fuck two chicks at the same time hotter than her for like $100 if you could be bothered to go somewhere cheaper. No woman on Earth is worth even a fraction of what she is charging...

Just got back from a camping trip. Why is everything down?

>>57043781
make better choices anon

>>57043810
You can fuck strangers for free.
People don't get attached to women just for sex. Men have as much weird social bullshit as women do but they grunt and talk about machinery and violence while they're doing it.

>>57043781
>I’m subbed to her Onlyfans

>Sold a call option position this morning for to readjust my portfolio
>not only did I select the wrong position, I opened a limit to close and apparently didn't put in the dollar value
Anons, double check your shit. This cost me not only my best position, but over 15k in losses.

>>57043810
Yeah I’m 30 and it’s very unlikely that I’ll ever get laid at this point. She just randomly popped up on my Twitter feed a few years back and I found her incredibly hot for some reason. She worked in finance for a decade and is a CPA, so it’s just kind of hot in a way.

>>57043811
profit taking day, also FedEx heemed

>>57043781
I´ve fucked an asian before, they are good.

Mumus, we got too cocky...

>>57043825
Shes a fucking prostitute dude.. just pay some therapist to pretend to give a shit if you are that bad up for conversation

>>57043841
>FedEx heemed
Does that happen often in December?

>>57043811
Fedex said we are going into a recession and CHINA warned US Taiwan is going to be taken back.

>>57043848
I don't pay people for much of anything (certainly not for sex or conversation) I'm just calling things the way I see them.

Why is she interesting?? Tell me now

Baggie is eating good rn . He shorted the top

More like simp street. Unless this bitch went through like 300 dicks per week, wall street fags are overpaying massively for this blown out 4/10 chink

>>57043862
>Fedex said we are going into a recession
They would know desu.

How much do you think a saudi prince must spend on each of his wives? I hear they have about 30 or more each.

>>57043868
Sexxoooooo. Booobaaaaa. Please take all my bar mitzvah money.

>>57043878
Islamic women are fucking psychos. I would pay money not to live with one.

>>57043635
>>57043671
>>57043684
lmao you fools, we're joking about what the ticker looks like, we're not speculating about what it actually is

ASMB stock ladies!

>>57043893
they don´t marry just muslims, they have just about enough wives they might marry one other and forget about her an year after.

>NEP-chan is offline

>>57043923
Didn't he get into a car wreck?

>>57043772
i don't want a entry next to 7 weeks of green. that's too risky for me.

YOU PUSH IT

I heard something about an Apple Pay and some other payment outage this morning, seeing how when Square was down SQ dumped like crazy was that the catalyst for today’s marketwide dump or was it the 20 year bond auction?

>>57043348 #
No idea, but spx hit the weekly gamma flip level at October lows and we all know what happened there

>>57043923
Seemed like an overreaction to me.

>>57043923
>>57043927
>>57043923
Its fucking OVER

>>57043927
>get in car wreck, shaken, sell everything
>go home, say "why am I being such a pussy believe in your call"
>things are working out, almost breaking 31 today, feel good
>market shits itself

Feels fucking AWFUL

>>57043927
Yeah I've been following the story. Then he went back in. Today:
>>57042815
>>57042859

hello sirs please give me stocks for fast free money thanks

I am financially ruined

>>57043974
What was his original thesis? If you're long rather than buying calls it shouldn't be an issue.

>>57043978
Damn.

Would be hilarious if it recovers overnight

They’re coming for your 0dtes

>>57043982
>his thesis
I am him.
I've posted it like 10x I can't be bothered to post it again anon, please don't take it personally. I prefer buying shares so when I make mistakes it doesn't wreck me that bad. I'll probably just buy a LEAP sometime soon and write it off for 12 months.

>>57043998
Obviously the solution is to have hourly expiring options.

>>57043781
fuck off simp

>>57043974
Hope everything works itself out with the accident dude.

>>57043993
>Would be hilarious if it recovers overnight

Would be ideal because I bought last minute calls like a fucking retard

>>57044020
For the record I bought NEP shares last week (I think, that or Monday.)
I really do believe in you. I didn't put a ton in but I've made a surprising amount of money off things people here suggested.

>>57043980
SAVE It's going up to $30 apparently. Be sure to post here every day it doesn't.

>>57043998
thats what the chick on bloomberg tv said as well, dont recall who she had spoken with but it was some fund manager and was quoting him
0dte options + technical analysis as there were no news that they had received to the close of us trading hours
from the technical analysis point of view they brought up the RSI on S&P 500 hitting over 80 but i did not see in what timeframe they had their charts
looking at my charts daily S&P 500 RSI being this high this year happened in the middle of june which triggered a pull back

>>57043711
Ok quick question. If a stock I hold makes 10 dollar profit, wouldn't it be wise to cash in on those 10 dollars while selling the minimum amount of shares, and then reimbursing those 10 bucks into another stock? What's that strategy called?

>>57044020
:(

>>57044039
Yeah but its complicated for me.
I'm paying for my masters degree via stocks. My cost of living, my rent, my food. Every trade has to be perfect. I live in a shithole apartment with a shitty car (wrecked). All my money is in my fidelity account.
I have enough to finish the degree now. I just need to make it to summer, graduate with my masters in econ, and then I'll be golden. I want to have enough to do an instant down payment on a house and get out of the rat race.

I've been posting and investing really schizo lately and I think its because I'm unable to stay objective. The stress is also starting to affect my health. God damn man.

>>57043980
Intel

>>57044086
I'm unemployed and living off this too. I have plans if I can't make rent though and I think that helps me keep a level head.

>>57043811
civil war on horizon

>>57044063
in june the pullback also started on a quad witching day and the first 3 days of it brought SPY down about $8 which almost matches what we got today in 2 hours
someone chose violence, for whatever reason, and the market got bend over

>>57044032
Not a simp. Just lonely.

>>57044111
Somebody didn't get the memo that we are supposed to dump in mid January NOT December.

>>57044129
This

>>57044067
You generally want to let your winners ride instead of reaping profit too early. The other stock you rolled your profit into may not be as good.

Is KO going out of business?

>>57044107
Really? 2021 felt way worse. Is there any data on this?

>>57044094
>Intel
Their latest product is a flop anon.

just being curious, how many of you are virgins?

>>57044154
13%

>>57044136
You keep posting this in almost every thread
It's making me suspicious. Do you know something we don't?

>>57044134
I see. But if you're seeing a stock that jumps around too often wouldn't it be better to reap the profits of one day without actually selling it all? MSTR is just teasing me at this point.

>>57044154
I am. 30 years old. It didn’t bother me much for years. It just started bothering me again because 30 is a milestone age. I doubt it will ever happen at this point. It keeps me up at night sometimes.

>>57044154
31 yo virgin here. I take the brahmacharia vow everyday

>>57044160
Buffet-sama longs to join Munger-dono in the final fight against the bogs. The will of KO reflects that.

>>57044150
They didn't take a massive hit today. They're strong, at least for a short while

>>57044166
What's holding you back? Do you have bad hygiene? Are you an asshole?

>>57044154
ew, we cant have virgins on my smg

>>57044215
No. I’m pretty clean. I just keep to myself. I’m a shut-in and don’t have any friends. I never had any opportunities while in school. I work remotely for the most part. 30 is just too late to change now.

>>57044165
That works. I'm not a TA believer but setting some stops on the way down around points of resistance is not the worst strategy. It mostly depends on your goals for the position. Just bear in mind that holding over longer periods of time is way less work and tends to out perform over complicated swinging strategies.

>>57044086
thats too risky imo. too much pressure on trading

Is forex trading really a zero sum?

>>57044166
>>57044174
Fellow wizards

>>57044166
>>57044174
whats stopping you from hiring an escort for a night to get it over with? they're cleaner and you would spend almost the same amount if you were dating a girl

>>57044086
Man I could be you...

>>57044241
That too, it just depends what one aspires to. Thanks for your time, anon. Hopefully MSTR and mara moon soon enough (and Intel too) kek

>>57044241
THAT GRAPH HAS GAPS OH MY GOD THE GAPS
ALGOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING FILL THE GAPS HOLY FUCK ALGOS THERE IS A GAP IM GAPPING IM GONNA FILL THE GAPS SAVE ME QUANT SAMAS

>>57044260
isnt all trading on the stock market a zero sum game ?

>>57044266
I'm not interested in sex. I'm committed to the monk life.

>>57044266
Many reasons. Most good escorts require A LOT of personal information for screening. I don’t want to worry about getting blackmailed one day. Most of them also have herpes because condoms don’t protect against that. I’m also concerned about morality. I don’t think most women would choose that profession unless they had to. I wouldn’t want to contribute to someone’s misery.

>>57044260
>Is forex trading really a zero sum?
It's too unpredictable to trade. The amount of volume is just too insane, and events need to be super large scale to affect the currency in a meaningful way, like literal once in a decade stuff.

>>57044260
english people like forex trading

>>57044272
Good luck! I figured out about miners/BTC too late so I'm sitting that one out. Hope it keeps running up for ya'.

>>57044139
Well Colorado disqualified Trump from running for President yesterday afternoon/evening.
this means next year will likely be rife with political infighting and instability

>>57044286
>>57044299
I think you anons should be more selfish once in a while

>>57044320
Thanks! You too, brother <3

>>57044313
> too unpredictable to trade
George Soros somehow became a billionaire through it though

>>57044128
Sorry to hear that anon. There's better ways to escape your loneliness though. Fake connections like that will only hurt you more in the long run, better to work on real relationships with people.

>>57044154
n-not me.
What kind of a looser would ponder orbs and achieve gains rather than pursue hot female elves?

>>57044283
i don´t believe that trading is a zero sum game, without it, there would be places in the world where the economic output would be 1/100 of what it is now, because different regions have their own resources and they can complement one another.

>>57044313
we are not short in happenings nowadays, i'm only 26 and i´ve seen enough shit already.

>>57044319
my idea (after one singular day of research) on european currencies is that they are good, in the sense the euro and the swiss franc will regularly have a positive trade balance, not so certain about the UK, but it has one crippling issue which is the reliance on the energy imports

>>57044328
Nah nah. There's nothing better than meditating and reaching jhana. It's difficult to achieve the path being a "normal" person though... So my hope is to make it with stonks and be able to retire to continue the path, which is very real. I found crazy things on 4chan, maybe I'll find the key to financial emancipation here as well

What are some dogshit, awfully run, cash bleeding or otherwise overvalued stocks. Stocks to short sell. Tell me. Bhenchodes.

>>57044340
>George Soros somehow became a billionaire through it
Back then things were different, that was the 80s mind you

>>57043711
Watching Financial Audit with a tranny with 69k debt. This shit is fucking great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKM9uVpPmDk

Uhhh guys, I stopped coming here cause I thought we were finally in a new bull market and that we were all nice and complacent. What happened at 2:00 today that caused everything to spiral out of control like this?

>>57044354
>i'm only 26 and i´ve seen enough shit already.
Oh yeah? Name 3 things that significantly moved exchange rates with an obvious causality

>>57044374
Erdogan being a retard

>>57044086
You're kind of dumb for doing this ngl, but you do you. I hope you actually are doing legit L/S DCF and not just swing trading like a monkey on technicals.

>>57044374
Covid
2008 crash
Dotcom

>>57044154
34 year old virgin. Though I'm sure I'll lose it any day now.

>>57044022
Holy kek this is an underrated post

Just sold all my SAVE. I can’t take another day of crabbing when everything else goes up 10% daily

>>57044350
Yeah I just hope one day I can get close with a woman. I just want to see what it’s like. I try to distract myself but it’s been bad lately since it’s Christmas and all. I need to become an adult and life on my own.

>>57044374
Brexit
BoJ retardation
Yurotards shorting the dollar but being wrong about it getting weak

>>57044374
>exchange rates

2008 crisis
Russia no longer selling oil to europe
Brexit

>>57044363
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds
Short anything offering new bond issues at a high yield. NINE has made me big loads. The corpo bond market matters bigly now.

>>57044386
The problem with hyperinflation art countries is that nobody will buy back your shorts
>>57044398
None of these things had an effect on exchange rates
>>57044407
Breit is the first one that's legit
>Yuri shorting the dollar
Didn't happen, it was a mismatch in rates because the US raised them faster

>>57044166
>>57044174
>>57044399
What the fuck you guys. Seriously. What. The. Fuck. Being a Wizard was a meme in 06 on b to motivate bastards to get offline and talk to woman. Did you know all young woman have on their mind is sex? Did you know that all young-mid 20s are looking for an older guy to settle down with and start a family? Did you know that you gotta initiate a conversation with a stranger for this to happen?! Fuck you guys. Lower your standards and don’t come back until you’ve talked to a woman you are not related to.

>>57044434
the 2008 crisis had an effect on the euro to the usd exchange rate, each euro was at around 1.50 usd but the eurozone never recovered its momentum since then

>>57044430
>Short anything offering new bond issues at a high yield.
> NINE has made me big loads. The corpo bond market matters bigly now.
I cannot into understanding the American bond markets too well....what is "NINE"?
Why do you think the corpo bond market matters a lot rn?

>>57044369

26 years old, balding, khv. i will NEVER have sex and you cannot make me.

>>57044451
I don’t have high standards. I’m just a shut in and literally have zero friends. I’m not trying to feel sorry for myself, but I can’t really change my situation now.

>>57044461
Anon, that was BEFORE the crisis. Kek, stuff like this is exactly what I mean

>>57044451
Basically at like 20 I had never had a gf and accepted that I would never had sex. I view having sex like you would view the ability to fly. Like if someone told you hey wouldn't it be awesome if you could fly? Yeah it would be cool, but I can't, so day to day I don't think about it and I'm not depressed I can't. That is how I've viewed sex for the last 14 years. Like yeah it would be cool to have, but I'll never have it, so I'm not depressed from it. I have what I consider a normal sex drive and jerk off regularly. But I've known for 14 years that I will never have sex so it's something I've accepted and doesn't really concern me.

>spy already recovered $1 after market
just 7 more to go

>>57044451
I learned that from anime, but I guess the subbers got it from /b/.

>>57044321
Oh wow.
Maybe you're right.

>>57044502
This perfectly sums up how I feel too.

>>57044220
Any body count other than exactly one is mental illness.

Another laid back day. Bought a bigger computer case and a drive mod adapter to expand my server's storage down the road. Fit 2 SSDs and 12 3.5 HDD in it. Case and adapter $100 w/free shipping. Went to hardees for lunch. The girl working the drive thru window was hot. Blonde hair, grayish eyes, not a tattoo or piercing in site. Rest of the body didn't look bad either (I had to pull up and wait for them to get the fries done; I watched her via the car mirror as she brought the food out to me). If I wasn't married I'd seriously try to hook up with her.

>>57044451
>Did you know all young woman have on their mind is sex?
yeah, but not with me

>>57044493
i was like 11 back then, it must have Obama´s first term. obviously at the time i didnt take notice of everything

>>57044451
>Being a Wizard was a meme in 06 on b to motivate bastards to get offline and talk to woman.
nietzsche, thus spoke zarathustra, the masses mistakenly embracing degeneracy instead of being repulsed by it, etc.

>>57044521
>11 back then, it must have Obama´s first term.
I was about to yell at you for being a zoomer but then I realized I was only like 14.

>>57044515
Good for you KO boomer. Everyone gives you shit, but it sounds like like you really have a good life
For the rest of us, it's going to be a sad, lonely Christmas

>>57044544
Speak for yourself. My calendar's so booked I'm thinking about updating the program that renders it.

So since you´re talking about bitches, what does it even matter if you arent a right place? First advice you should be giving someone is to get their shit together. No point in getting laid or sharing a life with someone if you´re still going to end up felling empty it the end.

>>57044542
so what did make the euro drop down?

>pic related

hahahahhahahahaha ah yes lets have a bigger GFC than 2008 and 2000 combined lmao

>>57044475
Ratings and corpo yields matter a ton now that ZIRP is dead for the time being. Why would I buy a corporate bond that has a worse rating and lower yield than a US treasury? Shitcos that have been funded by rolling their debt constantly are against the wall since they can't afford to roll at these yields. Look for the issue amount as a % of their market cap and what the yield is in relation to the FFR (it is called the "risk free rate" for a reason).
My example was NINE, an energy company. They issued 300M of junk bonds in January were down 11% within the week. -40% a month later.

i don't get it, bros
why is the stock market breaking records? i thought the economy was going to collapse any day now?

>>57044571
I'd guess the expected bump in production from mass migration that never materialized but you'll probably call me a chud for saying that.

why is this thread filled with sob stories? discuss stocks or fuck off

>>57044584
Hang on.
So you can get an account/loan now without following KYC?

>>57044544
Yeah I can't complain. Hard work,luck and a bit of uh brains got me to where I am now. Aside; Reading where informal talks of Paramount and Warner doing a merger happened over lunch between the CEO's. Course if said merger does turn out to be true it can't happen till April 2024 due to how the Warner-Discovery merger was worked out. https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/20/media/warner-bros-discovery-paramount-merger/index.html

>>57044595
No that's not until spring/summer next year. We should go parabolic until then (sans a few minor bumps.)

women are out of control. that whore should be killed. the jews who promote anti family meda and banking and law should be killed, holy war now

>>57044600
no, i think there as a cause-effect there. it never materialized because the EU started over regulating everything after the 2008 crash

>>57044502
I feel like a big part of the reason I've been able to have sex with lots of different women is because I never thought like this.

>almost entire us stock market takes a beating all together
>LLAP did not
LLAP bros, what is this strenght

>>57044313
>and events need to be super large scale to affect the currency in a meaningful way, like literal once in a decade stuff.
IT'S CALLED TRADING SMALL MOVES USING LEVERAGE
>inb4 leverage bad

>>57044154
Sadly, no. I know of women.

I think I will go to FAT for dinner tonight. My credit card is doing a bonus where I get extra rewards points... so it makes sense financially I think, idk. I ran the numbers once on how many a dollar on a bonus transaction would get me back in terms of dollars of rewards, but I forget what the result was.

>>57044654
>IT'S CALLED TRADING SMALL MOVES USING LEVERAGE
Literally impossible to predict small moves in forex. Have fun gambling tho anon

The only company that really took a beating i´m aware off was Farfetch, the rest of the entire stock market must be 10 to 20% ytd.

>>57044648
>It has options

Honestly though in order to get laid by a girl you have to treat the whole "getting to know you, blah,blah blah" stage as one big joke. As in you don't give a fuck if things work out or not. You still act you know like you got manners and all but far as getting all hyped about it? Nope. Treat it like a normal daily thing. If things lead to fucking,hey great. If not? Oh well, not like she was the last girl on the planet. (although anymore the number of "normal" girls is shrinking by the day it seems like)

>Self-Checkout Kiosks At 4,500 Walmarts Now Offer 'Buy Now, Pay Later' Loans For Basic Items

hahahahahahahahahhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bring on the greatest depression!

>>57044680
>zooming out to ytd
you are correct anon but that is not as much fun as doom posting after a 1% down day

>>57044698
IMO there's two ways you can go:
a) the lets see how many strangers I can fuck way
b) the lets find someone to have a family with way

Your idea works well for a and not b. Most women aren't worth what it takes for b to work though.

>>57044705
they should be worried, it think it´is still due for a prolonged correction over the rest of the year.

>>57044704
How does this work? Do they prompt for your SSN (or whatever Mexicans have)

It's literally over tomorrow, isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss

>>57044727
you are finally right

>>57044727
Yeah bro, totally (SPY 5000 eoy)

LLAP MOONING OH MY GOD

>>57044771
FUCK I JUST PUT IN MY CALL ORDER WHY CAN'T IT WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.

>>57044727
Lol
>futures
We're pumping tomorrow and recovering all the way. New ATH by EOY. We're all getting rich, get on the bandwagon daily sad wojak poster.
https://youtu.be/D-WyRplkkE8

>>57044606
Kek what a bloodbath. Cigna Panasonic and Conoco closed green.

>>57044086
>I'm paying for my masters degree via stocks.

>>57044104
>I'm unemployed and living off this too

>>57044789
The whole post y2k US is a bubble.

I told you all to buy SVOL. Absolute best way to have beta exposure right now with the present volatility curve

>>57044789

>>57044606
Shut up satan, prince of this world.

>>57044154
i haven't had sex since 2012 so i'm a reconstituted virgin since not a single cell in my body remains from there and what's left are only imprints of memories

>>57044632
I've considered throwing bricks up while laying down to see if some of them could reset my brain.

>>57044727
In 7th grade, we had announcements in the morning (year 2002) and it was like news read by students. And they once accidentally played this song un cucked and he said nigga or fuck or faggot or whatever in the song and everyone in the class started clapping and all the teachers got mad. This was in 2002 so all teachers were still white, and thus had morals.

>>57044129
If you say we dump in mid January, I say why not late December? If you say we dump in late December, I say why not today?

housing continues its trek into la la land

>>57044789
I've been paying for my education with stocks since my start anon, almost 6 years ago.
From GME, to PLTR, to SIGA, to SOXL, to Oil, to PODD, and now I'm here.

>>57044875
There's no one to one/onto mapping of mortgage rates to house prices like everyone says there is. It's part of this dynamical system.

>>57044788
How'd the White Trash portfolio do today overall?

How high will LLAP go

>>57044764
>SPY 5000
>SPY
>5000

>>57044782
I'm not the original daily sad wojak poster. I just liked his gimmick and want to keep the tradition going.

Hope you make it though, trance DJ.

Why can stocks trade after hours but I can't buy or sell until opening time

>>57043711
Imagine being an Asian whore and trying to make it after Asa Akira already exists and had done everything.

>>57044914
-1.46%

>>57044808
I already get beta exposure from reading your posts. Boom roasted.

>>57044704
The biggest issue with these is the CONSUMER is responsible for keeping track of them

There is no “credit limit” like a bank might impose on a card

You can open 15 of these loans at the same time at Walmart, Target, Amazon, Lowe’s, Sephora…you can imagine how fucked shit will get for the normies.

>>57044956
Get a real account.

>>57044976
How do they collect?
What's to stop me from driving to the next town over and using this and then just never going back?

>>57044956
You can, just specify an Extended Hours order with your broker. Hell, even Robinhood dopes have their 24/5 back alley market.

All the world's missing is after hours options trading.

>>57044969
Damn. Matching SPY on this drawdown isn't the worst thing though.

>>57044720
yes they are tracked by ssn.

Which sounds like easy money for hackers because of how shitty security is for retail.

>>57044940
>SPY 5000
You heard the man.

>>57044997
>We're back to the old timey ways of people skipping town and changing names to avoid debts
Affirm posses when?

>>57044998
>All the world's missing is after hours options trading.
Listen.

>>57044998
I’m too stupid to do options and knowing I’m stupid makes me pretty conservative at least by /smg/ standards.

im loading on this shit just to be an nvidia contrarian

>>57045018
Yeah but you can effectively trade them anyway: multiply your option's delta by 100 and buy/short that many shares after hours.

>>57044764
>SPY 5000

>>57045018
>not wanting to get rug pulled holding options on no volume while you sleep

Uhh bros.. should I dump all of my nvda stocks? I'm still up like 5%

>>57045023
Options are easy, just paper trade them a bit to get a feel for them. Don't fuck up like I did and you can make good money with little trades and minimal risk (assuming you don't trade into infinite risk).

As democracy falls apart in the USA and in Poland, how will stocks react? Will private corporations continue to be profitable in a fascist state?

King Charles and the Westminister form of government remains the only stable and effective form of governance. Sell USD, move to UK and Canada investments.

>>57044154
53 year old virgin here

>how it feels to own LLAP

>>57044853
>most intelligent man who ever lived
>converted to Catholicism
based.

>>57043711
Absolutely pathetic. Imagine giving a cent to a human female.

>>57045092
How high we going fellow astronaut?

>>57045092
>>57045142
interesting, but I'm waiting for a company that will start asteroid mining

>>57045121
>human female
so just ai(female)?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1703088775839021.webm

shes a spy lol

>>57045142
10 minimum

>>57043711
ironically, if prostitution were legal then it would be much easier for incels or even just normal single men to get laid, and this would mean that for a woman to actually earn commitment or marriage from a man she would have to show that her presence will drastically improve his life in far more ways than just sex. legalizing and normalizing prostitution would be the end of feminism in america and a whiplash-fast return to traditional gender roles and femininity in our women.

it's spiking in after-hours ...
on second thought after looking at its fundamentals I'm in, but that'll have to wait for 9:30am tomorrow

>>57045077
>King Charles and the Westminister form of government remains the only stable and effective form of governance.
The jeets have taken practically the whole southern half of the island. The Goddamned PM is a jeet.

>>57045204
Hopefully

>>57045077
>Canada
You have no idea how many literal niggers they've flown into Northern Ontario. I didn't think it was even possible.

>>57045106

Only when he was dying.

>>57045224
Well yes there are problems, similar to those in all Western countries. However I believe the Westminster system will be more resilient against shocks like major demographic changes, whereas nations like the USA will collapse in orgies of violence.
Given UK's independence from the EU it will also be shielded from some of the risks facing that market

>>57045150
>lands on a strange asteroid
>"what they hell you think you doin'?
>"going to saturn"
>"this here trade lane don't go to saturn, you've done taking a wrong turn"
>"where does it go then?"
>"Boy you are lost ain't ya? We require you haul some ass in these rocks. Now git up there, git"

>>57045219
Maybe but just because its illegal doesnt mean it is uncommon.

>>57045262
Monarchies are justified by nations. Without the nation a monarch makes no sense. Those kinds of governments are the *least* resilient to demographic changes.

It's obvious that if they leave me in Antarctica, it's because they're going to keep doing exactly what they've been doing.

>>57045284
Not to turn this into philosophical polemics, but a monarch is a symbol of unity and a clear figure wherein authority lies. Many of his decisions are not even justiciable, such as dissolving Parliament. It's a guarantee of good government and a last resort/protection against fascists, communists, and all who would interfere with our free markets and traditions

Westminster Governments are also more stable (due to first-past-the-post), but also more diverse (multi-party system, due to one riding-one representative), and less capable of manipulative demagoguery (unelected Senate)

>>57043781
I mean, she's kind of hot, but eh. Nothing outrageous like her price tag. I've fucked hotter for free. "Most interesting" this bitches over inflated ego makes her even less attractive. So what you're a literal mid whore. Wild you guys are really willing to pay big bucks for that, you must be button fucking ugly lovers with no game and not a drop of testosterone in your body

>>57045262
>>57045077
>cant protect its borders
>cant protect its citizens
>can protect trannies
>practically illegal to even fly the union jack(god forbid the saint georges cross)
>is basically on the verge of collapse
>taxes are insane
>property values are insane
>can't say shit
>ect ect.
Yeah, no thanks. England is a silly place.

>>57043711
She's a dominatrix and they pay her for her silence.

>>57045319
I'd argue that's more of an emperor than a monarch.
Except with Cromwell but desu the English are pretty unique with tolerating those sorts of things. I don't think it generalizes to other groups.

i hate premarital sex so much it's unreal

Let’s say, hypothetically, you bought a 1dte $468 spy call at eod and spy opens at $466. Do you immediately sell at a loss or hope for a squeeze?

Personally I think I overpaid at $135 a contract

>>57044667
Followup: the burger was good. I might buy FAT shares now

>>57045365
>1dte spy call at eod
ishygddt

>>57045243
>only when he had to make the final bet for his soul

>>57045391
God damn I love von Neumann.
I've taught every one of my exs to program searching for a female version of him.

>>57045377
What other burger joint would you compare them too? Burger looks like In-n-out, how is the rest of their menu?

Hit a new PR on benchpress tonight. I dunno if it was the addrenaline from my stock portfolio ripping today or if it was the little zoomer girls tight ass in the squat rack besides me. Either way life is good

Futures (Bitcoin) is looking really barty like it's about to dump. Tomorrow is probably gonna be red as fuck I don't think anyone is slurping this.

Stock Market had quite a dump today, could that sell pressure spill to the crypto market and we have a considerable dump overnight as well?

>>57044782
Nice rally you had there anon… too bad something happened to it…

>>57045410
In terms of vibe, it's comparable to Five Guys and Shake Shack (SHAK). It's burgers, fries, shakes. The FAT burger was very big though, and there were even two larger sizes available as well. Flavor was good too. It was less greasy than Five Guys, but mine had a lot of sauce which was kinda messy. I like that they have 3 types of cheese to choose from. Fries were good too, though I prefer the SHAK crinkle cut fries (I fucking hate the Five Guys fries).
Also, FAT the holding company owns like a dozen other fast casual brands too.

Feels like Q1 2024 will be when the whole market bubble bursts, just like 2020 and 2000. My bet is March will be the beginning of the giga dumping.

>>57045422
uh qrd on that webm?

Where is the BABA anon. his post about baba crashing always makes me laugh.

RIP munger. Bagholding BABA till death.

>>57045474
>qrd
Have you not seen poledancing?

>Panama canal, Strait of Bab el-Mandeb, and Strait of Malacca all cock blocked

whew lad, prices of all goods is gonna moon straight up huh?

test

>>57045495
Why Panama?

>57043898
Literally a trannyposter given how this shit performs lmao, might as well start larping as that faggot RKG
S

>>57044667
>>57045377
What the actual fuck is Fatburger
>>57045453
If it's comparable to Five Gays and Shake Shack then it's more on the expensive side, right? Five Gays has by far the best burgers in the market imo but their shit is exorbitant

>>57045487
never with a 300lb+ fat girl no

>>57045501
drought reduced water levels so much

>>57045453
I like how the cashier always goes
>fat
for each patty you order. Sadly there's no fatburgers near where I live.

>>57045507
It's a fast casual burger place; basically a tier above fast food. Yes, it's overpriced as well. I don't remmeber how much it cost last time I went to Five Guys, but I think FAT was slightly cheaper... Factor in the better fries (they make steak fries) and I think I prefer it. Though I do prefer Five Guys burgers... so who knows.
I honestly only ever get takeout like this when my credit card is offering bonus points.

Impostor stole my image wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUGIocJK9Tc

>>57043923
What does NEP even do? I’ve held NEE for a few years now and I always thought NEP was just a clean energy spin-off of nee. Why do people think it’s poised to run

>>57045534
>It's a fast casual burger place; basically a tier above fast food.
A large meal at McDonalds is as much as a cheap meal at Cooper's Hawk these days. Are you sure there's room in between?

>>57043835
The other day I sold 300$ worth of VZ instead of buying. Worked out because stock went down before I realized it the next day.

>>57044648
You seeing the after hours prices?
Looking good for tomorrow.

What the fuck happened today?

>>57045534
I really like Five Gays fries (don't really like steak fries as much). I really like Five Gays burgers too, but that shit is literally over $20 for a burger with fries.
Does Fatburger cook their burgers thin with a nice sear (maillard reaction) like In N Out or do they like big thick burgers that are pink inside

>>57045542
What the fuck is Cooper's Hawk?
>>57045549
The burger was a bit thicker, but also just bigger. A larger radius.

>>57045546
You ever know anyone who just randomly slaps you in the nuts?

>>57045476
BABA bros...

>>57045092
I want to rub it in my co workers faces tomorrow. Oh please, sweet vindication, take me away.

>>57045422
Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR9msTsmpZs

>>57045556
I had a retarded cousin that would try to do that. Don't see him much anymore.

>>57045555
It's like Mcdonalds but with wine and it's a subscription.
You still have to go in person though.

>>57045566
A subscription to burgers?

>>57045575
I'm pretty sure you can only use it for the wine but they might let you get food with it if you ask nicely.

>>57045544
Yeah, but I went from almost +20k from the sale to -15k. That swing is the size of my initial position. Just sucks, being distracted cost me almost 35k today. .

>>57045590
Now I'm even more confused, but it's fine. I think this conversation has run its course.

I forgot to post this but

LMAO FUCK BULLS YA'LL REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A NEW PARADIGM GET PSYCH'D LOSERS I TOLD YOU IT DUMPS IN DECEMBER

>Warner Bros, $WBD, in talks to merge with Paramount, $PARA, per Axios

Should I cancel my paramount plus and Max subscriptions right now?

>>57045600
It's going to pump going into next year.

Milkbreaths. It is very apparent to me that LLAP is a pump and dump scam. Like TTOO that was shilled on here months ago. Lol.
You won't listen.

>>57043751
I saw your retarded post before you should wait a week or two because it was rejected at the two year resistance and will go down like 1000 points and then recover.

Just like it did last year.

But anyway never listen to dumb bulls (who are from reddit) and think that the market will just magically go up forever.

>>57045604
I'd do that and short both of them. Doubt this will go through, and both of them are probably losing their asses on streaming like everyone else.

>>57045607
Long or short SAVE?

>>57045606
Genuinely whenever the market gets HEEMED and I see posts like this I wonder if the people are just extremely delusional, newfaggots who weren't here for the september heeming or the July heeming or the may heeming or last february's heeming or last december's heeming, or if it's just good old bait. It's hard to know with all the actual subhumans who marry their bags and bleat "you can't time the market" when that's bullshit Buffett only spread because it keeps idiots hodling while he dumps on their dumb asses.

>>57045607
>Milkbreaths
Time for a new Skyrim playthrough

>>57045619
idk bro but i guess the general rule is to always short airlines on every pop lol

I have this urge to buy A FUCKTON OF SOXL CALLS TOMORROW

>>57045604
Just short them both. Remember that WBD itself was a result of a spinoff/merger with Discovery. Look how well that turned out.
Simply put, streaming is a shit business. Massive capital expense to produce continuous stream of content, always a gamble whether anyone even likes the shit being churned out, nothing stopping users from just leaving/rejoining at a whim to binge everything in a single month or two.

>>57044363
Check out WING

>>57045604
WBD is toxic shit, way too much debt.

people aren't falling for the Taiwan fud again right

>>57045001
>SPY 5000
Way too bearish. SPY 8000 EOY 2024

>>57045644
>netflix getting high again
I guess people would rather pay 30$ a month than not watch great British bake off

>>57045650
Lol.
The Lemon Pepper.

THe Mango Habanero.

He doesn't know.

That I'm the one.

Who told him.

About.

The Chicken Wing company.

>>57045643
>SOXL CALLS
>retard

>>57045666
wew thanks satan.

>>57045643
dangerously based

>>57045668
It's up 50% though. Time for fresh DD and another tranch.

>>57045668
Tell me. The dark tigers in the night. The pools of tigers. Will sava be saved, or tigered.

>>57045546
Overbought shake out

MARA pomp or domp tomorrow?

>>57045556
I did in elementary school

A self-professed psychopath, according to Business Insider, Lee also competes in mixed martial arts and has a love for luxury items such as high-end cars, expensive liquor and imported cigars.

“I have traveled to over 60 countries, speak four languages, and have a slew of ‘tomboy’ hobbies like competitive shooting and racing,” she said.

She readily admits that her psychopathic tendencies enable her to shut off any empathy — which means she can focus on maximizing her time and money-earning hours while enjoying herself.

Lee also spends significant sums of money to maintain her appearance — including reportedly $10,000 for removal of all of her body hair, $100 every three weeks for eyelash extensions and $3,900 for miraDry, a sweat-eliminating treatment that mitigates the need for constant showering.

>>57045685
POOOOOOOOOOOMP

>>57045683
ex-div on those worthless warrants tomorrow. Probably gonna crash 30%.

>>57045682
The borrow on WING shares is literally 0.1% or lower. It's not a risky stock, every overvaleud growth company is up recently because le jpow le meme le guy
>>57045683
SAVA is going to get Hidden Tiger'd pretty hard. Weird distributions/splits/rights offerings are typical tactics shady companies use to try and ward off the relentless selling and drum up support from the meme retail crowd that doesn't understand a warrant is merely the right to pay more money and fund another year of their grift. Anything to distract from the actual potential of SAVA's dumbass business and their failing drug.

>>57045692
I guess it shouldn't be surprising that someone has really min/maxed the whore thing.

>SPY/QQQ/Mag7 up after hours
we're gapping up in the morning boys

>>57045710
Isn't ex-div for SAVA warrants on December 22? or is it tmrw?

>>57045631
Altmer lives matter
CHIM

>>57045719
22nd is record date. I could be wrong. T+2 Settlement should require holding shares today.

>>57045717
Looks like it.

>>57045692
>$3,900 for miraDry, a sweat-eliminating treatment that mitigates the need for constant showering.
How often is this treatment? She's really baiting a bunch of faggots that get off on other men's pheromones if this is the case and just jumping from john to john.
Over under on STDs?

>>57045731
So you expect SAVA to crash tomorrow because warrantholders will exercise warrants en masse?

>>57045751
I'm certain that as usual the brand is more important than the reality.

>>57045770
>>57045770

>>57045667
the quintessential example of shitty tech stock with zero dividends and an unpredictable business. In Poland it just spams leftist lgbt content all the time to brainwash the plebs

>>57043844
I heard they have sideways pussies with teeth is it true?

>>57044237
You can make it bro. Man this makes me sad. Cause I know you’re white and you should be happy.

>>57044154
40 and married with 3 kids that are mine. I've had about a dozen women, about half are good looking 7's, but I also slept with 3 goblinas that were literally 1's and a 2. For the record, I'm 5'7", 133lbs. It isn't easy.... You have to be charming and meet the right girls. Got turned down many times. Get very few looks. But it's all good now. And yes, my wife is Filipina, but I do actually think people should stick to their race if they can.