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Where are the slurpers?!?!?!

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fletcher
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Shorting Samuels
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Previous
https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/57041325#bottom

>> No.57042539

Is this not an event to stay really liquid for? Banning a former president from the ballot??

>> No.57042543
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57042543

100k cash gang reporting in!

>> No.57042544

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57042547
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57042547

SIRS
my conservative portfolio of 100% XXXX is not looking good...

>> No.57042551

this dump is real. do not slurp. go short.

>> No.57042555

MUMU EMERGENCY MAYDAY MAYDAY WHY THE FUCK IS LINE GOING DOWN

>> No.57042559
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57042559

I am the smartest man alive.

>> No.57042561

Bros why the fuck is the market shitting right now? What news caused it to happen?

>> No.57042565

>>57042359
We're unironically the most boomer.

>> No.57042564

JOE YOU'RE LOSING A LOT MONEY RIGHT NOW AREN'T YOU BIDEN

>> No.57042566

I am genuinely seething. nobody told me the number could also go DOWN

>> No.57042567
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57042567

I have been shilling TMF for weeks...

>> No.57042568
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57042568

reminder that we are barely red on the weekly only

>> No.57042569

>>57042539
Not when the former president is literally Hitler.

>> No.57042572
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57042572

We need a stronger champion to defeat the red ones

>> No.57042576
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>> No.57042582
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3:45 wait for it.

>> No.57042586
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57042586

Who is doing this?
And THIS time of the year?!
DO THEY NOT BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS!?!?

>> No.57042590

Fuck I knew with that stupid fucking colorado ruling it was going to be red today, then today came and I stayed in everything.

>> No.57042591

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-ed6UeDp1ek&pp=ygUNTGV0IGl0IGhhcHBlbg%3D%3D

>> No.57042596

>>57042539
he isn't banned until SCOTUS says he's banned and SCOTUS is controlled by 6 conservative justices

>> No.57042597

>>57042568
this pic but it is a bobo gloating he was right all along

>> No.57042598

>these levels 2 years ago: EVERYTHING BUBBLE
>these levels now:

ALMONDS

>> No.57042599

In addition to Mumu the bull and Bobo the bear, can I suggest Faggot the pig?

>> No.57042601
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>> No.57042604
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57042604

China warned they are going to take over Taiwan.
It's over.

>> No.57042605

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>> No.57042606

CLOSE THE MARKET ALREADY FOR GOODNESS SAKE

>> No.57042610

Also fedex crashed 10% because the recession is here or soon approaching..

>> No.57042616

Glowies post positions. I liquidated all of my U.S. stocks at around 10 a.m. today.

How did you do, glowies? Are you losing a lot of money?

Post positions, glowies.

>> No.57042618

>migamutts think their chief migamutt is why a market that just did a double top and has all other possible bearish indicators is crashing
Fucking state of this dumbfuck general.

>> No.57042622

>>57042604
Was this the final 'final warning?'

>> No.57042624
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57042624

Alright watch

>> No.57042628

>>57042555
>>57042561
Colorado banned Trump from running for President, raising the risks of civil war and instability

>> No.57042629

UPDATE: $NVDA 1-hour GONOGO is flashing NOGO! THIS IS IT! WE ABOUT TO GO FULL BEAR MODE!!!

>> No.57042636

Oh and also, glowies, of course the market can't just rally forever on bad news. Take your meds, retards. You have only your greed and conspiratorial irrationality to blame for your losses.
And post positions.

>> No.57042641

holy fuck my xom is down 1% i'm going to fucking kill myself

>> No.57042647

>>57042606
Circuit breakers have been turned off. Thank you for your business.

>> No.57042653
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57042653

War is bullish

>> No.57042654

>>57042629
Baggot did you pay for this gonogo shit?
At least post the fucking NVDA chart you're talking about.

>> No.57042655
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57042655

I all ined TQQQ the day of the October bottom and sold the last of it at market open today. And had the cursor over the VXX button. You can't time the market, they said. (I'm still down over 10% after my first year of investing, but I've learnt my lesson and will be cashing out my degenerate gambling account... for now.)

>> No.57042656

>>57042628
kek imagine if red states banned Biden from their ballots

>> No.57042658

>>57042618
>1 anon says a thing with no source
whole general clearly agrees.

>> No.57042659

>>57042628
>this is what magaboomers actually believe

>> No.57042667

>>57042616
dude there are no feds in biz threads. theres like 50 people on /biz/

>> No.57042673

>>57042658
See the last thread, bitch. It was more than 1 anon, it was like 15.

>> No.57042677
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57042677

NEVER AGAIN
IS WHAT YOU SWORE
THE TIME BEFORE

>> No.57042678

>>57042653
Not when you have no chips.from taiwan. Not when imports from china are banned....

Do you see china this year? Where you cannot even make any money shorting this piece of shit because it's doing side ways chop down. Real ugly

>> No.57042680
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@57042654
sorry, i'm not going to show you after you called me a baggot.

>> No.57042685
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>>57042655
You can't time the market perfectly but you can get really really close so sometimes. It's definitely worth trying. Long hodling is just for midwits

>> No.57042693

>>57042659
this is what the market believes moron, that's why it's a Shoah out there

>>57042656
Texas and Florida are already talking about it

>> No.57042697

how can you trust a market like this? this was clearly the top.

>> No.57042698

>>57042655
Gann faggot. show your chart faggot.. or are you just larping?

>> No.57042701

>anons unironically think stock traders are into edging and will stop right before ATH
kek

>> No.57042711

>>57042647
ANTI-SEMITISM IS WHAT IT IS

>> No.57042710

>>57042680
Woah, don't be like that, we always lovingly call you baggot, you never seemed to mind before now. Baggot.

>> No.57042712

>>57042673
are these anons in the room with us now?

>> No.57042713

>>57042680
you're not allowed to use anime reaction images

>> No.57042724
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57042724

Happy Bear Market!

>> No.57042728

>>57042712
Actually, they are.

>> No.57042729

>What might have caused the latest leg down is a report that Chinese President Xi Jinping bluntly told President Joe Biden during their recent summit in San Francisco that Beijing will reunify Taiwan, one way or another. The report said he hasn't yet told Biden the timing but the comment alone suggests that it might be sooner rather than later.
>https://www.forexlive.com/news/theyre-throwing-in-the-towel-on-china-as-taiwan-fears-grow-20231220
It's all over the news sites.
Who did decide to publish that, and why today?

>> No.57042730

>>57042539
He's not going to be banned. Colorado is a shit hole blue state. Trump is going to challenge it in the supreme court and that shit will be overturned in like minutes. Even if they get rid of trump they have Vivek to deal with who is basically the same fucking person.

>> No.57042747

>>57042724
Based. That was a brutal red candle, the biggest of this current uptrend.

>> No.57042748
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>>57042713
what're you going to do about it?

>> No.57042750

>>57042729
Someone getting absolutely fucked by selling bullish options.

>> No.57042752

>>57042729
this is not new, its been out for hours

>> No.57042755
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>>57042710

>> No.57042764

why did the jews do this to my money

>> No.57042767
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>>57042748
In baggot's case he was anti anime posting last thread so it is hypocritical even if par for the course shitposting
So I will call him a nigger

>> No.57042772

don't touch it
stay away
scam wick will ruin your day

>> No.57042774

>>57042730
there's no excuse for voting for a street shitter

>> No.57042775
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>>57042713
lmao

>> No.57042781

TMD

I WANT MY 5K BACK

>> No.57042784
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>>57042698
Don't be jealous.

>> No.57042787
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>> No.57042794

>>57042774
good enough for Microsoft, good enough for the whitehouse

>> No.57042795
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57042795

EVEN THE FEMALE BROKERS DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

>> No.57042806

The market is just beginning to price in 0.0001% of the possibility that the US federal government won't exist in 12 months.

>> No.57042808
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>> No.57042811

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.57042812

>>57042784
Your port is pathetic and I was talking about your trading chart. Where you timed the bottom and top using ganns indicators..

>> No.57042814
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>> No.57042815
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its over

>> No.57042820

>>57042808
He told you to buy the bonds faggot. Stop ignoring JPow he tells you exactly what to do

>> No.57042825
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>>57042795
!!!

>> No.57042831

BUDDY, LOOK AT
V
I
X
COMPUTER

>> No.57042833

typical profit taking after an eight week pump. see you on Monday.

>> No.57042838

>>57042667
My posts are directed at the insider trading pieces of shit who hijacked this board in order to run interference on behalf of President Faggot and his helicopter money by insulting me and everyone else whenever it was otherwise appropriate to discuss exceptional market behavior, and they *do* know who they are.

Post positions, fuckwit pigs.

>> No.57042839
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57042839

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.57042842
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57042842

Please humbly hear my request, gentlemen: stop selling.

>> No.57042843

I hate how market wide movements just take everything down indiscriminately including things that never pumped in the first place.

>> No.57042847

>>57042820
>buying bonds before the start of the civil war when bond yields are going to move to double digits
ishygddt

>> No.57042848
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>>57042606

>TLT GREEN

>> No.57042851

>>57042839
could be better, could be worse

>> No.57042852

I'm down like 50%

>> No.57042855

>>57042839
We're so fucking back is how it went

>> No.57042856
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>>57042795
I can think of something for them to do

>> No.57042858

i am officially ruined

>> No.57042859
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>>57042833
>tfw 10% of my PODD gains were evaporated in 1 day by the market shitting itself and NEP
I'm taking a break.

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>>57042839

>> No.57042864

>>57042815
I bought.

>> No.57042865
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>>57042839
-2.09%

>> No.57042869

>sit out for ~6 months
>apparent unstoppable bull rally
>buy a few near the money spy calls
>instantly, and I mean fucking instantly it drops like a rock
Ahh, classic stock market experience. Sat out for months, there's been probably 2 weekly red candles since.

>> No.57042871

Ouch.
Test

>> No.57042876
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>>57042839
I won! Everybody made fun of me, but I won! I just ordered this jacket to celebrate.

>> No.57042878

what the fuck was that close??

>> No.57042880
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rofl now watch AH retrace.

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>>57042839
>+1.71%
But I slurped some soxl and it keeps dipping so yeah I might be in trouble.

>> No.57042883
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>>57042839
I sold my TQQQ calls one cent off the literal top this morning, so made some nice profit there
Other than that... -$1400!!!

>> No.57042884

>>57042839
Not as bad as I thought, just down 42.05%

>> No.57042886

basically the first down day in about two months.

>> No.57042887
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>>57042839 Rekt. I just knew the second I bought TQQQ yesterday that the next day would be big red.

>> No.57042888

>>57042869
I set a bunch of stop loss limit sells this morning before open.only about 2k got triggered but I feel partially responsible too.

>> No.57042889

how will bobos cope if it jumps +5% tomorrow?

>> No.57042896

That's so weird that we tend to see corrections after irrational rallies based on gestapofaggots just blatantly lying to everyone to help cover up how their autocratic leaders are incompetent turds.

Glowies post positions. You're losing a lot of money right now aren't you.

>> No.57042897
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Here is my entire portfolio. Ill have to admit the MARA puts were a bit emotional but I really don't like that poster and I like the idea of taking money directly from him.

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>>57042839
People here say that selling covered calls is a "statistical loser", and I guess they're right vs. selling the top of every week, but they never tell me how I'm supposed to pay for my margin interest.

>> No.57042899

>>57042869
If you reversed your trades you would be a god, maybe.

>> No.57042900
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GOOG doing its very best

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>>57042896
im glowie

>> No.57042902
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and they don't stop sellin'
>and they don't stop sellin'
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and they don't stop sellin'
>and they don't stop sellin'
and they don't stop sellin'
>and they don't stop sellin'

>> No.57042903

>>57042839
Down a bit because of Oil and Lean Hogs but I took partial profit on my Oil position around the top.

>> No.57042904

>>57042889
Algos might have swapped, could be testing the bottom again.

>> No.57042910

>>57042889
MICRONCOMPUTER

>> No.57042915

>>57042859
Fuck I thought it was Friday but damn it it's only Wednesday. Suddenly I'm afraid about to tomorrow

>> No.57042916

>>57042899
Yeah, I've tried that. I just use a broker now and gamble on options every now and again

>> No.57042929
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All this and we're not even at the first rate cut

>> No.57042931

>>57042869
such classic experiences are priceless after all, you'll remember them forever

>> No.57042933

>>57042915
Yo, for some weird reason I also thought it was friday today. I don't know why.

>> No.57042935

>>57042889
Fine, I actually bought calls to hold at the close, SPY has to retrace some overnight at least

>> No.57042939

>>57042880
brehs.. she'll make one magnificent milf one day..

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>>57042812
I don't know what that means. I'm just a newfag who fluked it and made back half my losses for the year from one last roll of the dice. Be happy for me. 3 lots of $300 bought on 27/10 and the last sold at 14:41 UK time today, 11 mins after market open. I don't do any ta, just watch youtubers.

>> No.57042941

>>57042618
>tranny becomes emotionally unstable because of a trumpchad
Many such cases!

>> No.57042955
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Bullbros. ...it's over....we got too cocky....Bobo was right yet again

>> No.57042956

>>57042839
up 145% today

>> No.57042967
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bros... the crypto fags are laughing at us

>> No.57042973
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Now I'm only down -1.81% in AH

>> No.57042975

>>57042941
I'm not a troon. And I gotta say it's funny how many troons came out in support of chief migamutt.
It shows the lack of originality in migamutts that anyone who opposes oompa loompa migamutt must be a troon when he's the one who actually promoted buttfucking during his term and did everything he could to undermine traditional society. Almost like he was a lifelong registered Democrat who married both his daughters to kikes.

>> No.57042979

>>57042929
Thanks for the chart anon. Actually gonna start slowly increasing my Cash position because of you.

>> No.57042980

>>57042956
Alright, but how does shorting Starbucks, which only went down 3%, get you 145% in profit?

>> No.57042983
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57042983

>>57042839
>Hedged appropriately ahead of GDP Final numbers for Q3 tomorrow.
Not bad so far.

>> No.57042984
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57042984

>>57042839
+0.92%

Hedging and determining your sell points in advance work.

>> No.57042992

>>57042975
> waah muh buttsex
if he can keep America white i'll tolerate the buttsex

>> No.57042995
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57042995

>ON

>> No.57042998

>>57042979
No problem, I stole it from the main board anyway. I'd start building a cash position but also a SQQQ position. But it's your money.

>> No.57043006

Why did we took a massive shit today? i lost around 5% today.

>> No.57043008

>>57042931
>remember them forever
lmao those experiences magically disappear from my memory the nanosecond I decide to buy something, which almost always happens to be the top

>> No.57043009

>>57042980
I only traded put options today which i got lucky on from the huge market dump

>> No.57043011
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57043011

>did not invest in POL
ngmi bros

>> No.57043013

>>57042992
>average -6IQ MIGA boomer

>> No.57043019

this is just a temporary break, tomorrow the markets will RIP up some more - you'll see

>> No.57043023
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57043023

Next year will be rocky. A swing traders dream come true, and a nightmare if you are biased one way or another. Good luck, gentlemen.

>> No.57043032
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57043032

BOBROS !THEY TRIED TO BURRY US!

>> No.57043034
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57043034

>>57042839
-2.12%, lost almost $6,000

>> No.57043039

>>57043019
Someone should screencap this; it's going to be the standard mumoid comeback to the drawdowns for a while until fear sets in. Mumoids are known for their pride and obstinacy. They won't go down easily.

>> No.57043046

>>57043006
Name suppression for Epstein's associates has been removed. To be publicized 1st January.

>> No.57043047
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>>57043019
Tomorrow is one of those diagonal red line down days I am pretty sure. This isn't a slurp the dip kinda dump

>> No.57043048
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57043048

>>57042839
Punch in the gut but an expected one. Still long for the moment. Depends how tomorrow goes.

>> No.57043056

>>57042843
What do you have in mind?

>> No.57043060
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57043060

SPX closed 10 points away from the gamma flip line; kind of annoyed it didn’t hit it

>> No.57043064

What happened to Coca Cola Computer?

>> No.57043069

>>57043039
I wish they were known for their pride and obstinacy so they would have to dogfood their own gloating and shitflinging, but of course they're too pussy and midwit to do anything but recede to their pig dens until their next opportunity to bully everyone from positions of unearned privilege using material they couldn't even have come up with individually.

>> No.57043072

>>57043064
Turns out Coca-Cola doesn't have any bitcoins in it

>> No.57043076
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57043076

also i got this in the morning so it helped

>> No.57043081

Why did it dump like that? Can't be the music finally stopping because it would've gone a lot lower.

>> No.57043083

>>57043056
I am not going to fedpost on 4chan
they will sell me out

>> No.57043085

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1736934408412610948
Kek, didn't know Wilson capitulated. Another top signal.

>> No.57043087

>>57043064
Jews say KO bad now. Now KO stock go down.

>> No.57043092

>>57042998
Market is retarded so I'm not convinced as to go full on short but building up the cash reserves seems to be the safest bet here for sure.

>> No.57043096

>>57043076
meant for >>57042980

>> No.57043097
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>>57042889
+1%: Stop and reverse. Full Dwyer mode. Retardo 0dte calls.
+0.5% to 0%: Double down on 30 delta, 15dte puts.
0% to -0.5%: Let him cook.
-0.5% to -5%: Let him cook. Arrogantly bobopost in /smg/.

>> No.57043100

>>57043064
it's an ancient computer. it's not going anywhere, trust me.

>> No.57043114
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57043114

I’m in the green after a week of trading my beautiful friends, what a roller coaster but I’m finally an investor!

>> No.57043117

>>57042616
in the gestapo we have no positions anon, do you really think we'll get caught in this ?
take your meds

>> No.57043118

Will this affect ex-US markets? It's just America trannies shitting the bed... right?

>> No.57043119

>>57043011
What's the story on this?

>> No.57043120

>>57043083
Oh I meant what tickers lmao

>> No.57043127

>>57043117
What do you mean? Could you explain that a little more?

>> No.57043133

>>57043118
Everyone and everything.

>> No.57043132
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57043132

Alright fuck I've spent too long jerking off about being right about TMF and waiting for the bubble to pop. I'm going to the gym I fucking love days like this where you make more on a few hours fhan a wagies does in a month just with pure autism and staring at lines.

>> No.57043134

>>57043120
I am holding BTI for a swing.

>> No.57043135

>>57043114
Well played fellow investor.

>> No.57043136

>>57042843
Welcome to algos, worst thing to happen to human markets in human history.

>> No.57043139

>>57043118
If the US sneezes, the rest of the world catches a cold. TLT and DXY catching bids here mean capital repatriates.

>> No.57043148

>>57043081
>Why did it dump like that? Can't be the music finally stopping because it would've gone a lot lower.
Algos triggering sells at ATH
You can't convince me this is not the actual fucking reason kek

>> No.57043150

>>57043134
Yeah, if this selloff continues I'd just swap it to TMF. Divvy stocks like BTI are "treasury bonds + risk". If people want to ditch risk...

>> No.57043153

>>57043114
try to use what you learned next time and good luck

>> No.57043159

>>57043096
still not sure how buying and selling the right to sell Starbucks shares at a specific price could have yielded 95% profits in a single day , but you do you and congrats on the fortune cookie

>> No.57043162

>>57043064
See >>57043150

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>>57043148
>ATH better buy the top
>My grandpa asked me what Nvidia was
>XXXX listed
>Tons of people posting Robinhood options

It was only a matter of time lmao

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57043171

>>57043114
looks like an average robinhood investor. checks out

>> No.57043174

>>57043114
simply amazing.

>> No.57043177

>>57043092
Yeah that's why I said "start" building a position.

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>>57043133
>>57043139
I bought the top again.

>> No.57043183

>>57043169
yeah zoomer take over

>> No.57043184
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57043184

What's your vibe, anon?

>> No.57043201
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.57043205

>>57043184
lmfao
In all seriousness there is an entire world of difference between the economic situations of people who own their own homes or got their loans before 2021 and the rest of the population.

>> No.57043207

>>57043184
Vibe: comfy bobo lying in bed about to sleep, thinking of starting a company to sell rope to low impulse control mumoids.

>> No.57043211
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57043211

>>57043159
The top mover here would've netted you 971%: https://www.barchart.com/stocks/quotes/SBUX/options?expiration=2023-12-22-w

>> No.57043216

>>57043201
what's up grandpa?

>> No.57043219
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Fuck sakes

>> No.57043220
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>>57043184
>markets failing the vibe check

>> No.57043223
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57043223

>*collapses the United States into civil war*
That's another Biden win!

>> No.57043224

>>57043219
Yeah, learning risk management can be real fucking expensive.

>> No.57043232
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>>57043085

>> No.57043235

>>57043223
except this time is spics versus whites, along with both killing niggers

>> No.57043236
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57043236

Was I not preaching to headge against this? anyone who bought puts on QQQ/SOXL/SPY over the past week is a true investor who knows the fundamentals of hedging.

>> No.57043250

BABA Bros... BIDU Bros... BILI Bros...

>> No.57043254

>>57043064
They're going outta business

>> No.57043259
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57043259

I bought some more TMF in afterhours. I just have this feeling deep in my. nuts that it is the right thing to do.

>> No.57043267

>>57043211
holy bajeezus I did not know this world even existed

>> No.57043271

>>57043236
I like to hedge the extreme way

>My daily gains are about 500 bucks
>So I buy 200x puts for 200 bucks
If shit gains again
>Who cares, I made 300 instead of 500 bucks
If shit drops
>I made 1500-200 bucks, nice

>> No.57043277

>>57043250
China is a worse investment than GME.

>> No.57043279
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57043279

>>57043184
msm bloggers (don't even deserve to be called journalists) on suicide watch
>>57043223
keep your eye on texas

>> No.57043280

>>57043236
True investor sold the top and is now #cashgang earning 5.5 percent interest.

>> No.57043307
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57043307

>>57043267
Anon, real quick, can you do me a favor? Can you list out:

>Your age (approximate, give or take 5 years)
>Your skin color
>How you got into investing
>How much you are investing
>How many days ago did you first post in /smg/

>> No.57043309
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57043309

>Need a 30$ item from China.
>Some sand niggers decide to shoot at vessels.
>Now shipping costs more than the item.
Whenever something happens in the world we Yurofags have to pay for it, It's all so tiresome...

>> No.57043310

>>57043224
Actually the two complete losses were silly trades in Feb 2022 for Russian companies that got delisted, and the other two were the last remaining legs on a SPY spread for an entire year to hedge the downside

>> No.57043313

>>57043309
come to usa

>> No.57043317
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57043317

>>57043174
>>57043171
>>57043153
>>57043135
Thanks fellas, I hope this one works tomorrow

>> No.57043320

>>57043267
Just remember, if you can get 10x the value of an option in a single day, you can also lose 90% value in a day as well. Depends on many factors.

>> No.57043328
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>>57042839
Intel rip

>> No.57043331
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>>57043313
I'm unironically planning on.

>> No.57043336

>>57043317
-100%

>> No.57043335

>>57043320
>50% of +900
>50% of -100
Easy math tbqh

>> No.57043337
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57043337

It's almost over. Not quite, but almost.

>> No.57043343

>>57043317
you should aim for smaller options anon

>> No.57043348

>>57043060
>gamma flip
in the current situation, does this mean gamma flip from positive to negative?

>> No.57043352
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57043352

>>57043336
No way! +12%

>> No.57043356

>>57043317
Do you even know what you bought? What you are 'betting' on? You really believe people will start buying at the end of the year before taxes get written off?

>> No.57043360

>>57043352
We open red tomorrow and maybe you get out with half your money

>> No.57043370

>>57043317
show us the greeks on these options. What is the theta??

>> No.57043371

>>57043259
I'm not so sure anon. Given what MU said today, aside from "AI AI AI AI, we're doing AI" was
>we see more pricing power coming in 2024

So like I said, companies will price gouging again, this will drive inflation AGAIN and the fed will have to hike AGAIN.

I'm absolutely mad about their earning and forecast, because they're just based on price gouging. Mark my words, this was not the last rate hike

>> No.57043374

>>57043307
> mid-20s
> white
> ?
> portfolio of $22,000 atm
> last week
I always knew options existed, I just didn't realize they were so cheap and could have such huge profits

>>57043320
worth the risk

>> No.57043376

>>57043356
you really think a move that brings the 3 major US indixes down 1.5% all at the same time on no news is something you should bet to continue on the next day ?
hope it works out anon

>> No.57043378
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57043378

gookfu's going to be so happy.

>> No.57043385

>>57043309
>he doesn't hedge his shopping with freight futures
Come on, anon. That's why they exist.

>> No.57043386
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57043386

>>57043085
No update from Cramer yet. His take is already a day old and says nothing.

>> No.57043388

>>57043374
you ate doing good. Do not enter options. Options are for hedging against your current positions in case the future looks bleak for your portfolio. Hedging isn't meant to make a profit, it is meant to prevent losses.

>> No.57043401

>>57043376
>no news
end of the year tax write off's ya dummy.

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57043406

>>57043374
>> mid-20s
>> white
>> ?
>> portfolio of $22,000 atm
>> last week

OK, boys, this is just a 5-10% pullback. We're still on for SPY 500 in February.

>> No.57043408

>>57043374
Don't fuck with them man unless you spend a lot of time learning how they trade. The "cheaper" they are the more risk you are taking. Most options traded end up being -100%

>> No.57043412

>>57043388
Options are for turning smalls sums of money into shiney rocks and vacations with your gookfu.

>> No.57043413
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>>57043386
He had this to say this morning

>> No.57043420

>>57043378
>A bloody hole

I guess baggie. Kind of weird

>> No.57043421

Bought 100 shares of NVDA @ 482 and holding overnight. Imagine dumping on China's "final warning."

>> No.57043427

>>57043413
>Cramer was right for once

>> No.57043434

>>57043401
>he thinks any taxes are going to get paid on this
not by the boys that make moves like what we saw today

>> No.57043447

>>57043421
>That's the reason

Anon we are dumping because we are at ATH and they are taking profits before the end of the year. You literally just paid for baggie to buy jewelry sir.

>> No.57043453 [DELETED] 
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57043453

Mumus are stupid niggers.

>> No.57043458

>>57043427
>Cramer was right for once
Is this the gamma flip?
Bad news is bad news, and bearish Cramer means sell?

>> No.57043466

GET FUCKED BIZ I'M RIDING WITH POL

>> No.57043473

Comfy and safu in BABA computer, Comrade Xi will declare a bull market at any moment now.

>> No.57043474

>>57043447
It dumped right after that news broke, so yeah that's probably the reason. If it gaps down a few bucks then I'll eat it, whatever. I'm willing to roll the dice on it popping overnight. It's already up almost $2 after hours.

>> No.57043476

>>57043370
I will relentlessly shill for those fuckers at Barchart since this page has made me so much money: https://www.barchart.com/stocks/quotes/SQQQ/volatility-greeks?expiration=2023-12-22-w

>> No.57043480
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Guys..
I think its time to pump SIGA again.
Thoughts?

>> No.57043497
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>>57043337

>> No.57043505

>>57043474
That story is like a month old retard.. it's literally a "fuck we need a reason" headline

>> No.57043509
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57043509

>>57043473
They say the selloff was caused by profit taking, there is no profit to be taken in BABA why the fuck did we sell of... Xi needs to save us all.

>> No.57043512

>>57043476
Did I do a smart with >>57043317
I’ve never seen barchart I just have watched the charts since I made $11,500 in 2020 and paid off all my credit cards

>> No.57043517
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>>57043497
I look like this and stare out the window like this.

>> No.57043518

>>57043480
https://www.sf.gov/data/mpox-case-counts
https://www.chicago.gov/city/en/sites/m *nkeypox/home/data.html
https://www.nyc.gov/site/doh/health/health-topics/mpox.page

I'll pass for now. You can have a similar, but more liquid fun time with XBI/LABU/LABD.

>> No.57043522

>>57043505
The news isn't a month old. The private conversation that got "leaked" today is. Of course you may be right. I am gambling. I accept that.

>> No.57043523
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57043523

BOBO YOU RUINED EVERYTHING

>> No.57043525

>>57043509
its because of the stupid boomer divdend

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>>57043497
I hear an entire fucking choir singing
>BUY TMF YOU RETARDED FAGGOTS

>> No.57043531

>>57043476
I like that site; it should be in the links in OP. But that theta means you losing 5 cents on the option on open.

>> No.57043533

>>57043421
>spent $50k on a company selling hype, with a grim global outlook, trading at 65x p/e, capitalized at 50x its revenue
Did you buy TSLA at $400 too?

>> No.57043534

>>57043512
You bought puts in a triple levered inverse ETF when you could just as easily have bought calls (with the same delta) on the unlevered equivalent (QQQ).

That alone is a retarded move.

>> No.57043539

>>57043526
me in the background (i'm a nigger) wondering why this dumb bitch is walking around in public basically naked

>> No.57043546
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57043546

>>57042543
SWVXX or DIE, MOTHAFUCKA

>> No.57043548

>>57043533
>thinks swing trades are long term investments

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>>57043525
The fucking zipperheads should have just stuck to buying back stock. Fuck their stupid little boomer useless tax inefficient dividends.

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>>57043517

>> No.57043567
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>>57042876
>Is the theta decay in the room with us right now?

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>>57043558

>> No.57043577

>>57043568
this always made me chuckle

>> No.57043582

>>57043546
>SWVXX
what is that? looks like a ancient greek sex hotline.

>> No.57043588

>>57043531
Yes, but a little extra volatility tomorrow and that vega could turn it all around.

>> No.57043595
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57043595

>>57043534
Oh!

>> No.57043601

>>57043582
it's looks like an OTC short VIX warrants ETN

>> No.57043613

hello good sirs please give me good stocks thanks

>> No.57043618

>>57043517
Post the "it's all money, it's just made up" scene. I love Jeremy irons

>> No.57043619
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57043619

>>57043613
get out
run for your life

>> No.57043635

>>57043601
that's too big brain for me. i am already stressed enough with learning options.

>> No.57043642

SAVE sissies im losing hope

>> No.57043645

>>57043567
nope, i just wanted to make 3 grand, and once i did I left it in cash. can't take that away from me.

>> No.57043650
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57043650

>>57043595
Yeah, I know we all love this meme webm, but "TQQQ moves a lot!" gets priced into its options. Except fewer people trade it relative to QQQ so your fills are worse.

>> No.57043657
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>>57043613
MSOX
AYRWF
IIPR
GTBIF
LGLZ

>> No.57043665

>>57043642
>SVJ9BVi8
I'm feeling good, and I was a retard today and nuked my position.

>> No.57043666
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>>57043618

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>>57043114
Welcome, new "investor." Here is my advice for you, gleaned from years of experience. Start a paper trading account mirroring your regular account, in which all contributions go straight into SPY, and see which one does better over the next five years.

>> No.57043671

>>57043582
>>57043601
>>57043635
>Are they retarded or just pretending to be retarded?

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>>57043618

>> No.57043684

>>57043601
>vix
where do you see that anon ?
logs of the funds holdings in the past
https://hosted.rightprospectus.com/SF/MMD/Fund.aspx?cu=808515605

>> No.57043693

>>57043666
Checked baby. Thanks

>> No.57043701
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>>57043205
We bought our home in 2021 at a rate of 3.25%. Sitting like a king and shitposting on the chans. If $PFE collapses I may be able to pay off my mortgage too

>> No.57043703

>>57043642
Save only crabs. It sucks

>> No.57043716

baking

>> No.57043724

>>57043716
Too early, faggot

>> No.57043727

Banked
>>57043711
>>57043711
>>57043711
>>57043711

>> No.57043731
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>WBD JUST hit my stop loss and will probably recover tomorrow

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>buys mara at opening
>Tanks
I thought I couldn't be bogged

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>>57043724
baking
>>57043727

>> No.57043745

>>57043731
It won't. They're going bankrupt.

>> No.57043747

>>57043619
why sir?

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>>57043727
HOLY FUCK
WHAT THE GOD DAMN FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

>> No.57043767

>>57043650
As of now they’re worth $.04 woo

>> No.57043779

>>57043755
Baking

>> No.57043784

Just got back from a camping trip. Why the fuck have I lost ~$1k in a single day?

>> No.57043834

>>57043509
Bro you need a chinese news translator. Chinese in 2008 style of housing crash.. 1.5 million chinese people. 3 billion homes...

>> No.57043846

>>57042815
D:

>> No.57043865

>>57043642
Do you guys complain about everything? It was up today.

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I heard something about an Apple Pay and some other payment outage this morning, seeing how when Square was down SQ dumped like crazy was that the catalyst for today’s marketwide dump or was it the 20 year bond auction?

>>57043348
No idea, but it hit the weekly gamma flip level at October lows

>> No.57044581

>>57043466
Keyed and shwaypilled

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>Self-Checkout Kiosks At 4,500 Walmarts Now Offer 'Buy Now, Pay Later' Loans For Basic Items

hahahahahahahahahhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.57044709

>>57043731
Ayy lmao