/biz/ - Business & Finance

>LRLCY

CVNA pumps every single day. Outperforming SOXL YTD. Who needs anything else?

I finally fucking made it bros

First for Bitcoin Miners

>>57039457
well done

>>57039457
What was your original balance?

Now Gookfu is going to have to be happy with the Hess Toy Truck, a bottle of cheap vodka and 20 $1 scratch off tickets for christmas. D=

>he didnt buy in october
>he didnt buy in november
>he is not buying today

>>57039457
oh boy
congrats

WORST. SMG. EVER.

>>57039457
tel aviv wont like this one bit, well played.

On average, roughly how much of your portfolio are in either high risk positions or derivatives, /smg/?

>>57039457
Grats anon, when did you buy those?

>>57039482
She's going to leave you. This is finally going to be the last straw for her. She's going back to china to marry a nice salaryman.

>>57039473
Idk what i did to deserve this, but i'll probably never be able to recreate. Mostly From IWM

>>57039512
Is TMF considered high risk to you? I know leverage is spooky to boomers

100%

>>57039512
goog monday, aapl yesterday, iwm last tuesday.

>>57039522
>Started investing 15 days before.me
>Up 1000 times more
It's not fucking fair bros

>>57039457
Congrats. Lock in those gains!

>>57039522
>rode the russel 2k all the way
well done anon, hope you enjoy a bit of vacation time even if its something simple and not fancy

>>57039542
Unbelievably based. Congrats anon. Don't give it all back to the casino. Pay off any debt you might have and treat yourself to a nice vacation.

Brings us to today. gonna put this in o xom hd abbv soxx and msft.

Thoughts on AMD?

>>57039512
>how much of your portfolio are in either high risk positions or derivatives
0%

I have no money left, i bought too much already.

>>57039564
More like 100% kek

>>57039561
semiconductors are all but sand in name

>>57039457
You will have made it if you take the profits and don't don this again. You will give up all you gains and more in you next few trades. This is a casino. Unless you have a proven strategy over a span period of years of successful trading, you do not have an edge. You are gambling and you won, but in the end the house always win.

>>57039544
>It's not fucking fair bros
What are you going to do about it? Piss & shit your pants? Cum maybe?

>>57039580
>he doesnt know that the house is just people with big accounts
get big enough and you are the house, 300k is enough to be the house on a small scale

>>57039560
and pfe, gonna go for dividends no drip and gamble with the cash. Shit maybe jepq or maybe buy a house or some shit idk i haven't told anyone about this.

>>57039599
>300k is enough to be the house on a small scale
Kek that's some advanced cope. Check the trade history of some popular stock sometime, 300k is literal babby tier drop in the ocean volume.

>>57039544
yes it is. he's risked more than he actually has. one bad trade and it's all gone.

>>57039606
And it's fake
I knew it

how does one invest in the gee pee tee app company?

>>57039599
this is the dumbest fucking thing i've read since the last thread.
that didn't take long.

>>57039610
Facts. I'm b& from plebbit if anyone wants to use this for wsb go for it.

>>57039544
Don't feel bad. If you put your mind to it you can larp a 100x options yolo sequence too. WSB does it all the time.

Should I buy SAVE calls or is it way too risky? Thinking March 25c.

>>57039629
Yeah I realized it sounds too good to be true. This is one of those "le ideal back testing" things

>>57039626
buy MSFT

>>57039609
stop assuming the entire market is moved by a single company, it is hundrends of companies with different investments thinking they are right, there is no single "house"
anon can be the "house" for small niggers that day trade and do fine, he doesn't have to be the "house" for banks
with margin that 300k becomes a different amount

How are you guys doing today?

>>57039649
already did, too easy, and wrong

>>57039654
The house is market makers and brokers anon, there definitely is a house

>>57039667
Could be better. Bought msft calls like a brain let on open

>>57039669
I don't think there's anything else you can do. Why do you want to invest in gee pee tee specifically

>>57039667
My Chinkfolio is not doing so well. BABA is up, but BIDU down, YUMC back down to 40 as well, Tencent down

Here's the next play anons wish me luck.

>>57039702
Ok now you're definitely just memeing lmfao

>>57039696
>Why
NGMI

>>57039673
meh those are more like poker tournament organizers
you lose your money to whoever is on the other side on the trade, not the house

>>57039667
Just watching TLT crab for a week. About to go to the gym. Pretty much the same shit

>>57039709
Come join us.

>>57039711
funnily, I anticipated exactly this response. maybe SOXL and NVDA are good choices for you too

>>57039644
SAVE bros please response

>>57039667
Not good. Still too sick to play vidya. Watching some weird anime about a high school girl marrying a cat or something. The owner of the company I work for called an checked on me which was nice. I was told I couldn't go back to work until after Christmas so I really have no choice but to do nothing. Going to grab some burger king later as comfort food stock stock ticker QSR.

PARA doing a lil something

>>57039673
if the "house" is a bunch of companies trying to take the other one's money, sure
the "house" on the stock market is very different to the "house" in a casino where you can't beat it as it is a single entity that has rigged as much as it is legally allowed in its favor
here you can beat it as there are other members of the "house" betting against it, not counting on those other people the "house" itself is hedging against its own bet as it needs to not get blown up on a single trade
the market, while one can call as rigged for whatever reason, can't work without someone saying you're full of shit and i'll take your money and only the "house" can match what the "house" wants to buy or sell demand wise

>>57039756
Make an update video
Just do a voiceover if you look too sick

>>57039743
If you need someone else to tell you what to do, the answer is probably no

>>57039756
Bro you really should start taking vitamins and drinking water.

>>57039536
I'm not really sure to be honest. It's helpful to get a read on what others would consider risky. Leveraged funds definitely have an element of risk to them although I guess it really depends on what it's tracking.

Also unrelated has anyone here tested following SEC Form 4 insider buys (and only buys)?

>>57039774
I love this image.

>>57039769
I don't look sick I just sound sick
>>57039774
I haven't been sick in over 5 years. This strain of covid is super contagious, so it's really easy to catch and almost everyone at my work has caught it. It's crazy.

>>57039424
God RIOT sucks so much ass compared to MARA. I fucking hate myself for buying this miserable retard stock.

>>57039667
Everyday is a meltup day

>>57039797
Covid isn't real.

>>57039806
I sold all my MARA for profits a week ago.
Bought a bunch of BITF, which has just been crabbing, so I know how you feel.

>>57039817
We've been over this.

>>57039830
Yeah and the conclusion is you're nutrient deficient.

>>57039797
>This strain of covid is super contagious
I just dont care about the current rocker psyop.
Thank you no further questions at this time.

>>57039797
Stop being an alcoholic. You are just shorting your life

>>57039741
nvda, soxl, msft have always been good choices

>>57039512
all of it

>>57039828
>buying a leafnigger shitco
You get what you fucking deserve

>>57039797
>I haven't been sick in over 5 years.
Probably all the recent stress weakened your immune system. Get well.

>>57039797
what is covid?
never heard of that shit

This is from the consumer confidence survey out today. Almost 70% of respondents expect a recession next year. Anyone telling you "everyone is bullish!" is lying. Almost EVERYONE is bearish. This is how the S&P gets to 8000 next year. The pain trade is higher, much higher

>>57039828
MARA is still pumping

>chinese illegal immigrants from middle-class backgrounds coming in through the mexico border
https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2023-chinese-migrants-us-border/?srnd=premium
your response, chinky bulls?

>>57039844
damn straight

>>57039843
>alcoholic
smoking and drinking are the best preventative medicines though. alcohol cleanses, & smoking keeps loosers 6ft+ away

>>57039859
>>57039848
>>57039828
>>57039806
Everyone jumped over to CAN. Now that pump is nearly done with all the extra available shares to short today.

>>57039858
too late already inversing the inverse

>>57039864
Hong Kong borders are closed American borders are open. Simple as.

>>57039756
The way I got over covid was I went to the grocery store and coughed on all the produce.

>>57039872
yeah, right

>>57039864
let them in. as long as they arent from Hong Kong

>>57039843
Nah he should use leverage and drink liquor instead. Beer just turns you into a tranny

>>57039878
Then you're just adding to the bearish fuel that we send us to 8000 next year. Appreciate your sacrifice

Hey guys imagine if we hacked blackrock and took all their imaginary numbers away from them. Who would be eating the bugs then?

>>57039858
>be greedy when others are fearful
Don't bears constantly tout you should be bearish when everyone is bullish? We have already been in a recession for a while now but it I don't see it happening until Q3 or Q4 of 2024. They won't let this dog shit disco of a market die until they can blame it on Trump so Biden can win again.

>>57039840
>>57039842
>>57039843
>>57039843
>>57039852
I didn't come here to get attacked by /pol/ chuds....

>buy $5 SHOT calls
>they go up in value 50%
>sell them
simple as.

>>57039858

>>57039894
that's cool man. see you next year.

>>57039870
i have faith in you, now overanalyze my shit

fuck you uvxychuds

>>57039864
India is supposed to be the next china they should go there.

>>57039922
>>57039905
>>57039858
>>57039878

https://www.conference-board.org/topics/consumer-confidence

>Consumers End 2023 with a Surge in Confidence and Restored Optimism For 2024
>The Conference Board Consumer Confidence Index® increased in December to 110.7 (1985=100), up from a downwardly revised 101.0 in November. The Present Situation Index—based on consumers’ assessment of current business and labor market conditions—rose to 148.5 (1985=100) from 136.5 last month. The Expectations Index—based on consumers’ short-term outlook for income, business, and labor market conditions—leapt to 85.6 (1985=100) in December, up from its downwardly revised reading of 77.4 in November. This sharp increase brings expectations back to the levels of optimism last seen in July of this year.

>>57039930
my roastie coworker returned her iphone because it was made in india

>>57039924
looks like shit. GPT is shit too.

>>57039905
>Don't bears constantly tout you should be bearish when everyone is bullish?
Yeah, and right now everyone is bearish. Bears have this twisted perception of reality where they think everyone is bullish. Republicans are still angry about losing the election and have become permadoomers
>They won't let this dog shit disco of a market die until they can blame it on Trump so Biden can win again
Biden is going to win because he's the better candidate and his track record proves it. This is the strongest economy in US history. When your stock portfolio is green you should thank Biden. Be grateful for what that man has done for us. See you at S&P 8000 next year anon

>>57039894
>election year
>bonds
>rate cuts are bullish
yeah dude i only need to go to the hospital when im extremely healthy

>>57039910
tough luck, cause i'm here to find out what the fuck covid is.

>>57039930
>India is supposed to be the next china

>>57039872
This guy gets it. Smoking kept my lungs with a protective layer of tar which is why I barely have any chest congestion from covid. And alcohol has protected me from viruses for years. But sharing a joint with my cousin who had covid was just too much for my defenses.

>>57039942
kek

>>57039910
Bro I'm only telling you to quit drinking alcohol because I like you and want you to buck up and enjoy life more and live longer. I used to be an alcoholic too bro.

:(

>>57039943
this dude hates money

>>57039945
>Bears have this twisted perception of reality where they think everyone is bullish
y-yeah! s-sell for your lives!

>>57039966
i heard that alcohol helps against blood clots

>>57039968
just hold your MSFT lmao
thinking about gpt is a waste of time

>>57039955
I've worked in healthcare and I'll just say that every smoker should have to see what COPD looks like... It's fucking terrible shit I'm not gonna lie. Very few timelines are worse than dieing from COPD and once you have it, it never gets better and most people just keep smoking and it gets to the point where their life is worse than hell.

>ALIBABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

>>57039424
>Buys mara at opening
>It dumps
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>57039982
Not if your liver gets too fucked up

>>57039966
Obviously I haven't drank since I got covid. The withdrawals haven't made covid any easier. I don't get the shakes or anything but goddamnit the sweats fucking suck. Looks like I'm passed that though. I don't intend to drink like I did before.

FUCKING CRABS

>>57039946
>election year
This is a non factor because Biden was already guaranteed to win
>bonds
The fact that bonds are getting bought shows that everyone is bearish. If they were bullish they'd be buying stocks and yields would be rising.
>rate cuts are bearish
Rate cuts are bearish, correct. The Fed is bearish. The average investor is piling into bonds because they are bearish. When they turn bullish they will buy stocks and the Fed will hike rates more..
We're at ATHs and everyone is still extremely bearish. Imagine where we're going when they flip bullish (hint: S&P 8000)

Haven't checked my portfolio in weeks

>>57040013
it's the famous "glass of red wine a day" regiment. it won't kill your liver, but I doubt it will do much good either. probably better to not drink at all.

>>57040032
>I though you're supposed to make money from buying stocks...

>>57040026
>already guaranteed to win
bearish
>bonds are getting bought
reverse repo liquidating at lightspeed
>everyone is still extremely bearish
touch grass and talk to normies

>>57039743
Don't buy calls you are overpaying. The ruling will likely be in January. If the Judge needs additional divestitures then things can get drawn out.

>>57040040
Straight edge Niggers get out of my smgay

>surely I will make money buying this cannabis biotech stock that was a penny stock 6 months ago and is up 15x

>CNBC Magnificent 7

>>57039859
Trust me, I've noticed

>>57040055
e'hm I drank alcohol five times this year.

>>57040040
alcohol is the best thing the vaxxies can drink.
it diminishes the blood clots

as long as they keep drinking, they will live longer.

>>57040040
there's no evidence that alcohol gives any positive benefits, but there's plenty of it going the other way, it's all cope by retarded addicts and winemakers trying to market their shitty wine

>>57040082
>2 more weeks

>>57039995
I work with a woman who has COPD she just coughs all the time, but yeah she still smokes. I don't think people realize how hard it is to quit smoking.

Alcohol kills the germs.

>>57040092
>2 more boosters.

>billions must die chuddie in /smg/

>>57039424
POL is up 270% you should’ve gone to pol instead of BIZ

>>57040051
>bearish
Bullish. Our economy is doing exceptionally well thanks to Biden. Doomers expected a recession this year. Instead they got the strongest economy in history. Biden wins the election easy
>reverse repo liquidating at lightspeed
Even mentioning reverse repo shows how bearish you are. Complete non-issue
>touch grass and talk to normies
Since you used the word "normies" I'm guessing you're the one who needs to touch grass. Regular people are outside contributing to their community son. GBJB (God Bless Joe Biden)

>>57040090
wrong.

https://youtu.be/j7q43yVgzfg?t=156

>>57040100
Its not hard. I buy a pack like once every 2 months and just smoke it in a week. No need to make a daily habbit out of something.

>>57040092
we tried to warn you,
you just couldn't snap out of it.

>>57040107

>>57040100
It gets to the point where they can never catch their breath. Ever. Like imagine that feeling of you just sprinted up a bunch of stairs and feel like you are about to die but 24/7. They are on oxygen 24/7 and still can never catch their breath. They can't really sleep, they can never relax, they don't even have the energy to stand up anymore but they will still smoke cigs because fuck it that's the only thing left in life for them. They are in a constant prolonged state of just waiting for death with no solution

>>57040108
>another 100% since i mentioned it earlier
gratz to whoever risked it

>>57040100
hard? I began to find it a disgusting habit, which it is, and just quit cold turkey. Think hard about suffering from lung cancer and other adverse effects of smoking and you can quit no problem.

rofl why are zoomers so straightedge?

>>57040143
Ok come on now, I get your point, but I don't want my /smg/ to turn into a DARE seminar. If I got to that point I'd just pay someone to put a bullet in my head because I can't commit suicide, because that damns you to hell.

HERE WE GO
THIS MIGHT BE IT
THE BIG ONE

Wow guys looks like the market is NEVER going down! Going to by SPY calls rn

>>57040182
I'm not anti drug but cigs are fucking retarded
>Muh 10 second headrush

Like legitimately you should do meth instead it fucks you up less not even joking.

Is KO going out of business?

>>57040175
I'm not a zoomer but people becoming less alcoholic is a good thing. What is it like 80% of homocide is committed by people on alcohol? Something absurd like that. Alcohol is one of the worst drugs to have legal.

>>57040175
They aren't. They vape mystery fluids, and pop benzos, while trying to convince themselves and others they don't do drugs
>>57040200
That's a retarded take, but people don't smoke for a rush. It's a habit. It breaks up the day and gives you something to look forward to. No long term smoker smokes for a nicotine rush. They are not your 3000mg vapes you zoomer.

>>57040213
Lol you're Muslim.

>>57040175
Theyre addicted to sugar.

>>57040203
they will face hardship as sugary drinks will be increasingly taxed in the future

>>57040222
>I don't enjoy it
>But I do it anyways all day every day

Legitimately the most retarded drug on Earth

>>57040182
Yeah cigarettes are stupid. Might as well smoke weed. Fuck back in college I had a bong and my room mate is also became one of my best friends bought an ounce of Salvia and we used to rip Salvia hits before going to class and would play mario cart tripping the fuck out in rainbow road. Good times.

Intel bros what's up

>Muh alcohol bad.
>Muh smoking bad.
>/biz/ - Business & Finance
Shut the fuck already

Is there a list of must-own /smg/ stocks?

I only need to save up enough to live 5 years in retirement. I quit drinking about a year ago (lost like 40 lbs since I drank so much beer). If I make it to 45, I've decided I'll start doing drugs and getting fat again and plan to die at 50. This means I need less money saved up and should be good to go at 45, vs you wagies who will be working to 67 only to die at 68.

>>57040249
This. Pious fags.

>>57040223
No I'm not a muslim but an ex alcoholic. Shit was bad bro. I beat up my mother drunk for acting like a bitch and was going to beat the shit out of my dad too. I work out a lot and even my brother said I get insane retard strength when drunk and angry. Shit wasn't good.

:(

>>57040250
>NEP
>SHOT
>SAVE
And my personal favorite:
UPRO

>>57040213
alcohol is super fucking bad but what are you going to do about it? prohibition doesn't really work. you could tax the hell out of it

What are we doing here? If you don't smoke, don't start. If you don't drink, don't start. But a bunch of zoomers trying to convince 30 and 40 year old boomers to drop their 20 year habits overnight is silly and off topic.

Crab salad

>>57040271
>Just let Rocker die it's good content

I mean true

Coffee ripped yesterday and now has crashed

>>57040258
Oooohh you're one of those lmao.

>>57040304
Is coffee good for you?

The disconnect between oil and gas has been really strange. I'm not playing energy anymore.

Aaaahhhhhh pump Intel!

>>57040304

Where do you pull this chart from, fren?

>>57040291
I am him. Alcoholism runs deep in my family. It's not just me. My sister has been to rehab 3 times and every time she gets out she starts drinking again. Some people just have that alcoholic gene in them. I'm not like the one poster who gets violent though. Most people don't even know I'm drinking unless I'm super drunk. I know I'm an alcoholic but I'm a functional one though. I don't drink and work and I don't day drink. My cousin started feeling better so he started drinking 4 days after being diagnosed with covid which I thought was insane. It's just how my family is.

>>57040315
Hey my parents were ass holes and I don't regret beating them, they have seriously cooled it on the abusive shit talking and treat me better now. I also quit alcohol, got a better job, and became a better person and a better bully too. I think modern women could be fixed if we brought back beating. Lesbian domestic abuse rates tells me already that a woman needs to get some sense knocked into her every once a while.

>>57040328
Nat gas is called the widow maker for a reason


>>57040340
https://finviz.com/futures.ashx

>>57040345
>Some people just have that alcoholic gene in them.

>>57040258
you should have been killed for treating your mother like that

>>57040354
Beating people over the head isn't the answer (inb4 Heinlein quotes). Just because you can't handle your booze doesn't mean you need to go full WCTU on everyone. I reiterate: git gud.

>>57040354
>Lesbian domestic abuse rates
what's it like for lesbians domestically, in terms of the violence?

>this smg is brought to you by big tobacco.

>>57040359
I mean I made money on the last bounce but it's very strange it isn't going up with the whole muh oil muh houthi rebels muh coalition to protect ships. I'm out

>>57040361
It's true, look at native Americans.

>>57040367
Kek this is coming from baggie who should be killed for half of the gay shit you do. Nah there are such things as bad mothers. I don't regret it one bit, like I said I was treated better afterwards by her.

>>57040384
I boughted BTI

>>57040286
bonjour!

>>57040400
Baggot has no room to talk. He cheats on his gookfu once a week.

Any bogleniggers care to explain what this was?
Market was green yesterday.

>>57040383
Probably kicking each other down the stairs, I don't know but it's absurdly high with women. My guess is women get sick of the other woman not listening and getting in a retarded emotional feedback loop so it gets a little like kicking the tv to fix it in order to get her back with the program.

>>57040359
>https://finviz.com/futures.ashx

Oy vey! Thank you!

>>57040418
it says right in the talmud you can have multiple wives as long as they don't live together and you can satisfy your conjugal obligations

>>57040425
Just a small fee for keeping your funds well managed. Nothing to see here. Remember to DCA every paycheck

>>57040437
Hey wait a minute I thought you guys totally didn't follow the Talmud?

I'm thinking of buying TQQQ and UPRO, despite being up nearly 50% in the past 2 months - I think if I buy these shares, it will at least force the powers that be to pivot the ongoing daily green days.

I'm going to buy TQQQ and UPRO today, thus ensuring we will still crashing - thoughts?

>>57040437
what's the bible's take on this?
>>57040428
>kicking each other down the stairs
LOL

>>57040267
Is NEP realistically going to keep climbing?

I openly declare I’m retarded for going big into MPW. Don’t make my mistake bros. The dividend was the bait, and my liquidity took it

>>57040456
I just bought TQQQ & UPRO

I'm reading to see where this goes, its up 50% in two months, so surely it must continue going up right?

>>57040469
That's literally what this one lesbian I know did to another one she was with and that was shortly after they got married. I fucking laugh in the back at my head at lesbian relationships because they are constantly posting pictures on social media to prove to everyone how happy they are while they go mortal combat behind closed doors. Gay dudes in relationships are just fucking gross on the other hand and I don't care how functionally happy they are, gay men are still mega degenerates.

>>57040483
You bought a known fraud? For the dividend?

>>57040473
It's been crabbing 30-31. Every time it hits 31 someone dumps shares but people keep slurping the dip. I dunno whenever that fag stops selling at 31 I think we break higher

>>57040483
>he buys a stock for the dividend

>>57040473
PODD anon bought in and I made money from PODD, so I'm trying with NEP. I think the argument is they said their dividends would increase by less than previously expected and boomers thought that meant dividends would decrease, but it's the derivative of the dividends that is decreasing. So it crashed harder than it should have.

>>57040428
> women get sick of the other woman not listening
Fucking kek. Even women can’t take other women.

>>57040354
>Hey my parents were ass holes
we can tell

Have we reached the peak?

>>57040527
Women's social dynamics really are fascinating. If someone is successful they get angry. If someone has a hot boyfriend they all try to sleep with him. They encourage and applaud each other for risky or destructive behavior. But they always stay friends and meet up for cocktails to gossip after. Really fucking weird shit desu.

>>57040530
Could have been worse. There was that one 3rd world anon that used to post here whose parents were both alcoholics that made him sleep in a closet. That other anon should count his blessings.

>>57040383
>>Lesbian domestic abuse

>>57040503
lesbians are insincere and fake

>>57040541
We haven't even begun to peak.

>>57040552
> But they always stay friends
They don’t even do that. They’re constantly fighting with their friends and ahitting all over them behind their back.

>>57040565
Yeah.. but even after this and being hateful to each other they will still associate for decades.

>>57040552
Shouldn't really surprise you. Women behave entirely by emotion. Which is fine, but is also why they should never hold positions of importance.

>>57038642
This. Mumus are not only schizoids now, they are outright liars, they know how badly the facts are catching up with them.

>>57040456
post more seamless normal maps please

>>57040552
>If someone is successful they get angry.
Women cannot stand to see a perceived loser in their eyes improve themselves.

It was SWISS cheese.
>buy AVAV

How are covered call etfs not ponzi schemes again? They seem really similar.

So when are (((they))) going to begin the transition from the Magnificent 8 to the small cap deep value tickers?

>>57040530
Wtf is your excuse baggot. If you had good parents then honestly you are a worse piece of shit of a person considering how you turned out. Don't lie to yourself baggot. I'm have at least actively improved on my character but I can't change the past. Nowadays the only people I beat up are men who are being pieces of shit and every once and a while my boxing instructor but that's because we go hardcore with training. My instructor actually used to compete in the professional circuit.

>Dow Jones casually sitting at 87+ RSI on the daily
Goddamn. Fully embedded as well. I wonder just how much bobos are contributing to this massive rally. I think I saw a couple of figures saying that bobos have lost so much money these last two months, but I can't be completely sure

>>57040580
S&P 9000 has a certain cool and catchy sound to it, doesn't it?

>>57040587
>>57040579

I was dating this Stacy one time and we went to one of her "friends" birthday parties. Giga stacy rented a whole party bus and went all out. We ended up at a club and my girlfriend got really drunk and this chick was making fun of her and taking pictures and talking shit. I asked the chick to see the picture and then I threw her iPhone as far as I could down the street onto concrete and smashed it. Next day my girlfriend was mad at me for being mean to her friend lmao. Women are so retarded but it's fun to pee on them so it is what it is.

>>57040616
>admitting to beating up people purposefully

>>57040608
Banks currently have a reserve requirement of 0%. The entire US economy is a ponzi scheme.

>>57040507
>>57040520
It was down, had a nice dividend, and it’s real estate in the health care space. There’s no way it could stay down.. until it did

>>57040616
Dude, stop beating people up. You're going to get murdered by someone one day.

>>57040616
I'm an asshole to people in here because you all treat me like one. I'm generally well liked and respected in my community.

>>57040608
Isn't a Ponzi scheme just MLM?
>>57040633
I fantasize myself dumping the contents of a bogged woman's purse into a garbage can sometimes.

>>57040637
Bro society is the way it is because people don't get put in check. Violence is a form of expression too and honestly letting the government have a monopoly on it is what caused weak men to create hard times.

>>57040617
I lost about 5k til today. Practically 40% of my yearly gains. Cause I couldn't wait one fuckin week, ffs. It's really stupid, cause this is the third time I had such a thing this year where I lost 5k each time in 1-2 weeks, completely wrecking my gains.

Anyways, picrel. I'll never trust this fuckin bitch.

>>57040666
Yes, we all know the Jews follow you, Satan.

>>57040666
>generally well liked and respected in my community.
I'm picturing baggie walking down the street while neighbors call out "Hey Baggie!", "Hows it going Baggie!" like he's on the Truman show.

>>57040473
NEP is highly leveraged, and set to benefit as the Fed cuts rates back down to zero.
The primary negative with NEP is their focus on wind power, which is obviously total uneconomic bullshit. However, thanks to absurd subsidies it is actually a financially sound investment from their perspective. As long as subsidies exist, as long as institutions will randomly bid up green bonds, as long as this whole climate narrative keeps going, it makes sense to abuse it for personal benefit.

Downside is of course that the rate cuts could be a bluff, NEP is forced to roll more debt at 7-8% or worse yields due to their impending debt wall, yield vanishes and the equity is a zero.

>>57040675
am I talking to Mike Tyson?
Violence is acceptable in self-defense if it's reasonably measured
>Violence is a form of expression
so become a pro fighter then or go see a match. violence on the street is nigger-tier

>>57040675
Being able to fight and defend yourself and being fit is based. Chimping out like a retard and hitting your mom is sub nigger tier. Learn to control your emotions especially if you are actively managing your money. This is definitely financial advice.

Kek this faggot failed so hard.
Next round of inflation is going to be so much worse

>>57040715
Violenthe ithe a attheptable form of thelf defenthe.

>>57040666
Dude I call you an ass hole because you get drunk and high and begin posting stupid shit on here constantly and cheat on your gookfu. You can say what you want about me but I never claimed to be a good person but I have never beat or cheated on my girlfriend/now fiance. If anything she realizes how bad my parents were when she saw my mother nearly hit my brother with her car because she was pissed. Honestly my fiance is impressed with me and how far I have come considering where I came from.

>>57040716
>Learn to control your emotions especially if you are actively managing your money. This is definitely financial advice.
And there it is. The most correct which has been or ever will be posted in /smg/. Pack it up, toys.

>>57040727
IF there is a second, more intense round of inflation, what's the play? TQQQ and SOXL?

Ok anons SURELY tomorrow will be red?

R...right??

>>57040686
>Trusting the federal banks
>ever
That's a big yikes from me bro. But indeed, I feel you. That was such a blatantly overly optimistic speech from JPow. He riled up the entire market into a bullish frenzy just because the markets were dumping and that had to stop.
Couple of weeks later, the biggest branch of the FED goes ahead and says that this optimism is way too premature and inflation actually needs to fuckin drop to 2% and below to start cutting.
That was such bs.
You just know that these big boys are using the market to create more hype keep the wheel turning. Best way to hedge against inflation right?

>>57040765
we had 2 daily red candles just last week anon, how much more red do you want ? we have an ath to break

>>57040738
actually laughed baggie

>>57040666
I just want to point out the Jew shreeks in terror when the goyim become violent against them instead of behaving like the domestic cattle they want the goyim to be.

>>57040789
No they blow up your fucking city and flood your rape tunnels.

>>57040789
The Jew is so afraid of physical violence that he constantly shills for white me to not eat eggs or meat or go to the gym and tells them to cut their dick off, transition to a woman, be a vegan, eat onions and collect Funko pops

This is it
the collapse of the stock market computers

>>57040800
After giving Hamas fucking suitcases of cash. You guys are such false flagging little bitches. If they begin gassing jews again I hope you get gassed first in a cell with Ethan Klein and Ben Shapiro so you kikes can kvetch at each other with your last dying breath as your lungs get liquitaded.

>>57038648
I like how you avoided how this leads to an inflationary doom loop.
And how debt interest is already so high that the US government won't be able to afford pensions and other discretionary spending.

>>57040838
i, for one, am ready for the gov to cut all welfare. UE, Food Stamps, WIC, TANF, SS, Medicaid, everything. Then MAYBE the country can heal.

>>57039667
Doing alright. Last day of work because i'm off for two weeks. Market is fine. This looks like a setup for some incoming crab and partial retrace. Not enough oomph available to keep pushing straight up.

>>57040781
Mistakes literally compile.
I picked the wrong index (OMX and DOW as well as US Tech (Ok, this was really stupid and greedy considering AI).

I wouldn't have lost if I kept shorting EU50/DAX/AEX

So I fell victim to the "diversifaction" meme.

I also only wanted to gradually increase my gamble money, 1k in first week of Dec, 2k in second week, 3 k in third week. Somehow I ended up using 5k in 2-3 week. 1K of that is literally thrown away money into the drain because of revenge trading retardation.

Also made about 1k gains in those 3 weeks, but that doesn't outweigh 5k gone.


And Powell absolutely screwed me over this fuckin piece of shit. All my losses started december 13th. That's when all positions started hitting my fixed stop loss on different indices on different days (alternating).

>>57040836
I'll forgive you for that one. You don't know any better.

>>57040863
Glad to hear it's relaxed. I think everyone is checked out for the remainder of the year.

t. checked out for the remainder of the year.

>>57040866
>december 13th
that's my mother's birthday

>>57040867
>Baggot knows better

>>57040851
Where are those EBT cuts you said were happening several months ago!?! I still see loads of people buying their organic lemons with SNAP and it takes these people way longer than the average idiot to check out. I won't believe your lies anymore.

>>57040781
And yes, it is crazy how these faggots actually try to manipulate the market with their retarded speeches which they all have each other day.

Bostic also caused a small rallye at the start of the year I think. Now he is the one thinking about maybe 2 cuts H2 2024, the guy that is the most dovish. And it doesn't matter. The market ignores it.

>>57040781
>>57040866
>the market is rigged against ME ME ME
ok anon, just dont forget your pills

>>57040897
>It's crazy how they make gains much easier by throwing in predictable events
Why the fuck are you like this
Do you hate money or sth

just bought TQQQ & UPRO, what am I in for?

This bull run is unstoppable, so I want to join the action.

>>57040917
I never play smallcap tickets here because I'm afraid someone like Baggot is a secret illuminati Jew hedgefund manager.moving around billions and fucking over 5 fig anons just for fun

>>57040917
>Implying the market is not rigged at all
You completely ignore that countries started banning shorting etc?

Or Yellen changing the treasury auction plan?

Or Powell senselessly fueling the market that already was pricing in 3 rates cuts, so that they think it will be 6 cuts now (LMAO?)

hate MANU so much its unreal

>>57040866
>So I fell victim to the "diversifaction" meme
that meme doesn't apply to short-term bets, sorry
>I wouldn't have lost if I kept shorting EU50/DAX/AEX
in other words, you were just wrong and shorted something that went up. that's all there is to it.

>>57040920
Are you too stupid to read? I'm talking about their daily speeches. Each fuckin day there are comments by different members.

You think I'm going to keep track when bostic, harker and what their names are all speaking?

I'm not talking about FOMC.

>>57040922
Generational wealth. Your grandchildren will look in pride at the family tree they have, and the great accomplishments of their grandfather.

>>57040946
Yep, I shorted retarded indices with no ceiling.

And my mistake was to think I should diversify. Wouldn't have lost if I didn't.

What process do you guys use to swap stocks? I want to trade my UUUU for UEC. Do I just sell it all and rebuy? Do I space the buys out? I really wish stock -> stock was a transaction type.

>SAVE calls are suddenly spiking like 40%

Uhhh what’s happening

>>57040929
yes anon, the entire world's economy is set up to to take your money and that of every bobo, you figured it all out
now why are you still short and bitching about it instead of joining in on the rigged side ?

>>57040970
I can't and won't.

I am unchaining NEP. Get on now.

It's unreal how many retards here actually get upset by Baggie.
Baggie is undeniably the most successful LARPer. He's not Jewish, heck, he's not even successful/rich. Why would he post on this board instead of living life if he had the money to live like a free man? Think about it. He's just another bored lonely dude working a dead end job stuck in 5 figure hell.

>>57040991
Anon there was a literal fucking goblin that regularly posted here and all he did was masturbate, smoke weed and post re racist cartoons. He had over 7 figures in one steel company and never left his house

>>57040966
You'll have to space out your buys/sells if the things you're swapping are relatively illiquid. And you can just sell 1/2, 1/3, or 1/4 of your position at a time if it makes you feel more comfortable.

But personally I have enough cash relative to position sizes that I can start buying *before* I start selling just based on when each side of the swap looks particularly weak or strong.

Personally, I like UEC bouncing off channel support and crossing the 4d EMA here so I'd buy if I didn't already own it. UUUU is relatively dead and crabbing so selling it now would be no big deal either.

>>57041008
Holy hell, I dilute coke by at least 1:4 with water for it to be drinkable. That is sick. No wonder companies like Eli Lilly or Novo Nordisk are making a bloody fortune

>>57040967
Check the volume.

>>57040851
We're not talking about what you want, dumbfuck. We're talking about what will happen. Fuck off back to /pol/ with your low IQ idealistic babbling.

>Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3! You’re part of a small group to get early access to the beta launch of extended hours trading.
time
to
lose
more
money

>>57041028
Check these nuts

>>57041054
Check the bid-ask spread.

any ideas on how to make 12k a day for the last 5 trading days of the year? looking to break even

>>57041069
lol

>>57039295
Now this is what I call a Top Signal #35

>>57041069
Be a 24/7 sex slave to shekelberg for $100 per hour

>>57041052
what do they mean by extended hours ? pre market and after hours or middle of the night hours where its only people that the broker allows to trade between each other ?
if you want more hours to trade you can do futures for certain items and / or branch into other markets like asia and europe but their liquidity is not as interesting as regular us trading hours

>>57041027
I never once thought to dilute soda. That's a really good idea, those things are way too sweet. I drink this Olipop stuff which is less sweet but has a great flavor. If they ever announce a buyout or an investment round I'm definitely throwing money at them.

>>57041090
Meaning you can trade all night long. I only sleep about 2 hours now because I swing trade most of the night.

>>57041069
What about fucking 12 really obese desperate women a day for $1000 a pop?

new highs every 2 days

>>57040991
>He's not Jewish, heck,
Baggots phenotype is jewish af

>>57041069
Check out Calliditas. FDA approval today, 99,9% in the bag. Gonna pump to the heavens and beyond. At least, that is what my mate believes. Could be true. The companies actually has products and solid revenue. The FDA approval could be big... or not

>>57041081
i'll settle for 10k a day if you think that's more realistic. then i can just do it twice one day

NEP bros wtf was that

>>57041037
I've seen two men having sex in a congressional hearing room and you're a bigger faggot than the two of them combined.

>>57041052
This sounds like a terrible idea

HOW THE FUCK IS ANYBODY SUPPOSED TO MAKE ANY FUCKING MONEY WHEN SPY DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING MOVE!!!

>>57041130
Aww another /pol/ baby crying after getting spanked. You know what you can do, right. Go the fuck back to your hugbox and stay go.

>>57041105
trade with who ? other people that use your broker and want to trade the exact same item as you in the middle of the night ? that sounds like no liquditiy
futures and other markets is something you should look into as there are people trading those

>>57041020
I spent the last of my free cash yesterday so I'd have to sell and re-buy. I also just remembered the Free Ride Violation exists so it would take a few days to do the full swap. Thanks for the input.

This isn't a bitchy/woe-is-me post, I take 100% responsibility for treating the stock market like a casino. I just am a) embarrassed and b) I don't even know where to go from here.

So long story short basically for the last two years I've been listening to Ron Walker and Maverick of Wallstreet for news/updates. So of course this whole year while the market has been absolutely ripping I've been short. Before that I was in on the AMC squeeze but of course I never sold because treys trades and Matt said it was going to a gazillion... and now am down 65%+ on all that.

I am aware of how much of an idiot I am, and no, I'm not going to take these guys advice anymore.

I've watched 40K+ turn into 12-13K. I'm in my early thirties and I make a decent living, don't have a tremendous amount of debt or anything and losing that money hasn't negatively affected my life outside of just like... what the fuck have I been doing? I could've really helped out my family with all that and instead it's just gone.

I mean do I just buy dividends and legitimate companies now? Do I just fucking call it good and take what I have left? Where does someone even go from here?

>>57041107
Counting is not your strong suit huh?

>>57041103
I feel the same way about Waterloo. They aren’t publicly traded but owned by a bunch of different investment firms. My wife was able to quit drinking soda entirely after starting to drink these. They’re just carbonated water with some fruit flavoring. I wish they would go public

>>57040448
I would definitely follow that part even if it wasn’t written down somewhere

>>57040367
Rare baggot W. Didn't think I'd agree with a jew ever.
Honestly that cunt needs to be killed.

>>57041153

>>57041103
When I drink coke, I fill a tall glass with ice then pour half jim beam and half coke

>>57041203
The most reddit thing is to come here and cry about getting told to go back to /pol/

>>57041184
My math is just fine but yours ain't great it seems. Or it could just be you're an ESL retard

$Sqqq 13.5c 12/22, $X 37p 2/16

>>57041138
Why did you sell your TLT? Line go up

>>57041186
The big soda companies fear the lightly flavored seltzer water. COST has a brand of sparlking water they sell that's decent. I still prefer Olipop since it has more flavor. That means it still has sugar in it, but 5g is much more reasonable than 50g.

>>57040633
she's fucking hot and self amusing. that's rare. sause?

>>57040556
If I had alcoholic parents I would just lay low and steal shit from them when they are passed out drunk. Let them blame each other for missing money, credit cards, etc

>>57041181
You should only be buying good companies. It’s the easiest way to invest because all of the information needed is readily available with no guesswork. Look forward to seeing you in the next dividend investing general /dig/

>>57041221
12 a day is 12 days and he only has 5

>>57041248
ESL it is then

>>57041219
Only you're crying friend.

>>57041237
You are blinded by her body. I would, but I wouldn't call her hot.

Nig

>>57041181
>I mean do I just buy dividends and legitimate companies now?
pretty much yes but who the fuck knows when its a good time to buy with the big indexes at or about to reach all time highs, it all depends on your outlook - if its gains in 1 year maybe not the best time right now, if its gains in 10 years then there is probably no better time than now
dividents are not necessarily the best for growth so you'll have to think about what you want to do with your money
time to do some reading and no more watching retarded fags on youtube

>>57041103
Oh yeah, I dilute everything. Most especially carbonated drinks since those are way too strong for me. The best and most efficient drink to dilute is Apple juice in my opinion. A good juice can be diluted more than 1:10 and still retain its good flavor.

>>57041181
First of all, if you notice the dumb jewtube mfs you were listening to are not getting you results, you simply stop following them.
How does someone fall so low to actually take these jewtube fucksticks seriously anyway?
This is a new low for this general.
And frankly it's interesting that people like you are coming out of the woodwork so much recently because I got this same vibe around the end of 2021 when the market rallied and then tanked like a cunt.
So, another top signal. I'm seeing multiple top signals per thread now.
We're close, bobros.
I've been saying March 2024. And you're about to start realizing I wasn't kidding around.

>>57041254
Dann seems like it

>>57041255
you're the crying kike here tbfh

>>57041273

>>57041186
How much better are these than lacroix, I like them but I'm getting tired of them not selling all the flavors at once

>>57041261
>I wouldn't call her hot

Dude post physique right now. If you aren't a 6'3" aryan god with 8 pack abs I'm gonna heem the fuck out of you for saying the stupidest shit I've heard all week on 4chan.

>>57040851
>>57040851
You basically only want to cut to stop bureaucrats profiting from handing out welfare. Helping people can be such a good investment, like free morphine to heroin addicts. Insurance companies ought to do it instead of government, but capitalists don't feel the need to help even when it results in a better economy.

>>57041284
Go back to /pol/ nigger

>>57039756
Have you watched Madoka?
I think talking about anime would raise the quality of this general by a lot, it has been fucking trash recently because the market is pulling in all the retail baggots and they're coming here after getting banned from wsb

>>57040800
First thing I will do when the Palestine refugees show up in my country is hire them to build me my own personal rape tunnel under my house. Maybe even buy the whole block and have one long rape tunnel complete with WiFi and toilets.

>>57041325
>>57041325
https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/5704132557041325
>>57041325
>>57041325

>>57041321
>tranime
Top kek, I knew you were a homosexual

>>57041337
This entire site is based on a shared love of anime. You must find it painful to be here in which case, stay as long as you can. You deserve more pain for being a /pol/turd.

>>57041337
anime website

>>57041307
Calm your tits man, wtf, is this the best you can get?

What the fuck is going on with CAVA this month? Their food isn't that good.

WOW RIOT IS BEING AN ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

POWER HOUR PLEASE
I NEED IT

>>57041226

Called it, now sqqq 14p 12/22 you’re welcome

>>57039817
Who is this?