/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for first buy SOXL

>>57037510
fourth for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have 100k in cash and don't know what to do with it, because the stock and crypto market are both rallying for weeks and I don't wanna fomo in at the top. There are rumors about a 170 name long epstein list to be released and would guess "they" will tank the market to distract people.

OIL
I
L

>>57037528
too green, HOLD. don't let them distribute on your head

>>57037510
Intel already dropping

>>57037528
buy now

No one in this thread knows I'm poor

>>57037528
All into intel

>he didnt buy in october
>he didnt buy in november
>he is not buying today

>>57037589
But I did buy in November anon

>>57037510
Bi-monthly Roth IRA recurring buys

>>57037528
buy when theres green in the streets, even if its your own green dummy

>>57037595
Whoops forgot pic

>>57037606
unironically probably the highest odds of making it, good job anon

>>57037547
Definitely This

>>57037547
>All into intel
Any reason why?

>>57037627
New ai chip

>>57037627
gambling is my guess

>>57037635

>>57037634
>New ai chip
Where? I think you're mixing it up with amd

>>57037614
Oh I know the Roth will do well. I would like to retire before 59.5 so my problem is what to invest in my tax snake brokerage. So far I mainly buy VOO and VT but I also have small positions in cava, COCO, and CELH that I’m periodically adding to

>>57037644
Now that's some schizo tier hopium kek. Sure, billion dollar company 100%ing in a week lmfao

I write strangles hoping to avoid assignment and use the premium to buy shares.

>>57037644
>$98 by Friday
I mean it's almost half way there, why the hell not

Is it finally over for China? God rest her soul

Don't forget about today's MU earnings, which will rekt the Semi with """""revised""""" forecast

>POL is up over 100% pre market
are you long POL anons

>>57037649
CAVA will do well long term but i got out at a minor loss after catching falling knife post IPO I’m waiting for it to hit 20’s

>>57037647
They announced last week that they will have an ai chip next year, but they will have a hard time competing with Nvidia. It's not enough to have a hardware, you have to get software support too. Every ai software is optimized for Nvidia, AMD cards suck for ai, because they are not supported properly. When Intel released their GPUs they sucked because their drivers weren't optimized for games. So this whole thing is a nothing burger.

>>57037728
reason wont bring the ai craze down anytime soon. markets running on pure hype

How high is TUP going?

>>57037649
Bond ETF

OIL KINGS

>>57037751
>w-we wuz kaaangsz n shieeeeet

Kys

>>57037760

>>57037728
Doesn't matter. They used the word AI and that's all the market needs.

Fucking 4chan ate my quads post
Not retyping this

If you went long on AMD with a x10 leverage at October's dip , you would havr multiplied your investement by ×20 already

SAVE is not your make it ticket

And just like that,
we stuck the soft landing

>>57037751
>>57037760
>wagies mad they missed slurping the dip
oil chads stay winning

>>57037794
>they can't print
i guess it was trying to save you from being this fucking retarded lmao

>>57037802
>x10 leverage
pussy

Just FOMO’d into POL

>>57037827
So it did it again..

>>57037827
The preview in kuroba got cut off, I asked how this doesn't end in an inflationary doom loop for the dollar which makes stocks as worthless as they were in the 1920s.

Are you cunts ready for the greatest index in the world of the greatest country in the world to reach a new all time high? I know I'll be opening an expensive ($30) bottle of whiskey today.

Fook A YOU Gina! You no make profit. You no cut rates. FOOK A YOU

Ok, which large cap will poomp the most today? Alphabet is already up 1.6%

>>57037875
Intel

>>57037875
Zom medica. Don’t (you) me

Should I buy 900 bucks of mara or wait for it to go down?

MNST today!

>>57037890
Anon, nothing ever will go down from today.

>futes

>>57037875
Yesterday was AMD who got pumped and dumped by the algo ( an impressive 4% percent move), so I'd assume Intel is a good pick for your next semi algo bullshit

The fucking Santa rally is over. You can thank those activists legislating from the bench in Colorado for that one. Just fucking sell everything.

>>57037936
Shut the fuck up nigger zoomer.

>>57037827
this is what sucks about you mumus. any time someone presents an argument you just act like asspie r.ddit fucks with some chucklefuck post, and then go quiet when you have no counterargument. you are basically womanish jews.

>>57037902
MARA or TUP?

>>57037715
I wish it would hit the $20s again but I’m not sure it will. I know the 4.5B market cap is a little rich but their brand is getting popular. I’m just going to DCA into and hope it follows in the path of chipotle

>>57037748
Shill me it. I know nothing of Bond ETFs and when they are appropriate to buy

>>57037946
it's hard to take any bear case seriously anymore after this year constantly proved you guys wrong over and over again. I'm sitting on cash, waiting for a bigger correction, so I am 100% rooting for bobo, but I'm certainly not getting my hopes up that it will happen anytime soon.

>>57037936
i blame the huthi muzzos and oil. hope it gets slurped

>>57037936
We are definitely reaching a generational top. Not in the next couple of months, but in a year or less. You'd be smart to just stay cash gang for the time being. Biden is going to get a second term and the markets will collapse shortly after.

>>57037936
>baggie calls the top
holy fuck we're pumping today

>>57037977
Better for regular taxable accounts and bond yeilds right now are bretty good. I do 50% AGG and 50% in 4 laddered bonds.

>>57037936
I was bearish but now I'm bullish again
who says we can't make it 9 green weeks

>>57037981
point out how I'm wrong about the debt expense being $1T and rising?
I know you won't though, I'm just highlighting how cunts run from facts and rely on your emotional arguments.

>>57037995
hilarious thing is baggot actually called the santa rally pretty well.

>>57038002
How would they behave if the interest rates started getting slashed? What are the best low operating costs Bond ETFs

INTEL is mooning

can SPY hit 473 already, i want some cheaper options

Oil?

Oil.

Buying more BYON (former OSTK)

>>57038025
>How would they behave if the interest rates started getting slashed
Then you DRIP into cheapies
>What are the best low operating costs Bond ETFs
Dunno, AGG is only .03%

>>57038025
>>How would they behave if the interest rates started getting slashed?
you look at the duration of the asset. if duration is huge, it means they fucking moon when rates are killed

Have ~10k, what should I day trade

>>57038167
micro nasdaq

>>57038167
probably something with high liquidity - https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/guide-to-25-most-liquid-etfs-2019-09-12

>>57038184
>Day trading ETFs
Ok brainlet

>>57038096
>>57038165
Thanks I’ll look into it

>>57038189
um sweaty do you even SOXL?

>>57037977
the archetypal is TLT, with a duration of 17, and the bonds in it are rolled to keep being in the tracks of the index. this is why TLT was killed when rates were hiked.

if you want there are now ''fixed maturity etfs'' which just do what they say: they don't roll the bonds and just amass bonds at a fixed maturity remaining and then the ETF is dissolved when the bonds mature.

>>57038167
Bioshits

Sup smiggers, we buying the dip or not?

>>57038225
yeah we just need to go above vwap on spx

Let's get a good BANG today bros while drinking a BANG

>>57038218
I prefer my ETFs to be insoluble. Like what happens if it starts raining on the market, or the steam starts leaking? Shit just dissolves on you and you have a fucking mess you need to get sponges and My Towels™ to clean it up.

cramer with some brilliant technical analysis

Why is volatility so addictive?

>>57038225
Is you serious?

>>57038257
>gme
i wonder if this year it will have a lil pump in the middle of january or not

>>57038225
always
but which dip?

>>57038282
Buy every dip.

Save sucks so much

>>57038282
Beer cheese dip for my homemade pretzels

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>57038306
>01
kek

This pre-market pump on NVDA is the most Fake & Gay shit I have ever seen. (((They))) are going to try everything to keep the rally going, but the fact remains, the market is fucked.

>>57038306
>its joever.jpg

>cigna

>>57038305
That's my SOXS healing.

*AHEM* armbros
AHHHHHHHHHH

There are people in this thread right now that actually believe the S&P 500 will close red today. 5000 EOY, 8000 EOY 2024

P.S. FedEx closes green too

EUROBROS THEY ARE DUMPING ON US

3mo CDs 5.46%

>>57038306
>30:01

>>57038318
Bears it should make you self aware how fucked you are when baggie is making your arguements

printing

>>57038318
it's forming a sweet double-top.

How do you cope with carnage like pic related and losing 97% of your investment in a few months? Viaplay is a swedish streaming service for television and had tons of retail and funds as owners. They got murdered.

WTFWT!???

>>57038318
how are the 500 NVDA puts going baggie
down 50% ?

Never been cheaper to insure your ports boys.
>480c friday
vix 50c 180dte

>>57038376
AI shit

>>57038342
>baggot can't be right like a broken clock
people said the same shit about cramer, check out SJIM.

FUCK I CLOSED THE WRONG CALL

>>57038370
Never have any holding that is more than 5% of your portfolio.

Markets are healing

>>57038370
you trade indices either general or about a sector

Well CAN has now doubled since I started watching it while I have waited from the sidelines.

INTEL CHADS RISE UP

>>57038396
I mean, after the fact. Do you continue trading or give up on it? Major investors here also burned their money on this.

>>57038382
why would you post this

>>57038411
sit down. Intel hasn't even produced anything this generation that's better than their last gen.

>>57038382
Women are so cringe

>>57038425
Number bigger = me buy

>>57038419
All you have left to loose is what you have invested.

>>57038382

>>57038306

MARA Chads, we're heading for $40 EoW.

>>57038328
Armbros.... WTFWT?!?!?!

>>57038330
>nasdaq already green
>FedEx coming alive
Meltup day confirmed. FedEx makes new all time highs by end of year

>>57037970
Yes I regret selling for a loss. I was certain it was going to pull back some but had I continued to hold I could’ve broke even or even made a little. Oh well. I’ll be eyeing it to get back in.

santa rally

PLTR calls are not looking too good right now fellas...

Since men are wisening up and become aware of women's tricks and how much society hates them and no longer marrying, is there a good way to short law firms that deal with or specialize in divorces?

>>57038318
Baggot I told you what to do with that $700 and you didn't listen. What a shame.

>>57038330
ah, this euphoric fuckwit is back.
another top signal.
i might start screencapping these for future keks.

>>57038476
I'm pretty sure the incel board is that way.

>>57038382
all men

>>57038490
Fuck you Raggot, we'll see what my USO calls do after that EIA report comes out at 1030.

>Canada is so expensive that some Ukrainian immigrants are leaving, per Bloomberg.

>>57038502
That's ironic, since your reddit hangout isn't even on this site.

>>57038495
Bulls have been euphoric for a year and we still have a long way to go. The market is still way too bearish and that will launch us higher.
Adjusted for inflation the S&P is incredibly undervalued. When we're sitting at 9000 you'll think back to this post in disbelief that you didn't see that

>>57038527
>ukrainian qt's rather than poos and non-whites?
>they obviously have to go
Bizzare.

>>57038542
>The market is still way too bearish
so mumus are now turning into schizos. another top signal.

>>57038527
I will accept 3 Ukrainian refugees age 18-24. I couldn't support any more than that I don't think.

>>57038548
bizarre*

Ugh

>>57038522
>>57038490
Mr Baggot I will not tolerate your antisemitic responses. Mr Rockerfeller is a self renowned man of Hebrew origins and deserves your respect. His trading IQ is in the double digits easily and you clearly have much to learn from his success.

>>57038565
>>57038565
Show me your ways.

>>57038542
also i doubt you're not trolling, but if you're really not, then answer this >>57037851
>>57037860
>>57037794

>>57038565
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to ______

>>57038571
Hold until you get rugged?

>>57038571
To lose it all kek

>>57038571
post to /smg/

>>57038565
>>57038565
>>57038571
Bummer it's just your watchlist. Here's some real positions.

>>57038382
That's not how VIX calls work.

>>57038560
>top analysts giving low ball 4500 - 4700 EOY predictions for 2024
>"soft landing" consensus narrative implies that there will be a slowdown
>doomer bears still posting their gibberish nonsense everywhere
>investors piling into bonds because they are risk averse and bearish
>cash on the sidelines at all time highs because everyone is still bearish
Tell me again how everyone is bullish

SAVE sissies we are getting heemed

ruh-roh

>>57038592
>cash on the sidelines at all time highs because everyone is still bearish
that means higher inflation, which means prices will go up

>>57038592
everyone is always bullish

The United States is set to produce a global record of 13.3 million barrels per day of crude and condensate during the fourth quarter of this year, according to a report published Tuesday by S&P Global Commodity Insights.

Last month, weekly US oil production hit 13.2 million barrels per day, according to the US Energy Information Administration. That’s just above the Donald Trump-era record of 13.1 million set in early 2020 just before the Covid-19 crisis sent output and prices crashing.

That’s been helping to keep a lid on crude and gasoline prices.

US output – led by shale oil drillers in Texas and New Mexico’s Permian Basin – is so strong that it’s sending supplies overseas. America is exporting the same amount of crude oil, refined products and natural gas liquids as Saudi Arabia or Russia produces, S&P said.

>>57038600
how do I profit from this?

>>57038608
Joe you son of a bitch... you did it again

>>57038587
What's your crash insurance then? Pretty fucking liquid chain, super cheap great delta for the price, i see nothing wrong here. Can insure the port for like 2% of it's total value.

>>57038600
>warning instead of actually taking
And the Epstein list will get released any day now too

Do you guys think any of the trump can't run in colorado shit is affecting the markets? I assume it will get overturned by the supreme court but there are going to be a lot of angry chuds of states start not letting him run and could cause some civil unrest. But that would still be away off.

where is my crash, bobo? you promised a crash, I expected a crash and got nothing. you owe me a crash, bobo, you fucking scammer!

>>57038606
That's my secret, captain.

>>57038613
by investing in the us military complex

>>57038592
>top analysts
You are so full of shit. Most are calling for much higher than that.

>>57038624
Isn't it literally, unironically, 2 weeks from now?

>>57038570
>then answer this
High interest rates are inflationary. It's free money deposited to your account everyday, it's a form of QE. Government debt is a non-issue because it's money that the USA owes to itself. It's an issue when a country owes money in a different currency to different government. Not an issue when the USA can just create the money to pay off it's own debt.
All of this is inflationary. Inflation is good. Inflation makes you richer. Inflation increases prices at the store and benefits the business. Inflation increases the workers wages and makes them wealthier. Stocks rise with inflation. So the more inflationary the environment the higher stocks will go.
Repeat after me:
>Inflation is good. Deflation is bad. Higher prices and wages are good. Lower prices and wages are bad.

>>57038624
>Omg a hekkin celebrity
>Autistically take picture of them without talking to them
>I will upload this to social media for clout showing that I was in proximity to someone famous on a plane
>This made my day

>>57038585
I got this one

>>57038624
Why would you even need to wait for the list? You could literally point to any random public figure and chances are you would be right in guessing some sort of association.

>>57038628
Effecting markets? No. Overturned by supreme court? Yes. Civil unrest? No.

Ok anons, I'm asking for the 10th or something time this month

Why
The fuck
Didn't you buy
ARM?

Do you hate money?

>>57038605
>that means higher inflation, which means prices will go up
Which means stock prices go up. As prices go up companies earn more money
>>57038642
>Most are calling for much higher than that.
What like 5000? That's like a 5% increase from the current level. The only one who gets close is David Hunter but even he's way too bearish at 6000

>>57038608
>screeching Native American communist CCP whore noises

>>57038665
x86 gang

>>57037988
>that image
people don't actually believe these memes right

>>57038620
VIX is made up of the two foremost futures contracts. If we crash anywhere between today or 150 days from now those calls will do nothing.

Bros... I am up 50% on MARA wtf, and that's when anons told me it was too late to buy in.

bobo?

>>57038673
>X86 gang
>Posts anti Intel meme
???

FUCK IM RED! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!! MY GOOKFU IS GOING TO KILL ME!!!!

>>57038665
They have been around for less than a year and it doesn't seem like they do anything and they aren't american
>Something something semiconductors
>We license through subsidiaries I dunno hekkin tech or something

Yeah sorry bro I'm not buying that shit seems super Jewish

>>57038689
hmmm

>>57038685
Why 35k oi and thousand in volume on these contracts?

>>57038634
what are the best US military stocks? the military itself is state-owned

>>57038687
you think it will keep mooning? seems to good to be true.

>>57038709
Arm is literally the future for processors. Every single mag7 is adopting it, and currently a market cap of 40bil is ridiculously low

>>57038692
It's a joke.

>>57038668
>Which means stock prices go up
yes that was my point, it's bullish

Approaching sound barrier

Also my schizo side says to long nat gas

>>57038731
I don't invest in things I don't know what they are/do. It even being listed at the absolute fucking top is hilariously Jewish.

>>57038724
the easy ones i think are LMT, BA and NOC
there are also aerospace and defense ETFs if you want to take a look at what they are holding - XAR and PPA for example

>>57038744
>Listed at the top
At the top of what?
>I don't know what they do
Anon it's not a secret lol. But hey it's fine. Keep seething, the fomo will maybe kick in when it hits 100

>>57038718
It's a bet, not a hedge. Look up 50 cent VIX trader.

>>57038665
my entire disposable capital for Q4 has been allocated to christmas crackers and a garish amount of tinsel

Look at Fedex on man the real economy is going down hill. Recession earnings is coming...

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>57038777
That's not 50 cent. He doesn't buy short term vix calls. He's not a gambler. He has inside knowledge when shit is going to blow up like the banks so he bought 8 months before it occurred.

>>57038777
Well i'm a gambling man so. 50cent made a killing during svb thing earlier this year. A true harbinger of the meltdown

>>57038800
Nice. Personally i have allocated those funds towards setting up a fish tank. I believe the presence of fish will improve my life and trading.

Speaking of, how do I learn to let options ride? Stuff like selling at +100% but it moons +400% two days later

>>57038850
hold them as that +100% turns into -50% and you'll learn eventually

>>57038841
bullish for AQB

>>57038850
you should begin to liquidate options at +50%

UVXY mooning
my UVXY puts heemed beyond belief

>>57038850
Firstly no one goes broke taking profit. Second size small less emotion makes an easier hold. Third don't fight the trend.

BDRY?

>>57038868
Indeed

>>57038801
But I just seent a FedEx truck.

>>57038864
i'm clearly retarded

>>57038850
grow your portfolio to a spot where you can buy enough options to sell a portion at +100% or even lower and let a few ride for a possible +400% but it wont hurt if they go bad

>>57038864
>>57038869
So basically +100% is absolutely great and I'm just a greedy fomoing fuck

I hope at least one of you saw me announce my sell of GOOG last week and inversed it...

New ATH on SPY. Begone bobo.

>>57038762
>Top of what
Of everything but especially the semi conductor meme
>License through subsidiaries
Yeah it's really obvious what they do anon...

>>57038904
>We make CPU architectures
>How do we sell them?
>Through licenses ofc
What's the problem?

>ZIM
thank you iran, very cool

>>57038902
Not yet but we're getting close, ytd yes.

>>57038918
So these 30.50c on soxl for the 22nd are not all that unreasonable you say..

>>57038913
Anon explain what a CPU architecture is and what they specifically do in detail without saying "it's hekkin the future of processors"

>>57038936
uses less electricity, simple as

>>57038904
>$145.99
what's the bid-ask spread on Greg's book?

>>57038890
depending on what you are hoping for but in general yes without a doubt, its a 2x of your initial position
if you are hoping for something crazy, like intel anon talking about INTC hitting a 2x this friday or the anon talking about S&P 500 hitting 8-9000 next year then 100% gains is nothing on options as they can hit 10000+% gains on options

>>57038936
For babby tier brainlets like you, arm CPU architectures are more efficient and parallelizable. You know, shit that actually matters for meme stuff like phones and AI

>>57038936
I mean it’s literally hekkin the future of processors my sweet summer child

>>57038936
Computer brain more simpler.

FOMO'd into CAN I cant stand watching it pump 30% every day. See you all on the other side.

>>57038566
Finally a poster with some class. Baggot gives the rest of us Jews a bad name. He shouldn't be the poster boy of God's chosen people

New home sales came in hot. Home prices could double again next year along with the S&P

>>57038850
Roll to a higher strike price. Doing so will take some of your money off the table but your profits will accelerate if it keeps going your way. I only ever buy itm though

>>57039006
DRV?

Is buying calls on SAVE worth the risk?

>>57038918
Previous ath was 4749. We passed it.

>>57038731
>Arm is literally the future for processors
that's Risc-V

>>57038982
Also fomo'd into CAN but yesterday. $50 EOY

>>57038215
Here, take a PNG

>>57039017
>DRV?
Why would you be a real estate bear heading during the strongest economy in US history heading into the biggest meltup in stock market history? House prices will double next year

>>57039006
I want to buy a bigger house and rent out mine but I'm not I'm not paying 7% interest on $400,000

>>57039041
But why white claws?

>>57039026
lol not happening freetard

>>57039053
because zoomerz are retarded

>SPY will double next year
>real estate will double next year
>INTC will double tomorrow
mumus are getting ahead of themselves again

>>57039049
>I'm not paying 7% interest
Mortgage rates are going way higher. The housing market was accelerating with 8% rates. Where do you think mortgage rates will be when we have 8% GDP growth next year and S&P melting up?

>>57039025
It's not really an ath until the market closes.

>>57038980
>>57038965
>>57038963

>They told me they were the future
>They don't even make anything

>>57038714
>competition drives prices up
>if we sell more houses prices will rise!
If you say so

>>57039053
I think it was random
Just like the movement of SOXL

>>57039063
>SPY will double next year
Yes
>real estate will double next year
Absolutely
>INTC will double tomorrow
No. INTC will be a laggard next year

Feels as though as there is nothing that can cause the market to go down at this point. It's so fucking hard to be bearish right now.

>>57039073
How often do we have to repeat it, they design the fucking chips.

>>57039073
GE makes practically nothing but just pimps out their licensing. That's how business is kiddo.

>>57038963
Hmm yes yes I was worried about how parallelizable it was. One of my chief concerns. Our trading bor also noticed you used the word efficiency 10 times in your presentation so we are all in for 10B dollars as long as you hire more black people

>>57039073
Why is it always the fattest, ugliest, people that land in positions like this? Back in the old days she would have been shamed into working as a secretary or something.

>>57039025
Damn that's crazy.

>>57035127
(posted in dead thread like an idiot)

There is some truth to this, but I need to work.

Not a 2 hour commute 40 hour week goblin. Made it a few years back with some lucky crypto trades and inheritance. Tried the whole do nothing, surf, party travel thing for 6 months and felt unfulfilled.

I said fuck it, and went to an elite graphics school crash course, and got a job at a famous video game company doing what I liked. Absolutely zero stress because I don't NEED the job and laugh off all the politics at work, but I am much happier now.

Call me cuck, wagie, whatever. Working in a creative field is necessary for my soul. Cant argue why, but it is.

>>57039029
$50 eod it looks like.

>>57039126
I could do a really well thought out response but basically the TLDR is that the entire point of communism is the destruction of anything beautiful

>>57039069
I'll stay locked into my 3.5% rate until I pay it off in about 2 years ($40,000 left)

>>57039126
its a mystery anon

>>57039126
fat and ugly = hate yourself and the world
>sorry not sorry

>>57039134
Turns out work does set you free.

>>57039025
>>57039130
wild how my broker's chart says it is not a new ath either

>>57039104
I'm so glad I dca'ed Cathie Wood's ARKK, I'm making a KILLING, far better than /smg/ - is she the best trader ever? No wait, let me answer this - YES!

I sold my calls at the top

>>57039156
Jews created communism. Communism destroys everything beautiful and mergers everything into a gray sludge. Jews preach tikkun olam which is everything coming together as one so their antichrist can come back and let them rule over the slaves

Tldr it's the Jews. Or communists (which are Jews/created by Jews)

>>57039192
I sold your mom's top.

>>57039192
good job anon

I feel pretty silly for buying puts on US Steel yesterday

>>57039192
>He fell for the double top meme

>>57039084
Now that you put it that way, I guess it's irrefutable and inevitable. God Bless.

>>57037936
kek

>>57039217
It's honorobru nipponese steel folded 9001 times now.

JOE SCAM MARKET BIDEN

>>57039192
I did the same thing...

>>57038873
vix top signal

Well fuck it, I closed all my shit and bought 0DTE SPY calls.

>>57039229
Christmas truly is the best time of the year. Has there ever not been a santa rally?

>>57039295
GHAHAHAJHAHAHJAHHAHAHAGHJAHAHAHA

>>57039295
Whats the GoNogo saying?

Does SPY ever do anything why did I buyed this faggot I should have just gone all in on oil again.

>>57039241
SETPOINT

>>57039295
Proof or you're lying baggie. Also what are your losses now?

>>57039295
at what % down did you close those nvda puts

Baggie you fuckin cuck

>>57039295
Pfffftttthahahahahaha

>>57039280
Now I'm not sure if I should buy some puts or watch for the bottom of the dip to buy more calls

why is this thread the only place giving attention to attention whorse

>>57039295
I'm buying puts, this is the top

>>57039308
I dunno, I don't remember how to get to the go no go feature.

>>57039330
I don't look at the other threads and I don't mind namefags. Go back to the crypto pits where you belong

>baggie buys spy 0dte calls
>first 15 min red candle on spy

Hope none of you retards bought SAVE

Is there like a fake call/put economy simulator you can try out?

>>57037510
No idea where else to ask this, and search engines don't understand the question well.

Everyone throws around that house payments should only be like 25%, 30%, 35%, etc, of your salary but never specify the technicalities.
Does that imply pre or post tax, and is it also affected by living with more people? I.e. living with a partner, do they mean I can actually afford something 60% of MY wage, but 30% of OUR wage?

Something something, dave ramsey, wash ur penis, clean ur room, pay off ur debts.

>>57039376
He's trying to meme this thread into selling too so he can cope kek. That dumbass probably still holding onto his puts

>>57039394
brokers should have a paper account that you can use to do that

>>57039377
Niggers

>>57039424
>>57039424
>>57039424

>>57039406
Ideally your house payment/rent should only be about 25% of your monthly income. Whether that's $12000 in total with your spouse or $6000 because you live alone, it's 25%. Post tax. What you actually have in the bank each month. You're overthinking it.

>>57039442
gotcha, cheers.
I saw the latest gov stats that report on 'household' sizes. Used to be more people living in nuclear families, but now the 3,4,5,6,7,8 person households are disappearing, and there are far more 1 person an '9+' person households so was curious as to how talk show hosts and stuff account for that.

>>57039481
Yeah, just make a budget if you haven't already and really try to figure out what you can and can't comfortably afford. The wife and I made a budget for the first time before we got into our first apartment years ago and it was a real eye opener when I started adding up all of our monthly expenses.

>>57039295
thanks for the sell signal I am out

>>57039406
Post tax. Fuck anyone who says otherwise. I don't get to spend money I'm taxed so who gives a shit about that.