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I spent all my money on crypto, I couldn't give myself a shit cuz of it
I have SPX now but no money for christmas, what to do?

>> No.57035802
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sell 2 kidneys and wait for santa to take you in his sleigh to heaven (most probably to hell but it never hurts to be positive)

>> No.57035905

>>57035802
we're all greedy bitches, surely more than one of us here has a place reserved down there kek

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>>57035905
>lil bro thinks there is life beyond death
uh yeah, why not, nerd

>> No.57035983

>>57035918
that's still more realistic than someone actually making it

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>>57035918
I once said a bad word while my mommy wasn't looking, I'll never go to heaven

>> No.57036007

>>57035753
fall into debt and buy gifts, santa may be a communist but we are not

>> No.57036024

>>57035918
if there is, I will surely be reborn as a fucking pig.