/biz/ - Business & Finance

STONKS

>Bulls eat for free

ARMbros.... Why didn't they listen? Do they hate money or something?

Thanks for baking. You are appreciated.

i hate niggers and bobos and so does the market

they doubted the over 5 mins in paint indicator.

now they will learn

I capture 90% of roastie expenditures by holding etsy and chwy

Why can’t China make a good electric car? Huh riddle me that smg

>>57028689
SAVE SUCKS SO MICH IT'S UNREAL

>>57028701
Zoomers discovered Walmartians

>>57028701
>First World
Kek, US.

why are we even here?

The stock market will continue to go up every single day - the nominal value of the value is decreasing every day.

I hope this make sense to you, basically, buy now because you are being priced out. Homes are set to double in price in the next 2 years as well, if you are not fully invested soon, you will be priced out.

>>57028728
>Bulls eat for free

>>57028719
there are no good electric cars, they're fucking toys. what is going to happen when these fucking liberal shitholes in New England mandate every car must be electric, then the whole fucking state loses power for 2 weeks after a hurricane or snow storm?

>>57028719
tiny eyes so they can only see 15% of what other people do. so their vision in innovating is less too

This is not a bear market. why you keep posting bears faggots.

>>57028734
the nominal value of the dollar is decreasing every day*

>TESLA PUMPING
what is going on in this market

>>57028728
>food on the ground
>man stealing
>no one gives a fuck because it’s not a first world and there’s more where that came from.

LET THEM EAT CAKE YOU DUMBFUCK

>>57028734
This anon gets it.

>>57028719
You have to understand that China is all about fucking people over. They don't care about the cars catching fire, if they can cut corners and make money from it.

>>57028725
Just buy it already lol, fucking retard, it's still going UP

>>57028753
>We eating for free

Thanks guys. These nio bags are getting heavy. Id dump if I can get back to my 10$ buy in. God I’m so close. Might just do it anyway

>>57028701
kek clean it up wagies

SPY 474

FRESH HIGHS
>>57028735
I really don't care for black people.

>>57028734
The stock market will continue to go up every single day and the currencies it's denominated in are debasing faster than the nominal gains can keep up. Better use maximal leverage to keep up or you'll get priced out anyway lmao

>>57028734
This is the FOMO I mean which is fueling the market.

I'm up 82% on SAVE. Really wish I'd had the cash to buy more than a measly 100 shares.

>You know why I pulled you over, son?
>You bought puts in a melt up zone.

>>57028761
Let them eat cake. Idgaf

Am i the only one longing TSLA and AMD? They pumped so hard after le crash of october and are still pumping rn...

>>57028783
I've heard of business being conducted with these fine companies

>>57028774
It's called an inflationary meltup. Look up venezuelan stock market.

>>57028783
Hey. I make racist jokes about these companies.

Why is oil pumping nonstop I want a fucking entry for fucks sakes

>>57028789
I will be purchasing TSLA put options today before the closing.

>>57028737
Electric cars have shit resale value. Literal bricks.

There will never be a red day ever again

>got acess to my late father's 401k
>fidelity won't let me withdraw and keeps saying the automoated system couldn't process my request
>likely going to have to talk to some pajeet in a mumbai call center.

fuck

>>57028783
These are companies

>>57028807
i think insurance companies should be allowed to charge you more on your homeowners policy if you have one since they have a tendency to just blow up.

>>57028803
Middle east at war again. Gotta kill all Muslims and charge $5/gallon for gas to support Israel. Operation we love puppies and hate Muslims just started

>>57028811
Everytime I call fidelity I get a white guy. God I wish I could buy shares of that company.

>>57028817
Some of them are, yes

I made some new bull friendly images

Lunch break? Nothing is happening

>>57028783
For you...

>>57028803

>>57028844
>Bulls eat for free

>>57028844

>>57028844
You are very talented

>>57028858

My TQQQ calls are up 50%

I dont even celebrate my stock returns despite being up massively for the year, the dollar is just being debased so fast its becoming worthless quicker with each passing year.

I feel bad for anyone who has cash saved up, they wont realize what a grave mistake that was until its too late. I seriously hope you dont have cash saved up.

I'm shopping for a luxury home now, because I've realized that is the only savings account worth having.

What is the point of options where the strike price is super far out and the premium is ridiculous? Does anyone actually buy those?

Like for example on SPY 12/20 calls you can buy a call at a strike price of 391 for 83 bucks. Who are these for? Just long term winners who bought LEAPS and are still holding or what

>>57028887
>Wanting to pay a bajillion dollars in upkeep/taxes so you can have 17 bedrooms you don't use

Jews figured it out a long time ago. You just buy a bunch of shitty duplexs built in 1950 and pay some Mexicans to paint them and then charge $1500/months in rent because it's "near downtown" or whatever

>>57028918
if it goes higher its a better deal for whoever holds them, dont forget that a call is a contract that allows you to buy the underlying at that specific price

>>57028918
In an inflationary meltup, options are fucking useless. You want assets - not promises.

>>57028811
Yes, Fidelity is dogshit. Thanks for playing.

>>57028939
What kind of cope is this. I made +100% on Google yesterday

>>57028939
you're retarded and you give useless advice

>>57028939
??? you want leverage. Options are leverage, borrowed capital.

I got $700, (I think it's retail money, but it might be smart money I'm not even sure, but money is fungible so lets just call it smart money) and I need to allocate it someplace. Anybody got any thoughts on how to turn it into 3 yang by Friday?

Looks like it's the smaller trash carrying the market today.

>>57028950
>>57028953
>>57028958
I agree options are a way to grow capital. How much of your networth do you use for gambling?

>>57028973
YANG is trading for $13.90 so turning $700 into 3 YANG is really easy dumbass

GUYS; BUY BUY BUYBUY

>>57028983
1 Yang = $1,000 newfag

>>57028990
Man remember when that guy talked about giving everyone UBI and they said he was dumb but then they gave everyone trillions of dollars of COVID money and it was dumb and we had hyperinflation and people still dont know why line goes up. I remember.

>>57028529
>As evidenced by this year, the first 3 are incredibly bullish
When they cause unemployment to go up to 4%+, you dumbfucks will finally see how those 3 are not really bullish after all

BABA bros I just had 3 eggs (fried in butter) 4 slices of bread with butter, brined cheese, homemade forest fruit jam and 7 cabbage rolls I'm going to finish it of with a banana, bajadera and dried figs. Fuck the janitorial staff! Everyone else have a good day.

>>57028973
UPRO 56C 22 DEC
can do that assuming you believe the S&P 500 can continue its rally
i wouldn't touch it as its a bit too high risk for me

Why yes, there will never ever be a selloff in this market, how could you tell?

This retarded rally is going to end badly.
SPX to 3200 I don't know when but at least before the end of next year

And shitcoin will take out 11k before any etf gets approved

>>57028978
In other words it used to be a bubble because it was only the magnificent 7. Now its also a bubble because everything is growing. Is that the message atm bears?

So everything go up forever?

>>57029015
>When they cause unemployment to go up to 4%+
If anything they will cause unemployment to go even lower. High interest rates are a form of QE. It's risk free money deposited to your account everyday that you can use to buy more stocks/hire more people/invest in AI etc...
>inflation
Inflation is a good thing, deflation is bad. Inflation means that prices and wages continue to go higher, so workers and businesses both get richer
>bad GDP
what bad GDP? GDP is accelerating and could hit 8%+ next year. The economy is booming
>bad company earnings
company earnings have been incredible across the board this year. AI is changing the world at an unbelievably fast pace

>>57029030
Eggs and butter are based but you lost me with the binge eating a bunch of carbs.

>S A N T A
>R A L L Y

>>57029052

>>57029040
>>57029052

The dollar is becoming worthless, the stock market is not even going up in nominal terms anymore. Your witnessing the death of the dollar, thats all.

Hope you own some property, otherwise your going to rent or sleep under a bridge.

>>57029056
its a weird myth that the cholesterol you eat becomes the cholesterol in your body
now we have a bunch of skinny feminine faggot men who avoided it all their lives

>>57029072
we're do for another crab

>>57029056
I was way too busy and had to "skip" breakfast. I need the carbs for the gym. Shoulder day today.

$42,000 in cash and no idea what to do. Casually swinging, beat the market, and now stuck like a nigger.

I just got this e-mail.

>>57029024
Make the bear into sushi kek

>>57029080
better than another heeming

This covid shit sucks. It's way worse today than it was yesterday. I feel like someone kicked the shit out of me.

>>57029072
this is also why small cap value and shit that mimics itlike reits, out performs in the long run. because while it doesn't do as good in the bull runs it continues to grow during the crab

>>57029095
We need a heeming.

>$89,999.58

bros I am a mere 42 cents away from hitting $90k for the first time.

>>57029096
just take medicine a few days to feel okayish til it wears off

>>57028803
China is invading Taiwan next week.

>>57029086
>Baggies trade yesterday NVDA puts TLT calls
>Both losing money.
>90% of traders lose money.
>Baggie uses Robinhood as broker.
>I didn't invest in Robinhood knowing the former facts.
>HOOD is up 60% in the last two months.
How did I miss this opportunity...

>>57029096
Hey Raggot! What do I do with this $700? I need to turn it into $3000 by Friday.

A QUESTION
for all:
what do you understand about risk / probability that few others seem to understand?

>>57029054
>could hit 8%+
Mumus have severed all connection to reality.
Market fundamentals will teach you how the world works soon.

What contracts we getting for insurance? I'm thinking vix 50's.

>>57029108
Refreshed after making this post and I'm over $90k now

woohoo! Next stop, 100k!

Why are SAVE 16.5C 11/22 jumping from 0.01 to 0.58, but 18.5C are jumping to 5.00? It looks like bid/ask is bouncing like crazy, what's going on?

>>57029096
Chicken pot pies are awesome when sick

>>57029118
I understand that narratives explain the current prices but don't predict future prices, and I understand that buying something historically cheap (commodities) is less risky than buying something historically expensive (expensive commodities or equities).

>>57029118
The risk of going bancrupt is non existent. You just get a new start. So just gamble away with options until you hit the lottery.

>>57029096
At least your COVID should clear up before Christmas. I'll probably show up with bruises still on my face
Anyway, fuck all of that
BUY NOW
CATCH THE SANTA RALLY

>>57029094
I'll try. Give me a few mins.

>>57029097
why do global stocks even exist

>>57029076
It was based off of some famous study in the 1950s that ended up being debunked and the scientist that did it was caught basically just pulling numbers out of his ass and lieing.

>>57029081
I hope you didn't fall for the bulking meme bro. You are supposed to be getting lean for spring right now. I swear they tell people to "bulk" just so there is less competition. Glad you are going to the gym though anon.

>>57029096
Wish you a speedy recovery Rocker.

>>57029109
My mommy brought me a nice care package just now which helped
>>57029116
Bet half on the giants winning next week, and the other half on Michigan beating Alabama

>>57029128
low liqudity and not enough people are trading them so you get dumb prices

what is smiggers christmas plans? im heading to the countryside in a few days.

gonna be eating and comfy theory reading for me

>>57029151
Nah I'm not really bulking I'm just doing PRs every 2 weeks and I get a really strong appetite. Did back yesterday based gym poster.

>>57029155
Got it, parlay the Eagles over the Giants and the Crimson Tide over The Faggots in Yellow. for $700

>>57029115
I shilled HOOD after earnings and made a good bit on it. I didn't think it would rally as hard as it did though I wish I played it more/for longer. I do think it's a solid long term hold but it gets rugged so hard so often you might as well just wait for the next dump

Where the fuck are the sellers.

>>57029155
based.

cup noodles are like zero nutritional value. get some steak for some real fuel in the machine

>>57029181
Your mom is selling.

>>57029172
Classic dirty baggie nigger move.

XXXX doesn't have options, I think it needs to exist for 90 days before it gets options, so I bought UPRO call $56 12/29

>>57029120
>Market fundamentals will teach you how the world works soon.
Kek wasn't bobo saying this all year? The reality is that business is booming. This is the strongest economy in US history and we have a long way to go before we reach the top

>>57029155
That'll only pay $1700 on a $700 bet. I need $3,000 and I need it Friday you dope. The fucking Rose Bowl isn't even until January 1st.

another dick seems to be going successfully into space

>>57029205
I literally bought all of Pelosis bags kek.

>>57029155
>Sick
>Eats all carbs
>Probably still drinking beer

Why are people like this :(

soxlsisters what brand of dilator do you use???

Go to lunch mumu, I'll watch the trading desk

This was the Double Top

>>57029179
Yeah I know you, I was looking at it, but thought it world dump further considering they're not profitable but then again the enterprise value was $2B in retrospect that is cheap for a brand like Robinhood, Looks like I wasn't the only one surprised by this huge rally. Can't win them all.

>>57029205
This. Remeber all the charts and technical jumbo mambo they posted?

>SPX 1D RSI
81.81

>>57028689
If/when shit starts going down in Yemen, will the defense stocks go up again? I already have Lockheed, RTX and General Dynamics in my portfolio, any other good defense stocks?

>>57029159
So no one is writing them and people are holding them?

>>57029205
Longest yield curve in history too LMFAO

>>57029232
Their stock price is slightly tracking crypto but there are other good catalysts like expanding to Europe and every quarter all of their financials improve. It's a good volatile shitcoin ticker to play because people feel so strongly about it one way or another.

>>57029243
SWBI, RGR, more BA

>>57029243
AVAV could be promising. They make UAVs, drones and such, and I reckon warfare is headed in that direction.

>>57029243
The special military operation in Yemen is only going to take 2-3 days tops.

>>57029243
DFEN instead of trying to pick a specific company. It's leveraged too and leverage is based

>>57029238
I dislike RSI in general, but sometimes you just have to check it when things get extreme.
Speaking of extreme, we've moved up another point on the scale.

>>57029252
>expanding to Europe
Yeah and they're getting into crypto, as I said at the bottom they were at a $2B enterprise value which is kind of cheap for the Robinhood brand in retrospect...

>quadruple drive bear div forming on the fucking QUARTERLY Dow Jones chart
There's no way this isn't the top.

>>57028761
Yeah that's probably not the appropriate business model for Chicago

>>57029244
no one is selling them nor buying them at prices that would make sense or in a high enough volume to satisfy the demand
there are people that have sell orders for them at what seems like weird prices now and you see them as there is nothing lower / higher depending on what you are looking for

>>57029267
Nice we still have 21 points to go until we hit 100

>>57029149
Because until 2011 they outperformed america. This bullrun is a direct result of the massive QE we're doing. Which hey, it worked, but if it doesn't turn back on you shouldn't be surprised to see international sneak up on you

>>57029277
>There's no way this isn't the top.
But i am the bottom.

Would you become Lisa Su's obedient sex slave, /smg/?

keep buying stocks, money is literally worthless - stop looking at the price, you should be focused on getting rid of cash as fast as humanely possible

22 year olds out of college are earning 6 figure salaries in entry level positions, that should tell you something

GET
OUT
OF
CASH
FAST

>>57029283
Pullbacks to 99 will become good buying opportunities

>>57029200
Is there even a point to having options on a leveraged ETP? Like what can you do with options on UPRO that you can't do on SPY?

OPTIONS HAVE OPENED ON SHOT! HERE WE GO BROS!!!!

>>57029209
Well than just spend all $700 on a parlay for tommy cutlet prop bets instead.
>>57029217
Definitely not drinking beer.

>>57029297
It's not enough to get rid of cash, you should be shorting cash via taking out debt and margin

>>57029314
The giants and eagles don't play until December 25th you fucking dope.

>War in Ukraine.
>Russian natural resource bans.
>Nordsteam blown gas prices go through the roof.
>Fighting in Middle East.
>They start attacking Vessels.
>Asia to EU freight rates double.
Why the fuck do we always lose Yuro bros.

volcanit eruption! volcanit eruption!

short airliners!

>>57029309
Finally this is my chance to make it

>>57029324
I blame America

>>57029322
Well then go buy your gookfu some jewelry or something with the money! I don't appreciate your attitude towards my suggestions.

>>57029324
maybe if you had strong leadership instead of letting all these women control your policies, you guys could have nice things.

>>57029324
You didn't finish killing the jews a hundred years ago.

>>57029324
Well you see America runs the world and America is run by Jews. For some reason Euros cuck to America on everything and never do anything in their own best interest. Muh holocaust or whatever is going to be the reasoning in 2079 about why you need to pay more taxes and import more Muslim refugees.

>>57029343
Yeah please go short. I always wanted to own majority of an airline. Which one would (you) buy?

>>57029352
Raggot, the jewlery she wants is $3,000 dollars and I only want to spend $700. You're not helping at all.

>>57029309
What? I've been holding SHOT options for weeks.

doomers..... we're so back

MT ST HELENS JUST ERUPTED

>>57029324
The aristocracy that you continue to inadvertently prop up keeps playing Monopoly with your client states. I wouldn't even call them nation states since those were slowly deconstructed after WW2 and capital cities are merely nodes of a secret interconnected world government.

>>57029366
What happened? The Yemen thing?

>>57029364
>3000 dollar jewelry
jej

>>57029371
>secret interconnected world government
That sounds fun. What networth do i need to have a say in that?

GET OUT OF CASH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>57029368
>https://www.northbendweather.com/wxvolcano-wa.php#:~:text=NORMAL%3A,returned%20to%20noneruptive%20background%20state.
liar

>>57029371
>Schwarzenegger
>Literally means "the black nigger"


The more you learn about Arnold the more you know his entire life was managed by Jews from the time he was a teenager. It's pretty wild rabbit hole to go down.

>>57029360
anything that flies atlantic lines, start shorting boeing

>>57029097
“Crab markets” just mean 1929 level decline in stock values, but papered over with inflation. Agree that value small caps are the best factor to own for that, but they don’t outperform gold in the two instances of that we’ve had since 1971

>>57029393
it means black sword you ignorant piece of trash

>>57029399
If you're not already short boeing you're retarded.

>>57029368
got a link?

>>57029381
>What networth do i need to have a say in that?
Financial barrier to entry is low if you're willing to play ball and be their wagie bagman/cleaner/drug procurer. However, if you want to be at the top of the food chain, my friend, you're already priced out.

>>57029407
it's all time high, since you'be been short already you've been losing money. clearly your timing has been wrong then

>they are short BA
Nice.

>>57029368
Who?

>>57029302
IDK I just haven't bought options in awhile and wanted to, and since I have a lot of UPRO I wanted to get more reliant on it than I already was.

>>57029418
What if i told you i own a 10% stake in MCD?

>>57029393
fuck you and your schizo ways. Arnold is an American Hero and He would be president if he was born here.

>>57029254
Smith and Wesson isn’t a defense contractor. Chance their 5.7 pistol gets picked up in the next few years though

SAVE sisters, I’m bored

>Oil building a nice ramp, ready for the oil report pump tomorrow

C'mon OILERS, GOOOOOOOO

fuck it I bought USO calls
#LETS_FUCKING_GO!!!!!

>>57029437
You already profit off of indirectly poisoning the peasantry. Now you have to directly poison them.

>>57029456
>Now you have to directly poison them.
How would i do that? And how would that benefit me?

How do you cope with the slow 1-3% gains from a balanced portfolio when everyone else pumping in 10-20% in a day. I just can't bloody cope

>>57029437
I would say.. "Nice".

>>57029439
>>57029393
Egger = Ecke, Winkel= corner/angle
Schwarz=black

=black corner/angle = aka coming from a black angle/corner (place)

Black acre

I was over at my dad's house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a pretty rural area of a very red state. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country bars. It's the kind of place that farmers, truckers, and the working class go to unwind.

Joe Biden was on the TV and the local gun store owner said,

"You know what? He ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up on the world stage again. Can't believe I'm saying this but Joe Cool has got my vote next year."

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I even heard a few calls of "Yessir" and "Damn straight" from the men around me.

>>57029439
Why do you think he is so famous? Why do you think he married a Kennedy? Why do you think he became governor of California and they tried to change the constitution to let him run for president? Why do you think he won every bodybuilding contest despite having worse physiques than his competitors? Why do you think he became such a famous movie star despite basically being unable to speak English and having no acting background?

The dude was literally owned by Jews since his youth. It was some type of humiliation ritual to disrespect his family lineage. His bloodline his nobel and his father was a high ranking Nazi. He isn't just some random guy that worked hard and made it he is literally a hilarious toy of the elite.

>>57029364
Buy her cubic zirconia jewelery. She's a chink, they are kings of counterfeiting. It's not like she'll notice anyway.

>>57029490
>At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country bars. It's the kind of place that farmers, truckers, and the working class go to unwind.
That's not how it works. Everyone has to drive and bars are expensive. If you drink you're probably going to do it at a friend's house.
Bars are for overpaid tech fags who live closer into town.

>>57029439
>Arnold "Screw Ya Freedom" Schwarzenegger

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Toadtoken.io

>>57029490
>only one gun store
*cough* bullshit

>>57028734
>The stock market will continue to go up every single day - the nominal value of the value is decreasing every day.
>
>I hope this make sense to you, basically, buy now because you are being priced out. Homes are set to double in price in the next 2 years as well, if you are not fully invested soon, you will be priced out.
Okay hotshot, riddle me this.
Every trade has a buyer and a seller.
>>57029475
>How do you cope with the slow 1-3% gains from a balanced portfolio when everyone else pumping in 10-20% in a day. I just can't bloody cope
You can just have a balanced portfolio and then do $500 7 DTE OotM option plays every few weeks depending on whatever schizo delusions pop into your head. The thrill of getting a 300% return and the loss of getting a 0% return is a good enough thrill that I can keep the bulk of my money in boring index funds.

>>57029513
you sound like you were in that bar

>>57029519
hes austrian, they dont do freedoms.

>>57029475
this is going to sound boring, which is fitting when you think about it, but the official cope is you're following a plan that will make you reasonably well off and happy thirty years down the road

>>57029499
You are so pozzed I want to bitch slap the shit out of you. It is like being the worlds strongest man in the 70s wasn't an accomplishment nor springboarded his modern career. Get fucked.

>>57029528
My home town usually only has one gun store. For a while we had two but the new one wasn't run very well and they went out of business.

>>57029499
PEAK schizo

>>57029552
When he moved to the US he was given free room and board by his Jewish handler who just so happened to organize the body building competitions and vote on who won them... He then got him to start shilling workout supplements and pushed him into the movie insuatry

>>57029529
BLOW ME TOP

this is who is shilling btc to you anons

>>57029281
Makes sense, thanks. Have a dog.

>>57029529
>getting a 300% return and the loss of getting a 0% return
damn that's a sweet deal

>>57029439
>Arnold is an American Hero
You sound like a faggot kike

>>57029577
You are a dumb ass; I bet you don't even have a healthy relationship with your parents. Keep blaming tribes people for your lack of understanding of how reality works around you. Do you even have a portfolio?

NOT JUST HIGHER
>MUCH HIGHER!

>>57029613
>California's best governor isn't an American Hero
You sound like you hate America;

>>57029598
If you have a 50% chance of winning it is. If you have a 10% chance of winning it isn't.

>>57029637
I do

>>57029614
All I've done is state objective facts (other than joking about his name meaning nigger)

Many of the high profile bodybuilders of the era literally dropped out of competition in protest of how openly rigged it was for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Any time you see someone so unanimously loved and shilled it's because they are tribe sponsored.

>>57029661
You are typing too much. You should rest.

>>57029483
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwarzenegger_(surname)

>>57029637
You'll need stronger dick sucking than that if you want to please him, anon.

Am I a retard or a genius for buying X puts Feb 2024

>>57029637
I do

>>57029655
what this anon >>57029529 probably meant he can gain 300% from the option but if he's wrong the loss from it will offset any gain in his index funds, but that assumes they will be in the green

>>57029686
Anyone buying puts right now is an absolute smrtypants who understands what a santa rally means.

A casual +15.59% on 36 trading days for the S&P 500.

>>57029673
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwarzenegger_(surname
I literally wrote parts of it in my post. At the end I don't know what I wrote. I started something with acre and forgot to delete it.

> "Schwarzen" means "black", and "egg" (from the same root as the German word "Ecke" for "corner") refers to a ridge, e.g., Eggli (long ridge), Eggiman (lives on a ridge), and Eggler (farms on a ridge).[1][2] Thus, the surname can be taken as a counterpart to the English Blackridge.

>>57029672
>No argument
>Woman tier "clap back"
>So bluepilled he is incapable of logic or noticing things

Many many many such cases

>>57029729
I'd put Schwarzenegger in the same category as Buffet or Trump: Probably involved but not abusive or terrible.

>>57029705
But I have sqqq calls as well, what a conundrum

>>57028735
I hate niggers so much it is unreal.

>>57029749
Trump sold his daughter to a Jewish hedge fund manager to get elected. It's the only way.

>>57029775
To make matters worse, kushner is a worshiper of Satan.

Uptick in schizoposting in smg?
Markets will be calmer for longer

>>57029295
ew, no.

>>57029800
>Father a convicted felon real estate developer
>Connected to Clinton's
>Connected to Trump
>Muh holocaust survival story

Every single time

>>57029817
>https://gcpdot.com/
The dot is green.

>MTCH
They've basically monopolized the way most people meet. And with rising numbers of single men, they will keep adding tiers to make them pay more to get to the top of a woman's list of people to go through.

>/smg/ sold their BUSSY before it went mainstream
You deserve to be poor. BUSSY boys rise us

>>57029858
Ahh yes the patented eBussy. That was a quality meme.

>>57029475
This is driving me nuts too, im up at least double in 5 years from my "safe" etf investments but i want some bullshit gamble to be rich now.

>>57029856
Except that’s the exact opposite of what the market and their data is showing. Byte dance dating app could push their terminal value to zero

>>57029856
The only apps they don't own are Bumble and Coffee Meets Bagel. The former is arguably just as bad and the latter is only for chinks and negro women.

>>57029858
>carSCOOPS

>>57029729
That was reference to the traning program of Mentzner.

>>57029749
shabbos goyim are as bad as their jew masters

>>57029880

>>57029880
>>57029858
...this cant be real

>>57029880
>scoops
>bussy
Thank you for pointing this out

>>57029877
Bumble is by far the best app for getting laid nowadays. I could explain my thesis if you care. I wouldn't invest in any of these companies.

>>57029883
Lmao gotcha. Good one. Metzners approach was too nuanced for most retards to understand so it really gets shilled the wrong way by lazy people nowadays that bastardized his advice. It's a shame the dude was really fucking cool desu

>>57029929
>I could explain my thesis if you care.
Please do.

hate MANU so much its unreal

Cigna keeps teasing me with a break out
I’m a patient dead man

>>57029929
Don't know how he was in person.

I know that this market is not following his advice. 9 days of pumping. Overtrained.

this might be biggest santa rally ive seen. green for days

>>57029934
So the problem with Tinder and all that other shit is that you can collect thousands of matches. Like you just swipe a bajillion times and get a ton of matches but there is no way to know if they are currently on/using the app or if they just have a billion matches sitting in their inbox.

Bumble time gates the matches. You have 24 hours to start a conversation or it gets deleted and it forces the woman to send the first message (don't expect much it's usually just "hi"). But it's this forced interaction and time gating that lets you know that she is currently using the app and currently looking for dick at this exact moment. Other apps like tinder have a bad reputation for being overly whorish whereas bumble is the same thing but with a better coat of paint on it. People use other apps for validation and to collect billions of matches. People use bumble to get dates.

>>57029956
>santa rally
It's pretty great

>>57029956
We all know what to do. We all know that this isn't 'sustainable' going into the new year. I know we will crash hard within
>2 weeks

>>57029956
The Grinch is coming.

>>57028735
"Why they be leaving black neighborhoods, Walmart be raysis!"

>>57029965
>You have 24 hours to start a conversation or it gets deleted
Hmmm. I guess that kind of good.

>>57029901
Newfag doesn't know about the eBussy

>>57029983
>Muh food deserts
>Muh racist
>Muh have to eat candy and chips that's why we obese
>Store opens up
>Shoplift/rob it until it closes
>Muh food deserts

A cycle that has repeated for decades

Am I getting this right or am I retard. If I put $100,000 into SWVXX I get $5,260 every 7 days?

>>57029994
It is so important sirs. Women get flooded with attention and if you aren't peacocking at the exact same hour that you match then she already has 10 other chads messaging her and two dates planned this week before you even get a conversation started

>>57029965
This guy swipes.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>57029994
>make a dating app where woman make the first move
>only give 24 hours to match; meaning the hoe is obsessive on the phone
>woman have to make the first move on a dating app
I've gotten laid on it but you will not find a hoe above a 5/10. Slags and Mopeds are all on that app. Tinder is for the cutie pies who don't have self esteem, hinge is for the normal people who are too busy to go on dates; bumble is for the polyamorous whores.

>>57030000
...s-should I know?

>>57030013
That's what it looks like, fucking nice if true.

>>57030018
>meaning the hoe is obsessive on the phone
More time spent on the app I guess.
>bumble is for the polyamorous whores.
Don't mind that if i were a shareholder although the company seems kind of overvalued at first glance.

>>57030013
It's annualized

>>57030000
It's over...

>>57029972
more like tomorrow

>>57030042
Of course.

>>57030018
I've matched with some 8s and 9s but most of them are done with their 'fuck around' phase and you won't hear from them again until they're shitfaced drunk on a Tuesday at 3AM asking if they can come over.

>>57030013
>>57030034
>put in 100k
>pays out 250k in 1 year
The 5% is per year.

>>57030013
It's annual and there is high risk.
see pic.

>>57030042
That makes much more sense thanks

>>57029972
The S&P 500 is crazy undervalued if you take inflation into account. My target for 2024 is 8000 for the S&P 500. I think the 8000 level is a fair price considering the current economic environment

>>57030062
You would think about inflation. I bet you write sonic fanfics too.

>>57029490
Boy are you a bad liar.

>>57030013
>>57030034
lol

>>57030062
Congrats. You beat the Arnold antichrist poster to win smg schizo of the day

>>57030079
To be fair, it does say 7 day yeild.

>>57030052
>women are done with their fuck around phase
>she messaged me to fuck around

Anon..

>>57030062
are you using legit excel spreadsheet with proper percentages being used? What macro economic data do you perceive that would cause a 40% gain in the next year? When this year was 24% YTD gain; with 15% of those gains being within the last 3 weeks.

>>57030093
Look at the S&P 500 vs inflation. It's at least 50% undervalued right now. And the markets always overshoot when they reach the top, so that's where I get my 8000 - 9000 number from. I think it'll touch 9000 but settle around 8000

>>57030093
>40% gain
He's fucking retarded, it's the other way around, macro data is all pointing to a -40% on the shit n piss.
Debt interest
Mumu euphoria
Yield curve re-steepening
Unemployment ticking up (this is the big one imo)
Etc

>>57030093
>>57030062
To add on to this; the Golden BullRun of 2021 was a legit 100% rally during the biggest financial fraud of American History. We are currently at the same peak levels of the GoldenBullrun; at the Exact Same time. Pic Relates

>>57028719
The government is essentially the only customer so companies have to aim to produce EV's under the cost of the subsidy they get for them to make a profit. Also why there's fields of them lying abandoned as there's no market for the CCCP they can dump them on.

>Ctrl+F
>No mention of US Steel (NYSE: X)
Anyone else double their money on an investment yesterday? Debating actualizing the posted value now and redistributing that cash (maybe even into NPSCY, lol) or just riding it out until the sale at $55.

>>57030100
You are just literally fortune telling. Look into how to properly price a stock based on the variable fundamentals; P/L, Trading Volume, Macro/Micro data, people behind fund; you shouldn't be investing or speculating unless you have the fundamentals down.

>>57030134
Remember the CLFtranny and their X calls 2 years ago? Hilarious to see them seethe right now! It won't go through though. The senator Fetterman is already halting it.

>>57030153
If I had to make a list of complete dogshit companies that arent generic """tech""" I think CLF would top the list

>>57030091
I wanna fuck around on my terms, I don't want a drunk slut calling me at 3AM when I have shit to do.

>>57030121
This time it is different. We have sent a champion to the afterlife to confront the Bogdanoffs as we reach the breakout barrier. Our champion will break the stranglehold the Bogdanoffs currently hold on the market top.

>>57030018
All online dating is for whores.

>>57030143
>Look into how to properly price a stock based on the variable fundamentals
Fundamentals do not matter. Period. Liquidity matters. If you invested by the fundamentals you'd be bearish this whole year
>>57030121
Yes and now we have much more liquidity in the system and unanchored inflation. S&P 500 is severely undervalued at these levels

>>57030214
Liquidity doesn’t matter if the stock is spitting out 10-20% of its market cap in FCF. In all other circumstances you’re correct

Eh, red MACD and rising? lol

>>57030187
would you rather kiss Charlie or the Bogdanoff

>>57030153
That's one of the incentives that may get me to sell out while we're at $49 instead of waiting on the $55. If we have to sit through several years of lobbying and legal fights between protectionists who don't want a foreign buyout of the largest US based steel manufacturer, then that $55 could either take forever (and I'd perform better on other investments) or disappear entirely. All honestly I don't think that they're going to stop it, but this could be dragged out and become some tiered purchase bullshit.

Gambled with some leverages today and i'm up 5%. Imma stop fucking around with my money and invest in long term, but i still left out 100 dollars i dont mind fucking around with. what can i buy with that?

>>57030187
>Had to pay his eye and his firstborn as a blood sacrifice
>People.dont believe in the illuminati

next
>>57030252
>>57030252
>>57030252

>>57030257
UPRO / XXXX for leverage. Maybe DFEN for WWIII

>>57029529
Well the reason I'm rolling balanced in the first place is wanton degenerate derivative gambling. Lost my entire folio in the oil crash last summer, and have taken two more stabs at it since then, lost 5k in the first stint and 1,5k in the second.

Tldr; this nigga likes gambling too much and is too shit at it

>>57030259
>recemixing threads
not even once.

>>57030259
deleted

>>57030259
Got deleted?

good morning i hate niggers and jews and jannies

>>57030259
Kek

>>57030257
You could buy like three or four hundred shares of Canoo. It's a shitty meme stock, but they just started their production plant last month, so the chances of a buyout or turning them into an actual company have gone up.

>>57030243
That actually looks bullish.

>>57030328
>>57030328
>>57030328
>>57030328
EMERGENCY OVEN

>>57030304
>>57030302
>>57030300
Its bc i got first with my BBC train comment

>>57030309
>SPAC
>EV
>Penny stock
Ooooo boooooyyy

>>57028701
White niggers are the worst but on the same note “clean it up, wagies”

Make way. Big ball playa coming through.

>>57029127
congrats, anon. I will join you one day.

>>57029243
Bruh nobody is worried about yemen

>>57028689
HOW HIGH IS INTC GOING AHHHHHHHH