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57026207 No.57026207 [Reply] [Original]

I have been working with my new boss for 3 months now and he just comes into the office watching us all from the camera like it's fnaf
so I peed on a plate and froze it, then went to the camera near his door to cover it up and slide the pee disc on his door without him noticing, I do this shit when I get bored of watching the $CORN chart, and I love that all he can do is just clean up

>> No.57026227

i put milk in my boss's coffee because it makes his belly ache, i'm a good boy

>> No.57026235

>>57026227
If he is lactose intolerant, it can kill him.

>> No.57026248

>>57026207
fucking scat fetishists

>> No.57026250

>>57026235
I don't see why it would be a bad thing

>> No.57026268
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>>57026207
>I peed on a plate
I miss pink guy so bad

>> No.57026272
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57026272

only a true Australian is worthy of using his own fluids as a weapon, unless you are a Chinese dude trying to make a new food and creating covid 2 by accident of course

>> No.57026281

>>57026235
Work is almost like the jungle, if there are fewer predators, the higher the chance that you will become the king of the food chain

>> No.57026288

>>57026281
i don't want to be king of anything, i just want my boss to have a bad time

>> No.57026300

>>57026272
>using his own fluids as a weapon
Or japanese for some reason

>> No.57026470

>>57026207
I've never worked before. I don't have a college education, but I found a job paying an upwards of 45k/year, and I won't need a car for it. Is this a good amount?