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Oh she's having sex. Just not with you.

Dunno who that guy is kidding. With that much face and neck fat, it’s obvious the guy treats himself to diabetus every fucking day.

>>57023592
This doesn't make the situation better. I'm trying to be a cautionary tale to the younger ones.
>it won't happen to me!
So you'll be in the 1% of actual happy marriages where the man gets all the sex he wants?

>>57023574
Math checks out. Don't forget to add in the divorce attorney fees and alimony

Thanks for playing

>>57023649
You need some perspective. Not everyone gets married for sex. That’s kind of insane. Some people are asexually romantic. Some people have such busy ambitious lives that they having a bunch of sex makes them feel unproductive and stupid. Not having sex should not determine whether your love someone or not. Clearly there’s some kind of compatibility issue that needs to be resolved.

>>57023574
>2023
>wife

>>57023592
this
>>57023574
you chose very poorly. She’s going to take half one way or another, may as well start the process now and get time back

I'm in the situation where I'm not getting enough sex
yet the thought of having sex with sluts and blown out toasties doesn't exactly appeal to me either
if anything I'd just find a girl ten years younger than me to have a bunch of sex with, but ultimately she'll leave me again once she turns 33~

>>57023574
At least you’re married. I’m so lonely. I wish I were married.

>>57023725
Find a hobby to be autistic about and just grind until you're the best of the best and then keep grinding to leave humanity behind. Could be a musical instrument, painting, sculpting or whatever. That's how men in antiquity coped with loneliness, it's not a new thing.

>>57023574
That's what you get for having pre-marital sex

>>57023759
I just want some intimacy. I missed out on life. Oh well.

>>57023818
Same here
>t. 33yo virgin

>>57023574
I'll never understand why you need to have sex with a conscious human being with feelings. You aren't interested in any of that. Just use a fleshlight or something.

It makes absolutely no difference, that's all in your head.

>>57023574
Bro you probably can't fuck. I've never been with a girl who didn't crave my dick.

>>57023574
hmmm i dunno, maybe work on your relationship instead of retreating into your little soothie bottle. Women are finicky and sensitive, you have to jump through a few hoops to keep them happy. When they are happy they treat you well, including plenty of sex. Sounds like you've got yourself a long road to that, as you and your wife have been lazy and cowardly. That's the default state for marriages, it takes some work to change it. Once you fix the underlying issues and establish some better habits it actually becomes quite easy to maintain.

Anyway, rather than doing the math on how much you've spent to fuck your wife, use that energy to grow up and make things better.

>>57023574
How did you not detect this type of women before marriage? I know honeymoon phase shit can be blinding but how long does a guy have to be with a chick to figure out she is a gold digging bitch

I don't understand, why wouldn't any woman want to have sex with a partner who makes "price per fuck" calculations and posts them on 4chan?

>>57024118
This also. OP doesn't know how to love his own wife

>>57023899
Literally all of human experience is in your head retard. Might as well just go sit in the corner if a dark room gazing into nothingness if your argument for missing out on an awesome component of life is "it's all in your head."

>>57023759
>get a hobby
>become passionate about it
>wow now life is good!
>suddenly woman appears
>lose interest in hobby for awhile
>woman fucks you over
>now lost both passion and woman
Now what

>>57024248
I’ve been drawing since I was 5 years old. I can’t stop. I’ve been through terrible things in my life, and the one things I always do is draw. I don’t think it’s possible to lose your passion. Hobby, sure. But even if my arms fell off, I’d be drawing with my teeth or my feet.

>>57023574
>We've had sex under 10 times since getting married
she's fucking a dude behind your back lol

>>57023680
>tfw in an aromantically sexual marriage

>>57023574
>28.6k for 10 sexes.
nigguh, that's $2860 per sex. WTF kind of investment is this?

>>57023574
If it makes you feel better $200 doesn’t get you much in terms of whores these days.

>>57024065
I've seen enough stories that basically go "it was like a switch was flipped and she became a totally different person". It seems like you really never know for sure.

>>57024649
the switch definitely flips but its always a different degree. this guy got the bad rng

>>57023649
So why doesn’t she want to have sex with you? Thin dicked, small dicked, fat, autistic, smelly, under 5-7 or multiple of these?

>>57023574
Put it all towards black and see whether you were destined to live this life or just die kek

>>57023574
I mean I've been married for 8 years. Sex does, in fact, start to get old and 90% of the time I'd rather do other shit.

>>57023574
Sounds like a personal problem champ. Maybe don't marry vapid hoes.

>>57023574
The purpose of marriage is reproduction. If you are doing it for any other reason you are retarded

>>57023574
Should not have skimped on the ring and wedding. Next time get the $ per fuck up.

>>57024610
$200 will get you a good (i.e. not obese) whore in budapest easy

>>57023574
Kek, it's your fault, you could've just stayed as her boyfriend forever, if she wasn't ok with it you could've moved on and find another bitch, that's what I usually do, and I enjoy my free time playing blocklords KEK

>$200 prostitute
Yea the PPF is low, but its like having sex with a public toilet.
SB are sooo much better.

>>57023574
my buddy paid $50k for his wedding. only had sex occasionally afterwards because she had chrones disease and her colon juices would leak and sex was impossible. she divorced him 5 years later. crazy how that goes

>>57023574
>>57023649
>Now let's just assume I spent the same money on $200 prostitutes.

>You get herpes
>you get syphilis and don't detect it in time to stop tertiary symptoms
>You get into trannies from desensitization and get AIDS
>You don't have any children and leave no legacy
>You die alone after being beaten by a Jamaican nurse in some elder care home

While of of the unhappiest people I know married the wrong person, the happiest people I know married the right person. Don't let it slip by, anons, and trust in Christ

>>57024803
> like having sex with a public toilet
as someone who paid that price and to this day feel disgusted and probably will never get an escort again because of that experience, I agree

>>57023680
>Some people are asexually romantic. Some people have such busy ambitious lives that they having a bunch of sex makes them feel unproductive and stupid.
That's a lot of words just to say she's fucking someone else.

>>57024792
Not every bitch will want to stay as just girlfriend yk

>>57024759
Are they that easy? How's the thing with STDs?

>>57023680
nah, that shit is from modern times. is not natural at all.
> inb4 /pol/
please dont start shit

>>57024792
Some people might want to start a family, a real one

>>57024984
You're a walking, typing example of the DK effect. You fall back on half-baked allusions to nature as though nature isn't raw chaos.
>dont start shit
As though you get the final word and occupy the sole correct and reasonable position. Dumb NIGGER!

>>57024792
Hook up culture sucks penis and dating culture is even worse nowadays lmao

>>57023680
>Some people are asexually romantic.
Is that what she told you? Kek

>>57025011
there it is, the faggot nigger that could not hold himself, good job. At least you bump OP so that's good for him

>>57025027
>asexually romantic
Lol the guy got friend-zoned by his own wife. Brutal.

>>57025030
Engross yourself in "natural" impulses by sucking my nuts

>>57023574
I would kill myself before all of that shit. This is why i stay single, invest in upcoming projects (viral x looking hella good) and keep to myself. If i find my match then good, if not im not putting up with this shit like op

>>57023574

Dude please be a larp.

my ex wife hated me and we still fucked about 70 or 80 times a year.

>>57024932
>>57024984

Modern humans, yeah. Sexuality is diverse. Sapiosexuals can’t get aroused by stupid people. There are demisexuals, pansexuals, etc. Some people can’t get off without fucking corpses; we call them necrophiliacs.

>>57024248
>doing classical music degree
>can’t afford it, drop out, take fat girl home with me from college
>she gets me hooked on pot and I blow $12,000 a year on it; also gain a cigarette addiction
>my instrument takes a back seat
>she eventually leaves and I’m stuck with being 6 years behind all my peers, no money, instruments in disrepair and no support
I don’t hate women, but they’re not making this any easier. Most of this is my fault, but I wonder what it would have been like to have real support for my dreams.

>>57024964
> STDs
might be harder to convince one to go in raw ... obviously if you wear a condom you won't catch STDs. there's a certain hungarian escort site rosszlanyok natives use, and then use the WhatsApp number each whore provides to contact them. you don't need to call, just text.
Be white and have a nice profile pic on WhatsApp and they'll usually be glad to set something up any time of day

also a lot of clubs if you don't want the hassle of tracking down escorts

Why don't you just divorce her? your long term happiness will be higher after the initial aftermath. Find someone who will have sex with you daily.

>>57025146

As someone who has made it in the music world for over 20 years, I can say you were always doomed to failure. The only people that succeed in this business are people who are an absolute force of nature and anything that gets in the way of their success in music gets absolutely vaporized.

>>57025667
That’s true, and I recognize it. What a shame.

>>57023574
Only way marriage is worth it is if your wife is:
a. higher economic status than you
b. religious/conservative with insane work ethic and from a poorer country (will mean living in that country, learning their language, customs, etc)
Anything else and you're deluding yourself.

>>57025146
don’t listen to this faggot
>>57025667
finish your degree and find a cheap office, teach for $65+/hr. if you want to make it as a composer or performer be on the scene, go to people’s shows, and make yourself known. if you’re unionized, the going rate where i’m at is $86/hr minimum for arranging, $132/hr for leading/producing. you won’t get that work all the time, but it’s a nice chunk of change to supplement what you make from teaching

>>57023574
I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

>>57023574
>Check this math of my wife price per fuck.
>so far...
meanwhile she's listening to sinatra's "the best is yet to come..."

>>57023631
Oh quiet twig boy

>>57023574
>We've had sex under 10 times since getting married.
obvious bait thread
but doing the calculation is unironically interesting

>long distance relationship of 5 years, crosscontinent
>5k on flights
>14k on airbnbs and hotels
>3k on rental cars
>8k on gifts (she got me same value if not more, so not sure i should include)
>2k on lingerie, bdsm toys, condoms
>3k on eating out
>6k on groceries
>41k total
we were physically together 522 days in those 5 years, and we had sex 852 times
>above $48 per sex

i always assumed getting a longterm gf was the better financial choice as long as you're sexually active, but the expenses stack up fast even if you are (on average we had sex daily, although in reality of course there were days of 0 fucks and days of 5 fucks)
there's many good extras tied to the gf especially long distance, getting to travel and discover places and experiences. plus the obvious, sharing a life with someone you love and who loves you back
also no risk for stds
perhaps for autists or sociopaths the variety and flexibility of whores might be better. the balance still seems stacked towards gf as the better financial choice, but who knows

>>57026586
>long distance relationship of 5 years, crosscontinent
You just know.

>>57023574
>this is finance realted I swear
>posts /pol/ demoralization thread probably because he is a loser irl
If one thing remains true forever is that OP is a massive fag.