/biz/ - Business & Finance

BABA bros...

>TMF

>>57019465
She was completely oblivious to the fact NIGGERS could be there.

ATH after ATH FOR The Portfolio of Darkness

i hate niggers and bobos and so does the market
SPY 480 coming

Fuck!

>>57019433
I hate this picture OP. I’m looking for a good green bullish pic though and after these couple years all Im finding have crabs.

>>57019469
The oblivious ones are the ones that get caught off guard, and end up losing their property, life or both.

YOU PUSH IT

>>57019481
Just deposit more money.

>>57019481
F
What were you in?

SOXLbros

>>57019450
I lost 300k 2 years ago. I’m never trusting a Chinaman again. Both Xi and Putin did me dirty through the market. Who would of thought tyrannical kleptocrats were a bad investment?

>>57019481
Bye bye baby!

>>57019469
She really does need to learn not to relax. Im assuming her boyfriend is filming though.

Soft landings are only for the soft.

>>57019505
>Just deposit more money
lol
lmoa

>>57019527
That dude should link up with the Waco ATF/FBI boys.

>>57019517
Shorted ZIMV

How do you cope with fomoing on missed out gains? Stuff like +50% vs +200%

>>57019527
Well when it comes to emerging markets It's more about timing the market then time in the market.

>>57019433
Did the Fed do a rug pull? First Powell said rate cuts. Now others are saying no cuts until later.

>>57019543
>up 40%
did you sell some puts anon

>>57019562
>It's another "anon learns the global economy is governed by what is effectively trolling" episode

If the SAVE merger is approved by the DOJ, it should go up, right? What would the expectation of increase be?

>>57019562
>rug pull
Looks like a magic carpet ride higher to me.
m-mubros, maybe it's time to lock in a little? for me?

>>57019563
Lol, no. I'm fucked. Headed to Walmart now to hand in an application.

>>57019465
>same species

>>57019533
>her boyfriend is filming
He's also black.

>>57019575
fuck you bobo

>>57019581
its alright anon, just dont do something stupid like offing yourself and you can work your way out of it

Bulls are very fucking stupid.
Biden can't save you.

>>57019581
how much did you lose? like the other anon said, you can get past it, it won't be easy though. i got rekt a couple years ago and i'm doing alright now.

>>57019558
Except it was more timing the politics. Never would of thought a single banal sentence by Ma would cause Xi to neuter himself and kill a trillion of his own peoples money.
Or that Putin would kill his nations asset value for worthless farmland.
You have excellent advice I’d never thought of, but while I’d invest in emerging, I’m never investing in a dictatorship again.

>>57019581
Everybody remembers their first margin call.

>>57019621
What if I have never used margin?
>please forgive me St. Hwang

>>57019581
damn, that sucks man.

>>57019629
>imagine never short selling

>>57019572
They're being bought at ~$28 a share, so another $12 of upside.

>>57019597
>>57019611
Down more than $10k right now, but they haven't started liquidating yet.
I won't off myself. I still have money in my cash account.

>>57019641
I don't want to be reminded of how short I am.

Just bought more HYT

>>57019581
The west has fallen

>>57019649
well i lost close to $15k and it stung like fuck for a good few months. idec that it happened now, it made into a more focused, more calculating guy. upped my game hugely in terms of career too.

>>57019645
Thanks. I shouldve just looked at it myself online instead of just waiting for a reply here. Thanks again.


Based on your opinion, do you think they will approve the merger? I see both jetblue and spirit only account for 8% of all airline, being a very small portion.

based on my limited knowledge I would say yes

>>57019666
Yes. I have 150 call options on it.

My XXXX doin somethin

>>57019562
I've noticed a very concerted effort on instagram to meme into existence that rate cuts are coming in '24. AKA don't buy the house or make any big purchases just yet. Seems to me they're trying to psy op retail into cooling the economy instead of them having to jack rates up again.
Regardless, rates won't come down significantly, because the second they do home prices take off for the moon and thus inflation. We're in for years of 5-8% rates until all that covid money is passed through the system.

>>57019614
>Never would of thought a single banal sentence by Ma would cause Xi to neuter himself and kill a trillion of his own peoples money.
It is this exact stupidity that creates the opportunity, there is some evidence that chink leadership realizes they went to far and are turning the other way. I could be off on the timing and get burned like yourself but imo the timing seems right and I'm satisfied with the risk reward at the moment.

there are too many nigger round here

So do we see SPY 480 by EOW?

>>57019649
The wheel turns. Sucks though.

>>57019719
Could have bought TLT and you'd be in profit right now...

Wtf is tech trannies problem? Are they printing money out of thin air (AI)?

>>57019695
I've noticed a very concerted effort by retarded faggots on 4chan to shill that the world is ending in just two more weeks

>>57019695
they are reporting what the market is pricing in, its not a psyop
prior to FOMC market was pricing in 4 cuts in 2024 and after that it changed to 6
the market is always speculating so anyone important confirming the speculation just pushes it a step forward, whether they are right or not no one can tell but you can bet against it if you want to

Well, I'm done with work until the new year. Gonna cook a pizza and watch ESPN I guess.

>>57019699
Thing is I thought the exact same thing when I jumped in at 160 after the stock had been at 300. I hear your thesis and wish you well, but I’m just warning you it’s so much more random and unpredictable over there.
That 10 PE looks damn enticing and I very much doubt China is dumb enough to mess with Taiwan but I thought the exact same about the Ukraine when I owned Polymetal.

>>57019731
Ugggg

Oil chads where we at?

>>57019731
Nah, I bought TLT calls and its doing a "not going to make it" kind of thing right not.

>>57019719
Thanks, I don't feel so bad now.

>>57019751
But fed officials pushed back last week and today and the market still doesn't care. So it's all greed and FOMO at the same time

>>57019777
Nice trips, we're currently engaging the enemy in bush corpo-warfare down in Guyana.

>>57019777
checked

>>57019780
you still holding your nvda puts?

>>57019793
kek

>>57019751
>>57019751
Have a source on the 6 cuts?

Merry Christmas, /smg/!

My calls are up 21% since I bought them like 2 hours ago
wtf do I do?
They expire in 2 weeks

>>57019786
>So it's all greed and FOMO at the same time
yes, it's absolutely schizo tier market, i'm regularly listening to bloomberg and every time some fed says something that says the market is a bit early with their rate cuts it doesnt matter and they care only about people confirming their thesis
i dont mind it today as it is a clear trend but i think its getting wilder every week

>>57019813
its pure speculation by the market - https://www.barrons.com/livecoverage/fed-december-meeting-speech-rate-decision-today/card/futures-markets-expect-6-rate-cuts-in-2024-versus-4-earlier-0GuZFQP7CW6pR1VEmOdr

ITS SLAAAAAAAAGMAAAAAAAAAS

>>57019835
>FOMO
Good. Max fomo is the only way this shitshow ends.
Also these new captchas are gay

>>57019764
>Thing is I thought the exact same thing when I jumped in at 160
Your timing was wrong in retrospect, maybe mine will be wrong too...The P/E is closer to 7. If they manage to IPO ANT group that will unlock massive value for shareholders since the company is the second largest financial services company behind visa (yes bigger than mastercard). Looks like you touched a hot stove and got burned so bad you won't touch a stove again even if it's cold, that is to say I think you're being emotional from your past experiences and not looking at the fundamentals, that's just my opinion maybe you're right and I'll lose money on it too time will tell. As to the Russian stocks what brokers did (were forced to do) was criminal. That taught me a lesson when investing in emerging markets you should probably do it with a local broker, you'd be better off with your money "trapped" in Russia for a few years than your broker liquidating your position at extremely depressed valuations. I wish you luck too hope you make back all the losses and then some..

>>57019816
>Make power point full of buzzwords
>Decorate office
>Send email
>Take selfie

Productivity is up this year

>>57019800
Yeah, that's going to be the PotW (play of the week).

>>57019856
I love women so much it's unreal.

should I buy longshoreman application for 40k?
its guaranteed lifetime unless the 2 weeks finally comes or I'm killed

>>57019835
I have a shell that will grant any wish you want not related to the shell. It can give you as much money as you ever want. Only rule is you have to sell it before you die for less money than you bought it, or you go to hell. Would you buy it off me for 1 thousand dollars?

>>57019465
Just because you can go anywhere, doesn’t mean you should.

>>57019859
It feels very wrong to be on the same side of a trade as you, bagkike.

>>57019859
nvda unironically going to hit a new ath this week, this bloomberg interview going on now is my entire thesis

> america charges canadian investors a 15% dividend withholding tax
under what world is this fair.

>>57019855
Haha, you could be right about the stove. Fuck you temptress! (No idea what the masculine version of temptress is)

>>57019883
Fuck, she looks about as jewish as you can possibly get. NVDA is getting ripened for the kill then.

>>57019903
>Flag pin
Easy mistake to make, I admit.

>>57019913
Shieet. What a world.

>>57019902
At least I got something right. Hope I'm right about the stock as well for my own sake.

>>57019883
How is AI supposed to help these marginalized communities? They don't even listen to the police, and you think they're going to listen to a computer? lmao

>>57019883
Someone’s Jewishness just hit ludicrous speed. Yes I see the pin and my point still stands.

>>57019913
The liberal jews are protesting for palistine. Try to keep up.

>>57019943
The joke is they're all the same stock.

>>57019876
i thought about it and yes
can sort out my entire family's future health and money wise including any of our children, grandchildren and so on
even if i don't sell it by the time i die my family will benefit in an incomprehensible way forever which is a very easy trade

>>57019932
they are talking about generative ai being slightly racist with images and face detection, nothing new and its all nonsense clickbait shit

my big position is doing good. smaller position pisses me off. its just crabbin after big one day candle that sold off

>>57019943
It's a timeless Jew tactic. They keep everyone so confused about who is jewing who (it's the Jews).

You saw it most recently with "Israel kills 3 Israeli hostages" they run that for a bit so people with two digit iqs give up with even trying to follow the plot and then they can go back to bombing refuge camps and killing thousands of children

>>57019883
She is as chosen as henry kissinger.

>>57019932
Just imagine a marginalized community member in front of an all ai jury. I would guess that without all inherent human prejudice it would still go all out tay tweets on the person.

>>57020006
>It's a timeless Jew tactic
this
it's about controlling both sides of the narrative

I literally cannot fathom Meta's price and how they are making money still.

>>57019677
For what expiratoin?

>>57020049
They had a p/e of like 6 last year and you guys were still trying to short them... They make an absolute truckload full of money whether you like it or not. I don't even use social media and I invested in meta and shilled it last year while everyone was "lmaooo Zuckerberg gay metaverse go to zero dollars"

>>57020049
People still want to spend on their ad inventory, even though it sucks ass.

>>57020052
29th and 5th

>>57020049
neither can zuck the cuck

nvidia climbed back the earnings dump. ath incoming soon ?

is it going to be different this time?

>>57020041
I wonder if living with the jews is what drove the Europeans to invent the printing press, value free speech, and then build incredible telecommunications systems the same way living with animals caused them to develop immunity to diseases.

>>57020133
lol more than 50% sold. That's BULLISH (irony).

>>57020049
The do a bunch of stuff behind the scenes people don't usually talk/think about.
Nearly every mobile app on iOS includes their framework (I can't remember what it's called.) Of all the big tech companies they also have probably the nicest developer experience.

>>57020141
ironic considering how those things are used

man my portfolio literally doubled since October

is this sustainable? Should I sell and lock in these returns?

This was the largest bull run in recent memory

>>57020136
Maybe. It doesnt want to hit 500 but might in a few minutes.

I sold RR.L at £0.75

Bit silly

>>57020175
If Zuck is selling so can you.

Can someone help a noob out trying to figure out what to do. I bought some stocks when they were pretty low in the last year or two -> GOOG when it was at 98 a share and APPL when it was 110 a share, 100 each.

Now those stocks are doing very well and I have a decent profit with those stocks, I want to buy more of them but how can't justify paying the current price for them when I seemed to time it kind of correctly before but I didn't have enough capital to buy more at the time. Do I just bite the bullet and buy more at high prices or just hold in cash until a very bad day?

>>57019855

didn't they spin Ant Group off? it's a separate company now. Even if it IPO, baba won't benefit

>>57020175
how much is in your portfolio?

>>57020211
All that matters is your DCA (dollar-cost average)

How bout Gsat?

>>57020141
Yes

I told you guys to buy Chewy

>>57020231
Too lazy to look it up, but I'm pretty sure that's underperforming VOO.

>>57020231
Not buying your bags Ryan

But why are Audis no good?

>>57020212
No ccp canceled the ipo. They would benefit massively the ipo was at a $350B valuation they own 33%.

>>57020211
Always be buying. That "very bad day" may be very far away, and when it does come the price might still be higher than it is now. If you feel the stock is "expensive" split your buys so you can capture a cheaper price if it does come.

>missed out on oil
everything is fucking overbought what the fuck am I supposed to do keep sitting in cash like a fag?

>>57020305
im very bullish this week.

>>57020138
Oh no it's happening and this can kicking is just going to make it worse when it does. Now that said I understand the vibe at the moment and am currently long while the getting remains good.

heres my personal market mood meter

>>57020138
Hmm

>>57020305
My bastard. You FEED while others SNEED. You have to front run the new fad so you can dunk on the late comers.

Weird schizo candle on gold

He's off the mat!

>btc goes down
>crypto miner stonks go up

fuck this world.

>>57020361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn6hhrX34Pw

oooohhhh

>>57020347
Gold tends to do really well when the global economy grinds to a hald, the likes of which has never before been seen in the history of the world. Bonds too.

>Muh aaaaaiiiiii
>palantir couldn't stop some fifth grade intelligence flip flop wearers with 1980s guns from spooking multibillion dollar shipping lanes

lmfao, imagine investing in AI joke anything, literal vaporware scam from troons and psychopath "elite".

>>57020274
They're fine cars like any other, just had a driver that wasn't a good steward of the rules. They've long since been replaced.

I've been flipping a meme stonk and now I'm stuck holding the bag

>>57020432
as a palantir holder I agree this is vaporware trash

>>57020274
The beard and tracksuit crowd like the following:
Audi
Bimmer
Mercedes
Why? Dunno.

I got a holiday card in the email
I don't even live in that state anymore lol

At what age and liquid net worth is it acceptable to buy a Rolex? I have 80k to my name and am 28.

>>57020432
AI will eventually be a thing but it's decades down the road and it will be handled by a big hitter like NVDA, Apple, or Google. Not from some shitcoin company ran out of a garage

>>57020498
lol rolex lol

>>57020490
But which ones implement factory-installed features as a paid service? I know BMW definitely does.

>>57020498
There is never a good time to willingly scam yourself

>>57020511
He's almost perfect. Too bad he's hiding his cock with his hands.

>Could have made some money on stocks today
>Didn´t do it because i was impatient
>Could have a made a month´s wage in oil today
>Pussied out because i would have to use leverage

I don´t have enough money to live off from this, I need to get a job, but every fucking job i can apply to is utter shit, either bad paid roles or the kind of work i would end up bashing someone's head because I would have to deal with shitheads for a slightly better but still insufficient wage. I would need to get a gf to share cost of living, but i don´t really want/can do that, even more so under pressure forcing me to settle down for some dumb bimbo that could wreck my life down the road. I fucking hate being european.

>>57019827
close them.
time is not necessarily in your favor

>>57020498
You can get nice mechanical watches for less money. Rolex (still) makes good watches but they command a brandname premium.

>>57020498
Which Rolex? Even the basic models would be ~10% of your net worth which seems like a lot for a watch.

Took profit on my TNA today. Looking for another 3x to rotate into. There sure are a lot of them now.

>>57020511
All three do. BMW did it first, then Audi, and now Merc. It's cheaper to just install the hardware in everything from the factory and then charge for the software upgrade to use it than it is to have someone bring their car in for an upgrade and be without a vehicle. It only seems anti-consumer on the surface. And that is a beautiful woman.

I said on Saturday that I would give you guys a good penny stock. It is BRM on the TSXV, they just had a great earnings report in late November, and you can check out their financial statements and see they're looking very solid, and they have $54 million in backorder deals and that is growing consistently. Mostly taxpayer funded municipal work, they have a really good outlook, only real downside is low volume but it's a penny stock so what do you expect?

>>57020542
I think I'll let 'em ride

>>57020498
>Buying an expensive watch
>when you have a phone in your pocket that has the time
If you want to invest in worthless overpriced metal, just buy gold instead.

>>57020511
Who is this?

Friendly reminder:

>The other reason OPEC+ may not want $100 oil, according to Goldman Sachs, is because of the “political importance of US gasoline prices.”

>US presidents don’t want to see gasoline prices jump, particularly before an election.

>Asked about the Russian and Saudi supply cuts on Wednesday, US National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan told reporters that President Joe Biden is focused on “trying to do everything within his toolkit to be able to get lower prices for consumers at the gas pump.”

>“The thing that we ultimately stand for is a stable, effective supply of energy to the global markets so that we can in fact deliver relief to consumers at the pump,” Sullivan said.

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/09/06/business/oil-price-goldman-sachs/index.html

>>57019547
silently in real life, or in written form in 4channel

baggie post your nvda position so i can cum

>>57020599
>4channel
?

I just got robbed by a lanklet how do I get my revenge?

>>57020608
I'm just being a sad little pissant today.

How do all of you hysterical day traders avoid getting raped by short-term income and capital gains tax?

>>57020585
Nothing goes hand in hand more than penny stocks and canadian exchanges. Do failed burger companies flee to Canada once they don't meet listing requirements?

>>57020603
kek it reminds me when BOTY was a short meme here, I wonder if anyone is still holding bags

>>57019614
The MOEX is doing basically the same as comparable stock exchanges

>>57019547
You don't look back. Take your gains and put them elsewhere. What happened after you left matters not.

>>57020623
The TSXV is pretty much exclusively penny stocks. Every now and then I spend a few hours browsing the listings and investigating random financial statements until I find a gem in the shitpile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti22HHDzDk8

>>57020621
>getting raped by short-term income and capital gains tax?
>avoid
I'm confused.

>>57020621
by using an ISA (tax-free account), brainlet.

>>57020621
Most of them end the year in the red.

Im putting $7 each day towards AAPL, MSFT, NVDA, TSLA, AMZN and GOOGL.
I want to close with one more position so I have 7 stocks because of lucky 7s.
I dont want to double dip and buy something like SPY because it is already heavily influenced by the previous stocks.
Which stock would be your last pick anons?

So, anons. Oil is almost back to where it started today, I know i should have bought it when it was below 70$. But would you dump money on it now? I dont think i can give a fuck anymore

Migrate to Discord. There’s higher population chan forums with true chan admin and true chan moderators and true chan vibes. Goodder generacy.

We are the entire economy LOL

>>57019971
Admirable, the point is would anyone ever buy it as it’s worthless at a penny, but if it’s worthless at a penny isn’t it worthless at 2 cents, and if it’s worthless at 2 cents, isn’t it worthless at 3 cents ext to a bajillion.
I figure everyone rushing into these rate cuts are the opposite of the above game theory.

>>57020621
They pay the tax retard

>>57020684
Server?
Anyway discord is ded af now

>>57020674
KO

A good sort of truer investment and truer wealth is investing in the immense regionalism that has grown. Dividing and sorting is solving.

oilbros not like this..

>>57020590
At least gold has some uses in electronics and such.. a Rolex is just letting everyone know you have a tiny peepee.. imagine actually spending tens of thousands of dollars to carry around something that lets other people know your dick is tiny. Lmao

>>57020702
There’s many chan discords that are private and yet have higher populations than peak 4chan.

Much of real community has gone underground.

whats a good beginner stock to do a wheel strategy on? i have a small portfolio of 3k.

I’ll happily take a tiny sample of meat from my foot and feed my entire community with it eternally.

>>57020732
what's the point of telling me then? i have always hated cliquey shit and that's why i'm even on 4chan anyway.
what does anyone have to gain from underground crap like that? what could i possibly learn from discordtards that i can't learn here or by chatgpt-ing?
i've been on discord for fucking years and i liked it as a way to handle vidya matchmaking but it isn't relevant these days.

Avoid this Gangster

>>57020684
>Migrate to Discord
No
>>57020732
Fuck off

>>57020744
KO

>>57020748
AQB will never be a thing. We've gone over this

>>57020749
Some people prefer France without any blacks.

>>57020764
Whoa, I hadn’t looked in a while. Yikes!

>>57020511
>>57020594
No idea, image search gives some links to /s/ though.

>>57020615
Orally service an even taller man than him, lil boi

I ate a taco for lunch and now I'm too full and I regret it.

>>57020674
AVGO. It's going nuts.

OOOOOOHHHH

Remember: this is what they call a "crack up boom" when a country's currency collapses.

>>57020732
>higher populations than peak 4chan
is that supposed to be a selling point? high-pop discord servers are cancer

>>57020684
>>57020712
Sweet, I love Muslims.

Oooooh Bagggiiieeee!!

Post your options!!

>>57020760
>oy vey

>>57020764
Dunno what that is

>>57019758
enjoy your time off anon

>>57020787
This is what they call a melt up.

>>57020274
Innies are just sexier

>>57020787
It’s not, but for the first time ever I am starting to worry a little about USD for 20 years from now and wondering on the best way to hedge.
Bond vigilantes hurt me more than I expected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXizWrXcw1g
man this shit slaps HARD
wish i could go back to 1995 and kill george bush and henry kissinger unironically

>>57020786
>OOOOOOHHHH
OFFFFFFF TOOOOPPPPPP

>>57020801
>Dunno what that is
probably for the best

>>57020790
If you think I’m selling to you then you’re not welcome in the first place.

Besides the formats are typically the same as 4chan. Real vibes. Memes and feels. Not a bunch of Israeli goon stick-in-the-muds.

>>57020793
Philistine are pagan.
Paganism: Each love is a soul.

Death to all Christians, Muslims, and Judaismists.
Yawn

>>57020787
Assets and equities have always been the right play, having cash is bleeding to death.

So what Jewish news is about to break?

>>57020837
Why are you here, then?

>>57020831
WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WOYnv59Bi8

>>57020845
Biden dead in his sleep, Kamala to take over.

SPY can't go higher because Biden is a gay nigger from outer space

>>57020852
I think you just have a type Anon. I’m looking forward to your 3rd video being Avril Lavigne.

>>57020415
Tell me about it :/
Sold mara on Friday at 18.05 and can't get back in to rebuy because of the time it takes to get the money back from the broker.

>>57020868
Sounds horrific.

>Checking on my old meme stock section on robinhood
>AMRS has been delisted
kek press s to spit. It appears nobody was willing to buy John Melo's yeast bags anymore

>>57020845
Entire population of Gaza will be moved to Detroit under new ceasefire agreement.

>>57020871
I didn’t notice we are so close to new ATH. It’s been so long boys… So very long.

>>57020886
Bill Mahr told me colonization happens get over it.

>>57020876
thats a good sell
look at the chart do you really think it would be wise trying to get in?

>>57020873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKJvbTEnp0I
she has the mascara i guess

Remember if you don't vote for Biden then you aint black

>>57020886
*Dearborn

SPX RSI 80+ on the daily is the highest since 9/2020

>>57020848
Because 4chan is actually my website and channers are my people and this is my world yall alien parasites.

I am happy to help the last few people on here because true channers are perfect and worth it.
I’ve seen sovl.
I’ve seen REAL feels.
My true peoples are worth more than any nonsense and I don’t leave people behind. I’ve seen how some of the most humble people have expressed some of the most real feels.

Maybe y’all may been some conscript/slave tier vestiges of “Israeli” garbage shit but I’m sure y’all honestly just wish y’all were truly included. Take a fucking hint and choose your own identities. Leave our community be and you may find all problems end. I can imagine it’s a really shallow pond yall in

I’m sure y’all can churn out a curative feel or something and reminisce about the world that should be. I’m sure y’all think I’m worse than Hitler, Hadrian, and Satan but honestly just leaving us be is the only worth you’re going to find. I hear regionalism has divided “Israel” into micro-nations with unique identities that are all rejecting the conscription/enslavement and are rejecting Judaism………. that’s wise.

I’m
Actually into peak sovl Utopia and peak community. True love and memes and whatever
Gosh.

>>57020928
So we have another sweet 2021 bull run in the tank?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUesB35vmxM

>nvda up almost 3% on a crab day

>>57020928
>he doesnt know it can go higher

How low can SVIX go and when will it get there?

Fuckin algos immediately on the half hour repumping. Literally all bots

>>57020902
Those greasy hippies are pretty good!
>>57020953
Yes. But today is also green though not very crabby though. Fresh highs though.

>>57020960
I genuinely think it's harder to identify when to sell vs when to buy.

>>57020943
After we fall 400 points just like that september we should be good to go
>>57020960
I'm hurting again and it looks like I'm about to become fuel for more upside

>>57020987
Hell yeah Santa rally.

spy is breaking 473 going into powerhour

>>57020943
I hate Trump with every fiber of my being but even I’m starting to get excited about what a win would mean for the markets.
If TQQQ 5x again I’m more that set for life. I wonder if others in the market feel the same and we might see full leverage retardation.

>>57020900
Not right now, let it dip and then buy back into it (that's my strategy anyway). Bitcoin isn't moving so we still have some time to make a little profit before the mother of all bullruns happens... That's my idea anyway :( MSTR is stuck as well

Also I fucking love Twitter and psychedelics.

>>57020984
>when to buy
I think the correct answer is any time the market is open.

>>57020937
you sound like a cunt m8. maybe just leave us alone and go play with your discordtards.

>>57021003
I get the impression they, yes they, are propping it up with the intention of throwing him a market crash hot potato.

>>57020928
*for days

Meanwhile during 2022 crash the fucker couldn't even go below 25 for 1-2 days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlzumP5AvRU

>>57021011
Exactly.
>verification not required

>>57020768
That is how I like my France.

>>57019666
The upside if its approved is more like $24 because the DOT will likely still block it

>>57020973
vix proper can drop as low as 8. It doesn't do that very often.

>>57020937
>yall

>>57020943
Wait, these faggots really died?

>>57020943
>>57021055
At 4800 they'll be reincarnated.

>>57021020
Sorry mate, there’s no they in a 20 trillion market. Also the disproportionate big players all made 10’s to 100 billion off Trump and absolutely love him.
If TQQQ 5x I’d hold my nose and love him to.

>>57021055
bruh

>>57020133
zuckhold has sold half his shares in six weeks? no that can’t be right, 1 million shares at $300 is $300 million but his net worth is like $100 BILLION.

>>57021063
THEY make money both ways.

>>57019465
How does that piece of clothing look like without the slut? Is it like a pair of boxers that goes all the way up to your arms? How fucked is she if she wants to pee but don't want to show her tits?

>>57021072
No, nobody made money like 2016-2021 money. 2007 short profits don’t even amount to a rounding error comparatively.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXQUu5Dti4g

>>57020900
Everytime I sell it booms... It's not fair

Is Etsy a good buy? Apparently it's being used for money laundering. That's good for earnings, no?

>>57020338
>2020 gdb crash
I had no idea it was that extreme.

>>57021090
And yet they crashed it into the Obama first term. Where is the excuse for easy monetary policy going to come from?

BIDU bros...

>>57020498
Never. Rolex is a fucking meme. You can buy very high quality watches for less than $100. This isn't the 19th century.

>>57021103
Oil was literally negative anon. You couldn't sell it, and it cost money to hold it.

>>57021084
It appears to be a tube with leg holes. Have to take the whole deal off to go to the bathroom.

>>57021107
Or crashes are real?

>SAVE is riding my trendline on the 1m chart
BREAK OUT ALREADY

>>57021120
No, you could sell it, you just had to give money away. I still don’t understand why I didn’t buy far out contracts. Fuck!

>>57021084
A couple of girls I used to date wore these. They had to almost completely strip to pee.

First 2 minutes, so far, so good!

>>57021145
Save sucks

>>57021129
What IS real?

>>57021168
CHIM

Is it a full week of burger trading or is there a halfday friday for the Jewish holidays?

>>57021168
kek

>>57021168
Everything outside is so fake these days only the things on this tiny computer screen seem real.

>>57021145
Merger will be blocked.

>>57021199
Shit's so fucked.

https://youtu.be/u-8kmPJKGgM?feature=shared

>>57021199
I think it's time to touch grass bros...

>>57021199
This place made me wealthy but I still ponder if I ever got a time machine if I should go back to 2008 and punch my younger self in the face the first time he stupidly logged in.

So if the Germans do it, Cadillac and Lincoln do the software shit as well?

please pump bonds Santa

>>57021263
Is that the stranger things girl with the whale?

>inverted yield curve, fed says they will cut rates next year which will uninvert it (which is what happens at the beginning of every recession)
>4 of the last 5 recessions going back nearly 50 years (1980) happened in election years
>incumbent presidents running for re-election during a recession year are 0-2 in that time (Carter in 80 and Trump in 20).
I don’t see how we don’t have a recession (and stock market crash) in 2024.

>>57021322
Yes, the only question is when. What time is it, what time is it, etc.

>>57021322
Do you guys think it will be early 2024 or late 2024?
Does anyone else see the accelerated downward movement sliding towards the shorter end of the curve every month? It's subtle but you can see it if you pay attention.

NatGas today!

>>57021167
>>57021204
You can still make money on it.

what a fucking waste of time today
I could have played fornite legos

>>57021326
>the only question is when
well the obvious answer is two more weeks.

>>57021343
I've been playing Factorio.

>>57021336
I think if there are more bank failures in march when the fed’s emergency money program runs out (I forget what acronym they call it) then we’ll probably get a market downturn and rate cuts. but it’s more about reacting to it when it happens (instead of being in denial) rather than trying to predict it before it happens.

>>57021341
SAVE is going to $8 when the merger is blocked.

>>57021322
Most times the yield inverts because they expect a crash and easy money to come. This time it could be the same, or it could be unlike every other time and rates will be lower in the future because inflation is tamed. It’s not the same.
IF inflation lowers you would also expect a yield curve.
The important thing is the betters don’t care how, all they care about is calling rates right. So we don’t know how much of their predictions is a recession and how much is inflation.

>>57021378
>(I forget what acronym they call it)
Bank Term Funding Program (BTFP, not to be confused with BTFD)
>but it’s more about reacting to it when it happens
It always is AFAIK.

>>57019475
Mmm that's badass

>>57021384
I'm up 36% today.

>>57021378
I’ve been feeling since August May is when we can expect some real rate activity to push the markets higher. My question is what PE the market can stand. It’s 21 now which I don’t think is bad, 18 is my norm, but can the market really justify 30?

Bakers???? Is the creator of this image dead? I remember him being suicidal the last time I talked to him.

Fuck man I don't know if I should dip on SOXL or not, my average is 16 bucks over my 550 shares so I've made a really solid potential profit if I leave, but if I stay I have the potential for even more

>>57021378
>>57021413
it runs out?
you mean the reverse repo?
i don't recall them placing a limit on the BTFP

>>57021397
the fed would have no reason to cut rates if the economy is strong.
>>57021413
>BTFP
yes, thanks
>>57021437
the fed cutting rates is bearish in the short term because they will be doing so for a reason.

>>57021444
Sell now or forever hold your peace.

>>57021458
There's no limit but it expires in March.

>>57021469
I bought more ACIC.

NEP FEB '24 40C??

>>57021459
>the fed would have no reason to cut rates if the economy is strong.
The Fed only controls FRR, not the market rates which GP was talking about.

>>57021459
No, they would cut rates to avoid deflation even in a strong market. Employment and Inflation are there 2 mandates, not the market.
It’s complicated with 2 variables. It could be a -3% market and 3% inflation that causes them to cut, or a 1% GDP market with inflation at 2% which would cause them to lower as well. I think the latter but I’m open to both.

What caused the dow to be shit for most of the year then rebound harder than the other indexes after october? I thought the DOW was supposed to be the crab/boomer index.

>>57021517
This is a bad nuanced example.
A. 5% rates, -3% GDP, 3% inflation, Rate cuts
B. 5% rates, 2% GDP, 0% inflation, Also rate cuts

someone bake, assfucks.

>>57021547
poo poo pee pee

Rate my new investment strategy
>make a spreadsheet of biotech companies with prices below $10
>use random.org to choose 100 companies for me
>put $100 into each one
Now I'll wait for the money.

Inb4 3:45 flippening.

Inverse Vegeta forming on Cigna’s daily

>Kozel Černý + dark chocolate.
What a pleasureful experience.

>>57021570
IWM basically does this for you

>>57021583
anon knows whats good. wish I had some Kozel to drink.

Hold my calls overnight?

>>57021570
I think biotechs the future but you are competing against insiders, doctors, and scammers so I stay away. Good luck, let me know if it works.

>>57021581
let me make it easy for you anon
the market will flip only when Q1 unemployment data starts going higher.

>>57021570
Take a trip to New York walk to Wall Street and just throw your money in the air. This strategy would have the same outcome.

>>57021599
>doesn't know about options fuckery just before close

Bump

>>57021593
Based Kozel enjoyer.

>>57021587
IWM is blackrock and I'm a conspiracy theorist so I would never willingly and knowingly give money to them.
>>57021598
I'm not competing with them because my strategy uses randomness. So my due diligence is making a spreadsheet and doing lottery pick basically.
>>57021601
You won't be saying that when I get rich.

>>57021570
Martin Shrekli had a couple vids about doing at least a smidge of research so your spreadsheet has a better chance. He had some youtube vids up about it, if you wanna be a bit more data driven and not degen gambler.

>>57021606
nothing will happen. 0dte is so 2022.
>>57021608
and now check out this tard bumping an auto-saging thread. got all of them in here tonight don't we.

>>57021620
I'm too dumb to do any real research and would just end up with confirming my bias. If I do it randomly at least I'm not fooling myself into thinking I actually know things.

>>57021517
>Employment and Inflation are there 2 mandates, not the market.
TOP LEL

>>57021624
Filtered

>>57021616
Perfect, remember us when you buy your billion dollar bug out compound. I call dibs on the flame thrower.

>>57021570
>prices below $10
another genius.

Finally the last smg. I'll be free in due time

>>57019433
>>57019433
>>57019433
FRESH

>>57021652

>>57021652
wrong thread anon, that one links back to here
here's the correct new bake
>>57017753
>>57017753
>>57017753

>>57021632
True, as a economist it kind of sickens me the kill the fed schizos were kind of right in the end. But they at least always have to use inflation and employment as a excuse to pump the market.

>>57021664

>>56969521
>>56969521
>>56969521

baked
>>57021678
>>57021678
>>57021678

>>57021679
kek
whoever breaks the chain of fun is a giant cuck

>>57021679
AAAAAAAAA YOU NIGGERS!

>>57021492
Very tempting.

>>57021685

>>57021685
You're missing /smg/ in the subject
You're missing a subject entirely

I swear Elon must remove the feature that people can twitter and only specific people can reply (friends etc). What is the fuckin purpose of this? It's mostly faggots that don't want to hear counterarguments, nothing else.

>>57021703
>>57021705
guess I'm retarded

>>57021732
yes you are. never post again.

We are finally free. This is the last /smg/ EVER EVER!

>>57021737
seems we actually did.
it was a honor posting you, frens.

>>57021664

Told you, niggers.

Baker stop fucking edging and bake you fucking piece of shit.

YOU DUMBASS
ONCE YOU BAKED THAT SUBJECTLESS THREAD EVERYTHING STARTED GOING DOWN
THIS IS YOUR GOD DAMN FAULT
FUCK FUKC FUKKUD KDFA

>>57021772
Jokes on you my stocks have been going down since open. Hehe.

>>57021709
More or less so they can make Twitter their own personal echo chamber even more so than it already is, yeah.

So this is it ha? I'm actually posting in the last /smg/ ever...

Don’t make have to interact with regular people

deleted!

>>57021839
The bakers have forsaken us...

we are actually in the last /smg/ ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVkJuuydvUo

Baking...

>>57021897
don't do it

>>57021897
Stop... All good things must come to an end!

>>57021909
He did it

>>57021923
I dindu nuffin.

>>57021923
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

>>57021923
He pruned it lmfao.

We're back in this thread

kek
based
this is it! im telling you this is it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

Say what you must while you can. This is officially the last /smg/.

>>57021968
God is Great
Allahu Akbar. That's all I have to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

Baking

Maybe the real gains were the anons I called niggers and faggots in /smg/ along the way

wait i meant to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckom3gf57Yw

>>57021978
True

im getting baked

>>57021975

>>57021968
I could never find the source for the cougar here >>57020511

finished edging and rebaked

>>57019433
>>57021985
>>57021985

>>57021993
I really need the sauce on that too, I'd say keep me posted but this is the last /smg/ ever I guess we'll never know.

>>57021999
evil person
now we are stuck here again

>>57021993
fitsmegboo

https://titsintops.com/phpBB2/index.php?threads/megs-thick-and-busty-blonde-milf-milky-mother-meg-bustymeg.107937/

>>57022118
Thanks, anon.

>>57020873
Sometimes he ticks the right boxes, but he isn't good at hitting what I like with any consistency. I do like random stuff, but we have different tastes.

>>57020937
actually kill yourself