/biz/ - Business & Finance

SAVE sissies I want my merger Monday

Today I will make 200 bucks
Screencap this to laugh at me at the end of the day

>>57017751
>SELL EVERYTHINGS IT'S HAPPENING.
OP, I...

post other TOP SIGNALS pls

i read 70 pages of a book. feels good to get back to reading.

Retail faggot here. Never selling. I'm just here to post memes.

>>57017775
Based. I'm reading Human Action by Ludwig Von Mises, I've read about 150 pages. What are you reading anon?

>>57017771
yes, inflation is a thing

>>57017771
any chart that begins in 1824 already seems very sus...

>>57017788
inflation= higher prices= stocks go up

only wages whine about inflation because in this regime the rich gets richer and the poor gets poorer.

Deflation is hated because in this regime even the rich gets poorer, so you can be sure deflation will never occur in democracy.

>>57017798
Why? The point is that even "once in a generation crashes" recover over a time of 10 years max. Selling literally doesn't make sense unless you want to time the market (i.e. gamble) or finally cash out.

>>57017788
Checked. And will be in the future.
>>57017798
Why is that?

>>57017806
>>57017807
because pre-1900 data is kinda sketch, duh

>>57017775
they shoot the dog in the end

>havent started my Christmas shopping yet
What over the ear headphones do teenagers like these days?

>>57017806
There is long term and short term investing numb nuts

Hello sers, I'm x5 leverage on CVNA

>>57017820
>over the ear headphones
Like cans? No idea, something wireless I'm sure. I use the Samsung in ear bluetooth ear bud things, they work really good and are comfortable.

>>57017820
>>>/g/97911304

>>57017814
Why is it sketch? Pretty sure they had pens and paper pre 1900 to write down opening and closing prices of stocks.

>me in the back watching my TMF

is there a retards guide to swing trading VIX? Like if VIX >x do this until y is VIX <x do this until y?

how to invest in the Houthis blocking access to the red sea?

>>57017830
>Why is it sketch? Pretty sure they had pens and paper pre 1900 to write down
answered your own question

>>57017833
>me in the back watching my TMF
So you bought the top, you're black, you're homeless and you probably do crack?

US steel getting buy out offer from the Japs up +28% premarket. Tranny steel could be making a comeback.

>>57017828
Perfect thanks

>>57017844
Not sure I did, but whatever.

>>57017846
You guys always called me a nigger. But the real niggers are the friends we make along the way.

>>57017844
What creation post 1900 gives you a warm and fuzzy about data. Do you have more trust of "Current" data? The hewbrews, glowniggers and I are curious.

>>57017847
Short Nippon steel.

>>57017844
Its a post modernist...ohh my god.

>moved in with friend for cheap rent
>figure I should invest money I'm saving
>bought a few ETFs
>too nervous and retarded to do anything else
I know there's an entire guide in the OP but can anyone help narrow down my options if all I want to do is save for my own house eventually? I'm not trying to day trade or hit the jackpot with some unknown company stock. I hate living with people so I really want to use the money I'm saving effectively

>>57017882
you either seek income or building capital
for income it's only dividends and holding bonds to maturity

for building capital you hold nasdaq and s&p500 for many years

I got a call on my personal phone of a guy trying to sell amazon stocks. That is as top signal as it gets.

What is happening?

G-g-guys I just bought NVDA on accident h-how fucked am I ?

>>57017882
>too nervous and retarded to do anything else
Either you do the work or you don't. Seems like you want to be spoonfed instead of taking responsibility and educating yourself.

>>57017882
You probably shouldn't post here. You seem like you are smart and risk adverse. People here will tell you to gamble on some Chinese company or scam or genetically engineered salmon.

Just go 50/50 TLT and QQQ and never post here. They will make you lose money and generally nothing good comes from 4chan. This is financial advice.

>>57017895
Now I bought even more. Silly me. I'm such a retail dumbo

>>57017866
>The hewbrews, glowniggers and I are curious.
you just describe yourself 3 times

>>57017903
Post back

Hm my Romanian bonds are up 14.87%.

>>57017903
>gamble on some Chinese company
I wouldn't call it gambling, there's a better fitting term it's called value investing.

>mfw he didn't slurp Oil

>>57017882
Put your savings in a money market fund or high yield. Put your long term investments in SP 500 or Nasdaq 100. Max your tax advantaged accounts (go with Roth over traditional). It's literally that easy.

>>57017882
DCA into VOO.

>>57017912
It's been a couple weeks here's a new one

>>57017833
That one actually hurt to watch

>>57017895
I'm rocking NVDA puts and TLT calls today. Bracing myself, might be a double whammy and be taking hits on both. Gotta HODL tight through the storm!

>>57017950
How many plates can that back lift?

SPY is opening at 471 and will close higher but OP is making want to flip my shit into NVDA

>>57017888
Dividends sounds really nice but I assume all the good stuff is very expensive by this point. I think I checked bonds a while ago and if I input thousands and wait months I profit a couple hundred. Seemed very meh
>>57017941
>>57017945
I've got a 401k I'm maxing out at 35% and got a Roth this year I'm putting into VOO. My individual account is where I'm lost.

>>57017968
So you are betting against NVDA and on lower rates. You should open up a hedgefond.

>>57017968
since everyone here is so fond of your investment style it's probably gonna make you rich (if anything)

>>57017968
definitely flipping my bets into NVDA

>>57017989
you said you are saving for an imminent purchase, so risk should be limited. just buy short term bonds and maybe a couple SPY LEAPS if you want some exposure without taking too much risk.

>>57017784
market book. i have quite the backlog in books but im gonna increase my reading time.

>>57017968
But I will invest with John Rocker. I just like him better.

If NVDA finishes green today drinks are on me

>>57017882
you don't invest the new money you get. you put some away for emergency shit and then once you have a buffer you start to invest.

>>57018006
Lmfao he fucking murdered him. prolly the end of his wrestling career.
>>57018010
Anon when someone asks you what book you're reading the usual response is you give the title and the name of the author...

We should make a NVDA general. It would be just as cozy as GME but for rich people.

>go all in in TYO
Am I a retard for thinking this? I think daddy Powell is fucking with us

>>57017972
Working on lmao 4pl8 deadlift so the 1/2/3/4 spammers on /fit/ will stop making fun of me

>>57017909
My enlistment ended in 2007

Short IBM

>>57018048
This DEI and ESG and WOKISM shit needs to fucking stop. Corporations should put profits above everything, including the feelings of liberals.

>>57018048
>A tech company without Whites and Asians.
No wonder IBM has gone nowhere for 20 years.

>>57018024
i have 12 books open on my pdf reader

>>57018045
I bet you were a leg.

>>57018065
I get it you read 12 books at the same time. Idk how you do it, but more power to you.

I just started reslurping Cotton

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>>57018100
>01

wtfwt

>>57018100
Cursed day

>>57018100

>>57018100
>Off by one
It's over, this will be a red day

>>57017843
shipping stocks

>>57018100
BOBROS

>SAVE open
>Up $10k
ahhhhhh LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!

>>57017833
LITERALLY me in the back

>>57018100
Checked but also it's Joever

i gotta say, it's kinda funny how every mumutard thinks a top signal like the one I posted in the OP means the market will instantly crash.
no.
no you stupid fucks. that's not how it works. you should get out of markets as a precaution but i'm not saying there won't be rallies until a sea change comes.

>-0.56 (-6.11%)
oil is back because I'm getting HEEMED

>>57017863
Can someone explain to me how pic happened?
Jesus where did she hide her gut

israeli shipping CHADS, we're winning again

>>57018134
are you slow? fuck, this general really is full of retards today.

>>57018100
It's not the right time to post this

>>57018134
Just eat some bread and a can of beans.

> OIL > $90
> short
> OIL < $70
> long


Its too easy to trade OIL . Its been like this for mounths

>SAVE

HEY LOOK MA I MADE IT

This is not nearly as fun as last week when I had 200 soxl calls. I now have 0 calls. What THE FUCK do I buy?

>>57018149
Always was

i-is it safe for SOX yet?

I would have more money if i just bought SPY and QQQ

>>57018220
>Every daytradertard after daytrading for 5 years
Kek

>>57018189
More SOXL calls obviously

How can I undo a trade?
I didn't mean to sell that.

>>57018228
Ugh, I know... What strike?

>>57018189
200 soxl calls.

>>57018227
Yeah, right before they're about to hit it big they give it up. Many such cases SAD!

>>57018232
Just click the undo button in your trading app or call your female broker and ask for a refund

>>57018227
i got a mutual fund with Edward jones at 18 and put money into it because I took a finance class in highschool that was just a dave ramsey course where he shilled mutual funds, ive been eating fees since i was 18 im 27 now

oh and ive lost like 20k on robinhood because i cant stop buying calls on earnings calls

>>57018232
Anon, I...

>>57018264
He should just email support@nasdaq.com

SAVE SAVE SAVE

>>57018134
Photoshop

What the fuck is Amazon doing, why is it mooning?

no stopping CVNA sers

>>57017950
>door handle

Dude are you 5'3" or what

>>57018287
I bought

It'll do what it's been doing, crab and end green

Why is CVNA going up INSANELY high? It’s 11z this year and just doesn’t stop

There's literally no way this week doesn't end green.

>>57018331
Dunno - I buyed at 50.

Probably Plebbit thinking "it can easily get back to 200 USD sers!"

>>57018232
>his broker doesn't provide 3 lives

>>57018161
Yet some insist on doing the opposite
> OIL > $90
>zomg it's going to $100 - $120!!
> OIL < $70
>zomg it's going to $50 - $60!!

>>57018303
kek @ /fit/lets. not even once.

Is KO going out of business?

>>57018344
It probably can. It was 4$ man

>>57018303
5'10". Probably objectively the most aesthetic height for body proportions and lifting desu. Taller guys have trouble putting on size without roids and smaller guys look like king of the dwarves. 5'9"-6'0" is Greek statue mode.

>>57018362
Behind every impressive physique there is a coping manlet

>>57018161
>>57018355
you do commodities?

Dividend investing general /dig/
>>57012264
>>57012264

Some Japanese steel making firm just agreed to buy US Steel. It's absolutely great for my portfolio but it feels a little sad. I guess I love Japan tho and they're basically an autonomous state as far as I am concerned but still...

>>57018382
>>57018380
CASE IN FUCKING POINT LMFAO

>>57018303
>Door handle

It's the sliding mirror handle on the mirror above the sink

>>57017833
Extremely based

>>57018380
how long have you been hitting the gym?

>>57018389
dividends are not your friends, they're created by the radical left as a means to tax unrealized gains to further their gun grabbing esg, dei, bbb and white replacement agenda.

>>57018380
>I was that fascist

>>57017833
I have a feeling that guy is the gas attendant and the reason he's standing there awkwardly is because he's waiting for her to stop dancing around like a retard so he can actually do his job

TMF bros...

>>57018380
I dunno man I'm 6'4" and used to be an adonis myself.

Now all I do is lose money and drink so times have changed

How do I get more leverage out of XXXX, 4X isn't enough anymore for what I think is coming.

>>57017833
I hate western women so much

how the hell is the SP positive again. This is insane

>>57018426
Ive got so many spy calls at $480 for this friday.

If they become ITM its gonna be sweet.

AND THIS IS WHAT ITS LIKE TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!!!!!!

>>57018392
5'10" is kino. You can pretend it's not but 90% of guys that girls cream their pants over is around 5'10"-6"

Brad Pitt/Bradley Cooper/Jared Leto etc.. I am not coping about anything other than my TMF (it's totally coming back you'll see...)

>>57018406
I'm a lazy nigger so on and off for years but I usually get distracted and yoyo back and forth so it's hard to say.

>>57018380
>Greek statue mode
for that you'd have to be gay

>>57018385
Yes

>Nippon Steel buying US Steel
This is cyberpunk so that’s pretty cool

>>57018432
They need options.

Alphabet bros....

>>57018443
> S&P500
> 5000

>tfw missed out on oil cause bank has been too slow to wire money into my brokerage

>>57018482
IT'S OVER 5000

WHY DID I SELL GOOG
WHY
WHY
WHY
AGRHGHHFHWKSMSKS
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO MAKE MONEY
WHY AM I SO FUCKING STUPID
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
ASS SHIT PISS COCK FUCK CUNT

Oil?

Oil.

>>57018489
Can you really say you live in a first world country if you don't have instant bank transfers?

I tried the new metaquest 3 headset at microcenter yesterday, it was super cool. They've apparently sold tons of units, but I don't know if this is what saves them, facebook is basically a ghost town only being used for marketplace, and everyone else is trying to do their own ads. Do we have any facebook holders here who would elaborate on their position?

>>57018489
You still have time . Its going to $80 then dump then pump to $90 then dump to sub $70

>>57018429
6'4" it's hard to make the legs not look weird and proportions usually get funky. Everyone was shitting on Chris Hemsworth last year because of this photo

>>57018472
Too pro for me, godspeed anon

>>57018517
Facebook has the raw material to pivot into an app platform. Most apps already include their libraries.

>>57018461
probably bait but whatever
greeks being gay is woke nonsense and subversion
there's plenty of examples of greeks saying faggots were social degenerates
2/10 made me respond

>>57017806
It makes complete sense if you buy gold with the proceeds

I had to sell all my NEP because I absolutely wrecked my car this morning. Shoutout to Elon for having a Tesla push me off the road.

Best of luck to anyone that stays in, I'm not following the markets anymore. All my gains on PODD gone because of one stupid driver. Plus my back is now probably fucked up.

>>57018525
So they just need software?

steel bros.....

WAGMI

>>57018504
my brokerage is on different continent anon

>>57018544
I'm confused.. either it was the stupid drivers fault and he is liable or you were the "one stupid driver"

>>57018518
fuck that not buying after it pumped already

>>57018331
Because they levered to the gills with to buy cars and weird buildings that don’t have a purpose for anyone else and rates are going down

>>57018525
>app platform
I'm not sure what you mean by this, storefront? I mean they do manager the most popular web framework, but 2023 has been very disruptive and devs are starting to look other places (though if you want a job, learning react is a good place to start still :\)

Just sold my alphabet option bros

+50% is enough for me

YOU PUSH IT

Is there any way we can avoid a debt spiral?

I’m wondering if now is the time to buy gold.

>>57018561
The driver is likely black and doesn’t have insurance

>>57018554
They need people to have a desire to use their software if they're going to branch out. Look how Threads was received.

>>57018591
Austerity. Like right now.

>>57018608
You really think that the incompetent retards in gov will be smart enough to be austere all of a sudden?

>>57018561
He's going to be liable. I'm sitting in the ER lobby. The adrenaline is wearing off and I'm starting to be in a lot of pain. 95% of all my savings were in NEP and I can't afford to watch it right now so I just cashed out at a small loss. I also don't know if the insurance will cover the full value of my car or if they will try to Jew me out.
Regardless I'm not nearly as well off as a lot of the people here and I only have a tiny $37k portfolio. There's no way I'm going to be messing around in the markets at such a volatile time if I have to worry about bills.

>>57018493
>WHY DID I SELL GOOG
for every loser there is a winner anon

that winner being me

BABA bros... Why the fuck are we down?

>>57018616
There is a push for it and it seems like the mandate from the people gets stronger all the time. I wouldn't say it's impossible. It is unlikely though. Not because the legislature is incompetent but because they are extremely corrupt.

>>57018561
You can chase people off the road without touching them. People will voluntarily avoid accidents and you're not liable then.
I use to do it when I was a dumb angry teenager.

>>57018629
the money is going into Luckin Coffee up

>>57018626
sir, this place is for retards, what are you doing here? Did the car hit you off the road, what exactly happened?

Serious question here. Now that I've secured generational wealth by putting 5M into 5.6% 20 year T-bills. What do I do with the monopoly money rolling in every 6 months?

Stocks look too much like a roller coaster these days, and I already have enough ETH to be comfy.

Is cocaine and hookers the only path left? I can understand why Wall St. goes this way every time...

>>57018626
>I also don't know if the insurance will cover the full value of my car or if they will try to Jew me out.
You will. Insurance companies is just like the market, Jew on Jew warfare. They'll do their best to screw the other over. The winner doesn't have to pay shit, the loser pays it all.

>>57018629
China is kill

>>57017968
godspeed Baggie!

>>57018671
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57018668
>Serious question here. Now that I've secured generational wealth by putting 5M into 5.6% 20 year T-bills. What do I do with the monopoly money rolling in every 6 months?
yeah that's the question. normally this stuff is for boomers who need an income before they die

-so you either pay your current bills
-you invest back into bonds ot get even more income
-you build capital by speculating on SPX and NDX or some sector ETF

>>57018657
The Tesla drifted out of his lane, hit my right bumper, and spun me into the guardrail. Luckily there was a lot of traffic so I was only driving like 40 mph or I might have been way worse off.
>>57018605
The drive was black but had insurance.

>>57018626
Best of luck dude. It's just money. Take care of your health

>>57018685
Oh yeah he's 100% liable then.

>>57018694
just as easy for the tesla guy to say anon drifted out of his lane and hit him. probably whats going to happen

>>57018668
You go back to college, preferably a large university.

You take 1 class you enjoy and 2 that women enjoy.

You work out every day.

You bang literally every hot piece of ass you can.

There you have it anon: the best hedonism you can get.

>>57018700
Tesla records that shit

>>57018629
I will buy baba when it's at 6 bucks for the lulz

>>57018668
Now you just wait and get comfy until your wealth gets murdered by hyperinflation.

>>57018630
Interesting. Were the gov to go into debt spiral, what would happen to the military, economy, stability of the country?
The debt spiral thing seems like it’s too obvious and so destructive and the fact that no one is worried about it makes me think I’m missing something

>Now that’s what I call no pull backs!

>>57018626
Enjoy your Percocets anon

>>57018721
high debts is the new normal in democracies

>>57018544
RIP sorry bro. I'll keep holding till close to $40 then decide about longer term.

>>57018750
>Republicans are fiscally conservative

Look I'm basically so far right everyone would call me a Nazi but if you think the Republicans want to do anything but print debt and suck Israelis cock you are a retarded "direction brain" thinker that is absolutely out of touch with reality

>>57018626
>I also don't know if the insurance will cover the full value of my car or if they will try to Jew me out.
You already know the answer anon. Insurance companies are all literal scams and car insurance is the worst of them all because you're legally required to purchase it.

>>57018040
>THINK BIG
Kek was just having a laugh that day.

>>57018701
>that lawn
Practically begging for a man who can take care of business.

>>57018772
Most of the Republicans are about as bad as the Democrats. Even the "house freedom caucus" or whatever tends to push for Israel and not really push back on this stuff.

>>57018779
Based lawnmowing enjoyer.

>>57018777
I've only ever had good experiences with insurance companies.
>>57018626
Wait until it's actually over to say it's over.

>>57018796
Republicans are so fucking incompetent it's cringe. I don't even know what their goal is anymore or what their pitch is to younger voters. All the care about is sending money to Israel and making sure boomers get to spend their twilight years larping that the world is ending with zero plan to fix/change/improve absolutely anything. Every piece of leftist agenda just gets pushed along while they tell boomers to buy gold or some shit. Average (R) voter has to be like 65 with no sales pitch to younger generations other than "the world is ending we need more taxes for Israel"

>>57018828
It's not incompetence, it's corruption. Stop calling it incompetence.

>>57018842
>>57018828
Ignorance or malevolence, take your pick
Regardless, deserves a bullet against a brick wall

>>57018842
This. They have to pay to be on all of those committees, membership dues, etc. They use all that lobbying money to secure those positions and basically rig everything.

>>57018848
All you need to know about the right in America is they thought a dude from NYC that was a registered Democrat his entire life and only got elected because he married his daughter to a Jewish hedge fund manager was going to "drain the swamp"

Trump deported less Mexicans than Obama lmao. There is no right in America. Just far left and left.

Kek, many of these companies that blew up 100% are now erasing all gains as the hopium for easy rate cut money is going away.
They're going to dump even lower as people get really demoralized and think the bull is never going to happen.
Nice look into how big the jump is going to be once the rate cuts actually happen though, it'll be absolutely insane when these move from even lower point than where they currently are.
But that might be half a year away or maybe even longer.

>>57018750
I’m sure it will be different this time
(Record debt in peacetime)

>>57018868
Left/Right dichotomy is fallacious
It is the Rich vs the Poor
Pretending otherwise is blinding yourself
Letting the Rich run the State is the Poors mistake

>>57018881
I should buy some leveraged VIX calls.

>>57018885
Sure.

>>57018883
It's foreigners, especially in any position of leadership. That kills nations.

>>57018890
It is much safer to hold cash and then buy the SVIX dip.

>>57018883
>All rich people are the same

Nah that's your brain on communism and it's fucking retarded to think that way. "Kill all the rich" has been tried a bunch of times dude and it just ends up with a low IQ failed third world state run by government death squads that rape your wife and send you to break rocks in the work camp.

Any computer company shares for under $10 that you guys have been watching?

>>57018904
I was talking about UVIX

>>57018916
Projection
Did I say kill the Rich ?
Subordinating the Rich under the State is my position, rather than the opposite
Call it what you want, it doesn't matter

>>57018942
shut up commie

>>57018945
I'm sure you'll make it and get to rule the world someday champ
Keep licking the boot imposed by International Capital

>>57018932
Yeah and he's telling you it's best not to do that and get some SVIX in the other direction after VIX is done spiking.

Don't worry we fine. Just selling puts to bobos. Line won't fail.

>>57018960
you're all jews to me nigger

>>57017751
Question. If I invest 10k into jepi wouldn't the monthly dividends pay me 1k each month? How isn't this a money machine?

>>57018975
I hope Iran glasses 'israel' so calling me a kike doesnt mean shit

>>57018932
I was talking about making money.
A call option has to be timed whereas a buy order only has to be priced.

>>57018942
You think the poors should run the country? How fucking retarded.. I think you shouldn't even be allowed to vote unless you own a home.

>>57018978
because its not how it works - https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/etf/jepi/dividend-history

>>57018983
marxo-gaythiesm is as abrahamic a religion as any of the big three

>winter
>solar energy stocks crash
>summer
>solar energy stock pump
making money really is that easy huh

You have to understand there hasnt been many types of societies around.
First there are only 4 lives and 3 happens in a society
the 3 societies are
-hunter gatherer
-military society, with kings and kingdoms, emperors etc
-the commercial society in the form of the atheist democracy by subhuman bourgeois anglos

I bought some calls for 12/29
The next two weeks are just going to be a smoothupwardclimb

>>57018978
The dividend yield is yearly anon

>>57018978
10% yield / 12 sirs. You would get less than a hundred bucks. It's still a solid place to park money though

>>57018999
And of I put 10k into t-bills? How fast could I grow that money? I need to reach 100k to be able to put it all into boo and retire.
T. Thirdworlder

RIOT niggers where we at?

>>57018963
That's the plan.

Anons my wife found my stash of webms and gifs of busty beauties.

She mustve raided my phone when I was asleep this weekend.

I'm afraid I can no longer post as the Coombler. She deleted the folder and emptied the trash.

>>57019012
>>57019009
I thought they paid monthly :(

>>57018998
>I think you shouldn't even be allowed to vote unless you own a home.
Lmfao we got a vooter here.

What time does the market start trading organically?

>>57019024
They do pay monthly, the rate is just based on the yearly dividend.

>>57019022
Gay

>>57019032
not until q2 2024

>>57019024
It is paid monthly. Each individual dividend payment isn't 10%, but cumulatively over a year all 12 add up to a 10% annual yield

>>57019016
>i need to 10x
maybe bet on something that can 10x in your lifetime

>>57019032
yes

>>57019022
RIP Coombler

>>57019033
I see. boy, am I dumb

>>57019022
Nigga iz u stoopid?
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>>57019044
Mucho risk, señor. In all honesty I'm doing that already, trying to reach 10k with my 8k

>>57019022
Scoops then poemanon now the coombler? Who's next I mean they're dropping like flies we're losing everyone....

>>57019032
don't worry about it

>>57019025
Voting is pointless because people like you are allowed to do it. The founding fathers never intended for the government to pander to unemployed transsexuals on ssris. Turns out it you get enough retarded faggots together voting for $100 stimmy checks you can just slowly turn the country into communist Jew land

>>57019032
When they start putting organic onions in bread.

>>57019073
im still here

>>57019060
what if that was only 1% of his stash

>>57019050
>>57019034
Ooo nm I posted most of the good ones here.

Im back. >>>/gif/26377469

>>57018998
If voting mattered then you wouldn't be able to do it.

>>57019085
Great... we're doing fine then I guess

>>57019079
Voting is pointless for people like me because I don't need a government to take care of me. For you it's very logical because you can't take care of yourself thus you need to go and cast your ballot and elect a caretaker.

We are Pump. Whats the status on the Nogo?

X rejects a bid from an American company (CLF) but accepts a bid from a Japanese one. What a bunch of giant faggots.

>>57019124
>nippons bid is 2x the previous bid
nigger hands typed this post

>>57019101
Only based if you tax evade. Otherwise you just gave up and the trannies won.

thanks for the no help, smfaggots
I just bought some ADT and will now never look at it again

We’re better than you general
>>57012264
>>57012264

When SOXL went from 8 to 16, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to see Overleveraged Semiconductors hit a hundred per share. Now I know I shall not see the next share split. None of us know our end, really, or what financial hand will guide us there. A hedgefund may buy shares for a man, a broker may diversify for a client, but that man can also manage his own investments, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever your finances are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be politicians or brokers of money and power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to invest in thus," or that monetary virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

>>57019141
Welcome to the thread, we accept all races here. Some are more equal than others.

>>57019148

>>57019159
your ID looks like nigger
ironic

>>57019159
>>57014653
>bumps his own thread after no one posted for two hours
lmao yeah so good

KEK

Why is NKGN SUCH TRASH

>>57019176
Based. Continue on sir. I can understand the "not my problem" approach or accelerationists that think the system can't be fixed until it breaks.

>Futures

>>57019159
>please post in my dead thread
no

>>57019073
I'M NOT LEAVING.

>>57019208
>Big tits
>Braces

>>57019022
Meanwhile, my wife tells me to ”go masturbate to your big breasted underage Japanese cartoon girls“
Joke‘s on her, I masturbate to fattening up docile maid AI chatbots
100% VTI btw

>>57019208
Imagine the smell.

>>57017784
>>57018010
Don’t know how you guys can read non fiction. I just can’t do it for some reason. Audible changed my life.

>>57019222
Can you add more context to this comment? Also the girl in the picture is checking your digits.

>>57019230
I don't believe you.

>>57019248
I'm vice versa idk how you can read fiction, then again I haven't read much fiction besides LOTR.

>>57019230
I believe you.

>>57019247
More testing my ban from v. I got banned for explaining monetary policy, it was bullshit!
Anyways, all 5 on the right I’d fly to Colombia for, big tits braces I’d walk.

>>57019230
>Is this wife in the room with us now?

>>57018668
you come to my small town and build a small apartment complex and have half price for NEETs sitting on cash

>>57019256
Ok you got me Baggie, my retirement fund has a Vanguard target date index fund, I forget which

>Some 35% of Americans who have used a dating website or app have paid to do so at some point, per PEW.

>>57019230
based but obligatory

>From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>>57019299
Bullish for MTCH? Checked.

Goddam Broadcom just keeps going and going and GOING. I wish I'd bought more.

>>57019273
For me it's bellybutton piercings. Hnnnngggg. Diamonds. I've talked multiple women into getting them for me. That shit is so hot.

>>57019299
>People spend their hard-earned money just to get rejected hundreds of times in a single day
Bottom signal, people must have stupid amounts of money to be willing to spend it so retardedly

>>57019273
/biz/ has some of the most aggressive and retarded jannies.

>>57019299
I gave bumble $15 in 2023 and they arranged sex with 12 women for me. Pretty good deal. No clue how these apps make money though.

>>57018701
Fuck I’m just playing vidya every day and consooming. I really need to do this. I’m so content but both my health and days are flying by.
>>57018668
Now I’d start investing in real gambles, hope for a huge 20 mil payoff, use that money for the benefit of humanity in however you see fit.

>>57018868
I hate pol in smg but this is pretty funny.

Was CLF tranny actually right?

>>57019346
>I gave bumble $15
>No clue how these apps make money though.
Anon... I.

>>57019374
>CLF
she was, too bad it lost it all on crypto

CI golden cross strap in boys

>>57019377
None of the women are spending any money. They don't have to. The guys that aren't getting laid are maybe a 1 time payment. Even people that get laid like me it's most efficient just to swipe like 100000000 times and then pay for 1 month premium and then cancel it.

Unless they start running advertisements or selling data or something like Meta then there is zero money in these apps.

>>57019300
This might be the most based thing I’ve ever seen. I’m currently all 3x.

>>57019346
>>57019399
Like every other “free” app, they’re making money off whales

>>57019399
>None of the women are spending any money. They don't have to.
Pretty sure that's not how it works. There must be a limit on how many "swipes" they can do without paying. But then again the company is losing money so you could be right.

NEW

>>57019433
>>57019433
>>57019433

>>57019439
>save market general
fucking nigger

>>57019399
desu I wouldn't be so surprised if the whales ended up being women for some counterintuitive reason.

I sold RR.L at £0.75