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>> No.57012776

GET THE FUCK OUT OF ALL MARKETS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2QW--D3Few

MOTHER OF ALL TOP SIGNALS
RETAIL FAGGOTS ARE GETTING ASKED BY THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS ABOUT BUYING NVIDIA
DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED

>> No.57012779
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>he baked
I almost thought I'd be free from this place for good...

>> No.57012782
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You do know you can send some of your gains to your checking account don't you anon? You do have gains don't you anon?

91% TMF

>> No.57012791
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57012791

Islam anon, are you actually middle eastern and raised on Islam, or are you one of pic related?

>> No.57012795

ONLY A FEW MINOOTS
UNTIL WE FIND OUT
WHAT
NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS AND OIL
WILL
DOOOOOOOOOOOO
NEXT

>> No.57012804 [DELETED] 

Had he not baked, It would have been me, and i would have the pic be Eric Cartman riding a bull while thinking he was a vietnamese hooker.

Now, with that out of the way, is it a viable financial strategy to slip a morning after pill into your significant other while she sleeps?

>> No.57012806

>>57012791
>Islam anon, are you actually middle eastern and raised on Islam
Yes, to both.

>> No.57012810
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>>57012791
>Still overweight

They like um thikkkkk

>> No.57012815
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>>57012782
>Six figure hell
>$300 in checking

>> No.57012816

>>57012779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsJ9YXHqnr8
So it was, and so they say it may be for time ever more.
That's 3M, Forever Chemicals are a legacy.

>> No.57012832
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>>57012815
>5 figure hell
>Don't want anything
>It's not so bad

Just go to the gym dude. I like this picture alot. I'm kinda obsessed with AI not being able to draw human hands for shit.

>> No.57012848

>>57012776
two more weeks

>> No.57012856
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>>57012806
I am very happy to hear that. That means you're genuine. My landlord is Lebanese, and my favorite liquor store is run by Chaldeans. Obviously the latter isn't islam but both are some of the nicest and hardworking people i've ever met. I've never met a middle eastern person I didn't like.

>> No.57012862

What the FUCK was that?!?

>> No.57012866

>>57012795
NO GAPS
just moved barely upwards on open.

>> No.57012888

Bayhorse Silver -- rags to riches.

>> No.57012892

SAVE shot up to 16.21 holy shit.

>> No.57012895

>>57012866
Nah, that was actually a breddy decent jump up on NATGAS.

>> No.57012900

>>57012888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH4WuUPaaGU
lol

>> No.57012913
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>>57012892
I hope the SAVE anons make it. I like when people actually talk about tickers like SAVE or NEP instead of just tell people to bogglehead forty years and work all week for Jews.

Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/a6jURJlI9oA?si=9fxfIpHLgpQ5FyDu

>> No.57012916
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For me it's Oil

>> No.57012923
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>>57012888
>bayhorse volume was $400K leaf dollars traded yesterday
who the fk is still trading this and why is MY leaf profitable pennyscam so dead in comparison

>> No.57012945
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>>57012832
2 figure hell

>> No.57012950

>>57012856
good to hear that.
also when you start to say too many good things about middle-easterners/islam, it's a matter of time until the well-poisoners appear.
i also hope you'll just continue to keep an open mind about it and keep in mind what i said in the previous thread, just believe in the Oneness of God. that by itself would make you eligible for Paradise in the afterlife. that's not a big ask imo. the rest of it, the alcohol, etc, those are smaller gradations of faith. the far bigger ones relate to God in the purest monotheistic sense.

>> No.57012969

>>57012945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtZgUoEeeXY

>> No.57012979

>>57012856
>My landlord is Lebanese
That's a meme. Every girl wants to take dick.

>> No.57012992
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>>57012950
I believe in Christ and God. I don't know if that aligns with Islam, but I feel like we're on the same page. What is the opinion of Islam when it comes to investing?

>> No.57012994

>>57012892
>SAVE shot up to 16.21 holy shit.
Robinhood's 24/5 crackhead market is not a real market.

>> No.57013013
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>>57012994
Whether you think it is or not Robinhood is indeed a broker sir

>> No.57013029

>>57012969
>We become
>Just a stain
>On the rough asphalt
Idk he kinda lost me there... Bretty good otherwise.

>> No.57013047

>>57012994
Everyone's a rebel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2AitTPI5U0
hood gives massive liquidity, imagine how many people are buying Options because they look cheap.
>>57013029
I thought that was a pretty good description of the existential grief, and tonally well fit. The tension of loving someone you know you will lose to the unfair creep of death.

>> No.57013052
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Ayo quick question. How come MSTR stock does not follow BTC price? I have a tab opened on Tradingview with MSTR from NASDAQ, and its stuck at 570.41, while BTC has gone from 42403 to 41625 and this shit aint moving. So what's going on?

Btw I have my life savings (400k) on MSTR. What im up for?

>> No.57013054

>>57012969
https://youtu.be/AYaSqNVWWBs?si=WiaiB0NzYt3F_k3I

>> No.57013067

>>57012994
SAVE isn't in their 24 hr trading.
Their 24 hr trading doesn't even open until 8pm even if it was.
You are a limited trading hours NIGGER.

>> No.57013113

>>57012992
You can believe in Christ as a divinely sent messenger of God, and that God is One Almighty God. That would be the start of an alignment ig?
Investing is somewhat recommended. In terms of taxation (if that's what you're really getting at), you're only obliged to pay 2.5% of your annual capital holdings, once a year, and you can even pay that 2.5% to a brother or sister if they qualify for it (they have to be considered "poor' or under a certain wealth threshold). No income tax.

>> No.57013116

>>57013047
>tonally well fit.
I guess it's rough asphalt because of this. I mean i get the message, but I just feel like there's better ways of portraying the message than "rough asphalt" but then again I'm ignorant of almost every aspect of the creation of music. Enlighten me if I'm being really stupid right now.

>> No.57013140

>>57013052
Epic troll. I would've gone a little bit lower with the life savings or just say, "a portion of my life savings" but I'll bite. When did you buy MSTR. What time of day was it

>> No.57013150

>>57013067
I am a >futures chad, but generously assumed that anon wasn't outright hallucinating a 16.21 price on SAVE.

>> No.57013159

>>57013054
I don't like this kind of whine. He'll get big, and still try to fake that he's struggling, or just kill himself because the goal to get big is his drug, and he'll realize it's not a solution.
Having said that, I'm going to post a bit of a master sellout, because it's funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulOLYnOthIw

Also, how much do you think Hawaiian Electric is on the hook for, and when will it be safe to buy in?
>>57013116
I'm guessing it's a local slang for roads, right? It's fine, don't look too deep, I think. It's ok that Japanese didn't get a 100%.

>> No.57013166

>>57012992
>>57013113
Christ is God you disgusting infidels

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>>57013159
>I'm guessing it's a local slang for roads, right?
Could be. Either way I enjoyed the song. Bretty good.

>> No.57013247
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>>57012768
OIL OFF THE TOP ROPES

>> No.57013277

>>57013189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZE3kIWTEhI
sticking with the movie theme.
Speaking of Options, I spent the last 4 months losing every profit I made to hopeful puts and calls. They're like scratch-offs.
>>57013247
Good timing?

>> No.57013294

Where are my COST chads? How does it feel to own the best stock?

>> No.57013342
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>>57013166
Christ is the son of God that died for our sins. How dare you slander him that way!

>> No.57013356
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>>57013140
This guy posted screenshots of 6 figs of options in crypto miners last week lmao. I wouldn't be surprised if he really is a stupid fag losing his dad's trust fund (my original thesis). He keeps talking about "technical analysis" as the basis of his investing

>> No.57013378
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Tomorrow will be a good day bros.
I can feel it.

>> No.57013385

>>57013159
Fair enough. I like it and I thought the line about regretting taking out a loan was fitting for the broke nurses. Killing yourself after you make it is the most based shit ever. I would totally pile up all my millions in front of my sister's and light it on fire before I died if I was rich lmao.

>> No.57013401
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>>57012913
I hope SAVE anons make it too. Genuinely hope we will make it. Christmas rally don't let me down.

>> No.57013402

>>57012992
i thought you were jewish

>> No.57013429
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>>57013277
OOOOOH IT'S RECOVERING!

>> No.57013433
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>>57013402
We're in /smg/. Every poster here is an honorary member of the tribe.

>> No.57013445

>>57013401
My calls don't expire till February. I'm gonna watch the chart. 30 seems strong though

>> No.57013471
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>>57013013
Can you buy bonds on Robinhood?
Can you buy OTC stock on Robinhood?
Can you buy mutual funds on Robinhood?
Can you be sure they won't arbitrarily freeze trading when it suits their masters again?
What does it take to be a real brokerage?

>> No.57013480

>>57013445
I don't suggest buying options on any stock under a 50 billion MC. What you did is extremely risky.

Our biggest setback is the gap that was recently formed. If the gap does not fill and 30 holds, then we rocket. If it makes you feel better I'm all in.

>> No.57013494

>>57013471
I use Robinhood for options and Fidelity for shares and basic trading.
Been investing for ages, make good money, have a large 6 figure portfolio, still can't get approved for options on Fidelity.

To get approved for options on Fidelity requires extreme luck or black magic. I have a friend who got it despite being worse off in every fucking way.

>> No.57013507

>>57012776
YOU (You) are a retail faggot yourself. shut the fuck up.

>> No.57013520
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>>57013471
Robinhood adds more features every year. It's pretty based. Never had a single problem with it. My first experience with a broker was etrade years ago and it was absolutely bullshit boomer shit. My dad uses fidelity and it seems shit too. Every time someone talks shit about Robinhood they always talk about the cringe meme GME shit and I really don't give a fuck about that scam cult. It was financial responsible of them to halt trading if they couldn't guarantee funds settling. They weren't the only ones that halted and lots of brokers halt stocks. Robinhood was letting me flip Russian stocks for 10-20% daily gains for a while after most brokers froze them. Rent free in your head faggot. The future is now old man.

>> No.57013528

>>57013520
This reminds me what happened to the Russian companies that got froze by the US. Are they still frozen? Did Uncle Sam seize the shares?

>> No.57013532

>>57013378
holy fucc NEP is promising. how did you find that company

>> No.57013537

>>57013528
No clue. I started getting emails from Robinhood screaming at me to sell my Gazprom so I dumped it all but I doubt anyone is ever getting their shares back. Haven't heard if Russia straight up took them back yet or what. Would be interested to know.

>> No.57013544

>>57013532
Isn’t it just the green subsidiary of NEE?

>> No.57013550

>>57012950
You belong to the only belief system extant that explicitly calls for and practices human sacrifice, whose founder was, by his own account, a thief, a rapist, and a murderer. You aren't fooling anyone. Now fuck off.

>> No.57013553

>>57013520
>Robinhood adds more features every year.
Cope.
>absolutely bullshit boomer shit
Once you learn to be an investor instead of a speculator, you will stop needing your interface to look like a game.

>> No.57013559

>>57013544
>Call themselves green
>Natural gas

Extremely based. It's at like 11% div yield right now and should recover with natural gas prices if nothing else

>> No.57013565
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I beg each anon here to give themselves to God before it's too late .

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=V6glX2WXLi4&si=MriYJ9Agmu-2Cinw

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=V6glX2WXLi4&si=MriYJ9Agmu-2Cinw

>> No.57013576

>>57013532 >>57013559

Same way I found PODD.
Mountains of autism and no life.

Just cross your fingers bros, we could have something special or we could get another SMG turbo dump.

>> No.57013583

>>57013528
I'm holding LUKOY and SBRCY with Schwab. The former is untradable and the latter is in a government escrow account. I expect to recover half of the going rate on MOEX whenever the sanctions are lifted. No seizures or nationalizations so far, so we're probably in the clear.

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>>57013553
If you are less than 275.37% invested in America you need lower your fucking tone when talking to me.

>> No.57013621

>>57013586
As I suspected.

>> No.57013631

>>57013471
>OTC
gambling
>Mutual funds
scams
>Trading restrictions
even your 'real' broker will do this
I'm sorry you lost all your money on GME though

>> No.57013649

>>57013150
Hit at 1806 EST, open a terminal.

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>> No.57013730
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>NKE

>> No.57013757
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Line drawings are from middle of last week. Looking good.

>> No.57013758

>>57013140
570$

If we are going to BTC ATH then this is cheap

>> No.57013766
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>>57013757
Line drawings for the current channel/trend. The long term ones I put on a couple weeks ago.

>> No.57013771

>>57013631
>gambling
Not if done correctly.
>scams
How are Vanguard funds a scam?
>I'm sorry you lost all your money on GME though
I've never owned any GME.

>> No.57013790

>>57013052
>Btw I have my life savings (400k) on MSTR. What im up for?
What the fuck are you doing?

>> No.57013812

Anyone else got a finger in solar? With all the solar cumpanies leading the gains on shit n cum 500 mum last week, a solar ETF gives solid feels

>> No.57013852

>>57013812
Last week was the time for solar. What makes you think it won't rotate out this week?

>> No.57013866

>>57013812
For residential? If the loan is still open it makes selling the home harder. Could just exacerbate a housing crash if things keep going down (just bought a house and the solar system was basically free because the seller had to get out from under the two loans).

>> No.57013879

>>57013649
Some retard buying 100 shares at a markup after hours is also Not A Real Market.

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>>57013812
Greetings
Green energy is coming back because now green companies will be able to refinance their debt and aggressively expand with the coming lower rates next year.
Whether you believe green energy is a meme or not is irrelevant. That's how it works.

>> No.57013916

>>57013879
>Some retard buying 100 shares at a markup after hours is also Not A Real Market.
100 shares wouldn't push it up a dollar anon.

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>>57013866
Every single boomer is talking about a housing market crash in 2024 so it just makes me more confident that housing will be fine. Rates are going down, real estate will benefit. HGTV has brain rotted boomers into taking out loans to upgrade their house though and after they get done paying Mexicans $20,000 for new tile in the bathroom or whatever they expect a buyer to pick up the bag... Not my problem dude. Shouldn't have let your wife talk you into all that renovation bullshit.

>> No.57013978

>>57013926
Literally just sold my place with solar panels on it. Had to pay them off to list. RE Agent wouldn't take it otherwise, because they don't sell.

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>santa rally

>> No.57013990

>>57012913
>I hope the SAVE anons make it.

I suspect SAVE is on the verge of a breakout on the upward: potentially hitting 16.50ish. If it continues to go up, then 18ish would be the next price.

>> No.57014012

why do people jump on biotech and miner pennyscams but no one cares about ai dashcam pennyscams

>> No.57014036

>>57013852
>>57013866

>>57013886
This is my thesis as well. With the latest COP green is back on the menu, and from some solar report I read this weekend it's growing around 40% YoY 2023, initially projected at 20%, and it's currently at a multi-year low price per sqf. I dunno anons, got a good feeling. The SUNIDX bottomed last week, I think it's a solid play. I'm going for the ETF to reduce risks though.

>> No.57014046

>>57014036
Test tes
BBC nigger cock in my ass

Trst

>> No.57014056

>>57014036
I copped some PBW last week and already am up 10%. Gonna keep hodling

>> No.57014065

>>57014012
Because it's a dumb idea? Why do I need AI in a dashcam?

>> No.57014083

>>57014065
To alert you to niggers and other small animals so you can run them over probably

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>>57012795
This means it’s time for OIL

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>>57012916
Get oiled up

>> No.57014157

>>57014106
It's el nino anon, mild winter.

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>>57014119
We pay for Israel to have free healthcare, free college education, free retirement plans, free military, and pretty the vast majority of every cost of living choice for all their citizens from tax payer money.
Now we are getting involved in the Middle East because they can't stop genocoding people...AGAIN.
Why are boomers so into being their fucking slaves?

>The army’s chief spokesman, Rear Adm. Daniel Hagari, said Israeli troops found the hostages and erroneously identified them as a threat. He said it was not clear if they had escaped their captors or been abandoned.

Apparently reports are coming out that the hostages saw the troops kill children and were horrified so the Israelis ordered them killed to not spread the word.

>what does this have to do with the markets
A war with Yemen will send oil prices back to the moon and will likely pump Oil stocks and Green Energy stocks. I'm sure Russia will also push Venezuela to go into a hot was as well to further push up prices.
Buy the oil dip or buy green energy, both will benefit. I suggest NEP.

>> No.57014228

>>57014065
some philadelphia transit is their customer and they seem to find it useful for cutting costs down especially against people trying to sue them, or ticket people driving in their bus lanes

easy task on its own, but not if you have to manually comb through 100,000+ hours of footage
competition is tough and i hope my pick is the unicorn or at least gets bought out

>> No.57014254

>>57014228
Another good one is the company that basically handles all of the PD body cam footage for the country.

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OIL.

>> No.57014279

Dear John Bogle in heaven
Please dump the market tomorrow
So I can buy cheapies with my christmas bonus
I trust thee to time the market for me

>> No.57014303

>>57014279
>John Bogle
>time the market
Probably not the right saint to pray to about this.

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>>57012776
Just like shoe shine boys were talking about stock tips eh?

>> No.57014351

>>57014325
>>57012776
>the market is going to crash!
This is actually the normie or normie takes. I've heard this being said by people that have no idea what the fuck is going on.
If you factor in inflation the market already crashed almost 40% from its highs last October. That was your crash.

>> No.57014390

>>57013790
Why is it a bad idea? If BTC is at 120k and im not all in I will kms. So what has more chances to fuck up?

>> No.57014395

>>57014351
I agree anon. There’s a tidal wave of cash in money market accounts ready to flood into equities. And normies are still uncertain.

>> No.57014401

Glory to the People's Republic of My BABA calls

>> No.57014405

>>57014395
All that cash sitting around is strangling the banks.

>> No.57014426

>>57013989
That’s a nice rally you have there, anon. Would be a shame if something happened to it…

>> No.57014435

>>57014157
Just means it’s cold somewhere else

>> No.57014442

>>57013812
worked in that shit for a while, massively understaffed, leading to companies having to hire other companies who in turn will hire absolute gutter tier employes, plus the enviormental effect is absolutely wrecking. i wouldn´t invest in it

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I just hope sand niggers or vatniks do the holy needful to cause the biggest gorilla nigger dump ever seen on the market so my overleveraged VIX spikes to 6 gorillion along with OIL. I can't take pulling all nighters for finals anymore. My exam is in like 4 hours and its at 8am.

>> No.57014455
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>>57014157

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>>57014426
Yep
It will end after Christmas
And then we get the New Years Rally!

>> No.57014467

Index funds only open at market hours right? why does etoro allow to trade them at these hours?

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>>57014426
bobo really thinks its his turn

>> No.57014525

>>57014455
It's literally nothing. Winter storm. I've lived in the arctic for a few years, this is nothing.

>Climate

>The province has severe winters, lasting five to eight months. Summer is short but coincides with the rainy season, making it possible to raise temperate crops in most areas. There are considerable regional differences in climate. The northwest has a cold, wet, temperate climate with very cold winters; the summer thaw is only superficial. Huma, on the Amur River, has a mean temperature of −18 °F (−28 °C) in January. The July mean temperature is 75 °F (24 °C). There are only four months with mean temperatures over 50 °F (10 °C), and frost-free days annually range from 100 in the north to 140 in the south.

>A temperate, wet climate prevails in the eastern section, in the drainage basin of the Ussuri River and the lower Sungari River. In the central core of the province the climate is temperate, with a deficiency of precipitation and very severe winters. Nenjiang, in the northern Northeast Plain, has mean temperatures of −16 °F (−27 °C) in January and 70 °F (21 °C) in July. The mean annual precipitation is 20 inches (510 mm), most of which falls from June to September.

>The southern part of the province is also bitterly cold in winter but enjoys a warmer summer and a longer growing period. Harbin has mean temperatures of −2 °F (−19 °C) in January and 73 °F (23 °C) in July. Its mean annual precipitation is 21 inches (530 mm).

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>>57014455
Gas time?

>> No.57014534

>futures

https://youtu.be/ZSljO3DqDDU?si=JbKJP0MIYDVYlq6s

>> No.57014564
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what the fuck am I doing here?

>> No.57014667

Dividend investing general /dig/
>>57012264
>>57012264

>> No.57014682

>>57014564
I ask myself that question every time I look in the mirror each morning.

>> No.57014692

>>57014564
This football game is boring as fuck

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>>57014564
need a ride?

>> No.57014720
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>zero hedge

>> No.57014723

>>57014667
Dow names are at all times, which means now is not the time to be necessarily investing in them heavily. You should have bought them 6-18 months ago, so you should be posting MONSTER dividend screenshot amounts in these threads. I want to see MAJOR capital gains distributions and very low expense ratios on all your ETFs. I want proof. Otherwise it's just "Duh," you're Bogleheads. Dollar-cost-averaging. Yawn. Bored. We know.

>> No.57014731

>>57014390
If you're all in and your fly by night mining operation goes bankrupt you'll probably be even more upset.
Also Bitcoin probably isn't going to 300%. The volatility has been dropping off as it becomes more widely adopted.
I understand buying bitcoin miners but going all in with them is fucking retarded.

>> No.57014738

>>57014510
It's probably a few months away at least. If you do think it's going to crash now is probably the time to buy puts though.

>> No.57014765

>>57012776
the main bear thesis on NVDA is "noooo you are not allowed" ... got it

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>>57014712
Nta, but I do
Mine's in the shop

>> No.57014799

>>57014765
More accurately: It's smoke, mirrors and memeing. Intel recently called their bluff and said exactly what I've been saying for months.

>> No.57014803

>21 bar, 2.58 std dev BB
>sell 25 call when top is tested, sell 25 delta put when bottom is tested
It's literally that easy

>> No.57014817

>>57014799
>said exactly what I've been saying for months
wich is what? please don't quote a CNBC video

>> No.57014823

>>57014803
You're assuming volatility is constant though.

>> No.57014841

>>57014823
It literally doesn't matter what vol is doing with this strat.

>> No.57014844

Short both Intel and nVidia. They're both dumpster fires for vastly different reasons.

>> No.57014846

>>57014817
The big thing Nvidia is really selling is just their compiler. Their hardware isn't actually extraordinarily good at compute.
I don't watch CNBC and have no idea if this was said there. It's kind of a niche thing so I'd be a little surprised.

>> No.57014856

>>57014841
You're shorting it. It's literally all that matters. That's why they call it the "volatility risk premium."

>> No.57014871

should i buy canadian oil now that TMX pipeline project is finally nearing completion?
shitty oilsands can be sold to asia now instead of at a steep discount to US routes

>> No.57014872

>>57014844
I really actually like Intel. Their wireless chips are decent, they're one of the best domestic fabs, and their CPUs have very little real competition. AMD gives them a run for their money but they're fables and have other issues.

>> No.57014879

>>57014846
well yeah it's INTC inventing things nobody asked for as and that won't make money. Like INTC do

>> No.57014903

>>57014872
>their CPUs have very little real competition
No, their CPUs suck now. AMD is sweeping the floor with them, and have been for years now. That's the problem. And they lost their ass trying to do their own GPU thing.
They had the best drivers/software people, and some good fabs, but once threading got shot in the face they fucking tanked since then as far as performance. A new architecture takes five years minimum to build out, and we've yet to see anything that can outperform their own initial roadmap goals are, much less anything from AMD.

>> No.57014938

Welp some dude got blown away this morning uh right up from my house. Not next door or nothing but still practically round the corner though. Made the news. So it must've been pretty bad.

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S&P 5000
S&P 2500

>> No.57014976

>>57014903
Well the problem is to that unless your a gamer you really don't need much in terms of "power" anymore to do anything on a computer. Look at phones. They're low powered as hell compared to a desktop yet millions of people do "computing" tasks on them no problem.

>> No.57014988

What will be the implications for the stock market when Joe Biden is found guilty of treason for accepting bribes from China?

>> No.57014999

>>57014856
You're a retard. Please venture beyond whatever shit tier youtube you watch and get some actual knowledge of options.

>> No.57015013

>>57014976
No. nVidia has a shitload of stock just sitting, and they're going to be fined by the justice dept for selling to China via HK and SK.
Intel literally has nothing worth a shit, and people expect the CEO to be let go. They fucked up.
AMD is sitting pretty, and in all of the consoles. They're basically a lock for the next gen, and run the corporate server space now.

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>>57014872
>they're one of the best domestic fabs
Doesn't matter, second place is worthless in semis even moreso if you are also making the second place CPU arch. Either you go min nm or you go 40/65(?)/90/180 old shit, there is no in-between.

Literally the only bull case for INTCels right now is a war in Taiwan. Which to be fair isn't out of the question. But I feel only options would provide enough leverage to be worth betting on something like that.

>> No.57015035

>>57015020
>domestic fabs
What's even left? IBM left Global Foundries. They're dead. TSMC has basically everything worth a shit.

>> No.57015084

>>57015020
>>57015035
Do you guys remember SKYT?
There was an anon that went huge into it and lost a lot of money. I looked into it and its because one of the original insiders has been dumping millions upon millions of shares ever since IPO ever since he left the company. Might be worth looking into when he stops dumping but it might take another 6 months for that to happen.
I have never seen dumping of this magnitude.

>> No.57015090

>>57015084
that is usually the case with any company since they accumulate shares while it's still a private company and have been waiting for years to IPO and finally cash out
they'd cash it out all at once if they were allowed to

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>>57015035
To find the remaining US fabs you have to look to the analog & power companies. Now, most of those fabs are old shit like 180nm and higher, or very specialized fabs for analog & power that would be irrelevant for a CPU. But for analog/power chips they are fine and it's an existing asset for firms with a long history so they stick around.

I think some defense contractors might have some fabs too. but I think they mostly make wacky mil/aero stuff where the yield barely matters.

>> No.57015105

What's a general criticism against FTSE All world indexs like VWCE?

>> No.57015113

>>57015105
its boring, international underperformance

>> No.57015116

>>57012768
I was thinking 2024 might be green, might be red. But if it's red I feel that would start soon. I was thinking I would have until mid January to get some more gains. Do I pull out of everything Monday morning???

>> No.57015117

>>57015084
Asked a contact about it, if it's anything I'll report back, likely nothing though.
>>57015102
I meant modern. Like being able to make a cell phone.

>> No.57015126

>>57015116
>might be green, might be red.
Obviously, I mean could be a great year or a bad year, not a crab year.

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>>57015105
Why would you blanket dump money into stock markets that aren't America. If you want foreign exposure, you should select individual countries carefully so you don't invest in DAMN commies and other countries with no future. And even then you will probably underperform unless you got lucky and picked the right countries. Basically, treat non-US index picking like stock picking but with macro indicators instead of 10-K's.

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>>57012768
By all accounts this week, if the Vix is low, fkn send it. Nothing short of huge news catalyst should stop upward momentum. Longs will just hammer upward until the VIX responds

>> No.57015141

What do I buy tomorrow? $10k. I'm waiting on SOXL to go down so I can buy calls

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Sample meats are a divine investment. I’m sure you’ll get the best karma and truer wealth from.

Also save economies by ending conscription.

Conscription is slavery.
Conscription is murder.
Conscription is a serious offence.
Real wars are fought by volunteers.

Many real wars have been fought by regions liberating themselves from true enemies that tried to conscript their people.

The nonsense “wars” that happened recently are of the particularly worst things that happened to the global economy.

I feel bitter about what happened to a generation of people who were forced into the slaughterhouse nonsense of the Vietnam war. May they return to this world. They are a unique people.
What happened was murder.

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>>57012768
I am infinitely bullish. Always.

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>>57015117
>I meant modern. Like being able to make a cell phone.
Technically, the support chips in a cellphone probably are from those plants, TSMC, or maybe ST has some fabs in EU? But yeah for analog/power you don't need the newest for "modern-relevant" performance.

But to answer your actual question about a processor. I think at this point it's INTCel or nothing. GloFo must have at least 14nm (or 12 maybe?) since it was in Ryzen 2xxx I/O die. But I don't know if they ever went beond that.

>> No.57015196

>>57015141
SAVE

>> No.57015214
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Amalek/“Jordan” is something marvellous and heavily pagan.

Worth investing. I hear their reconstruction of their ancient irrigation systems are making things lush.

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57015215

What oil stocks or etf to consider buying next week?
I never played around with commodities. I'm currently 20% of my portfolio in BABA (70usd buy in)

I'm so lonely, guys. Did not close the deal with a spanish pianist when she came to cook with me in my apartment because I don't get many chances and did not want to blew it up. Now she is busy for 3 weeks with concerts...yea. Behind my muscles and extrovert exterior there is just dread and disappointment.
I want to go home to my people, I think its too late for me, I'm 35 and I wasted my life.

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>>57015138
*sleigh bells grow louder*

>> No.57015218

>>57015105
People are exponential. An obese, SSRI-filled American is unironically worth more than 90% of people in the world. People argue that there is a chance that people in third-world countries or second-rate countries could be a worthy investment. This is through the logic of how it easier to 10x a100m market cap than it is to 10x a 100bil market cap. However, high-performing people in third-world countries and second-rate countries leave their mother country to move to America.

>> No.57015221

>>57015214
Bro, wtf

>> No.57015229

>>57015020
>second place is worthless in semis
I completely disagree.
All things being equal you'd be right but if your competition jerks the devs/customers around the way eg Apple and Nvidia do then second place is actually competitive.

>> No.57015231

Does anyone have the "krugman has gone too far" snp500 chart?

>> No.57015236

>>57015138
VIX is backward looking. Last month's volatility predicts this month's volatility better than VIX does.

>> No.57015238

>>57015117
>>57015177
To be clear. By TSMC I mean TSMC old shit not 3nm or whatever. I should also not shortchange the glorious Nippon old shit folded 1000 times fabs, maybe Renseas has some? But anyways, the old shit fab market is basically legacy assets their owners haven't shut down, and TSMC with their economies of scale. Were it not for the current geopolicial situation, TSMC's market share growth would probably be unstoppable except by Chinese knockoff fabs.

>> No.57015248

>>57015117
I was under the impression Freescale still uses domestic fabs. The IM.X 8 is satisfactory.

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Goodnight /smg/. I hope your degenerate lottery tickets print tomorrow.

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>SANTA
>RALLY

>> No.57015260

>>57015128
>and other countries with no future.
Like the US?
We have a future, it's just an entire continent that looks like SanFranCisco.

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>>57015231
>>57015229
> but if your competition jerks the devs/customers around
In other words, extracts higher profit margins? The winner can charge whatever they want within reason, the loser is left to pick up the scraps. To be fair, the loser could MAYBE make it up on volume if they have a massive and I mean massive capacity advantage. But that seems unlikely on small nodes.

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>>57015260
Here's the thing. As long as we have the printers for the USD, and the best military in the world, the real economy doesn't matter for financial assets. But. I think you are overestimating the number of people who view the state of SF or the policies that got it there as a good thing. Even the NYT doomposts about the absolute state of that city at this point for easy clicks. Truly the Detroit of the 21st century.

>> No.57015298

>>57015290
Its a battle for how long a powerful military can carry decaying demographics. Eventually things will turn. The country that can keep their demographics from getting Jew'd will be the new king of the world.
However non of that will happen in the near or far future. For now we bullish as fuck.

>> No.57015305

>>57012950
>>57012992
Pedophiles.

>> No.57015331

>>57015298
>>57015290
Policy comes from culture, culture comes from people, and the people of California were replaced against their will decades ago. It's not about the debate or policy, that's just a trick to make you think it's consensual.
>>57015268
It's not just the price their charging. There are hidden costs to dealing with this stuff in the form of technical debt etc.

>> No.57015339

>>57015290
The military is funded by debt. The debt is backed by the military. So really, neither of them are backed by anything if the US government can't afford its interest payments. Cope.

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>>57015339
>if the US government can't afford its interest payments
And what is stopping us from just printing money to pay those? Congress? It'll be 14th ammendment'd immediately and probably reversed anyways when the market crashes. To be clear, the USD is a shitshow, but any potential alternative is much much worse.

Oh, and a BRICS currency will literally NEVER happen.

>> No.57015389

>>57015370
Hyperinflation, retard. Everyone is dumping the dollar because they're wary of political instability in the US and the ongoing pattern of weaponizing secular institutions. The Unites States' only export in 2023 is its irrelevant toilet paper currency. I will say it again because I don't think the impression stuck the first time: cope.

>> No.57015391

>>57015370
https://www.paragkhanna.com/

>> No.57015397

>>57015370
Quit with the "printing" crap. That's a huge oversimplification.
It's backed by future tax receipts. You can smush it around a bit but in the end if they borrow more than they can tax then the thing comes apart. If they actually tried just printing (via yield curve control) that's when you get hyperinflation. We haven't done that and when we do none of this matters.

This is because you can't "print" production.

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I ask that Amalek/“Jordan” takes in all the civilians of Philistine. Volunteer soldiers can stay. However obviously many other nations are taking in Philistine and there is so much land that Philistine prefer living in elsewhere. I hear there’s a desired philistine enclave in around California Republic and Jefferson Nation and it’s heavily pagan.

The people of Philistine can return to Philistine later.

“Israel” has divided into many unique identities and many unique regions.
Real wars are fought by volunteers, not conscripts/slaves. Love to the rage against the conscriptors.

>> No.57015410

>>57015397
>This is because you can't "print" production.

>printing books

?

>> No.57015422

>>57015410
Alright in some specific situations you can print production but not enough to keep an entire country running.

>> No.57015433
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Honestly yall wtf

Also Ukrainians and Russians are welcome pretty much anywhere.
Evade and be victorious against the true invader that would conscript.

Central America is also a good place for people looking for new lives.

I do want to see more Slavic Canadein vibes.
French-Slavic Cascadia-Quebec is peak kino and a sovl future

>> No.57015449

>>57015422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrZbXkaW2Xg

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>>57015389
>Everyone is dumping the dollar
may I see them?

>Hyperinflation
There is a difference between high inflation and hyperinflation. We are not quite so far gone that some of the former will necessarily proceed to the latter.

>>57015397
If payments are made with bonds not intended to be repaid in real terms is it really an "oversimplification"? You are right in a sense but the difference is, USD is for the time being the world reserve currency. So there is artificial extra demand beyond what would come from our production. And because of this, yes, to an extent we can just issue USD and tell everyone else to eat it because they hold a shitload of our bonds too. Is that sustainable? No. But it doesn't follow the dynamics a non-USD country would.

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Guys what is happening what is going on

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>>57015408
>>57015433
schizo-san... your meds... e-eto...

>> No.57015475

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_3T-Af57Pg

>> No.57015491

>>57015475
Nice to see John Clarke pop up every now and again.

>> No.57015504

>>57015458
Its a Christmas miracle anon!

>> No.57015513

>>57015475
Lol

>> No.57015525

Eroupe is worse off:
https://youtu.be/I5QwKEwo4Bc?si=-Byubr9fF6VO8kvT

>> No.57015540

>>57015451
anon, get a tripcode.
your posts are valuable.

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>futures

>> No.57015563

>>57015451
>>57015540
Quit samefagging you stupid fucking eastern yuro ESL government shill. The petrodollar is dead after Biden made promoting international sodomy a higher priority than maintaining good relations with Saudi Arabia.

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>>57015563

>> No.57015584

>>57015563
Are you the anon that thinks every bull is Polish?

>> No.57015607

>>57015584
Go look at /k/, AKA the glownigger board. The go-to cope of all the shills is "may I see it". They use the same fucking scripts in /smg/ because they're dependent on Biden getting reelected to keep up the hundreds of billions of dollars in gibs to easter Europe and Ukraine.

>> No.57015623

>>57015607
/k/ is full of glowies but you've called me Polish like 10x in this board. Anyways the gravy train isn't coming to Eastern Europe anymore regardless. They can't pass shit in the Senate and the bill by the EU got blocked. Ukraine will probably be split down the middle by the end of 2024 or 2025 and the whole thing will be over.

STOP CALLING ME POLISH ANON

>> No.57015635

>>57015623
Other anons may occasionally get caught in the crossfire, but the state sponsored shills from /k/ are 100% in /smg/ too.

>> No.57015637

test

>> No.57015806

>>57015637
it worked bro congrats

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>futes

>> No.57015814
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>>57015458
hes coming

>> No.57015825

Kek SMG finally started buying into oil, sounds like my oil calls are going to print soon haha

Every move I make, I keep getting richer, love herding the sheep, I swear people really behave like predictable animals, every single time without fail

Thank you for making wealthy

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i have never been to /k/

>> No.57015851
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gotta be short the russell at these levels right?

>> No.57015927

SAVE is funding my retirement.

>> No.57015944

>>57015806
Jannies tongue my anus

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Hello there :)

>> No.57016150

so everything is at ath and every index is mooning straight vertical, is this le big one? i have begun digging my foxhole/bunker in my backyard in preparation but not sure it can withstand the blast wave

>> No.57016165

>>57016150
in the short term it goes up
mid term crabbing
long term crashing with no survivor

>> No.57016193

>>57016150
Show me your fingernails, i want to know if your a schizo

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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>>57016209
oh goodness

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57016260

COMEUPPANCE FOR THE BEARS

>> No.57016266

>>57016260
Yeah a lot of bears have been liquidated because they were retarded and wrong faggots. We are still in a recession though

>> No.57016282

>18 mentions of oil and oil is not even near local top
wtf is going on why is /smg/ so bullish on oil here

>> No.57016293
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>>57016282
called the generational bottom

>> No.57016315

>60% of gains from Friday erased in the first two hours where my broker is open
REEEEEE

>> No.57016353

It's a blackstone office episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbqqAAgN-dI

>> No.57016387

>>57016282
>why is /smg/ so bullish on oil here
Demand is stable/growing and CAPEX has been declining since 2008.

>> No.57016423
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57016423

>all gains already erased by friday after market and monday premarket

>> No.57016437

ARE WE SLURPING PFIZER? ITS SO LOW

>> No.57016450
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>>57016437
>Q3 net earnings -2.3B
>9 months net earnings 5.4B
>Mcap 150B
Unless they have a magic drug that will triple their earnings the answer is no.

>> No.57016460

Bloodbath this week?

>> No.57016462

>>57013013
since the GME disaster, robin hood is a NO GO!

>> No.57016524

>>57014765
>the main bear thesis on NVDA is "noooo you are not allowed" ... got it
huh? do you even vibe check?

>> No.57016536

>Germany worse data as expected but unexpectedly
>pump
hehehe, hopium

>> No.57016546

>>57016536
Problem, burger? Euro bagholders literally can't lose kek

>> No.57016562

>>57016546
I'm EU.

>> No.57016573
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>>57016536
You could have at least referred to the data you were alluding to...

>> No.57016584

>>57016573
It's german data, which is why it is meaningsless. Only US data matters for EU.

>> No.57016597

>>57014180
Based

>> No.57016650

>>57016462
>Robinhood and other brokers didn't let us destroy the global economy with unsettled funds used to squeeze a shitty brick and mortar hobby store. Others didn't either, but Robinhood is the one I was using when I fell for the stupid hodl ape moon retard shit, so that must be the bad one.

Take the jump.

>> No.57016658

>>57016650
doesn't matter. No free market.

>> No.57016692
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I just went long OIL and TESLA. x10 leverage. I will soon post my 6 fig gains

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>>57015128
>DAMN commies and other countries with no future
Posts like this make me want to redouble my new stake in TDF.

>> No.57016716

>>57016692
>6 fig gains on 10x leverage
Do you have 6 figure money to blow away on options? Kek

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>> No.57016798

>>57016658
And your dumb ass thinks Robinhood decided that? Man, you're really not going to like when you find out who told Citadel to handle it the way they did.

>> No.57016816

>>57016798
Yeah, I'm going to get so mad, cause I care so much about it. I don't use Robinhood. I'm just saying it is no free market.

>> No.57016825
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57016825

The Phillips Curve doesn't exist

>> No.57016831

>>57012969
I love this song

>> No.57016852
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does btc acting like this over the weekend say something about market open today?

>> No.57016911

>>57016816
None of it is. They all use the same system, and the same tools.

>> No.57016929
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57016929

>futures

>> No.57016959

>>57016929
so...if we can improve highway driver safety, we get more lemons? I activated my two brain cells for this one

>> No.57016962

Yeah I'm slurping PFE fuck yall niggas

>> No.57016977

>>57016959
Stock market go up mean economy more betterer. :^)

>> No.57016982

>>57016977
ah, yes. bidenomics

>> No.57016999
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57016999

this guy wrote an article on seeking alpha
they really just let anyone do that

>> No.57017010

im waiting for a juicy santarally week

>> No.57017133

>>57016658
Yeah it is actually. Robinhood ran out of shares.

>> No.57017145

>>57015829
Is that Macron's wife's younger version?

>> No.57017147

>>57016959
No, more lemons means less dead people. More lemons means people are juiced up with vitamin C. The sour taste also makes you AWAKE, HIGH ALERT.

>> No.57017158

All I want for christmas is a dip on the stock market

>> No.57017172

Remember that INTC is the next NVDA and will reach $100 this year.

>> No.57017180

>Reuters
>@Reuters
>Japan business lobby head: BOJ must normalise monetary policy as soon as possible http://reut.rs/3NyyI2q

When the business lobby tells you to hike, you are doing something wrong.

>> No.57017204

>>57017172
>this year.
That's less than two weeks long now.

>> No.57017207

Why are people still holding GME and AMC?

>> No.57017224

>>57017207
peasants have too much pocket money due to bureaucrats manipulating the currency and bonds since the 80s

>> No.57017243

>>57017224
I meant that part where they are not squeezing anything

>> No.57017264
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57017264

This is so shameful

>> No.57017267

>S&P 500 7 consecutive green weeks
>futures opening green starting the 8th week
bobos eternally btfo

>> No.57017281

>>57017264
Gundams when?

>> No.57017324

How much did PODD/NEP anon make on PODD?

>> No.57017330
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57017330

>msft

>> No.57017354

How do I profit from a blockade of the Red Sea?

>> No.57017372

>Maersk, MSI, Evergree all stop shipping through Red Sea
They desperately need another shipping crisis to pump their stocks and income as shipping revenue has crashed hard.

>> No.57017373

>>57017264
atleast japan is a good country so could be useful

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57017392

>>57014731
>MSTR
>fly by night mining operation

>> No.57017414

>>57017264
The US occupies Japan so not the worst country to buy it

>> No.57017431

>>57017330
Imagine if you sold everything and went all in on MSFT in 1986 and proceeded to enter into one of these capsules.

>> No.57017447

>>57012945
Do you heterofags even find those creatures attractive?

>> No.57017456

>>57016825
Take Mediterraneans

>> No.57017487
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what do i buy? shill me your best scams

>> No.57017489

>>57017447
1 and 6 le ogro americano
2/3 and the last nurse are ok kinda pushing it though.
4 seems cute 5 only can see her hand which doesn't look obese so could be fine.

>> No.57017513

So if I wanted to make Max profit of oil going up in price, what options should I buy?

>> No.57017520

>>57017447
God no. Genuinely disgusting. Anything obese is a fucking animal not a woman.

>> No.57017525

>>57017513
If you want max profit you should max out all debt deposit it into your brokerage account and long futures with leverage or if there are 0dte options on crude you could do that.

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>>57017520
Not even pic rel?

>> No.57017548

>>57017525
>long futures with leverage or if there are 0dte options on crude you could do that.
I only have derivatives based on ETFs and stocks. And indexes (spy, dax, etc)

>> No.57017549

>>57017536
Those eyes are dead inside. I don't even want to guess that phenotype

>> No.57017558

>>57017548
Oh never mind, I was in the wrong search kek. Alright what kind of oil future do you recommend? There's Brent, there's WTI and so on and so on

>> No.57017586
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57017586

Imagine the market dumping while everyone is unhedged after Powell's rallye

>> No.57017589
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>>57017549
>Those eyes are dead inside
I think that's because of the low video quality. She looks alright otherwise. Seems like you have high standards, must look pretty good yourself.

>> No.57017603

Oil is back. Just to fuck with Powell. C'mon oilers.

>> No.57017628

300 for total market collapse

i need to slurp

>> No.57017635

Bump

>> No.57017638

Dump

>> No.57017647

Back to five figures niggas, for like the fifth time. I keep getting rekt for some reason

>> No.57017662

>>57017647
0DTE options?

>> No.57017670

>>57012768
>>57012768
>>57012768
MIGRATE

>> No.57017722

dead thread, dead market?

>> No.57017734

>>57017722
Checked, I wouldn't have it any other way. In a couple of months there will be a ton of newfags posting it will be cancerous.

>> No.57017735

>>57017722
Nah, burgers just haven't woke up yet

>> No.57017738

>>57017670
Gigabased

>> No.57017747

>>57017722
all bobos offed themselves, all mumus on vacation

>> No.57017754

>>57017751
>>57017751
>>57017751

>> No.57017757

SAVE sissies we aren’t getting merger Monday are we

>> No.57018475

>>57017372
>Maersk, MSI, Evergree all stop shipping through Red Sea
The Yemenis clearly stated that they were only attacking Israel-related shipments, not all shipments.

>> No.57018593

>>57018475
Is there a shipping company still taking that route then? They'll probably make money.