/biz/ - Business & Finance

>you didn't go to the gym today

Invest in UFO and spook yourself with the McPherson Tape. This is cinematic advice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPIO72sJZNU

>so I told them to put the JANNIES into the gas chamber and JUST CLOSE THE FUCKIN DOOR and you'll wind up with less FAGGOTS NIGGERS AND JEWS right there
FUCK YOU FAGGOT FUCKING NIGGER JANNIE JEWS

NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
the fuckin JANNIES

>>57005127
two more weeks.

>>57005153
>White Christmas? Sounds very problematic. Turn up the heat and crush the nat gas bulls.

Hello it's Saturday, niggers.

>Mother surprise visits
>"It would be nice to have grandchildren soon, you're dating a girl right?"

How do I tell her that I can't financially support a family and that all women I know aren't interested in me whatsoever. I'm almost 30...

>>57005148
I went to church instead

It's far too late to pull up, Nick.

Why do Jews tell us AI is going to take over the world if these stupid robots can't even make people have 5 fingers? Artificial intelligence is retarded as fuck lmao

>>57005179
>Your body is a temple

>>57005186
Anon, I will remind you of where cutting edge coomertech stood just a year ago. That's how this exponential, superintelligence takeoff shit works.

It's why things like automation (buy ROK today) is relentless. Pajeets are stupid, Boomers slow down and retire with heads full of knowledge, but robots grind away as long as you copy code and perform regular maintenance.

kek the chinese are literally having gay sex in their senate halls and people serously believe investing in a failing shitshow like china is a good idea lmao

>>57005234
The jews might be fleeing Europe for China.
It could also be the other way around though.

>>57005178
My grandmother did this to me the other week.
>Anon it's time to get a wife, you really need to get married
Idk how they square that with cheering on the mass migration that flattened the job market for us while driving up housing. If I didn't love my grandma I'd let her have it.

>>57005178
That isn't bad. I mean hell there's dude's in their 60's knocking up 30 somethings.

>>57005269
>Not telling your whole family that Jews prevented you from having children

Wtf anon. Tell em like it is. Tell them you can't sexually perform because they sacrificed too much of your penis to Moloch when you were a baby. This is financial advice you won't have to buy Christmas presents.

>>57005178
>>57005273
Honestly though you still got time. Healthy kid range for a woman is 18 - 35. Your just 30. So long as you get a girl and she falls within that age range your fine. Now yeah after 35 a woman can still have a kid but the risk of problems goes up with the kid/pregnancy.

>>57005165

>>57005234
This was in the US Senate Chambers anon.

SAVE will save me

>>57005368
I still can't believe the powers that be decided to show their entire population the neet life. Goddamn retards. They will never be able to truly undo this.

>Mark Zuckerberg building $100 million bunker in Hawaii

....what did he mean by this? Short Meta stocks?

>>57005385
The average NPC is like Rocker and if they aren't scrubbing shit out of toilets 80hrs a week for barely enough to pay rent then they have an existential crisis and realize they have no hobbies or anything they enjoy to do with their free time

>>57005394
I can't really imagine building an underground anything in the ring of fire. Maybe he just wants one of those Dr. Evil volcano layers. Don't really blame him. Dumb though.

>>57005421
Actually Hawaii isn't in the ring of fire. Nevermind.

>>57005394
If you see any other big names start doing shit like this then we're pretty fucked. I'm not a schizo either.

>>57005431
I read a story about Benzos building a cave too in Texas.

Alright I got a DPZ pizza and bottle of merlot
LFG for movie nite!

>>57005394
He must have watched a bunch of NIGGERS webms on /pol/. He seems smart so I might long META on the next good pullback. Pic is when you see a JANNIE on the sidewalk.

After extensive research I am going to short SAVE. The DOJ will not lose another high profile case like this.

>>57005477
Good luck. I'm rooting for you.

>>57005477
Have you considered the possibility that the DOJ are incompetent morons? And that their A-team resources might be deployed elsewhere?

>>57005512
You really think the government is gonna let retail retards make an easy 100% gain on SAVE? I don’t either.

>>57005512
Quick everyone deploy the A-team

>>57005519
Plenty of large hedge funds and donor millionaires have also bought in. Merger arbitration is very much an investment Thing. The GME MOASS this ain't.

>>57005527
I mean their top lawyers, blackmailers, and stringpullers are busy preventing another Holocaust (lack of support for Israel in universities) and squabbling over how to handle the Biden and Trump legal morasses. Some random business trial doesn't rate.

OH SHIT
I'm watching the new Planet Earth and there's a Bobo attacking a liquor store
THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED

>>57005178
>>57005310
This. Be happy. At your age I was paying 2k a month in child support. Only 8 and 15 years to go.

>>57005600
suddenly paying 2k for a mortgage doesn't sound so bad

>>57005431
Elon has been literally making these things for people for years. You see the Saudi new city concept? He was chumming it up with them at the World Cup. He also has a huge lot on a hill overlooking a lake in Austin.
>>57005431
Lot's of whales either dieing or selling huge positions. It's coming.
>>57005477
>high profile case
Nobody even gives a shit about this, most anons haven't even heard of it, and thus ask about it.
>>57005506
nigger
>>57005582
This.
>>57005642
Yeah, escaping a 3.3k one at the moment. Sacrificing for more capital for the next 2009. Gonna fucking retire in the next five years.

Can we really say nigger on this board?

>>57005676
depends
we have POC that report people for that sometimes

>>57005683
>POC
Coloureds?

>>57005743
no
POC stands for pollutants of concern
they pollute this board with their hatred of impolite language, boobies, frogs, and anime

>>57005127
Threadly reminder
Don't over trade
Stick to good rules
Don't by into hype
And selling options is better than buying them

>>57005758
Based. Get those niggerfaggots out of here.

>>57005178
Honestly it's a rat race unless you have a niche you can exploit either in the markets or dating wise.
If you can get your own finances in order you're already doing better than most people and from there just plan to do something you'd like since you're a bachelor.
Worst case since Asia exist, robowifus may become a thing later. In which the AI side is only accelerating that so we'll ultimately have choices since the market demands it.

>>57005676
>Can we
FUTURES
>FUTURES
FUTURES

>>57005178
I actually feel bad for my parents. All three of their kids are in their 30s now and none of them have any prospects for grand kids on the horizon. Me? Lol. My brother? He's in the grindset (and going nowhere). My sister? She's the best shot but hasn't made a good dating decision in her life (she was dating a cult leader for a time). Maybe if my parents live long enough, they can inherit my MSFT shares when I die and go on a nice vacation like retired people are supposed to and that will make up for no grandkids.

Lot of people moan they want a kid. Which hey if that's what you want fine, go for it. But the old saying "be careful what you wish for you might get it" is a thing to. I know a guy who didn't want a kid who ended up with 2 before he turned 25. To a girl who he uh well was sex friends with and that was about it. So yeah the poor bastard got himself right good fucked till the kids are 18. Honestly shocked another dude I know didn't have loads of kids considering his "different girl every week" streak he went on in his 20's. He hit 32 and well lets just say his no kid luck ran out.

>>57005907
he didnt want a kid yet he was having sex? what did he expect?

>>57005882
Poem Anon?

>>57005938
Well he's a dumb ass. The sex friend girl was hot and he trusted her when she told him to cum inside cause "I'm on the pill". That's his version of it anyway.

>>57005907
He probably doesn't even have any KO or VZ.

>>57005938
You know how many women i've had 'uncontrollably cum on me' in cowgirl when I tell them to get the fuck up? Women will do anything they can to get seed if they know you have money. After three I've learned my lesson. Pay them off and try again lol.

>>57005944
ChatGPT wrote this for me

No grandkids in sight
Patience endures hope wanes,
Future unclear still

>>57005995
youre one of the dumbest guys on this board

>>57006011
Are you or are you not a competent enthusiast of train number pic gets?

>>57006018
I've got over 20 years dealing with gold diggers. Doing dumb things is experience. You can learn from it.

>>57005995
How fat was she that you couldn't get her off top of you? What a shit way to have sex in general. If she is on top I am gonna be a power bottom still and when I get tired of that shit I'm rolling her over when I feel like it.

>>57006025
wat?

>>57006046
Bro, I was making six figures in 09, I've banged a lot of women all over the world for cheap compared to the inflate onlyfans shit (suicide girls was a huge pump after the cost of hot or not).
Both of them were kinda flings, and great genes. I don't mind paying the child support. Wish my son was closer so I could see him more often, but my daughter is near by. Expanding the white population either way, and they will learn from me and inheret what I provide.

>>57006059
Shit, ok. Well, I wish he was ok and back, but I'm glad that you're ok and here despite you not being him.

>>57006077
I asked you how fat she was not how much money you made

>Paying for sex

You guys literally can never make it. You don't even know what making it is. You don't even go to the gym. You are so obese you just lay on your back and pay fat girls to grind on you. Absolutely embarrassing.

>>57006025
>>57006059
>>57006083
This is his thread but he's done the same thing in /smg/ a few times.

>>>/n/1843110

>More homeless in the US than during the Great Depression

bros how do I profit from this?

11 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature, as an early kurisimasu present to the rat, is Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)!

>>57006235
The fuck there was a sequel?

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)!

>>57005148
I would literally HATE to be around all those lanky, stiff-bodied women. Except that last one in the top left, back, blonde with the glasses who looks like a Jew.

80% chance of a dump monday.

>>57006310
you should eat more fiber if you are irregular

>>57006089
They were girlfriends that I had relations with for a few years while in the region.
First one was a marine, fit, maybe 110. Second one was about 95. Both had C cups and wore small or xs. At least I have kids.

>>57006286
>Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget
Anon what the fuck

>>57006347
Nothing will ever be able to compete with the Nick Cage animatronics one. It's over.

>>57006347
I had to give up on it. The audio quality was hurting my ears and the movie seemed dumb af
Might be time to open a short position on /smg/ movie nite

>>57006347
Oh, wait a minute. Without my reading glasses I thought that said "Dawn of the Nigger".

>>57006359
>>57006363
>>57006365
The December 16th movie night and its consequences has been a disaster for the smg race

>>57006363
how is it relative to the barbie screening? Are there gambling adds running in the middle?

>>57006387
I think the movie was originally released to NFLX, so it's not a cam, and there were no ads. The audio quality was just really bad though.

>>57006389
>direct to NFLX
oh I guess I will just have to see uh, Christmas with the Chosen at the theater then...

i hate premarital sex so much it's unreal

>>57006413
We all do anon, we all do. I did it alot, with many girls. It was horrible.

>>57006230
start a homeless scalp bounty business

Powell is going to be remembered as the greatest Fed Chairman in history

is now the time to buy back into oil or wait until the middle of winter

Does anyone else think that no matter how much you make in the stock market, you'll never stop? There's just something so gratifying to seeing green number go up that to some extent I think I chase more than the material reality of said number

>>57006491
THANK YOU JAY FOR TAKING OUR QUESTIONS I WOULD JUST LIKE TO ASK ABOUT THE "SOFT LANDING" LIKE DO YOU EXPECT IT WILL BOUNCE A FEW TIMES DO I NEED TO HOLD MY HEAD IN MY KNEES THANK YOU JAY

>>57006503
I know exactly how you feel. It's not even money, it's just humbleness and there are no true limits.

>>57006503
>no matter how much you make in the stock market, you'll never stop?
I know for a fact I will because I already have. I'll buy back in when I'm comfortable with the macro environment.

>>57006503
Like if material goods can't satisfy you maybe spending some of your hard earned gains on someone else will help. Like you may not know people but you know people who do. So have a charity event for someone with a sick kid, get the community involved and seeing how you made an impact it's better than any green candle in the world. You seem like a good soul, maybe you'll meet more good people and have a chance to start a great thing that lasts after you're dead.

>>57006503
I am pretty sure I have a number where things will be fine.
I kind of suck at this game though.

>>57006540
Way to contradict yourself in a single post. Go work for Kareem Jean EBT in the Whitehouse spokesman office.

>>57006503
I'll let you know when I start making money

>>57006491
I'm convinced by the shear amount of jobs being created are all government jobs.... 60% of the jobs added in the October report were government positions. This isn't a real economy because we are borrowing at interest to train these people to do jobs that shouldn't even exist in the first place. That's your fucking economic "growth"

>markets

the fed has given up right?

>>57006600
I gave up too. Last night i had sex with 4 women who weren't my gookfu and I'm like running into schedule conflicts because another 3 girls wanna see me and have sex with me.... I honestly feel like a trashy piece of shit, but I hate it.

>>57006599
I feel sorry for you Baggie, truly a brainlet
Government jobs aren't less of a job because it's from the government
There is no big man creating bullshit jobs to prop up gdp
The government works with strict budgets
Sorry Baggie I hope you understand
Signed, goyim

>>57006600
>>57006614
>neither than myself nor the fed have given up... they constantly have to adjust and have.. I will adjust and both of us will break a heart or two.
This is not financial advice but still relevant.
DISCLAIMER: STOP AGING STAY YOUNG FOREVER AND KEEP YOUR DICK IN YOUR PANTS!

>>57006653
Why do we need 60,000 new insurance agents making 100k a year?

>>57006653
>>57006659
Not insurance agents. Insurance is great. I'm talking interal revenue service

>>57006659
The american economy runs on insurance.
Insurance is the primary vehicle which ensures the masses continue to exist in a state of perpetual wage slavery.

>>57006659
>>57006662
Because the war in Israel brought all these Jews to the US
You and I both know they evade every penny they can
Time for a crackdown

>>57006653
I don't hate the government, I just hate no bid contracts given to friends and families at tax payer expense.

>>57006680
You don't have to worry about that Baggie, you only have to pay taxes if you make a profit

>>57006678
IRS auto corrected to insurance, I disposed I'm sorry please see >>57006662

>>57006689
I'll disclose my tax returns one day. I make quite a bit of money.

>>57006696
Doubtful. I've never seen a rich person use RH.

>>57005657
>Elon has been literally making these things for people for years.
Doomsday hideouts? Any pointers?

>clears over a few million
>has sex 4 times and goes to a charity event
>still a baggie and empty inside

>Baggies (ME) Theme song
https://youtu.be/IxxstCcJlsc?si=VfixNBNcljG20Ri9

>>57006713
I watched him on Mark Levin's show. He's a classical liberal, and you don't have to agree but he's honestly more like a Thomas Jefferson than a George Washington... the dude didn't vote for Trump but stood for the constitution and was on his council during the trial when Trump was acquitted.

>>57006746
listen, I just think certain people should really be careful about the things they say and the headlines they post
pushing that idea around is a bit irresponsible really.

>>57006713
Derschowitz showed a different side and you could see vitriol and anger. He doesn't recognize the democrats the way he used to.

>>57006756
I don't think we should encourage killing anybody, but now death to the jews is chanted at his Alma Mater and where he was the youngest professor to be tenured. I have respect for him.... he's 80 something years old and changing his mind.

>>57006756
When he spoke at the impeachment trial he wasn't speaking on behalf of Trump, but the constitution. He's. Great man.

>>57006756
He's fucking 80 something years old, the guy could trip on a dropped French fry and die for fucking sake.

>>57006756
I think instead of telling people to be silent learn from those who have more experience and question authority

baggie take your meds and fuck off

>>57006793
baggie pls

Buy tupperware. Tup

I don't like blacks

>>57006793
hey man could you fuck off please you're shitting up the place with dumbass opinions

>>57006819
That was a meme stock here once upon a time. Maybe again?

>>57006718
Is this song about you and Gookfu, or just how you are feeling right now? Also, how fucked up are you right now?

Reminder to short weed, ticker: MSOS. Weed is the worst sector in the entire market, and it isn't even close. Short weed for infinite money.
>B-but Biden and Schumer said they are going to fix the problem..
Cope, never happening. It's literally a carrot they trot out every election year.

Why did Drexel do it, bros?

>>57005186
because most of them are working in LLM shit, and they need tech to stay afloat. Web3 and NFTs were a complete disaster for them.

uh bros? Bearish for retail and tech stocks?

>>57006503
I use my money to travel the world, stay at nice beaches and eat good food. It is much more satisfying than just seeing a number go up.

>>57007269
What's it like to be a homosexual

>https://twitter.com/IranObserver0/status/1736132808106557591

kek people were expecting rate cuts...

>>57007321
Don't know, Anon. Enlighten us.
>>57005446
Based.

>>57006799
I got 12 grand from slot machines.

You post nancy pelosi and honestly I hope both of you die soon.

>>57005127
Why is (formerly know as) Square a major party of the Australian total market index?

>>57007646
It's chink financial redistribution

>>57007646
Ask over the lunch break, I wish o had Hong Kong trading hours.

>>57007646
The real question is why is the Hong Kong market so much better?

>>57007269
is that australia?

What if we made a dystopia flic where everyone turns on America but America releases the niggers from the prisons on the rest of the world?

>>57007752
The niggers become the good guys, but ultimately die at the end if you want to.

>>57005178
If you can generate about $1500 - $2000 per month in passive income and want wives and children, all you need is a passport. Eastern Europe and Balkan’s are cheap and filled with fertile wombs waiting to be filled. Clean yourselves up and get over here frens.

baggot shut the fuck up or put all your posts into one

>>57007811
I wouldn't want to do it but I'm that type o nigga that would move to wartorn Ukraine after the war and deal with the added dangers but desperate beautiful women.

Fagiolis of /smgay/, what do you think about Mr Elliot Waves?

>>57008094
Works great if you zoom out far enough

>>57005368
What if the people decide they don't want to live in a prison with just one hour exercise per day?
How many hours exercise per week do i get if I'm not vaccinated?

just had bacon, eggs and white beans.

>>57008061
Just don’t expect them to be too desperate. Those people can put up with a lot of shit. The women are first class and the men are shit tier. Just don’t make the mistake of bringing them back with you too early.

>>57007256
Mayber this will finally get China involved. They don't know it yet, but they should be very interested in global freedom of movement, because once they are cut off, they suffer harder than any company in Europe or the North America.

Meanwhile, "derisking", which means decoupling from China as a provider for parts/materials, is decided within EWG now, and that is another knife in the Chink economy.
They shouldn't have stopped delivery of chips for the German car industry to bolster their own, now they pay the price.
It's estimated that a sudden decoupling costs 5% GDP in Germany, if EU does it over the course of a year, the hit might be less than 1%.

>>57005368
What happened to Australia? When did they go full pussy fascist? Maybe they were always like this and the rugged Australian was just a meme.

>>57008140
>What happened to Australia?
I asked a computer.

>>57008140
There's a reason why the US kicked its dads ass. Aussies never really did. It is that simple.
>>57008134
Seems more like just a headline to me. Disrupting global trade like that is a great way to get an extremely proportional response.

>>57008140
>>57008173
our attempt at rebellion (eureka) got crushed before it could build into anything substantial and the people here err on the side of perceived safety and the vague notion of the public good whenever something happens

Let's say new year starts and I would shake up my portfolio and throw out some stocks that reached their potential
What would your opinion be on buying BABA and HES (which will be converted to CVX)?

>>57008397
>BABA and HES
Seems fine.

He really was known as "Charlie Munger" outside of /smg/...

>>57006503
This is unironically proof that you’re high t, anon
”I have money, therefore I must buy things with it until I don’t have it anymore“ is peak roastie thinking, and muh heckin delayed gratificationerino is still yet another form of consoomption
You make money, shove it into the markets, and watch number go higher, content that you can provide for yourself and your family
Then you train your kids right to also be based line-going-up enjoyers and leave them an inheritance

>>57006514
Holy fuck, SO MUCH
THIS
>THIS
THIS
bang on, the actual real question that is most needed to be asked.

>>57008061
>ebonics
Fuck off we're full

>>57006708
It's because your people betrayed God and your blood is cursed. You still haven't figured it out? It's why Jews never age gracefully they always die in a hot tub overdosed on ketamine with underage boys and then call it "natural causes".

Possible edited headlines: - North Korea missile believed to have fallen already, says Japan coast guard - Japan coast guard: Projectile, thought to be North Korean ballistic missile, already fallen - North Korea missile possibly fired but already fallen, according to Japan coast guard - Japan coast guard reports possible North Korea missile but already fallen - Projectile, likely North Korea's, already fallen off Japan's coast, says coast guard

WTF IS GOING ON AT FINANCIAL JUICE

>>57008648
>he subscribed

>>57005368
>Age: 2 years
what is this new type of filename

The SAVE merger isn’t actually happening right

>>57005234
*readers have added context*

>>57005127
Shill me the next Celsius or monster

Oil barons post your positions. I got UCO at $26.6

I used to hate women. Then I realized I actually hate myself. But I think I'm back to hating women and buying schd. Might buy nep having done zero research just from the power of shilling

>>57005676
Is nigger hate bullish?

>>57008749
Maybe you just hate the feminine, because it is weak, and you yourself are a bitch.

>>57008749
its natural to hate women, but it's even better to stop caring for them

>>57008708
Tickers NI, GGE, RS

Another relaxing day. Sipping on some coffee while I decide what I'll do today.

>>57008811
What are you going to do next?

>>57008811
PEP is better than KO and KDP. You’re unintelligent for not knowing that

>>57008853
I dunno yet. Maybe watch tv or read a book. Might see if the wife is up for some sexy fun time. Or hell maybe I'll do all 3.

>>57008894
Uh well considering via funds I already have exposure to PEP and others I think I'm covered on that.

>>57008894
KDP is the best.
Look at all these brands.
Squirt soda is the best.
https://www.keurigdrpepper.com/en/our-brands/product-facts-brands

>>57008922
I tried Squirt once and didn't like it
I'm not a fan of grapefruit in general though

>>57008749
I hate myself and hate women. Usually during sex I'll be thinking something like
>Stupid fucking bitch
Sometimes during sex they will want me to verbalize this disgust so I'll literally be saying something like
>Wow you really are a filthy whore. Is this the only thing you are good for?

It's way better than therapy (I wouldn't know desu I've never been to therapy but it seems gay)

Buy TMF

>>57008922
>no lays potato chips
>no Cheetos
>no Doritos
>no Quaker Oats
>no Gatorade
>no mt dew
>no Starbucks bottled cold brew
yeah PEP has better brands

>>57008922
>Look at all these brands.
>Squirt soda is the best.
Imagine being this wrong.

>>57008922

>>57008961
BASED. When the KDP CEO goes to bed at night he's a pink wojak who just drank an ice cold BANGS.

>>57008961
A&W root beer is 100x better than Barq's.
Barq's is fucking garbage.

>>57008998
>has no bite

>>57008474
That chair would be uncomfortable to sit in for an extended period of time, like the time it takes to watch a movie.

>>57008989
>>57008998
>>57008961
You’re all retarded. The best root beer is Mt. Dew

>>57008982
>owns Aunt Jemima
>but rice roni instead of uncle ben's
not even fucking trying

>>57008998
>A&W
I wouldnt even sticky up my floor with that crap

>>57009030
Diversification

>>57008982
I do not consume a single one of those at all unless Great Value oats are really Quaker.

>>57008094
Gospel

>>57009051
Same. It's literally all fucking goyslop except maybe he pretzels and pure leaf tea (dunno this shit is prob high fructose corn syrup slop too)

>>57009051
Most people do though. What you consume isn’t at all relevant

>>57009100
You eat a lot of goyslop but pretend not to on 4channel.

>>57009101
Old people are dieing. Fat people are dieing. Zoomers are more health conscious. You will see brands shift to be healthier after all the obese boomers finally die

>>57009105
I really don't.. I eat eggs and yogurt every single.morning with coffee. Whey protein. Chicken. Vegetables. Beef. Rice. Cheese

Cook 90%+ of my own meals. If I get an easy snack on the go it's usually a bag of beef jerky.

>>57008982
Nestlé kicks your ass.

>>57005127
fuck off JOsh you fucking loser, you're s ite is down and it's not coming back

>>57009124
I don't eat food and live on stoli vodka, tobacco and I'm so bad at everything that even when I try to take my own life I fucking live.

>>57009150
This diet is tried and true twink mode for sure. You will figure it out one day champ don't give up

>>57009079
Baggot, you're a new england fag, what do you think of the sudden rise in popularity of the NYG quarterback Tommy Cutlets?
>>57009105
This is true for about 95% of this general or 4chan for that matter. Someone will eat a salad one day and then come on here and pretend they have been eating clean for the last 10 years. But there are a handul of severely autistic posters that actually do obsess over certain foods. The type of autists that would go to a restaurant and ask the waiter if their water has seed oils in it or some gay shit. The other half of them are poorfag NEETs that eat nothing but rice, beans, and deenz and pretend it's about diet rather than the fact they are just poor.

>>57006746
Go fuck yourself and your Epstein ass in Dershowitzs shit

Thomas Jefferon, holy fuckign shit, you jews have no shame

>>57009182
I had two blue moons and a steak with veg and mashed potatoes at outback steakhouse last weekend on a date with the fwb. Literally the only booze I've drank all month.

It's not autistic to avoid drinking 14 beers every day. Atleast do like baggot and switch to vodka if you want to drink yourself to death. Atleast the corpse will be easier for the paramedics to move.

>>57009206
Hard liquor is the devil's juice. Anyone telling anyone to switch from beer to hard liquor is a demon trying to lure you to satan. I'd rather die then end up like baggot.
>2 beers with dinner
That's cute, I hope you had a good time with your twink boyfriend though. Hope you got to smash that bussy.

>come into thread.
>everyone arguing over China stocks and root beer.

>>57009234
As things should be.

>>57009219
Anyone telling you to drink 40 beers a week is trying to get you to grow bitchtits and turn you into a tranny with diabetes.

She's alright. Gonna upgrade in the spring though. It's nothing serious and I kinda prefer that dynamic desu.

this thread is full of faggots.

>>57009258
Always was

>>57009258
72 of them for sure

>>57009247
>Anyone telling you to drink 40 beers a week is trying to get you to grow bitchtits and turn you into a tranny with diabetes
this. as much shit as soi gets for being estrogenic, beer is just as bad

>>57009109
>Zoomers are more health conscious
Zoomers have a weaker organism, they claim there is allergens in bread, milk, meat, seafood and whatnot. When I grew up nobody had allergies or food intolerance of any kind.
When Gen X dies out, we will be replaced by immigrants who are stronger than zoomers.
So don't stop investing in goyslop producers (this is financial advice), they will always have their market and also can adapt and brand their goyslop as "health conscious goyslop", voilá, zoomers will buy it.

any opinions on the GTLB price chart?

>>57009109
Younger people love goyslop just as much. I stack COCO for the small % of health conscious people
>>57009124
You eat goyslop and you lie about it. That’s fucking pathetic

shill me 5 (five) stocks that could pump hard in 2024

>>57009247
I'm not a tranny nor do I have diabetes. I'll always be a hamchad that will reign above this general of lanklets though. Also don't be a whore. Find a nice girl and get married zoomer.
>>57009258
I like black twinks but i'm definitely not a faggot

>>57009261
You know what´s the best thing about fucking a fat bitch? You can put their tits together and fuck them there. Now, imagine fucking a greasy fat bitch like that and having pimples or acne growing on your dick.

>>57009271
BTI/MO if we get those rate cuts and regulators stop being homosexuals

>>57009269
>You just have to eat goyslop

Fat people can't comprehend not eating chips. Sad. Many such cases. Literally addicted to fucking goyslop

Anyways baggot was correct if you are long goyslop just buy Nestle. They have all the Asians buying their shit. No one in Asia is eating fucking rootbeer and doritos

>>57009263
>beer is estrogenic
Craft beer, yes, because of the large amount of hops. Your average coors light or keystone light is glorified seltzer water. It's rice beer and has barely any hops in it all.
>>57009271
>chips and peas and gravvvvyyyyy, I've had the fucking lot!!!

>>57009312
>Beer isn't estrogenic

Post tits for science

>>57009105
>t. projecting NIGGER

>>57009335
Only if you post hands first. I want to see those tiny little soi claws.

>>57009312
alcohol alone is estrogenic

>He bought? Dump him with the gabbagol

>>57009247
No one has advocated for drinking 40 beers a week though. What are you really angry at?

>>57009369

So I opened up an IBKR account because my last broker doesn't allow futures trading. It seems like IBKR has higher futures margin requirements than everyone else, which means that holding futures will cost a few dozen basis points more per year than any other platform.
I went with IBKR because futures aren't covered by SIPC and I don't trust Tradestation or Tasteytrade to not blow up. Do you guys think it's worth switching to another mature broker that has futures trading? I like the foreign trading capacity, but my main strategy is just 1-1.5x S&P (switching to futures because I think that longer term tracking error of LETFs is going to be permanently higher)

>>57009308
Retards that eat chips in private but bash them on the internet can not comprehend that fact that billions of bags of chips are eaten in the United States each year

>>57009370
I don't believe you
>>57009397
>his fucking manager
Absolutely died laughing the first time i saw that guy
>>57009403
Needs lotion. You must be giving out a lot of handjobs to have those kind of friction tears

>>57009418
I posted my hands. Where are the tits rocker. Show me that beer doesn't cause man boobs and turn you trans.

>>57009398
Rocker literally drinks 12+ beers a night because liquor is bad or whatever

>>57009416
I don't give a fuck what you think fatty. I don't have a secret chips stash under my bed. Holy fuck it's so wild you can't even concieve of a world where you aren't eating chips lmao

>>57009432
>Rocker literally drinks 12+ beers a night because liquor is bad or whatever
So you’re mad that some guy on here drinks a lot of beer and keep bringing it up to me? Why?

>>57009447
I'm.mad that boomers can't even see a timeline where their diet isn't 90% candy and fried goyslop made out of onions oil, high fructose corn syrup and whatever cardboard and trash they scraped off of the factory floor coated in MSG

really though you shouldn't drink beer it just makes you fat
find a whiskey or bourbon you like instead

>>57009416
I honestly don't understand why people eat chips. They don't even fill you up and aren't really that appetizing. Would rather have a baked potato or fries.
>>57009432
You'll have to subscribe to my onlyfans

>>57009411
>higher futures margin requirements than everyone else, which means that holding futures will cost a few dozen basis points more per year than any other platform.
You shouldn't be trading futures lmao

>>57009457
What food are you referencing that uses onions oil? It’s hard to take you seriously man

>>57008244
By now most accept that the covid scare tactics and lock downs were just a big hoax. Only the most die hard NPC’s still support it.

>>57009482
pls explain

>>57009498
I think he meant to say vegetable oil, but messed up mid spergout. I don't know of too many foods cooked in basedbean oil

How much longer until AI takes over the stock market and starts the apocalypse?
I'm tired of waiting

>>57008769
Since it aligns with common sense, I would say yes.

>>57009498
I've been talking about the PepsiCo poster. Where the fuck have you been? Here is the ingredients list for Doritos

>Onions
>MSG
>HFCS

The fuck was I wrong about? If you eat this shit you will never be a man and should go ahead and try to be a woman.

>>57009182
Tommy DeVito is the next Tom Brady. Next Question.

>>57009188
There isn't even a question here, just bullshit. So go fuck yourself, that's what you need to do. Here's two more go fuck yourselves. Go fuck yourself go fuck yourself.

>>57008982
>Sabra?
What did they mean by this?

>>57009529
>Tommy DeVito is the next Tom Brady.
kek if only. My cousin finds his presence in the nfl hilarious so I bought him this shirt for Christmas.

>>57009465
Beer is nice sometimes. I usually drink a few every month.

reminder to short Maersk asap for quick money

>>57009528
None of this stuff is onions oil. Not a single ingredient matches what you said.

>>57009557
>It's not cooked in onions oil
>It's literally made of onions
>Checkmate

You have to go back.

>>57008998
>Barq's
You’re not baiting us with this. That ship has sailed.
>>57009018
I pace around while watching movies. Chair would be irrelevant.
>>57009101
Very true. If I invested in what I like I would have gone broke years ago.
>>57009182
How’s the place below you? Any good?
>>57009258
Always has been fren

Whoa just got off the phone with a buddy I ain't heard from in like 6 months. During the normal "what you been doing" conversation he lets slip he committed incest. Unknowingly. Turns out when he was 18 he fathered a kid and the mother never told him (He was a fucking loser then so yeah). 19 years later he meets and fucks this girl. Turns out the girl was his unknown daughter. Which uh yeah quickly got cleared up after the fact. When he first told me I thought he was joking. Then he spilled the details.

nice fantasy, you fucking faggot

>>57009570
>Barq's
Wait that anon seriously can't read cursive? What the fuck is Barq's? Who the hell would name their soda that way?
>how's the place below you
I personally love it. Going down there for dinner tonight.

>>57009403
Looks like you lift, do lots of pull ups, or work in a pipe fitting capacity. Whatever it is, based.

>>57009601
No

>>57009580
>daughter
This is a sister board. Take that shit to /b/
>>57009601
I kind of owe you for the RYCEY tip even though you were years early. But I knew that anyway. Maybe I will get them to send you up a gyro plate sometime. Do they know you as a normal guy or are they afraid to knock on your door?

>>57009570
>Barq's
>ship has sailed.

>>57009271
my leaf pennyscam that sells ai dashcams is already making a profit now, the ceo wants to grow it significantly until he can get the company bought out just like his previous company bought out by Honeywell

i hope they pump in 2024 when their deal with a 2nd major transit becomes more than just license plate reader cameras

>Gentlemen, the dip has almost been slurped

>>57009677
EWW

>>57009637
I don't pay for anything down their anyway. I am friends with the owner now. I've had a few friends offer to buy me lunch there and I have to tell them there is no point because I don't pay anyway kek. It's the thought that counts i suppose.

>>57009697
That’s what happens when the government of Mexico sends a vague press release saying the company’s fee structure is being adjusted so the stock drops 30% and then they release a bunch of math equations that make zero sense but means very little changed.

>>57009733
>>57009677
You guys are supposed to talk about this stuff when it's at the bottom instead of posting screenshots after and saying you knew it was a good play...

NEP anon is the only one setting a good example right now on shitcoin plays.

when will smiggers convert to the index chad life? my returns improved materially the second i stopped chasing memes

>>57009109
Spics who are replacing whites and have reclaimed the Southwest and much of the West Coast will continue to eat goyslop. Profit off their demise and your demographic replacement.

>>57009557
You're such a newfag.

>>57009109
>zoomers are more health conscious
No they aren't, they're on track to be the most obese generation ever. And even the sarmgoblin roider zoomers don't eat clean, they'll go to fucking McDonalds every day because they can't cook.

>>57009607
shooped

>>57009802
I would agree with this. They vape constantly and one of those vapes has more nicotine than a pack of cigarettes. They can't cook like you said. they are also retarded and think it's cheaper to order out than cook yourself. And the number of zoomers I see that are casually roided out is pretty disturbing. Steroids are one of the worst drugs you can take when you're young. And now it's become a trend for tiktok views.

>>57009768
Alright, I'm sold. Give me the ETFs you're in.

>>57009701
Well it looks like a good place. Maybe I will think of something else. I would definitely eat there should I ever find myself nearby.

>>57009857
Do you live in Michigan?

>>57009542
Im a lifelong giants fan. My father had season tickets to the Meadowlands in the nose bleed seats behind the uprights. We would go freeze our asses off and actually hope for Dave Brown (qb at the time) to break his legs. I got to see Tiki Barber fumble the ball more than 5 times. Bob Shepherds voice of ther PA. I love the giants. I know we have a small chance at playoffs but it's almost fucking impossible.

Bond auction on the 30 year next month on the whatever is the one to watch for tlt and tmv/f players. To be on topic. I've been b& over 40 times so like I gotta be on my best behavior

>>57009792
He’s the one who got tricked by the word filter

>>57009802
>>57009837

The men eat like shit but generally the girls know that they have life on easy mode if they are /fit/. This is why zoomer men arent having sex and it's always why I can date 10+ years younger just based on physical appearance with no gold digging required. It's all working out pretty good for men that arent absolute gooners with low t.

>>57009915
I had sex with 4 different women on Friday, why can't zoomers smash puss?

>>57009927
The Doritos make them gay

>>57009915
>>57009927
Oh the guys at the top 20% fucking all the girls memes are real aren't they?

>>57009877
Hey i'm a lifelong Lions fan, I know nothing but pain in my 36 years of life. This has to be the year for us.

>>57009944
Yes. Maybe top 30%. In olden times they would send the incels to die in war. Nowadays they just get them to jerk off to tranny porn and not go outside ever with CIA demoralization posts

>>57009957
Lol. Goff is GOAT.

>>57009944
Not really it's more like the top 20% of guys are fucking the sluttiest 5% of women. Average lifetme sexual partners is still like 5-6 for men and 4-5 for women

>>57009915
Most zoomer men are gay or trans. They are having sex, just not with women
>>57009971
I'm so glad they kicked the shit out of denver. Russell Wilson is one of the biggest faggots to ever roam the earth

>>57009984
>Average woman has 5 partners in her life

Anon if you believe this I don't know what to tell you other than you should stay in whatever bubble you live in because reality would totally mind fuck you lmao.

>>57009966
No they're turning them into girls nobody will fuck for the sake of equity or whatever. Then the bottom 10% can just be gay and the actual women still get sex because alcohol exists.

>>57009957
>>57009971
>>57009991
The RAIDIES would booty blast both these teams.

>>57009984
I'm not gay, the average guy isn't fucking 5 or 6 guys and only 4 or 5 women. Unless faggots are fucking everything up for everyone.

>>57010014
>raiders
>beating anyone but a chargers team that literally gave up because the coach knew he was getting fired
Your only shot is to hire Jim Harbaugh this off season

>>57010014
The raiders head coach was middle linebacker for the giants. Perennial pro-bowl dude, got to see his whole career and he was a true leader on giants defense

>>57010027
>>57010036
Based /sp/ /lit/ posters

Post your Sunday Stocks

>>57009999
The modal american woman is a presby woman in Evanston that is going to have a couple flings and 4 longterm boyfriends and marry one
Literally every statistic on the planet shows zoomers having LESS sex than previous generations
You're explicitly stating above that none of them are having sex
BTW women have always preferred older men, they just have worse daddy problems now

"CIA demoralization" is a cope created by zoomers so that they can say "everything doesn't actually suck, if you just go for it everything is fine". You're taking schizophrenic positions where everyone is ugly and not getting laid (women included) but everyone has 30 sexual partners. You've selected your own bubble as the population

>>57010054
/biz/ not *lit/

raider fumble

>>57010022
They are I've never seen stats but I'd imagine the average gay has 40+ lifetime partners
"Lesbian" couple don't even fuck eachother
It also makes more sense when you consider that men get maried older than women do, which means that they can throw in 1 or 2 more longer term girlfriends

>>57009868
Far from it now. I left USA years ago. Someday I may return. The white parts of Michigan actually look quite comfy and I am well acclimated to cold weather now. Here I can live off my passive income and still invest.

Dating is dead. Anymore its "swipe, swipe,swipe; oh hey wanna hook up and fuck?" This is the modern form of dating. Everyone puts out there already what they want, what they like, etc. Or in some cases (ok most) none of that matter and they just wanna fuck and go.

>>57010081
Zoomer women are the most degenerate they've ever been in history. They will fuck anything with a pulse. Zoomer men all have autism because their mothers are all on SSRI's when they are pregnant. So gen z men are super awkward and autistic because of this and cannot socialize with women, that's why zoomettes all started dating older guys. Millenials know what life was like before the internet and know how to socialize.

Panthers fan...
>Cam newton.. possibly the dumbest nigger to ever play quarterback. Literally illiterate and we have to call college plays for him because he can't run an NFL offense
>Owner sells team because he gets caught having sex with all the women that work for the organization
>New owner bought team *because he couldn't buy the Steelers" and is a Steelers fan
>Gave 10 year contract to college coach that has zero NFL experience
>Fired three head coaches in the last 5 years
>Worst offense in the NFL
>Greg Olsen retires to so broadcasting
>Luke retires and says fuck this
>Christian mccafery demands a trade
>Go all in on a 5'9" quarterback #1 overall pick that is absolutely shit
>Best player on offense is Adam thielen hand me down from Minnesota who isn't good enough to even start for basically any other team in the nfl

It's so fucking over

>>57009944
Yup and honestly you don’t need to be that /fit/. Just be a guy that they want to be seen with. For me it’s just dying the grey strands of hair and not dressing like a nigger. Also, have a passport.

>>57010105
That's what I'm saying...
You have a degenerated female population that is like 5-15% of the population, 40ish% have basically the same dating habits as people have had since 1900, and then the rest are basically depressed women working dead end corporate jobs in a shitty area like Tucson, AZ. You can move the numbers I'm pulling out of my ass around, but the increase in total sluts is being offset by depressed women

>>57010120
When I saw the panthers draft bryce young I audibly laughed. Dudes to fucking short to play in the pros and even if he starts to get hot he's a fucking twink that will never stay healthy because he'll get his head taken off by linebackers. The NFL shouldn't allow any QB to be drafted unless they're 6 foot or taller. Kyler murray is another example of this

>>57010140
>Taking random sluts on extravagant vacations

I have a passport but telling a girl that is cringe as fuck. It's a huge redflag where she thinks you are accustomed to paying for sex and she will immediately start treating you like a paypig or ignore you from that point

>>57010174
Whenever I hear a woman say she "loves traveling" it's an automatic red flag and my penis retracts into my body. That's a literal insta thot fire alarm

>>57009999
checked

My father is telling me to buy into this "rally" and meanwhile I'm sitting on 200k usd waiting for some crash...

>>57010163
Anon even depressed hamplanets are hitting triple digit body counts. I've fucked so many girls that you would probably think are nice trad types lmao. They literally act absolutely different when interacting with someone like you that puts pussy on a pedestal

>>57010169
Drew brees is the only one I can think of that did well. It's still so fucking wild we leveraged the entire future of the franchise on a 5'9" QB with no offensive line, no running game and no receivers

I can see the Panthers leaving Charlotte in the near future. They need a better stadium anyways

>>57006702
I've never seen a rich person use 4chan

>>57010219
I doubt the people posting from saudi arabia are poor

>>57010223
why, cause they use wifi? doesn't seem like you travel much

>>57010200
What you really should have done is buy the September dump.

>>57010206
You have a female psyche

>>57010219
I've never seen a poor person use 4chan

I baked
>>57010267

>>57010174
>extravagant vacations
That is relative to your location. Taking a girl to Montenegro or Greece for me is far from expensive or extravagant. But if your still in the USA it would be a waste of time. It’s why I left.
>>57010184
You’re just thinking of western women though. They really don’t care about the travel. They just want good photos for their Instagram accounts. Girls here just want warm weather.

>>57010223
Those are pajeets and yes they are poor as fuck

>>57010240
On leverage
using multiple brokerages

>>57009851
essentially VT but at the time i didn't realize there was such a comprehensive ETF so i just built exposure across SPY and various mid/small cap ETFs and international ETFs, both EM and DM

I'm basically VT with a small/mid cap overweight and US overweight. VTI probably better even if technically less diversified

i also take about 10-15% of total capital and use it for more discretionary bets like gold, single stocks, potential options to hedge, etc

>>57009268
Engineering leads are swapping to it because Github actions doesn't work as well as they'd like. They'll swap to something else once they decide GTLB CI doesn't work as they'd like either. I think it'll go down in '24.

>>57009757
Don't do it bro the LP taxes are mustard gas

>>57009927
what about your gookfu? thought you'd pardoned her and tried to behave.

>>57010527
Gitlab is a public company?
What? That's crazy!

>>57009966
>In olden times they would send the incels to die in war.
It looks like this is a little overexagerated. In the 80s single people in their 40s where extremely rare. I can't remember the number but it was something like 10%.

>>57008474
Kids should know the joy of getting a little envelope in the mail every quarter with a six figure number on it with a line that goes up.