/biz/ - Business & Finance

how do i make money

>>56997816
>stop taking your meds
>go mentally ill
>film yourself going schizo mode and post online
>gain a following
>stream and monitize your followers while you promote your mental illness online
This has worked for so many people like Chris Chan

>>56997816
Lick dick

go to work

>>56997789
>>56997831
I want a schizo anime gf so bad bros

I heart hurts

earnings time next week fpr my pennyscam

will i go +30% or -30%? ai dashcams are the future right?

>>56997816
Short weed stocks, they literally only go down.
>inb4 some faggot copes about the government finally doing something to solve the 80% tax rate US weed companies pay.
Literally NEVER going to happen, Biden and Schumer will use dude weed as a carrot on a stick, and the next democratic candidate will do the same.

>>56997816
You’re not going to like the answer but it involves a restaurant, a red curly haired girl, a guy named Dave, and a dimly lit dumpster.
https://youtu.be/h9n5qvY3I7g?si=lYWO1FU0kAD3PS_4

>>56998021
I bet that man has a gorgeous cock

Thanks to SOXL calls, I can afford my favorite bourbon again.

if you know you know

Kind of glad that, as a daily spy trader, I didn’t waste any money trading last session. Really thought the “trillion dollar quadwiching option expiration” would culminate in an eod short squeeze but fucking nothing worth trading

>>56998218
The multi witch often disappoints. It also likes to do fireworks on the one day you decide to sit out expecting more nothing. For spite.

>>56998218
Yes it's funny to see the newfags get excited about it

>>56998081
Reminder I keep telling niggers if they get SOXS now they will get liquitated but they keep getting liquatated. You can't stop SOXL when it's growing.

Buy Costco, they haven’t raised their membership in 6 years and have said that it’s not a matter on if they’ll raise their membership but when. Costco members are extremely loyal and would be willing to pay 20 to 30% more per membership.
This would give Costco a big jump in earnings.
They’re also opening double the amount of new warehouses then their closest competitor Sam’s club

>>56998254
I swing trade w/ calls but I just don't see shorting SOXL profitable.

>>56998371
>Buy X stock/commodity/instrument at its ATH bro
I've lost count of how many times I've been shilled something at its ATH in this fucking general. You're all fucking stupid beyond words.

>>56998381
Swing trading SOXL is how you make it. I have nearly doubled my money from my $17 position in just 2 fucking months.

>>56998404
More like a little over a month, not 2

>>56998382
Look at Costco’s financials midwit

>>56998404
If I every blow my account up being retarded, a SOXL swing is just what I need to save me

>>56998411
>Retarded retort
I swear to God you retards are saved by being anonymous because I would never let you live this down after you get proven to be braindead.

>>56998424
>doesn’t know how to review a company’s financials
>openly admits to just listening to /biz/ without doing own research
>calls me retarded

>>56998240
It's a great excuse to post Marisa tho

>>56998463
Whatever. I'll make a post calling you out in 3-6 months when its 20% down though I don't expect you'll reply with an apology.

Well fellas… It finally happened.

I lost $40,000 in the span of five days playing with options. That’s a third of all my money. I know I’m on 4chan so I know I’ll get called a fag and that’s fine, but the truth is I’m hurting. I was really hoping to move toward some semblance of lean-FIRE and this fuckup is going to cost me a year of wageslaving at least, probably two.

I don’t got much to say, it’s not like I wasn’t warned. I’ll just put it out there that be fucking careful sometimes bois. Don’t be a fucking retard like me. It’s so easy to get a couple good trades and start thinking your shit don’t stink.

That’s all. Gonna be boring fucking year for me. Money comes and goes, but you don’t get time back.

>>56998683
sorry to hear anon. don’t let it demoralize you. causing us pain is the only thing that gets (((their))) circumcised dicks as hard as making money does.

>>56998683
Stop fucking with options and learn to swing trade. Easiest method is wait for the VIX to spike above 25 then go all in SVIX. When VIX drops back down under 13 take profits. If the VIX keeps rising and goes over 35, stop out and wait for things to calm down before reentering. Wash rinse repeat until you make it

>>56998683
I've been there. Lost 0.75 btc in a trade before. Brutal, but i've come to learn how to save my ass since then. No more super risky retard shit for me.

>>56998716
Thanks anon. Who knows? Maybe the market will go hard next year and I’ll meet my goals anyway, but it sucks cause I like this community and now I’m going be a boring fag and just probably dump the remainder into QQQ. Market is probably gonna pump anyway because TPTB can’t afford a crash on an election year.

I’ll still be watching you all from the sidelines though. Hopefully I’ll be back fully torqued in 2025.

>>56998746
I’ll read up on that anon.

Still gonna keep in first gear for 2024 though to recoup some of these losses before I crank the jets again.

Funny thing is, I remember losing like $3k like ten years ago playing blackjack. Back then, that was a lot of money to me and I was devastated. Wish I could have told myself I’d lose 10x that in the future and see my reaction.

It’s whatever though. When you find yourself in a ditch, you have to be able to muster the fortitude to keep crawling forward. Otherwise you might as well just eat a bullet.

Why buy oil when nasdaq keeps pumping

>>56998411
It's P/E ratio of 41.86:1?

>>56998811
Because Oil is cheap and Nasdaq is really not
>buy high sell ___

Oil bottom reached
>i-it will go lower just you wait

I just want to sell S&P 500 at 4750 by christmas so I can get drunk and fuck some bitch over new year's eve

>>56998948
hookers aren't expensive

>>56998964
I wasn´t talking about hookers, but it´s all the same shit to me anyway.

>Previous thread has 261 posts.
Early bakers get the fucking rope.

>>56998683
That's one expensive lesson, but nothing you can't recover from financially.

Hershey Ticker: HSY looks to be in the same post Coca Cola Ticker: KO was In October. That is to say the company has growing revenues and net income yet the stock price is down 30%.

>>56998683
options are poison dont trade them. just use them as hedge on some positions if need be.

i need to fine tune my broker app settings and get more books about former market greats

>>56998683
what was your thought process like? how did you allow yourself to get tilted like that

I moved in with my poly coworker. We have a household income of like $300k now and I'm best friends with her other partner it's great.

>>56998895
>they're shorting the bottom
toplmao

>>56999524
What the fuck am I looking at? Can someone translate this into words?

>>56999562
Oil futures and options traders are now very bearish as Oil just bounced off $68, they're only longing about 400 million barrels while shorting over 200 million barrels, while they were shorting only ~30 million barrels amd being very bullish when Oil was around $94 lmao.

In other words they bought the top and are now shorting the bottom. Speculators are very stupid.

>>56997889
No you don't.

>>56999588
It just goes nobody has any clue.

Otherwise they wouldn't always revise their targets, like Goldman for example, in regards to oil winter 2022 and also this winter.

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/09/06/business/oil-price-goldman-sachs/index.html

>Goldman Sachs had forecast Brent oil to be $86 in December and $93 at the end of 2024. Now, the bank says it sees “two bullish risks” to its prediction.

First, Goldman Sachs expects Saudi oil supply to be 500,000 barrels per day smaller than previously anticipated. That alone should add $2 to the per-barrel price of oil.

Ehm...

>The other reason OPEC+ may not want $100 oil, according to Goldman Sachs, is because of the “political importance of US gasoline prices.”

>US presidents don’t want to see gasoline prices jump, particularly before an election.

Asked about the Russian and Saudi supply cuts on Wednesday, US National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan told reporters that President Joe Biden is focused on “trying to do everything within his toolkit to be able to get lower prices for consumers at the gas pump.”

>“The thing that we ultimately stand for is a stable, effective supply of energy to the global markets so that we can in fact deliver relief to consumers at the pump,” Sullivan said.

Is that a threat to establish democracy? And to look for weapons of mass destruction?

>>56999588
>>56999834
Isn't inflation adjusted oil at like $50 right now lmfao. Also oil to gold ratio can go up close to x4 to reach the historical top range level where oil would be considered expensive or in a bubble.

i have 100K in cash sucking on jpow's fat interest yields
dubs decides what i invest it in

oil

>>56998683
Honestly, for a /biz/ options coomer, -33% is shockingly good risk management. Be glad you stopped there and didn't double down like the rest. 40k is a lot of money but it could have been worse especially since you at least briefly reached 6fig hell.

If you haven't already, now would probably be a good time to rotate, say, 50% or so of your port into low-risk stuff like index funds and tbills. Or maybe all of it if this will be a "rebuilding" year. You could take this as an opportunity to focus on raising your income if you want some time away from the markets.

Good luck. And once again, DON'T try to make it back with options.

>>56999477
>it takes 7 people to afford 2k a month
Wut

>>56999886
dogecoin

>>56999877
>inflation adjusted oil at like $50 right now
adjusted to what year?

>>56999877
>Isn't inflation adjusted oil at like $50 right now lmfao.
thats not how inflation works.

>>56998411
okay, i looked. they're going to have a miss next quarter. it's pretty obvious. so what is your point again?

>>56999877
what the fuck kind of nonsense is this
>>56999562
lmao. ironic

>>56999933
Before the coof. If you take the inflation we've had since 2020 and the cost of a barrel of oil today the price is closer to 50$ in pre 2020 dollars.

I have just entered 7 figures a month ago & feel poor, I'm 25. What's wrong with this country?

I AM POOR. Thank you for reading my blog. (not through any crypto poo shit either)

>>56999939
>>56999960
Well maybe I'm bad at explaining it, but to sum up oil is more expensive in nominal terms but in real terms it's cheaper compared to other assets, because the cost of production is up a lot.

>>56999999
>>57000000

>>57000046
chainlink has always been a scam and it will always be a scam

I'm going to take out a 11% loan and buy 100 shares of KO

>>56998411
>>56998424
>>56998463
>>56998680
Is Costco going to use the new warehouse space to store and sell URANIUM?

>>56997789
COIN to 200 before EOY.

>>56997816
Sell puts

>>56999998
yes the cost of production is up but commodities dont have quite as hidden inflation as food since the production has dropped to compensate for costs. but yeah $50 a barrel now isnt the same as $50 a barrel in 1970.

>>56999897
>>56998683
>
I lost 3,8k€ this week, made about 600€

All cause I couldn't wait one fuckin week for this retard betrayal pump by Powell. Yes, he's a faggot that is caving in to the markets.

Anyways. I'm still positive this year. Ironically despite being only a small sum in comparison to yours.
Still, saving 3,8k in A.D. 2023 in europe, germany would take, if I was working a regular job (let's say 4k before taxes), probably 4-6 months if not more.

4k a month is the mean income before taxes, subtract taxes, rent (LMAO) and everything else, I assume most people remain with 500€ to save.

This is the world we live in.

>>56998683
>I wanted to retire so instead of making prudent investments that could sustain my life during that period I decided to gamble with no clue what I was doing
Lmao, zero sympathy. I hope you lose it all and work until you die faggot.

>>56998218
Smart.
I lost half a week's profit trading the micros. Broke like 5 of my own rules going long before market open and couldn't fill the order on the pre-market spike up.
Thought it'd reach that high again but it just drilled. Lesson learned I guess.

Fuck me and see you Monday.

>>56997816
google the wheel strategy for options.

>>57000240
You will lose money doing this long term.

Everything is going to collapse on Monday.

>>57000258
Everyone said this last weekend.

>>57000258
Good I'm hella short.

>>57000258
RRP says otherwise. You gotta wait at least until the TGA starts to drain.

>>57000262
Not me, I sold Thursday, I have been bullish since October but the gravy train is over for now and we're going to see a huge gap down before Christmas.

>>57000244
i made like 2-3% each month for the last 8 months. i made 26% with MARA once i got assigned for are strike call.

You bought ZIM, right?

>>56998218
But it did pump 15mins before close only to dump

>>56997789
>0 years of experience with options
>therefore you are not approved to use options

I'm short on the S&P 500.
Bidenomics is not working.

Kek wanna know a not so dirty secret?. Get free medical from the govt. Called passport/medicare. How you get it? Claim to be "retarded" with limited financial means or ability. You get a monthly check from the govt S.S office and enrolled in free medical. If your income stays below a certain level your set for life. The rub; You get married, kiss your benefits goodbye. Cause they count combined income. The loophole; Simply don't get married, legally that is. Get a pair of rings. Claim to be married if anyone asks. Who's to know the difference? The govt medical doesn't have limits on so called out of pocket maximums. or involve any upfront co-payments either. You walk in, do what has to be done, then walk out. Not a dollar sucked outta your wallet. I know a guy and a girl who did this. They scammed the govt for years. They could've kept it going till I guess the girl died or they broke up but they decided to go legit. (fucking idiots). So yeah she got free medical and a check. He had insurance via his workplace and they both were living it up.

>>57000306
That “pump” didn’t even clear a dollar it was just a trap

>>57000318
you have to lie.

>>57000318
i told interactive brokers that i have 5 years of experience when i started out. just lie to them. you can literally pick a spot on a one out of ten scale and say i am a professional.

Cleanspark

Buy tupperware

>>57000318
just lie lmfao, its not to protect you, its to protect them when you lose all your money they can just say you said you knew what you were doing

>>57000318
Because you're supposed to count your years of study and education you fucking retard.

>>57000339
>"retarded"
I'm thinking this wasn't just a "claim" on your part.

4channel bros... what just happened?

>>57000428
A few years back after I got my first real job I threw out all my tupperware and bought some Pyrex glassware. Great fucking decision. Women love it too.

>>57000318
>>57000376
>>57000393
>>57000439
>>57000456
Im not that guy but how do you send money to your IBKR account?

>>57000633
per DHL

>>57000318
That's why you tell them you've absorbed two years of experience from us.
>>57000574
The diversity hires in the CIA and cloudflare (ticker NET) can't keep things working.

>>57000633
I just sent it via ACH. Not paying $20-30 to wire monthly contribution.

>>57000633
Maybe I should add more context:
>thirdie
>not wealthy
So I can't use any of the bank transfer methods because my bank isnt an American bank.
That leaves Wise Balance as the only transfer method. Anyone here ever used that?

>>57000655
What is that?
>>57000669
Must be nice. Those transfer fees look annoying too.

I am being gang stalked by /biz/ glowniggers on /fit/ that won't buy TMF and keep telling me to buy short dated puts. No Mr. FBI I will not gamble on puts. I trust Jerome Powell and will continue to buy leveraged Treasury bonds.

>>57000673
Your country have any banks that are connected to the SWIFT network?
>>57000680
>What is that?
German national post office. He basically told you to mail it to them.

>>57000673
I can't remember if it was wise or interac but I remember being annoyed with it.

>>57000661
I mean that we used to be on 4channel.org and now we're on 4chan.org

>>57000244
How? I’ve been doing it for quite awhile and have yet to lose. I may not win big but I don’t lose.

>>57000770
Based. We must retvrn

>>56998382
>>56998424
>>56998680
selling my costco, ill rebuy after it craters
thanks for the top signal

>>57000339
Where would I get certified for being a retard? Could I just identify as a retard?

>>57000318
With Etrade I just claimed I wanted to paper trade options on their app. Which you can’t do unless approved. It’s just a CYA thing on their part in case you end up killing yourself.

>>57000716
Yea, my bank is. I tried using it with Wise a few months back but the transfer never went through.
Oh, I don't wanna have to mail a check everytime.
>>57000732
Yea, I tried Wise and it pissed me off. But it looks like one of my only options so I have to try it again.

>>56998746
Or buy SVOL and just let the market churn work for you. It’s actively managed and they pushed out their short contracts to March+ which is selling at normal levels vs 12 in the front month. Then they buy a ton of front month 60 calls as a hedge so if we actually get a crash from deferred tax selling it might actually go up since their short position won’t move much but their hedges will go 20x

>>57000770
Looks like we hit the limit for the use of the word "nigger".
/biz/ is slowly becoming a real trading floor.

>>56999877
> Also oil to gold ratio can go up close to x4 to reach the historical top range level where oil would be considered expensive or in a bubble.
Virtually 0 downside in oil right now unless we unironically enter into a new paradigm in the next two months

>>57000920
The US will enter a secular decline as the boomers die off and are replaced with Indians.

>>57000810
Well you get a doctor to claim say your ADHD or have some sort of learning thing. The dude and his "retarded" girl pulled this off for I dunno 10-15 years. This was years ago but he was pulling down 60k, she was getting 500 a month check from govt and free medical. Which at first glance is nothing but when you consider that medical is fucking expensive and well 60k 10-15 years ago went farther than it does now it kinda adds up. They basically dumped her check and part of his into a S&P fund. Then his job retirement plan on top of that. She also did some side gigs to. I was friends with them for a long time. I always assumed they were legit married. Till one day he was drunk off his ass and let slip the details. He was bragging his ass off. Which by this point they'd done gone legit so I guess he figured what the hell. They'd gone to the S.S office and got her off the gravy train. Then once the paperwork got sent to them saying "blah blah after such and such day you'll no longer have medical or get a check" the day after that last day they simply went to the courthouse and got married for real.

Don't forget that when the entire economy is one big scam, it's morally justifiable to steal from the glowies who benefit.

>>57000633
via a bank transfer, takes like 2 days here in germanistan

>>57000920
>inb4 china demand fears and recession fears not experienced by the rest of the market drop the price to tree fiddy

>>57000967
According to him the way it works is this; once your on the govt gravy train they look at your account balance every month. If it goes over a certain amount then your screwed. Since they were not legit married only her income was considered. Which she had none. So every month her 500 check from govt would clear. They'd simply go to the ATM withdraw say 450 of it and then turn right around and deposit all of that 450 into his. Govt would look at the account, see it almost broke, and the checks would keep flowing.

anyone here not believing second inflation wave is coming?

>>57000682
GAAAAAAAY

If the S&P 500 reaches it´s all time high, I am going to plant a pine tree in Israel in the namesake of peace.

They changed the address to 4chan now...so we can post NSFW stuff?

Felix says the soft landing is here

Guys, the world is ending
Here look at this YouTube video from a 70 year old doomer telling me to buy silver
The rapture is happening very soon. I saw a girl wearing yoga pants it's fucking over

>>57001206
not on the blue boards desu

>>57001343
Stop gang stalking me. Ahhhhh get out of my head. Stop it. I will not eat the bugs. I will not circumcise my penis. I will go to the gym. I am going to make it. Stop telling me to buy an AR-15

Where were you when Biden took us to new record highs? Bottom signal, buy buy buy!
https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1735753851456663799

I think my hooker had a yeast infection.

>>57001414
isnt he getting impeached?

>>57001144
My gut tells me this is true. Just seems like inflation will level out now as long as nothing major happens and war tensions die down. Just a gut feeling though. We just got out of the recession so we will have tint almost flat growth, commercial real estate will “crumble”and housing prices will dip 10-20% from ath’s in their respective regions. Might be a few cities that will have major issues well over 30%. But overall housing will be mostly stable and boring like the stock market for a few years

imagine being a permabobo when the market has been in a bull trend for months

>>57001488
commodities are going up since the fed has to print money to fund the government and regional banks. Likely constrained to commodities the US has to import since shit like gravel and lumber will be constrained by the ability of regional banks to expand their balance sheets
There is no way housing goes down 10-20% nationally without regional banks ending up like savings & loans which isn't going to happen

>>57001502
It's wild right.. their entire thesis is that things have to get worse just because they have to get worse. It's almost like they are mentally ill and won't stop parking in front of my house and watching me and tracking my social media posts and following me into different threads gang stalking me and telling me to buy silver.

>China’s securities regulator is asking publicly traded companies to boost dividends to reward investors and says it will increase supervision of those that don’t pay
-https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-12-15/regulator-urges-chinese-companies-to-boost-dividends-buybacks

Has... has /dig/ won?

>>57001556
yeah but have you thought that maybe you should buy silver??

The cute girl I was talking to ended up being a pajeet scammer catfishing me

I got my edumacation! Can I be a stockman broker trader now? Am I allowed to start posting animals and anime characters with my thesis?
>I had to tell someone beyond my family and you are all the closest frens I got

>>57001575
Surprising. Figure they want the money given back to the state.

>>57001619
congrats bro.

yes if ur not a doomerbobo

>>57001575
Imagine investing in China "for the safe guaranteed dividends"

Just imagine for one fucking second how retarded you would have to be to do that.

i feel like some really important stuff happened this week in a macro sense. i heard the biggest option expiry happened this week. what else? Im missing something and no one is talking about anything

>>57001624
Considering they also clamped down on any short-side research or ostentatious displays of wealth by people working in finance, I think it's more a desire to prop up their market (in this case by baiting in divvyboomers)

>>57001642
Either it works and market go up, or it doesn't and they start doing shit like making the capital gains tax negative. You think it's scary fighting the Fed? Imagine if Jerome Powell could order people killed.

>>57001556
rentfree

>>57001615
many such cases

>>57001649
shit forgot to change my name after trolling this tripfag

>>57001649
It's possible we've reached peak rate-cut-anticipation euphoria. But there are also plenty of people still expecting a pullback and a few hundred billion to spare still chilling in the RRP.

I am rewatching Twin Peaks right now and just now realized how ridiculous the relationships are and how everybody fucks eachother and has an affair

>>57001144
It wont be a second wave but CPI will persist between 2.5-3.5%.

>>57001664
Every time we hit higher highs, somebody is claiming we've reached peak euphoria
It's all so tiresome

>>57001619
there are people who study this shit here?
like flip a coin nigga lmao

>>57001699
Congratulations on getting WTBN listed, Jim.

>>57001619
congrats man, we are proud of you

>>56999327
broker settings yet to done but book stuff ive gotten forward on.

>>56999886
Nep

Absolutely massive bearish divergence either forming or already formed on almost everything in the 1M and 3M charts. 2024 is going to be really bloody. Just look at MSFT.

Is it too late to buy SAVE?

>>57001144
I don't care the USA is fucked.

Short term though someone wanted the stock market to hit just under the 2 year resistance and not go up or down. 60% chance monday is red on that basis, since it's been rejected twice. All of the SOXL-type stocks in particular are badly overbought.

>>57001761
Having said this I'm still expecting a green Q1 for max bull euphoria before the rug gets pulled.

>>57001706
To be clear, I'm not calling it peak euphoria. More like "anyone who understands what the Fed does has realized they're cutting next year and allocated accordingly".

Mostly-passive Boomers, Robinhood degens, niggers, the last of the dumb money has not bought in on margin. *That's* peak euphoria. And could happen around New Years with families getting together for Christmas and bragging about gains. Or it could take until the next FOMC.

>>57001619
grats, now go make something of yourself and make us proud
try not to yell nigger too much in the workplace, normies really get rustled about that

>>57001706
Because we are literally at a resistance point, everything is overbought, the market has always dumped in december the last 5-10 years? The actual question is why whenever the market shows signs of hitting a peak you retards come out and scream "don't sell we're going to 40k" or whatever. Why do you hate the idea of people taking profits and repositioning for a downward dip, like has happened every few months for years? Do you just enjoy tonguing pepe's anus?

why am I so unattractive to women? I don't get it

>>57001763
The metaphorical coin is still up in the air.

>>57001767
>Muh lines say 60% chance

100% chance you are better off saying 50% chance and flip a coin

>>57001787
How good are you at projecting strength and confidence?

>>57001832
hm... I think I know the answer now

>>57001502
>months
It's been a month and a half. People were calling for black monday at the October lows (which was obviously a bottom sign)

>>57001784
because half the nitwits sharting their pants about peak euphoria are the "ive been in cash for 2 years" gang
im fine with profit taking, its le epic crash, 2008 times 9 eleven is happening bullshit that gets thrown about consistently that really annoys me

>>57001773
my bet is new years and a week after we get a pull back then crab slowly upward until next set of economic data

>>57001787
Like this anon said >>57001811

Basically it's like when you are around black people and they can just tell you are thinking "nigger" but you didn't even have to say anything

It's a vibe. You have to learn to telepathically communicate confidence so that the government people stalking you know that you will not be intimidated by their efforts to mind control you . Also going to the gym helps.

TMF
M
F

>>57001792
When does it land?

>>57001502
>>months
decades

>>56998683
Using TA meme arrows and doing 0dte ~$1000 worth of calls at a time on SPY when *all* my indicators light up - no exceptions - I've never ended a week in the red from options and I've been doing it since 2019, though I can't say I've traded options every single week the whole 4 years. I wonder what dumb shit move you did to lose 40k.

>>57001651
>Imagine if Jerome Powell could order people killed.
they should have closed the fucking door

>>57001706
>Fed goes from 2 to 3 possible rate cuts in 2024
>Bond market bids up to 5 rate cuts in a single five minute candle
Yeah can't imagine why people are saying it's euphoric at all...

>>57001619
congrats brother

>>57001868
Peak euphoria is coming make no mistake but we still have a good 3-6 months left I think. Once those bobos capitulate you should sell everything. Charts don't lie, the fact is the entire run of last year was just a fluke that painted a massive bearish divergence on the long timeframes.

>>57001619
Top signal

>>57001787
i don't ever interact with women so i have no idea if they'd find me attractive or not
probably not

>>57001881
We don't know. The judge said he wanted to rule before the end of the year but then the trial got delayed a couple weeks. Experienced folks have said February, give or take a month.

You'll know when, out of nowhere, it either shoots up to $29 or crashes to $5.

>>56997816
Hold a small portfolio of mature companies that have consistent revenue growth, enjoy market dominance, and sell essential products or services. Diversify as much as possible, though this strategy doesn't allow for a whole lot because there aren't that many companies that fit this description. Examples include AMZN, WM, AXON, KO, UNH, GOOG, and PG. Continue to invest extra income. Hold for the long term.

>>57000682
I got diabetes just watching that webm

Is financial modeling worth it anymore. Is there anything better than EBITDA?

the best financial model is to just dig a hole in the ground outside and cry in it while it fills up with water

>>56998683
What'd you lose it on?

>>57001867
since dec 22 we are up 34% to 44% on the indeciiis. has been bear trends in between but we have been going up

>>57001883
century even

>>56998683
I mean if you expected to double that money and were 51% sure the options would pay off, 25% would have been the appropriate amount of your portfolio to risk going strictly by kelly criterion (though probably less than that since the 51% is uncertain), so you didn't really fuck up that hard imo

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>SAVE posters

>Fed President John Williams is NOT the Jurassic Park composer.

Kek. Old dude flips out and kills his wife over a fucking pancake..https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/elderly-man-fatally-stabs-wife-fight-pancakes-officials-say-rcna129890

>>57002317
What's the objection here? It's a straight up gamble with, I think, good odds. No worse than 0dte puts/calls.

>>57002306

>OH MY SCIENCE THE HECKIN FEDERINO IS CUTTING THE RATIE WATIES BUY BUY BIY BYIYBYIYIY YBYBYIYBBYIY
>OH MY SCIENCE WE'VE REACHED PEAK EUPHORIA SELL SELLL SELL SLELSLS LELSLLEWL ELLSLELLE
Just buy and hold retards.

>>57002306

>>57002306

>>57001615
I'm sorry, anon. Your pain fuels my hatred of jeets

>>57002377
It may be a good gamble, but the quality of posts is pretty bad.

>>56997816
Find the least stressful job for $20 an hour, live at home, and invest.

>>57001619
Congrats nigger, keep up the good work

DO NOT BUY INDIVIDUAL STOCKS. YOU HAVE TO BUY ETFs AND LET BLACKROCK HOLD YOUR SHARES. YOU HAVE TO HAVE A PHD TO PICK INDIVIDUAL STOCKS.

>>57001619
I wore sneakers at my convocation. I was going to go pantsless under the robe but my mom made the trip to attend and I would have been embarrassed to do so with her there.

>>57002613
True, but what are your top 3 holdings and what's your YTD return?

>>57001575
Honestly with the amount of cash Chink companies hold on their balance sheets this is good news, although I'd prefer buy back but It is what it is.

>>57002317
You don't like making money? It's been steadily going up. I almost doubled my money on my calls this week, but held on to them because when this shit pops above $16 they fucking MOOOOOOOOOON

>>57002353
Seems like a Jew with schizophrenia. Many such cases.

>Schwartz
Reminder that Schwartz means black and (((Arnold))) Schwarzenegger means black nigger.

>>57001651
>negative capital gains tax
So they uh, pay you money to make gains?

>>57002731

>>57002731
It's kinda like what the EU did with negative interest rates. Chinks invest in buildings, but the government wants them to get out of that and into the stock market, because they know a lot of the property is worthless. Everyone now enters stock market, it moons and you pay less in taxes than on your housing investment. Well, sell that housing investment.
What could go wrong?

>>57002731
Exactly. This creates a virtuous circle where the most efficient capital allocators gain more capital which they allocate more efficiently and so on.

Think, the opposite of stimmy checks that are wasted on pot and GME.

>>57002788
>>57002788
Chinks don't even invest in China. They hide their money wherever they can in other countries and they send their kids to school in Canada/us/Europe etc so they can send them money to invest in those countries.

Only midwit zoomer redditors get shilled into buying Alibaba leaps or hekkin video game company Chinese stock.

If you send any money to China you deserve your -100% realized gains.

>>57002828
>They hide their money wherever they can in other countries and they send their kids to school in Canada/us/Europe etc so they can send them money to invest in those countries.
That goes for like every single country in the World except America and some west EU countries.

>>57002828
the 2014 crash was hilarious. chinks told each other to buy a good stock. they all bought the same few stocks and the market crashed.

prolly commie methods to keep people away from true market freedom

>>57002688
>Schwarzenegger means black nigger.

https://youtu.be/e3O2wQe4BKo?feature=shared&t=5

Short everything traded on nasdaq, everything american. At least in a circus you know there's an end to it but not in this clown world

Doing some rough ass calculations on RMD's and so forth on my 401k. Yeah I know such event is a long time away. But hey I'd rather have a good idea of what to expect now than wham get hit in the face with it later. So anyway assuming I let it all roll till I hit 73 then take RMD I'm looking at roughly $58,000 a year in withdrawals. Plus my monthly pension check. Unless something fucked happens my tax burden would still be the same as it is now due to still being married. (12%). So nothing to worry about on that side of it. The only ? is S.S and how that would be hit if at all. (or hell even if S.S is even still a thing at that point so it may be moot). I won't need that 58,000. Frankly everything would be covered by my pension. So I could flip round and toss it into SWPPX and let that grow even more obscenely fatter till I died.

>>57002928
Forecasting US tax and 401k policy decades out - *after* the Boomerpocalypse - is a fool's errand.

You may as well chart up Mars landing sites for Starships.

>>57002916
>Republicans take pictures in the Capitol building and get 20 years in jail
>Fags make gay porn videos in the senate hearing room and no one cares

>>57002954
Cool it with the anti-semitism...

best

>>57002613
even when you “buy” individual stocks you still don’t hold the shares. there are so many layers of middlemen between you and the actual stock, it’s like the bastard love child of Kafka and Orwell.

>>57002916
>>57002954
the complete obliteration of any faith, trust, or respect the average american once had towards these institutions can only be seen as a good thing. the government is the enemy of the people.

>>57002954
almost like the left has zero morals or standards and will literally do anything for the goals of the globalhomo.

>>57002993
>the government is the enemy of the people.
Based.

>>57002983
I mean it's literally two layers but sure man.

Thoughts on return stacking?

>>57003004
It's almost like your only choice is far left or left and either way you are voting for a zionist that stands with Ukraine and Israel. Any other choice is a honeypot and you go to jail.

>>57002916
this is fun

>>57000318
You do know that the years you’ve been browsing and posting 4chan counts as experience right?

>>57003015
no, anon, Robinhood doesn’t actually hold your shares either. it’s (((middlemen))) all the way down.

>>57003086
Based resume maxer. Shh don't tell them all the secrets.

>>57003089
It's literally two layers of middlemen...

>>57003036
>far left or left
Kek, yurop is this. Either a gay communist that represents the "far right" because he doesn't think that letting everybody in without a question asked and giving them unlimited free money is a good thing or a giga gay communist that would throw stalin, mao, and marx into a gulag for not being communist enough and throw a fag aswell because the fag isn't a pedo thus not a fag. Its grim

>>57003097
Don't be that guy who puts his interest in finance on his resume and bombs the econ 101 bond yield question

testing something
basedjack

>>57003132
so you can't say soi jack anymore huh? fucking tranny mods

>>57003140
Roodypoo

>>57003112
bond yield wat?

>>57003107
You think America is different? "It's okay to be White" is racist. Shit even capitalising White is racist.

Saying you don't support killing babies will get you blacklisted. Saying you don't like mutilating baby dicks will get you blacklisted. Noticing anything will get you blacklisted. The most radical right winger still won't say he doesn't agree with chemically castrating children before puberty.

>>57003183
some guy was talking about his finance related coding job he interviewed for in here a while back and was asked about the relationship between price and yield when he said he had an interest in finance. Naturally hen answered wrong.

>>57003226
>The most radical right winger still won't say he doesn't agree with chemically castrating children before puberty.
Fuck off shill, literally every moderately right wing news caster, writer, podcaster, whoever all talk about how trans kids are wrong. Half our states are basically outlawing giving "gender affirming" "care" to these kids.

>>57003249
I'm at the gym right now and fox news is talking about defunding schools that criticize Israel

Lmao. It's fucking over dude and has been since like 1940. Really longer zionist ran most of the US before WW1

>>57001619
:^D

>>57003287
>criticize Israel
Its a bit more than that lol. I mean harvard, penn, & MIT are okay with people chanting 'death to all jews' ...like what timeline are we even on anymore

>>57001689
Anon… that’s the entire point of the show
Did you watch it high the first time?

>>57003325
Imagine people being able to criticize genocide. Shut it down. Free speech is only allowed if I agree with it.

Boomers are such fags

>>57003376
>Imagine people being able to criticize genocide.
criticizing a genocide and calling for one are two very different things. That's not free speech, thats incitement.

>>57003401
That one particular group of people sure does tend to incite people alot... Also the only group that you aren't allowed to criticize... Really activates the fucking almonds doesn't it

>>57003418
As the old adage goes, with Jews you Lose.

If any of you are schizo enough, you can just call your broker and ask them to transfer your shares to your personal name. Easiest is to move to book entry with the registrar (almost always compushare) and they mail you a dub check or you enroll in reinvestment. You can get paper certificates in most cases still, but if you ever want to sell you have to go to a bank branch with a medallion stamp, send the shares certified to a broker, and then wait 4 weeks and hope you didn’t fuck up a form

Anyone can directly own shares of stock they want to hold long term

>>57003427
With Jews you take over the entire government as a 1% minority and run all of the banks and monetary policy and media and poison the well and tell everyone to stop noticing things until the economy breaks and the goyim notice everyone in government has the same nose and then you start a war and move to whatever country wins

>>57003418
>you aren't allowed to criticize.
Except you can now, thats what i'm saying. You can even call for genocide now apparently. If kanye had waited a little bit he wouldnt have been canceled lol

>>57003468
I hope zoomers are based enough to start throwing bricks at finance Jews but I doubt it gets to that point. They shut down Occupy Wallstreet and distracted everyone with trannies and fags for the last 20 years

>>57003499
On second thought no fucking chance. A Jew literally named "Bankman" directly connected to the democratic party just did the biggest rug pull in the history of finance and none of them put it together

>>57003450
>Anyone can directly own shares of stock they want to hold long term
True, but provides no benefit and has all the annoyances you already pointed out.

How good is fintel? Worth or no?

>>57001904
What indicators do you use?

After a couple hours of research I found an easy ten bagger penny stock, will tell you guys all about it after I buy 10,000 shares tomorrow.

>>57003945
Tomorrow is sunday dough.

>>57003960
meant day after tomorrow, typing this at work on the toilet rn

>>57003992
>working on a weekend
lmao, poor

>>57003519
qrd?

>>57004174
Pretty sure he was the #1 donor to the democratic party in 2022. Biggest ponzi scheme in the history of Earth. #2 was Bernie Madoff who also just coincidentally was Jewish

Should I go all in on alibaba and PayPal? I have 50k to spend and these two are the only stocks I could find that seem decently priced.

>>57004244
Umm pretty much yes. Checked.

>>57004202
>#2 was Bernie Madoff who also just coincidentally was Jewish
Honestly, the lawyers (that are still working that scam) might be number 2. They're over $1B in fees so far from what I've heard, and they're not even finished with it yet.

>>57004244
Hoe many times do you retards need to be told to stay out of Chink shit?

>>57004202
>>57004279
Found it
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/bernie-madoff-trustee-has-earned-15-billion-in-fees-and-counting/ar-AA1lktMa
>The court-appointed trustee overseeing the liquidation of Bernie Madoff’s firm has earned $1.5 billion in fees since his appointment 15 years ago, a Reuters analysis found.

>Irving Picard of the law firm Baker & Hostetler announced Friday that he was set to distribute another $45 million to investors Madoff swindled, bringing the total amount of returned funds to $14.6 billion. Investors are estimated to have lost $17.5 billion in the fraud.

>About half of the funds recovered came from a 2010 settlement with the estate of longtime Madoff associate Jeremy Picower.

>Picard said in a statement that his success can be attributed in part to past wins that have “encouraged other defendants to negotiate settlements to avoid the expense of litigation, which in turn permits us to return more Madoff stolen funds to their rightful owners.”

>The $1.5 billion in fees account for 17% of Baker & Hostetler’s revenues since Picard was appointed trustee, according to the Reuters analysis, which it said counts as “an unusually large proportion from one case for a firm its size.”

>None of the firm’s revenues from the case are paid out of recovered funds. Instead, they are paid by the Securities Investor Protection Corporation, a nonprofit that Congress created in 1970 to help investors recover funds from failed brokerage firms.

>The SIPC’s fund is in turn funded by a small fee charged to broker-dealers proportional to their operating revenue and by interest earned on government securities held in the fund.

>Madoff, a financier who ran what is said to be the largest Ponzi scheme in history, was sentenced to 150 years in prison in 2009, He died in 2021.

>>57004311
>Small fee

I hate jews.so.much it's unreal

>>57004290
How many times do I need to tell you that a lot of Chink stocks are ~7 P/E with double digit growth?

>>57003325
No one chants that retard. To the ears of a kike, saying free Palestine is the same as saying death to all jews.

>>57004380
But I saw a Jewish student on Fox News and she was literally shaking in fear and said it was dangerous to walk back to her dad's 1.2 million dollar investment property after class

>>57004361
As inflated as P/E is nowadays, that low number should be a huge warning sign.
Reminder that they've been jailing bankers and investment fund managers recently, again.

>>57004380
There was literally a hearing with the heads of those schools, and they all said it was fine. I believe they're all unemployed now.

>>57004440
>>57004445
Are you retarded? Serious question. I don't see how anyone can gobble up msm headlines and repeat them unless they are clinically retarded.

>>57004459
>muh fake news
I watched the hearing live on C-SPAN lol. For China, just search for China bank jail, shouldn't be too hard to find. That wasn't in any mainstream that I've seen, but it's happening. Just read through the thread, we discuss China quite a bit. They also have elections coming up soon if I recall.

>>57004459
He's a boomer. He's done it his whole life. He can't break programming this late or the shock of his entire life being a lie would instantly explode his fatty heart.

Jewish communists told him it was propaganda that the country was run by Jewish communists since he was just a young buck.

>>57004440
>Reminder that they've been jailing bankers and investment fund managers recently, again.
Don't forget threatening to jail anyone publishing short-selling reports. Soon it will be illegal to sell a stock below its last price.

>>57004440
>NOOO NOT THE HECKIN BANKERINOOOOS

>>57004490
This board has IDs anon, you can go back and see that I mostly agree with you. I'm not even 40 yet.
>>57004502
yeah, and they just stopped reporting stuff like unemployment because the numbers were getting out of control. Kinda like the Yen in Japan.

What's the movie tonight?

>>57004508
You think I personally give a rat's ass about some chink banker? They can all get the rope, no exceptions. Just stating that it's happening, so expect the typical chink shenanigans and bullshit they do. I remember them closing their exchange multiple times in the 2012-2015s when I was first investing there. It's a shit show, and it's rigged, moreso than our system is, that's for sure.
>>57004519
My kid's watching Blue Planet 2 on the couch, and NFL with me in the office during commercial breaks.
The Town is on now Paramount, and The Wolf of Wallstreet is on after that. Kinda based double feature.

Should I just chuck my life savings into SAVE calls and hope for the best? I’m 27, directionless, and only have 25k to my name.

>>57004202
Right, him
>>57004434
persecution complex, see western christians

>>57004532
Are the lions going to win?

>>57004478
None of them said it was fine you absolute idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VtAZBvmzcQ
They tried to give lawyer answers, but failed because they are uo against kikes who twist around words.
Post your IQ score now or at least say what youre bullish on because I've never seen anyone as dumb as you.

>>57004532
two more weeks

>>57004553
Who knows, they're too unpredictable.
>>57004554
Yes they did lol. And I agree with them for the record. Everyone should be able to say death to Israel, or kill all gays, etc. It's only an issue when white people do it. Clown world is imploding upon itself.
>>57004561
Fuck that, pic rel

>>57004543
On the logic that your future earnings will more than cover whatever dumb shit you do with your initial savings, sure, why not. This is financial, legal, medical, and religious advice.

>>57004440
>As inflated as P/E is nowadays, that low number should be a huge warning sign.
I just look at it as an opportunity to double or triple my capital.
>Reminder that they've been jailing bankers
Good. As things should be.
>>57004508
Kek.

Based China bulls
I added YUMC to my Chinkfolio. Invest in Chinese pizza

>>57004694
I thought the Chinese aren't big on pizza are they?

>>57004694
can I get a qrd on these realistic jackie chan faces?

>>57004592
Sounds good. Hoping I can make like 80k and pay for Christmas presents for family

>>57004708
actually Im not sure if their stomachs can handle dairy. But theres also Chinese KFC as backup just in case

>>57004722
this is what happens in a world where google, facebook and the like is banned

>>57004770
Sounds like a based world

>>57004756
Every Asian person I know loves dairy and eats it even though it gives them violent shots and cramps. I dunno some weird scat fetish or something or maybe the girls think it's a weight loss hack.

>>57004756
Pizza cheese isnt real

>>57004770
I think I can get into these

>>57004244
X, JPM, XOM, and GOOG are all better priced than BABA and PYPL. PYPL margins are shit for a tech company and BABA is just a front for the CCP to take western cash.

>>57004361
Which doesn't fucking matter when Xi just takes your money because he doesn't give a fuck about anyone but the members of the CCP that support him.
>Let me invest in a country that famously murder all it's landlords and stole all the factories and equipment in the name of communism!
Smart move.

>>57004519
>>57004532
He didn't mean that. He meant what's the movie tonight. It's probably something gay or exciting. Notice I said "or."

I see you movie niggas. You don't have the right to be extra gay on us. We're just tolerant.

>>57004969
Guys lets get a scary movie going. I've got some popcorn and I need to destress.
Don't let me down bros.

>>57004969
As an addendum, I fully support movie night. But y'all be doin hexes on us.

>>57004694
TDF buyer here. 20% of my account at a little under the current price. Will buy more if it manages to go any lower.

>>57004982
I bought several lbs of candy from OLLI

all out of bread

>>57005043
Anon candy is killing your gains. Sugar makes your brain foggy. If you eat enough sugar it literally makes you mentally retarded. How can you trade like that?

Do you guys think we'll be green on Monday?

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>>57004959
>Which doesn't fucking matter when Xi just takes your money
>Let me invest in a country that famously murder all it's landlords and stole all the factories and equipment in the name of communism
None of this has happened.

>>57004202
>he was the #1 donor to the democratic party in 2022
Apparently Reform Jews provide half the funding to the Democrat party. HALF.

>>57001811
>>57001871
>lines
This isn't crypto you dumb nigger, overbought is overbought.
>Like this anon said
YOU'RE THE SAME CUNT
WE HAVE IDS HERE YOU STUPID SAMEFAGGOT

>>57001787
Stop watching anime.

>>57001868
You are okay then. Cash gang is retarded and mumu gang is retarded.