/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm shorting this gay nigger market.

XOMfags reign supreme

>>56994352
Do they?

Cleanspark heemed me edition also what’s up with jannies being chuds? They just ban people because they don’t like their positions? Uwuwuwuwuwu ban me some more faggot

>>56994202
Where the fuck can I buy this bankrupt piece of shit?

YOU PUSH IT

>>56994285
Anon I'm all for risk. I'm hoping to become a 6 fig fag in 2024 on my 100% TMF gamble. Shilling 0dte crypto miner options is just reddit tier levels of degenerate risk though.

>>56994378
whoops

>>56994382
0dte? Where?

>>56994202
To the anon posting disgusting fattu piggu 3dpd, please refrain from doing so in the future. I don't care how big the udders are and how nice their asses look when they have rubber band tier yoga pants on, their tits hang to their knees and their asses in the flesh look like a giant bowl of cottage cheese. They also smell no less than 15 minutes after showering.

>>56994395
I agree that these are fat girls getting posted and I was wondering if the person posting is just so much fatter that he thinks they are skinny

>>56994395
Confirmed Rocker is a 4chan janny. I always suspected as much

Merry Christmas

>>56994418
No, it won't be

>>56994395
Based.

>>56994352
This reminded me a week ago I was near a gas station and saw their gas was 16 cents cheaper than the one near my house, so I was gonna get gas. While I was driving through the parking lot this boomer in a car started honking at me even though I had the right of way, because I guess they felt like I should have let them pass me (even though I didn't have any legal reason to do so). Then I realized why there were so many entitled boomers roaming around- there were like 20-30 cars lined up to get gas, all of them boomers trying to save a few pennies. Realizing my time is worth more than pennies (ironic, since a 70yo should cherish their time more than me) I moved on.

Anyway commodities are fucked as long as the stock market continues to fetishize useless tech over goods.

>>56994440
OH But I also remembered there was some faggot today saying that it didn't matter if Yemen was going crazy in the mideast trying to fuck israel over. What a retard. He thought "the us produces lots of oil so who cares about the mideast" ignoring that the price of oil by barrel is internationally determined so if it goes up because of yemen fucking around, the price of oil produced in the US will rise in tandem since it's not a closed market with protectionism to keep american oil in america.

Finally we have an economy that works for everyone and not just corporations and millionares.

How many of you made it this Christmas?

>>56994395
Understood, Mr. Rockerfeller. We will get this general back on track with skinny twinks.

>>56994466
Imagine if Taylor Swift actually got married and had white babies and set a good example for white women. That would be a cool timeline. Shame she works for glowniggers and promotes whoring until you hit the wall.

>>56994462
This really sounds like a weird cult 2bdesu. A cult based around your own self-importance.

>>56994427
yes and a happy Hanukkah to you too.

>>56994507
That would be the worst timeline because all the white sluts who normally put out would suddenly be off birth control and lying about it and putting holes in condoms.
>NOOOO YOU CHUDDIES NEED TO MAN UP AND MARRY ME YOU CAN'T JUST HIT IT AND QUIT IT
You're a 39yo lawyer who took dick in every hole for 25 years, fuck off and hit menopause gracefully instead of trying to get knocked up.

>>56994486
See you get it. Skinny girls have cute butts that allow proper air flow between the cheeks so you can take proper sniffs without getting and smell interference.

>>56994507
>she

>>56994395
Come to Islam

I just bought a glock g17 with my profits.

>>56992900
So fagmasons are the original grindsetfags?

I came here while I was banned and searched the threads for NATGAS and BOIL.
The results were that YOU FAGGOTS WILL NEVER BE WOMEN OR MEN
but you're still a lot closer to it than the fucking JANNIES. Imagine being one of them, even worse than (You).

>>56994580
Mason's aren't about grinding to get a Lambo. They really do care about being virtuous men and making society better. They are hated because they have beef that goes back a very long time (predating America) with the Catholic church so Catholics started shilling that they are evil or whatever.

I need to find my ritual book and post some stuff for you guys. I also should move somewhere with a lodge and started hanging out with them again instead of this shithole probably

>>56994633
>They really do care about being virtuous men and making society better.
for sure bro. having low iq people in your country is good. no wonder the west wants china and japan to fall.

>>56994202
IFINITE PROSPERITY
>Quantum transistors
>Energy
>Strong interaction material

You are incapable of changing my mind.

I am starting to think PLTR has some pretty serious market competition

>>56994633
Maybe but they're so bad at it they got sucked into an ancient gay orgie cult instead.
There is absolutely nothing good about freemasonry.

>>56994507
>had white babies and set a good example for white women.
she will, but only the last minute. You betamales and average men have no chance. either settle down with an unattractive female or wait till the attractive girl hits the wall. lol.

>>56994614
I love oil and gas

>>56994633
>I need to find my ritual book and post some stuff for you guys
save it. one look at your country and its obvious yall are just average males. sit down and learn from China.

>>56994644
You can’t use public transportation in America because of Black violence

>>56994633
They're heretical fags with the faggiest rituals and faggy hierarchy with dumb faggy secrets who do all this faggy shit because they think the other suckers will somehow help them
>hurr am gonna join a sekrit club to be successful
>if I'm in trouble I can totally make a secret sign of distress that will make other faggots from my secret club fly to my rescue
>braise the subreme being :DDD
But I was more interested in the whole 1920s proto-grindset aspect

>>56994507
>Imagine if Taylor Swift actually got married and had white babies and set a good example for white women.
you guys watch Leave the World Behind? lmfao. popular movie meant for young crowd and Julia Roberts for the old crowd. The entire movie was just shitting on white betamales. lmfao.

>>56994653
We didn't have any gay orgies. Like most you have no clue what you are talking about.

>>56994643
The fuck does that have to do with Masons

Time for all the Catholics to spam that masons are pedophiles... Pretty funny considering the Catholics are literally pedophiles

>>56994656
not touching that shit until after election season and the market finally decides what the fuck it thinks china is doing. 2 years of chinese demand fud is really enough for me.

>>56994660
>sit down and learn from China.
I'd rather not learn how to eviscerate my entire housing market and banking sector in one go with no way out, putting myself on the path to irrelevance, thank you.

Can someone explain me the current situation? My understanding is that the federal reserve thinks the market is overvalued and in order to fight inflation they must keep interest rates up, making it harder to access money and forcing the economy to adjust on those basis. But then again why does the market pump in the days when he announces an increase in interest rates?

>>56994687
>outing yourself as gay

anyone else hate these permabull faggots

>>56994723
The federal reserve isn't (((supposed))) to have an opinion on the stock market, and they were showing rate cuts on the dot plot which has people creaming themselves

>>56994656
They are breddy gud.
BREDDY
BREDDY
BREDDY
GUD
The JANNIES are fucking SHIT thought.
TOTAL
TOTAL
TOTAL
fucking
SHIT

>>56994723
>But then again why does the market pump in the days when he announces an increase in interest rates?
Market is pricing in three rate reductions next year, and the dollar is weakening. Both pumped stocks. Be prepared for March.

>>56994738
rather be gay than broke

>>56994395
Are you publishing an update with your thoughts on the stock market this weekend?
If not, it's fine... you always have the same thoughts anyway ("this rally fake and gay").

>>56994744
>>56994748
a): isn´t this all too soon to be announcing cutbacks? seems to me that the US isn´t as much in control as it was a few years ago, and that Biden manages to be even worse in handling international affairs than Bush.

b): isn´t this the same shit that caused the 1929 crash?

>>56994814
Yes.

It really is feeling like the market has reeled in the final few dumbfuck retail future baggies and the euphoria is nonstop.
It's going to end predictably.

>>56994836
https://sentimentrader.com/dumb-money

>>56994679
It's the upper levels that do that, not the lower levels.

why the fuck is my total stock market index (FSKAX) down 1.32% today, when the S&P 500 was only down -0.01%, and a bunch of the other indexes were up?

Could it have something to do with dividends coming soon? Why would it show as the index being down, instead of just adding the dividend payment I'm confused bros.

I nearly had a heart attack when I opened my account a few minutes ago, and saw that I was down thousands of dollars for seemingly no reason.

>>56994814
while I would generally agree that our international policies have been pants on head retarded, there is one thing specifically that has the power to seize control of this situation and make all of that irrelevant.

beaucoup U.S. energy production
Literally the most powerful weapon at our disposal to both get inflation under control and oppress our adversaries right now.

>>56994848
I knew it. I fucking knew it. I'm getting so fucking good at this.
I am going to be the leader of /smg/ someday soon.

SAVA. Lol. You don't listen.

0 shares to borrow.

>>56994578
You got the Toyota Camry of handguns (i mean this as the biggest compliment possible to Glock 17s).

SIG Sauer's are like Volkswagen or Audis. If you ever owned a pile of shit Audi then you know what i mean

>>56994486
What is the name of that restaurant?

>>56994848
Also that chart is coded so fucking badly. I want to beat the shit out of the fuckstick who did that and their project manager.

>>56994876
They
might
be
HOOKED

>>56994883
>9mm
>Shoot them 9 times
>They still run off with your TV and get arrested later at the hospital and sue you for unnecessary force (and keep your TV)

>>56994578
I prefer the G19 but the 17 is good as well

>>56994848
>>56994876
>>56994902
I think my graph is breaking on my browser.
What's it say about right now? Every time I zoom in it says that retail is bearish, but I can't be sure because its all fucked up.

Also last thread someone was confusing overall options with options that expire the same day.
Apparently market makers lost a shitton of money today on selling options over the last few weeks that expired massively in the green.

I wonder what that means for the market.

All right, I won't complain because these last 3 months, each month the mememarket made me earn more money than my fucking salary (why am I still working, again?).

But then I'll still complain anyway. How am I supposed to continue my comfy DCA in this environment? It pumped so much I feel like i'm being priced out. I just can't buy, even though I know I should never break my DCA. And that's while being mostly invested in the market already. I can't imagine being one of those that were left out on the side of the road with their cash in hands.

>>56994883
>>56994919
Thanks bros. Wanted something simple and reliable.
>>56994916
I have a shotgun I can use for home defense.

>>56994951
It's saying the dumb money sentiment is at a local peak , 0.75

>>56994951
And yeah it's broken AF on mobile.

>>56994992
And it correlates with an S&P high. Which means crash incoming.

>>56994992
But it was so low like 2 weeks ago, haha.
Does this graph really mean anything if its changing so fast.
Dumb money was saying it was the end of the market last weekend.

>>56994980
Even bogle didn't advise blind DCA, he promoted regular rebalancing between indexes and bonds

>>56994980
Start exiting anon. Keep your gains at least to reinvest.
>>56995001
It's a shit chart, but the underlying data points to shit is fucked and be ready to liquidate.

>>56994854
I think mutuals do dividends differently so it showed up worse according to tickers

>>56995001
That tells how retarded the market is getting if it can't figure out where it's ass is at.
Like this anon says
>>56994999 (blessed trips btw)
Crash incoming.

I don't think the market can go any higher.
I think this is the top.

More mobile-friendly sentiment chart here
https://en.macromicro.me/charts/87237/USSmart-Money-Dumb-Money-Confidence-vs-S-P-500

>>56994202
Does finviz.com allow you to upload your portfolio as a csv doc? If not, what does?

I'm aware of Wallmine which lets you see things like insider trading and SEC filings and all of that, but they charge $50/mo.

What can I use other than my broker to keep an eye on the multitudes of assets I'm invested in?

>>56994788
Things have gotten complicated at work. We are already bogged down with deadlines so now I have to work weekends again. To make matters worse, one of my friends and coworker got hit by a car yesterday on his bike and died. His kid was biking with him too and got hit as well. Luckily his kid survived but ended up having a severe head injury. That just makes matters worse. It's crazy to be at work and joking with somebody and the next day they're fucking dead. Really disturbed me frankly. So long story short, no there will be no update this weekend.

>>56995029
It can always go higher anon. Corrections happen, and during times of euphoria people forget this.

>>56995037
how can a mailroom job be that demanding?

If inflation is down to 2%, why are my grocery bills up 200%? Why is my rent up 30% huh? Why are my basic consumer products up 50% hmm?

How do they just lie to people like that?

im struggling out here, fuck you guys man, you dont even care

>>56995037
oh

>>56995037
That's terrible man. I hope you are realizing how short this life is. Come to Islam.
>>56995031
Also the deltas between the smart/dumb money and the changes are fucking hilarious.
Shits fucked so badly. Any time Cathie Tard is doing good, you know it's time to go short.

>>56995050
Rate of increase anon. It's kinda like the word salad bullshit they talk when discussing the 'defense' budget. They don't talk about the total size, they talk about how much they're going to increase it by.

>>56995050
economists cope about this by talking about wages going up to meet your needs instead of bringing prices down because that would be deflationary and bad.

>>56995050
>Doesn't understand prices are never going down ever again
>Doesn't understand they look at changes from month to month

I know most Americans can't understand math but it's pretty tiresome trying to explain the same shit over and over

>>56995063
what? 886 billion isn't good enough for our military?

>>56994202
>"Safe"
>(((Index funds)))

>>56995107
Anon, we can't ascertain if it is enough or not without an audit, and the last time they did that they couldn't account for trillions of missing dollars, and the next day some sand niggers defied physics and flew planes at incredible accuracy in dense air into our financial centers. Also some Jew committed massive tax fraud, and WTC was sacrificed for some reason.
During all of that curffuffle the military shot down a commercial air liner, and they glided a plane into their own headquarters. It really is kinda bizarre when you think about it.

>>56995061
>>56995050
Niggers.

>>56995037
>hit by a car yesterday on his bike and died
Kek

>>56994270
uvxy was green today, altho sqqq was not

>>56995136
I knew the transformer movies were real.

>>56995136
Dont forget the hijackers threw their passports out the window right before the planes hit and the cops immediately found them.

Also
>All Saudis
>We need to invade Iraq and Afghanistan

Also
>Yellow cake uranium

Also
>"Patriot act"
>Keeps being renewed all the way to current day
>Emergency war time laws that ignore the constitution

>>56995136
Eh, I'll stick with the feds knowing what was happening and the CIA refusing to inquire on happenings prior to 9/11

>>56994883
>Toyota Camry
you mean Honda Civic. lol.

>>56995198
High-points are basically any mitsubishi

>>56995188
What's the skit he did about signing his life away in hollywood? Was it a SNL skit?

thoughts on loading up with NVDA, MSFT, GOOGL and other tech biggies strongly connected with AI development? 3-12 month long?

>>56995201
you mean Honda. lol. Mitsubish is shit. Glocks are Honda Civics.

>>56995037
>joking with somebody and the next day they're fucking dead. Really disturbed me frankly
sorry to hear.

>>56995136
>>56995188
Don't forget building 7

>>56995207
hes from the whitest kids you know

>>56995228
When I typed WTC I meant to add the 7
>WTC 7 won't go away...

>>56995207
Not sure. I miss him bros. It's so sad the glow niggers killed him and no one cared.

I liked his skit he did about the best place in DC to rent a room and shoot mortars at the Whitehouse from where he kept going into more detail and then saying "jk"

>>56995206
Seems like a great idea. Buy ARKK also while you're there.

>>56995239
>liked his skit he did about the best place in DC to rent a room and shoot mortars at the Whitehouse from where he kept going into more detail and then saying "jk"
Gigabased. That sounds like me on an average day on /pol/.

>>56995240
Good recommendation

>>56995139
I get it, people you don't know die unexpectedly and you find it funny. I was a kid once too. But he had a wife and 3 kids and took good care of them. Now 3 kids have to grow up without a father which guarantees they'll end up here. He was only 32. I don't even hate on people like you because in my 20's I was an edgelord too. But i'm 36 now and have softened around the edges and genuinely get bummed out when people lose their life over dumb shit.

>>56994202
Picrel is my portfolio on yfinance. It says 11 of my holdings are overvalued but doesn't tell me what those holdings are. How can I determine this?

>>56995263
the feels man...

>>56995263
It's sad but biking on roads is fucking stupid. Glad he didn't kill his kid too doing dumb shit.

>>56995188
>Aluminum Tubes

>>56995263
Even then, we weren't so retarded and callous to laugh at people getting killed in an accident like that. Some people are just broken.

>>56995283
>>56995285
This. Also Tungsten

The same day they run some bullshit articles about the average American being a millionaire this data comes out lmao

Clean sparkie

>>56995318
Divorces will be on the rise as well, and that will kill real estate.

I want a discussion on the 20 year treasury bond if anyone is around for that.
What has made their value increase since october and why would rate cuts affect their value and how does this affect the other term bills, such as 1 month, 3 month, 5 year, 10 year, etc..
I feel like I do not know enough about them and am looking at how to position myself over the next year with rate cuts and the supposed recession that is looming.

Do any of you have a write up/copypasta on this?

>>56995283
I agree, the day before he told me he got this sweet electric bike that goes 30 mph with a sidecar for his kid. I told him that he should probably get an reflective vest because people don't pay attention on the road, but he kind of laughed it off. It's wild to think that I should be the first person to die because of my horrible lifestyle but everyone around me is dying. My straight edge friend always told me i'd live the longest simply out of spite and i'm starting to believe him. Anyway, I'm done shitting up the thread with off topic bullshit.

Just noticed a bunch of gambling channels (other than ESPN) on youtube.tv
Did fanduel and the other gambling companies always have these?

>>56995263
My condolences, fren. That shit really sucks.

>>56995339
I would never bet against real estate. It is a woman's space and we live in a cucked society. The average woman's entire goal in life is to find a simp to buy her a mcmansion bigger than her bitch friends mcmansion so she can property mog others. Everything on Earth could be on fire and women would still be telling their husbands to giga max leverage real estate or no more sex once a month.

>>56995358
20yr is a shitcoin

>>56995358
anon interest rates and bonds are inversely correlated, this is like day 1 of any economics class in high school

>>56995367
>I would never bet against real estate.
>people living paycheck to paycheck with maxed out credit cards
>Hey loser, you not only have to pay your student loans back, but ALIMONY!

think it though.

>>56995318
>average American being a millionaire
isnt millionaire the new middle class.

>>56995358
If the fed funds rate decreases the new bonds are worse and you can't buy the old good bonds anymore. Existing old good bonds trade at a premium. That's basically the tldr.

Just dropped $5k on WBD a couple weeks ago and now they say they have a 60% chance to go bankrupt. I'm up 8.5%; do I cut and run?

>>56995382
>If the fed funds rate decreases the new bonds are worse and you can't buy the old good bonds anymore. Existing old good bonds trade at a premium. That's basically the tldr.
And bonds will continue to do well as the 'expected' rate hikes won't be until we crash this economy with no survivors. Jerome has said every time that he's going to do that, nobody listens.

>>56995358
Everything about bond yield and price is because of supply and demand. With everyone predicting that this is the top now people are moving into long term bonds. This drives up the price and pulls down the yield

It also has to do with the fact that Yellen moved a lot of our treasuries from long term to short term which is fucking up supply.

>>56995389
>do I cut and run?
>in historical bull run
>have profit
>asset likely to be washed out in six months
Yes.

I got my KO dividend today and it made me wonder what % of the money I've ever spent on Coca Cola products it was. You guys ever wished you had stats like that?

>>56995393
To be fair that's actually smart of yellen to issue less 20yr. They know the rates are going down and the 5% 20 yr bonds or whatever the fuck it peaked at are super long term bags for the government compared to trying to raise money with shorter shit

>>56995392
>And bonds will continue to do well as the 'expected' rate hikes won't be until we crash this economy with no survivors.
>rate hikes
you mean rate cuts?

>>56995389
I had some of those.... and didn't get shit out of them and sold them. sell them.

>>56995207
It was after WKUK by some time, I think he had another show.

>>56995275
These are arbitrary ratings that the platform prescribes based off of retard metrics. Don't listen to it. That's like saying SELL when bitcoin hit 19k before it began to take off this cycle.

just a reminder that most people in the west are poor. so think before you take advice from here.

>>56995431
Yeah, sorry, there was some severe trolling earlier on options and I think it fucked me up.
Cuts won't happen until shit hits the fan. Not before. Plan on either no change, or increases if these pesty retail investors keep betting on their meme stocks from their phones just trying to bet the market to cover their current debt. That's what is happening.

>>56995431
>you mean rate cuts?
Thats what the fed wanted you to think!

>>56995462
At the end of the day, yes.

>>56995263
Total Biker Death

>>56995452
What's actually going to happen is we are going to hit like 2.3% inflation and everyone is going to clap and they are going to reduce fed rates slowly multiple times next year.

>>56995462
there's no direction for where inflation is going anyway. if it bumps up again everyone is in for a show.

>>56995495
What's the catalyst for inflation to go up? Nothing has happened all year and gas keeps getting beclowned. I haven't seen a single "omg thing for expensive* headline since eggs like 4+ months ago and that shit lasted like two weeks

>>56995483
The inflation number projection doesn't matter anon, it's a trailing indicator.
>>56995495
...
>>56995511
Insurance for one. The value of the dollar. Oh, and interest rates.

BABA bros, we're getting stimmies directly from the CCP now

>>56995511
fuel speculators are always going to speculate off a different pattern than the oil projections.

>>56995483
Indeed. I'm sure that's exactly how it will happen.
haha..
unless...

What is it about the un-inversion of the treasury device yield curve that brings on recessions? Too much money leaving stocks and short-term devices for long-term bonds?

>>56995511
>What's the catalyst for inflation to go up?
m2, simple as.

>>56994440
>buy signal
I own so much uranium I’m considering buying more and dumping other longs. I think daddy borscht is going to take us to the promised land but i’m worried he finances soon and the price tanks

Should I have closed my SOXL shorts today? It dropped a lot after the witching last year.

>>56995554
Honestly, in the past I'd say slow rate of communication, lack or readiness, and just hedge funds.
No idea how it's happening now, you'd think these faggots would just call each other and change the rates so it doesn't happen.

>>56994378
>>56994393
looks like I can buy it in my investment account with Ally. also can buy options but the only two expiry dates available are Jan 2024 and Jan 2025.

layne staley poster I hope you're out there. Let's come together and listen to this song and pray. Just want to send my friends off into heaven the right way. I feel like all my friends are dying all around me. RIP Corey. RIP poem anon

https://youtu.be/9EKi2E9dVY8?si=8aytI_FuUtVSWEtA

Is "circuit breakers" the most jewish stock market scheme of them all?

>noooooo you can't just sell as much as you want look the market is closed come back when you want to buy

>>56995651
They're going to run out of money at some point. Look at the Japs and how they're struggling to prevent an uprising.

>>56995651
Nah pretty sure the whole central bank/fiat currency takes the cake.

>>56995651
I think there should be more measures in place against the faggotry that is being a bobo.
Like for example when they are in cash their cash will lose it's value to buy things over time. And if they want to borrow something it should really cost them alot.

>>56995711
Bear already blow up their accounts 4 times a year predicting the end of the world because of a YouTube doom video or whatever. No point in punishing them more.

>>56995711
>Like for example when they are in cash their cash will lose it's value to buy things over time. And if they want to borrow something it should really cost them alot.
anon...

>>56995722
It's like they don't know these youtubers are only doing this for attention

>>56995722
>>56995734
nah, I've seen white women in the midwest literally open up like six creamers to pour into their cup of coffee.

>>56995748
Lmao. My favorite part of (((creamer))) is that it contains no cream. It's literally high fructose corn syrup and oil blended together. It's one of the single most calorie dense things you could consume

Do people not just put a little milk in their coffee?

>>56995684
>Look at the Japs and how they're struggling to prevent an uprising.
....wat? Japan is one of the most stable societies on the planet.

>>56995765
I like to make my coffee ultramegafucking strong and go about 60/40 with whole milk. But you do you.

>>56995773
Anon, it's the most meme'd societies on the planet outside of the USA.
Look around. Where are you?

>>56995773

Stable societies don't have their prime ministers assassinated with homemade shotguns

>>56995773
James Clavel's Asian Saga. Read it.
>>56995788
Early indicator to USA returning to 60-80s politics

>>56995777
This but it's like 80/20 for me.

>>56995765
Black with middle of the road strength and roasting time

Nasdaq cup and handle on the monthly 0_o

>>56995777
checked
I just put dried coffee directly into the milk.
water is gay

>>56995834
I actually do this with a meal replacement powder and some salt and ice. Makes for a great shake.

>>56995788
American meddling. Bitch.

bobo's this week

https://youtu.be/8kjY9sKdHlY?si=fVMSxn19gIm_VYM9

>>56995788
USA wants japan to import lots of immigrants that play bball.

>>56995788
It is stable. But u Americans want to spread your diversity and that jap wasn’t have it.

>>56995773
Japan is getting the diversity treatment atm. Lol. Check out the thread with jap-anon. Another anon linked me to it.

>>56995443
>>56995275
>>56994202
Sure, I won't listen to it but how do I even view what they say are overvalued? Clicking it just takes me to the performance page.

>>56995833
cup deez

i want more money

Another day. I worked over today. Yeah I know I do "nothing" but in this case I had to work over 2hrs in order to get said "nothing" done. Works for me. Uh its not like I hate extra green or anything. Also I live maybe 15 min from the office so yeah. Aside; I wish Japan would be left alone. Think of the good things that Japan has given us. Thank of the more uh I guess laid back attitude the girls have towards the guys. Thank of the school girl outfits and hentai manga and other assorted things. Be a shame if all that went away.

Inside her here
I’m moving my emergency fund back into the market Monday after sitting on cash for two years
Do with this information what to will

>>56996083
oof

>>56996083
Puts it is

>>56996083
>inside her here
Gigitty

I wish Jerome would just kill me

>>56994507
That's a man

>>56995233
ITM fren

>>56996173
Not sure why John was so slow on the take up of Adams's drink gag. He still vapes.

>>56995722
I put 3 only. i m trying to stay healthy

>>56996197
I bought a twelve pack of coca cola and drank them all in five days. AMA

Should I put my $100 to nvdia and amd

>>56996434
BABA calls

>>56996434
you could buy 1 (one) XOM

Haven't looked at a chart or read the news in 6 months.

What's hot? I want to do some research tonight.

>>56996444
Checked
SAVE
M&A play

>>56996457
>DOJ says no

It has long been a rule of mine to not bet against the prevailing establishment, considering that many industries exist literally as a result of said establishment.

you're all about to get raped in the markets
hope you're holding enough cash

>futures

>new copium just dropped
does this mean every bear faggot in here is just brainwashed?

>>56995032
You probably might be interested in this:
https://openbb.co/

>>56996482
*stinkies on your cash pile* oopsie poopsies!

>>56996479
>It has long been a rule of mine to not bet against the prevailing establishment, considering that many industries exist literally as a result of said establishment.
Literally read the gov argument and look at the air line's current structure fee program.

>>56996559
Not convincing

>>56996600
It's a lovely lovely voice.

>>56994740
yep and the other guy too josh or whatever

>>56996555
I have no idea what this is or how to use it.

I just imported my csv's onto yahoo finance and it works nicely. >>56995032
>>56994202

https://m1.finance/eIqJvIFWaZ4u

What has better benefits ? I ha e 150,000. House loan or playing stocks?

>>56996641
the stock market

>>56996641
depends on how badly you need a house

>>56996641
Trading cards appreciate more than the stock market

>>56996641
As hypocritical as it may be since I am still renting I would advise anyone who rents and can get a home to do it. Simply because bed bugs have resurged to become something of a prolific problem again.
You do not want to have to clean bedbugs out of your apartment when some retard curbside furniture stealer brings them into the complex. A good nights sleep means everything.

>>56996686
Why would you give prescriptive advice to a unique situational problem that is only narrowly applicable to the scope of the post?

>>56996713
I thought he was asking if he should buy a house and was therefore renting and not that he should pay off his home loan that he had already taken. I misread his post.

>>56996173
>>56996194
Sir Lead here, Knight of the no Agenda round table (I'd be a baronet if I'd got off my ass and gotten a PhD).

>>56994883
The Dan Wesson Guardian is the Alpha Romeo of handguns.

A real beauty. .45 acp, night sights, and accurate enough to hit a can at 30 yards. Amazing.

>>56996194
Even with his new teeth? I thought he quit all that.

>>56995511
I dont think inflation will go substantially lower but I see CPI maintaining at 3% for far longer than the Fed hopes. Weakening dollar. Speculators in all assets are front running the Fed rate cuts. DXY is down quite a bit since the FOMC. Oil cuts will eventually begin to match with low oil demand. Housing will increase as mortgage rates start to drop. Another supply shortage as manufacturing and shipping industries get financially wrecked. Stagflation will continue in the medium term.

>>56996323
What took you so long? I'm a 6 pack a day guy.

>>56996482
I'm holding 150 shares of SPXS.
>>56996829
Unfortunately the understating of CPI simply makes it look like GDP growth is great. Unemployment, which is also understated, will what will make them cut. But it isnt going to happen in the next 12 months.

>>56996550
You wouldn't believe how many midwits, knuckle-draggers and mouth-breathers I see walking around talking about how bad the economy is when the ^DJI is hitting record highs and gas is under $3 a gallon at the pump. I wish these retards had positions in the market I could short but they're all so broke from spending money on lotto tickets and fast food the closest they ever come to the market is a 401k they'll probably forget about due to early on-set alzheimer's.

>>56994973
Get long child

>>56995511
Because most people will gladly put shit on credit and continue to spend no matter how high the costs.

>>56995029
Top is inflation adjusted peak of 2019. So that’s like 5400 or something. The faster we get there, the faster we crater

You know I think these economists should stop using the term cycle because have a 15 year bull run followed by a 12 month bear run doesn't seem equally weighted enough to be considered a cycle. It's misleading as fuck

>>56997000
The average length of a bear market is 289 days, or about 9.6 months. That's significantly shorter than the average length of a bull market, which is 965 days or 2.6 years.

>>56997000
>15 year bull run.
I think you are forgetting the taper tantrum of '18. And several others.

>>56997087
Fine but it's not a cycle. After the dot com bubble this has been straight up with a couple short lived bear markets sprinkled here and there

>>56994440
>commodities are fucked because people are buying advertising platforms
?????????????????????????????

>>56994854
end of year/quarterly return of capital

>>56995240
Tim sounds sarcastic

>>56994980
This is why I quit working.

>>56994980
>why am I still working, again?
Because when the market crashes you're still okay and not immediately broke/homeless.

>>56997240
>Because when the market crashes
you've been saying this since the year 2008.

>>56997246
The market has plunged 30%+ a couple times since then.

>>56997299
>30%+
considering how much they rose beforehand,
all of these "plunges" were mere corrections.

>>56994578
>a glock g17

Why dis gun?

>>56995263
>Now 3 kids have to grow up without a father which guarantees they'll end up here.

>here

Nigga leave

Damn my burn rate is $5500/mo

>>56995367
>I would never bet against real estate

>real
>estate

What about fake estate?

Cramer has doomed us all, that fucker just said a recession is not coming!

>>56996641
If you don't want to go through the rigamarole of doing your own research, just put it in indices like the SP500, Nasdaq, and the Dow Jones. You'll see 20% ROI annually.

How do I, as a Canadian, buy South American bonds? Specifically the Argentinian bonds denominated in USD (yes I know they are in default)
All the investing platforms I can find only offer Canadian and American ones

I'm beating the market by 5% this year, but I'm not sure I'll be able to keep it up. My account is only worth just under $30k. I'm thinking next dump/crash I'm going to sell everything and then pile into a leveraged SPY etf

>>56997480
>inverted yield curve
idk why this is so confusing for everybody. it has a 100% success rate at signaling a recession. (yes I know there was one time in like 95 or so when it inverted for like a month and very briefly and a recession didn’t happen, but that is NOT what we’re talking about with this inversion).
also, just a heads up that 4 of the last 5 recessions, going back almost half a century, have happened in election years.

>>56997789

>>56997789

>>56997789

New

>>56997796
nigger

>>56997796
Faggot

>>56995037
>>56995263
>>56995362
>>56995612
Excuses, the board will have an emergency meeting and vote you out as updater

>>56995050
Yeah? Have you tried not being so anti-semetic? No wonder you're financially miserable...

>>56995525
What? Gonna need a sauce on that.

World's worst market timer here. I withdrew my savings from my brokerage account to my checking account right before the Fed rate decision this week. You're welcome.

>>56999497
Time in the market, anon.

>>56996783
ITM, got my Knight ring and PHD recently.
>>56996808
You can hear Adam vaping, he just doesn't smoke flower or leaf anymore.

>401k has been 100% SP500 for years

EZ money

I think I posted in this thread yesterday

>>56999821
Guess not. See you goyim on Monday

>>56995318

>>56994382
How do people not even have 6 figs in 2023? I only surf SMG cause I know its only thread that has at least some people with 7 figs (Like myself, index fund faggot me)

>>56999921
Some of us have other assets okay?
Not everyone likes putting all their eggs in stocks

>>56999866
Funny cause the source on that image paints the opposite image. And that data set doesn't exist in the source

>>57000351
The image is older. They changed the article since then (probably to cope)
Here's an older video refering to that table
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wzxE2Y-onA

>>56994578
Bad choice given:
it's huge for CC
you already have a shotgun for HD
The trigger sucks compared to the competition so it's not great range fun