/biz/ - Business & Finance

This ain’t shit. The Bonkening is only just heating up.

Its gotta be ending its run now, this can't keep up.

I just checked reddit. We might be early. There is no bonk subreddit.

>>56987350
Spoiler: it can

>>56987342
Congrats. Fuck /biz/ though, /biz/ used to know about things way earlier than it does now. Too many scams to filter through. I'm quitting crypto. I'm done here. Making money in crypto has become like trying to pull a golden needle out of a pile of indian shit.

Just bought a bag. Crypto has been running lately and this time around there's no prominent meme coins. Seems they got it right with the distribution too, ez fans

>>56987352
>>56987358

This is the NEW SHIEeeET
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FJWkmMGCy4w&pp=ygUfVGhpcyBpcyB0aGUgbmV3IHNoaXQgdW5jZW5zb3JlZA%3D%3D

>>56987352
That's what I'm sayin, surely shilled to hell, but the last few days of bonk posts have felt weirdly organic compared to what I'm used to seeing.

Why is this shitcoin pumping out of nowhere and how come I never heard of ti?

How long until the binance listing? I’ve gotta get to bed in an hour
Wish it was Friday, I want to be up for it

>>56987386
S O O N
8 UTC

>>56987342
This feels artificial as fuck
Not falling for it

>>56987392
Coinbase and binance are jeet tier?
kek

>>56987395
Isnt this exactly what happened with Pepe? After listing on binance it got dumped hard and never recovered

Surely it's time to take profit?

jk, I believe now is the time to hold

>>56987401
Pepe isn’t Solana’s #1 Dog coin. Maybe there’s a correlation with Indian shitcoins made in the image of frogs failing

>>56987401
Pepe isnt listed on Coinbase

>>56987392
smartest anon here
massively astroturfed there's 2-3 holders here spamming the board.

>>56987429
Toshi/Mochi holder spotted

>>56987429
Is he though?
Even if you bought this morning, you could have doubled your money
If you’re mad you missed a 2x, this weekend will have you seething

>>56987441
No I bought at 0015 and sold at 005
I did fine but duping people like this is pure scum shit.

56987447
Kek
What a faggot
Anyways, back to the b o n k
>line go up
Cope

>>56987342
I just fomoed, dump incoming

>>56987447
Duping people into a fruitful longterm investment where they have more money than you sounds p gud. April.

So is this just another dog coin that pumps but completely stalls once it's listed in coinbase? Same as doge or shiba

>>56987457
>dogcoin "investment" "longterm"
you faggot tourists really need to find a new place to do your financial manipulation.

>>56987461
>stalls on Coinbase
WTF chart are you looking at?

>>56987463
Wow newfriend, go back. Sad mad boy angies when no despewit sthwing twaity shewrt tehm. Goldy long til halvy tew scaweeww

Brown

>>56987463
I just read the BONK whitepaper. This coin is going to revolutionize business and finance forever

>>56987484
How much money you losing rn fr fr

>>56987494
How much won’t you have in four months plus the $20k I’m up rn

>>56987492
It's just another shit coin friend, how much are they paying you lmao

>>56987507
Lose harder and louder plZ

>>56987492
What's your favorite part?

The sheer number of no-BONKer seethe posts that are popping up all over the board now
kek
Biz asleep at the wheel yet again

>>56987401
Yeah, might go higher, but anyone with a large amount needs the listing liquidity to exit gracefully

Not buying your shitcoin

>>56987533
Good. :3

>>56987533
It's not for sale, sorry dude.

What incentive do I have to buy this when retard whales are already in and people will just bagdump on me. I want a 1000x, not a 1.2x and to give some faggot a 1000x.

>>56987342
I put $20 in.
Can I lmabo now?

death to the jannies who suppressed bonk posting in the last two weeks

>>56987658
Dunno, just watch it go up from sidelines I guess

>>56987658
my personal incentive is that i am dirt poor and will take even the most minute financial gains i can find

>>56987684
Nah, see, I bought D0BO a few years back and I turned $200 into $7000, but some argentinian cunt dumped $250,000 worth while I was sleeping and rugged the entire coin, rather than extracting his money slowly. If I can't be one of the first people nto a coin, I won't buy it. Simple as.

Just imagine the big Bitcoiner who took a few days off coming back to this mayhem...

>>56987706
Dunno what to tell you. Halving is in four months and Bonk isn’t a shitcoin. Dyor.

>>56987681
anon what portfolio viewer is that?

>>56987342
I made money from this but Shit gains compared to my Immutable gains. Still holding though

>>56987737
coinmarketcap. i have bonk on two separate exchanges so it's easier to just manually enter my positions.

That one hourly chart on dex is beyond sick.

Bros, is this token about to lose a zero with the Binance trading open in 10 minutes?

You know what sucks? I bought over 400 million of these coins back in January, but swapped them for anothet coin after the price dropped after the initial peak. I'd have over $13k and climbing if I just held.

I did buy back in for around 85 million tokens, and it's done a x3, but it's not the same. It just sucks that this coin ended up pumping hard after all the money I spent on the original BNB Dough Bow.

Good old Sol slyly notching up as well, happy days.

>Put $100 in bonk
>It drops to $50

>Decide to sell if

>now it pumps

fuck you all

>>56987350
One more pump when binance lists, then it dies, then it revives again next year. You can screenshot this

>>56987377
It literally had a first run last year. This is a revival pump

>>56987800
gg

>>56987342
literally bought the local top a few minutes ago. dump started literally 30 seconds later. feels good bros.

>>56987860
Same. Every fucking time

>>56987815
No. Screenshot this:

It pumps after the listing, then dips, then pumps, then pumps higher than anyone thought possible, then trades sideways with a slow upward trajectory, with occasional pumps from SOL and BTC etfs, and then keeps creeping up into April, and them BTC fucking explodes, and anything worth a damn pumps to fuck, SOL blows it load, Bonk displaces doge, everyone cums irl and kills themselves

>>56987860
>>56987864

>buy after a 50x pump

/biz/

>>56987860
>>56987864
my fellow inconsistent and always late cryptocucks

>>56987860
Holy crap it's dropping kinda hard, kek.

>>56987873
buy orders are insane rn

>>56987866
>>56987872
I'm a 2017 oldfag who made $40k that cycle, and $20k the 2021 one. I just hopped back in yesterday and bought a few stacks. I think this will be fine. cuckbase listing pumps usually do a 4x

I literally killed B0nk just from buying it

We’re rebounding my dudes

>>56987873
Whale let it ride, whale dump, hope peope scare, hope price tanks, buy back cheapies

Welcome to babies first shakeout

>>56987887
This "shakeout" just dumped 50%. It's ogre

I just got liquidated

>>56987892
Kys lol

>>56987874
I'm giving it an entire 24 hours before deciding whether or not I should buy in. Usually if I buy something, it completely dies there and then.

>>56987892
About to get a lot fucking worse.

Don't forget to hold guys we need a new dead general for the next three years.

>>56987892
I bought the top using some my Immutable gains just for fun lol. If it dumps further I will be entertained, if it pumps further I will make some money. Literally have nothing to lose

You nigs understand whales havevto create higher ceilings to reverse on when the buy pressure is so high that they can’t do rapid interval dumps safely or successfully right

Has to go to ATHs in order to be an effective scare tactic and to leave them enough room to make worthy returns

>>56987914
You're down 35% in 30 min

>>56987919
And, nig? How new is you.

>>56987923
>t. future general spammer

>>56987928
You’re t. coper spammerton the third, with honors

Welcome aboard babbys first everything

guys.
the next play is cats.

toshi & mochi on base.

ceo of coinbase has two cats. toshi & mochi.

coinbase funded them.

Snotty BTC bullies, so what if Bonk has a 100T print run?

going strong

It's not rugging already. Is it?

liquidated for the second time

Dumped as soon as binance listed
Kek

>>56987991
This was like 36 hrs ago. Chill tf out

>>56987999
How many holes have you punched in your wall?

>>56987993
It's just the boomer coiners sperging out because of their precious volumes, we cool bro.

>>56988008
My walls are concrete behind drywall. I

>>56988013
You just find this out?

>>56988017
No, it’s where I hide my drug money

>>56988021
>moonboy drug addict tourist redditor
checks out.

>>56988030
T. Coper tryharderson
Newfags these days.

>>56987518
this part, the system keeps thinking its spam so I just have to post this with no explanation

>>56988060
Sam Fisher and Gaben

tbf a BTC/Bonkcoin collab would be really insane rn.

>>56987401
Yes, it's just so the insiders can sell their millions into retail liquidity, if they did it on dexs it would crash. It'll stall out now and then bleed like pepe, suprise

>>56988083
Fuckface see:>>56987407

>>56988083
What a fucking ride it's been the last couple of days, lads, dog coin bless.

>>56987401
The newfags didn't learn and now when a coin gets listed it actually pumps even more
"Buy the rumor, buy the news, never sell so you never lose"

>>56988111
checked

such a beautiful saying. what a wonderful time to be a crypto trader

>>56987365
retard
you have to find small groups on apps like discord and telegram which are populated by experienced cryptofags and devs
new meta

I sold my bag last night because I rode this thing past 1B market cap and figured I should get out before it violently dumps like PEPE did.

I come home from work tonight to find it has more than fucking doubled in market cap.

Fuck SAKE.

Nice. Just lost all my money. Merry bonkmas.

>>56988124
We did tell you, fren..seriously though, do you really think Bonk coin is over rn?

How hard is it to make the connection between Bonk and Sol. You niggardly fucks keep comparing it to rogue shitcoins. The closest comparison would be how Doge is coupled with bep20. None of your shitlord meme coins is tightly linked to the chain it’s on, and it sure as fuck isn’t Bonk + Solana, which go hand in cunted hand.

gramps at it again, look.

This shit is draining all the money out of other microcaps fucking hell.

>>56988157
Ooooooo

ooh loads of love for crypto, what joy.

Bought some BONK few days ago on Phantom wallet, just to make some volume for potential aidrops, nice gains anons. Sold half of my stack and bought MYRO. Let's see how it goes.

>>56988159
It's ok bro I put in another 10 bucks. I saved it.

The very thought of some finance dude at Blackrock looking at Bonk charts cracks me up, it really does.

>1.8 billion MC
Clown world

You see? They ignore Bonk for 10 mins and do their fancy little bump without us, and then the market goes to crap.

I would like to apologize for buying. I did this

>>56988315
Exchanging 10 bonk on dex as a penance should cover it..

>>56987860
>>56987864
Get into huahua and puppy if you want to stop being a latefag
Screencap this post and save it

>>56987342
disappointing that no scam wicks occured, although I guess it can happen eventually

Do I sell now? I’m up 3x

I mean, at least no-one above us has done a 100% in a week, hey lads.

>>56988465
My lad, your Bonk is stronk, they are just fucking with your head rn.

>>56988465
so far was just a taster
it’s now time for the main course

>>56988370
fuck it. Shill me the twitters

Oh look, it's the "who's still the number 1 trending coin?" on cmc time.

>>56988507
Its like watching the Shiba Inu pump of October 2021 over again
Same people bitching about meme dogecoins
Same people whinning about missing out
Same copers assuring us its going to go down anytime now!

Bonk is a fractal pattern of Shiba Inu, this garbage is going to buckbreak a lot of /biz/tards obsessed with ''Muh fundamentals''

selling all of my link for bonk yesterday was a godly move

i'm going to make 7 figs this cycle and i'll never buy bonk, or any other "meme". enjoy being cannon fodder for whoever the fuck is manipulating this nonsense shit to ridiculous valuations.

>>56987935
>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>Wake up this morning
>Check phone
>Your BONK-USDC order was filled
>Your BONK-USDC order was filled
feels good bros

>>56987342
Shiba Inu?

>>56987352
100k Twitter followers the normie run hasn't even started yet

Normies set to pump us to .0005 before we mega dump, be ready

Imagine buying this shit, insane dump coming

I am buying even more because of the technology (I don't understand crypto at all)

>>56989438
No idea what I have. But I have fucking millions of them.

>>56989438
>>56989496

>>56987342
You ain't made shit til ya sell bro.

>>56987447
This is the first stage of the terminal democrat mind virus. The next stage is "yes mr vivek we hear you but there was this extremist who picked up an axe and, loudly quoting you, started banging on the local townhouse[, so clearly you're a far right terrorist]", and the last stage is you troon out.

People can do shit on their own without elizabeth warren holding their hand all the way. I bet you also think paying $500k for a house is a scam because in the end you die anyway?

>>56987815
This. just like shib did last time. everyone will call it dead until the full bullrun and it melts faces again.

>>56989375
Larping as a bonk holder. It has come to this.

>>56989375
0.5

you got your free solana phone before they sold out, right anon ? it's free after all

>>56990878
I mean I guess 599 for 700 is kinda free. I already have a phons tho.

I'd rather invest in $spurdo than in Solana exit liquidity. At least Spurdo has room to grow.

>>56990954
Hello shitcoin shilling cuck

Just fomo'd 3mil BONK lol

>>56990995
>t. cocksucking solana faggot

I'm Going to bed now. This is the last of my money in the world

>>56987342
I'm so fucking mad D0b0 was the one that was supposed to pump, not a Solana shitcoin.

>sell u motherbicher
>sell it going dien bloody basterd bich
>why wont u sell so i can buy in with whales mother sister fucking
>sELL bEFOR u LoSe BiCh MoTher
>REeeeeee

>>56991037
Yeah, it pisses me off. I poured so much money into D0b0 only for this one to take off. I even aped in for 500 mil coins back in January, but swapped them after the coin plummeted after the first peak. Now it's skyrocketing. I have 80 mil in now at least, but that's not enough to make it.

What is the BONK make it stack?

>>56991365
Same as any other. Put in what you can afford to lose. If it moons again you get a nice chunk of change, if it bottoms out you're not on the street.

So we're gonna do the bonkwifhat thing now I guess

how much should i tip on top?

BREAK OUT YOU STUPUD DOG

>>56987342
Over 120x over 8 weeks... Jesus Christ

what should a starter trader use as far as trading software??

>>56987342
It's gonna crash so fucking fast. There has to be a fake out shake out coming.

>>56987906
kek at the fucking LUNCtards and Celsius kikes.

>>56987342
>celebrating
anon, I...

>>56987342
Not pumping your bags, jeet

I'm holding for the golden bull run

How long is everyone holding for?

>>56992099
I'm betting on a 2024-25 crypto bull run peaking winter '25, at which point I'll surely look to cash out some Bonks. The rise of Bonk will become legendary.

>>56992141
That's what I was thinking too. I want to hodl until btc tops out around that time you mentioned

>>56992146
Good, surely it's the smart move, people booking short term Bonk profits now will be kicking themselves come summer 2025 imo.

>>56987342
Just put $1K into this shitcoin, what am I in for?

>>56992158
This is basically DOGE of the SOL ecosystem that's pretty much the only reason im gonna hold. Good luck to you anon! I hope we wagmi in 2025!

>>56992163
Thanks, fren you 2! Surely we'll have loads of fun on this ride!

>>56992163
DOGE on steroids once you look into Bonk's on subsystem.. I've been throwing some cash into BonkAi as well last few days..
https://solscan.io/token/H9nQTTkKq3dUQ1CuHwN1a6q8iS4NxyV8zzT5vvUooML4

>>56992161
maybe 1.5x upside before slow bleeding to nothing

>>56992210
*own

>random memecoin takes off
>board is filled with ecstatic jeets who just went from 4 figs to 5 figs
SELL OR YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING.

I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD HOLD OR SELL!!!! AAAAAAAA

>>56992262
Sorry fren, I'm not selling any Bonks atm, buzz me September 2025.

>>56992268
aww that's cute, they're painting a nice little bull flag there.

>>56990878
I was thinking of ordering one and going short on 30M BONK. But then I would be fucked if the airdrop ends before I get the phone and BONK moons.

Now I'm not sure. Any other ideas?

just transferred $1000 in $BONK to $WIF. what am i in for bros?

>>56992312
Nice stash, dude, I will look into bagging some hat.. but no BonkAi yet??

>>56992341
qrd on bonkai?

HERE WE GOOOOOOOO

>>56992349
Ai meme generator on bonk subsystem..I checked the other day and their site was up but not properly functioning, so token price is massively discounted atm..ofc they may be scamming ruggers and the site never goes live or is totally shite, but looks slick imo.

>>56992349
Should say NFT generator, but AI powered yeh..

>>56992376
ty anon. related to the bonkmas stuff? i haven't looked into it because my phantom wallet isn't eligible, and i bought before December on an exchange which isn't supported. will check it out now though.

>>56992369
oh lawd, we Bonking again..

I don’t want to be some crypto millionaires bag holder as I buy a fucking meme out of fomo, but here I am!

>>56992398
ehm not sure about how that ties in with bonkmas, they look like slick 3D NFT art from the stuff they show.

>>56992408
isn't it depressing? you worked all this time just to get lucky on a worthless token.
>>56992419
the website is down but i'll try to snag an nft when it's back and report back

>>56992398
BonkAi token is up 102.16% in 24 hours...

>>56992426
Yes, it's defo a riskier bet....but in Bonk we trust, am I right?

>>56992426
I figured throwing 50 bucks at them might persuade their code monkey to get off his lazy arse and get the site working properly. It was a mad thing to do, I know.

>>56992426
ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR

I WORKED 60 HOURS THIS WEEK AND THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST GOINF TO RUG K20HA

How many days have we been top trend coin on cmc for now? 2 days? 3 days?
>t. notGary

>>56992312
>>56992341
newfag here
what exchanges are you using to get these coins? i'm looking for a trust wallet dapp and I'm kinda confused

>>56992587
Just get some Solana or Bonk onto a Sol wallet like solfare or phantom, and dex swap on Raydium to go into the sub tokens you want. I can't speak to how you might do that with trust wallet.

>>56992587
>>56992603
this anon is correct. use phantom. then you can play with all the other meme coins.

>>56992603
I might do that because I want to start gambling on altcoins and solana seems like a good ecosystem
would rather stick with trust wallet though since i'm familiar with it and apparently it supports solana dapps. I'll keep googling

>>56992587
don't buy the top of bonk

>>56992638
>he thinks this is the top
my mom called me today and asked me about it. normies just figured it out.

>>56992638
idk if I'm even gonna buy bonk, but I want to be in position to buy the next memecoin early

>>56992627
Ah there you go, I'm sure it will be fine if it connects to the dex you want to use. Raydium is the patrician's choice imo.

>>56992647
>His mum was talking about Bonk

Are they talking about us on Boomer Money TV yet?

>>56992638
>President of Bonk Hq

>>56992656
nice, yeah i'm connected to raydium on trust wallet now
there's already a million dogwifhat copycats listed, that's crazy

Ehm lads, we are doing a 10th of BTC's volume on a 24 hour tick.

>>56987706
>some argentinian cunt dumped $250,000 worth while I was sleeping and rugged the entire coin

Did he post here?
i mean it's okay to dump on people but dumping like that and not letting others win money or let new money to enter it's a cunt/stupid move

>>56992738
Ah nice, I did have a look at hats the other day, mad how many clones there are. Haven't bagged any yet, tho, I guess og hat is the smart play or?

>>56992779
>og
it came out like 3 days ago lol

>>56992758
Imagine when the normies login to coinbase during Christmas when their parents ask them hoa their crypto is doing

>>56992789
yeh but there's loads of hat coins and I haven't time to troll through them atm..you or another kind anon got a contract link?

>>56992797
Merry Bonkmas Motherfuckers.

>>56992805
the one I'm looking at is EKpQGSJtjMFqKZ9KQanSqYXRcF8fBopzLHYxdM65zcjm
don't ask me if it's a good play or not though, I'm just watching charts for now

>>56987706
>argentinian cunt
maybe it was that Argentinian crypto millionaire that got murdered and chopped up into a suitcase 4 or 5 months back

>>56992834
Thanks fren, I will check it out.

this shit is depressing

>>56992873
*BONK*

>>56992873
Lost opportunity bias doesn't take into account how violently this thing is gonna dump once a handful of whales decide fun time is over.

>>56992873
Why? Are you not entertained?

>>56992961
Or the amount of people who will buy any such miracle dip.

yolo'ing in crypto is the only enjoyment i get out of life now

I'm happy for you guys. But I'm going to laugh mercilessly at those of you who are still bagholding when this thing crashes.

>>56992991
I know new toys are fun when they are new but eventually more funner toys come along,

>>56993048
It better crash hard then. Last time I bought was down here. If it dares go that low again, I’ll be buying another 5gs worth. I doubt the whales and recent baggers want me to have that chance. I’d be too lucky.

>>56987342
In reality op is just coping sidelines holding something like xrp or link.

I think the BTC whales are trying to bully us again, lads. The fools.

>>56993074
Doesn’t work like that with Bonk. It’s the social mascot of Solana’s ecosystem. It’s Solana’s deflationary token. You can contrive as many animal shitcoins as you want, and I still would not have as much confidence in them as I have in Bonk.

>>56993095
Yep. Bonk is the DOGE of Solana. This shit will make me fucking rich.

Sorry Mr. BTC Whale, you're not going to panic me into selling you my Bonk. Buzz me in Oct 25.

>>56993095
>>56993109
Yes of course I didn't realize that Bonk was nothing like the other ten thousand crypto pumps of the cryptoverse. Silly me. Carry on then.

>>56993269
Lol cope. Not touching my bags

>>56993269
Yes, glad you realized thousands of memecoins don’t compare to one functionally coupled with the chain it exists on

>>56993404
Kek

BTC Whales done with their pathetic little bully session then, is it?

>>56987342
it's nice to see dogcoins being reborn again, it reminds me of the time when I only had one XOR bag and still believed that NFTs could be saved.

What? Tell you more about the Bockening? Heck, where should I start? Crypto historians differ as to when the Bonkening actually started, of course, it's something we'll probably never really know. All observers do agree that the Coinbase listing sent Bonk into the statosphere and made a lot of crypto holders, especially "Big BTC Whales". Of course, they scoffed at first. Fuck is this? a fucking dogcoin with 10% of our precious volume? The fuck is going on?? Fuck I better buy some. The shear fucking insanity of it was glorious. They resorted to sending bullying attacks out once a day, trying to get weak willed anons to sell their Bonks "at a discount". Attacks tended to generally last between 1 and 2 hours. They were like the cylons sending attacks every day for 1-2 hours. No, really, I kid you not. No, the remake one. Yes, the one with the fit blonde bird. Oh where was I? Ah yes, the "Cylon attacks" as they become know as within the Bonk community. They really were tediously predictable. You learned to sense them just beginning, and could always do a cheeky meme attack. Muh ordinals.

I have barely slept in 3 days..

shite, spell mistake will change, fuck it, you either get it or you don't..

What? Tell you more about the Bonkening? Heck, where should I start? Crypto historians differ as to when the Bonkening actually started, of course, it's something we'll probably never really know. All observers do agree that the Coinbase listing sent Bonk into the statosphere and made a lot of crypto holders, especially "Big BTC Whales". Of course, they scoffed at first. Fuck is this? a fucking dogcoin with 10% of our precious volume? The fuck is going on?? Fuck I better buy some. The shear fucking insanity of it was glorious. They resorted to sending bullying attacks out once a day, trying to get weak willed anons to sell their Bonks "at a discount". Attacks tended to generally last between 1 and 2 hours. They were like the cylons sending attacks every day for 1-2 hours. No, really, I kid you not. No, the remake one. Yes, the one with the fit blonde bird. Oh where was I? Ah yes, the "Cylon attacks" as they become know as within the Bonk community. They really were tediously predictable. You learned to sense them just beginning, and could always do a cheeky meme attack. Muh ordinals.

I have barely slept in 3 days..

What? Tell you more about the Bonkening? Heck, where should I start? Crypto historians differ as to when the Bonkening actually started, of course, it's something we'll probably never really know. All observers do agree that the Coinbase listing sent Bonk into the statosphere and made a lot of crypto holders, especially "Big BTC Whales" very mad. Of course, they scoffed at first. What the fuck is this? A fucking solana dogcoin doing 10% of our daily volume? The fuck is going on?? Fuck I better buy some. The shear fucking insanity of it was glorious. Some of them resorted to sending bullying attacks out once a day, trying to get weak willed anons to sell their Bonks "at a discount". Attacks tended to generally last between 1 and 2 hours. They were like the cylons sending attacks every day for 1-2 hours. No, really, I kid you not. No, the remake one. Yes, the one with the fit blonde bird. Oh where was I? Ah yes, the "Cylon attacks" as they become know as within the Bonk community. They really were tediously predictable. You learned to sense them just beginning, and could always do a cheeky meme attack. Muh ordinals.

I have barely slept in 3 days..

Remember to rotate some of your profits into NEKO, the first meme on Near

>>56987342
They are banning people for advicating this lol

>>56994150
I mean, someone, somewhere, is tearing their hair out while comparing 24 hour volumes on coinbase between bonk-usdc and btc-usdc.

>>56994206
>memes straight from reddit
Go back

is it over, bonk brothers?
did we get too cocky?

>>56994214
I told you last night, no-one around here gives a flying fuck what you think. Now. Fuck. Off.

>>56994243
How much have you lost.

>>56994249
If only you knew how Bonked things really are.

>>56994243
How much are you being paid? You're in every thread and make up 1/5 of the posts every time lmao

>>56994261
He's samefagging as well he actually comprises 4/5tth of the posts.

>>56994261
Been stacking Bonk since start of November. And no, I won't sell you any.

>>56987342
Is this all the market is now? Some shitcoin with a dog picture moons every 2 years?

im still with you anons.

>>56994294
>down 10k
You're down 10k from 16k and you're gonna be re within 2 hours.
Why do this to yourself?

>>56994294
Honestly I hope you lose but I think your a poorfag like me and you had 36k right? Sell dont be a fucking idiot and re-enter when you think its stops. if not HODL you faggot nigger I love you anon

>>56994280
Bro it's got a 3x maybe a 4 left if you're lucky. Go do something else besides pressing the refresh button on your faggot threads lol. This is more pathetic than being a link cultist

>>56994320
He is a link cultist

>>56994320
3x is life-changing

>>56994320
Bro, you're talking to me like I give the slightest of a flying fuck about what you think. Your opinion is worthless and irrelevant. And I will stay here as long as I fucking like, if only just to annoy the eternal living fuck out of that miserable state of being which is your pathetic carcass of a life.

>>56994357
Rage more faggot you're about to be broke, buys just disappeared incoming -50%

>>56994366
Thanks for the (you), fella.

>>56994366
I would throw so much new money back into it if it drops 50%, you wouldn't believe it fren. Please do, go ahead.

>>56994374
Hope you can exchange em for food later.

>>56994357
>pathetic carcass of a life
>refreshes thread and seethes once every 2 minutes
KEK

>>56994397
Go on then..shill me your best coin rn..pls post proof of balance. TY.

>>56994406
USDC
You're gonna need it.

>>56987342
>I AM MAKING SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY
Euphoria has been achieved in the alt coin market. You know what that means, boys.

>>56994402
I know. I am completely insane and have slept about 6 hours in 3 days. And off my meds. Thank you for taking part in my insane delusion. Are you not entertained?

>>56994425
Just go to sleep.

>>56994438
At some point I will, I may even dream.

AHHHHHHH WE'RE CRASHING BROSSSSS
>Asia is just now waking up


OH FUCK WE'RE ABOUT TO PUMP SO HARD BROS!!!

>>56994452
https://youtu.be/1M0eMkcc91E

>>56987342
I'm ngl I'm pissed I missed this, I need to set up a solana wallet for shitcoins now

Is it over? Did I buy the top?

>>56994488
this is the beginning of the end. Every shitcoin goes through this

>>56994500
Whales trying to get off, nobodies buying aka massive massive dump the likes never witnessed in years coming.

>>56994488
As a general rule, if you don't buy something before it gets listed on coinbase, it's already too late - MASSIVE amounts of risk for a potential 2-5x upside, at BEST.

>>56994517
You can ride the initial listing but you better be faster than the whale doing the same.

sell now and take my losses or risk it? (I bought the top)

>>56994531
Just convert it into solana and keep an eye on it, that's what I'm doing.

Just sold as soon as it hit 0 net gains for me (I bought VERY late)

I swear to God if it goes back up now

>>56994531
If you bought the top, you're fucked bucko. That was the end of this bull run. -90% incoming.

>>56994582
>>56994587

Everything is dumping right now
It’s going to bounce back surely

So when this shit enters the third ring of the underworld will it pump again?

>>56994522
Even if you ride the initial listing, once it's made its way to coinbase, you can be sure it's already hit a huge market cap and only has a few x's left in it at best. The 100x gains were already made long before that point

You’re talking multiple x’s like it’s nothing

>>56994596
Sorry bud, you missed it. If you're lucky, you'll get a +10% on BONK from here. But the price is headed to 0.0000150000. You're about to witness the -50% Bart into mass selling.

That was the dip, now headed up again
Don't pay any heed to the fuddies and bobos, Bonk still has a lot left in it

This isn't even close to being over.

Just swapped 1 sol into bonk.

Oh nice the price went up a little more! I won't take advantage of this to sell more!

Its so amazing seeing normies fall into the exact same trap over and over again, I love this market, only in fucking crypto ahahahaha

I'm scared, s--s-should I s-sell? I didn't buy the top did I? I thought this coin would change business and finance forever, not just some shitty meme coin

>>56994617
It's nothing for the amount of risk that you're taking on.
Memecoins have a very definitive track record of reaching an ATH once and never peaking again, unlike real projects which span for multiple bull runs

Did you catch the last dip of this run, anon?

>>56994834
>>56994757
>>56994642
>>56994587

Ok, I admit it bobo, I setup a SOL-BONK liquid position...

well anons todays gamble session was fun, thankfully my frozen piss bags have already paid back my loss from buying too late

>shovel dog.png.webm.gif.org.com

>from $600 to $1500
>flip 1k into bonk at 28
>down 10% currently on that 1k
Eh I’m still up heavily we’ll see. I usually regret not aping into memes after the fact so took a shot, getting burned but it’s not over till it drops 50% kek

>>56995026
Same but I'm out, just swapped my position over to solana, which is my main currency investment anyway. Gonna watch what the coin does from here over the next couple of days, if it starts bouncing back I'll re-buy.

>>56994915
>64 post
Poo in the street

>>56995073
I’m giving it a short time, as soon as I get above 10% I’m out and will monitor

>>56995304
Shouldn’t have fallen asleep, I was up 30% at 1am lol

Big yawn. These paperhands and whales need to try harder.

Why's all of crypt getting raped right now?

uh oh it's over retards, back to the wage cage. maybe the next memeshit coin you buy at 3 billion marketcap will be the one to retire you!