/biz/ - Business & Finance

>that foil ziploc packet
DUDE

>>5698517
>trading appreciating crypto for depreciating paper
sweet moves man
you'll have to show me how to do that some time

>>5698517
>go to atm
>withdraw money from savings

Nice larp tho

>>5698517
>he cashed out

>>5698559

I just did it as a test since everyone said you can't cash out

>>5698601
Did you HAVE to have literal cash? Couldn't you put it in your checking account?

Just show us your bank account already.

>>5698625

OP is avoiding taxes
stay right there im calling the police

>>5698625
>paying taxes

>>5698517
what's in the bag?

>>5698601

LMAO it's all ones surrounded by a 20. Nice one

>>5698517
which vendor op?

>>5698601
Nice stack op

>>5698680
Drugs, probably

> want to cash out
> realise i'm converting my rising coins to assets which have been dropping for over a century.

>>5698680
>>5698789

Look at what kind of bag it is, you boneheads. It's so the cash can't be smelled when shipping

>>5698821
pretty sure the lambo dealership won't accept your fake internet money.

>>5698625
>paying taxes

good soygoy

>>5698854
In California they do.

>buying cuckbucks
kek, you got trolled into cashing out.

>>5698828
who the fuck smells cash? is that like sniffing glue or something?

>>5698854
you can buy lambos with crypto now

>>5698828
>It's so the drugs can't be smelled when shipping
DUDE
PURPLE MASTER OG LEMON SOUR DIESEL KUSH

>>5698914
>>5698874
Never mind

I guess you can

>>5698517

>There are people who got shilled in never cashing out

Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha

>>5698895
>what are dogs that are trained to smell large sums of cash

>>5698895
Dogs

>>5699063
>what are dogs that are trained to smell large sums of cash

not found on /biz/, that's for sure.

>>5698517
i know you gonna think im being stupid but if youre cashing out buy some PMs long run you have zero to lose. Think of PMs as being the treasury bonds of crypto

>>5698517
Nigger

>>5698659
looool

>>5699119
fucking kek

>>5698517
How difficult is it to get a hold of some dots on Dream? It's been a while since I've been in the scene and it's something that might improve my current situation.

>>5699133
This. Gold will hit $1700 again at some point. Good for long term storage.

>>5698517
How did you do it?

>>5698517
What did you buy

>>5698870
>>5698663
Is it possible to open a checking account with a bank in the cayman islands and avoid taxes?

>>5698517
why would you cash out? BTC is the currency of da futuer

>>5698694
classic black kid on social media move

>>5698517

Op let me be the first to say, Congrats!

If you are feeling helpful could you point someone in the direction of which DNM vendor or site you used?

>inb4 fed
I lost a full BTC on AB when it went down. Which now stings a bit.

>>5698544
WEED LMAO

>>5699304
I'm not going to spoon-feed people. It's easy as fuck if you're not a brainlet.

>>5699327
Only thing I've used any of it for was to take my friend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate, since he just had a kid.

>>5698517
You can't cash out... A grand... Wew

Post more so i can show off and scam pajeets also put in a paper AXEL

>>5699368
Figure that out yourself. I lost money with the BitFlur scam. Everyone learns lessons

>>5699435
Help a poor fag out and just do it

>>5698601
Holy shit so it just gets sent to your door in a sealed bag like drugs or something

That's amazing

How do I do this?

>>5699395
So you're larping. Got it.

>>5699639
Are people really this dumb? If you can't figure out how to cash out, you shouldn't be in crytpo. I cashed out a small amount of my holdings, just to prove to myself that I could actually get tangible money, because so many fags on here say you can't. I don't give a shit if you believe me or not.

>>5699748

I think what most people are curious about is why you got cash in a silver baggie. Most people here would probably xfer it to ETH/BCH in Coinbase and then to their bank account.

Did you use some silk road type shit? I'm genuinely curious. If we could avoid taxes like this...

>>5699990
Theres always the option to forward the coins to a mob boss that owns a casino and you know might be less but its all mine

>>5698659
SWAT him

>>5699361
ayo yall we aint need be doin dat
sheeeit

>>5700298
4 da pajet gang

>>5699990
talk to a tax accountant. you can get a better deal than what you would pay in fees to shady business. there is no reason to go this way when your money doesn't come from illegal sources.

>>5699990
Because you have to pay taxes on money you transfer into your bank account from somewhere like Coinbase. Unless it's less than 10k or whatever the limit is.

You don't have to pay taxes on cash. What is there to not understand?

>>5698517
What was the fee?

>>5700914
You have to pay taxes on crypto any time you convert it to cash.

>>5701939
Are you mentally challenged? How do you pay taxes on money that you "don't have?" How does the government know if you have cash? I swear, /biz/ must have one of the lowest average IQs of all the boards.

>>5698517
https://discord.gg/FXCnXek

New Pump and Dump group, looking to pump a new coin everyday once 5000 in group!1!

>>5702311
fuck off pajeet

By the time I have enough money for the IRS to come after me, i'll have a compound in the woods with a year's worth of food and a mountain of guns and ammo.

I'll live stream ruby ridge 2.0 for you guys.

>>5702275
You write like a moron. Obviously you don't have to pay taxes on it if you convert to cash OUTSIDE OF A BANK.

Please kill yourself. Jesus christ you're retarded.

>>5702275
seems risky though if they did a random check on your package

>>5698895
you're new at this it's ok.
>>5702375
....so many people here don't get it. Hahahahah grats op.

>>5702375
They can't open packages that are mailed within the US without a warrant.

>>5702311
>>5702325
Looks like pajeets are only good at the dumping.

>>5702440
Can't they hold it till they get a warrant? surely there's a risk involved

>>5702475
I don't know. But think about how many packages are mailed every single day. Your package would have to be dripping blood, or have "bomb" written on it for it to even get noticed.

>>5702440

That's not at all true. If it smells like weed, for instance, it will be opened.

>>5702520
Yeah, if the postal inspector gets a warrant first.

>>5698517

USD? what a shitcoin

>>5698517
don't listen to the haters. fiat is still valuable, and you busted one of the major myths of crypto for yourself, which frees up mental resources to focus on other important things.

>>5702466
kek

>>5699351
Those are leagues for billionaires with political connections, you will be scammed and get your accounts frozen the second they know you are a nobody and who will you bitch about it? The government you tried to avoid paying taxes?

>>5699493
DO you live in a shithole?
Just call your local bank and ask for fiat money then they'll sent it to you.

>He cashed out $20

>>5702764
So he used coinbase to sell the coins?

I don't see why OP has to tell us how he exchanged his cryptos for cash.

It's not like we gave him tip offs for when lift offs to the moon were gonna happen or anything.

>>5702507
What are you 12? Have you not heard of probable cause?