/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56992067
TOTAL CRAB DEATH

G_DDAMN YOU $NVDA!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU PUSH IT

>attacks on shipping near Suez
>rates projected to fall, leading to heightened inflation expectations
Why is oil bottomed here? It should be trading above $85 here

Maybe I'm making a mistake investing in Poland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKtNJljJlmo

>>56992067
PUMP MARA

>10k
>in cash
>being devoured by (((inflation)))
>nowhere to put it as everything is fucking high AF

is this hell?

>>56992110
Tell Winnie the Pooh to hurry up and stimulate China out of deflation.

>>56991810
>>56991804
>>56992120
>Bitcoin still in a trading range
well looks like another flash crash sunday night and pump mid next week.

>>56992067
FRIST

>>56992127
you shoulda got in during the usual October weak seasonality and sold into the Santa Rally strength.

well maybe you can try your hand at BRAP gas since that's cheap again.

>>56992127
Buy TLT/TMF retard. This is financial advice.

>>56992127
I'm currently holding 60k. Yes. Yes it is.

I solded some SOXL for a 59% gain.

>>56992127
at least collect 5% in BIL while you regret being a PUSSY for not buying

>>56992145
>Treasury Bonds had its best 1 month move since the 80s.
um the guy already missed the bulk of the move.

>>56992153
ouch

>>56992160
getting that in money markets

>>56992145
i have no idea how bonds work, so, yeha probably may as well

>>56992127
>nowhere to put
China.

I'm getting rekt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=487HIFlBYfM

Reminder that soft-landing-tards are like vaxxies and hohols, believers in media narratives.

There are many other examples of media pushing this crap when there is very little evidence that we're getting a soft landing.
I might start putting a list together to show how obvious and clown world it is.

>>56992176
true YINN is probably the only worthwhile shot that's currently beaten down.

>BABA is green today
this isn't right something is wrong

>>56992162
>Bro you missed the bottom it's too late

>>56992176
Like investing in Japan in 1986

Also this is how I know this entire fake pump is fake.
Gold has done fucking nothing this entire time. Yeah, it's gone a few miniscule dollars above it's old ATH from like 2021 or whenever.
And it's doing nothing since. If this was really a pivot and conditions were good, gold would be at 2500. The fact that it hasn't gone above 2100 is a signal that this pump is trash and there is something bad brewing.

*ccccCCCRRRREEEEAAAAKKKKkkkkk*

WTF
>WTF
WTF
>WTF
WTF
>WTF

TMD

>>56992211
Nobody cares about Gold.

>>56992218
it's time

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING

>>56992195
>>56992176


>>56992202
>Buying LETF when it's entering a range.
>assuming there's no chop over the next 6+ months and rates keep dropping in a straight line
yeah sure go for it.

>>56992201
>>56992195
>>56992176
>After Fed Dovish talk
>Dollar is weak, US gov and corporate bond yields less competitive to higher yielding chink corporate bonds
yup it's nice to be in emerging markets. Also look at MEXX, ARGT, EGPT

STOP REDEEMING SIRS

>>56992230
>>56992218
>Red id welcoming confirming red id bobo
>gulp

>>56992180
Hope you lose everything lmao

>>56992235
When TLT is at 130 by like April I am going to wand a formal written apology from you or you aren't allowed to post here anymore.

UVXY pumping
my puts heemed

>>56992077
>look away from the market for a moment
>you retards crash it
Lmao
Let's go down 3% today.

>>56992228
Missing the point, retard.
Gold reacts to economic shifts in predictable ways. It has a reputation as a leading indicator and for being able to sniff out inflation and deflation. Right now, why is it dumping just as it retested ATH?
Because it's sniffing out deflation.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How is the max pain going? kek

you best start believing in red days...

>>56992256
Does this wand vibrate and help you cheat at chess?

>>56992256
Fine. I'll leave you and Baggot alone.

>>56992249
I just need NVDA to drop $5 in the next hour.

Bitcoin hasn’t moved since Jerome spoke. I suspect they’re waiting for weekend

>>56992288
I wish. My elo in chess is fucking mid but I'm pretty sure it's because all the Indian dudes online cheat.

>>56992195
Yup, Most companies in the Hang Seng Index have a P/E of 7 with high single low double digit growth.
>>56992203
I mean I wouldn't make that comparison, but if it helps you buy so be it.
>>56992235
Plus the Chink government is announcing new stimulus programs every month.

>>56992311
Nope, it's because you're mid. Most people underestimate how good the average regular chess player is

>>56992127
uhh... buy firearms,equipment or gold you dummy.

>>56992257
Do you think SVIX can go to 15?
I think SVIX can go to 15.

BOBO NOOOO
MY GAINSSSS FOR TODAY

>>56992249
I still believe!

>>56992303
To dump or pump?

i am listening to emerald tablets like anon said but after tablet 3 it kind of becomes schizolike
like bro is saying there is a spaceship under the sphinx and shit the first tablets about the seven were cool, but it feels like the space men + astral projection stuff was just like somebody throwing things to get them to stick to the readers mind
I am starting tablet 7

>>56992367
Just read the nikkayas

>>56992321
I'll play you tonight if you want. Guarantee you are overestimating your abilities too Mr. projection. I am quite good I just set a high bar for myself and have reached a point where I am not going to memorize any more chess theory/have other shit I waste my time on instead

>>56992367
And the path to nibbana by David Johnson. That's all you need to start practicing and seeing for yourself

Is the reason why people 'typically' sell on Friday because the markets are closed for two days and anything can happen in those 48 hours? (Increased risk vs a normal weekday)

>>56992367
>spaceship under the sphinx
not a spaceship but a portal to a library you can only access while astral projecting. Libraries of Akash or something along those lines. Big reason no plebs are allowed anywhere inside any of the pyramids or the sphinx

I think this a dip you might want to buy? NO? OR YES?

>>56992358
>baggot buying the NVDA top
You love to see it. Hopefully this marks the cycle top for shit n piss.

>>56992397
my interpretation of enlightenment is essentially having ego death so when I continuously see astral projection being brought up on the path i become biased seeing it as a way to throw you off the trail, if enlightenment is becoming one with the universe (ego death) then why would you need to astral project it is essentially empowering your ego

>>56992397
>Implying you can't access the source from your house if you seriously practice meditation
Ngmi

>>56992321
>>56992382
Yay there are chess players in /smg/. I am pleased. I started in 2020 during covid. I have climbed to 1800 lichess rapid since then.

>>56992436
To see other realms and understand karma very deeply. There are stages to "ego death"

>>56992434
you dont seem to understand his position anon

>>56992434
he's shorting

>>56992466
It's been a long week. Dealing with a nigger at work.

>>56992439
Not bad, now let's do blitz anon
https://lichess.org/DNmfNRcC

>>56992477
>i'm not retarded, its the niggers fault

Feels like flat close incoming.
>>56992482
I can't play right now I'm watching the tournament. Magnus is trying to win another in Toronto.

>>56992490
kek

I'm buying BABA calls for china stimmies

>>56992269
because everyone with common sense knows gold is obsolete in the age of btc, retard

>>56992506
When then somebody else
>>56992382
How about you, pretentious anon?

>SAVE still bouncing around the weekly trend line
Fucking break out already! There are twice as many calls as puts.

>>56992490
You have to go back.

>>56992395
Yeah, lots of people are scared to hold over the weekend.

>>56992520
You are one stupid coping fuck. Gold isn't going anywhere, BTC or not. Btc didn't even come to make gold obsolete, it came to make fiat obsolete. You don't have a clue what you're even talking about. I guess you belong right here.

>>56992521
>>56992482
Damn, is /smg/ full of pussies?

Not scared to throw thousands into their air but scared of a little bullet round with nothing at stake?

>>56992395
Idk but I rarely buy things on Fridays

>>56992395
Yes.

FYI, during the weekday they can also hedge their positions by long/short the index & bond yield futures which reopen sunday night. The plan is to eventually have 24/7 trading in futures instead of the current 23/5.

>>56992567
Playing Salt & Sanctuary.

>>56992521
At the gym. I'll play tonight on a lichess link.

You guys did go to the gym today right?

>>56992590
I'm not gay nor do I need to pay their retarded fees to work out, so no.

>>56992592
>$10/month for unlimited zoomer pussy, respect from other dudes, and an improved quality of life

Fitness is the best investment you can make

wtf is that stupid timer in the chessmatch?
did I lose because of a timeout?

>>56992605
Yes anon your brain is too slow
I'm sorry but you won't make it in the stock market if you need more than a second per move

Shill me some tickers nigga! What are you bullish on? Bearish On?

>>56992620
I never used this website and don't know what the fuckin buttons on the right mean and what they do in regards to the game. If it was a fuckin timer like those pros use, a clickwatch that's something else, but here... REMATCh

>>56992604
>zoomer p00say
um nah I'll pass

all I think about is money 24/7

if you have A SINGLE HOBBY outside of making money, you are not going to make it.

Accelerate, corporate feudalism is underway

>>56992604
Or I could just put ten dollars a month into the stock market and avoid the compulsion to post myself shirtless to a bunch of other dudes because I'm "totes not gay brah".

>>56992067
S&P500 its getting rekd

>>56992437
>physicality had anything to do with what i was talking about
the psychic buzz from a hundred thousands of idiots all around one place is enough to distract junior projectors.
>>56992436
you are correct in your perception of understanding, but incomplete as to the whole picture. see >>56992449

>>56992660
Good thing I'm all invested in tech

>>56992257
are you holding through the weekend?

>>56992604
>Bro just work out the confidence will magically appear by itself

I feel for this lie so fucking hard lmfao. Sure my body looks nice but I'm even more of a social shutin than I was 6 years ago. Partially because I live alone now and work from home

>>56992645
fr fr

>>56992642
Fucking would so hard. You need to get your test levels checked man

>>56992649
NGMI. Enjoy spending your gains on medical bills and extra KFC

>>56992690
Feel => fell

>>56992669
Stuck holding these clsk calls because it’s too late to sell now. Bros why would sparkie do this to me?
I guess I’ll hold these forever or it’s gonna go down in flames. You can tell me when it's over, mm If the high was worth the pain

>>56992690
Just go outside.
It really is that simple.

>>56992660
>>56992668
LOL

is we be expired?

>>56992690
That only happens if you also become betterlooking because you were goodlooking from the getgo but ruined yourself, especially your face with all the excessive fat.

t. exactly that, but even then at the start you are psychologically irritated or unadjusted, you don't perceive yourself as this much better looking

>>56992690
Have your tried alcohol? Practice with booze and fat girls. Most people get past this stage when they are like 16. Even if you never overcome your social autism fitness is a based as fuck competition with yourself if nothing else.

>>56992713
Delicious freefall incoming

I jumped on the TLT train, bought some calls that expire the 5th of January, with the idea of selling them and buying puts on the 3rd.

>>56992711
I tried to save you yesterday and this morning man. I told you just to buy BTC instead of miners much less options on miners. You said you wanted infinite risk

>>56992726
>Practice with booze and fat girls
How desperate are you?
Girls don't matter. They literally do not matter, nothing justifies this self humiliation.

>>56992723
I'm not ugly by any means, I even got approached once. But once again, all of that doesn't help if you're a social shutin
>>56992726
>Bro just get another addiction, Internet and stock gambling is not enough
Thanks anon, surely one more way to ruin my life will fix everything kek

>>56992748
>Most people get past this when they are 16

Anon you upgrade as you go. It's not the end of the world to get head from a fat chick

should options be illegal??? look at what they did to my boys (nasdaq and snp)

>>56992745
Gotta long list of ex lovers. They’ll tell you I’m insane. That’s because I love the players and you love the game

>>56992726
I started becoming an autist around the time of covid, but the lockdowns surely didn´t help.

>>56992745
Not him, but I can't really go all in into btc because of my broker, I could only allocate 800 dollara into btc and the rest into mara and MSTR.

>>56992759
He probably meant 1-2 beer to lighten/loosen up. Can certainly help. But really MINIMAL amounts to not start babbling.

>>56992604
$10/month for a gym pass?
Where the fuck is this?

>>56992761
This. Women tend to date progressively worse guys after the third or so. For men it goes the other way.

>>56992759
>I even got approached once
don´t use this as an argument unless you got laid out of it

Did the fuckin options expire already?

>>56992777
Planet fitness

>>56992772
I feel like I reverted to the way I was as a teen where I didn't talk to anyone.

>>56992759
You're fine, there's nothing wrong with being stoic and withdrawn. Don't listen to these dumb faggots, greatness doesn't lie in a body count.

>>56992786
it means that he isn't hideous.

>>56992795
yeah, pretty much. i myself feel like a creep when i used to go around with hot babes

GO NVDA GO
TO THE FUCKIN MOON

i hate premarital sex so much it's unreal

>>56992786
Why not? It was just to show that I'm obviously not ugly if a random-ass girl (which was neither fat nor ugly mind you, just not my type) approached me out of the blue and asked for my number after smalltalk and finding out whether I had a gf

>>56992800
>stoic
You can't just throw that word around, just because he's a "social shutin". That doesn't make you stoic.

>>56992803
>>56992820
because it's kind of like coping, you are acknowledging things aren't that bad but they aren´t great either

>today's market
I think I might have undiagnosed autism

>>56992800
>Stoic
>Anti fitness

You fags are so embarrassing. The level of cope is so far off the charts

i want wsb to fuck off back to their cesspool

>>56992842
i think i have a lump in my neck

>>56992840
What the fuck are you even trying to say anon

>>56992840
Ehm, women don't you approach men regularly. They do it with their eyes or other weird ways. Some men are less sensitive to them.

My gf once said ot me that some women were flirting with me. I had no fuckin clue.

>>56992524
Leave it alone. I have some $15 CCs I sold that need to expire worthless. I don't want to have to pay 20 cents to close them.

Clsk bros this is it. This is the big one. I’ve already lost so much. Im switching to puts. God forgive me

Any of you jews manage to get in on this ZIM pump?

When I was just a young Freemason they had me memorize and perform this quote during rituals. You niggas don't know shit about being stoic you won't even go outside and can't stop gooning for two hours.

>>56992881
I always figure it´s either that or that they are judging you, I have no patience for any of that shit, that must be the reason why I don´t get laid since September

>>56992900
Holy fuck I didn't know Calvin Coolidge was a rock climber. Pretty based for a President.

>>56992900
>When I was just a young Freemason
>>56992367
>i am listening to emerald tablets like anon said but after tablet 3 it kind of becomes schizolike

damn is this thread just gonna get more /x/-tier?

>>56992127
Why not just throw it and forget into a divvy stock like JEPI or something, mate?

>>56992860
so why exactly is there an exodus? has reddit's IPO prep started housecleaning too much over there?

>>56992900
when I think of stoicism I think of freemasons.

>>56992900
Also, the quote is bullshit. There are some things that some people will never be good at, to matter how hard they persist. They're just losers in those areas, and at some point they need to realize it's better to move on to something else.

>>56992950
>Another demoralization post on an anime autism forum

Shoo shoo gains goblin

>>56992917
If you think that's based, wait until you read about Teddy Roosevelt

>>56992291
So whats the move rn?

>>56992814
I got out and moved into the $500 put strike for next week, and some TLT calls for the day after the next 30 year auction which i will be liquidating the day before the auction.

>>56992987
T bill and chill.

>>56992987
they're taking a break between sets. Magnus won set 1.

>>56992987
brapgas....unironically

>>56992987
Wait for the next schizo line to be hit.

>>56992979
I'm not trying to demoralize anyone. I'm saying to move on if you've tried something for a while and have not gotten any better. No one can be good at everything, and not everyone can be good at any one thing, but everyone can be good at something if they take the time to find out what their thing is. For me: I am not good at handwriting. I used to sit down for hours every day with a notebook and pen and practice writing sentences, trying different grips and hand positions (I had a lot of down time at my job). After months of practice, I never got any better and my handwriting is still barely legible even to me.

I would like to have sex with an asian.

>>56993019
While this is probably true for most people, I am a genius at everything I try.

>>56993019
I agree with most of this. Fitness is just part of being a man though and can benefit anyone.

Find your niche and grind it though for sure.

DOOM BULL CHARGE
>>56992943
What was the actual answer to that Jeopardy question?

>>56993027
just go to the discord and baggies' gookfu's number is on the pinned messages. dont let her give you a hickey

>>56993041
What are the Jews?

>>56993049
Yeah yeah but I doubt that was the intended answer there.

>>56993040
>grind
grinds my gears

>>56993008
So TMF for you.
>>56993013
And BOIL for you.

What strike and expiry?

>>56993040
>grind
The problem is a human isn't an RPG character. There's no XP counter or stats that go up to make you better at something.

These TLT calls a month out are so much more chill than being leveraged to the tits in 0DTEs. It's like I can actually relax instead of being on edge the whole time.

>>56993077
>So TMF for you.
No, buy the actual bonds.

>>56993094
>He doesn't track him gym gains like he is leveling his character in an MMO

>>56993094
fitness is probably the best example of literal stats that go up when you work on them

Today is the beginning of the end. This may look like a pull back but come next week there will be hell in the markets.

>>56993119
Probably because he isn't a massive faggot.

>>56993094
gains are real and measurable anon.

>>56993119
>>56993126
Sorry, I wasn't clear. I'm not talking about physical traits like strength and stamina. Yes, those you can definitely track (though the numbers will be noisy due to outside variables(
I'm mainly talking about learned skills.

>>56993131
I will go short when you give up and go long

>>56993140
I dunno man pick your mountain and climb it. Set goals and work towards them. The journey is the fun part. The only thing worthwhile in life is the struggle. Go read thus spoke zarathustra. Or don't. I don't really fucking care what you do I'm just tired of people sitting around 4chan and seething like that fag Rocker.

I'm going to close all my shorts here. I'm done. Time to go long.

>>56993181
>he bought

>>56993181
this but unironically

>>56993181
What the fuck dude don't just post a top signal like that without warning us first

I almost forgot there was a triple witching today

>>56992943
i have no clue what happens at reddit. i just want them to stay there.

>>56993200
So, is the "Santa rally" over? It seems quite wild to me that some index funds are doing 20%+ as of October.

TMF is never allowed to be red again

>THINK

>>56993220
For stocks maybe but for bonds the rally has just started

>>56993220
Is it Christmas yet? No? Then the rally is not over

>>56993235
my only regret is going to be that i didn't buy more.

>The delinquency rate on U.S. commercial mortgage-backed securities reached 4.4% in November, climbing 19 basis points from October's 4.21%, per Bloomberg

Bros I don't feel so good...this is some 2008 shit here

>>56992943
unironically the ipo is cleaning out a lot of the leftie nutcase areas and commies. it might actually end up being a normal website soon.

>>56993236
>>56993244
does christmas and seasonality really have that much of an impact on the way things work? sure some people might buy clothes and toys and food and spend and entire month in wages just for that week. but i always figured that it was tiny sum compared to what big business and the government can throw around.

Vanguard 2024 outlook is up

https://www.nl.vanguard/content/dam/intl/europe/documents/en/eur-vemo-2024-eu-en.pdf

Sparkie why you do this to me? Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>56993270
No Anon it's all a meme. for example the 2018 Santa Claus rally was more of a Santa Claus gigadump kek. Most years statistically speaking the stock market barely moves averaged out

>>56993298
2018 was when the grinch stole christmas rally

>>56993235
I know she’s way too big to fit in a car or light truck but is this even legal? (and does the bag really say “think big”?

>>56993270
It goes in a lot of different ways. everyone wants to close out the year doing well. expectations of how christmas shopping did will help pump stuff. but in the new year and the area between christmas and jan 1 there is often a lot of portfolio rebalancing by firms. since the volume is a little less and everyone is on vacation its possible to sometimes get big movements all over.

>>56993200
Triple witching doesn't mean anything but crab, also nice card

>>56993334
so if catch myself holding anything with a leverage past next week i should probably scissor my balls.

I think we'll be back at a new ath by eoy

>>56993275
>US equities
>nearly 100% S T R E T C H E D

>futures

>>56993351
not that dramatic unless its options. but dont be surprised if they dump it down after christmas until new year as they rebalance then pump again in january.

>>56993397
pretty fugged up but need some situational awareness there. dude drops 2 grenades in front of you and you stare at them.

>>56993397
>>56993407

>Not making sure to toss the first one over near the guys behind the desk running the meeting

He didn't think that out did he? The people he is pissed at were most likely to live

Is today the day to drop into BOIL?

>>56993415
Nah, the concusion likely killed everyone in the room.

>>56993399
heh, here´s hoping for a good christimas.

Is KO going out of business?

>>56993407
>>56993415
>>56993454
That means Ukraine is winning, chud.

SAVE SAVE SAVE

Bought back my SAVE CCs for 16 cents. Close enough.

>>56993349
indeed, but it fun to see the newfags get scared

Ok can somebody explain the hype around save? As a euro it seems to me like it's just some shitty airline penny stock, what exactly is the hypothesis?

>>56993503
>>56993200
why can't i have a female broker gf (anime) (underage)
life is so fucking unfair

God candle...

Finally broke out, right where I had the trend lines intersecting. Wild. Bought more calls right before, they all dipped in price right before this rip.

fillius maximus

>>56993511
It's a lawsuit over team Biden blocking a buyout at double where shares are trading today.

>>56992211
Gold doesn't go to $2500 overnight. I takes several weeks or months. It will hit it next year guaranteed.

when should i sell teak yew yew yew?

>>56993511
For the umpteenth time
They are in the process of being bought out for a price significantly higher than the shares are selling for, and the only thing standing in the way is the u.s. government

this market is literally not allowed to dip yet, january-march is gonna be bloody

WE ARE SO BACK

>>56993451
>>56993077


>What strike and expiry?
see >>56992140

>>56993529
>>56993542
Ok makes sense
So a) how do you think the lawsuit will go and b) how do I buy Dem shares as a euro?

>>56993538
just realised that would be 'TQUU'
nevermind

Microsoft is using AI to speed run the NRC regulatory gauntlet for nuclear reactor builds. SMRs are gonna be huge.

https://www.itpro.com/technology/artificial-intelligence/microsoft-is-using-ai-to-get-its-nuclear-projects-approved-in-the-us

>>56993528
My name is Maximus decimus meridius. Loyal to the true emperor of Rome. Father of a murdered son. Husband of a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next

>those last minute rallies that put you at ATH for the day
You love to fucking see it

>>56993516
Ask Santa he might give it to you

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE END

>>56993612
pretty good
port is up and chatting to a single mom i met on runescape

>>56993612

Largest options expiration in modern history today.
Glad NEP has support at $30.
Wtf happened with the overall market at the end? Market Makers seething about covering calls?

Jerome. I believe you. I believe in America. I believe in the soft landing. I believe in the rate cuts in 2024. I want all the bears to commit suicide. I need more leverage Jerome. Make 5x TLT.

>>56993612
+0.5% despite buying a shitty alphabet option. Let's hope it pumps next week properly kek

that had to be several billion just flipping back and forth on options lmao what a shitshow

Uhhhh should I close my SAVE short?

>>56993644
There is no landing. They gave up on fighting inflation because the US government is broke and actually bringing inflation down would collapse the United States with a sovereign debt crisis.

>>56993651
Look at the volume on SPY holy fuck lmfao

>>56993651
Is there any way to actually play options in the last half hr before close?

RH wont let me.

wtf just happened

>>56993672
>RH

Reminder Kenmare is an easy multibagger if you want a mining play.

>operates in titanium mines
>0.77 P/S
>2.51 P/CF
>0.45 P/B
>1.66 EV/EBITDA
>21% ROE
>12% divvies
>doing share buybacks
>virtually no debt
>revenue forecasted to remain steady towards 2026

Basically a super cheap cash machine

>>56993679
gigavolume in that candle

>>56993575
Thanks MSFT for helping my URNM longs

>>56993692
triple witching baybay

>>56992950
That is the most midwit take I've seen in a good while, ty anon

>>56993682
>>56993672

Pls... help me goomble at eod... i need this...

Traded UVXY yesterday for a 3% gain. Bought into it at close yesterday. Held it throughout the entire day for an almost 5% gain. Let's see what tomorrow holds

>all those anons screaming about le hacking doom nuke drop after options expiring
>They all cancel each other out resulting in basically zero movement

LMFAO

>>56993700
First, get a real broker.
Second, get enough cash in your account to cover the option exercise.

>snp500 closes -0.01%
>/smg/ is absolutely flipping their shit

Doesn't the historical mass of options expiring so far from max pain mean option sellers just made huge fucking losses?

>>56993723
Yes. It wouldn’t surprise me if a few over leveraged hedge funds are in full meltdown mode right now.

I knew I should have offloaded this shit earlier.

>>56993723
Option buyers you mean. Yes option buyers usually just donate their money to hedge funds.

>>56993741
you know you're not supposed to hold until expiry right?

>>56993741
Max pain is calculated for the buyers. The farther from max pain we are the more money buyers lose to sellers.

>>56993741
Are you fucking retarded?

>>56993751
FUCK.
*the more money sellers lose to buyers.

>>56993700
stop trading 0dte

>>56993761
Are you? Nothing happened. Buyers got heemed and sellers kept their premiums. You guys really shouldn't fuck with options if you are this fucking stupid

>>56993785
Start trading 10mte

>>56993787
Options sellers got heemed today, it was too far from max pain, I swear anon I’m gonna slap you.

>>56993804
Anon disable options. You really have no clue what you are talking about

SAVE after hours looking good

I hate how EOD my low volume garbage bounces around by like 2k% and makes it look like I'm making/losing huge amounts of money.

>>56993658
Nah. Someone here's gotta get paid in the unlikely event I was wrong.

>>56993612
+0.6%

Are short term investments even worth the risk in Germany? I paid 2000€ in taxes this year.

>>56993816
Oh my god anon.
The options sold a week ago for calls expired massively in the green. This was not factored in by sellers. Max pain is way lower then where we ended up. You can look it up. I’ve been trading options for a decade. Please learn English.
I’m probably being baited so here’s your (you)

>>56993700
checking mommy teddy

>>56993852
>Trades options for a decade
>Still doesn't understand them

Sounds about right

TMF thread theme:
https://youtu.be/-OqrcUvrbRY?si=P3m81zDf8tA1b6oE

VFS fucking popppped off at close and activision is too high

bought some intel leaps for June today. Hopefully these print pretty well

>>56993874
>>56993816
You’re not just a clown you’re the whole circus

>>56993664
So money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrr?

>>56993904
Dude, intel is likely going to fire their CEO next year with how fucked they are.

>>56993946
that's bullish

>>56993852
He’s just baiting you

>>56993852
You fucking retard options sellers hedge out their position if it looks bad they just make money on the premium you have to pay if you want to buy an option.

It's the same shit as market makers making money off the bid/ask spread

>>56993939
>SPY moves 0.1%
>Omfg how will option sellers recover

Durrr. Durrrr.
>Eats glue
>Shits pants
>Tracks shit around Walmart

>>56993950
Generally I'd agree, but they don't have anything in the pipe.

>>56993720
If I buy 200 puts on spy at the last minute id need like $900k in my account to swing that then.

Is there really no way to do this without having that much cash on hand?

>>56993790
Thats what Im trying to do! How the hell is it possible?

>>56994019
It's not really, I wrote that as a joke.
30mte is about as close as you can get before theta overwhelms everything.

>>56994007
For both of them

>>56994053
I want to buy a bunch of $0.03 puts on spy $470 with 10 mins to go when SPY is at $470.25. Is that so much to ask?

>>56993705
be sure to wake up bright and early tomorrow to find out!

>>56993707
and Jaime loves it!

>>56994124
Yes, they'll go up in price proportionately with the likelihood of expiring in the money so you can expect to lose.
Maybe read a book instead of looking at women on tictok.

Cleanspark calls heemed me guys. Heemed me wide open

baking

>>56994176
I think my exact words this morning were
>Let him gamble his dad's life insurance on 0.2 delta crypto miners. He is smart and it couldn't possibly go wrong

It's okay anon just revenge trade and get it back. You are due a win now don't give up :D

>>56994167
Have you considered not acting like a retarded nigger?

I need a brokerage that lets me buy 10mtes, not your nigger tier advice.

>>56994237
What the fuck are you on about? Trade something other than an index if you want control over your position.

>>56994228
You know for some people this is their one ticket so i guess I understand the seriousness of it. Hope you make it because I already have

>>56994253
Who in the ever loving fuck let so many niggers in here today?

I am not asking how to trade either index or equity options. I am asking specifically how to get permission to trade 10mtes without needing enough cash in my account to back assignment.

How is this so difficult to understand anon?

>>56994323
Just open a brokerage account LMAO

>>56994202
>>56994202
>>56994202

>>56993451
The 12th through yesterday was good times to get some, today was the time to take profits from that. Who knows for Monday but I wouldn't buy/sell more than little bits for the next few months unless it *really* bottoms out. Unless some wild shit happens I'm more tentatively watching for hard spikes to short with KOLD until maybe spring into summer transition starts revealing itself and we start hearing about the remaining storage situation at that point. Otherwise you're just throwing dice at the curb right now and it can go a lot lower.

>>56994335
WHICH BROKERAGE ACTUALLY LETS YOU DO THIS HOLY SHIT

>>56994350
You don't want options less than 20 minutes from close unless you can exercise them anyway. You dump them at 3:40 no matter what.

>>56992900
lol look at the west. The Chinese Century is here. do you quote that while kneeling with your fist in the air? lmfao.

>>56992881
>I had no fuckin clue.
because youre not a chad. and no the girls were not flirting with you, your gf was shit testing u.

>>56992769
Empowering. but i get it. why should she ever settle down until she walls? betas marry leftovers.

>>56994597
>The Chinese Century is here

>>56992748
>How desperate are you?
not desperate. but tight game requires constant practice. obviously dont dumpster dive.

thoughts on loading up with NVDA, MSFT, GOOGL and other tech biggies strongly connected with AI development? 3-12 month long?