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How many bitcoins do I need to make up for my sex starved 20s?

>> No.56982015
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Zero.

>> No.56982021
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>>56981977
No wealth will save you.

>> No.56982099

>>56982021
>>56982015
they were never going to happen

>> No.56982263

>>56981977
This is Melbourne, you'd have to be retarded to use a female bias dating app (Hinge) in Melbourne. Skill issue

>> No.56982312
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>>56981977
Why do women seem so boring to me? Besides sex what would someone do with a women?

>> No.56982331

>>56982263
>female bias dating app
That's all dating apps lmao. That's life as well nigga.

>> No.56982345

>>56982312
because they are boring and gay af
>t. chad millenial who fucks and has fucked

>> No.56982348

>>56981977
I dont care how lonely I get I will not settle for a fat chick. As someone who used to be 335lbs of fat gravitational orbit around me (also short so extra fat) I just can NOT take them serious as potential dating partners. WHY? because my fat ass managed to spend a year and a half walking and changing my diet and losing 110lbs. So if someone like me who is a collosal fucking lazy failure in life can get off his lazy ass and lose weight I expect the fat cows to do the same and they dont they wont they refuse and even demand accept this delusion by pretending to find fat females attractive. absolutely disgusting tier and fatties are not and will never be attractive.

>> No.56982416
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>>56982348
Low T confirmed. Also you're still fat at 225 and a Manlet you delusional virgin.

>> No.56982441

>>56982416
Im still fat just not as fat and i just said I was a manlet. are you stupid or something? you basically just repeated what I said. Is this considered zoomqueer humor now? just going hue hue manlet even tho you just said you were.
next reply use some IQ

>> No.56982460

>>56982441
You said you USED to be a fat fuck. But you still ARE a fat fuck. Kys

>> No.56982463

>>56982312
yeah, this is exactly how I feel. Why are all so fucking boring? is it because they're so privileged when they're young and desirable they never bother to pick up any interesting hobbies or skills? Its like they're just copy pastes of one another with small variations. All so fking predictable and boring.

>> No.56982475

>>56982463
100% correct. Women are nothing without a man guiding them. That's why you stay away from the ones with daddy issues.

>> No.56982491

>>56982460
lol I didnt realize you were autism. not apologizing for not typing it in a specific way so your autism didnt flair up and you go full grammar nazi about it. At this point you're either an autism or a troll outside of /b/.

>> No.56982504

>>56982348
Good job losing all that weight anon.

>> No.56982520

>>56982491
If I am a troll, I'm winning. if I have autism, I'm still winning because the use of words is not grammar. The cholesterol has your frontal cortex in a bind.

>> No.56982547

>>56982331
Hinge is literally designed for women to be the focal point and to create a profile and men to swipe on women. I understand they're all designed like this but Hinge is based on putting the woman on a pedestal

>> No.56982603

>>56982520
lol aight underage troll outside of /b/ it is. and anon winning at being a retard on purpose or thru fate is not winning you're still a retard. welp last reply from me troll enjoy the free you(s) and being blessed by replies from me.

>> No.56982682

>>56982015
>>56982021
I’d rather be this guy then this guy but poor

>> No.56982731

>>56982504
Thank you anon

>> No.56982795

>>56982348
congrats anon, another year and a half and you're chad tier. you'll be surprised how much good posture and muscle mass can make a short stature desirable. tan and moisturize, keep that hygiene in check. once this happens start saying no to women and be picky as fuck. your self worth will sky rocket.

>> No.56982796

>>56982547
>I uh achtually I have sex with tons of 6's and sometimes some 10's but you gotta use tinder bro

>> No.56982801

>>56982682
The point is to focus on not being that guy instead of wasting your time with nerdy ponzi schemes. 99% of you faggots should not be on this board and wealth will do absolutely nothing for your wellbeing

>> No.56982849

>>56982795
Thanks anon. I just picked up a home gym and will be enjoying that also as I do my daily walks. I refuse to be the guy who's short and has a gravitational pull around him anymore. I cant live like that and continue to get older and not expect horrible consequences to it down the road. My dad his brother and my moms 2 brothers are all fat as fatass and have nasty health problems going on. Seeing that was a scary look into my future. The final straw was my uncle had a minor heart attack and lost the use of his left arm slightly. No thanks I refuse to just fattly roll into that future timeline.

>> No.56983214
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>>56981977
Dating apps categorize their users into attractiveness tiers and will only show you people from your tier.
They will also occasionally show people from the next tier up to keep you enticed, but they will never show you people that are a tier below. It's bad for business if you have a beautiful user but you show them ugly people too often, they'll just delete the app.
Whenever you post about how ugly the girls are on dating apps, you're only outing yourself.

>> No.56983237

>>56983214
this guy fucks
thee rest of you don't even know about getting invited to hot tinder

>> No.56983311

>>56982796
I've been with my wife for over 12 years but I have friends who doomscroll through e-whores like you

>> No.56983321

>>56982312
The main reason I want a woman is to put her to work around the house

>> No.56983340

>>56983214
Hey hot stuff :^)

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>>56983214
No... Hinge is just trash they gatekeep all the hotties behind a paywall

>> No.56983404

>>56982460
Yes, but you missed that he put in work to lose 100+ pounds. Which means he can and will continue to put in work to lose the rest of the weight.

>> No.56983579

>>56982801
I refuse to participate in the narcissistic ego driven grind of acquiring certain accolades for the sole purpose of gaining “social status” in the eyes of normies to be accepted by them and so a superficial bitch girlfriend will be attracted to me and offer her used up cunt.

No I am above this soulless normie nigger trash existence

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>>56983579
Lol I suggest you turn gay and find yourself a nice autistic man like yourself faggot

>> No.56983609

>>56983579
yo have sex fr nigga wtfffffffff

>> No.56983641

>>56983579
you must be fun at orgies

>> No.56983653

>>56982015
>>56982021
Eat shit and die faggot. Your kind will be the first to be hanged

>> No.56983656

>>56981977
>the non-fat one
>trans
lol, lmao

>> No.56983686

>>56982312
If it wasn't for the sex men would rather hang out with other men, this isn't new

>> No.56983972

>>56982015
>>56982021
this poster has a cluster b personality
aka insufferable faggot syndrome
most likely course for this psycho barely human male/female is to troon out and kys him/herself

>> No.56983989

>>56982015
Jew demoralizer.

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>>56983214
Nah Hinge is weird, I’ve found that what they do is initially show you normal/hot chicks for the first few dozen swipes with some fatties mixed in.

THEN they follow it up with “the fat/ugly zone” and show you all the reject profiles until you’ve hit X on literally every one of these profiles that fall within your filters. It’s really annoying and can take 15-20min of straight X’ing to get to the normal chicks.

But once you get through the swamp of uggos, you finally land in the normal zone where you see 5’s and up.

The thing is once you’ve swiped through all the reject profiles, if you widen your filters just a LITTLE bit (ie raise height limit, increase radius) you’re STRAIGHT back to the swamp of uggos and you need to X a bunch more all over again.

>> No.56984015

the kingdom of God is within you.

>> No.56984065

>>56982416
I can't even get hard for a fat chick, they are disgusting

>> No.56984290

>>56983579
Good post fren. It triggered some of the niggercucks.

>> No.56984350

>>56982348
nice work mate keep it up

>> No.56984426

>>56983214
>ugly retard pretends to not be ugly and retarded
show ugly and retarded face fuckboy

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>>56982348
Nice work anon. Happy for you. Keep it up!

>> No.56984721

>>56982348
Based and chudpilled

>> No.56984773

The trick is to get ahead of the cycle. Tinder came out and hottest were on tinder. Chuds piled into tinder bc they heard cheap pussy. Hotties moved to CMB, chuds moved to CMB, hotties moved to Bumble, chuds moved to bumble, hotties moved to hinge, chuds moved to hinge, etc.

The trick is to find which app the hotties migrated to before the chuds. And yes, they do migrate back to old apps. And for the absolute dumbasses out there that need me to hold their hand, the current app is Grindr.

>> No.56984830

>>56981977
1222btc would let you pay for a permanent escort for the next 40 years
Besides that you'll probably end up needing to settle for someone fat.
The average woman is 170 pounds and 5'4 which is 5 pounds off of clinical obesity.
It's a sad sad world.

>> No.56985270

>>56982348
>335-110
>225 lbs
You're still fat. Good job, but still.

>> No.56985288

>>56981977
just date 18 year olds. why would you date your own age?

>> No.56985390

>>56984830
>The average woman is 170 pounds and 5'4 which is 5 pounds off of clinical obesity.
I'm tall and fit. I will not date the fatty.

>> No.56985663

>>56985390
I hope you're in the top 1% of men considering only about 20% of women are in the healthy weight range for their height.

>> No.56986100

fucking kek i met my gf on hinge but yeah there are a fuck ton of fat women out there

>> No.56986211

I refuse to believe that video is real

>> No.56986253

>>56981977
You need stocks and shitcoins. Bitcoin will not change your life. It didn't even change Roger Ver's life other than make him a conference speaker.

>> No.56986521

>>56981977
5 will retire you this cycle. It's not going to be an extravagant retirement, but you'll never need to work again.

>> No.56987183

>>56983686
that's why when you meet a chick that's actually 1) not crazy 2) attractive 3) interesting to talk to after you have ejaculated
you marry them
most do not pass 1 or 2 sure but 3 is what separates girlfriends, flings, from marriage material.

>> No.56987202

>>56982348
Respect anon

>> No.56987240

>>56981977
Once the economy crashes we’re going to get a whole new cache of sex workers/prostitutes so honestly not much if you want to have sex with a pro whore like once a week. You’re not missing anything with a suburban nutcase.

>> No.56987289

>>56982348
We are proud of you, anon! Good job!

>> No.56988301

>>56981977
>OP doesn't understand ELO

>> No.56989984

>>56982345
>arrested mental development at 15 y.o.
it's always the same with you annoying rancid manwhores

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>>56981977
Making it will never matter if you can't get attractive pussy as a broke man

I'm white and not fat btw

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>>56990201

>> No.56990219

>>56990201
post profile

>> No.56990249

>>56990201
>>56990210
>all those black girls
I've always wanted to date a qt black woman but I've always been to intimidated to approach them irl. Is it really this easy? Just make a tinder account and be white?

>> No.56990251

>>56982015
Holy shit gym/bizcels completely BTFO look at the seethe replies to this post HAHAHAHAHAHA SORRY CHUDDY NO PUSSY FOR WEIRD ANTI SOCIAL RETARDS THAT CANT TALK TO ANYONE BESIDES THEIR GAYMER CLANS YWDS

>> No.56990268

>>56990249
Yeah I guess if you live in Louisiana. I'm not really into black girls and everytime I make a new profile it's always fat black chicks that swipe right on me

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>>56990249

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>>56990335

i love want some day so fucking much bros

>> No.56990354

Anyway to any other anons struggling with the same question:

Just date younger.

If you wasted your 20s and are now in your 30s, try dating 18 yr olds (or whatever the age of consent is in your country)

its much easier

>> No.56990375

>>56982015
>>56982021
Obvious same poster. But regardless I’d rather be this guy then some fat poor retard married to another fat poor bipolar retard like half of Americans.

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>>56982348
this lines up with my story as well

>reach 240 lbs., only interest is from obese cows
>assume it's because I'm overweight myself, cut to 180 lbs., lift a shitton, kill myself in the gym
>it's the same obese cows that are interested in me, in fact there's hardly any women left that aren't grotesquely overweight or full blown obese

the thought of a man calling another man "incel" and then spending the night in bed that looks like a literal pig just stupefies me

>> No.56990409

>>56983214
I didn't know OkCupid was so based. Society should be divided into tiers based on attractiveness.

>> No.56990427

>>56981977
Is there seriously not an app that only matches you with hot women? Because otherwise I refuse to see what people pay for.

>> No.56990442

>>56990382
The obese clowns show overt interest because they have to be desperate. Prettier women give you subtle IOIs and expect you to initiate

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>>56990442
Nah thin women are a myth, they don't exist. Anymore there are only hambeasts and hambeasts about to overdose on ozempic

>t. The American Midwest

>> No.56990509

The only possible way for me to ever even just try to get a girl is to hire a professional assassin and pay him tens of thousands of dollars to literally seek me out at random times putting a loaded gun on the back of my head where if I don't approach at least one girl he'll blow my brains out on the spot or something like that.

I have no clue how anyone is actually motivated enough to seek girls, try to win them over and then spend money, time and effort to try to keep them with you after that. All what happens in my brain when I see a hot girl anywhere is just "damn, she's hot" and I continue on walking, that's it

>> No.56990511

>>56982348
the more physically attractive someone is, the more likely they are to be dumb with a shit personality. the ones with a good personality don't go for garbage like you. good luck

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I know this seems crazy, but I don't want a girlfriend, don't get me wrong I want sex, like every man, but I don't want to deal with a girlfriend. It seems like so much work and will heavily restrict my personal freedom. I rather don't have sex than that.

I am severely misantorphic and hate most humans and how they act, I even hate myself. I just want to relax, play games, draw, do my hobbies alone or with friends, there is no need for a girlfriend in my life, since I also don't want kids because the future for humanity is very dark and bleak. If things change in this world maybe I start thinking about having a family again.

I will absolutely go be a sex tourist in SEA though, and who knows maybe I meet a random girl that is so perfect and just like me (lol) that I can't resist taking her back home.

>> No.56992060

>>56990251
>Holy shit gym/bizcels completely BTFO look at the seethe replies to this post HAHAHAHAHAHA SORRY CHUDDY NO PUSSY FOR WEIRD ANTI SOCIAL RETARDS THAT CANT TALK TO ANYONE BESIDES THEIR GAYMER CLANS YWDS
^ nobody in the entire world believes that whoever wrote this screed has ever had sex in their life lmfao
kys incel