/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56984784
Wishing you all the best with this. It's going to be some interesting fireworks that's for sure.

QRD on the youtuber grifters livestream?
Was Larry actually there?

Hope all the lads are getting ready for the holidays. I've got christmas music going, some red wine and I'm sending job applications.

WAGMI 2024

>>56984810
>huffin'
>puffin'

tomorrow is going to be so fun with the options ramp and swap expiring.

>>56984836

>>56984847
What price will a share hit? Is MOASS tomorrow?

>>56984784
This weekend I should wrap up the new Astronaut Jiemi for generals. It's always the hands that the diffuser will fuck up or her face that comes out looking mutated.

>>56984836
i cant watch this shit. it's too cringe

>>56984859
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>56984861
at least $20

>>56984844
cheers fren

>>56984875
It's a PMG grift-a-ton. No BBBYQ-related anything kek.

>>56984861
I'm not convinced.

>>56984784
https://www.ubs.com/global/it/media/display-page-ndp/en-20231107-switzerland.html

>a number of risks, uncertainties and other important factors could cause actual developments and results to differ materially from UBS’s expectations.

>(xxiv) the level of success in the absorption of Credit Suisse, in the integration of the two groups and their businesses, and in the execution of the planned strategy regarding cost reduction and divestment of any non-core assets, the existing assets and liabilities currently existing in the Credit Suisse Group, the level of resulting impairments and write-downs, the effect of the consummation of the integration on the operational results, share price and credit rating of UBS – delays, difficulties, or failure in closing the transaction may cause market disruption and challenges for UBS to maintain business, contractual and operational relationships

>delays, difficulties, or failure in closing the transaction may cause market disruption
delays, difficulties, or failure in closing the transaction may cause market disruption
Reposting this from another thread, UBS might go nuclear soon. (Personally, I expect SPY and BTC to go down for liquidity)

>>56984914
>market disruption
Sounds neat

Friendly reminder that datefags have lost every time

>>56984914

>>56984836
The absolute state of BBBBaggies. Theyve stopped pretending to be gay and stupid and just became the real thing

>>56984844
>>56984862

Man this livestream was not worth a second

>>56985104
duh

>>56985110
Yea it was obvious, i know

i sold yesterday before the pump the moass will happen now you're welcome

>>56984836
Please tell me that's some kind of fancy Four Loko or Monster drink...h-haha...amirite??

>>56985514
Yea it's a tool used to "slurp the dip". Everyone on /biz/ has one.

>Spend $500 to go to Pulte party
>Multiple questions trying to tinfoil out an answer
>all summed up to "Will bbby holders make it before the end of the year"
>Pulte multiple times awkwardly mumbles "um uh if you have the money, you should be getting a laywer and stuff."
>Multiple questions about if he is at all involved with RC
>Summary: nope
awkward...

hey I bought 10 shares of GME @ $292.
are they gonna be worth tens of thousands of dollars?

i dont know how many of you subscribe to "pump theory"
it's an day-trading strategy from the mid 2000s
but right now it's flashing a big, red warning sign for Citadel
simply put - GME is all out of "dump"
think of "dump" like mayo in the stomach of a Kenny
if a Kenny is out of mayo, he won't move
if a stock is out of "dump", it won't dive lower
the volume on GME indicates dwindling "dump" for days now
$22 will be a short-term low, the last spurt of mayo that could be wrung from GME
and now we're going to see a "de-dump" to $800ish then another stock split to $800 almost certainly
around these levels, Kenny can replenish some of his "mayo reserves" for its next leg higher
but for now, i see no reason to sell a stock that is completely bereft of any "dump"

>>56984784
It feels so good to be a gambler.

>>56985875
Is it really gambling if you know you're gonna win?

>>56985695
Oh ok, that makes sense. For a second there I thought that was a dildo lmao. But imagine how stupid it would be if that was actually a dildo, I'm sure they'd die of embarrassment for having been caught doing that on camera haha.

>>56984884
There's a call sweep at $27 that expires next Friday too.

Y'all stockholm gme niggas gonna fall for this kike's grift again after what happened last june?

>>56985756
are we feeling awkward yet shillbros???

>>56985912
Yeah, cause we took a gamble on them not being able to cheat their way out, which has been the only real play they could possibly make.
I told people in this very general at the start of this whole play that all we had to do was hold. Nothing more nothing less. And barring literal government bailout or the most blatant of kike sorcerry, we are watching the shitheels squirm and plead and beg as their empires crumble around them.
Payout or not, all we have to do is watch the tantrum continue to grow in intensity.

>>56985964
Yes

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>49.74%

>>56985756
Of course he didn't you retard.

>>56985977
And thats fine by me. Burn it all down

They make it so easy to know what gets under their skin.

>>56985977
Checked, and we'll see what else they have up their sleeves.
I'm still hoping for Switzerland to turn into Thailand.
if you know what I mean.

>>56986048
You want Switzerland to become the Italy of Asia of Europe?

Europe already has an Italy my dude, Spain.

baggies my logitech g pro x superlight mouse is having weird scrolling wheel issues how the fuck do i fix it

Ok guys I have two plans.

No MOASS: An hero
MOASS: Spend a year wasting all my money on shallow materialism, then an hero

Thoughts?

>>56986074
I think he means thai boygirls.

>>56986097
So Switzerland becomes the Turkey of Europe.

>>56985964
That picture is more powerful fud than the past 3 years of effort from the "top men" of the financial world

>>56986090
An hero now before MOASS

The funniest thing is seeing GME holders laugh at BBBY baggies not realizing that they're both falling for the same thing

>>56986090
An hero during moass and kys

>Voluntarily terminated (bailout)
Oh shit nigger what are you doing!?

>>56986159

kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

>>56985793
wtf yes or no, it's not that hard.

>>56986159
Did GameStop go bankrupt?

>>56986171
Retard here, what mean?

>>56986266
UBS said they didn't need a bailout from the Swiss government they were initially offered now they warning they might need one.

So tomorrow the swaps expire. What happens? I mean, supposing someone is left holding the bag wide open, when does a margin call even begin? Do we have a means of keeping track of the swaps live so we know if someone somehow buys it or something tomorrow? It feels weird being in the dark.

>>56986302
Will we still get paid?

>>56986314
Probably nothing. This is the millionth time something like this has occurred, I'm not unconvinced it's not based from hedge astroturfing trying to make hodlers disappoint.

If it goes, it goes.

>>56986314
>So tomorrow the swaps expire. What happens?
i kek baggots while swapniggers try to memory hole the entire ordeal

>>56986315
Of course.

>>56986314

>>56986350
I saw someone mention on plebbit that the price of the swap is just a placeholder and probably means that the swap is the subject of some kind of investigation. Not sure where he’s getting this info, but it sounds legit to me. It doesn’t make sense to me that the value of the swap would be all 9s, right down to the fourth decimal point, and it seems far more likely that, for whatever reason, be it a glitch, error or something like what this plebbitor suggested, the maximum possible amount was entered. Not saying it’s definitely a nothingburger, maybe it is a big ass swap and maybe it is a related to GME, but no one can say for sure, and I’m not going to get ahead of myself by expecting something to happen

Digits and trillions

>>56986420
>420
Close enough

>>56986420
King. You dropped these.

>>56986314
Pretty sure you still have t+35 before the swap storm.

>>56986404
>In France, they call it the bvttfvcker with cheese

>>56986404
Saved, thank you.

>>56986567
Then t+1 year
Then 2028 shmita
Then RC 69th birthday
Then >it was always our great grandkids that would reap the benefits

>>56986412
This is probably accurate. I did a good amount of research on this and it really does come down to a truly unrealistic number

Just hold and don't expect the date

>>56986412
Either you're right or this short position is bigger than any of us realized and they just got the biggest swap the system could handle. Both options are bullish.

Though if it is under investigation I wonder what happens when it expires?

Smdh it's the night before the swaps expire and already anons are saying nothing will happen and we'll still have to wait. It's the splivvy all over again

>>56986567
Sorry, but you've been debunked.

>>56986412
Could very well be. If they change the value just so no one can tell which it was or something.

I don't think it's an error. I'd be more inclined to willful ignorance, maybe a smokescreen?

Or just hedgies doing shady shit. Like the GME going up, market watch releasing their article on "meme sToCKs mAkInG A comeback" and to top it off, the SEC/gensler talking about short disclosure.

Yeah short disclosure and transparency was good and important.

THREE YEARS AGO

Then they pretend it's the only thing that happened, like the cyclical up and consequential forced movement down and all other things

Christmas comes early tomorrow wagmi, good night

>>56986786
My brother in King Carl Gustaf XVI it is 06:00. Wagmi tho

You seriously think that today they won't use their Jewish tricks? You are so naive..

>>56986302
they tried to play it cool and fucked themselves over in the process. lol and lmao

>>56984810

>>56986159
I can still see my stock in my account. try harder.

>>56984810
Is this even legit? I can't even find the record on DTCC website? Gets my hopes up but usually nothing ever happens. Sigh.

>>56986953
I'm fuckin drunk rn. but some asshole on reddit posted this: https://pddata.dtcc.com/gtr/canada/tracker.do

If i maximize it I see 4 of the 1 qd swaps? their names seem to describe basket, index and name though. New dates too. I wonder what ACCY unit of measure for price is?

>>56986901
What is this Melvin capital astroturf, the problem lies in the plutocratic system

What cost averages do ya'll have? I bet some of you have lots of shares. I only have 10,000 shares at an average of $13. Do you think that's enough to make it? Sorry if that's a stupid question, I've only been in this play for a couple of months.

>>56986970
Can't even find that transaction. Probably bs transaction.?

kek dumbfuck baggies

>futures

https://youtu.be/qGVL4f3zLpI?si=AppdEI4CH4pNb_pj

>>56986412
>price of the swap is just a placeholder and probably means that the swap is the subject of some kind of investigation.
Probably so.

How many shares should I buy?

WAGMI.

>>56987056
Try using your eyes 5% more motherfucker. Look at "Equities - Canada" and hit maximize. It can't be made more easier for you.

>>56987096
However much you're willing to lose. It's fuck you or fuck me money.

>>56987106
Go look at it again, that's the total notional leg 1. Ain't even the price. Wtf is wrong with people here. People don't verify shit before posting?

Just bought 10,000 more shares today lads. WAGMI

>>56987002
Depends, do you consider being able to own the moon making it?

>>56986970
>>56987056
They don't show anything on this website older than a year. Can't have people actually searching and reading this stuff in hindsight now can they?

>>56987228
wen moon squeeze because they sold more moons than they could locate

>>56986350
PUTS ARE NOT SWAPS. puts can expire worthless but a swap is obligated to be fulfilled which is why UBS is fucking pissed.

>>56987175
The screenshot being passed around twitter doesn't show all the columns as well. 999999999999999.99999 appears to be a purposeful miss-entry or trait of of some kind since most have 'human' values or are left blank. You also cannot search in decimal values for Notional amounts, only whole numbers. 0-1 seams to be a valid search but again they hide anything older than a year.

Also for what its worth none of the past year's swaps have a malformed start date off by three 0s (January 1970) like the twitter screenshot either.

And voila! Just like that, the baggie goalpost moving has completed with the usual collective, preemptive cope. Kek!

>>56987175
>People don't verify shit before posting?
>posts image of some unverified bullshit

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SEARCHING US STOCKS ON THE CANADIAN PPDR

ITS A US STOCK

FUCKING HEDGIE DIVERSITY HIRES BOOFING TOO MUCH COCAINE UP THEIR ARSEHOLES

You cant search back further than 365 days ago so the only thing to do is to just sit and wait a whole 18 hours.

>>56987323
this doesn't even make sense. By the same logic, then the meltiecope is also preemptive cope.

Citadel's going bankrupt, the astroturfing campaign failed, did you find a new job yet?

>>56987271
>>56987313
There's transaction older than a yr, look closer, and also you said look at cad. The twitter pic being circulated around is in euro. So wtf. Get people's hopes up for bs nothing burger shit.

And then some idiot telling people to look at cad from euro thinking its the same transaction.

>>56987345
Not sure if you can search more than a yr, but they have transaction from like 5 yrs ago and shit on there.

Fuck man. Why these influencers getting people's hopes up without providing like proof that's a legit record, and also circulating it like everywhere without verifying it. Fuck bs.

Sup niggas

Things picking up again? I see the past month it is up, lemonade coming?

omg so many 9s this must be moass. Shills are running out of ideas.

Nothing will happen checkem

>>56987313
Dumb faggot.

>>56987345
Shit was posted on reddit two years ago.

Fucking idiots post shit without verifying shit. Here's the verification, posted two yrs ago. Dunno if legit transaction or error.

Here's the original post.

https://imgur.com/a/MeI459c/

>>56987381
hey king i think you dropped these

>>56987482
killing myself tonight

>>56987440
So why did nothing happen today when it expired? Or was 17 fat burger dollars MOASS?

>>56987496
you forgot about t+nigger my nigger

>>56987496
It's tomorrow retard, and nothing will happen then either.
Nothing ever happens

56987496
Nothing happened on the 14th from something that expires on the 15th? I better fucking sell at open. This shit is over.

>>56987345
>>56987271
K you right, I checked, doesn't seem they post dissemination time stamp more than a yr old. They got some shit like 5 records older than a yr there, probably database wacked for those records or something but yeah can confirm they don't keep records on there more than a yr old.

>>56987517
shut the fuck up faggot i already told him right here >>56987510 holy shit dude

I know you're reading this faggot

its all too cringe

>>56987440
1. Nigger that's reddit, not twitter
2. I'm trying to find it and look at it through the DTCC system NOW you illiterate cunt. I KNOW someone found it on reddit two years ago. It sure would be nice to be able to verify a fucking two year old post AND the twitter post, but how convenient we don't have access to the data to look.

>>56987323
And walla just like that the shills decide skeptics are moving goal posts that were never fucking there to begin with.

>>56987530
Are all the older than a year ones update or error type events?

>hedgie niggers searching the canadian database for a US stock in an attempt to muddy the water calling me a tard
>They cant tell the difference between searching a database today and searching a database 2 years ago
It's so honked its tragically comedic. Almost to comedy joke levels. This next trading day is going to be peak cringe.

>>56987764
>searching the canadian database
There are 3 databases you can search, not just the Canadian one.

>PPD User Guide v2.2
>Saved for up to 1 year from PUBLICATION date
The listing is dickbees.

>>56987517
It's the 15th. No idea what third world country you're living in. I bet it's actually T+35 though or something, you baggies always come up with a new date to disappoint you.

>>56987323
Boom there it is, imagine what a surprise when fake bakers astroturf a specific date and then fud the shit out of it when nothing happens. Get some new material faggot, we've been here for three years and last time i checked you have been too.

Don't forget you're here as long as I am.

woiw ded thred sah

all those who hold GME in book DRS are going to be exceedingly wealthy. the universe is manifesting this reality as you read this. there is no turning back the momentum is too much. too many souls are wishing this in to existence. WAGMI.

>>56988475
MORE DAKKA

i have consistently said the swap was a nothingburger and i will say it again

first day of no MEME etf though, said it was liquidating yesterday

>>56988570
I guess we'll see. It doesn't really matter. The hodling goes on

>>56988595
Really? I had missed that. Guess they won't be doing that in the future if the plebians have figured out that ETFs are scummy as hell.

Can't have the regulators and DOJ come out clean on why the "mEMe -eTf" had atleast 300% short interest. They'll make up some new derivative to hide their activities

>>56987323
i dont mind, i need to buy more before the DRS numbers are revealed to be over-bought and institutions are the ones that are holding IOUs

the swap expiry will be a can-kick like the last ones were. However, the market as a whole is starting to and will be pricing in an annually profitable company with huge cash position and no debt, from last earnings all the way through 2024. We will be green on every chart before too long,and datefags and optionsniggers will suffer from the over exposed positions they take

>>56988570
I agree. Date fagging has consistently failed. Moass will come with no warning.

Proud of you baggies to finally stop larping and actually start buying. See what happens when you actually do something, didn't RC say he only wants to talk to those that actually work. It's a start but you've still got a long way to go baggies, sure it took three (3) years to get here, but that means you've had a lot of practice so what's another three?

>>56987323
They are pissed that some holders can see through their psyops. Now if you don't accept a psyop and explain why it's bullshit, they call it pre-emptive cope. It also pisses them off that there is no consensus or cohesion, just a rabble of autistics that won't sell for differing reasons.

>>56987177
Checked and based

>>56986594
fucking keked

>baggies hype up a date
>nothingburger when day arrives
>"N-NO IT WAS THE SHILLS AND FAKE BAKERS WHO HYPED IT UP"

kek dumbfuck baggies
glad i'm being paid to laugh at you guys from the comfort of my village

>>56988934
You have been here with is the whole time so you tell us what I'd another 3?

FYI: Warren Buffet holds stocks for at least 5 years so we are in good company

>>56988934
My bad
This >>56989199 was for this guy
>>56988960

>>56984784
kek dumb fuck baggots

UBS will die. I am speaking it into existence.

kek SS "mods" are so fucking ridiculously compromised now it's hilarious that even if RC came out and directly said to their face what is going on they would still shut it down

https://archive.is/Z1SU1

Full list of removed posts from the "mod" team

PlatinumTranny has competition

>>56989288
CHECKED

>>56989288
fuckin checked
make it so

>>56988934
it's been postponed, holy shit

>>56989345
>2 more 2 more weeks
its over

For the sake of the actual autists who like to read these chronologically and missed the previous thread:
>>56980310

>>56989307
I just saw a post talking about Larry Cheng, and nothing else. Literally it was just to talk about Larry. And it got removed right away. Imagine going to a place dedicated to the stock of one company and not be allowed to talk about a board member of that company. I really hope the predditors wake up to just how comped that place is. Pretty much all that is allowed now are DRS posts and receipts. I imagine at some point they'll start banning people for mentioning "GameStop" lmao

>>56989345
>Not originally CAD
>Stock not on the Canadian stock exchange
>UBS is swiss so falls under Euro
>Random asspull of a quote about Credit Suisse as why a Euro Swap would MaGiCaLlY change into a CAD swap
Nigger is shovelling shit out of his ass

I’m up 110% on a literal pawn shop stock over the past two years. GME baggies lick my butthole

>>56989415
always has been which is why the thread splitter puts him as the OP image

>>56984847
>be tomorrow
>literally nothin
glad no dump at least but nothin ever happens

>>56989374
I don't even get why people post DRS posts anymore the bot doesn't work anymore, that sub is basically useless now

>>56989345
this twitter cuck is talking out of his ass and you guys are licking it all up

there's no confirmation that this is at all to do with GME and that swap is a different swap altogether. Also if you do research on why it would show 999T, there's very little evidence of it being legit.

Stop datefagging you dumb cunts

>>56989415
You forgot:
>Number on the fake swap is 99 quintillion instead of 999 trillion.
You'd think they'd be smart enough to get that number correct at least, but they've been too use to winning without trying that the brain-rot is irreversible now.

>>56989451
The market hasn't even opened yet, tard

>>56988964
You know what makes it obvious for me? The strained voice from Fidelity rep when you DRS another batch of 300 shares. And they ask about your risk profile. And tell you you don’t need to DRS. And tell you that it will be hard to cash out from Computershare.
They have to be right every day, forever. I just have to be right once. They probably will turn off the internet when it happens but that would begin TDTR sooo win/win?

Random question, anyone have a link to the website where you can see the swap?

>56989083
>lives in a “village”
Eurofaggot detected

>>56989571
no

It was so exciting just to listen to Larry Cheng speak last night. Would love to have gone there. Just to have been in the presence of such amazing people. Unbelievable thinking that we're getting an opportunity to be 60% down on our investments with these pioneers.

>56989760
why do you think this will ever work?

>>56989760
Pp show is a giga faggot grifter and so are you.

>>56989487
Have you actually had a Fidelity rep get shaky on you? I remember about a year ago when I was DRSing on the phone, I decided to push the limit on the types of questions I can ask them.
>Hey, stupid question, have you ever seen this many requests for Direct Registration in your career in customer service?
>You know, I actually haven't. The amount of DRS requests submitted has been very high this past year or so for some reason.
>Oh ok. I know you're not supposed to go into TOO much detail about certain securities, and you don't have to answer if you don't want to...but would you say of the securities being overwhelmingly asked to be DRSed, would you say the majority of requests are for mostly ONE particular security?
>Yes. That's correct.
>Ok, it was just a theory I had. Have a good day.
Yeah, we're gonna WAGMI, it's just a matter of time.

>>56989777
Trips check. What will ever work?

>>56989921
The company is no longer hemorrhaging money and has a billion in cash. You'll be employed for a long time. Welcome to 4chan.

>datefagging
we all knew nothing would come of this swap
i’m almost inclined to believe that the swap expiration theory pushers were disingenuous bad actors all along
we all knew nothing would happen today
swap theorizers are just giving shills fuel
if they aren’t already full blown shills themselves
sneed hedgies
we all knew nothing would come of this swap

>>56990008

>>56990008

Lemme know when a single thing comes of anything dumbfuck gme baggie. Zero happenings and zero events in 3 years. 1030 days of fuck all. Ahahaahahahahaha

Gabussy

>>56990008
fucking kek chadshill has perfected baggie-speak, i kneel
kek baggies

>>56990043
You being imprisoned in this thread is the happening. You don't do it for Free. And if you did it would mean that you are a retard with some sort of compulsive disorder.

I enjoyed the interview with Larry yesterday. Him and rc are going to build our wealth for us.

>>56989487
If they turn off the Internet the EBT cards stop working.

>>56990129
SS mods apparently didn't, RC and Larry cheng are now verboten on SuperStupid kek

>>56990144
Kek the footage of land whales protesting the government would be glorious.

>>56990019
>>datefagging
>we all knew nothing would come of this swap
>i’m almost inclined to believe that the swap expiration theory pushers were disingenuous bad actors all along
>we all knew nothing would happen today
>swap theorizers are just giving shills fuel
>if they aren’t already full blown shills themselves
>sneed hedgies
>we all knew nothing would come of this swap
>>56990043
>>56990063
>>56990090
>>56990103
>>56990129
>>56990144
>>56990152
>>56990162
>datefagging
we all knew nothing would come of this swap
i’m almost inclined to believe that the swap expiration theory pushers were disingenuous bad actors all along
we all knew nothing would happen today
swap theorizers are just giving shills fuel
if they aren’t already full blown shills themselves
sneed hedgies
we all knew nothing would come of this swap

>>56989874
TDA never got shaky on the phone. They just started spamming me with emails about risk profiles and begging me to try options. They also changed ThinkOrSwim's profit/loss calculator to count a DRS of GME as shares sold for zero.

>>56990103
Ahahahahahaha. Good. Let me be a sign for you to buy more.

Dumbfuck baggot go all in

>>56990173
>>>56990019
>>>datefagging
>>we all knew nothing would come of this swap
>>i’m almost inclined to believe that the swap expiration theory pushers were disingenuous bad actors all along
>>we all knew nothing would happen today
>>swap theorizers are just giving shills fuel
>>if they aren’t already full blown shills themselves
>>sneed hedgies
>>we all knew nothing would come of this swap
>>>56990043
>>>56990063
>>>56990090
>>>56990103
>>>56990129
>>>56990144
>>>56990152
>>>56990162
>>datefagging
>we all knew nothing would come of this swap
>i’m almost inclined to believe that the swap expiration theory pushers were disingenuous bad actors all along
>we all knew nothing would happen today
>swap theorizers are just giving shills fuel
>if they aren’t already full blown shills themselves
>sneed hedgies
>we all knew nothing would come of this swap
>>56990178
>>56989968
>>56989921
>>56989847
>>56989777
>>56989722
>datefagging
we all knew nothing would come of this swap
i’m almost inclined to believe that the swap expiration theory pushers were disingenuous bad actors all along
we all knew nothing would happen today
swap theorizers are just giving shills fuel
if they aren’t already full blown shills themselves
sneed hedgies
we all knew nothing would come of this swap
>>56986901
>>56986786
>>56986703

>>56987323
They are either trying to scam the board into buying more GME or they don't comprehend the power of defaulting, forgiving debt and inflating ones troubles away. These guys seem to be GME stock salesmen more than anything. Their hope for a total economic collapse, yet again, has not come to fruition.

>>56990152
Yeah, they are big mad. But troons are like that, the hormones make them catty and jealous.

Just as predicted in the dead sneed scrolls.

>>56990228
kek hannies and her top lip slug

>>56990240
literally looks like this pepe

>>56990240
i would love to give (((hannah))) a firm congratulatory handshake in minecraft for all her accomplishments

>>56990103
Buy more yet faggot?

>>56990218
>>>56990173 (You)
>>>>56990019
>>>>datefagging
>>>we all knew nothing would come of this swap
>>>i’m almost inclined to believe that the swap expiration theory pushers were disingenuous bad actors all along
>>>we all knew nothing would happen today
>>>swap theorizers are just giving shills fuel
>>>if they aren’t already full blown shills themselves
>>>sneed hedgies
>>>we all knew nothing would come of this swap
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>>>>56990063
>>>>56990090
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>>>>56990129
>>>>56990144
>>>>56990152
>>>>56990162
>>>datefagging
>>we all knew nothing would come of this swap
>>i’m almost inclined to believe that the swap expiration theory pushers were disingenuous bad actors all along
>>we all knew nothing would happen today
>>swap theorizers are just giving shills fuel
>>if they aren’t already full blown shills themselves
>>sneed hedgies
>>we all knew nothing would come of this swap
>>>56990178
>>>56989968
>>>56989921
>>>56989847
>>>56989777
>>>56989722
>>datefagging
>we all knew nothing would come of this swap
>i’m almost inclined to believe that the swap expiration theory pushers were disingenuous bad actors all along
>we all knew nothing would happen today
>swap theorizers are just giving shills fuel
>if they aren’t already full blown shills themselves
>sneed hedgies
>we all knew nothing would come of this swap
>>>56986901
>>>56986786
>>>56986703
>>56990228
>>56990233
>>56990240
>>56990253
>>56990271
>>56990277
>datefagging
we all knew nothing would come of this swap
i’m almost inclined to believe that the swap expiration theory pushers were disingenuous bad actors all along
we all knew nothing would happen today
swap theorizers are just giving shills fuel
if they aren’t already full blown shills themselves
sneed hedgies
we all knew nothing would come of this swap

>>56990271
You could see the pain in his eyes when he was told he will never be a woman on it's stream

Calm before storm?

>>56989345
This is as far as that small loan of 400M will let them can kick now. Wasnt it like 1.3B Ken charged to the company CC like a year ago?

>>56990380
>it's not even working anymore

>>56986076
I had issues with a Logitech mouse. What sort of fixed it was just putting it upside down and running the wheel up and down the desk for a little bit

>>56990380
I wonder how much more of his company he will sell? His bonds are 1 step away from dog shit, they are basically worthless but rating agencies won't ever have the balls to rate them properly

Newest baggie cope just dropped

>>56990419
i've BEEN doing that but it only helps for a bit
luckily i'm still under warranty so i'll just get them to send me a new one
but holy fuck a $200 mouse and they can't even get the scroll wheel to work beyond 1 year?
i hate jews so much it's unreal

Alright well i think its safe to say that Pulte is no more than an attention seeking grifter at this point.

What does that make RC who openly associates with him?

kek red baggies
you're red! red baggies!
it was supposed to le quizzle today and baggies are RED KEK BAGGIES

>>56990466
You sound like a SS mod kek

Holy shit kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

kek bagstop baggots

>>56990471
Im not. After watching that disaster though, im pretty bearish on all of this

>>56990430
I believe

>>56990424
>they are basically worthless but rating agencies won't ever have the balls to rate them properly
Citadel is the largest market maker. If they collapse there's a total liquidity failure for much of the stock market and then EVERYTHING gets price discovery, not just GME.

>>56990466
Ken Griffin openly associates with pedophiles, oligarchs, and other parasitic billionaire psychopaths. Oh and while RC keeps his business to himself, Ken Griffin openly admits that his market maker, Citadel, manipulates stock prices. What do you make of that?

>>56990466
Sneed.
Pulte is not allowed to just come out and say we're all going to wagmi. Only a fucking retard can't read between the lines. All the hedgies can do is drag their feet to prevent them from entering the penis explosion chamber.

>>56990466
None of you have any idea of the level of threats Cohen is dealing with do you? How are you sure he is even in control of his social media accounts anymore? Pulte has been pushed very hard on GME holders. Like many before such as Dave Lauer. Because you retards ran out and group bought a bankrupt towel store to intentionally manufacture a short squeeze and harm American markets, you gave team satan all the evidence they needed to legally psyop you and legally suppress the price of GameStop amongst other things. That’s why Kenny was bragging about price fixing. He has been granted authority to do it to protect our markets from manipulators who didn’t just like the company or the stock.
Some of you really have no idea how big of a problem GameStop is, and what lengths they have gone to in order to regain control of the situation. The stupidest amongst you have actually become employed shills without your own knowledge just because of how greedy and malleable you are.
>things are going to get real awkward here
They got awkward when half of you started working for the US gov and the short hedge funds without even realizing it. Weakening the communities. Screaming about short squeezes. Telling others to buy bbby to cause a short squeeze. You fucking retards are doing your best to ruin my investment, and you deserve to lose everything.

>>56990524
they need to rip the bandaid off at this point for the sake of the financial system Ken Griffin needs to do prison time

>>56990529
RC isnt the mastermind genius he is being advertised as. He likely likes the power/attn he gets from all this and doesnt have as much control over the outcomes it as we wish he did

>>56990529
You made that up, didn’t you anon?

What is it about christcucks becoming baggies? Is it the whole believing in fairytales thing?

>>56990553
kek shillies
umad all of your nefarious plans and dastardly deeds were broadcast to the world in children's books?
Nothing personal, kid.

>>56990537
Who is going to put him in prison? The politicians and regulators who make millions in the market because of his existence? The officials who will get a job for him for half a million a year for brushing things under rugs?
Many of you have forgotten literally everyone in the world is against our success other than the board of the company and us. They are all actively working together to prevent price discovery, and the stupidest of you all are playing right into their hand.
DFV tried to give everyone a hint in front of congress. Most of you were too stupid to see it.
“I just like the company. I like the stock. I’m invested because I think the company will be worth more in the future than it is now”
Participating or saying anything more then the above is exactly what they needed you all to do, and you fucking retards walked right into the trap with your dicks in your hands

>shilling everywhere
Not only do swaps and contracts expire AT THE END of a trading day, but for these specifically there is likely a T+2 or 3 or something. Shills gotta calm down lol.

>>56990566
New fud just dropped. Derail based and redpilled gme threads with off topic nonsense.

>>56990553
hey you don't say that

>>56990580

>>56990585
WAGMI. UBS says it's T+2.

Icahn much closer to total liquidation than I even expected, had to issue additional 10% yielding notes today because he couldn't make payments for 2024's debt. Short sellers resorting to issuing new high interest debt to pay off old existing debt.

>>56990585
>we forgot about t+nigger

>>56990516
kek BBBaggie

>>56990593
Kek bbbyaggie

>>56990610
>bbbyaggie
Retard how does that even sound. It's BBBaggie. The Y is spoken in the Immaterium.

>>56990606
They don’t even realize how stupid they are. They are the single best example of Dunning-Kreuger I’ve ever witnessed. I used to think they were paid shills but now i realize they are just the playthings of the real shills. Laptop guy is one of them. Keith is another. The shorts turned the dumbest gme investors against the logical ones, and it was brilliant

>>56990590
Original

Reminder that baggot is a homophobic word

>>56990565
https://youtu.be/FID0BLkZXuY?feature=shared&t=2057
>markets are efficient because of active managers setting the prices of securities
>firms like Citadel
>trying to drive the value of companies towards where we think they should be valued
Straight from the horse's mouth

>>56990628
>Laptop guy is one of them.
If you are referring to THOTCrasher, a.k.a. fatCHAD, he is not one of them.

>>56990633
>original
kek
thought you roped desu
congrats on still being 'alive' anon

>>56990594
Nice. See you for the rocket on Wednesday since 2 whole days have to end first.

>>56990604
And apparently just "end of the day" logic. Contracts...don't expire until the end of the day. So it was shilling and doomed from the start to expect something to happen this morning.

>>56990566
>>Be me
>>Say CIK a few times 2 years ago in /gme/
>>Faggots still seethe about it

>>56990634
>i mean i'm bi and have blown a couple dudes
what a fucking faggot

>>56990661
>be baggie
>lose money for 2 years straight
Kek baggies 2 more years

>>56990635
>conspiracy YouTube channel is proof
You’re an idiot, aren’t you anon?

>>56990645
Alive? I am free to walk away whenever I want unlike the silly shillies. You never closed so you have to sit here 24/7 spreading fud.
>18pbtid
like, go touch grass or something
TOP KEK

So many downies ITT today, something must have really set them off. Eh Hannah?

>>56990696
>go touch grass
by any chance are you >>56990663 ?
kek
picrel btw

>>56990682
What the fuck are you on about retard? Ken Griffin said verbatim: "Citadel decides the value of stock prices." Not a fucking conspiracy you disingenuous cunt. Ken Griffin 100% just admitted to market manipulation. This is a fact. You are living in a fantasy world if you are in denial of this.

>>56990717
>Referencing his own post
>He forgot to switch ID's
Feel free to do a 360 and walk on home :^)

>>56990719
>if I keep yelling he’s a pedophile people will believe me
You’re family is ashamed of you, aren’t they anon?

>>56990682
>>conspiracy YouTube channel
This user is retarded at best but most likely disingenuous and a shill.

>56990754
Keep sliding and keep deflecting.
Ken Griffin admitted to market manipulation and you refuse to acknowledge that.

>>56990752
>"Referencing his own post"
>doesn't have the cognitive function required to figure out that i was talked about the redditnigger referenced in the post that my post was replying to
kek why am i not surprised

>>56990768
You’re illiterate, aren’t you anon?

Ryan, if you read this post send a tweet today with the subject matter being based around tomatoes. Thx.

>>56990754
Says the troon who has a better beard than me kek

>>56990536
Yeah, don't take this personal, but I'm not reading any of that. I'm just not, okay? Sneed.

bumpbaggies working overtime today

>>56990779
>He didn't think to directly link to the plebbitniggers post instead of his own post
>He unironically thinks his words are that important
Lol. Lmao. It's okay. Just wait until the next thread to try again :^)

How can supply and demand exist in a market where market makers decide the value of securities based on their own beliefs and opinions?

>>56990812
They aren't contracted to think, they are contracted to post whatever their line managers tell them to

So at market close the swap will crush the economy or in t+ days?

>>56990152
their seething is quantifiable

>>56990566
Funny how that exact image in the /pol/ thread about how you were assmad that some based Iowan destroyed a satanic statue in a government building. Truly, satanists are lolcows.

>>56990806
>gets called out for being a 90-IQ troglodyte
>"um actually it's YOUR fault that i couldn't comprehend this"
are all americans this fucking dumb? i'm genuinely worried since i'm going to be going to school in the US in september and don't want to be completely surrounded by retards that lack rudimentary cognitive function kek

>>56990819
True, whenever they are faced with pure facts, they have no choice but to resort to retardation and gaslighting.

>>56990825
If no can kicking and if not a nothing burger it should be Tuesday.

sometimes I wonder if the shillposting in here is not for us or possible new buyers either.
maybe it's for the AIs and algos monitoring social media to position investment portfolios.
just a schizophrenic thought.
anyway. the algo reeeeeally doesn't want this stock green today.

>>56990828
kek the SS mods will have a conniption if you posted this on there

>do it

>>56990839
Funny you can be obsessed about Americans on a board with no flags, in awe at the butthurt.

>>56990843
Tuesday sounds good. I'm expecting a nothing burger, but the spammer screeching about it being a psyop gives me hope.

>>56990852
>literally one comment
>about a country i'm about to move to
>"heh why are you so OBSESSED"

>>56990424
>his bonds are 1 step away from dog shit
niggerfaggot's next big brain play

>>56990152
Seriously? RC and Cheng have them that booty-blasted huh? Oh man, this saga is the lulziest even I've even witnessed in my life. There may be nothing like it after all is said and done. I guess this must be what a dwarve in DRG feels like, except we're mining for the finest fucking salt in the galaxy kek.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0&pp=ygUPVGhlIGFpciBpcyBzYWx0

Kek hedgies.

>>56990839
>are all americans this fucking dumb?
NO U

>>56990872
Kek even the air is salt, breath in and taste the salt.

>>56990152
I don't get it because I didn't watch it. Why are they even mad?

>>56990929
RC like a Pulte tweet (not his first) then Larry Cheng (GME board member and early Chewy investor) was interviewed and all the mods went full retard and tried to censor it completely, literally fingers in ears "LALALALALALALALA". If RC didn't want to endorse this shit he wouldn't like his tweets.

See >>56989307 For the seething from mods why censoring the CEO is actually a GOOD thing kek

>>56990961
yeah but what were they censoring? that sub was always retarded but i'm curious

>>56990719
>CRIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>what do you mean "why hasn't he gotten in trouble for saying that"? it's uh... it's obviously because we're just so much HECKIN smarter than regulatory officials, they just don't understand... heh... checkmate SHILLIES
WHY WON'T SOMEONE HECKIN DO SOMETHING?!?! CALL THE POLICE NOW

Do you remember when we bought GME because we believed in the 'MOASS'? Lol, good times.

kek baggot freaks

Imagine if all the names your parents could choose and they choose Clint
AND you’re losing money on a dying video game store

>>56991246
>literally
obsessed

>>56990825
2 MORE WEEKS BAGGIE

>shill your bullshit on /pol/ for days
>trick schizos into losing money too as your next squizzly squooze meme date fails
Kek maybe you baggots aren't so bad.

>>56990961
I don't know who Pulte even is though. Wtf could Larry have said to make them want to censor it though?

>>56991269
See >>56989307 for their reasoning

https://archive.is/Z1SU1

Basically a bunch of butt hurt bullshit

>>56991019
Truly we must be, since the SEC has been wilfully ignorant towards markets for decades now.

They aren't billionaires because they share, they are a middling middleman. Why should anyone be able to sell an unlimited number of shares?

>>56991269
He’s the guy who turned around Pulte Homes, we’re all buying that stock to make him CEO again. We love Pulte!PULTE PULTE PULTE PULTE PULTE PULTE PULTE PULTE EVERYBODY CHANT IT WILL GIVE HIM SHORT DESTROYING POWERS PULTE PULTE PULTE

>>56989307
Only shills buy anything but Pulte Homes, does these mods even own Pulte shares?

Why is it that these sneed trollers spam that date, then when no one takes the bait they are still rustled sneeds and pretend GME hodlers had some hype date?

>mysterious

Why the fuck are these leddit threads filled with leddit nonsense still here?

So it looks like Mr. RICO will be visiting the MOD at Reddit. Lol.

>>56991323
I'm not giving pulte any money until MOASS

Threaded!
>>56990678
>>56990678
>>56990678

>>56991409
fuck off faguette

>>56990306
qrd on this ham beast?

>>56991385
PHM is the real MOASS GME was a distraction, Larry Cheng said so at the Pulte Homes party yesterday

>>56991409
I enjoy these.

remember gentlemen.
this is not a red day.
this is a crab day
and we still might even end up green.

>>56991555
Checked. My funds clear for buying more jiemis on Monday or Tuesday.

>>56991497
Yep clear as day. Ryan can't directly say what is going on. But it's clear that the GME play is over and now it's all directed towards Pulte Homes. Only the young!

>>56991624
That’s not on sale anymore you have to buy Pulte Group now Ryan Cohen liked his tweet on Twitter we need to make him CEO next.

Shill really have a hard on for Pulte don't they kek

>>56991640
Definitely he wants us all to DRS and BOOK Pulte shares so we can make him CEO, any one who disagrees works for Ken Griffin

Sorry, but no one cares what you think

>>56991646
Looks to be like the only shills are the ones who don’t like pulte . Ryan Cohen loves him so everyone should

>>56991680
>>56991680
>>56991680
Threaded.

>>56991711
I invested 9K to GME, its going to bump right now

>>56992639
Get ready for the third wave

What a boring day.... I guess we wait T+2 for the swap to explode?