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>>56982644
Dear god have a transparent one
When people post frogs with white backgrounds, I automatically think they're poor

Will PODD anon start posting NEP-chan soon?

Everyone said they made 100000% on options today but my TMF calls were the only options posted. Really makes me think you guys are all lieing on the Internet... Why would you lie on the Internet?

>>56982644
Any forex / futures scalpers here? if yes please guys i'm desperate for a system that is profitable, i have been scammed so many times on the interweb that now i think of quitting this game, this is my last hope.

>>56982669
I don't even trade options

I'm getting some Blue Label and Hennessy XO from COST this weekend. Position accordingly.

>>56982669
I ain't gotta prove jack to your racist frog meme loving, sus self

>>56982669
Mine are part of a portfolio, some of the largest gainers were recoveries, that if I had re-invested into them sooner I could have layed a larger position down. I'm still learning, but I'm making money.

Happy to be back to work. My mood changed for the better almost immediately. Have I missed anything? Also I was informed I just got a raise as well. Sometimes pulling yourself up by your bootstraps pays off.

>>56982701
>Henny XO
Weak. Join Armangac gang, better bang for buck.
https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/c/355/armagnac

>>56982692
Smart. I only gamble a few grand when I get an itch but there are kids actually doing the "bro donate your plasma and buy 0.05 delta 0dte Tesla calls" thing again. I honestly like /smg/ more during bear markets

YOU PUSH IT

100 * e^(0.15 * 10) = 450

How does this make you feel?

>BS in Agribusiness
>Minor in Applied Statistics
>Minor in Geology

If I think the Fed will lower interest rates next year, would it make sense to buy long dated puts on money market ETFs?
This seems like free money... but at the same time, how the fuck do I do it? JPST just hovers around $50... Is there a way I can bet on the dividends going down in the future?

Small caps

>>56982720
john-chan mumus won

TOTAL CRABOBO DEATH TOMORROW WE GO ATH

>>56982751
If you think the fed is going lower rates next year (they are) then you should get a conservative 300% TLT portfolio

>>56982739
I avoid math with letters in it.

>>56982728
I know cognac is a derivative of brandy but it sounds better. Brandy is a stripper/prostitute name. Sounds like something old biddies drink. I'll keep my eyes out though, thanks.

>>56982770
I'm also considering that too...

>>56982739
Like I need to add about 4 zeroes

TECH BROS
BOLO:
>Last Friday was the first time since 2013 that the FAGMAN mag 7 was outperformed by the major indexs
Once in a 10 year event? Or more to come?

>>56982644
Infinite Prosperity. Quantum transistors have yet to hit mainstream.
YOU cannot change my mind.

>>56982827
I don't know how porn loading faster on my computer is going to improve the economy but that 0.01 second buffer time can go to hell

Has anyone thought about what happens, when inflation goes back up?
The FED cant lower rates in that scenario!
All the talk they do now is extremely cheap, and too easily swallowed.

SAVE weekly chart showing first Green indications since it shit itself. Also, another $0.10 Divvy next week.

>>56982771
80085

>>56982776
Sir, cognac is brandy from the cognac region of France. There’s nothing derivative about it.

>>56982761
Not for long...

>>56982827
>Quantum transistors have yet to hit mainstream.
With ai now starting to reach potential to actually make more money for companies i can see a massive ai chip arms race for next 10 years. we will see some serious chip power soon.

>>56982882
>Muh special grapes
>$300 a bottle plz

>>56982669
Just a follow up, but I left $50k on the table this week because I didn't have the proper chart setup. Sometimes you really need to adjust things and back test and see if you can see where you missed out on a trade, and ended up still winning but leaving with a fraction of the possible gain. I was also greedy, so cop it up to me paying for my trading tuition.

>>56982858
Noone sees that very real scenario?

>>56982892
Post an update
/smg/ is a "What have you done for me lately" culture and lately you've done nothing but shit up the place. No wonder our best posters are leaving... even during a massive bull run when /smg/ should be most alive.

>>56982920
No. The Fed has repeatedly said they are NOT raising rates. People are bullish now because the market has been bullish. Retail investors (which exploded during covid, and since Robinhood really) don't care about the broader market, hell the people I know that 'trade' have no idea what they're doing, they don't know what the Fed even is, much less calculate things by %. They're retards literally gambling. That's money in the market, and it keeps the party going on the market, but the underlying real debt is exploding (they're all broke with maxed out credit cards, hence the gambling).

>>56982793
Most likely more to come. On a long enough timeline, all stocks go to zero.

>>56982793
It's just the rebalancing

>>56982892
I bought SPXS this morning. Hopefully we have a little pullback tomorrow.

>>56982952
Same normies I discussed here >>56982947
would never get that reference, and they haven't seen Fight Club. Apparently it's not on netflix or whatever shit they watch. Being old sucks, but fuck I can't believe how much the younger generations missed out on. Growing up without a cellphone is probably why I'm not addicted to social media (outside of this site?).

>>56982899
>massive ai chip arms race
There is no arms race. The last mover is already here.

>>56982858
>>56982920
>>56982947
if unemployment keeps going up they will cut happily and quickly.

SPGP over SCHX?

>>56982901
You can get cognac for ten bucks. It’s just brandy. There are expensive brands though.

>>56983001
And if that happens then that means the market has already dropped over 20%. I lived through 2007-2013, it get's very wet with all the sweat and blood, things get very slippery and just suddenly drop for apparently no reason (it's people actually doing due dilligence which they haven't been doing).

>>56982882
I've outed myself as a bumpkin that can't even understand Wikipedia articles. I'll see if I can find your cognac and in exchange for this lesson I'll buy a stock of your choice tomorrow.

Another day. Another day of doing "nothing". Another day of green falling down like crack while doing said "nothing". Oh well. Least my stress level and blood pressure is always low.

>>56982720
Update?

>>56982973
Wait!? What!? The whole world should get most Tyler Durden/Fight Club references. It's not like I'm quoting "Airplane!" from the 80's. I'm glad my warehouse manager is only a few years younger than me...I did make an Airplane! reference, he knew it was from a movie, but wasn't sure which one. Maybe when interviewing employees, I should quiz them about their motion picture viewing knowledge?
>>56983036
Weird in a thread this morning, I mentioned that VOO wasn't a "safe" asset. They all thought I was crazy. It's an investment, it can go down (materially) in value.
>>56983040
Anyone seen Box anon/burp anon/prosper anon? I haven't caught him posting in a while, I kinda miss him.

>>56982899
The chips are already here, the bottleneck right now for most companies is surprisingly software.

>>56982942
>what have you done for me lately
What have you chuds ever done for me? You killed poem anon!!! If anything every poster in this general fucking owes me a genuine apology!

I present to you the replacement for PODD girl:
NEP Girl
Today I sold all my PODD and switched to NEP. Another supremely undervalued stock sold off by boomers who don't understand anything about the company.
God bless America.

some guy really felt the need to post about $40 in puts he bought

holy poverty

>>56983080
>The whole world should get most Tyler Durden/Fight Club references
The only reason I know about it is because one of my feminist girlfriends forced me to watch it because she wrote a book report about it in school.
I was 24 at the time.

>>56983117
>I was 24 at the time.
How long ago was this?

I bagheld 500 soxl shares for over a year and a half through a 80% loss and today I sold them and actually made a profit even it it was just a little

some guy who had a similar position last year called me a retard and he sold for a loss at $13. I'm dabbing on him right now LMAOOO

thanks for convincing me to have the balls to not take a massive loss /smg/ you're my brothers

>>56983036
Shouldn't TMF be safe in any of these future situations?

>>56983104
I don't touch limited partnerships.

>>56983129
You're welcome king.
Just get ready to get back into the game when the time is right

>>56983138
Why?

>>56983122
5 years ago.

>>56983129
What a fucking king

thank you, stock market. I have finally left six-figure hell.

>>56983080
Kek when the index falls epic like you never panic. Instead you dump in a mega load and ride the wave. History has shown the truth of it. My 401k, I uh jacked my contributions over 3x per month when the epic shat happened.

>>56983040
No need to buy any stock anon, but I recommend you drink whiskey instead of cognac

>>56983166
congrats, can i borrow some monie

>>56983166
Who’s Marcus?

>>56983192
goldman sachs high-yield savings

>>56983132
I don't trust any of these leveraged ETFs if you're holding. Not even for swing trading.

>>56983080
>Wait!? What!? The whole world should get most Tyler Durden/Fight Club references.
>>56983155
There ya go, this guy is almost 30 and never heard of it. Granted, it came out the same year as the Matrix, I think there are two reasons why it doesn't get play:
The Director's very dark, and I don't see most of his stuff on TV period.
Also, possible legal issues just advertising the movie (the shirt Brad Pitt is wearing on the poster and VHS cover was literally covrered in naked women. You can't see that unless it's blown up, or you know ahead of time. It's like the Mermaid Penis Castle thing).

>>56983192
That's his boyfriend who gave him the 2 million that he turned into 1 million.

>>56983192
goldman ball sach's retail investing platform

So all the schizo bobos from last evening are finally gone?

>>56983201
Ah, I see

>>56983209
>investing
It's a fucking savings account
(I have one too)
(They're gonna sell it off to another bank soon, probably)

>>56983151
Too many have poor management incentives. Lots of fraud and abuse, the category seems to produce some of the most bankruptcies, and many others that survive a decade end up bought out after declines such that all long term holders suffer permanent loss. At least NEP doesn't seem to be classified as an MLP, so that's good.
In general I like shareholder rights. Even though I'll never have enough shares to matter, fair voting rights and open control means that activists have potential to step in and force change, which in turn forces management to care about something other than maximizing their own paycheck.
I can make an exception if its founder lead, and has a history of solid returns. Does NEP have insider alignment?

Regardless of my own feelings, it looks like it'll pump. Divvy cuts always pump once the boomers get flushed.

>>56982858
>The FED cant lower rates in that scenario!
Fed can do whatever it wants

Did China bottom?

>>56983257
Lol

>>56983257
No.

Can't believe he's gone...

>>56983104
in the old days, users used the official Nep mascot to shill NEP. I guess the world is changing

>>56983292

>>56983080
Burpanon's been around. Catching bans for advertising his videos.

>>56983246
I understand your opinion.
I don't think its relevant to the investment opportunity in this case, but I get it.
From everything I've gathered its dividend returns are not threatened. Its dividend is in no danger of being cut, this entire thing was a massive overdramatic backlash from saying their guidance will be "slightly" lower than anticipated. They are also a sustainable energy company so the dreaded boomer turned on them because of market sentiment because "they're bad now" even though they make a fuckton of cash.
The chairman of the board is straight from NEE, along with many other top members from what I could find. They have a ton of their own savings invested in the company.

Total bullshit that it got dumped. Another example of the "PODD effect", there it was weightloss drugs will destroy type 1 diabetes, here it is "green energy bad now".

>>56983292
>>56983307
Excuse me anons, I would like to know more.

My gains are modest
My life is the oddest
There are no options to play

>>56983320
>Its dividend is in no danger of being cut
Interesting.

>>56983350
That's pretty good.

>>56983352
Get this, there was flash crash because "its dividend growth rate" is being cut, not its actual "dividend yield".
This is how retarded dividend investors are.

>>56983350
Poemanon, have you switched to haikus?

>>56983320
What's the backstory on the total loss? Weekly chart looks like it has possibility, but that's a lot of volume to work through before you get back towards the higher 40s-50 range.

>>56983341
her name is neptune, she has a good butt...thats about all we know.

>>56983384
>what the backstory on the total loss
I kind of posted it above.
Most of the reason it sold off is based on attached information.
Remember the company is still growing fine, has a 12% dividend yield, and is perfectly healthy. You can analyze their financials.

There is something mentally ill when it comes to dividend investors and their response to anyone touching their precious dividend. Did the stock deserve to drop to $20 off this news? Are green energy stocks dead forever because the market says they're bad now?
Now that interest rates have peaked and will be going down, its clear. Now is the time to buy.
Fuck dividend investors and fuck mindless boomers.

Might buy NAIL if it goes up another 20% (have to be sure about its momentum).
Looks so solid

>>56983426
Looks like a good deal for boomers. Looked up the chart, I think it's going to retrace and backtest high 20s, then probably moon like SAVE did.

>>56983478
>going to backtest
I don't think so. I'm buying it now because it already backtested and held support around $22. Zero chance it will stay this low for long.
I think it is going to close to $50 too fast to wait.

Meteorologists are predicting the worst winter vagina season on record this year as a result of El Nino. Go long KAOOY.

>>56983465
>buy things after a giant pump, to be certain

>>56983508
Got any memelines to support your analysis?

>>56983423
remember this fellow men of /smg/.
Find yourself a wife with a good ass. All women lose their Tits eventually, but a good ass lasts decades longer

>>56983465
This looks like pure speculation based on... ? Nearest subdivision that was being built next to my neighborhood is still sitting with half built homes three years later. Property prices have been coming down week after week (if you're not activly scouring Redfin for automated email alerts you shouldn't even bother with this shit).
>>56983508
That's a ton of volume from 9/25 to work though, so if it pops it will be violent. I expect it to crab up for a while.

>>56983556
>ass
i'm white

>the IRS doesn't accept AMEX because of the extra .2% merchant's fee

fucking kill me, been on a meeting for almost 3 hrs now.

>>56983546
I put a lot of work into this so I hope you guys appreciate this.
This is Mott Capital levels of technical analysis.

>>56983556
>Getting married
>Over physical attractiveness of all things
Whores are cheaper.

Kek, PFE closed on SGEN today. They also jacked their divvy. Analist are punishing PFE stock cause "covid income was less than expected" Like no shat?. Really. Covid hasn't been a thing for uh well for a long while now. So course the money train from that is drying up. Those fucks are loading the boat. SGEN was going for 200+ a share. You can get it now plus get a fat divvy and more for merely $27. Must've been a reason the former SGEN was going for such lofty price. Cancer drugs the company is working on (4 of them) must be some powerful shat..

>>56983593
I've paid with amex before. Not sure where you're seeing that, but there are multiple payment processing sites for taxes.

>>56983588
>toned taut butt =/= baboon ass

this weeks edition of
>can't say they aren't doing it

slacking...

>>56983593
You just have to pay the convenience fee goyum

Bought CIBC at the bottom in late October, made $8k in gains, and I just sold today. Feeling good, bought puts for April 2024 because it's going to snap back after this interest rate high wears off and people start realizing the economy is still completely fucked and inflation ratchets back up Q1 2024. I was actually going to hold the stock until April but with Jpow announcing this premature pivot I have absolutely no hope that inflation is going to normalize.

Over the past 5 years QLD has outperformed QQQ by 2.2x. Shouldn't it be 1.8x (or something below 2x) with the volatility drag? Can leveraged ETFs actually outperform their given daily leverage through compounding gains?

Running out of SOXL calls to sell, they're expiring tomorrow. What the fuck do I do? I'm buying the living shit out of it when it dips but until then?!

>soft landing

>>56982701
>blue label
JW Green is where it's at. Blue label is for posers.

>>56983730
Every year I get older Hugh Neutron's obsession with ducks makes more sense.

>>56983129
You are still kind of retarded for not holding longer for more profit. Don't listen to the retards going "muh double top" that is just Bobos coping with being retarded.

>>56983257

Do not become a trading assistant. I’m nearly certain the traders just throw darts and guess what a l keyword is supposed to mean, then inevitably I have to rebook it 20 times since they guessed wrong

>>56983257
Yes.

>>56983707
Yes it is due to a rebalancing factor. If a leveraged etf is consistently positive or negative daily for long enough it will exceed the leverage in either gains or losses.

The math is surprisingly simple but im at happy hour so im not gonna do it for you

>>56983773
Everyone has been waiting a long time for this opportunity to finally dump their bags and pay down debt dude. This is probably the end of the run.

>>56983721
Time for the bix nood SOXS climb to infinity then.

>>56983546

>was up a $1000 at point in the day
>still managed to lose money by close
I'm so fucking retarded it fucking hurts.

>soft landing

>>56983732
Black or double Black if you're having cigars.
>>56983767
But that's not a duck.

>>56983823
I like mine better

>>56983688
This is true, but if you pick the right card with 2% back, pay a 1.8% fee, and get to sit on cash for 2 extra months before the bill is due, who is really winning?

>>56983840
I can't read naked charts, I need meme indicators and shit. I just recently changed my charting setup after missing on SAVE earlier this week. This would have saved me from missing a trade. You see that volume I'm talking about?

>>56983833
I'll bet it quacks like a duck.

>>56983857
Nah, they hiss. You've never punted a swan before?

>>56983872
I generally avoid freshwater, it's very boring.

>>56983104
Thanks bro, I sold PODD today and went into NEP as well from your recommendations. >>56982666
I'll follow you till the end of the Earth.

>>56983823
FYI that drawing I did of the trend line was with this bar chart style, I usually do them on candles as it is more accurate especially in the long term from what I've seen.
>>56983900
Agreed for fishing. I just have to make it through the morning puking my guts out until I get a buzz around 9 and then I'm good. Getting out of the harbor and to deep sea is hell for me. Feeding the seagulls the whole way.

>>56983854
I just read them naked anon. I'm all about fundamentals and sentiment, I only dabble in technical analysis if I want to perfectly maximize certain trades, mostly when it comes to when to buy.

>>56983908
Well if you go down, I go down too, kek. Cross your fucking fingers.

the recession is not coming

>>56983964
no no NOOO!!!!

>>56983964
Anon, it's already here. Has been. I think you're thinking of another word.

bought 400 worth of random biotech stock a few months ago. Down 200. Could have bought a bike or something useful. fuck investing who has time for anything besides ETFs dumb bullshit stocks

Non-ARM virgins:

Why don't you have at least 10 shares of ARM? Do you hate money? Do you hate 10Xing within the next year due to exponentially increasing demand and hype? Do you love FOMOing when ARM hits 200?

>>56983985
I don't think of words
I let Jim think of words

The btc miner play I was looking at went up 31% today. I sadly did not buy in ;(

>>56983730
>>56983829
*There* *is* *no* *landing*, you fucking retard. They just gave up on fighting inflation because bringing it back down would cause a US sovereign debt crisis. They're cutting rates into hot inflation. Look at DXY: the dollar is collapsing faster than Joe Biden without his walker.

>>56984012
Imagine not buying VT and owning the world

This is how I know this entire fake pump is fake.
Gold has done fucking nothing this entire time. Yeah, it's gone a few miniscule dollars above it's old ATH from like 2021 or whenever.
And it's doing nothing since. If this was really a pivot and conditions were good, gold would be at 2500. The fact that it hasn't gone above 2100 is a signal that this pump is trash and there is something bad brewing.

>>56984036
Which one?

How fucked are we?

>>56984038
Just ignore the soft landing tards. They're the equivalent of vaxxies. They believed the media narrative.

>>56984038
>fed raising rates to decrease inflation
>US government raising spending to increase inflation
What does the US mean by this?

>>56984092
A literal bull escaped in Penn Station.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PP0h9WATLY

>>56983964
> normies: inflation is LITERALLY KILLING ME, ECONOMY IN SHAMBLES, JOBS ARE DESTROYING ME
> meanwhile: ATH market, record low unemployment, highest consumer spending rate in years

https://youtu.be/MZFYSAgBNTQ?si=7mGxqt1vJobZFAfN

Uranium Kings we cannot be stopped

>>56984135
bullish for philly cheese steaks

>>56984085
CAN

>>56984135
>Bobos can't even contain bulls underground

>>56984158
THIS.
Bidenomics WORKS.

>bidenomics

>>56984158
That's what inflation looks like you fucking shill.

My super normie uncle called me yesterday talking about how I need to stop messing with stocks and sell all my holdings because there will be A SUPER CRASH.

I have never been so bullish.

>>56983129
I cut my loss at 59 in Feb 22 and seeked other gains during that time. Sure you made our green but the opportunity cost was far spent.

>>56984018
tell me why I should buy arm right now and just wait till it corrects?

>>56984158
Why are Bobos such dramatic little bitches???

>>56984158
nigga I couldn't even get stepped on at black friday

>>56984196
And then everyone clapped.

>>56984163
Ah. I'm into mara and MSTR

>>56984018
>10 shares
This is a robinhood user
>>56984108
We're returning to the 70s, when voting for new people in charge was kinda randomly timed.
>>56984196
How old is he, and was he invested back in 2007? Does he invest at all?
>>56984207
He's not wrong.

This is now officially a Pantera thread

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1jpBdsEKxpo&si=bi8iUbyHvkBINFjr

>>56984108
>What does the US mean by this?
They need an excuse to go to war.

For me, it's the ESL Biden shills projecting their disgusting slav languages onto their poor attempt at writing English.

>>56984158
economy =/= market

Rich are getting richer, poor are paying grubhub to deliver a $15 mcdonalds meal because theyre fucking retards.

>>56984108
dems just want to destroy the country and wasting the countries money on forigners & diversity is good for the globalhomo.

Just got black from the alchohol store. A black woman told me Murcury is in retrograde. I told her VIX just bottomed.
Make of that what you will.

>>56984264
To be fair we made Ukraine our bitch. They our definitely a bottom.

>>56982720
Welcome back. Glad your felling better.

>>56984163

it's not a bitcoin miner, it makes btc mining machines

>>56984251
>couldn't even get stepped on at black friday
it's like people use something called the "Internet"

Everyday I wake up I remember I'm not a millionaire and I start screaming and crying uncontrollably

worst part is I personally know many multi-millionaires and even a billionaire, and I'm familiar with their lifestyles. Looking at myself in my shitty bathroom mirror knowing people live 10000 times better than me infuriates me to no end.

>>56984251
they are however both bullshit.

>>56984293
not our bitch, just dems bitch to launder monies and burn taxpayers along the way.

>>56984218
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG

>>56984284
What did you get that was black at the store? Captain morgan Kraken?

All in SOXS
Y'all about to get fucked

>>56984341
Hopefully it was JW

>>56984223
I'm a CLSK + MARA guy myself. Also into other plays. GDXU+LABU are my main LETF this week.

>>56984158

Unemployment certainly looks like it's trending upwards, if you look at past instances, the spike up happens very fast

https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/unemployment-rate

>>56983319
How about Jam anon? What’s he been up to lately? Anyone heard from him?

>>56984325
can't argue with that

>>56982947
Where did I mention raising rates?
The markets are pricing in CUTTING RATES!
BUT THE FED CANT LOWER RATES IN A INFLATIONARY SCENARIO!
THE DOLLAR IS ALREADY FALLING THROUGH THE FLOWER!
THE MARKETS ARE RUNNING STRAIGHT INTO THE MEAT GRINDER!

>>56984323
Hey it could be worse. Sure you could be a millionaire. On paper. It's not like those fucks just keep a vault in the house stuffed with cash. Paper assets by their very nature are finicky. One wrong move and wham; your fucking down by a lot. Case in point; stock market crash of the 1920's/30's. Loads of rich fucks found themselves broke as hell the next day/week and some of them uh well offed themselves.

>>56984381
I don't think associating with us is good for his business after he started expanding his shipping out of state

>>56984342
I sure hope so

>>56984401
I agree. The Fed will crab. Rates are not under any circumstance going to be cut. Dumb markets are dumb, just go with it. Knowing about this risk is what will keep you agile when trading and see when it happens so you don't try catching a falling knife.

>>56984372
Sahm Rule hasn't triggered yet.
>Sahm Recession Indicator signals the start of a recession when the three-month moving average of the national unemployment rate (U3) rises by 0.50 percentage points or more relative to the minimum of the three-month averages from the previous 12 months.

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/SAHMREALTIME

----

Also need the 2Yr to 3Mo curve to disinvert again.

>>56984381
Jam anon went on to be very successful, and found a nice women to settle down with. He definitely doesn't need this general anymore.

>>56984437
Beautiful chart.
CPI and PPI flashed downturn as well.
Unemployement needs to also account for the gig economy, which I don't think it does a good job of. Many people are working multiple jobs.

>>56984437
Looks like were not far off

>>56984381
I'm pretty sure he doxxed himself. Haven't seen him much after what with his real life business probably being more important than shitposting here

>>56984473
Yeah, March, is my target. Offloaded over half a mil in debt a couple of weeks ago, closing in on a new home next week that will save me 25k a year, that way I can increase my risk tolerance a bit.

>>56984460
the first part of the rally is when risk assets rise, and then bonds and stocks stop following each other as Gundlach says. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKtTjjCJHtQ

So for now just go balls deep in small & mid-cap growth trash on the next dip.

>>56984473
>>56984437
Talk about a hairpin trigger.

>>56984498
I'm unironically going to buy VIX calls with my SAVE gains.

>>56984437
>Sahm Rule
this dumb whore is saying "this time it might be different"

whether my port is 100k, 1m or 0 i still want to kill myself

>>56984492
>closing in on a new home next week
Nice, got to get to the position of fuck you

>>56984498
Why not balls deep on bonds. Fuck stocks.

So if bond market is collapsing isnt yellen going to face another liquidity crisis?

>>56984341
They were looking at some peppermint schnaps. I told them I just finished a bottle and it was too sweet. They grabbed that and then went over to some rum thing (it's like pumpkin spice with baylies essentially.) I'd never tried that so I got a bottle.
Fuck me it's even more sweet. I should have grabbed some high proof aristocrat and more peppermint schnaps.

But what about NIO bros? Like some 9$ Dec 12 calls

I might have to make a fednow account (or whatever the treasury thing is.)
Etrade only lets me by 3m and that's already bellow fed funds.

>>56984564
It's not collapsing at all. Liquidity is rushing into bonds knowing this is the terminal rate.

>>56984583
TreasuryDirect?

>>56984589
Right so yields are collapsing (which I'm sure is what he meant.)
Fucking bonds. This must be what it feels like to be black and trying to invest in the stock market.

>>56984564
yields are collapsing, which means bonds are rising, and is good for Jewllen.

>>56984599
Yeah that one.

>>56984589
>>56984604
ahh okay

>>56984536
I got lucky and sold my place at basically the peak, and now my mortgage is going to be 1/3 of what it was. Reducing bills is like supplemental income if you can afford to do it.

>>56984589
This. peak is in and probably the peak for next 10 years.

>>56984570
read your post again.
>Just got black from

>>56984659
>Expecting so much coherence from a drunk

Do you think you're better off alone?

>>56984578
I don't know how you guys use these shitty charts. What's the red line shooting up?
Chart looks ok, weekly and 4H up, but some really big volume moves. Slow mover, so maybe something to just swing trade bollinger bands (looks like a great candidate for a begginner, hell I might swing trade it).
What is it?
>Chink battery company
I hate China, but with their sanctions on precious metals against us, this might be a play if that stays in place. Likely an election related stock.

>>56984681
In terms of personal life satisfaction, absolutely.
Only counterpoint is the desire for kids and a legacy, spending 50 years consooming as a replacement for building towards a purpose/cause is cringe!

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>>56984618
bonds are confusing to understand. I think about it like buying a post-dated check.
>I’ll give you this $1 million check that you can’t cash until ten years from now. how much will you pay me for it right now?
>$900k.
so the buyer is getting basically 10% return on their money. then, if a third person offers to buy that $1mil check from that first buyer for $950k, that new person is getting way less return on their money (about 5%, a lower yield than the other guy who would’ve got 10% at the price he originally paid) and the other guy is selling a bond he spent $900k on for $950k and turning a profit, so the value or price of the bond went up, and the yield went down.
this is why all those banks got fucked when the fed raised interest rates. they owned all these bonds they bought for basically 0% interest (like paying $999k for a $1mil check) and then yields went up, so now they could only sell their bonds for $950k or whatever. they were bagholding trillions of dollars of government bonds.

>>56984681
Splitting bills sure would help. I can't imagine a woman not eventually resenting me for wanting to be a neet piece of shit that lives off his portfollio though and I would be fucked if she left with half.

miss me yet?

>>56984681
Nope. Someone needs to miss us and remember us when we die.

>>56984730
Yep, same applies for currencies and underlying equities.

>>56984681
No, but I also don’t think I could get the kind of woman I want without improving my own situation, so I’m working on that right now and planning for a better future.

>>56984741
I expect to die before my parents.

>>56984681
Not necessarily, but I'm a loser and otherwise terrible person. People like me don't deserve to have anyone in their lives.
At least I've got my investments to take care of and take care of me.

>>56984681
Yes. Women are retarded and I can wander out into the world and find another one when I want to.

Any Japanese stocks worth buying? Sony looks ok. JVC looks way over bought.
I'm thinking maybe a media company that can benefit from Amazon.co.jp shipping or streaming services somehow?

>>56984770
(There's something to be said about women you grew up with but they abandoned us and commodetized themselves. So there's nothing to be said now.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck0LO6b6OQc

>>56984794
NTDOY

>>56984794
TM at least until the middle of next year.
I heard they're cutting down on the engineering effort and so the quality might deteriorate but I haven't verified it.
There's a ticket in my ticketing system to go investigate that but it's been underprioritized by things like "practicing singing 'The Holy and the Ivy' for the upcoming Christmas party."

>>56984739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PekVe2nZ2xU

>>56984809
>>56984822
Neither of these look that great. Domestic sales in Japan are down hard for stuff that NTDOY sells, and TM leverages the dollar and US, and car sales are crashing harder than the YEN.

>>56984681
No. I have a bunch of dumb habbits because I'm alone. I drink a lot because I'm bored (drinking now), but when hanging out with people I won't drink that much. If I had a gf I feel I wouldn't have the urge to drink. I don't on vacations or in other situations.
I also WFH and don't have that much human interactions and feel like the active vocabulary of words I use has gone down by like 50% in the last few years.

I need a gf so bad bros. I'm a 34 year old virgin, never had a gf. :(

I’m a migrant from /pmg/ wanting to see my money move a little faster than silver and gold performs. What kind of portfolios do you have? What are your philosophies? Risk tolerance? I went from losing shitloads on crypto to peacefully stacking metals but wanted something to build my wealth further.

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>>56984840
>Domestic sales in Japan
Fuck domestic Japan. That's going to be shit until you're so old you can't cum anymore.

is picrel a nothingburger?

>>56984735
How do live off portfolio? I’ve got the low cost woman and now I just want to grow tomatoes all day.

>>56984885
my strat is to have hundreds of thousands of dollars.

>>56984681
Not at all. True love is worth more than any amount of gains. I wish I could go back and do things differently. I think you only get one shot to get it right and then it's just cope after that.

>>56984885
do you have farmland to grow tomatoes? can you do that for a profit? invest in what you know get some agriculture shit if you know the good stuff

>>56984758

>>56982644
what can go wrong from now on?
I sold something last year and I am regretting it a lot even though I have been making really good money lately. I will never be able to buy below the price I sold

>>56984879
they moved the expiry up to jan 8th so yup. baggots will never get to cum

"true love" is not real

If you were broke, ugly and stupid - would your woman love you?

No.

You are loved CONDITIONALLY, IE you provide something.

Get over yourself, normie.

>>56984921
UH ANON READ RELATED

>>56984917
Congrats if you think otherwise.
My grandparents are still alive and both them and my parents are multimillionaires.
Meanwhile I'm going to be homeless in a couple weeks.

>>56984522
just ignore the fat sow who poopoos her own indicator just like the yield curve popularizers who also says "this time is different"
>9 Trillion dollars in cash, money markets, and T-bills
they're all shills that want that last exit pump to be spectacular so their bosses get the liquidity needed. Gonna be a good trading environment next year.

>>56984928
Well I was never ugly or stupid but she did love me when I was broke.

>>56984717
how is he coping with fed cutting rates quicker than expected, despite what he claimed that the fed wont cut rates until there is pain?

>>56984548
cuz other assets have better momentum than bonds in the next quarter or two. Example: CLSK, BITF, MARA, CVNA, AAOI, CHPT, GDXU and LABU outperforms TMF

>>56984681
I've been on both sides of it; alone, with someone, and surrounded by people. I love my wife. I had good times when I was surrounded by people in my 20's (renting a place w/friends) and living by myself. I will say at first living by myself was a shock. The lack of noise. Then I got used to it. Then when my Wife moved in another shock cause the quiet was gone. Although compared to living with 4 people (and sometimes the guests) the noise is nothing. So meh.

>>56984758
You would cause your parents great grief sir. Rather rude and ungrateful in my opinion.

>>56984929
kek baggots

>>56984959
Dude I'm not touching that pile of fucking shitcoins you just listed.. holy fuck that is a full on zoomers AIDS portfolio

>>56984855
Read the links in OP new fren

>>56984929
I can't believe people are actually like this on the internet of all places where nobody can punch you.

>>56984967
idk what to tell them.
The general response I get from everyone else is that I'm not welcome in the world. When I lived with them my mom screamed at me every day that I was like her dad.
I actually have nowhere to go.

>>56984855
If you don't know shit just buy VOO VTI or VT. Dollar cost average into them, reinvest dividends, then wait for 20 years. Or take out a huge loan and throw it into spy puts.

>>56984928
Sir this is the stock market thread

>>56984908
I’ve got land and will be growing food this spring. What I want is a means of spreading my investments beyond just gold and ground.

>>56984976
up to you. I trade so I use whatever tools are in the toolbox regardless of their trashiness.

>>56984903
How do you allocate such moneys to make you passive shekels?

I want something that grows faster than farmland and gold but isn’t as insane as crypto…

>>56984981
>people
These aren't people anon, they're NPCs. They probably can't even visualize things in their mind.

>>56984997
what are you gonna buy to grow the food? which company makes the things you gonna buy?

>>56984928
Uh well my Wife got with me and married me when I was making much less than I do now and was practically broke. But I also still had hair then to compared to now so I dunno.

>>56985001
>4 letter ticker
>$5 a share
>I don't even know what the fuck it is

No thanks. Make sure you realize some gains before "omg why did line go down for no reason at all"

>>56985001
Speaking of, SAVE charts. Go long, the airline slump seems to be over, and there's no way that the government blocks the merger.
>>56985011
Options.

>>56984929
>be GME baggot
>casually blow a couple dudes
>brag on reddit for rep

>>56985025

>>56984589
nobody knows the terminal rate. thats why the fed doesnt work

>>56984982
Hmmm. Women can be fickle and being a mother doesn’t change that. I would reach out to rich grandfather if I were you and find out what is expected of you.

I have no SAVE but I'm genuinely hoping you guys make it. It will be a huge victory for smg.

All trend lines I drew on these charts are the same lines, but drawn from the candlestick chart as I feel it is more accurate for trend lines. I like this form of charting for volume.

>>56985025
>>56985040
Seems dangerous, anon-kun.

>>56985022
It's a crypto miner. I already realized most of them last week into friday but will buy back next week with my GDXU and LABU profits this week.
In general I just read charts. Don't care what a company does.

>>56985087
Why the fuck would you buy a miner instead of just buying BTC? It's absolutely fucking retarded layers of risk instead of just buying the underlying. Their performance is directly correlated but you are just gambling some faggots IPO isn't a scam

Uh hell even rich fucking tech workers are resorting to fraud. https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/14/tech/former-facebook-employee-pleads-guilty-to-stealing-4-million/index.html

>>56985085
>Seems dangerous, anon-kun.
How so? They have a standing offer to be bought out at almost $30 a share, and it's almost over. Just waiting for the judge to tell them to tamp it down to like $25 so he can appease the government faggot that has no real argument.
If anything it crabs between 10 and 20 while they do all the appeals bullshit, but I won't be around for that if the market is tanking in general. Timing is a big deal with my strat.

>>56985087
I’m kinda liking the look of Canaan

>>56983379
clearly he has not

>>56985114
Call me a pussy but I want something boring. Something I can dump my money into and just watch it grow. Bitcoin seems sketchy as shit but bonds seem slow as hell.

>>56984957
doubling down on it of course

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>>56985131
>Bonds be slow as hell Grandpa

>>56985145
Holy fuck

>>56985011
Passive investing is more of a millions sort of thing. I could live off of VOO if I had a million dollars. I got to move from one position to another instead if I want to get ahead and not be flat. Which probably sounds entirely hypocritical when I say my current play is BTI. But I believe tobacco is oversold. Hopefully I will have a the good sense to sell when I make 20%. That isn't guaranteed since I get greedy. In the mean time the smokem biz Altria included are paying hefty dividends so holding won't be super painful.

>>56984135
She's clearly fucked a farm animal in her past.

>>56985109
>black woman
>steals

>>56985057
I've gotten ready to be homeless.
He was a hippy back and the 60s and said something along the lines of "Oh yeah that's super exiting."

>>56984027
What phenotype is this?

>>56984284
Kek

>>56984372
This is chance to purge diversity from your company’s ranks.

>>56985789
nigomorph

new thread when?

>>56982644
Should I close my IRA and re-invest in my Margin account?

>>56986229
it’s already up anon scroll up

>>56986229
>>56986626
or check the catalog

fuck early baker

>>56984342
>SOXS niggers continue to be wrong and retarded
Enjoy losing money like the other SOXS niggers

>>56984929
Why is anyone surprised when baggot bangs asian ladyboys???

>>56986546
Why on earth would you do that?