/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56979103
must be nice to be part of the inner circle where these pumps are discussed

>>56979103
It'll stop at some point but sometimes the hype and maybe actual development just works out that way. QANX, Toshi, Kaspa and others did significant, constant pumping over weeks/months this year before stopping. Toshi has since climbed higher than that pump streak. Can't remember if the other two have off the top of my head.

>a coin that serves no purpose you say
>I'll take 100k

Crypto in a nutshell.

>>56979127
I knew about it when it was worthless and bleeding for the majority of the year. I even saw it when it was only at 30, compared to 1650 it’s at now. Imagine I just put a couple grand in….

coinbase listing today
get in before it happens. there will be a dump, but then its off to the races

>>56979160
What can you tell me about Qanx? I'd appreciate whatever you can tell me. Dyor only works if you have enough time for it, which I currently don't.

>>56979184
How much more hype can it actually get from here?

>>56979103
So fucking ridiculous that the blatant, confessed d0b0 rip-off reached $1b mcap.

>>56979235
SHIB was listed on coinbase in mid September 2021. It started its launch in early October.

>>56979184
This

It’s all just random

>>56979103
Bonk coin, you say? Ah yes, Bonk coin. It really was the revolution we never knew we really needed. Many scoffed at first, of course. Naysayers on /biz/ called it a shitty dogecoin knock off and many told me to get rekt. And inside I laughed, oh how I laughed, as they assaulted me with their ignorant scorn. I laughed like a demented submariner in a Lovecraft novel. Then, one day, everything changed. Everyone went stark raving Bonkers at the announcement of Bonk going to Coinbase. Good God! I had to warn the World! Bonk was leaving its eldritch lair of stygian dexhorror and was about to take the world by storm??!! What's that, you say? Mad times?? I should say! Ah yes, I remember once meeting a fella in, oh June '25, was it? Bloody idiot hadn't heard of Bonk. In June 2025. Still, pearls before swine and all that. I heard tales of Master Magicians muttering blasphemous incantations in the early days on /biz/ and have always denied being involved in the initial marketing campaign. Some times, when I pondered, I thought I must being going mad! Dreams of a final titanic clash, Bitcoin v Bonk, at the end of the Great Bull Run of 2025 invaded my darkest thoughts. Realists, of course, said I should just be happy with Bonk beating Shib. Oh yes, marvelous times. I profess I nearly fainted when I first realised the brilliance of Project Bonk and of the cunning minds behind it. Crafty buggers with that 100 Trillion max print run. I thought of writing to the Arkham Crypto Observer at first, of course, thinking I must warn the world of the Dreadful Bonkening that crept upon us, like some loathsome eldritch horror from the elder days, as described in the insane writings of the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred. But then, one late night full of dark scrying and demented howling, I finally found the answer. Bonk wasn't an abomination, it was a gift! The rest was, of course, history.

>>56979261
At least they had some integrity unlike the eth fags

>>56979103
How can /biz/ never learn? years pass, another meme dog coin comes in, and the same whinning and bitching arguments happen
''Omg why, its just a fucking stupid coin with no utility''
''fuck I missed out''
''Surely its going to crash anytime now, right guys!??''


Like dude, just BUY THE FUCKING DOG TOKEN, AND SHUT YOUR AUTISTIC MOUTH UP

>>56979350
Indeed, paying attention just fuels the bonk.

Just buy snek

You had time. This was the price last night.

>>56979427
the same thing will be said tomorrow
people hesitating to pull the trigger on a. buy now will be thinking tomorrow, "damn, it was so much lower yesterday"
GET THE FUCK IN BIZ

If you were around last cycle and had a phantom wallet you literally got airdropped this coin for free

>>56979350
People buy random shit in hopes of getting lucky. People who bought this got lucky while people who bought the dozens of other failed dog shit out there didn’t get lucky. It’s as simple as that. Fine is the perfect example of that. It’s a dog mascot and the most used meme out there, yet that bitch is dead despite the TG trannies shilling it 24/7.

>>56979499
But it has the best-looking dog mascot

>>56979103
Bought at 0.00003. Sold at 0.0001. Niggers tongue my anuse.

Not selling until we get two more zeroes

got called a pajeet today for advising someone to buy this before it gets listed on coinbase. How you can miss this is beyond me. New shib bros

>>56979587
pearls before swine
I get it though, since there are so many jeet-tier scam coins around.
Bonk is not one of them though

>>56979566

>>56979536
You want it to drop 99% before you sell?

>>56979103
Yeah right? its crazy what perpetual shitcoins can do

lIt started the btc pump KEK

>>56979766
Going nuts at Solana as well..

>>56979103
>dog coin
>1B mcap

Way too high for me, I only invest in dog coins sub 50m mcap, a 1B it just doesn't have the realistic room to grow it needs.

*LUNC nervously looks behind shoulder*

Where my bonk airdrop chads at

>>56980070
doge's peak is 90x from here, shib's 40x

>>56979103
I will not debase myself by buying this jewish scamtoken. I remain faithful to the OG dogbat, the chosen coin. Only the dog with the stick can deliver us from this yiddish nightmare clownworld.

>>56980070
It’s a deflationary coin, nig

>>56980195
>I'm not a bonk holder!!
>You will be

BNB listing next

>>56980266
I will see you at the gates fren

>>56980266

I missed yet another meme coin. Fuck my life.

Just boughted 500 000 bonkerinos for 9 dollarinos. Seems like airport prices but we'll see.

>>56979350
based

>>56980595
you missed the ground level entry, but we're still on floor 15 with another 100+ stories before the penthouse
get in

>>56980595
I sold this at a 50% loss before a 10000% pump

>>56980694
everyone is welcome but you can never leave

>>56979127
Or just be early by accident. I did that with Hoge 2 years ago. 60x and at peak i could do over 100x

>>56979103
I bought this out of spite because of those annoying "dog with a bat" niggers that have been here shilling their shit and now Ive made a ton of money off of it. I dont even know any sentiment and am not on any socials, I just watch the price go up

>>56979499
I agree in principle, but I think this one was a slightly more obvious buy. If you were following twitter, you would see there were/are an enormous amount of SOL bagholders looking to pump and dump post FTX. And bonk was the most successful recent meme token on SOL, so it was somewhat obvious this would be the one they would pump.
Unfortunately I got in late am only up 3x, but knowing what I just said at least I was smart enough not to short it no the bottom run up.

How long have we been top trending coin on cmc by now? 1 day? 2 days?
>t. notGary.

I just boughted 50M bonk at ATH. What am I in for?

>>56980831

How does Solana work? I only ever use eth/uniswap/metamask but am sick of the gas prices.

>>56979350
>just buy after the massive pump
No and fuck off retard.

>>56980736
Yeah I got really lucky on Hoge too, I put money into it but since Eth gas fees were hundreds I would have lost money taking a loss so I left like $70 and took out something like $4000 after it exploded.
Technically I could have made a few thousand more, but if I was pussy enough to take everything I would have done that when it got to $1000 or earlier.
I still have a good amount in Hoge, hoping it takes off again but I made a good amount years ago so I won't complain (much) if it just crabs.

>>56980831
How does “people selling the news” sound?

People are buying the solana PHONES because they come with 30M bonk jfc

Just bought 1m, what am I in for

>>56980858
Ye, the funny thing is i also could buy Shib early, but i didnt because i already had a bag of Hoge. If i only knew...

>>56981149
Both coins were shilled on Plebbit btw. Thats how i knew about them.

>>56981147
Buying into a halving bullrun.

Bonk chads flogging 10 Bonk trades on dex..

>>56979350
>buy the right meme tokens among the 500 out there
It's just getting PnD by whales who got very early.
I would rather not gamble my net worth on it.

>>56980697
Dude why didn’t you buy back

does this train ever stop?

>he didn't buy the revolutionary new crypto currency BONK
Stay poor retards. BONK is going to disrupt the entire global economy and the way we perceive reality itself.

>>56981518
It should be a 2 year ride, buckle up Dorothy.

>>56981550
Blackrock Bonk ETF, when?

Holy shit. What happened to my dogbat? Why is B0NK doing so much better?

>>56981577
BONK will make Blackrock obsolete anon, because of the technology.

>>56981611
They'll be begging people to offload their Bonk to them, they will have to make do with a Solana ETF..

Get bonked on

>>56980694
I thought same with PEPE and then I bought at ATH after being listen on Binance, it never recovered. I don't trust my luck again with this one specially after it being listed soon

>>56982070
pepe was never going to make it you fucking midwit. the average normie doesn't have any feelings for pepe like you and i do. they just see "le racist frog" meme. shiba inus continue to grow in popularity. no one is buying pet frogs for $2500 just so they can call it "muh heckin pepe pet!"

>>56979235
coinbase is where shitcoins go to die

>>56979103
>>56979177
>>56979513
>>56979566
Hello Ranjeet, good morning sirs. Good job with forum post you bloody basteerd sir ;)
Is according to plan. See me in room pooloo 42 for your bonus

>crabbing for an hour
Its OVER SELL SELL SELL

>>56982288
2K incoming in 3..2..1..

>>56979103
Holy shit the vaporware level on this one

imagine if btc decides to start pumping now, the absolute god candle bonk would get

>>56982339
Bonk is the next Bitcoin if you ask me

>>56982160
Pepe is huge too, every normie spams it and even Elon talked about the coin. This is just gambling and luck

>>56982393

Why is this pumping so hard? Are the Pepe scammers behind this?

>>56980070
https://puppy-price.vercel.app/
you're welcome nigger

Just a heads up, I bought 25 mil a moment ago so the price is going to crash
Godspeed

>>56982426
Didn't ask.

>>56982702
It's ok, fren, I just sold 10 Bonk on Raydium. I'm doing my part.

what is the use case

>>56982757
>USECASE

>>56982757
Bonk coin, you say? Ah yes, Bonk coin. It really was the revolution we never knew we really needed. Many scoffed at first, of course. Naysayers on /biz/ called it a shitty dogecoin knock off and many told me to get rekt. And inside I laughed, oh how I laughed, as they assaulted me with their ignorant scorn. I laughed like a demented submariner in a Lovecraft novel. Then, one day, everything changed. Everyone went stark raving Bonkers at the announcement of Bonk going to Coinbase. Good God! I had to warn the World! Bonk was leaving its eldritch lair of stygian dexhorror and was about to take the world by storm??!! What's that, you say? Mad times?? I should say! Ah yes, I remember once meeting a fella in, oh June '25, was it? Bloody idiot hadn't heard of Bonk. In June 2025. Still, pearls before swine and all that. I heard tales of Master Magicians muttering blasphemous incantations in the early days on /biz/ and have always denied being involved in the initial marketing campaign. Some times, when I pondered, I thought I must being going mad! Dreams of a final titanic clash, Bitcoin v Bonk, at the end of the Great Bull Run of 2025 invaded my darkest thoughts. Realists, of course, said I should just be happy with Bonk beating Shib. Oh yes, marvelous times. I profess I nearly fainted when I first realised the brilliance of Project Bonk and of the cunning minds behind it. Crafty buggers with that 100 Trillion max print run. I thought of writing to the Arkham Crypto Observer at first, of course, thinking I must warn the world of the Dreadful Bonkening that crept upon us, like some loathsome eldritch horror from the elder days, as described in the insane writings of the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred. But then, one late night full of dark scrying and demented howling, I finally found the answer. Bonk wasn't an abomination, it was a gift! The rest was, of course, history.

>>56982757
its a lambo buyer

>>56982757
Where's your coin faggot?

>>56982702
It’s still going up

>t. Someone who didn’t buy

I put $300k into dogechain and now I have jack shit. If I put it into this I'd have 30 million.
I fucking hate this world.

>>56982070
Just put in what you can afford to lose, anon. I put in a few hundred dollars yesterday morning after randomly checking /biz/ and I'm at almost $1k. If it moons like everyone is saying I might make a few thousand off of it that I can reinvest in a more stable coin. It's not life-changing money in the short term but it's a gain I can put towards a longer term goal and if I lose it I don't really care that much.

>>56980849
I've been buying solana because I have a feeling once the bull market really starts a lot of people are going to say the same thing you are and look for alternatives.

>>56979103
Ummm bros are we rugging upwards?

>>56982757
Prints money you faggot

>>56979350
I sold doge at .0003, so listen to this man.

ROTATE TO MOCHI AND TOSHI ON BASE. THEY ARE NEXT

>>56985153
round 2 hasn't even started yet

>>56985190
dont marry your bags anon

>>56979103
All the malicious super whales got flushed out. It's completely random as to what coins this happens with lol. Based pepe devs black listed these pieces of shit.

>>56985261
This is not with my bags, this is just gambling for fun

$86 million of volume on coinbase so far today. this coins going wild. definitely this cycles shib.

>>56985710
Nice wheels

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It
Just
Keeps
Pumping

i bought 2,222,222 bonk.
will it get to 1 penny sirs?

>>56979350
for every coin like this there are 100 other coins where people got rugged. so you shut the fuck up

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merry bonkmas sirs

do the needful

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>>56979103
Supra is going to do this at TGE. I can't fucking wait.

Bonks gonna get close to .0005 with the normies waking up before it epic crashes

>>56979103
It's low iq enough. I was literally watching it at the bottom like before 150x loool. The only reason I didn't buy was because I don't use solana and bybit implemented kyc earlier this year. kek.

Obviously I wouldn't have held it all up here but still a bit annoying. But last two months I have made a shit ton money so I guess I shouldn't complain.

>>56979177
>Imagine I just put a couple grand in….
no real reason to think about that too hard, there are literally thousands of variations of these shitty bing bong and ding dong dogcoins, on several different blockchains, are you really going to invest thousands in all of them?