/biz/ - Business & Finance

I have been. I bought at 36, then again during the dip at 12am. Almost at a billion.

>>56968629
Based. GMI!

>>56968591
I threw 1k in
Looks like the shiba of this run

>>56968591
My Bonk is Stronk.

>>56968656
We are going to kill Shiba first

>>56968665
Yes, Shib needs to be added..

1.5b bonk stacklet reporting for duty

We will need a Bonk Coin General at this rate lads..

So does this coin just gigapump for eternity?

>>56968783
Shut up, that is not a stacklet. Congrats tho.

>>56968783
Bonk in hell, that's a super tidy stack.

I would have thought it would have gone up more. This might be the top

>>56968783
mfw only 16m
mfw thats all i have

>>56969079
People expected it to dump more b/c of the CB listing, a la buy the rumor sell the news. This isn’t a pump, this is more like a correction. The real action will come tomorrow. What happens is anyone’s guess. Obviously I’m holding.

FUUUUUUCK I WAS ABOUT TO GET IN AT 10000 WTF FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ITS TOO LATE

How the fuck can I buy this shit as an americuck???

>>56969188
Coinbase now but do you really trust a coin that did a 100x in 2 months?

>>56969188
Send Solana to a Solflare or Phantom wallet, swap to Bonk. Simple as.

>>56969135
No listing yet. Just an announcement. They could still easily pull out of it. This is still a rumor. Not as much of a rumor like a couple of days ago but still a little rumor.


>>56969188
Buy sol on cb or binance. exchange on raydium or any other dex you like that supports sol and bonk

>>56969188
Or indeed, what he >>56969213 says..

>>56969213
With my life (savings)

>>56969233
Why would they pull out of it? Tf

>>56969307
who knows? anything can happen in the cryptoworld

>>56969213
In Bonk we trust.PWDV0

bought the dip yesterday, 1.7 bill coins. Will hold for a bit longer I think

>>56969368
Looks like it’s ripping hard rn

Oh lord, we ballooning.

Looks like we may actually break the previous ATH. LFG

>>56969395

My heart is palpitating..

Btw which one of you is this

It's going to break my Sol-Bonk liquidity position, isn't it?

>>56969422
1473 waiting room incoming..

I thought bonk was supposed to be on coinbase?
Or was that a "coming soon" announcement?

>>56969949
Coinbase decided to list it today..>>56968803

>>56969949
Soon

RIP liquidity position.

Looking like this run's SHIB, then
Gotta grab a bag before CB lists it

New ATH incoming in 3..2..1..

Oooooh myyyyy geeeaahd

Alright, I BONK'ed up
how high we going bros?

is this the same coin that had the ads on this website last year

>>56970201
Manifest destiny to become crypto's biggest dogcoin? If we can't meme this massive, there's no hope for us.

The Bonkocalypse is now

Flipping SHIB would be like a 5x right?

>>56970360
I figure 6.8x rn..

>>56968665
Already sold off my SHIB for phenomenal RAIL.

>>56970360
x16 to Doge, double again for the next BTC ATH. We all need some bonk in our lives, after all. Oh and a 100T max print run.

how do i buy this shit I have SOL
and a phantom wallet is that all i need ?
u.s faggot here

>>56970519
buybonk.com
Can use phantom wallet or metamask or similar

>>56970519
Raydium works great as well in my experience..

its appearing on coinbase's app now, but not yet tradeable

>>56968591
WHAT THE FUCK, IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY!? I COULD HAVE MADE SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY ANON

>>56970850
Tomorrow 12pm EST

>>56970885
no, its just picking up steam
coulda been earlier, but its certainly not too late
get in now though

>>56970888
Check’em

>>56970888
Holy repeating digits! Rocket ship incoming...

>>56970919

Got airdropped this coin a year ago and now it's worth $4k wtf

>>56971429
Congrats

>>56971429
Nice.

I had a notification in solflare the other day saying to expect some goodies coming my way soon..more airdrops??

DOGE is 10x at best right now, and it won't hit $1. It won't win you "make it" money anymore, but it's a nice addition to a make it portfolio.

>>56971544
If (when) we go full on crypto bull market it could just go nuts..either way, it's a nice bet to take.

>>56971544
How high you figure it'll go?

Does it dump when it goes live to trade on Coinbase? It can’t go up forever dudes it’s overheated as fuck

>>56971657
Does anyone ever assume a coin goes up forever? It literally dipped to 9 last night. Longterm hold.

>>56971657
I'm betting we'll go up..until now BONK has been pretty niche, people mostly getting it via dex if they weren't lucky enough to get the first airdrop..I saw the average price rise is 100% following a new listing on coinbase..not that I'm expecting that tomorrow ofc. I just can't see a reason it can't take on shib, and a fair few to say it can move onto doge. But yeh, it's a poker play, like all crypto.

>>56971657
..and surely it's a slam dunk for /biz/ to be memeing this out to X and beyond? We can help make it happen, gentlemen.

>>56968591
better buy picrel for an easy 100x

Just launched, Liq burned, Ownership renounched.

Ticker : (SMINEM)

http://sminem.money/

>>56971783
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>>56971573
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>>56971825
No, no and no.

>>56971795
https://de.fi/scanner/contract/0xc51cfa8f5ce75f3620264312dfc800256013facd?chainId=eth

And never get to sell...

>>56968591
I am a fucking retard and I bought MYRO instead of BONK when it was at 200 mill market cap. Now i wanna kms.

Just think, you could be helping Bonk emerge victorious in the great dogcoin wars of 2025.

>>56971852
Meh, you're a little late to the party, but it's ain't over yet, fren.

This shit is way overbought at this point. Toshi is unironically the next Bonk.

>>56971981
Yikes. If I had an interest in Toshi, I don’t now.

>>56971981
Yes, I've been looking into the cat coins as well, I will have to get something going with Toshi. people say Mochi as well?

>>56971981
But RSI is irrelevant imo, fren, certainly short term.

>>56968656
wehy is dog shitting blod

50m Bonk and a dream.

>>56972092
Going live on CB tomorrow and plenty behind it.

anyone for super low cap solana shitcoins?

>>56972125
Raydium is a cheeky little bet..

>>56972118
huh well I guess I missed out

>>56972182
Nah, you're just a bit late, loads of boom left yet.

>>56968591
>/biz/ talking about bonk
as a bonk holder i am genuinely concerned

>>56972125
Oh, I put a little into BonkAI before, promising but not live yet..on super discount rn..

>>56971981
Great! Not buying Toshi now.

>>56972214
We'll just have to keep them in check..it's a big brain play, but the retards will happily post Bonk memes.

>>56972200
looking at the chart, it's forming a bart, so maybe after the big dump. if I miss out again oh well, I always miss out anyway

>>56972214
There was one guy trying to shill bonk for weeks. I watched his threads die constantly. Same thing happened with kaspa. Now Kas is in constant rotation. /biz/ only starts talking about a coin in earnest after people have been accumulating for a month.

>>56972277
yeah but it's hard to pick out the winners from the losers. for every memecoin that makes it there are 100 rugpulls and 100 shitcoins that do nothing and die. it's why I don't feel particularly bad about missing out, it comes mostly down to luck imo

>>56968591
fuck bonk i bought this bullshit last spring and my threads would get nuked, then the SEC stopped allowing me to use the swaps in my area, literally out 40 plus grand because of this fuck solana fuck the jews and fuck dogs

>>56972317
Bonk owes most of it’s success to being an early meme on Sol. This kind of shit doesn’t happen often.

>>56972340
Its*

>>56972332
I'll take "what is a VPN?" for 10 Bonks.

>>56972332
>the SEC stopped allowing me to use the swaps in my area,
If you're talking about Orca, that's their decision. Use a VPN if you want coins from them.
Raydium doesn't do any sort of geo filtering that I know of.

Oh lawd, the bonkening begins.

>>56972897
Def coiling up. Big drama impending.

>>56972931
*dashes out to grab snacks*

Oh god, it's winding up to break my liquidity position again..

>>56973023
Why yes I Bonk, how could you tell?

>>56973023
If only you knew how Bonked things really are..

>>56968591
I bought SNEK..

>>56973125
You’re really outbonking yourself

>>56973134
It's a state of mind, brother.

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>>56973163
My Bonk is long.

>>56973193
The night is young; your Bonk shall get longer.

A setup to die for.

>>56968591
The worst fucking website I have ever seen. Holy shit. So clearly manipulated and probably an insider or paid listing for Coinbase. Does Solana have anything actually worthwhile that isn't clearly an inorganic piece of shit?

>>56973385
What's wrong, afraid of making gains?

>>56973385
Inorganic? Bonk was airdropped to many people. It’s growth has been perpetuated by Sol enthusiasts.

>>56973434
"Sol enthusiasts" aka bag holding VCs market manipulating to recover from the SBF fallout trying to change the narrative for their blockchain that barely functions and fails to find blocks every few months.

>>56973385
You might want to look at it as a dex marketing campaign which I've been undertaking along with some good and hig iq frens that you see in this thread. Accepting Bonk into your wallet is the hottest meme in crypto rn, simple as. And if you like it, you can help the meme grow rather than just sitting back and waiting for your stake returns. You might get a lightbulb moment where you realise it really is just all a giant meme, BTC included.

>>56973579
And how does your narrative serve you? It’s not stopping me from making money, so am I supposed to be upset?

>>56973607
*high

Has it started?

>>56973612
Just take profits before this shit dumps

>>56973653
Sorry dude, we had the pullback bit, you should have slurped.

>>56973653
There’s no logical reason for a rug-level dump to occur. If you can think critically, you’d see where this is going over the next four months.

>>56973692
You spelt 24 wrong, fren.

>>56973735
I don’t doubt the health of bonk over a year+, I just tend to think 4 months out at a time. If I think something will be be fruitful over a 4mo period, then I generally expect longer term success as well.

>>56973692
In 4 months it'll be forgotten about. The only identity it has was lifted from the cultural success of another dog project. Just like everything else on Solana, everything is borrowed and there are no original ideas.

>>56973751
Yeh, same. My meta strat is betting on peak of next crypto bull run winter 2025.

>>56973758
Everything is a copy of a copy. That doesn’t negate its present value. We the people determine the value. This is what defi is all about. For Sol, this is the dominant dog clone.

>>56973776
>Talking about defi in 2023
>Dominant dog clone
Every token and NFT on Solana is pajeet tier. If you really want to make money, launch something that doesn't have a shit tier logo

>>56973841
Okay, now you’re getting boring. I’m gonna go read a book. I’ve been reading a good one by Chuck Palahniuk.

>>56973875
See you later, dude.

>>56973875
Ah so you're a wannabe "2deep4u" faggot. Got it lol. Enjoy your shitty edgy fiction.

>>56973950
>Chuck Palahniuk.
You're overthinking it dude, chill out..

>>56973995
Yes. Quite. Chuck’s work is mostly satire, but his descriptions can induce blackouts in some people. I almost passed out reading a chapter of one of his books.

>>56970404
Token not needed.

>>56973841
Don't also forget about RWAs anon, this will gain a lot of traction the coming year which will also be integrated in Brillionfi. How about this?

>>56974189
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>>56968591
I literally was using my XOR card to pay bills, although I miss how simple the memecoins era was, everything is so complicated now

>>56974374
Bonk is not complicated. Become one with Bonk. Look at this artfully crafted mascot. 3D unlike its flat uninspired vector art logo counterparts, with a cleverly intact shadow that adds to the depth created by the overlapping shapes of its abstracted, symbolic dog. Note the smaller ear, suggesting depth, even though the ears are on the same plane. And the eyes—2D, which reinforces the whimsical cartoony nature of the character even though the rest of its face is 3D. Then there’s the background, with it’s radial gradient that goes from dark to light, ensuring the border contrasts strongest and makes the center the focal point, with only the red exclamation marks to offset all of this and say to the viewer: “Bonk!!!”

Whoever made this logo is a genius. It’s just a shame few people here are cultured enough to see it. Some people here have never appreciated art in their lives.

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>>56974427
It's a beautiful new pasta anon, quite lovely.

>I'm not a BONK holder!
>You will be

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>>56974478
cheers bro.

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>>56972340
Bonk owes its success to blatantly ripping off dog with stick and having a (((shadowy cabal))) behind it paying for exchange listings in order to launder money through it.

>>56974487
Why give it out for free? Jw looks good and ive seen before but what do you get out of it?

>>56974581
Bonk coin, you say? Ah yes, Bonk coin. It really was the revolution we never knew we really needed. Many scoffed at first, of course. Naysayers on /biz/ called it a shitty dogecoin knock off and many told me to get rekt. And inside I laughed, oh how I laughed, as they assaulted me with their ignorant scorn. I laughed like a demented submariner in a Lovecraft novel. Then, one day, everything changed. Everyone went star raving mad at the announcement of Bonk going to Coinbase. Good God! I had to warn the World! Bonk was leaving its eldritch lair of stygian dexhorror and was about to take the world by storm??!! What's that, you say? Mad times?? I should say! Ah yes, I remember once meeting a fella in, oh June '25, was it? Bloody idiot hadn't heard of Bonk. In June 2025. Still, pearls before swine and all that. I heard tales of Master Magicians muttering blasphemous incantations in the early days on /biz/ and have always denied being involved in the intial markeitng campaign. Some times, when I pondered, I thought I must being going mad! Dreams of a final titanic clash, Bitcoin v Bonk, at the end of the Great Bull Run of 2025 invaded my dreams. Realists, of course, said I shoould just be happy with Bonk beating Shib. Oh yes, marvelous times. I profess I nearly fainted when I first realised the brilliance of Project Bonk and of the cunning minds behind it. Crafty buggers with that 100 Trillion max print run. I thought of writing to the Arkham Crypto Observer at first, of course, thinking I must warn the world of the Dreadful Bonkening that crept upon us, like some loathsome horror from the elder days, as described in the insane writings of the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred. But then, one late night full of dark scryings and demented howlings, I finally found the answer. Bonk wasn't an abomination, it was a gift! The rest was, of course, history.

>>56974832
Okay kike.

>>56974946
>Okay kike.
Anglo-norman, dear boy.

>>56968591
I'll bite the bullet and buy SOL because all meme activity seems to be there now. Can I add the solana network to metamask or do I need to install phantom?

>>56975138
Solflare/Phantom are fine, not 100% sure about Sol with metamask desu. I guess?

>>56974487
Not downloading your virus.

So, it begins, the Great Bonkening of our times.

I almost bought this. I almost had a second Shib. Fuark. (got 7 billy Shib)

>>56975507
I see fun times ahead for dogcoins, fren.

>>56974204
lmfao dumbass paid shill jeet downloaded a jpg of a webm

>>56973758
So was Shiba Inu a rip off of DogeCoin, and it still got as high as 20 something billion marketcap at its peak
lmao

>>56970895
SHIIIITTTT I've been sidelined this whole time and never bought in! I thought it would go down! Its gonna break and snap down at some point, its gotta. No way I'm buying at these levels

>>56976530
Serious questions: Why didn't you at least think about the possibility of Bonk beeing adopted by a mainstream CEX? It has been the "favorite" memecoin of /biz/ for a couple of weeks now.

>>56972340
yep. it was fairly obvious after the dev team basically said they hate sbf and want to revitalize sol, along with being competent with marketing. i called this coin back in october and i rarely have the balls to make a pick.