/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fun fact: current scrap metal prices in my local area comes out to almost exactly $.01 for each aluminum can, so you would need to collect about 850 of them just to buy one large fries at McDicked. I would need about 3000 of them just to pay for the gas to drive to the scrapyard

>>56972643
>Pick up used condemns off the street deposit the semen at a sperm bank

>>56972723
>condoms*
>EDIT: spelling

>>56972712
>move your family to a state with a higher bottle deposit until you're out of this hole you've dug yourself

>>56972643
I took daves advice of stripping copper wire out of abandoned houses and couldnt be happier

>>56972643
>drink your own spit instead of buying drinks
>have others spit in your mouth if its dry

>>56972755
We've got to upgrade you to stealing lead wheel weights off of parked cars. Gotta pay for them rice and beans

>>56972712
Fun fact: I collected cans to see how the money adds up 10 years ago. The money doesn’t add up. It’s embarassing what they pay you. That was a whole month of collecting stinky cans.

>fill your toilet tank with bricks to reduce water wastage