/biz/ - Business & Finance

What's your side hustle? You do have one, right?

>>56967677
Why did I sell KEYS at 149.60 today. I always regret selling sooner or later.

>>56967677
Remember to buy COIN or remain poor

>PODD at $203
Told you to buy at 160, 170, 180, etc.
Got swarmed by schizo bears.
Remember to never bet against Amerifats and to buy high quality companies affected negatively by temporary market fads, this fake being "Weight Loss Drugs".
See you at $250. Enjoy getting blown own bobos.

>remember bobos
You ARE the dumb money

what is this stale bake

>OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE STOCKS ARE TOO HIGH THIS IS LE HECKIN INSANE
VT is way below its ath in 2021. Bobos are retarded faggots who can't get enough after two years of bear market and indizes are insanely narrow. The bear heeming will be brutal next year.

>NO GO SIGNAL ON SPY
EUPHORIA IS OVER

>Stock market nearing a new ATH?
>TIME TO BUY
-/smg/

lol

Would you guys please give me a slight pullback so I can enter? Thank you.

TNA is up 8.3%. If you're not up 8.3%, what are you doing wrong?

Hi I'm kinda retarded. Can someone explain why reits are pumping when RE is so unbelievably overvalued and RTO has slowed to a crawl?

does this mean its over or are we so back

Seriously what the fuck is going on with MSFT

My stock is green. The whole market is neon green, but I must be a genius. My stock went green at 2 PM.

POLAND WINS AGAIN
EAT SHIT BOBOS
https://youtu.be/vdYCbAjgfh4?si=miUA-Srlthw75-qT&t=15

>>56968515
Bobo is a fucking pussy that can't do shit to the market. We will continue crabbing sideways or pumping and that's all it will ever be again

>>56968412
you will always lose as long as you only operate on your base desires and continue to chase them

Generational double top.

>>56968512
>Buy XXXX during FOMC speech
>It goes up like 0.2%
>See it peak and sell
>Take out the trash
>Come back inside and everyone's flipping out
heh

Jerome you're not gonna raise rates on Christmas right?

how do I get into money printing stocks?

>>56968541
The only thing that matters to me is making more money. I will do fucking anything to succeed at trading

>BAX
>MRK
RIP to all those who didn't follow my simple two picks for le free $

I just got my first NOGO signal on the ticker $SPY since the initial euphoria. Looks like the shows over, just locked in a bunch of puts to sell tomorrow at the open and bought a fuckton of that $SHOT shit.

>>56968545
Easy. Buy VT and own them all.

>>56967677
Bobos really spent the last 4 years coming up with every possible hypothesis possible for why the world economy would end or recede dramatically.

China? Nothingburger. Real estate? Nothingburger. Japan? Nothingburger. Inflation? Nothingburger. Covid? Nothingburger outside of the initial crash. Ukraine? Nothingburger.

I cannot imagine being so wrong so often.

>>56968515
>ath
$TQQQ is still at 50% of the value it had back at the peak. Free money and AI will pump my bags to infinity.

Good morning. I just woke up from a 12 hour power sleep. Why did it start pumping so hard a couple hours ago. That's nice and I made money but why. Just shekel flow or was there news?

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

buy puts unless you hate money

>>56968560
>trading
there's your problem

Anti-Christmas is here

WOOP WOOP

PULL UP
PULL UP

PULL UP

>>56968545
You have to be a charted bank to own shares of the Federal Reserve.
IIRC those have some sort of weird negative dividend or whatever so it's not as nice as it sounds.

>>56968532
>being up 55% in 1 and a half months is bad because?

Just close your eyes and buy
Do you think I was happy buying CRWD at 150 when I’d been eyeballing it hard at 95?

>>56968577
Oh yeah of course I should just get a job that pays me 200k a year because they give those out for free. Then in 20 fucking years I can be a millionaire after saving everything

>>56968531
The Fagnificent 7 are played out. The time of the $0 revenue, surviving-by-the-skin-of-their-teeth-on-ZIRP-debt shitcos is now.

CVNA, GME, LLAP, every Bitcoin miner. They're telling you what's what.

I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL

>>56968564
>bought a fuckton of that $SHOT shit.
I'm shorting.
One of us is going to make money.

OH FUCK WE'RE BACK TO LOWS NOT SEEN SINCE AN HOUR AGO

Close red.

Only bobos are not retarded and watching what's happening with the yield curve
Protip : it's de-inverting like a mf

Did we get too cocky bullsisters?

>there are bobos watching this thread and seething
Say something nice about them

>>56968593
sure, or you can trade and have nothing in the end

>>56968571
Would you shut the fuck up?

>>56968600
Inflation is the biggest bull flag

>>56968570
It's FOMC day, anon.

>>56968597
If Baggie is buying SHOT then its going to be delisted within the month

>>56968609
There are people who can make it by trading, therefore I can make it by trading too. Otherwise what the fuck are we even doing here if you don't want to make money from the market?

>>56968594
In fairness to GME they aren't surviving off of debt.

>>56968606
Say something nice about the curve bear-steepening, mumu. You'll be thinking over this one for many years to come.

>>56968627
>There are people who can make it by trading
you fell for it.. lol

I'm making so much money today

>>56968575
I had already taken retarded profits from my calls, and loaded up $SPY puts right after that first NOGO signal. Still haven't got the NOGO signal on the 2 minute candles.

>>56968566
I'm still laughing at the rentoid cope. We did nothing but grab for a year and now rates are set to lower and my house value is going to go through the roof. I'm gonna refinance my cheap house at an even lower rate and rentoids will remain priced out. You love to see it.

>>56968640
Bullshit

>>56968612
SOON YOUR CREW WILL BE SERVIN SANDWICHES NAMED AFTER ME

i missed the speech / Q&A - did JPow really signal the end of rate hikes and signal cuts for next year or are the (((journalists))) just writing that bullshit?

JEROME LOWER THE RATES PLEASE RIGHT NOW

>>56968150
The curve is re-steepening. Mumus caught in the biggest mumutrap of their lifetimes.
They will be dismissive and blasé until it's here.

>>56968560
go be a chef at Wendy's anon.

>>56968560
you will learn someday

>>56968585
55% is pretty good. What did you buy?
I bought PODD and it's only up 25% on my average of $160 per share.

>>56968654
I asked jn the last thread if he said it verbatim, but no reply.

>>56968597
>One of us is going to make money.

>>56968663
Oh yeah and then I can make less money while going deeper into debt
>>56968664
If others can succeed and make a good living then so can I

>>56968654
He even said there may have to be another rate hike. Mumus will pretend he didn't say it but go back and listen. He said it in a reply to Smilek , the cute blonde.

>>56968619
Ohhhhhhhh. Okay.

>>56968653
I'm bearish and I think you're annoying.

>>56968606
Their retardation has been a great source of entertainment for years.

>>56968643
Qrd on the no go and go yahoo stuff? Might check that out, seems cool

>>56968654
he said he thinks we're at the peak b/c the projections are all down from here.
but the reporters were getting nervous and asking real questions like How sticky is sticky Jerome?

>>56968680
>another rate hike before we cut at least three times in 2024
That doesn't make any sense.

I'm sure we're all enjoying our profits right now(except for the bears) but for those of you looking at the macro picture thinking we're in a new bull market, you need to open your eyes a little wider.

A rug pull is coming, I don't know exactly when, but just make sure you take profits. Hodling long term should not even be a consideration. There will be no soft landing, it will be a crash and burn. I'm thinking first quarter 2024 we see the beginning(more bank collapses, more defaults on credit, more unemployment and more war.) Second quarter could be the real blood bath. So just be careful everyone. Bears aren't wrong about the fundamentals. This market is irrational and if you're stuck holding your bags, you're fucked.

I am getting heemed so hard on MSFT today

>>56968645
>set to
>I'm gonna
>will remain
Kek.

Is soxl about to hit $30 this month?

>>56968706
Shut the fuck up.

>30mte calls on spy are $100
Lol.

>>56968684
FUCK IF I EVER LET A BITCH GET USED TO ME

>>56968706
If you think so let's see your short position.

>>56968680
You don't really expect the talking heads to speak the truth do you? They gotta shuck and jive to their masters tune or they'll be replaced by someone else that will.

>>56968706
How much did you lose today?

>>56968694
Call us retarded but we're just watching the yield curve play out like it always does.
And it's even now at the part where it's re-steepening and still you mumus call us retarded. I can't promise I won't dance when the day comes.

>>56968696
I changed the colors so you have dark green for full go, light green for go, yellow is neutral, orange is slightly nogo and then dark red is full nogo. then you just change the time interval to look at the different signals. I have no clue how any of it is actually calculated, but when it says GO you do calls and when it says NOGO you do puts.

POWER

HALF HOUR

AMD 300 EOY
Prove me wrong

>>56968726
I don't have any short positions right now. I'm currently swing trading but will buy puts as soon rug pull is initiated.

>>56968738
How much success have you seen with it? I've been doing spreads for a bit but have been getting fucked lately

>>56968717
I've got over 30% equity on my house that I bought 2 years ago. My rate is locked for 30 years and I'm free to refinance if/when rates come down. If rates come down, prices go up. I've got enough cash to pay for the house in full but doing that is retarded given current rates. Even at these high rates the costs in my area remained high. Rentoids will continue to cope.

>>56968701
>Things he didn't say vs a thing he did say
Mumu cope is starting.
>>56968727
Of course not. I'm just saying what the yield curve is doing. The Fed is just along for the ride.
Mumu death in 2024 gonna be fun ngl

>>56968730
This is turning into a boomer catch phrase and you look like a faggot.
I just thought I would tell you since you consider yourself really cool and sophisticated even though you're just some midwit pig. You deserve to have your narcissistic self-image invalidated because you're such a boring asshole.

>>56968673
>>56968680
there was nothing in the statement that said anything about rate cuts. the market must be looking at the dot plots which indicate 2-3 rate cuts for 2024 and 2-3 more for 2025, or thereabouts

TLT and SPY back to 100% correlation

>>56968666
Alright fine, I was exaggerating a little bit. I'm up about 40% since I was buying on the way up until $160.
Those are pretty insane returns though and I'm pretty proud of myself since I went all in.

>>56968741
IV is fucked, I'm making a sandwich.

>>56968734
>one anon says it's un-inverting
>another says it's re-steepening
what is it now?

>>56968734
Crash is not allowed until after election

>>56968730
Check out LQR, rec'd by zip trader last week. You tell me how much I'm down.

rip my sqqq but i'm not giving up just yet

>>56968775
who cares, yield inversion parrots have been just repeating what their youtube videos tell them for the last 2 years

>>56968741

>>56968775
A steepening *is* uninverting.

>>56968775
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/T10Y2Y

>>56968775
>anon discovers the derivative of a function is itself a function

>>56968763
Just to be clear, these "dots" are the federal reserve's committee?

>>56968662
>Rates have proven beneficial for the stocks driving the markets
>Inflation cooling down but still high enough to ensure nice growth
>Oil/gas on a manageable level
>Record profits
>...
But yeah sure m8, keep clinging to some weird "predictors". Fundamentals rule the market and fundamentals are telling us that the market has never been better. Tech has proven to still have massive room to grow and consumers are willing to pay the "high" prices. Nah, we should be much higher than the 2021 peak

>>56968752
well right now i'm getting fucked because I went on the 1 minute NOGO signal, even though all the longer ones were still in GO mode. But, it's probably more accurate than flipping a coin which is all you really need if you follow strict risk management rules.

>>56968788
Bet you don't even know recession happens when it's fully uninverted.

If only you knew how green BAX really is... we are so WAGMI...

>>56968798
People forget that inflation hurts but its a FANTASTIC driver of profits.

>>56968798
>manageable level
off season

Merry Christmas NIGGERS.

I am officially Euphoric

>>56968775
Those are the same thing you fucking tool

>>56968798
Price charts are the one place where log on the y axis actually makes sense.

>>56968763
who is he?

>>56968795
yes, FOMC members

>>56968800
What risk management rules do you follow? I'm new so I'm curious to hear from others

>>56968798
>muh fundamentals
Dribbled the mumu.
Smart anons know all 3 major fields of analysis are important. Fundamental, technical and sentiment.

>>56968821
Probably Mr Powell himself

You know this feeling of euphoria, anon. You've felt it before.

Sell covered calls, sell shares, buy puts. You have 15 minutes.

>Employee of Tenaron Capital Management seen standing on ledge of balcony at their offices in Texas
What the fuck ahaha
Was this one of you bobos?

>>56968780
We like to think that the FED and the treasury have full control over timing, but the truth is, consumer demand is drying up and seeing as this is a consumer driven economy, the crash is out of the FED's hands. They can keep pumping, but they can't ease the severe distress the consumer is feeling. The gov is doing the same thing the consumer is doing, putting it all on credit and maintaining. But for how long? I think it all collapses before the election.

>>56968821
James Powell

>>56968831
There's also the chug a bottle of smirnoff and send it field of analysis.
I made a trade the other week that's added a ton of movement to my account this way.

>>56968837
10k rats and 5 monke

>>56968801
priced in

>>56968843
>They can keep pumping, but they can't ease the severe distress the consumer is feeling.
Sure they can. Slobbering homebuyers are jumping at "cheap" 7% mortgages.

>>56968837
We've already been over this anon, 10k rats is too much. You could beat everything else with those rats. So its Rats and Gun or Rats and whatever else.

Do I sell my SOXL at $30 or hold?????????????????

>>56968755
>I bought in 2021
>I can just refinance
It just keeps getting better
>I can pay it off I just don't want to
Sure nigger

>>56968858
Recessions are never priced in because upside risk and downside risk are not symmetrical.

>>56968785
you will have your day. keep some dry powder. there has been no real price discovery in the market for years. stock prices are bloated and fake. it'll be a crash for the ages.

>>56968830
>Implying I have any risk management rules

>>56968809
Right? My father's small business literally turned up profits by more than 60% over the last two years as he just kept price gouging the hell out of his customers and employers. People have too much money (especially boomers) and they will happily pay a lot of money for a quality job. Inflation serves as a way to really set apart the smart from the dumb as the smart ones can hugely capitalize on it. Switching jobs this and last year has been such a huge boon to my economy. I have never really had a good salary but these two last years have been great as you can ask for so much money if you have the skill (laboratory engineer reporting in)

>>56968840
Source?

>>56968869
>holding a LETF overnight
lol

>>56968869
sell now

>>56968798
>fundamentals are telling us that the market has never been better
Literally a fake Soviet-tier economy where all the data is made up.

>>56968884
I'm holding a 13x leveraged ETF over the week you fucking pussy.

You fat fucks have no guts.

i told you after the euro low inflation that murrica could follow. europe is leading currently.

euro info came 2 weeks ago.

>>56968837
>You know this feeling of euphoria, anon. You've felt it before.
the same eupohoria in 2007 when strippers and cashiers owned 3 houses and had them all fully rented.

>>56968883
I made it up

>>56968833
Powerru sama
nisu to a meetu you
preaseuh canceru chrissmasu
burrs getting too cockeyu beas needo winno prease an tankaeeoo

>>56968869
There is such a thing as taking partial profits, anon.

>>56968860
Heh, right? Amount of mortgage applications has been rather surging as of late... at 7%. People know that FED are a bunch of pussies and will cut hugely already by next year. Booming economy, low rates. They will then re-finance to significantly lower rates while their property just keeps going up in value.
Those that didn't buy are gonna be priced out forever. Housing will never crash and nor will the consumer

Watch them do the classic
>Dump it after hours so you can't do shit

>>56968911
Sort of. There are no niggers posting in this thread (aside from our token Baggie) so we're not at a multiyear market top. But green dildos everywhere do mean we have a pullback in the next couple days.

For the last week it has been nothing but the most obnoxious, pol-tier bobo posting every fucking day.
Its finally over. Maybe we can talk about stocks again.

>>56968526
rates stay high reits go up
rates go down reits go up
reits go up because they do

provided they don't cut dividend, then ropes go up

can i just say how hilarious it is that you cant even get SPY to show up in yahoo finance search its so backwards you have to google "yahoo finance SPY" to get to the page
lmao

>>56968870
Does it trigger you to know there are people with money?

>>56968947
I really do need to build that short women index

>>56968947
HEY DON'T POST MY BUSINESSWIFE.

>>56968958
What a retarded response.

>>56968941
/biz/ is the financial arm of /pol/. Maybe you should go back to r*ddit.

>>56942456
>AGNC looks bad. it recently made a lower low compared to last years low. the latest low was close to covid low so thats not a good sign. short term it seems bullish but bigger trend has been down. pretty bad.

>>56968935
which is why swing trading is king. there's no fear right now. normies are buying up stonks thinking they won the lottery. there's going to be a lot of hurting people in the next few months. 'b b but you told me soft landing. you told me lower rates cuz economy is strong.'

>>56968962
>SHE

>>56968912
Understandable.

>>56968970

>>56968883
prolly pic related

Today I realized Powell is stupid. He wants to start cutting prior to 2,0% inflation. Is he really expecting that this will not pump it up above 2% in this market?

>>56968962
You could make an inverse of WOMN but it's probably a bad idea. That etf has been mostly just tracking along with spy lately.

>christmas office party starts in 10 hours
pray for me bros

Just sold all my SAVE. There’s no way the DOJ will be allowed to lose this case.

>>56968962
I'd buy it.

>>56969020
>2,0% inflation.
you realize that number is fake, right? it's closer to 15%. 25-35% for consumer goods.

>>56969020
we'll get to enjoy another round of inflation later

>>56969009
ALSO DON'T POST MY MUSICWIFE

Clones?

Good job Jpow you triggered a short squeeze on the Yen.

>>56969045
Please don't post lesbians itt

>>56969045
Olivia Rodrigo > tranny swift

>>56969054
Nah, but they probably ate some tabs and went to Dead shows back in the day.

>>56968921
this is it
this post signals the top of the equities and housing markets

>>56969045
who cares she's barren. fuck real women

>>56968983
based fellow AGNC chad

>>56969055
Do you think the Forex Manga author is going to be ok?

YOU PUSH IT

>>56969045
post-wall roastie. barren womb, future cat lady who will adopt third worlders like charlize and pretend she's a mom.

>>56968905
Imbecile, Europe had their peak in october-november 2022. America in June 2022.

Europe was at 10-11% in Oct-nov.

>>56969054
are you kidding me? Ron Paul HATED the fucking fed. do you hear me. HATED THE FED

>>56969065
>Olivia Rodrigo
Looks like any random latina in my city.

>>56969067
white power brother

>>56968606

>>56969055
fucking japs are going to be livid. they're already in the midst of a currency crisis. i bet they start dumping more US bonds. they can't possibly believe that america is their ally at this point, can they?

PUMPA

>>56969080
thats why they took his clone and forced him to run the fed as a form of eternal torture

>inflation rate still well above 2%
>announces rate cuts

what the fuck is his problem?

>>56968976
You insinuated I made it up seething about the idea that's I bought a home that was both cheap and low rate, that didn't collapse in the housing crash that never came, that's going to go up in value when rates come down, that I gave enough cash to buy in full, that's given me 30% equity in this short time. Seethe more but sometimes people make money. Usually when they don't bet against the USA.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>56969033
And why do you say that? I don't think there were any news today.

>>56969080
Live long enough to see yourself become the villian/
attack it from within

>>56968930
Thinking about grabbing some soxs for this reason.

>>56969103
>given me 30% equity
thats not yours until you sell and close escrow
houses are a LIABILITY not an ASSET

>>56969083
She doesn't look remotely latin.
Also all latinas are disgusting. I don't care if some jew carts them up on a stage.

>>56969055
Based. Time to buy more manga boxsets off their suffering.

>FNKO +7%

>>56969102
>if you don't keep the economy alive until the end of my second term, I'll have the CIA kill your family

Mag7 overperformance relative to SPY with a beta of 2.5 is gone

Small cap Chad's........we're going home

>>56969111
Good
>Kid_at_dinner_table.jpg

>>56969111
Like 1.1% my dude.

>>56969111
I'm pretty bearish but because IV exploded I'm up like 5% so that's neat.

>>56969020
there is no more inflation
everyone just pays double for rent and energy from now on
they squeezed the proletariat and got away with it

>>56969111
>Only +2.74%
Fuck UEC and that Pajeet hedgie. If I could kill every Indian on the planet or Baggie, I'd have to flip a coin.

>>56969096
>>56969125
Anons this means the USD is worth less compared to the Yen now.
You are misreading the chart.

>>56969111
Why yes i'm swinging these why do you ask?

>>56969129
alright. maybe today was a little fake and gay.

>>56969096
In exchange for what? What have we done other than not have a currency that's as shit as the rest of the world? Only solution is to abandon their currency and use USD outright.

>>56969123
>She doesn't look remotely latin.
>doesn't even have a casual knowledge of where the Philippines came from
You should just save yourself the embarrassment and stop.

>>56969111
I would be doing well if I ever sold, but all I do is buy buy buy.

My reaction to the pump.

>>56969136
howd you get the factor?

WTFWT

>>56969111
17 big ones, also checked

>>56969154
I'm sure it had nothing to do with increasing the money supply by 10X.

Time for the worst thing to happen now. People are getting geared up to get these bond yields for the last time at this high yield they can get them.

+$356.89 (+0.88%)

>>56969165
>>56969111
Forgot pic.

>>56969111
+.64%
Mainly due to tech meme gigacorpos shitting the bed

>>56969185
Nvm it showed spy go down 5 dollars for some reason then fixed itself

>>56969134
>he thinks a random dude in a white house controls the US three letter agencies instead of the guys who literally control the US dollar

Dow closed at a record high.

Is copy trading good (to make money)?
I am too retarded to keep up with stocks so i've only ever made money with vanguard ETF's, but im getting jealous of some peoples insane gains

>>56969121
I'm never selling. Houses aren't investments. They're a shelter. It's an investment in that I can live in my area without any costs besides taxes. High equity is just a based metric to remind me how priced out rentoids are.

>>56969179
I type
>((AMZN*AAPL*MSFT*NVDA*GOOG*META*TSLA)^(1/7))*19700/SPY^2.5
((AMZN*AAPL*MSFT*NVDA*GOOG*META*TSLA)^(1/7)) is equal weight Mag7
*19700 is a scaling factor to get the historical median around 100
/SPY^2.5 is for dividing by SPY with a beta of 2.5

Everyone lets strap up and get into TLT we know the drill.

>>56969111
+12%
shitcoin mining companies go brrr

>>56967677
watch that mag 7 money flow into my stonks

>>56969055
bessu friends

>>56969111
Real nice. Up $1500 for 3.3%

>>56969167
the dollar is fake and gay and everyone knows it. they all know that we'll never be able to pay off 34 trillion in debt. they know that we can't even pay the interest on it. the world has awakened to the fact that the dollar is toxic and anyone that holds it will go down with the ship. that's why you see mass divesting of US bonds by foreign governments.

Is there an easy way to correct a number for inflation relative to a specific date? E.g., I want to know what 500k on 01/01/2023 is worth today.

>>56969248
What do they use instead?

>>56969248
Reminder that US debt is now only 40% of the global bond market.

>>56969238
unironically this. it's where everyone will run when the stock market rolls over.

>>56969220
Oh sorry, my bad:
>if you don't keep the economy alive until the end of my second term, the CIA will kill your family

>ADBE

>>56969111
Not sure exactly but my number is biggest I've seen in a while.

>>56969237
>*19700
should be *1970000

>dow ath
>nasdaq 100 ath
spy ath tomorrow
bobo niggers all in rope

>>56969074
Pain Desu
first bots took his job
now AI

>>56969266
Good. Fuck those guys. I'll still keep using their garbage product, though.

>>56969111
checked & all green at close today

>>56969255
their own currency. it's much more easy to purchase oil w/o dollars now. saudi arabia will take yuan, ruble, yen, they don't give a shit. the world is phasing out of dollars.

>>56969248
>mass divesting of US bonds by foreign governments
check your facts. not happening yet

>>56969055
Quick Japan! Do some more yield control bullshit! It didn't work for 30 years but maybe itll magically work now!!!

>>56969237
ahh so a sort of "perfect" log to re-index to 100

>>56969266
Neat.

>>56969291
They don't really have to divest though. Just... let them roll off their balance sheets. Or even hold a constant dollar amount while Yellen digs us deeper into a debt/inflation hole.

>>56969111
Pretty well considering I am positioned 80% t-bills.

>>56969111
GDXU and LABU be rocking since I bought in the morning.
Taking some profits into crypto trash like CLSK, MARA, BITF, IREN, WULF, BTBT once Bitcoin tests 44K again.


>>56969179
>>56969237
>>56969271
Here's my Mag 7 index (based on if you just took the same S&P500 computation and removed the S&P493)

>>56969294
This is good for Japan. Bad for equities.

>>56969291
yes it is, kike shill.

>>56969111
+4%

My net worth is about 600k, can anyone beat that? Not counting hours and car and stuff, just numbers on screen that belong to me.

>>56969339
He's right. Also that would be crazy bullish if they did.

WHAT THENFUCK WAS THAT

>Dow RSI on the daily at 87,2
I can't believe it. Out of all these indices, the Dow is the single most bullish one. I should have bought more. We will do another 10% by EoY, easily

>>56969294
>>56969096
>>56969167
>>56969163
retards cant even read a simple currency pair chart and they are trading equities

KYS plebs you disgust me

>>56969339
It's literally the Polish government trying to cover for Biden, and they're trying to laugh it off.

>>56969316
I also did that but we don't have the same weights at all. I think yours are wrong, mine give AAPL contributing 345 points and MSFT contributing 326 which is about correct.

a...are we going to dump at the start of next year again?

>>56969358
no, he's wrong and so are you.
https://www.naturalnews.com/2023-07-31-countries-including-allies-dumping-us-treasury-bonds.html

Ok name me ONE reason why I shouldn't by 0DTE SPY calls tomorrow right when the euro market opens

Why are like US companies trading at like 35-40 P/E and still melt up??

DXY??

>>56969382
Prove it

>>56969390
Nah

>>56969385
>>56969316
nvm I just realised that they're scaled differently but have similar ratios

Hey guys I've been comfyHODLing $VOO for a little while now and today's last minute +1.25% felt great :3c

>>56969399
That was 4 months ago, it happens every year, and already ended in November.

This market gives me diarrhea.
Buy everything.

>>56969290
And how do they track balance when every currency fluctuates wildly in the time it takes to pay back? I'm gonna be really pissed if that 10 trillion yen order is only worth 3 trillion yen when it comes time to pay.

>>56969385
>>56969417
FYI, I had to guess the proprietary "S&P500 divisor" factor.

>>56969403
you should have bought 1dte today, too late anon

>>56969414
Wait for them to accidentally leak their time zone again. Alternatively, if you're an autist that pays close attention, you can see that they follow the same script as on /k/ and /pol/.

>>56969409
Because the future P/E is potentially 1 :)

>>56969207
>>56969247
Well done gentlemen. Well done.

BUY BUY BUY

>>56969419
have you been paying attention to the recent bond auctions? they've been failures. Foreigners are unloading their US debt. how can you be oblivious to this?

>>56969390
you have to wait after Biden gets reelected chud.

>>56969376
We need ppl in the wreckage brother. Don't correct them.

>>56969445
Well it’s pretty late here anon but keep up the good fight schizo

>>56969443
>you should have bought 1dte today, too late anon
Yeah should've bought them right after the Powell speech. Oh well this was my first Powell meeting
But do you really think the pump WON'T continue tomorrow?

>>56969449
>potentially

>>56969464
Sometimes it doesn't

https://www.reuters.com/markets/china-japan-share-us-bond-market-shrinks-record-low-mcgeever-2023-08-23/
"China's US bond holdings are at a 20 year low. Japan's US bond holdings are at a record low."

>>56969462
The next 12 months of US politics are going to be fucking hilarious.
>Biden trying to convince everyone he's not a useless dementia patient
>Someone getting nominated by the GOP to spank his ass
Honestly, Trump being voted back in would be fucking hilarious and likely pump the markets to absolute fuck.

>>56969390
possibly

/10Y bros ww@?

>>56969464
depends on how you think it will play out, if you are betting on a big move before us markets up buying 1dte calls just before close is fine
if you are not betting on pre-market but only during normal market hours waiting for 0dte is fine
by fine i mean really risky

>cut rates in 2024
>inflation rips back to 7%
>everyone blames Biden
>Trump re-elected
>make money on SPY calls in the process

5d chess from JPow here

>>56969488
facking hell, knew I should've put some more duration

>>569693
https://ticdata.treasury.gov/resource-center/data-chart-center/tic/Documents/slt_table5.html

Hey guys I hate Gme too but 18$ is 18$

>>56969481
>Trump being voted back in would be fucking hilarious and likely pump the markets to absolute fuck.
I'm bearish and I would be okay with this. Just as long as every last glownigger that's responsible for the last four years, both foreign and domestic, spends the rest of their life being waterboarded in Guantanamo Bay.

>Yen presents

>>56968522
I chuckled

>Shit&Poop 493
What do you call this pattern?

>>56969521
>>56969521

>>56969111
13.76%

>>56969515
As long as they use rat poison instead of water, sure.

>>56969481
if Trump gets convicted and Trump has to be escorted out of prison into the White House it'll be one hell of a time to be alive.

>>56969027
>WFH
>get to avoid all office social interactions
Dear Jesus, please protect this anon in his time of need.

>>56969111
>UPRO
>XXXX
Yeah, I'm thinking two (2) costco hot dogs for dinner tonight.

>>56969535
His first Presidential pardon would be himself, followed by an absolute shitstorm. If you think the average poltard is a radical, you ain't seen NOTHIN yet considering what he's been through. After JFK they realised that assassinating anti-war presidents was bad PR so dragging them through the mud was better. Trump is not a happy man and has no reason to be. Somewhere between a Trump re-election, Wilders in Holland, and Milei in Argentina, I'm hoping for some major lulz.

>>56969540
fancy

>>56968921

Can confirm. Bought a new construction house in August 2023 for $437,340.00. They haven't even broken ground on it yet because the ground is frozen here. Since August, the property is now worth $550,000.00 and counting. I'm a construction manager with a lot of construction ties, so I am going to turn the basement into a two bedroom apartment and crack peoples' heads for rent. Where I live is also a bit rural so I have next to no competition from the three apartment buildings in the area that are always full.

>>56969111
+3.54%

>>56969451
green dildo go up

>>56969567
I'm hoping for Chapter 3 Trump's Revenge. Absolute shitstorm of deported illegals, indicted democrats, full blown china trade war sending markets into an autistic flurry of growth and contractions as the chinks bow down and kiss our asses. Please please please let it happen.

>>56968599
did it ded in backwards?

>>56969451
I check the US treasury yield curve literally every day. There's insane demand for treasuries, especially long term ones.

>>56969688
Even if he got elected he wouldn't do shit. The only good thing about Trump at this point is that he causes the retard foot solders to overreact enough to wake White people to how bad things are.

>>56969688
I don't even think China is the enemy at this point. Just trade with them as normal. They do things their way internally, sure, just trade with them lmao

>>56969718
Trump has been completely radicalised by his treatment the last few years, and is old enough at this point that he just doesn't give a fuck. I'm UK and would love nothing more than to watch the shitstorm unfold if he was re-elected. It would be Milei levels of "wait what" except in a relevant economy.

>>56968648
son, are you retarded? these people are trying to give you a hand here.

>>56969819
Why didn't he cross the rubicon on jan6?
All those people got rugpulled.

>>56969854
He was caught between a rock and a hard place. He wanted to "democratically" protest the result, but then the cops ushered everyone inside peacefully and called it a riot, declaring him as someone attempting to take over the country by force. Now he's seen where peaceful protesting gets you, and the extents his enemies will go to, and if given that power again I'd love to see what he does with it.

>>56968709
Look at AVUV, it's over for MAG7, time for small cap value.

>>56969896
He didn't even jail Hilary. I get major "trust the plan" vibes from him these days.

why is the stock market not open 24/7?
isnt it a 24/7 economy?

>>56970027
>why is the stock market not open 24/7?
That would be super annoying.
Japan even does a lunch break. I wish we had that.

>>56968533
what german town is that?

>>56969382
Poland is an irrelevant shithole

>>56970228
Poland is the only decent part of Europe now.
It is a shithole but the rest of Europe is way worse.
Even my boomer parents stopped flying to Paris because they don't want to get stabbed by a Muslim.