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Anonymous Wed Dec 13 16:51:06 2023 No.56965775 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine not being able to make it as a woman. Imagine not starting an ASMR channel with oil and lotion sounds where its vaguely implied youre jerking the guy off while wearing ultra-revealing clothes on youtube and then advertising a linktree to an onlyfans where you actually give handjobs and show your tits and maybe more. Like ultra soft porn where you can maintain some sense of self dignity since its just boobs its not like youre taking cocks for money even.

Its impossible to resist, like it just works. It just fucking works its like a bethesda game. ASMR, revealing clothes, oil and lotion sounds, implied jerkoff right into an onlyfans. Free advertising. Theres an infinite number of women in the world and for some reason this is the one whos tits I want to pay to see. I cracked the code. If I was a woman Id be exorbitantly wealthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 16:52:37 2023 No.56965789 You're stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 16:53:45 2023 No.56965802 >>56965789 BREAKING NEWS: ANON MAKES BASED POST

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 16:53:49 2023 No.56965805 Many try Few succeed

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 16:54:51 2023 No.56965820 >>56965802 You replied the wrong post youre supposed to reply to the OP. >>56965789 Stupid like a fox.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 16:59:02 2023 No.56965862 Also I dont actually have the onlyfans but her banner is her asshole spread with panties on covering the actual hole but showing the brown area around it. Das it mane.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:04:47 2023 No.56965921 >>56965775 A woman with good tits or ass can enter in whatever telegram shitcoin group and get payed to write the $**** on the boobs

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:05:32 2023 No.56965928 >>56965775 what if you're an ugly woman?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:08:10 2023 No.56965955 >>56965928 there's ugly bitches making money too there's even ugly fat bitches making money like this

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:09:27 2023 No.56965965 >>56965775 >dead eyes You hate to see it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:13:09 2023 No.56966005 >>56965775 Imagine not getting her stuff for free through coomer.su/onlyfans/user/lucybt

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:14:50 2023 No.56966023 >>56965965 Shes Colombian, has black abyss eyes yea Im not a fan. Her nose and philtrum are nice though.Bit brown for my liking but Im not sticking my dick in her am I. If she started to jerk me off I wouldnt take her hand off it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:16:42 2023 No.56966037 >>56966005 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIL9wLxG01M no no no no no

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:38:29 2023 No.56966285 >>56965928 if a woman is skinny and makes an effort (not super bitchy, dresses nice, have interests) she can go very far (with me)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:39:36 2023 No.56966298 >>56966023 that's enough internet for today anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:41:51 2023 No.56966328 File: 8 KB, 226x223, mfw thicc gun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56966285 >>56966298 >he likes skinny women

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:44:39 2023 No.56966355

Anyways lesson about women: if the actual Lucy came into this thread the guy she would want to fuck her (who wouldnt) would probably be me even despite my insulting her eyes and skin tone because I said I wanted her to jerk me off and Im not a pussy like
>>56966285
Yea she can be my egyptian ballwasher.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 17:54:16 2023 No.56966473 >>56966328 they look better in lingerie and latex

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:02:44 2023 No.56966572 >>56966473 Latex is degenerate but then again so is letting Colombians jerk you off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:06:23 2023 No.56966612 >>56966572 >degenerate My tastes are sophisticated. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:12:34 2023 No.56966705 >>56966612 >having sex with a rubber tree is sophisticated

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:25:51 2023 No.56966859 >>56966705 >warp reality to make it seem bizarre DUDE

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:33:15 2023 No.56966939 File: 686 KB, 730x902, Cant Handle The Bantz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56966859 Cant handle the bants?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:34:45 2023 No.56966957 File: 428 KB, 1682x1259, 1698413582244133.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56966939 Can't handle rubber trees? Pathetic

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:37:33 2023 No.56966984 File: 342 KB, 600x478, distancing yourself from anime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56966957 Now its starting to make sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:40:52 2023 No.56967021 File: 213 KB, 1200x958, 1701634434412713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56966984 >post anime == anime centric lifestyle What a weirdo! Now I'd assume everything takes a lot of time to make sense to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:41:53 2023 No.56967032 File: 130 KB, 603x783, anime-homosexual-agenda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56967021 Ive never heard of an anime centric lifestyle, what exactly is that in your opinion.

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:42:54 2023 No.56967046

you're not even looking at a woman. you're looking at millions of pixels of light from a scrying mirror and jerking off to flashing electrons.

you're looking at light that simulates sexual excitement and triggers it in you. it isn't real and yet your body is tricked into a state of sexual tension.

simply by observing light and hearing sound.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:43:16 2023 No.56967049 File: 759 KB, 866x731, safe_90781a7235fef9bf1855d9fe0a63f457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56967032 Next topic. Why are you so bored? I wfh and posting here is comfy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:44:24 2023 No.56967067 File: 2.46 MB, 2048x1598, 1702250111365506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56967046 what do you think is happening in real life? kek

Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:44:57 2023 No.56967074
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>>56967049
Im bored because Im bored of living and every day is another day spent in deaths waiting room. Im actually a really sad person whos hurting inside real bad and this is a brief moment of carelessness joking about colombian dick jerkers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:48:04 2023 No.56967113 >>56967074 do you have some kind of illness? I have Crohn's but that's pretty much solved for me, thank god for biologics. I also have a chalazion in my eyelid and it gets infected often. I'm waiting for surgery next month

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 18:52:17 2023 No.56967152 >>56965775 Imagine participating in industrial society

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:00:00 2023 No.56967235 >>56966473 >latex Ewww it always looks like shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:00:01 2023 No.56967236 File: 87 KB, 850x400, ted kaczynski hope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56967152 >>56967113 Uncle Ted keeps me strong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:03:30 2023 No.56967284 File: 525 KB, 1080x1628, Screenshot_20231213-140259_DuckDuckGo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56967236 for me, its illimitablemen

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 19:11:27 2023 No.56967397 File: 322 KB, 768x800, sam bankman fried faggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56967284 >toxic people

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:23:51 2023 No.56968547 >>56967067 pheromones play a massive role is real life attraction

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:27:36 2023 No.56968613 >>56965775 imagine not using AI to do the same thing as a man

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 20:31:39 2023 No.56968687 >>56965805 Realistic take. Some men have low standards, but they do have standards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:40:49 2023 No.56969692 If i were a woman I would feel like I want to maintain some sense of dignity rather than do that. And go do it for MY chad exclusively

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 13 21:57:35 2023 No.56969866 >>56965775 I listen to a certain dog loving demon vtuber who is in reality an angel. I took so much damage from the bear market. I was barely alive. Her ASMRs have contributed to my current success and recovery.

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