/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nigger

paypal bros i am gonna fomo into calls

/OJ bros... Lean hog bros...

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

Jew market

>>56964686
ukranianbros....

Beary Christmas FOMC

Literally the exact tick I go long the market starts pulling back. What fucking Jew magic bullshit is this

This is the top.
I say for the 100th time this year

Santa Rallies Best Rallies
Lets go Powell!

Down, be still thy cursed wolf
The master scorns its name
Dive to the next plain
The sullen and the vain
Suffer for greed
The prodigal they bleed
For all eternity
Plutus holds the key

Should I go all in on NRGU right now?

>>56964676
LLAP PUMP

>>56964720
Oracle is the all in, currently

FUCKIN TECHTRANNIES

What the hell is wrong with SAVE dude

Why does the market stop moving every time I enter a position but moves rapidly when I'm not in one

Just lost a funded futures account because of this faggot crab market. I am going to blow my fucking brains out

How we feeling about FOMC? CPI is cooling down and headed toward the 2% target. PPI is also at 2021 levels

I bought the generational top it seems

>>56964686
Damn, the rich get richer, the lean get leaner, no justice

The market *deserves* a surprise rate hike desu

bought puts yesterday
puts getting heemed today

SIKE! Time to POOOOMP again hehe

>>56964684
I have so much unvested company stock. pls

>>56964744
No, don't do it. Although from your previous post I can't understand how you lost money.

>>56964686
Tell me about it...

>>56964774
Of course right after I get stopped out of my long
>>56964784
Because the exact moment I enter trades I get reversed. Doesn't matter if I'm long or short the market IMMEDIATELY rockets backwards to tag my stop.

jpow is at 1 est right?

>>56964746
>JPow: How many times do I have to say I ain't lowering shit any time soon you fucking retards
>Media: HOW TO POSITION YOURSELF FOR IMMINENT CUTS

>>56964795
The fact we are still above 3% is abyssmal. After 2 years of high inflation. Double y/y effect and still 150% of the goal target. There won't be cuts until end of 2024.

Long QQQ and cute girls.

>>56964795
It's actually pretty incredible. I can't conceive of any explanation that doesn't involve a corrupt media just running interference while banks and their glowfaggots do their market manipulation.

BABA bros...

>>56964795
If Jellen says we cut, we cut. Bitchboy JPow had to listen to mommy
Maybe not now but 100% in the first 3 months of next year. Markets are forward looking so for all I care I'm pricing it in.

Stop this rally right now and have some fun. You crossed the line!! You move too fast!! STOP RIGHT NOW! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I need some dips to buy! Slow it down baby just get this rally out of my face!

Bababababababababab

Sell BABA baby!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tTT8rHII-M

>>56964828
>I'm pricing it in
Isn't that exactly what the market ALREADY has done?

Recent moves by Nasdaq’s rival Eurex, which is owned by Deutsche Börse, suggest the zero-day trend is starting to gather momentum in Europe too. Eurex launched daily expiries for options on the Euro Stoxx 50 index in August. Last week, it added similar options tied to Germany’s benchmark Dax index.

>>56964859
No still working on it

Things are crazy

YOU PUSH IT

>>56964744
trade micro futures on you own, targeting 10--100 usd per day tops for 6 months

>>56964865
Explains the abhorrent trading days.

>>56964841
I'm not fucking selling! The guy in the suit in the music video is cute.

I keep selling at what I think is the top...
Not everything, just a little bit to lock in some profits...
But it keeps going up

Silver is getting absolutely heemed.

>>56964895
It's because the current federal regime has literally no morals or shame whatsoever.

a noob question: what happens when a stock broker goes bankrupt? do I lose all my stocks?

>>56964895
Many such cases. I'm the inverse of your I buying the bottom, but It's a bottomless pit.

>>56964895
green is green man

>>56964908
What ethnicity is the guy in that photo? It's a Russian sentiment, but he doesn't have Russian facial features or hair. I can't place him

>>56964931
He looks like your average anglo American.

Schwab 3 month CDs at 5.51%

>>56964931
I'd bet he's from the germanic or nordic countries

>>56964931
Looks more polish than russian.

>>56964931
>>56964948
He's Russian I'm not sure if it's Moscow or Saint Petersburg though... I'm positive it's Moscow but not 100% sure.

>>56964931
thassa brit

TSLAbros


AHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING DOWN

>>56964676
Pfizer going down today. My shorts are up 250%

>>56964931
he looks like a blonde version of me, and im eastern slav

>>56964958
no. Our heads are rounder. I say this as a Polish person.

>>56964946
How can I buy this in interactive brokers

>>56964938
>>56964948
>>56964968
>>56964998
>>56965007
This is why they say every war in Europe is a civil war.

>>56965024
Saying all of europe is the same culturally / ethnically is like saying all of africa or all of asia is the same

>>56965024
No more brother wars.

>>56965001

I woke up and had no morning wood this morning... we about to rate hike.

He blew all the money they made this year on cocaine and hookers. Don’t (you) me

500k networth and I still feel poor

6 figure hell is real bros, I cant go on like this - im tired bros, im really tired

>>56965044
Absolutely. I'd argue European culture is even more diverse than Africa. It's still a tragedy when we fight. We have enough enemies on the outside.

Always do the opposite of the day on fomc. Never fails.

>>56965064
Brother shut the fuck up you're doing better than 99% of the world.

>>56965048
Based

>>56964906
You "should" get re-imbursed.

But remember that you don't own the legal title of the stocks (the broker does), you have "beneficial" ownership.

>OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE STOCKS ARE TOO HIGH THIS IS LE HECKIN INSANE
VT is way below its ath in 2021. Bobos are retarded faggots who can't get enough after two years of bear market and indizes are insanely narrow. The bear heeming will be brutal next year.

oil bottom wen

>>56965099
He's perfect. Checked.

>>56965001
People realised EVs are a scam.

will soxl hit $30?

>>56965099
your post improved my mood. I hope you have a good day fren

>>56965111
6.5 is pretty cool guy

Tech bears. Is there any thesis left? You’ve gotten heemed this year

>>56965183
Yeah. I think we could get into the 40s in 2024.
AI hype will last for atleast a few years

>>56965193
oops

>>56965194
My pair trade is still going well
>short BOIL
>short tech

>>56965100
Thanks. So I assume that if broker is in some really deep shit (e.g. some massive debts) then I probably won't get back everything (or anything). Kinda scary.

>>56965216
But hasn’t tech ripped up all year?

>>56964826
Buy, you homo
This is an opportunity
I have 200, I'm down 7% but I'm going to buy if it goes under 65
Not in a hurry though

>>56965183
I think we have a good chance of 30 by Friday if we lucky. My avg cost per share is 40 but planning to just take to loss on it once it gets to 30. Want off this triple leveraged train.

>>56965127
I NEED it at 250 tho

>>56965200
KEK SOXS bros getting btfo all year. SOXS will probably reverse split. I feel sorry for any Semi bears

>>56965111
estimates at 60

>>56965228
I was buying I'm out of cash in the account going to deposit more EOY and buy.

LLAP GANG
WE ARE SAVED

>>56965194
Test me

>>56965224
but look at BOIL

>>56964676
BUY NKGN!

Thinking about buying to close my shorts ahead of FOMC.

>>56965111
What are you buying? Oil companies index?

>>56965257
PUMP IT! PUMP IT TO MORDOR AND BACK

The markets in a funny state.
It's been climbing and everyone thinks it's gotta come down.
But it doesn't want to, because that's be just what they'd be expecting.
It will do this forever.
It will never, ever come down.
But because I think that it won't, it will.
Hm.
It will until most or everyone thinks it won't fall then it will. Everyone, or most, or just me?

>>56965275
>Oil
Beverly Hillbillies Anime Remake

I'm still holding my BOIL calls. They are healing.

Warren Buffett sold $30B in stock incase you guys were looking for the top signal. I love how the "dude just buy and hold forever" guy has been pump and dumping shitcoins all year

>there is still a BBBY thread

>>56965315
Pump nkgn

Damnit Miyazaki AI why is your perspective so fucked

>>56965327
Look, if you were that retarded and lost that much money and didn't understand it you'd be coping for months too.
Let them have their thread, it's probably the only value they'll ever get out of being a shareholder.

what are we buying before 2:30?

The best kind of Tomboy is the prepared one who has gloves to save their sundresses.

>>56965345
>Tomboy
>big boobs
>long hair
>dress
this word truly has lost all meaning huh

>>56965220
In theory the customer assets should be ringfenced from the companies own finances, so it should never happen, but who knows.

full service family style gas station.

>>56965339
It's 16:07

>>56965339
What happens at 2:30? Surprise rate hike as a holiday gift from Jay to all the bears who've been patiently waiting for a chance to cum?

>>56965345
>Tomboy

I'm too afraid to buy, even though this is the bottom.

>>56965312
I could get behind this.
But also married with children too.

>>56965355
Do you guys protect yourself from such scenario by using several brokers, or do you just yolo it?

This is literally 2008 2.0 how does no one see it?

Same exact shit happened back then everyone was euphoric the soft landing was coming inflation was going down. Fed cut rates and that was the top.

Recessions are lagged by 12-24 months from yield curve inversion.

Wonder if we'll ever see him again

>>56965401
So what exactly will collapse this time, wise anon, and due to what reason? Because 2008 actually had a reason behind it, y'know? And it was not inflation or yield curve inversion kek

>>56965354
Don't make me post the chart,
Girly Tomboy is the esoteric mans choice.
Elly May Clampett could kick Kaska's ass.

>>56965364
at 2:30 somewhere a call will be made to someone.

>>56965401
>This is literally 2008 2.0 how does no one see it?
2 more weeks.

>>56965339
Nkgn

>>56965401
Unfortunately commercial real estate is held by rich people and not poors like housing

>>56965410
Who knows. Were you betting on a mortgage blowout?

>>56965389
Why would you worry about it unless you hundreds of millions? The chances are near zero.

I feel so bad for bears right now. Not only are they losing money, but they look like total fucking idiot retards. They're my bros though. I hope they make it through

>UEC: -14%

>>56965401
>muh inversion

>>56965427
>Who knows.
That's why I'm asking the bobotard
>Were you betting on a mortgage blowout?
No I'm not betting on shit lmfao, but clearly there is no tumbling gigantic industry anywhere to be seen so no collapse

>>56965450
Amir Adnani probably dumping millions in shares.

>>56965406
Is this that annoying proselytizing anon?

>>56965410
2007 would have been the same with or without bank crashes. Nothing has to collapse for equities to do a -50%. It will just be a flat or negative GDP in 2nd half of 2024 followed by job layoffs.

Layoffs is what kills the equity market because of it's a vicious cycle of lowered earnings and lowered consumption.

The very strong disinflation we've had in the second part of this year is a clue that the fed rate hike might have been too aggressive, which will lead to negative GDP in 2nd half of 2024. The peak effects of monetary policy change aren't felt for 18-24 months.

Like I said expect inflation to keep falling like a rock, for fed to cut aggressively in first half of 2024. Everyone will be euphoric for a few months and then the reality of negative GDP will set in.

NKGN TO THE MOON. PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>>56965459
When there’s an obvious tumbling industry, it’s too late. You’re already in the recession. I’m not necessarily arguing in favor of other anon that there will be a face-melting recession, but you’re retarded

>MSFT
wtfwt!??!

BABAhhhhhh

>>56965415
Are they going to make a call from beyond the grave?

>>56965495
Oh no, guys, you weren't buying *BABA* were you? You were supposed to buy BABA *puts*, BABA puts. Sorry about that.

>>56965467
>2007 would have been the same with or without bank crashes
Once again, banks crashing is a consequence not the cause you bobotard

Holy shit imagine being on /biz/ and not knowing the reason for the 2008 crash

Why are automotives taking an absolute shit today?

>>56965495
We're going to a price earning multiple of 1 it seems.

>>56965518
If BABA hits 5 dollerinos i might even buy it kek. Like 50 shares just for the lulz

>>56965455
inversions are not a recession indicator, they're literally the CAUSE of recessions

when price of capital goes up companies are forced to lay people off or cut back on production which leads to lower earnings and lower consumption which is literally what a recession is

it's literally he price you have to pay to get inflation under control

>>56965194
Only thesis I have (which is probably just a cope) but I feel it could be manipulation of the highest caliber to fool market (really institutional investors) into being bullish for a rugpull next year. Only reasoning is there literally hasn't been any dips since oct yet were having random stocks pump 10% in a day on ...nothing. Theory is it could be algos shift money around to make it look like a run. But who knows.

Solid NOGO signal spotted on the ticker SPY. 60% of the time this signal is accurate 100% of the time.

>>56965509
What was the cause?

>>56965464
Pic was the BOIL kang.
There's another BOIL shill that became obsessed after BOIL blew up his portfolio last spring, and posts much more regularly.

>>56965523
P/E 1 would be around 10-11$.

>>56965406
We told him to stop, he wouldnt listen

When SOXL went from 8 to 16, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to see Overleveraged Semiconductors hit a hundred per share. Now I know I shall not see the next share split. None of us know our end, really, or what financial hand will guide us there. A hedgefund may buy shares for a man, a broker may diversify for a client, but that man can also manage his own investments, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever your finances are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be politicians or brokers of money and power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to invest in thus," or that monetary virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

Soft landing. Buy TMF

>People continuing to play options during stagflation

>le highly anticipated trailer of all time hits
>Stock barely moves
>A random Wednesday
>Stock spikes up to $160

Someone please explain this. Or is it because I literally just sold 2 days ago and God wants to fuck with me?

>>56965571
Takes boomers a couple of days to read the newspaper.

>>56965571
The stock jumped on the *announcement* of the trailer

>It's "overly optimistic" to expect the Fed to cut interest rates by March, India's former central bank chief Raghuram Rajan tells Bloomberg's
>@menakadoshi
> in Mumbai.

BTFO BY SUPERPOWER 2030

>>56965571

You realize a short term investment is 364 days, right?

>>56965535
>What was the cause?
Houses, credit and rich people lying to rich people about poor people not being poor

>>56965568
>soft landing
>shit's damn near at all time highs
Did we take off again already? I was supposed to transfer to calls when we landed.

>>56965585
>>56965571
My dad forgot the pincode for his Iphone 14max

>MFW RTX is somehow NOT a piece of shit

>>56965570
Ofcourse. You need even more leverage because the movement is so small.

Do roth ira chads use Bond ETFs or another strategy? I read the difference between buying bonds and bond etfs but I'm dumb

>>56965327
if it or /GME/ ever stops all those retards will come here

>>56965631
Nearly my entire Roth IRA is optoins on individual stocks.

>>56965631
You should be able to buy both. Roth and trad IRAs are usually restricted from having margin (beyond covering unsettled tradebux).

>>56965654
Incredibly based.

>>>451773600
What happened hedgies? Are you happy he is facing trial?

>>56965631
The point of a roth is tax advantaged growth. Why would you take that benefit and buy stuff with the lowest return possible?

>>56965654
I've been wanting to add more bonds to my roth and started a semi bond ladder and put some in AGG

>>56965570
wtf bro thats how you make money during stagflation
You better be just pretending to be retarded

>>56965401
We all see it, but the market doesn't care. What's the VIX at?

>>56965671
My rollover IRA is almost all bonds. So the +-10-5% daily movements in the Roth get canceled out by the 0.0001% movements in the rollover and the total daily movement looks sane.

>>56965678
How do I learn to trade options and calls?

>>56965535
They were handing out mortgages to literally just about anyone back then

>>56964676
Pump LLAP

>Bloomberg Markets

>@markets
>The EU decides to release more than €10 billion of aid earmarked for Hungary, a major win for Prime Minister Viktor Orban ahead of a crucial summit on Ukraine that the nationalist leader is threatening to torpedo

Who doesn't love that trashpile that is the EU?

>>56965665
can't the bond fund moon, while the indexes get fucked and when the boys over at F.E.D. invoke emergency rate cuts to 0%? then you just change from your bond fund back to the index?

>>56965690
https://www.tastylive.com/learn-courses

>>56965665
Fair point but bonds have been a great yeild this year and I'm going for the 60/40 portfolio

>>56965698
I wouldn't want to be holding a bond fund when that happens because everyone's probably going to start bailing.
This is why I buy individual bonds/treasuries and not ETFs.

>>56965700
THANK YOU <3

>>56965690
the Way of one thing is the Way of all things, dear anon
>google and read, dumbass
options profit calculator website helps, hell the chad fidelity broker has an options builder which honestly is scary how easy it makes it

Second level NOGO signal spotted on the SPY. 69% of the time this signal is accurate 100% of the time.

>>56965744
Don't bullshit us, Baggie. Just say your rabbi told you to sell.

>>56965697
I love Poland. I've made money investing in them.

IT'S OUR TIME SOON

>>56965738
I can only use interactive brokers which is the one I have my meager money in it.

>>56965535
leverage and passing the buck.

>>56965759
>mfw a yuro was poor near me

>>56965749
First signal

>>56965535
>>56965695

>>56965749
second signal

Fuck this, i'm gonna play Fortnite - crazy red and blue (complete ADHDmode)

>missed my TA meme lines' buy signal this morning on SPY because i was jerking off too much
Cooming cost me a couple G again.

Anyone else's gfs/wifes hair get stuck in your ass crack?
Just pulled out like 3 of the long bastards.
Buy AVAV.

>>56965781
does anyone else get errors on this webm?

>>56965770
I'm in LATAM

>>56965791
No, it's 100% error free.

>>56965791
No clue why that'd be.

>>56965786
You have any idea how much money I spend on my Gookfu? Those designer clothes and handbags are fucking expensive.

>>56965785
>
No, but I found hair of my ex even 5-6 years after we split up. (redhead)
In the velcro of a messenger bag or somewhere else, can't remember, but I found it.

>>56965791
>he clicked it
congrats on your new spyware anon.

>>56965785
My girlfriend’s wife doesn’t like men much but she does let me sniff her panties on occasion.

>>56965791
It has errors for gay people for some reason

Uranium getting the heeming treatment right now.

Closed my BOIL calls. Getting ready to go to the gym. Should have bought more yesterday :(

>>56965795

THIRD LEVEL NO GO SIGNAL!!! DO NOT GO! I REPEAT DO NOT FUCKING GO NOW!!!

>>56965535
People invested in illiterate Mexicans because "everyone is the same and we shouldn't be racist" then got raped when the bills came due.

Either market collapses tomorrow or we push to 540 SPY

>>56965818
>girlfriend’s wife

>>56965832
I'm really not sure TA makes sense just before FOMC.

BITF shill here AGAIN. You bought, right?
I’ve been giving this advice for almost a month now but it seems most people hate money.
With the runup in crypto it was a fucking no brainer

>>56965843
Think about it. If you were a woman you'd be gay too.
It's really weird how many of them even claim to enjoy sex.

>>56965843
Millennials are a sick generation

how do i use this information to play FOMC properly

>>56965829
Imagine going to the gym and paying the gym jew for using some scrap metal weights.
I only do 300 pushups and 100 pullups every day for absolutely free. It takes me like 20mins and i would smash your little twinkie frame like you wouldnt believe.
Not posting physique because im not a gay faggot

>>56965847
lol, what ever. I wanna buy calls ahead of the meeting too, but I have to do it at the right time.

Timing the market properly can absolutely crush time in the market if you do it properly and avoid losses.

>>56965839
We collapse to 540. I mean the economy collapses but SPY reaches 540

LLAP bros... What's happening

>>56965854
I bought and then took profit last week.

>>56965866
how can I profit from gymfags?

>>56965345
>>56965358
based and Oilpilled

>>56965866
>i would smash your little twinkie frame like you wouldnt believe.
>Not posting physique because im not a gay faggot
All invalidated

>>56965866
Someone gave me a pullup bar and I have a few dumbells.
But you can do a lot with just body weight workouts.

>>56965880
Open up a gym.
They pay monthly but dont show up after the 3 visit

>>56965859
>If you were a woman you'd be gay too.

>>56965866
Anon if you weren't a twink you wouldn't be able to do 100 pullups...

>>56965880
sell them heavy shit to pick up and put down, or invest in one of the various chain of gyms. i reckon with the covid shit behind us, and people making new years resolutions to lose the weight they gained during covid, gym memberships will be through the fucking roof q1, but do your own research because all of this might be priced in due to the cyclical nature of their business, but it's still going to be a pretty good q1 for all the weightloss shit, since everyone is going to see their families over the holidays and realize what a fat fucking mess they all became.

>>56965897
You can also charge an absolute killing as a personal trainer.

>>56965897
I meant as an investor. Which stocks should I buy

>>56965913
PLNT and LTH are the big gym owning stocks. Not sure on whether they're a buy/hold/sell.

>>56965913
Lulu or whatever overpriced underwear the stacies are wearing as clothes nowadays

The CEO of plnt for fired this year for keeping a keg in his office and fucking girls at work so it's a decent value play

>>56965913
probably athletic apparel, not much in the way of gyms and equipment that i would bother with financially

>>56965785
Her thin-ass hair gets wrapped around my dick and I’ll almost guillotine my my dick if I don’t pull it off carefully

>>56965906
He didn't say in a row or one set.

God I hate how slow the NQ is

>>56964676
>Looming $5 Trillion Options Expiration
https://money.usnews.com/investing/news/articles/2023-12-12/why-are-us-stocks-sluggish-blame-a-record-5-trillion-options-expiration

Does this get it's own thread? Mass heeming imminent.

>>56965951
What exactly does it mean?
I can't tell if that's supposed to even increase or decrease volatility.

NQ moves up, NQ moves down, NQ moves up, NQ moves down

>>56965939
Hamchads can literally do zero pullups. Even roided out guys almost die trying to do 1 set of 10

I bought a fucking near perfect call at the SP500 bottom, 4 weeks out
But then, like a retard, I sold early
Now I've washed away most my gains by trying to put for a correction back down again

I am such a retard

>>56965971
what a gay retard

>>56965971
The correction is probably months away. I wouldn't bet on it until then.

>>56965964
>hamchads
You mean powersharters?

>>56965099
Checked and sauce?

>>56965971
>managed to time bottom
>gets btfo trying to time the top
classic

>>56965951
it sounds like that article is implying once the options expire the market will jump upwards

Go the fuck back up you betch!

Why don't we just have FOMC days every day? That way the jews can crab the market like they love to do every day

Why does the NQ never move in my direction?

>>56966015
I'm still under 3 firm nogo signals... This might be the last little bit of steam she has before we get a full 1488 point drop on the S&P 500.

>>56965829
>Closed my BOIL calls.
Sadly, a larp.

>>56965993
Anyone calling someone a twink is fat. Anyone fat can't do pullups. Anyone that can't do pullups isn't doing 100 pullups a day

>Not going to post physique

Obese as fuck 100% chance

Damn the whole side of my head is yellow from bruising

>NQ in down trend
>every small push down is bought back up in this 5 minute candle
I fail to see why this keeps happening? Why do people keep buying and pushing this up?

>>56966040
How do you know that is the correct strike?

FOMC days are the absolute worst fucking days

>>56965971
to be expected

>>56965781
I think the vp9 codec lets a little more light in and it doesn't look as gloomy which is a negative in context.

>ci
>wm
>lly

>>56966063
It's from his RH screenshot >>56965406

>>56966074
retard take. we love volatility. GTFO and shut the fuckin door

>>56966094
>picture

ok I need to buy lube for my ANUS brb

>>56966094
There is no fucking volatility. The NQ is barely fucking moving right now

>>56966110
he speaks at 2:30 fuck wad, talk to me then

>>56966118
Can't wait for the market to look like a barcode at 2:30 because jews don't like directional moves

>>56965961
Increase in volatility on Friday and next week as the closing of all these options happens.

lads does anyone have the 3 panel ms-paint comic of a dude point a chart with

>line went up = line will keep going straight up
>line went up & crabbed = line will stair step up forever
>line went up, crabbed, and dipped = TA bullshit showing line will go up again

i need it to send to friend coping about AMC

>>56966084
Based.

>>56966164
I still can't get my head over the fact that people unironically believe in TA
the other day I was trying to understand whatever a stop buy was and there was this motherfucker who kept talking about muh double bottoms and double tops kek

>>56966108
"We" are not richer.

What a fucking jew.

College 50 years ago was near free. Real estate could be owned on poverty line wages.

In 1970, 1 oz of gold was $40 and the median wage was $10,000. The median worker earns 250 oz of gold per year.

Today, 1 oz of gold is $2000 and the median wage is $60,000. The median worker earns 30 oz of gold per year.

That fucking jew has me so fucking pissed off right now. If I has graduated college in STEM in 1970 I'd be fucking rich as fuck.

I Stand corrected. this is the most hated rally of all time. 2023 is the year of the face rippers and the haters of all rallies. May the dumb retail bears REST IN PIECE!

>>56965829
I bet you're such a faggot you don't even lift and just go to the gym to look at guys.

>>56965971
>thinks buying insurance is a profitable strategy

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>>56966207
I really do hope we get another holocaust in our lifetime.

I haven't figured out what to re sub this scene with.

>>56966209
I just got a 4th NOGO signal. I'm sorry you killed yourself before #TheBigOne...

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>>56965874
You’re going to miss out. It was originally supposed to be a hype play, but the improvements in hashrate and cost/BTC is what is driving the current run.
Compare with MARA and RIOT, at these BTC prices we will probably top out at $5-6

>>56966273
what did your rabbi say? is it today at 2:30 or 12/22 after hours?

>>56966183
for me it's simple - if TA actually worked then everyone would use it so TA wouldn't work any more

>>56966237
thanks fren

>>56966312
I'm waiting until the end of the month.

So is TSLA done dropping or should I just put in a buy order for 200 with a week's expiry?

>>56966243
KEK

>>56965859
Lesbian divorce and domestic violence rates say otherwise.

I have a confession.
I invested in office real estate.
My investment is not doing well.

>>56966273
No GO WHAT. You need a catalyst for a sell off faggot. We will get a pull back probably but for the big one you need bad bad bad bad bad news.

>>56966049
??? I didn't call anybody twink
Are you stupid?

The bottom is in

>>56966247
I would use my gains to purchase her from the guards. She could live in my attic anytime.

>>56966367
I feel like that's more the result of having a household run by a woman that it is women making out with eachother.

>>56966392
>having a jew in your attic

>>56966383
shut up twink

>>56966374
>implying the news comes before we have #TheBigOne, and the massive sell off isn't the actual news.

>>56966268
Just cut it in two: "Fuck me. Fuck me." and "Thank you for that". Those should get some mileage.

>>56965785
wrapped around my toe once, went to work, came home, go to change, toe was purple, wtf.jpeg, unwrap hair from toe, color returns to toe. never trust a sock.

>>56966383
>>56966049
Wait, you were refering to the other guy. I forgot about that.

>>56966405
Under the floorboards mein freund?

>>56964676
Why isn't Questrade listed in the brokers pastebin?

>>56966393
You have never heard of lesbians going out with each other and their horror stories then. Why would two women dating each other be less complicated than just one woman dating? Women don't initiate dates, women don't plan dates, women are too nervous to even lean in and give the first kiss. They spend all their time literally searching their feelings and double guessing every aspect hoping their partner leads. It's ridiculous but we have so much data, videos, and women posting their L's online including from lesbians you'd have to be a moron to not see how men and women are different in their very nature of existence and and not just physically. We clearly don't go through life experiencing the same shit outside of the physical but even on a personal level.

GO SIGNAL!!! GO!!! GO!!! GO!!!

>>56966108
That's another Biden win!

>>56966446
I'd take two abby blowies a day in return for her living in my basement.

That is, of course, until the implementation of the final solution.

>>56966459
I'm not saying it *works* I'm just saying it's unsurprising women are attracted to eachother.

Never bet against Amerifat

>>56966372
IRL or shares?
why would it do well? You'd need decades to see a return here. This is my very sophisticated model on who needs an office.

>>56966433
ah just cut the minorities out entirely. yes. Truly less is more

>>56966470
fugg that's 320M if Biden is only getting 10%. Hunter is fucking killing it.

>>56966519
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>>56966519
new
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>>56966519
new

>>56966433
I warned you about them.

I’ll wait for the fake out tomorrow morning

>>56966514
Damn, those are surprisingly healthy demographics for the US. Germoney looks like a disfigured nightmare in comparison kek

>>56966514
>Post 70s trend reversal
A lot of social "anti structure" was created in the 70s by White Americans to escape the destruction of the more formal structure. After the 90s the jews started closing in on even the most nimble Whites and the trend returned.

>>56966515
I hate to say it but I actually like Hunter more since he hates paying taxes too.

>>56965782
So what determines a nogo, low volume and something?

>>56966164
>i need it to send to friend coping about AMC
Send him links to gold miners.

>>56965467
Equities have been partially monetized, we've been using them as pseudo-money since '71, GFC crash was a temporary risk-off demonetization of equities caused by fear that there were unknown systemic faults in the equity market. Equities won't fall until money (BTC) starts drinking their milkshake

>>56966108
>most americans live paycheck to paycheck and are taking on multiple jobs
>wages have remained stagnant until 1.5 years ago
>average american is locked out of the housing market and is financing trips to walmart
>country has little to no manufacturing and only has an unprofitable software sector that survived on low interest rates
>fed printing trillions of dollars in the timespan of a few years
>elites moving closer to the door to bail the fuck out
"average american is a millionaire" tier gaslighting. unironically considering to start buying silver or something.